It's not cheating if...

[Tempest]

I don't think I've seen this here before. And today I got really turned on by one of my girlfriends. And I was thinking "Is it cheating if it's two girls?" I mean, we all know it is. But that's what I'm sticking with...

Gimme your best/stupidist/funniest excuses of why it's not cheating...

[Tempest]

…if the condom doesn’t break

[Tempest]

...it's with LL Cool J or Justin Timberlake

[gdg]

or George Clooney, cuz he is probably gay, never being married and all. ;)

[jmsmith12345]

as the old adage goes...eaitn' ain't cheatin'

[Tempest]

...if it’s with your boss.
I mean a girl’s gotta get paid, right?

[Shawn]

Its not cheating if you let one of your multiple personalities take over.

[Shawn]

Its Definately not cheating if she does that dirty thing the wife wont.

[Tempest]

…if you’re cheating with someone who’s cheating on someone…(really u cant both be cheating together, thats playing a game)

[gdg]

if you are playing cards and cheating while cheating, then it is not cheating...2 negatives =a positive

[Shawn]

If you close your eyes and screm out your spouses name during the entire event.

[gdg]

if you keep one foot on the floor!

[manda1]

If he never sticks it in

[Tempest]

If he never sticks it in

That's NOT cheating, that's bullshit... just sayin

[ldon]

you don't get caught.

[gdg]

it is not in the same area or zip code.

[scoobertina]

it's not cheating if it is only make believe... a fantasy..

[scoobertina]

it's not cheating if you finger it yourself

[scoobertina]

it's not cheating if you lick, suck, or blow... according to my mentor Mr. Bill Clinton...

[Midwest girl]

its not cheating if it improves your sex life with your spouse....its simply continuing education....

[sexycoco]

Its not cheating if you really enjoy it.

[so_very_fine]

if he says it's ok

[Sneaky]

Nobody saw you & it's not on film.

[Midwest girl]

when you use a prepaid cell phone so theres no record of it........

[Xanadu7]

If you're drunk enough that she looks like twins

[Tempest]

If they look similar to your spouse. Then it's just a tribute.

[SAPPHIRE]

It's a threesome

[timd1223]

i'm in!!

[katydid2]

if you don't know who he is

[Charmed]

If you are "All In"

[3pmac]

he gives you the go ahead.:sc

[OGP]

If it's a "win"... because cheaters never win

[fourher]

If shes with my girlfriend

[NurseDude66]

...you don't use real names. Then it's just pretending

[bryan3636]

if you let her watch

[3pmac]

he's there too.

[Tempest]

it's in a toilet cubicle and you're drunk

[gadzooks]

she lets you.

[lastnite1999]

if your dog watches....

[OGP]

..........because it's your dog!

[Tempest]

..........because it's your dog!

Couldn't we have made it through this thread without a beastiality reference? Really?? lol

[rascal2121]

If she doesn't scream out your name

[OGP]

Couldn't we have made it through this thread without a beastiality reference? Really?? lol


You obviously have not seen the movie "Road Trip."

Your assignment, if you choose to accept it, is to rent this movie and TRY to not laugh your ass off!

[jmsmith12345]

It's not cheating if you bang the professor first...then it is blackmail

[Tempest]

You obviously have not seen the movie "Road Trip."

Your assignment, if you choose to accept it, is to rent this movie and TRY to not laugh your ass off!

Aye aye cap'n. But I think I will still prefer a morning without picturing you with a dog... :sc

[cyclops]

if they don't leave too many scratches.

[MuchachitaSpice]

... you are just gaining experience...

[daisyduck]

if they are in the same room

[coug511]

If you both are kinda wearing camo

[cyclops]

if they don't leave too many scratches.

DISCLAIMER:

This was not a dog sex reference. :sc

[Xanadu7]

if you're eating something sweet off of her. It's just dessert.

[Tempest]

...

[Xanadu7]

...

Could you elaborate a bit?

[fixitman]

Well they say eatin' aint cheatin'...I agree.

[happygirl101]

hmmm its just whippy stuff ... I agreee

[Tempest]

Could you elaborate a bit?


No... lol

[happygirl101]

Temp i will cheat if I can get witcha!!! LMAO

Is it cheatin if I am cheatin on hubs with someone and i cheat on lover boy with tempest? Hmmm

[navigater]

It aint cheatn if ya ass dont get caught

[happygirl101]

OMG spoken like a true man...love it!

[FizProf]

It aint cheating if my intentions are purely to pleasure the other woman and not to gratify my own overblown ego...

[bostonbizbiz]

I would need to see the video before I render an opinion !!!!!

[cyclops]

If you do this....

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2768/4018247122_b54ec8bdc6_m.jpg

[jmsmith12345]

No need to cheat if you study hard enough :ok

[Singeon]

Its not cheating if you dont think it is.

[glamrockfan]

its not cheating if you don't insert the entire length

[daisyduck]

its not cheating if you spank him

[Tempest]

its not cheating if you don't insert the entire length

then it's not much fun either, now is it??

[happygirl101]

Wait...is it cheating if you fall onto it and it slips in? accidents do happen...

[glamrockfan]

then it's not much fun either, now is it??

i guess that is true. always making me think of the logical side lmao

[Frenchie_lady]

Its not cheating if you leave money on the bedside table

[daisyduck]

its not cheating if you tackle him in a crowed

[dcowboy09]

are you in the same zip code?

[neil48]

if you're eating something sweet off of her. It's just dessert.


ok, I need some dessert now...:yks

is it cheating if I eat it off of her ?

[MuchachitaSpice]

If it is with Ricki, the two girls and the guy from the naughty tonight thread!!!

[Shawn]

if you set up in advance that you both will scream out your spouses name during orgasm

[ldon]

If you don't tell anyone?

[dcowboy09]

if you were to drunk to remember..... then it never happened

[glamrockfan]

its not cheating if your not caught

[FizProf]

It's not cheating if you are doing it with me
OK...that doesn't apply to you GRF

[jmsmith12345]

it is still cheating, but if you are honest about the expectations, it is cheating with understanding

[Tempest]

you cum atleast 4 times... then it's just GREAT

[Musing64]

or George Clooney, cuz he is probably gay, never being married and all. ;)


Clooney ain't gay...

He has stated he has no desire to have kids...

No desire to be married...

He is living life on his terms...

[Musing64]

It's not cheating if you are David Duchnovney...its addiction...wink

[highvoltage1951]

If it is with your cousin. ( Just expected in West Virginia)

[drkcloud]

its not cheating if you call it a life experience, at least thats what i tell myself

[Gigglez]

I'm still gonna stick with my original post in the beginning of this thread ...

It's not cheating if .... It's a threesome ;)

[Tempest]

If it happens on a road trip :ok

[drkcloud]

if its a road trip threesome

[highvoltage1951]

If you don't know her name

[Raina]

is it's not caught on tape

[Under the radar]

Its not cheatin if: You are just in trainning and need lots of practice. Kinda like a sparing partner in boxing.

[mustangrick]

you clear the logs

[Under the radar]

If you keep moaning and sayin "OH GOD STOP" "PLEASE STOP" "OH GOD OH GOD" "I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE"

[bryonboru]

if it is on your path to enlightenment then it is spiritual not sexual!
So it's not considered cheating.

[bryonboru]

If you learn something new that would knock the socks off your SO!!

Then it is learning not cheating...

[highvoltage1951]

You're mind isn't into it.

[mustangrick]

she hates you and doesn't talk to you lol

[bryonboru]

It is not cheating if your raped... willing or not...

[naughtym36]

you do it with another person of the same sex :D

[Shawn]

you do it with another person of the same sex :D

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