Where is the craziest place you have had sex?

[Suzy_Q]

The craziest place I had sex was on the back of a car in the middle of winter with a foot of snow on the ground. BRRRRRRRR

[Cotties]

Hello Ms Susy Q


The craziest place was on a crowded train with just a curtain stopping the noise. I remember the slapping sound my balls were making and my feet hanging out.
The craziest place I had sex was on the back of a car in the middle of winter with a foot of snow on the ground. BRRRRRRRR

I bet you had some hard nipples in the snow

[cherokeered]

Neighbors yard...or maybe boyfriends room with no door....or maybe it was in cyberspace....

[cherokeered]

boyfriends parents bed?

[yaser]

The craziest place I had sex was on the back of a car in the middle of winter with a foot of snow on the ground. BRRRRRRRRWe did the same thing in the ,same place but we heated each other in a very short time...and exploded..

[Annie]

O'Hare Airport limousine staging area, in the middle of a hot summer day. Thank God for tinted windows and a/c.

[Norfolkdave]

Back seat of a London bus many years ago

[Annie]

Back seat of a London bus many years ago

Yeah Dave, the back seat of my limousine was a pretty popular place for my passengers so I can imagine a bus might be a hot spot too.

[upstr84u]

combined bungie jumping -- but it was a little tuff -- i could only do a quickie as we were passing by each other - then i hit my head off the bridge - rope snapped & landed in the cold water -- blacked out after that

[Annie]

combined bungie jumping -- but it was a little tuff -- i could only do a quickie as we were passing by each other - then i hit my head off the bridge - rope snapped & landed in the cold water -- blacked out after that

:D Well honey, that explaines a few things....

[upstr84u]

oh i have more spots then that -- that was not just my only experince

[Annie]

oh i have more spots then that -- that was not just my only experince

I bet you do darlin, but do they involve hitting yourself on the head or black-outs?

[upstr84u]

no - no -- no --- well ok some do - espcially the one time i was in chicago to see the ball game -- i was with this hot chick in the mechanical room - i had her pressed up against the electrical panel box -- and my hand slipped onto the breaker -- son of a bitch -- a bolt of electricty flew right threw me -- she screamed and asked where did i learn that trick from --- i burnt the hair off of my nuts and yes again i blacked out

[Annie]

no - no -- no --- well ok some do - espcially the one time i was in chicago to see the ball game -- i was with this hot chick in the mechanical room - i had her pressed up against the electrical panel box -- and my hand slipped onto the breaker -- son of a bitch -- a bolt of electricty flew right threw me -- she screamed and asked where did i learn that trick from --- i burnt the hair off of my nuts and yes again i blacked out

Oh was that you? If I remember correctly I left with a smile on my face that day too! Honey where you been hiding? Baseball season is starting up again...

[upstr84u]

spring traing down south --- but have been practing on my delivery so be ready

[sweetgapeach]

On top of my House on the roof

[Norfolkdave]

Yeah Dave, the back seat of my limousine was a pretty popular place for my passengers so I can imagine a bus might be a hot spot too.

Very hot annie, the London roads added a whole new meaning:wa:

[lovemakenman]

This reminds of a comment made on the dating game so many years ago. and she said in her ass

[Suzy_Q]

Upstr84u Lmao....I read about your sex adventures...Sounds to me like you might be an accident waiting to happen. I laughed my ass off about the hair being sinched....LOL TOOOOOO FUNNY :lmao But on the other hand you could have been seriously hurt. this is just a suggestion,,but If I were you I would try to avoid any dangerous activities while having sex.

[lovemakenman]

I must be old becuase nobody can remmeber

[Annie]

Upstr84u Lmao....I read about your sex adventures...Sounds to me like you might be an accident waiting to happen. I laughed my ass off about the hair being sinched....LOL TOOOOOO FUNNY :lmao But on the other hand you could have been seriously hurt. this is just a suggestion,,but If I were you I would try to avoid any dangerous activities while having sex.

Suzy... I think you have have a point about Upstr8, I'd keep all sharp objects away from him too!

[cherokeered]

hotel room with another couple....


I was 16....

they were older than me....corrupted me....poor me;)

[upstr84u]

OK so you want to know about the sharp object time -- thought annie was going to keep that one to herself --- But here is the story -- just finished spring cleaning and along came my helper // she looked hot in the cut offs -- so one thing lead to another and i had her on the counter -- it sucked because i placed her to far back so the top of my legs kept smacking into the countertop - so i decided to pull out the drawer to get deeper penetration -- bad mistake -- freaking pearing knife slid out - caught my knee and slammed into my pinki toe -- i yelled -- she moved - and pushed over the ajax cleaner --- son of a bitch!!!!! that burnt on my fresh cut --- so yes i stay away from sharp objects also

[Annie]

Hey Darlin... don't blame that Ajax thing on me! At least I cleaned off the counter before we started! After all that I did have the decency to kiss your owie, put Bactine and a bandage on it and make sure you had clean socks to wear! Just because your wife cut off your other pinky toe when she saw you wearing my husband's socks doesn't make ME the bad guy here!



OK so you want to know about the sharp object time -- thought annie was going to keep that one to herself --- But here is the story -- just finished spring cleaning and along came my helper // she looked hot in the cut offs -- so one thing lead to another and i had her on the counter -- it sucked because i placed her to far back so the top of my legs kept smacking into the countertop - so i decided to pull out the drawer to get deeper penetration -- bad mistake -- freaking pearing knife slid out - caught my knee and slammed into my pinki toe -- i yelled -- she moved - and pushed over the ajax cleaner --- son of a bitch!!!!! that burnt on my fresh cut --- so yes i stay away from sharp objects also

[almost40soccermom]

It was not a nice place but it was kind of erotic.

