Hello

[jmsmith12345]

I'm kind of new around here and while reading all of your posts has been mildly entertaining, I am just looking to get laid...can anyone help me???

[cyclops]

Typical newbie starting a thread without the option to post pictures.

I'm fast losing the will to live here. :nu:nu

Welcome to the site BTW, hope you have fun here meet the person of your dreams yadda yadda yadda

[NurseDude66]

Jm, in this tight economy, ladies cant afford romance novels. they turn to us for the spark missing in their lives. They want to stare at the Fabio cover of a novel they've already read and have you tell them a different story. I am pretty certain there is more masturbation going on here than actual sex. sorry

[Brak_45]

Ah hah no beating around the bush this time...let me know if it works better than the witty repartee

[jmsmith12345]

Typical newbie starting a thread without the option to post pictures.

I'm fast losing the will to live here. :nu:nu

Welcome to the site BTW, hope you have fun here meet the person of your dreams yadda yadda yadda

please forgive my newbie misteps...maybe one of the wonderful moderators could help me by placing this thread in a more appropriate location

[cyclops]

please forgive my newbie misteps...maybe one of the wonderful moderators could help me by placing this thread in a more appropriate location

Yeah how about the old timers forum? So we can all talk about you behind your back :ok

[jmsmith12345]

Yeah how about the old timers forum? So we can all talk about you behind your back :ok

why are you so mean to newbies? we just want love too.

[cyclops]

I'm kind of new around here and while reading all of your posts has been mildly entertaining, I am just looking to get laid...can anyone help me???

Typical newbie starting a thread without the option to post pictures.

I'm fast losing the will to live here. :nu:nu

Welcome to the site BTW, hope you have fun here meet the person of your dreams yadda yadda yadda

Oh yeah and whilst I'm at it I think you are much more likely to get laid around here if you were a little more extravagant with your thread title.

I suggest adding at least another 6 o's onto the end of the word Hello. It gets you noticed and gives the impression that you are a fun and dare I say wacky guy. The chicks really dig that :ok

[jmsmith12345]

Oh yeah and whilst I'm at it I think you are much more likely to get laid around here if you were a little more extravagant with your thread title.

I suggest adding at least another 6 o's onto the end of the word Hello. It gets you noticed and gives the impression that you are a fun and dare I say wacky guy. The chicks really dig that :ok

Awwwwwww...hellllllllllllll...I will never get laid, will I??? :cry:

[dixiechiknga]

JMS you are such a slut!LMAO

[november]

noooooooooo probably not

[jmsmith12345]

JMS you are such a slut!LMAO

Finally someone who understands me.

[SunnyD]

I'm kind of new around here and while reading all of your posts has been mildly entertaining, I am just looking to get laid...can anyone help me???

Just the offer I've been waiting for :lmao.

[jmsmith12345]

Just the offer I've been waiting for :lmao.

I have dick pics if you like. Click Here (http://forumpolitics.com/pics/dick-cheney.jpg)

[42andtempted]

Good Morning Sunny.... And that was a great offer...lol..

[Midwest girl]

I'm kind of new around here and while reading all of your posts has been mildly entertaining, I am just looking to get laid...can anyone help me???


What's the old saying?? You can't help someone that won't help themselves.

My suggestion is to crawl up a chicken's ass...

[jmsmith12345]

What's the old saying?? You can't help someone that won't help themselves.

My suggestion is to crawl up a chicken's ass...

You break my little newbie heart.

[Midwest girl]

You break my little newbie heart.


Did you grow a heart, jm?? Maybe thats why you cant get laid....


awwwwww :sng

[jmsmith12345]

Did you grow a heart, jm?? Maybe thats why you cant get laid....


awwwwww :sng

is that why you brought up the chicken? to rub it in that even an egg gets laid once...you are such a mean person to pour salt in the wound like that.

[Midwest girl]

is that why you brought up the chicken? to rub it in that even an egg gets laid once...you are such a mean person to pour salt in the wound like that.


OMFG, are you insinuating that youre a VIRGIN??? :ok

[daisyduck]

jm welcome to the site! good luck with getting laid around here!! go to Cleveland i here its fun there!!

[scoobertina]

I'm kind of new around here and while reading all of your posts has been mildly entertaining, I am just looking to get laid...can anyone help me???

ohhhhh hell yeah... come on over and let me wrap my hairy legs around you.... come to me baby..... I promise to make it hard for you....

[jmsmith12345]

ohhhhh hell yeah... come on over and let me wrap my hairy legs around you.... come to me baby..... I promise to make it hard for you....

Are you offering to make my life more difficult? Thanks, but no thanks...it is tough enough as is.

[Barkiss]

ohhhhh hell yeah... come on over and let me wrap my hairy legs around you.... come to me baby..... I promise to make it hard for you....

Just sayin' ;)

[scoobertina]

Just sayin' ;)

ooohhhh you want some of this action too? well, well.... come here pups....

[Barkiss]

ooohhhh you want some of this action too? well, well.... come here pups....

No, No, No....we would have to revisit the whole triangle theory, and something about JM naked really disturbs me.

[jmsmith12345]

No, No, No....we would have to revisit the whole triangle theory, and something about JM naked really disturbs me.

I am kind of stout, so it might be the fire hydrant resemblance.

[Brak_45]

this thread has a strange and disturbing attraction like a slasher film....

