Your favourite funny sign

[Norfolkdave]

Weve all been there, seen these signs, whats yours that you like!


Heres mine..............

Sign on the door of the maternity ward: "Push Push Push."

Sign in a shoe store: "Come in and have a fit."

Sign in a bookstore: "We treat you write."

Sign in a Maine restaurant: "Open 7 days a week and weekends."

Sign seen on an electricity pylon: DANGER! "To touch these wires will result in instant death. Anyone found doing so will be severely prosecuted."
:lmao

[Cotties]

WARNING!

Trespassers will SHOT

Survivors will be shot again

[Annie]

WARNING!





Trespassers will SHOT


Survivors will be shot again




Musta been hunting with the V.P.!


...hey Cotties how are you? Been in hiding?

[Cotties]

I have some friends from Sydney come and visit me so I took them to some girly bars in Pattaya just ot of Bangkok. Its been a great few days. Musta been hunting with the V.P.!


...hey Cotties how are you? Been in hiding?

[Cotties]

I saw this sign in a girly bar on the weekend. A girl came back from a hotel after a customer took her home. She took the sign from outside the club, went inside and sat down and placed the sign between her legs. Then she kicked back and watched her friends dance on stage. The sign was to let other gentlemen leave her alone and now how she felt. It said...

FULL INSIDE

[spare_change]

The cleaners: "If you drop your pants here, you will receive prompt attention."

[sweetgapeach]

A sign I saw once, it had a big gun on the front and a police car off to the corner , and the guy had it stuck to his sliding glass door .
It said

If I find you here Tonight
They will find you here in the Morning

[spare_change]

If you drive the Imperial Highway in Hawthorne, near the Staple Center, there is a large sign that advertises the offices of :

Dr. Joaquin Decunto
OB/GYN

I always thought THERE was a guy who needed to find a different line of business. You can be damn sure I ain't letting my woman go there!

[Trev]

One of the best one. "SHCOOL"

[Wet Beaver]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/popupWindow/0,,13-2006180012,00.html

[Norfolkdave]

LOL Brilliant WB brilliant

[travistarheel]

One of the funniest I have seen said "Hey Osama lets go a hunting signed Dick" This was for a hunting store.

[sweetgapeach]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/popupWindow/0,,13-2006180012,00.html

Damn !! What ya going to do with one fresh cut ? :lmao

[Sandy]

lol love it w.b. :55 :lmao













http://www.thesun.co.uk/popupWindow/0,,13-2006180012,00.html

[Cotties]

I found this on a similar thread on a different site.

"My favorite one is... on the way to monarch ski resort from ermm Colorado Springs, you approach a little town next to the Arkansas River.... and they have these yellow CAUTION warning sigsn that say 'Church'" quote.

....I guess it means slow down church ahead. But you never know.

[Cotties]

He is a couple

[Cotties]

and more..........they say china town is a great place to go funny sign watching

[Cotties]

A laundry in Rome:
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.

[cherokeered]

I'm going to Rome...

[Cotties]

In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

I like that one.....

[Cotties]

I'm opening a laundry in RomeI'm going to Rome...

[Cotties]

Hotel elevator, Paris:
PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VALUES AT THE FRONT DESK.

[cherokeered]

my values? Well, I may need to hold on to those...if I can find the darn things....


:)

[Cotties]

Shit Dave.. I put more effort into this thread than you.....

[Norfolkdave]

Shit Dave.. I put more effort into this thread than you.....

Meaning !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:wa:

[Cotties]

I enjoyed the thread and YOU let it die off..I just brought it back to see if can go another round..


How ya going Dave? Its my afternoon lunchtime... I'll be back in 20 minutes

I'll look for some signs
Meaning !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:wa:

[Norfolkdave]

I enjoyed the thread and YOU let it die off..I just brought it back to see if can go another round..


How ya going Dave? Its my afternoon lunchtime... I'll be back in 20 minutes

I'll look for some signs

Hello my friend, I didnt mean to let it go as such, its because I havent seen any in my travels, I will look later.:wa:

[Norfolkdave]

http://www.andrology.com/jokes/malecycle.jpg:lmao The age of the rodeo

[Annie]

Sad But True...

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1078/Sad+But+True

[Cotties]

Ya have to love a women with slippery when wet tattooed on her inner thigh...

[MCat]

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[sexytxblonde]

Gas station price sign:

Unleaded ARM
Plus LEG
Supreme LOL

[cherokeered]

saw a bumper sticker that read:



Jesus loves you......it's everyone else who thinks you're an asshole