[Jackrabbit]

At a NASCAR race in the infield

[Wet Beaver]

At a NASCAR race in the infield

are ya sure?? dang..i would have thought it would have been under a yucca tree....

[Wet Beaver]

j/k jackrabbit.....

[Jackrabbit]

are ya sure?? dang..i would have thought it would have been under a yucca tree....

I was going to say the bunny ranch but that seemed too predictable :D

[G...G]

OMG... I see another fantasy coming on.........:55



At a NASCAR race in the infield

[Jackrabbit]

OMG... I see another fantasy coming on.........:55

That is actually the truth but I have been thinking of writing another chapter of my little fantasy road trip. I have plenty of fantasies.

[Annie]

That is actually the truth but I have been thinking of writing another chapter of my little fantasy road trip. I have plenty of fantasies.

Do any of them involve a carrot?



.... oh I'm sorry... that was so wrong... I couldn't help myself.

[Wet Beaver]

I was going to say the bunny ranch but that seemed too predictable :D




you are right there...now if ya would have said a bed....that might be a shocker....:na

[Wet Beaver]

Do any of them involve a carrot?



.... oh I'm sorry... that was so wrong... I couldn't help myself.

do ya think he is a one eyed jack rabbit??

[Jackrabbit]

do ya think he is a one eyed jack rabbit??

I probably could make up a fantasy involving a carrot and a pirate style eye patch but I'll spare ya

[Annie]

I probably could make up a fantasy involving a carrot and a pirate style eye patch but I'll spare ya

Oooooh sounds kinky! I'd love to hear that one!

[Jackrabbit]

Oooooh sounds kinky! I'd love to hear that one!

it could be something like ...
Captian Jack Sparrow meets Monica Lewinsky
or maybe...
Captian Kangaroo meets Carmen Electra
or perhaps...
the Kilbasa Queen meets Farmer John

what was this thread about anyways?:sc

[Wet Beaver]

it could be something like ...
Captian Jack Sparrow meets Monica Lewinsky
or maybe...
Captian Kangaroo meets Carmen Electra
or perhaps...
the Kilbasa Queen meets Farmer John

what was this thread about anyways?:sc

i forgot..... i want to hear about Farmer John and Hillary......



errr i ment Monica.....

[lovemakenman]

false

[lovemakenman]

oops sorry wrong post

[Suzy_Q]

I had to laugh about the knife thing upstr84u, but I can just imagine how sore your toe was....and with the ajax..OUCHY So I would say that sharp objects and you don't get along at all

[lapsnshaks]

almost40soccermom i love your legs

[cherokeered]

In cyber-space....



;)


bent over the balconey at a resort....

[Cotties]

I did it with a womens feet once. It still freaks me out. How did I end up there:sc and what was I thinking when I came..

never again

[cherokeered]

Cotties


Do you need a map? Go north from there....lol

Hugs and Kisses

Cherokee:kk

[Cotties]

Hi Red


Are you wearing any knickers tonight?
Cotties


Do you need a map? Go north from there....lol

Hugs and Kisses

Cherokee:kk

I think perhaps she wouldn't let me go north.:sc

[cherokeered]

Cotties


You told me not to...that was you right? LOL

She wouldn't let you....cherokee would...maybe

Cherokee is on the move....

;)

[almost40soccermom]

Once in a men's room in a bar, but the bar was closed

[Penny]

was it cleaner than the ladies room :D

[Suzy_Q]

Once in a men's room in a bar, but the bar was closed

EEEWWW I have heard the mens room is dirtier than the womens

[Norfolkdave]

EEEWWW I have heard the mens room is dirtier than the womens

Us dirty no! only human:wa:

[G...G]

I can't answer that..... I am still a virgin :D

[PlayfulMale69]

I can't answer that..... I am still a virgin :D

A virgin huh?

I have had sex in a small plane, kind of small, but you can make the airplane help going up and down. *grin* There was one time we had sex in the Steak and Ale parkinglot waiting to get buzzed for a table.

[upstr84u]

yea me also georgia --
and i am hung like a horse --
a sea horse --- lol

[Norfolkdave]

Heh heh heh georgia still a virgin, and I her queen

[Annie]

Heh heh heh georgia still a virgin, and I her queen

David, David... if you are a "Queen" this is not the place to come out! I think Married and Flirting is a bit like the U.S. military... don't ask... don't tell!

[spare_change]

David, David... if you are a "Queen" this is not the place to come out! I think Married and Flirting is a bit like the U.S. military... don't ask... don't tell!

A few years ago, I was interviewing applicants for an Operations Manager job. One of them was an old Chief Master Sergeant who was getting out of the Air Force at 28 years.

Given that he only had two more years before he could draw full retirement, I suspected something was amiss with his military career. So, I asked him why he was getting out early and forfeitting the additional retirement pay.

His response: "When I went in the Air Force, sucking dicks was illegal. Now it's optional. I want to get out before it's mandatory!" I guess he was saying things had changed, but he hadn't.

He got hired.

[Zpanther]

His response: "When I went in the Air Force, sucking dicks was illegal. Now it's optional. I want to get out before it's mandatory!" I guess he was saying things had changed, but he hadn't.

:lmao :lmao :lmao Yeah, I guess things have changed alright...... but there are still quite a few of us that haven't.