[Midwest girl]

this thread has a strange and disturbing attraction like a slasher film....

slasher and comedy...

jm plays Paul Bunyon talking about his stumpy dick and how Blue wont put out any longer....

then the Blair Witch kills them both and jm still doesnt get laid....


yep, thats how fucked up this thread is....

[jmsmith12345]

slasher and comedy...

jm plays Paul Bunyon talking about his stumpy dick and how Blue wont put out any longer....

then the Blair Witch kills them both and jm still doesnt get laid....


yep, thats how fucked up this thread is....

Just to recap...who brought up the chicken?

[Midwest girl]

OMG, fine.....

Ill offer up a pity fuck and bring that damn chicken youre so fond off....jeez.....

[42andtempted]

Hey midwest.. How are you on this rainy ass Tuesday?...

[Brak_45]

Madre Dios...it worked!! Newbies everywhere rejoice

[scoobertina]

Hey midwest.. How are you on this rainy ass Tuesday?...

go get her tiger... but I think this thread is all about JM... he is the one trying to get laid.... so we should respect him.... and see who is desperate enough...

[Midwest girl]

Hey midwest.. How are you on this rainy ass Tuesday?...


Im good 42....but my love today is saved for jm....he's the one I feel sorry for...LOL

[Brak_45]

I was just picking up invaluable techniques for future use officer:sry

[Midwest girl]

LOL he just rejected me.....guess the fat chick with the pile of rubber chickens didnt do it for him...

well he still didnt get laid, so game on, girls!!

[plankmaker]

That just sounded so wrong.

[neil48]

I'm kind of new around here and while reading all of your posts has been mildly entertaining, I am just looking to get laid...can anyone help me???
Well Hell, I want to get laid also so guess I,ll start my own thread......:nopity

[jmsmith12345]

Well Hell, I want to get laid also so guess I,ll start my own thread......:nopity

I am just trying out some of the newbie tricks...they are so original

[leggy4]

Um Jm will need to see a pic first:D

[neil48]

I am just trying out some of the newbie tricks...they are so original
Yeah I see that, should I say I,m a real good guy in mine ?......be lieing but it might draw a few.

[Tempest]

Yeah I see that, should I say I,m a real good guy in mine ?......be lieing but it might draw a few.

Neil, I'd follow you to your newbie thread... can you give us specs like that one guy did, ya know your height, hair color, and what you're packing?

[neil48]

Neil, I'd follow you to your newbie thread... can you give us specs like that one guy did, ya know your height, hair color, and what you're packing?
Oh sure, here ya go, 4ft 8in tall, 422lbs this morning, shower each tuseday and brush my teeth on thursdays,........whispering this here so listen good......4 inches on good days........:yks......hows that Temp ?

[Tempest]

Oh sure, here ya go, 4ft 8in tall, 422lbs this morning, shower each tuseday and brush my teeth on thursdays,........whispering this here so listen good......4 inches on good days........:yks......hows that Temp ?

It's PERFECT! I'm in love... start that thread big boy, I'll beat the girls off that try to come in and steal you... :nu

[neil48]

It's PERFECT! I'm in love... start that thread big boy, I'll beat the girls off that try to come in and steal you... :nu
Hmmmm, but you were matched with jm in the match maker thread.....damn.....now he is going to start whispering to you like I do.....:nopity

[Tempest]

Hmmmm, but you were matched with jm in the match maker thread.....damn.....now he is going to start whispering to you like I do.....:nopity

No worries, he has a lisp... you whisper better.

(Hey, now this really is a newbie thread, it's been hijacked lol)

[leighm]

Bite me.............and no, a certain she does not have a monopoly on the word.

[3pmac]

Wellll JM--welcome.. hehe


I am very particular..Here are some questions

Have you had a vasectomy?
Are you looking to get laid?
Are you male or female?
Can you send me a pic of, umm, your, ummm-well you know.:ok
How is your marriage--really how is it?
Have you heard of creampies--like banana, chocolate, coconut?
Oh and where ya from? That helps a lot..

Ok, take care. Cant wait to hear back from ya..
:lmao:lmao

[jmsmith12345]

Wellll JM--welcome.. hehe


I am very particular..Here are some questions

Have you had a vasectomy? Why break up such a dominant swin team
Are you looking to get laid? Who isn't
Are you male or female? Just checked...still got the frank and beans
Can you send me a pic of, umm, your, ummm-well you know.:ok What kind of perv do you think I am
How is your marriage--really how is it? we fuck like bunnies, just not one another
Have you heard of creampies--like banana, chocolate, coconut? I dig a black chick now and again
Oh and where ya from? That helps a lot. Do we really need to have "the talk" already...you are so young

Ok, take care. Cant wait to hear back from ya..
:lmao:lmao

:ok

[~freshly~]

fabulous...a newbie, just another mind to twist & warp

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Good luck & hope you enjoy your time here etc etc etc

[MunkyBrain]

I'm kind of new around here and while reading all of your posts has been mildly entertaining, I am just looking to get laid...can anyone help me???

You need to go to the "Chat Box" and announce that you're new and then start babbling random shit about where you live and asking if there are any babes in your area needing a fucking.

[Catman354]

fabulous...a newbie, just another mind to twist & warp

you wanna get laid? be sure to get your application in ASAP to www.amazingsexatmyplace.cum.now (http://www.amazingsexatmyplace.cum.now)

Good luck & hope you enjoy your time here etc etc etc
Welcome to the site!!! To be sure man, understand that in the process of trying to have intercourse...some of these women will grind yo' mind into shreds and cut yo' heart into tethers...but thats anywhere...Good luck!!