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FLPhil70
10-07-2009, 11:10 AM
.... starting a new thread and posting to it 150 times? :sc
jmsmith12345
10-07-2009, 11:28 AM
.... starting a new thread and posting to it 150 times? :sc

Nope, but you would be mocked and ridiculed mercilessly and then 149 of those posts would be deleted and you could not pass go until you did it the right way...either that or a certain mod around here would give you premature access to the Fisting thread which would burn your newbie retinas and all points would become moot. Either way...earn your posts....k? :ok
FLPhil70
10-07-2009, 11:36 AM
I didn't think that type of activity would be rewarded, and certainly someone has already tried it before me!

My fragile, newbie ego would probably be destroyed by that level of ridicule and I could potentially never recover. Whew....thanks for saving me from that.
Lacey
10-07-2009, 11:46 AM
I didn't think that type of activity would be rewarded, and certainly someone has already tried it before me!

My fragile, newbie ego would probably be destroyed by that level of ridicule and I could potentially never recover. Whew....thanks for saving me from that.



It goes a lot faster then you think....just post your life away....you'll get there!
jmsmith12345
10-07-2009, 11:50 AM
It goes a lot faster then you think....just post your life away....you'll get there!

WTF??? Han wants to cuddle with puppies, and Lacey is nice to newbies!!! What has this place come to?
Lacey
10-07-2009, 11:52 AM
WTF??? Han wants to cuddle with puppies, and Lacey is nice to newbies!!! What has this place come to?



Should I repost?


Maybe I should have said.....


Goodluck, you'll never reach the goal anyway...not like we want you anyhow!

Is that better?
jmsmith12345
10-07-2009, 11:53 AM
Should I repost?


Maybe I should have said.....


Goodluck, you'll never reach the goal anyway...not like we want you anyhow!

Is that better?

Too late now...go play with kittens or something.
Dragon_lady
10-07-2009, 11:54 AM
Phil, there are plenty of fun people here that would love to help you reach your goal (for a minimal fee, of course!)

lmao
Jelly
10-07-2009, 11:55 AM
Should I repost?


Maybe I should have said.....


Goodluck, you'll never reach the goal anyway...not like we want you anyhow!

Is that better?

:sc I don't think it has the same effect AFTER you was nice ...

Hey Mr Newbie .... quit being lazy and post so we can get to know you. It's the only way we can decide how mean we can be to you. I mean if you cry often it changes our approach a bit!


Uhhhhhhh... welcome and you are one lucky guy getting the "bad" kids to welcome you here first!
Lacey
10-07-2009, 11:57 AM
:sc I don't think it has the same effect AFTER you was nice ...

Hey Mr Newbie .... quit being lazy and post so we can get to know you. It's the only way we can decide how mean we can be to you. I mean if you cry often it changes our approach a bit!


Uhhhhhhh... welcome and you are one lucky guy getting the "bad" kids to welcome you here first!



LOL....
I like it...

I think Han threw me off my bitchiness being all nice to the boys this am...it was soooooo confusing watching it!
Jelly
10-07-2009, 11:59 AM
LOL....
I like it...

I think Han threw me off my bitchiness being all nice to the boys this am...it was soooooo confusing watching it!

Nice? To boys? I missed it!!! And I think I'll not go look ...
Lacey
10-07-2009, 12:01 PM
Nice? To boys? I missed it!!! And I think I'll not go look ...


Don't! Sigh...
It was almost disgusting!
jmsmith12345
10-07-2009, 12:01 PM
LOL....
I like it...

I think Han threw me off my bitchiness being all nice to the boys this am...it was soooooo confusing watching it!

Nice? To boys? I missed it!!! And I think I'll not go look ...

Jelly...please help the wayward one earn her "top vag" status again. Thanks in advance.
Jelly
10-07-2009, 12:03 PM
Jelly...please help the wayward one earn her "top vag" status again. Thanks in advance.