[Norfolkdave]

David, David... if you are a "Queen" this is not the place to come out! I think Married and Flirting is a bit like the U.S. military... don't ask... don't tell!

heh heh heh I meant to have said ..ooops "The Queen of Sheba" jesus I missed two nouns...sorry folks:lmao

[rustynailsvacaville]

i have had sex in the 3rd row seat of a suburban while my parents where driving the car on a long trip across the state....and my brother and grandma where in the middle seat

[Wet Beaver]

ok....i don't know if ya'll will believe this...but it was in a landing craft...in the hole of a LST.....off the coast of San Deigo......

[Barkiss]

ok....i don't know if ya'll will believe this...but it was in a landing craft...in the hole of a LST.....off the coast of San Deigo......

Yeah...like I believe anything you write...;)

[Wet Beaver]

Yeah...like I believe anything you write...;)


are you saying i'm lieing???

[Barkiss]

are you saying i'm lieing???

Actually....I don't doubt anything you ever say ma'am! Please don't hurt me! ;)

[Wet Beaver]

Actually....I don't doubt anything you ever say ma'am! Please don't hurt me! ;)\



thats mistress to you...lol

[tiger50]

\



thats mistress to you...lol

mistress soaking beaver... yeh rite... think u lost yer cage.... :D

[Sandy]

be careful tiger that beaver has quite a bite. :D

[mike76]

I'd have to say for me it was back in my high school days outside the boiler room.. Ha and they say school "Blows";)

[lightningflash]

in the closet

[sexytxblonde]

In the middle of a golf course :sp:

[Suzy_Q]

in the closet

I hope your kidding....

[sweet]

In the middle of a golf course :sp:

LOL bet you got a hole in one pretty easily!! :D

Sorry, bad joke, I know!

[Traxster]

50 yard line of my High School football field!!!:whee:

[Frenchie]

-Montreal Forum "#1 for sure"
-3rd floor Ski chalet at the local Mountain ski resort
-dad's van "all of them from 16 on!!!"
-On the beach in cuba "Varadero-Holgin and Cayo coco"
-On the beach in Puerto Plata
-On the beach in Mexico

And I'm leaving all sorts of houses and hotels and bars!

I have so many places and I remember them all! Yum! I miss those day's!

P.S: I like sex in public places! can you tell?

[Norfolkdave]

In the middle of a golf course :sp:

Heh heh heh and what number was the Iron:lmao

[G...G]

What you don't believe that?:D



A virgin huh?

I have had sex in a small plane, kind of small, but you can make the airplane help going up and down. *grin* There was one time we had sex in the Steak and Ale parkinglot waiting to get buzzed for a table.

[S.E]

In the bathroom at an old girlfriends house next 2 her parents bedroom during thier Christmas party..

[Into_it@Denver]

That would be in her Butt, Bob!!! :sex

[Cotties]

have you ever tried penetrating a womens armpit thats full of 7 day old stubble...I'll take what I can get but talk about leaving ya willy all stinky


Hi IntoIt
That would be in her Butt, Bob!!! :sex

[Jy]

I just got a visual Cotties, and it wasn't pretty.

A question though...what did you use as lube? Wouldn't that be a tad...dry?

have you ever tried penetrating a womens armpit thats full of 7 day old stubble...I'll take what I can get but talk about leaving ya willy all stinky


Hi IntoIt

[Cotties]

I could say a handful of dirty comments but I'll be truthful... when I pull it out from across the room and start walking towards her....she gets all wet with anticipation...;) I just got a visual Cotties, and it wasn't pretty.

A question though...what did you use as lube? Wouldn't that be a tad...dry?

[Jy]

Her armpit starts creaming?!

Wow! You're goooood!:D

I could say a handful of dirty comments but I'll be truthful... when I pull it out from across the room and start walking towards her....she gets all wet with anticipation...;)

[Trev]

Her armpit starts creaming?!

Wow! You're goooood!:D

I would call him sick. :D

[Jy]

Heck! I'd just call him!! LOL!I would call him sick. :D

[Cotties]

you make my little friend blush:) Heck! I'd just call him!! LOL!

[bearcat]

Back in high school snoke in girlfreinds house and went at it with parents sleeping in next room

[RedHotPisces]

:wa: hello bearcat...welcome :wa:



Back in high school snoke in girlfreinds house and went at it with parents sleeping in next room

[bearcat]

love your pic - thongs, what a beautiful invention

[bearcat]

whitewater rafting - back at camp did it on a pinic table about 100 feet
from where 30 freinds were partying - works great she was on table with legs hanging over and i was on ground :blowjob:

[bearcat]

in the snow - BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRR:)

[tiger50]

in the snow - BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRR:)

oh shitt yehhhhh fark how did u keep it up????

welcome mate... hope u have fun here.... :wa:

[Norfolkdave]

oh shitt yehhhhh fark how did u keep it up????

welcome mate... hope u have fun here.... :wa:

The thought of a warm pussy asshole:wa: :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Hello Bearcat and welcome, we are all insane here but friendly, do stay and post and enjoy our banterous hospatlity

[bearcat]

she was on the bottom and she was hottttt:smdance:

[SaltyLime]

(( welcome bearcat ))

[Momma]

In a public underground walkway....;)

[Jody]

While driving to LV, going about 80 miles an hour.Im driving and shes right on my lap. Meanwhile a train was right next to us, we were both halling ass. That was awsome, :blowjob:

[Norfolkdave]

Welcome Jody, hope you like the site

[Into_it@Denver]

I use to date a stripper and one night i visited her at her work and she came out to the table to sit with me, Well she sat on me and she rode me like a wild pony. while her girlfriends watched at the table. They loved it. So did I

[upstr84u]

BEST PLACE ----------- ha -- i love to be out in the open -- trying to just be on the verge of getting caught -------------- holy crap i could be here all day
so i'll just start with a simple one of my favorite:
Pink Floyd concert - skirt was up - crowd was drunk -- music drowned out the noise -- and looked like we were dancing

[boytoy4545]

on the edge of the balcony roof top room in italy...the next room people heard it all and i sure only saw her tits...

