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It's been learned that 2 Kittens are trapped in a Boxkite. Soaring at one thousand miles an hour at a height of 300,000 feet.
Touching the edge of space.
Right now they are apprx. 5,000 miles from home.
The 2 Kittens, Crackers & Croutons , were hiding from their parents after they were seen scratching the furniture.
It's also being reported that the 2 kittens have appeared on 2 separate Animal Planet reality shows.
More to follow as this story develops...................
Tempest
10-16-2009, 10:39 AM
Classic... thanks Rex for updating us on this...
MuchachitaSpice
10-16-2009, 10:41 AM
LOL... them kittens better be praying for protection once they come down...
jmsmith12345
10-16-2009, 10:47 AM
Be sure to shoot down the kite before those kitties spend to much time in the thermosphere...I like them more on the medium rare side. :D
...........this just in.
The Box Kite is in possible peril. It suffered a tear on the side , as it was clipped by a Black-Ops Jet, while the Jet was dispensing Chem-trails over Kansas.
The possible flight path of the Boxkite, puts it on course to crash into an acre of pitchforks.
Updates to follow as they come in..............
Brak_45
10-16-2009, 10:49 AM
The title was Pussy Galore...please continue to interupt soaps!
daisyduck
10-16-2009, 10:54 AM
thanks for the updates!! poor kitties!!
.........from the Oval office, President Obama announced that he will propose a federal bailout for the Box Kite industry due to the bad publicity that is causing plummeting sales.
Brak_45
10-16-2009, 11:04 AM
The Republicans all immediately said no that it was too dependent on left wind...err wings
The latest developments reveal that the Rogue Box Kite has shifted direction due to intense solar radiation.
It is now hovering over Area 51. The secretive military base that is the worst kept secret in America.
Our staff science advisor believes the Box Kite is trapped between atmospheric pressure and the magnetic pulses emanating from the military installation.
Still , no visuals of Cracker & Croutons, the trapped kittens.
More developments as they come in..............
Brak_45
10-16-2009, 01:22 PM
I hear Mulder and Scully are enroute
happygirl101
10-16-2009, 01:28 PM
Rex you are too effin funny!!!!
I think I know those kittys...lol
GeekMaster
10-16-2009, 01:53 PM
The Senate is demanding an investigation into the design and manufacture of boxkites. They want to know why specific safeguards were not designed into the kite to prevent the kitties from ever getting inside.
This just in...
Inspection of the manufacturing records show that the appropriate warning labels, required by the safety regulations already in place, were NEVER installed on the kite.
Lawsuites by the SPCA are currently being drafted.
Film at 11:00
Brak_45
10-16-2009, 02:17 PM
Is P.E.T.A. on speed dial?
..It's being reported that the Kittens in Peril have landed.
the Box Kite of Terror has settled on the farm of Jake Walajonski
Mr Walajonski raced to the crash scene, and with pick axe in hand , slaughtered the two alien creatures who invaded his property.
It's not clear , at this time, if the Kittens were even in the Box Kite.
Mr. Walajonski did say that the "aliens" he smashed with his pick-axe did emit soft sounds of pain as he smashed them.
More to follow as information comes in...............
daisyduck
10-16-2009, 05:25 PM
omg! how sad!!!
Tndream
10-16-2009, 05:44 PM
:lmao
omg yalls are killin me
neil48
10-16-2009, 06:24 PM
Has anyone checked the attic ?
CrazyMountainLady
10-16-2009, 06:36 PM
hilarious.... poor poor kitties.
Bloomberg news
.........It appears the Kittens in Peril are fine. Nobody in bumfuck town checked the house where Crackers and Croutons lived.
They were hiding underneath the trunk where the Dominatrix of the house , keeps her toys of pain.
However, the two alien life forms, slaughtered by Mr Walajonski, were found to be the ever elusive "greys".
The visitors described by abductees during hypno recovery sessions.
The bodies of the "greys" are being taken to Area 51
Of course this is all being denied.
Brak_45
10-17-2009, 01:36 PM
A fringe PETA claims the aliens are both alien and animals and need double protection and have set up pickets in front of Area 51:yks
CrazyMountainLady
10-17-2009, 07:24 PM
They better be careful or the president will call out the national guard.
They better be careful or the president will call out the national guard.
Word on the street is, the president will call on the new National Civil Defense Force and FEMA, in order to quell any possible uprising among the populace.
The national guard is busy recruiting Internment and Resettlement Specialists.
so_very_fine
10-18-2009, 06:35 AM
Word on the street is, the president will call on the new National Civil Defense Force and FEMA, in order to quell any possible uprising among the populace.
The national guard is busy recruiting Internment and Resettlement Specialists.
OMG . . . you are too funny!
:lmao :lmao
CrazyMountainLady
10-18-2009, 06:43 AM
Doesn't FEMA stand for F&*K Every Motherloving American?
Doesn't FEMA stand for F&*K Every Motherloving American?
There's more than a few meanings for that agency.
So which camp do you think they'll send you to?
CrazyMountainLady
10-18-2009, 07:58 AM
LOL.. I'm sure they would send me directly to the firing squad. Of course since I would be an asset to any kitchen/mess hall. They might send me where there is no one that can cook worth a damn.
disturbiagirl
10-18-2009, 10:16 AM
How did I miss this thread?? Awesome!!!
People Eating Tasty Animals
CrazyMountainLady
10-18-2009, 10:30 AM
There sure are some wild imaginations in here!
Brak_45
10-20-2009, 12:50 PM
Charges will be filed agains MSNBC and CNN for covering this story. FOX was to busy trashing Health care Reform
Watch This
See where your headed if you refuse to conform to the orders .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uylxx0t5rss
Jaded
10-21-2009, 12:59 PM
Hillarious!!
Brak_45
10-21-2009, 01:04 PM
That flipant behavior has been noted....
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