Let me get the "bitch" pills ... and we'll go pick on people's outfits .. she'll be fine, just fine
Barkiss
10-07-2009, 12:04 PM
Nope...you won't get banned. However, like Jmsmith stated, the posts would be negated and you would start back over at 1. :) The 150 is intended for us to get to know you prior to letting you in slowly into our society. And when I say "slowly" I mean it...there are other milestones after 150, and only one of them is in the 3 digits.

Welcome...and best of luck! :)
Barkiss
10-07-2009, 12:05 PM
Plus..before you know it, you will also be a contributing member of Hijackers Anonymous like the jokers in this thread. ;)
FLPhil70
10-07-2009, 12:06 PM
:sc I don't think it has the same effect AFTER you was nice ...

Hey Mr Newbie .... quit being lazy and post so we can get to know you. It's the only way we can decide how mean we can be to you. I mean if you cry often it changes our approach a bit!


Uhhhhhhh... welcome and you are one lucky guy getting the "bad" kids to welcome you here first!

Sometimes having the "bad" girls welcome you ends up being a very good thing! I admit, got a little scared when Dragon_Lady introduced herself to me in the chat room, but she was gentle. ;)
Jelly
10-07-2009, 12:06 PM
Plus..before you know it, you will also be a contributing member of Hijackers Anonymous like the jokers in this thread. ;)

Good morning Barkie with a "y" :sng
jmsmith12345
10-07-2009, 12:07 PM
Hijackers? Jokers? I think someone peed on the wrong fire hydrant this morning. He knows not of which he speaks.
daisyduck
10-07-2009, 12:07 PM
getting the popcorn out
Barkiss
10-07-2009, 12:08 PM
Good morning Barkie with a "y" :sng

nnlnn ;)
Barkiss
10-07-2009, 12:08 PM
Hijackers? Jokers? I think someone peed on the wrong fire hydrant this morning. He knows not of which he speaks.

and to you too nnlnn ;)
Jelly
10-07-2009, 12:09 PM
Sometimes having the "bad" girls welcome you ends up being a very good thing! I admit, got a little scared when Dragon_Lady introduced herself to me in the chat room, but she was gentle. ;)

ohh lookie .. you have 12 posts already! About 12 times that amount of work and you'll be there ...

Then we'll want you to make it to 500 ... then 5,000 ... then 10,000
You're work here will NEVER be done! bwahahaha
jmsmith12345
10-07-2009, 12:09 PM
was that done with both hands while still typing at the same time...impressive...very impressive...do you do any other tricks? :D
Jelly
10-07-2009, 12:10 PM
nnlnn ;)

yeah yeah ... I'm number one! You've told me that only a bazillion times :lf
FLPhil70
10-07-2009, 12:39 PM
ohh lookie .. you have 12 posts already! About 12 times that amount of work and you'll be there ...

Then we'll want you to make it to 500 ... then 5,000 ... then 10,000
You're work here will NEVER be done! bwahahaha

Yes, I know this site is a trap.... Oh well, might as well enjoy it!
redcat
10-07-2009, 12:54 PM
Nope...you won't get banned. However, like Jmsmith stated, the posts would be negated and you would start back over at 1. :) The 150 is intended for us to get to know you prior to letting you in slowly into our society. And when I say "slowly" I mean it...there are other milestones after 150, and only one of them is in the 3 digits.

Welcome...and best of luck! :)


Ummm, Barkiss? Isn't 150 also in the 3 digits? Or were you referring to a different type of digit? :sc
Barkiss
10-07-2009, 12:56 PM
Ummm, Barkiss? Isn't 150 also in the 3 digits? Or were you referring to a different type of digit? :sc

Are you trying to correct me??????? Are you trying to correct me????? I do not make mistakes! :)

If you read what I wrote, I said there is one 'after 150' which is 3 digits, referring to the 500 milestone. ;)

Please come to my office so disciplinary action can be taken.
redcat
10-07-2009, 01:00 PM
Are you trying to correct me??????? Are you trying to correct me????? I do not make mistakes! :)

If you read what I wrote, I said there is one 'after 150' which is 3 digits, referring to the 500 milestone. ;)

Please come to my office so disciplinary action can be taken.

OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG...I think I"m in deep doo-doo now!

*hanging head and shuffling to the office...bending over..awaiting disciplinary action, Sir* :ok
Big O
10-07-2009, 01:26 PM
OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG...I think I"m in deep doo-doo now!

*hanging head and shuffling to the office...bending over..awaiting disciplinary action, Sir* :ok

Hey Bar, could I help? This sounds like fun!
redcat
10-07-2009, 01:37 PM
Hey Bar, could I help? This sounds like fun!

With friends like you.....a girl might have some fun. ;)
cyclops
10-07-2009, 01:48 PM
Are you trying to correct me??????? Are you trying to correct me????? I do not make mistakes! :)

If you read what I wrote, I said there is one 'after 150' which is 3 digits, referring to the 500 milestone. ;)

Please come to my office so disciplinary action can be taken.

I'm visualising you after reading your post.

I can see a teddy with a torn arm on the pink rug on a bedroom floor, and your hair is in pigtails. :sc
Barkiss
10-07-2009, 01:50 PM
I'm visualising you after reading your post.

I can see a teddy with a torn arm on the pink rug on a bedroom floor, and your hair is in pigtails. :sc

OMG...who is distributing pictures of me!!!
jmsmith12345
10-07-2009, 01:52 PM
I'm visualising you after reading your post.

I can see a teddy with a torn arm on the pink rug on a bedroom floor, and your hair is in pigtails. :sc

I didn't know he wore teddies with arms :ok
NurseDude66
10-07-2009, 02:04 PM
...and whoever is in charge of handing out the discipline around here:

I confess. I did it. Punish me
Rex
10-07-2009, 02:04 PM
Phil, there are plenty of fun people here that would love to help you reach your goal (for a minimal fee, of course!)

lmao

If there's money involved, I'll sign up.
cyclops
10-07-2009, 02:13 PM
OMG...who is distributing pictures of me!!!

That would be telling my friend, but try and make some eye contact when you are having your next mods meeting..........just sayin :sc
Barkiss
10-07-2009, 02:56 PM
...and whoever is in charge of handing out the discipline around here:

I confess. I did it. Punish me

Shawn handles all male punishments. You can select from whips and straps or tickles and licks.
jmsmith12345
10-07-2009, 02:59 PM
Does a dog really need someone else to handle the licks? just sayin' :sg

I know, I know....nnlnn :D
Barkiss
10-07-2009, 03:01 PM
Does a dog really need someone else to handle the licks? just sayin' :sg

I know, I know....nnlnn :D

I retired and he has been an excellent student. I mean EXCELLENT.
redcat
10-07-2009, 03:05 PM
That would be telling my friend, but try and make some eye contact when you are having your next mods meeting..........just sayin :sc


And I told you that in the strictest of confidence..tsk, tsk.
jmsmith12345
10-07-2009, 03:09 PM
I retired and he has been an excellent student. I mean EXCELLENT.

It must have been the Cheeto flavored peanut butter that convinced him.
livin42day
10-08-2009, 02:22 AM
why would u want to do that...the point is to get to know others and let them get to know you...and for me, it's practice at getting comfortable talking with others
curiousity
10-08-2009, 03:40 AM
Don't worry FL, you will get there before you know it... there are many great people here who will post with ya... just try us...
FLPhil70
10-08-2009, 09:37 AM
why would u want to do that...the point is to get to know others and let them get to know you...and for me, it's practice at getting comfortable talking with others

It was more a joke post than anything....besides, look at all the dialogue it created! :lf
sebastien
11-05-2009, 09:15 AM
getting to your 150 posts is one thing. but 1 thing i do find a little annoying. not being able to see your own profile.