[haggisbasher]

outdoors in the bush in kenya with the hippos laughing just s few meters away

[Norfolkdave]

Hello Boytoy welcome to the site, will you please put your age on your profile, it is needed on this site...thankyou.

[funman001]

damn it was on a treetop. still gives me the shivers and a hardon

[CJSinIL]

couch across from my ex gf's parents, we were all watching tv

[kjguy43]

damn it was on a treetop. still gives me the shivers and a hardon

Ok, that we need details on, nothing like having to work before getting sum

[haggisbasher]

outside

[Nyc_45]

Did it in the gas jockey's shack where I worked while customers were waiting for me to put gas in their cars right outside the door.

[Doubletime]

guard shack on naval air base while people coming and going i was a cuming [ha]

[Annie]

On top of a sand dune in Indiana.

[Zpanther]

On top of a sand dune in Indiana.

Huh! I don't remember that...... they have sand dunes in Indiana? Well, I'll be there for 3 weeks in September, so guess maybe I'll see 'em.



Me? uh..... motel balcony, in the ocean, on the beach, in a mountain meadow with elk and deer not far away, ..... uh.... I'm thinking.....

[Annie]

Huh! I don't remember that...... they have sand dunes in Indiana? Well, I'll be there for 3 weeks in September, so guess maybe I'll see 'em.



Me? uh..... motel balcony, in the ocean, on the beach, in a mountain meadow with elk and deer not far away, ..... uh.... I'm thinking.....

Ever try it in a canoe?


... yes, they have sand dunes in Indiana... along the Lake Michigan shore... they also have them in Michigan.

[Zpanther]

Ever try it in a canoe?


... yes, they have sand dunes in Indiana... along the Lake Michigan shore... they also have them in Michigan.

Huh! Not yet........ but I'll add it to my list.



..... by the way, I believe ya. Just didn't know they had 'em there.

[Annie]

Huh! Not yet........ but I'll add it to my list.



..... by the way, I believe ya. Just didn't know they had 'em there.

A canoe can be tricky! Way too easy to tip!


...they aren't really all that big compared to dunes in other places, but nice to have in the mid-west.

[Zpanther]

A canoe can be tricky! Way too easy to tip!


...they aren't really all that big compared to dunes in other places, but nice to have in the mid-west.

hmmmmmm..... might put that one at the bottom of the list. I can see where havin' to keep spittin' water and climbing into the canoe might make concentration a little difficult.

[Annie]

hmmmmmm..... might put that one at the bottom of the list. I can see where havin' to keep spittin' water and climbing into the canoe might make concentration a little difficult.
Yeah hun! The cold water hittin ya when you fall in can kind of wreck the mood!

[grizz01]

morning all. in the back of a ford transit in a lay-by as all the traffic went passed, middle of the day too!

[Zpanther]

morning all. in the back of a ford transit in a lay-by as all the traffic went passed, middle of the day too!

Welcome Griz....... uh, just ignore the traffic and flirt with the girls.

[cherokeered]

morning all. in the back of a ford transit in a lay-by as all the traffic went passed, middle of the day too!


Hey hun....:wa:


Welcome to the site.......hope ya have fun....

[RedHotPisces]

:wa: hello...welcome :wa:



morning all. in the back of a ford transit in a lay-by as all the traffic went passed, middle of the day too!

[Zpanther]

:wa: hello...welcome :wa:

I thought you went to bed.



Well Sweet dreams when ya do....

[RedHotPisces]

i am waitin for you to go with me ;)

thank you hun...you too :kk


I thought you went to bed.



Well Sweet dreams when ya do....

[Zpanther]

i am waitin for you to go with me ;)

thank you hun...you too :kk

All ya had to do was ask.......




..... be there in a minute........ (still workin' on this damn 'beamer')

[grizz01]

:wa: hey all, so nice to have a warm welcome! will look forward to getting to know u all much better ( fingers crossed);)

[Zpanther]

Hang in there..... you'll like it.

[SensualAngel]

I have a new fantasy....I want to do it on my man's motorcycle...not sure how to work that, but I've discovered that you can have plenty of foreplay on the back of a bike...Especially the fact that I can reach down and around to stimulate him...mmmmmmmmmhmmmmm.....and he's very touchy feely so he has found ways to reach me....I Like it when he wears his shirt and I can press up against him from behind...and there's that whole thrill of going fast in the wind...I don't know, but somehow, someway, I wanna do that.

[topgun63]

I think it was on myneighbors deck. I didn't think they were home but they were I later found out....lol

[topgun63]

i'd like you to ride my motorcycle.....

[Momma]

LOL...so you had an audiance huh? Welcome to the site hun...have fun..:kk



I think it was on myneighbors deck. I didn't think they were home but they were I later found out....lol

[tiger50]

i'd like you to ride my motorcycle.....

gday mate, and welcome to the site.... :55

[RedHotPisces]

:wa: hello...welcome :wa:



I think it was on myneighbors deck. I didn't think they were home but they were I later found out....lol

[SensualAngel]

I don't know...riding a motorcycle and making love on it??? Someone tell me how....!!!!! I think it has something to do with that whole powerful feeling in between my legs that makes it hot...

[Cotties]

I don't know how to make love on a motorbike..but I have watched women make love to a motorbike...I don't know...riding a motorcycle and making love on it??? Someone tell me how....!!!!! I think it has something to do with that whole powerful feeling in between my legs that makes it hot...if there are two of you riding around I recommend masturbating each other...:55

[Itshardon-theroad]

The craziest place I had sex was on the back of a car in the middle of winter with a foot of snow on the ground. BRRRRRRRR

It would have to be either the time I ate out my girlfriend in the church parking lot or the time my now wife rode me in the back of my pickup truck along the shoulder of the 101 freeway in Los Angeles.

[Itshardon-theroad]

outdoors in the bush in kenya with the hippos laughing just s few meters away

That's a dangerous proposition. Hippos can be pretty surly critters.

[Cotties]

very keen... I hope it didn't take you long:D Did it in the gas jockey's shack where I worked while customers were waiting for me to put gas in their cars right outside the door.

[Cotties]

He's braver than myself..I wouldn't even want hippo's on T.V if I was doing the deed..That's a dangerous proposition. Hippos can be pretty surly critters.

[Nyc_45]

very keen... I hope it didn't take you long:D Lets just say I rose to the occassion :sex

[funman001]

Ok, that we need details on, nothing like having to work before getting sum

We had school camp and 2 of us made out in that ricketty tree house. it creaked and 2 of the floor boards fell.yikes

[guyohio30]

in a nite club in spain in a corner while her friends watched

[Norfolkdave]

I don't know...riding a motorcycle and making love on it??? Someone tell me how....!!!!! I think it has something to do with that whole powerful feeling in between my legs that makes it hot...

Hell ODIN has been given a hand job on a bike, dammed hard to hold the bike upat the explosion point LOL:lmao

[Momma]

aahh...now we get to see the kinky little bugger in ya...LOL...:kk :lmao



Hell ODIN has been given a hand job on a bike, dammed hard to hold the bike upat the explosion point LOL:lmao

[spare_change]

aahh...now we get to see the kinky little bugger in ya...LOL...:kk :lmao



Nahhhh -- he was alone.

[Momma]

LMAO...was he now...hmmm, must have been even harder to drive one handed...:kk ;)



Nahhhh -- he was alone.

[Penny]

The roof of our camper in the campground :gs

[matt1426]

The roof of our camper in the campground :gs

If the camper is a rockin :D

[Dmy]

Its not the craziest place we've mad love, but we were traveling alone for all day trip to family and back just a couple of days ago and worked each other up enough we had to stop on top of the mountian pass (around 9500 ft. elev.)...pulled off on a road and stopped.
We were about to get out and there was a cow moose 15 yards infront of car...decided to drive up a little farther up and go into trees out of site and take care of some well wanted business....:55 ;)

[Lkng4thrdNwi]

Well.... let's see... there's so many places to choose from... When I was younger it was my moms bed, about a month after that (LOL) it was her walk in closet... Later on there were several cars... Blanket on the ground outside my grandmothers house... Lemme think on that.. LOL

[Penny]

Welcome Back :)

[Seeker]

Glad to see you back!! :wa: Well.... let's see... there's so many places to choose from... When I was younger it was my moms bed, about a month after that (LOL) it was her walk in closet... Later on there were several cars... Blanket on the ground outside my grandmothers house... Lemme think on that.. LOL

[Lkng4thrdNwi]

We moved back to GA and it's just getting settled down now... I had to put my oldest son in school this year and it's been hell on me trying to get him back and forth because I refuse at this point to put him on a bus... He's epileptic and I'm not comfortable with him on a bus with mixed ages... That bugs the hell out of me...

[Seeker]

Hi, Penny! How are you tonight?:kk Welcome Back :)

[Penny]

Im great Thank u Seeker :kk

[Wet Beaver]

Hi, Penny! How are you tonight?:kk


seeker i am mad at ya now........:nu

[Itshardon-theroad]

We moved back to GA and it's just getting settled down now... I had to put my oldest son in school this year and it's been hell on me trying to get him back and forth because I refuse at this point to put him on a bus... He's epileptic and I'm not comfortable with him on a bus with mixed ages... That bugs the hell out of me...

I wouldn't want to take the chance with some of the school districts here in GA if I were you either. Best of luck to you.

[Wet Beaver]

I wouldn't want to take the chance with some of the school districts here in GA if I were you either. Best of luck to you.


what is wrong with them....they have to be better than most of them here in Cali.......

[MCat]

On a dirt road trying to avoid the steering wheel in a jeep cj5...let me see...I think it was spring of 1975.

[Misty]

seriously .... in my HEAD

[Zpanther]

seeker i am mad at ya now........:nu

Join the club Seeker.

[Itshardon-theroad]

what is wrong with them....they have to be better than most of them here in Cali.......

Very overcrowded. There is a limit on the number of kids per class, but the schools themselves are usually well over capacity. My son's school just got rid of their trailers after having to basically double the size of the building to accomodate all of the students.

The services are lacking in many districts as well. Kids with special needs don't quite get the attention they require in many of the districts.

I would say they are probably similar in caliber to California, if not a little worse. Both my brother and sister went through California schools for part of their education and my sister taught elementary school there for 8 years. Same problems of inadequate resources and lack of support for kids who need additional help.

[lovemakenman]

This Forum reminds me of a question that was asked on the Newly Wed game many yrs ago.The gal answered!!!!! In her ass.LOL

[milf2000]

in the back seat of a car at a beach in VA

[Wet Beaver]

Very overcrowded. There is a limit on the number of kids per class, but the schools themselves are usually well over capacity. My son's school just got rid of their trailers after having to basically double the size of the building to accomodate all of the students.

The services are lacking in many districts as well. Kids with special needs don't quite get the attention they require in many of the districts.

I would say they are probably similar in caliber to California, if not a little worse. Both my brother and sister went through California schools for part of their education and my sister taught elementary school there for 8 years. Same problems of inadequate resources and lack of support for kids who need additional help.

the trouble here...is there to many people on top....and some of them make more than the govonor......plus we have a hugh illeagal promblem...which take away resorces for the other kids....i blame the teacher unions.....

[NativeBreed]

My wife's bed

[coacht711]

hotel room against the wall i was 16 she was a teacher

[coacht711]

hotel room iagainst the wall i was 16 she was a teacher

[peck17]

Hi soccer mom

[Cotties]

we all love soccer mom:lf Hi soccer mom

[russellnfwtx]

In a dressin room at Walmart....got to admirin myself, had to get some relief, one thing led to another...the rest is history...:D

[Itshardon-theroad]

the trouble here...is there to many people on top....and some of them make more than the govonor......plus we have a hugh illeagal promblem...which take away resorces for the other kids....i blame the teacher unions.....

I agree that is a problem. You know things have to be complex when the Superintendent of LA Unified Schools is a former governor of Colorado, and even he can't get a handle on things.

[Itshardon-theroad]

In a dressin room at Walmart....got to admirin myself, had to get some relief, one thing led to another...the rest is history...:D

I will never go in a dressing room at walmart ever again...or only if I'm horny.

[Good to Find (M)]

Driving across Nevada . . . while driving . . . demonstrated that it's hard to do two things well at the same time (but we all love challenges!)

-G2

[Cotties]

we want details....I'm worried she abused youhotel room iagainst the wall i was 16 she was a teacher

[Itshardon-theroad]

Oh, I forgot one. In high school, my girlfriend and I were the only ones in the theater to see the movie Red Sonja...on the day it premiered. Well there were actually 5 people to start, but the other three left after the first 10 minutes. So we decided to take advantage of the solitude. She was wearing a skirt, so she just sat on my lap and started riding. It was much better entertainment than the movie.

[MCat]

we want details....I'm worried she abused you

Ya...I can tell you're worried :D

[Cotties]

well it might happen to me one day in a role reversal and I want to be prepared...these young people today are as bad as they were back in the early 70's and late 60'sYa...I can tell you're worried :D

[funluvinga]

Ok, I have to win this one. The craziest place I ever had sex was inside a strip club. I was a dancer and it was one of my customers (we dated outside of work....it'm not a slut) and I had a few too many drinks so while I was dancing for him in one of the dark corners, I just accidently kept sitting on his lap. It just so happened his little guy was out too play also. I don't recommend this because I did get caught. Kind of hard to hide that. :thankyou:

[dr2977]

In a hotel room in Fl in the bed next to inlaws..thought they were asleep..found out later FIL wasn't..ooppppps..he enjoyed it too
picnic table at the lake- in the middle of the day
picnic table at the park- night
In-laws bed, bathroom, couch, shower
given head going down the freeway
Always exciting if there's a chance of getting caught!!

[funluvinga]

Well you certainly enjoy the outdoors. LOL

[Big O]

Ok, I have to win this one. The craziest place I ever had sex was inside a strip club. I was a dancer and it was one of my customers (we dated outside of work....it'm not a slut) and I had a few too many drinks so while I was dancing for him in one of the dark corners, I just accidently kept sitting on his lap. It just so happened his little guy was out too play also. I don't recommend this because I did get caught. Kind of hard to hide that. :thankyou:

Now that's a lap dance!! :55

[funluvinga]

Yeah, it certainly was. I have to say it was the one and only time that happened (at work).

[Big O]

my ex used to love to have sex on the kitchen chair. I have to admit I enjoyed it too!

[ironman79702]

I had a girlfriend that really liked playing around while rideing an oil field pump jack up an down was alotta fun ever now an then

[Upstanding]

In the dressing room of a department store. Oh yes, there were women coming in and out on all sides of our room.

In a car, in the parking lot of a shopping mall. Broad daylight. It's amazing what people don't notice as they drive by.

[funluvinga]

Bravo! Very brazen move. I don't know if I could relax enough for that. LOL

[al1]

at a concert everybody was on there feet and jamming. i was behind my wife slid her skirt up and panties down and we went at it. still excites me

[SirFox]

Under a teacher's desk in high school.....

[MCat]

my ex used to love to have sex on the kitchen chair. I have to admit I enjoyed it too!

We had sex on a kitchen chair once....busted that puppy all to hell...it was wooden. Lucky one of us didn't get a sliver in our ass. :D

[spare_change]

We had sex on a kitchen chair once....busted that puppy all to hell...it was wooden. Lucky one of us didn't get a sliver in our ass. :D

Tell me it wasn't one of the funniest times you ever had !!! :lmao

[SirFox]

I almost forgot that my girlfriend of the time and I went up to the 69th floor of the Empire State Building....and got caught by a janitor whose eyes were buldging out of his sockets when he saw us Problem was that it was so dark that you only saw the whites of his eyes!

[Itshardon-theroad]

In the middle of the Nevada desert at 1 AM waiting for a tow truck. What else is there to do?

[SirFox]

In the middle of the Nevada desert at 1 AM waiting for a tow truck. What else is there to do?

You definitely know what the word "efficient"..means and you add pleasure...when you have time to kill.. :55

[Penny]

Id be watching out for snakes :D



In the middle of the Nevada desert at 1 AM waiting for a tow truck. What else is there to do?

[SirFox]

Id be watching out for snakes :D

We definitely NOW know that you are not into rattler's biting your big toe...and you are not into snakes toys either...Ouff..got that off my chest.... :55

[PlayfulMale69]

this might not be the craziest, but it was the funniest:

We were going at it in the shower/bath tub and we broke the porcelien soap dish clean off. We laughed so hard!!!

[funluvinga]

this might not be the craziest, but it was the funniest:

We were going at it in the shower/bath tub and we broke the porcelien soap dish clean off. We laughed so hard!!!
Well now I bet you had a time explaining that to the repair man. LOL

[CJSinIL]

In a bed, oh man was that crazy.

[PlayfulMale69]

Well now I bet you had a time explaining that to the repair man. LOL

Oh yeah, it was hard not to smile.

[funluvinga]

Oh yeah, it was hard not to smile.
I'm sure the memories made paying for the repair hurt just a little less. ;)

[PlayfulMale69]

I'm sure the memories made paying for the repair hurt just a little less. ;)

Yeah, I didn't mind paying. I didn't mind breaking it either. ;-)

[Fishercat]

In the back seat of a 76 Pinto. Ouch!!, my back still hurts.

[Nymph]

My husband and I have debated this a few times.


He says the strangest (craziest) place we ever had sex was in a tiny, little, empty space with a small door leading to it behind a calculater display in a hands-on museum while our kids (and many others) were browsing around the exhibits.

I say it was in the middle of a country road late at night with a million stars up above us.

The museum was probaly the riskier of the two, but the country road was pretty cool (and hard)!

[Itshardon-theroad]

In the parking lot of a police station.

[PlayfulMale69]

In the parking lot of a police station.

wow, that is hard to top

[Itshardon-theroad]

wow, that is hard to top

Still working on having sex in the police station. Maybe some day!

[funluvinga]

Still working on having sex in the police station. Maybe some day!
I think you just have to befriend the right people for that one. I'm sure it's doable. Good luck with that. Let us know when you do.

[SirFox]

Does anyone belong to the 10,000 meter air Club or for the States, the 30'000 feet Club?

Anyone have sex / made love in an aeroplane?

[Upstanding]

Bravo! Very brazen move. I don't know if I could relax enough for that. LOL

When the spirit moves you, you don't have to relax, it drives you forward

[Itshardon-theroad]

I think you just have to befriend the right people for that one. I'm sure it's doable. Good luck with that. Let us know when you do.

I've got that covered. I just have to get her to agree to do it when no one is around :D

[Itshardon-theroad]

Does anyone belong to the 10,000 meter air Club or for the States, the 30'000 feet Club?

Anyone have sex / made love in an aeroplane?

Still working on that one. I'm thinking the 9 and a half hour flight to Sao Paolo in November might be my best bet. Long flight, over night, everyone sleeping...hmmm.

[jman]

In a busy hallway at work.

[Sandy]

in hubbys car, before we got married, in our friends front yard :D

[spare_change]

Still working on that one. I'm thinking the 9 and a half hour flight to Sao Paolo in November might be my best bet. Long flight, over night, everyone sleeping...hmmm.

I've flown that flight probably 20 times -- and never scored. But, that is definitely an opportunity --- everybody sacks out (except the pilot, I hope!)

[Upstanding]

In a busy hallway at work.

How did you manage that?

[PlayfulMale69]

Does anyone belong to the 10,000 meter air Club or for the States, the 30'000 feet Club?

Anyone have sex / made love in an aeroplane?

oh yes, the 5 mile club! I love it. It only happened a couple of times on a commercial airliner. I also fly small airplanes and I have done it in small plane before. It can be pretty fun since you can make the small plane do the humping for you. *grin*

[Cotties]

I once drove out to the nevada desert just to see what was there at 4 in the morning........I wish I took a women... I found a jail and some road signs to shoot a high powered bb gun at... the casino's were making me nuts:sc In the middle of the Nevada desert at 1 AM waiting for a tow truck. What else is there to do?

[Cotties]

I wanked once in the toilet...I was sleeping and couldn't get rid of an erection that was hurting...do you know how your feet swell up on a plane...well same for your penis...no shitDoes anyone belong to the 10,000 meter air Club or for the States, the 30'000 feet Club?

Anyone have sex / made love in an aeroplane?

[Itshardon-theroad]

I've flown that flight probably 20 times -- and never scored. But, that is definitely an opportunity --- everybody sacks out (except the pilot, I hope!)

It has to be. I'll have my wife with me this time, but there are no shortage of hot Brazilian women to be found on there.

[Itshardon-theroad]

I once drove out to the nevada desert just to see what was there at 4 in the morning........I wish I took a women... I found a jail and some road signs to shoot a high powered bb gun at... the casino's were making me nuts:sc

You definitely need to take women next time. If you drive a pickup it sure helps, but bring a blanket or something for the bed.

[Rmb]

Standing naked in a rushing river up to our waists...the water was cold and kept pumping into her.

[Rmb]

Then again in my lover's parent's bed.....the headboard kept banging against the wall and a large book fell out of the headboard bookcase and onto her head. It was titled "Sex Education". :)

[CJSinIL]

In an rv, while her parents were driving to Wisconsin in the front.

Then again in my lover's parent's bed.....the headboard kept banging against the wall and a large book fell out of the headboard bookcase and onto her head. It was titled "Sex Education". :)

[funluvinga]

In an rv, while her parents were driving to Wisconsin in the front.
Holy Cow....I'm thinking road trip with CJ right about now. ;)

[spare_change]

It has to be. I'll have my wife with me this time, but there are no shortage of hot Brazilian women to be found on there.

Where in Brazil do you spend your time??

[WhatAmIDoingHere]

That would have to be in the butt Bob!....no just kidding. I've done on a Sea Doo...

[Itshardon-theroad]

Where in Brazil do you spend your time??

Unfortunately, all in Brasilia. But even that is really not that bad ;)

[spare_change]

Unfortunately, all in Brasilia. But even that is really not that bad ;)

I spend my time in Recife (white beaches, pretty girls) and Palmas (the middle of no-damn-where!)

Speak Portugese?

[Itshardon-theroad]

I spend my time in Recife (white beaches, pretty girls) and Palmas (the middle of no-damn-where!)

Speak Portugese?

I am cursed with a mind that can retain a great deal of useless knowledge, but not languages. I also don't spend enough time to have to learn it.

Several of the people I work with are either from Recife or have lived there in the past. I need to head there for a vacation one of these days while I'm in the country.

[spare_change]

I am cursed with a mind that can retain a great deal of useless knowledge, but not languages. I also don't spend enough time to have to learn it.

Several of the people I work with are either from Recife or have lived there in the past. I need to head there for a vacation one of these days while I'm in the country.


Yes, you do!!

I just happen to have a few phone numbers you might be interested in. Also, can give you the scoop on where to stay, etc.


Are you a Brazilian BBQ fan??

[Itshardon-theroad]

Yes, you do!!

I just happen to have a few phone numbers you might be interested in. Also, can give you the scoop on where to stay, etc.


Are you a Brazilian BBQ fan??

I would really appreciate it. I might have to take a side trip when I'm there in November. My wife will be with me and we have a weekend where a trip to the beach may be possible.

I am a huge churrascaria fan! Both in mass and desire to consume that type of food.

[Suz]

I have to share a few because I was so into that in college. First was college library, in between the isles with me just bent over. An asian guy past by, but then back tracked to see if it really was he thought it was. Second was a random empty hospital room in the bathroom while on the way to visit my friend, the urge hit, so we struck it. Third was out in the middle of park, we thought we were alone, when suddenly I heard my now husband say " what the fuck?!!!" some black guy was standing over us in a jumpsuit and he said " you wanna buy some weed?" when my hubby said hell no, get away, the guy then asked " ok man, so can I just watch?" CRAZY!!!!!! Had the cops show up on us in the car a 100 times, embarrassing 4 sure!

[MIGHTY]

...behind a shed, in a grass alley, under the covers, in 35 degree weather.

[mboxer]

Just off a golf course in the woods. We almost got stepped on by a guy looking for his wayward golf ball.

[massage mike]

summer night getting head in my car on a dirt road by the beach,when all of a sudden a cop car comes up the street.I was sweating so much I couldn't pull my pants up.They stop outside my window and ask for my drivers license I have to reach down to the floor to get it out of my pants pocket.They were cool they looked at it and drove away

[plzrtng]

I used to be the coordinator of a chain of Montessori schools in the Twin Cities. One of the schools was located in an old grade school that was built around a catholic church. I had an ongoing relationship with one of the teachers at that location. We would meet occasionally for a little"extra credit" in the church's choir loft.

[Suz]

I used to be the coordinator of a chain of Montessori schools in the Twin Cities. One of the schools was located in an old grade school that was built around a catholic church. I had an ongoing relationship with one of the teachers at that location. We would meet occasionally for a little"extra credit" in the church's choir loft.

That's hot......I always did feel baf fuckin' in a church parking lot....after reading your post, lol.....I guess there was always worse to feel bad about.....That's a good one!:D

[OICurready4me]

In a closet during a party

[MIGHTY]

In my mind...trust me, it can get pretty wild up there!!;)

[jman]

At work in a public hallway

[gvikfan]

recieved a bjob in a car,at 12 noon in a busy parking lot.ruined my tie

[steve_edwards]

In a changing room of a shop. That was pretty mad.

[ethans_so_bad]

in a vagina

[pointofnoreturn]

Hood of the car is the best I can do. Would anyone like to change my answer for me?

[ethans_so_bad]

Point and I once had it in a cab while there was another passenger. What a ride.
xox

[Spooky13]

i did it on a big air conditioner unit outside a girl i was datings house, Oh her parents were inside,,,Young and BAD

[ethans_so_bad]

I once did it on the ground behind the restrooms at a public park with a girl who flashed me at a redlight. Young and bad.
xox

[pointofnoreturn]

:dd Point and I once had it in a cab while there was another passenger. What a ride.I don't remember. Refresh my memory.
xox

[ethans_so_bad]

Oh honey you're breaking my heart. It was so good, I paid for the cab.........remember?
xox

[pointofnoreturn]

I remember money for something. You paid for the cab????I thought that might be a bonus for me?

[OICurready4me]

In a closet at a party