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aran
05-25-2006, 11:52 AM
Hi ladies how do deal with it! Imgaine u r in park, city or anywhere els and u are accompanied by one of ur family memebers or ur family and u see there a hot guy, girl looking at u, noticing u and suddenly u look too and that eye contacts appeals for further affaire or a short term sex relationship. how do u make that clear to them without letting ur family knowing this???

Lemme me knwo if i am vauge

thnkx

KissThis
05-25-2006, 12:12 PM
try to get close enough to them to slip my cell phone # to them .

aran
05-25-2006, 12:58 PM
try to get close enough to them to slip my cell phone # to them .


good trick kissthiss but where are all teh others???? i am sure they are experienced they will know alot of tricks.

spare_change
05-25-2006, 01:12 PM
try to get close enough to them to slip my cell phone # to them .

... sidling over to stand by KissThis.

Norfolkdave
05-25-2006, 01:19 PM
... sidling over to stand by KissThis.

Heh heh heh PM me when you get it!:lmao

KissThis
05-25-2006, 03:31 PM
slips her cell # in spares tight jean pocket... 911-6969

aran
05-25-2006, 03:34 PM
slips her cell # in spares tight jean pocket... 911-6969

hmmmmmmmmmmm tight jeans remember me of some wonderful moments btw what if she wears a skirt hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

spare_change
05-25-2006, 11:56 PM
slips her cell # in spares tight jean pocket... 911-6969

You sure that number's right? Every time I dial it, some guy says, "Is this an emergency?"





(He's taking me out Saturday night!)

KissThis
05-26-2006, 03:36 AM
You sure that number's right? Every time I dial it, some guy says, "Is this an emergency?"





(He's taking me out Saturday night!)


Probably because of all the heavy breathing from the 6969...:blowjob:

but my answering service should a connected ya... guess sometimes all the networks are busy....

all's i can say is keep tryin hon.:D

tiger50
05-26-2006, 03:39 AM
Probably because of all the heavy breathing from the 6969...:blowjob:

but my answering service should a connected ya... guess sometimes all the networks are busy....

all's i can say is keep tryin hon.:D

:lmao :lmao :lmao .. good call.....

spare_change
05-26-2006, 03:45 AM
Probably because of all the heavy breathing from the 6969...:blowjob:

but my answering service should a connected ya... guess sometimes all the networks are busy....

all's i can say is keep tryin hon.:D

Don't worry -- I will. In fact, several of the women here said I was VERY trying!!!

GeekMaster
05-26-2006, 03:47 AM
Don't worry -- I will. In fact, several of the women here said I was VERY trying!!!

That is probably the understatement of the day/week/month/year/decade!!!!:wa:

KissThis
05-26-2006, 03:53 AM
That is probably the understatement of the day/week/month/year/decade!!!!:wa:


you left out century...:lmao

tiger50
05-26-2006, 03:55 AM
you left out century...:lmao

millenia????? :lmao

GeekMaster
05-26-2006, 03:57 AM
you left out century...:lmao
millenia????? :lmao

Well I didn't think Spare was quite that old, but I could be mistaken???:lmao

spare_change
05-26-2006, 04:04 AM
And, with age, comes wisdom.....

the wisdom to know you don't poke a sleeping dog with a stick.

the wisdom to know there are some places you probably should never go, in case you can't make it back.

tiger50
05-26-2006, 04:09 AM
And, with age, comes wisdom.....

the wisdom to know you don't poke a sleeping dog with a stick.

the wisdom to know there are some places you probably should never go, in case you can't make it back.



and with age... sometimes comes dementia... :D

Cotties
05-26-2006, 04:11 AM
quick Tiger or GeekM get a stick and we'll find out what Spare means

Howdy old man Spare...good to see you out playing and getting some exercise..

tiger50
05-26-2006, 04:13 AM
quick Tiger or GeekM get a stick and we'll find out what Spare means

Howdy old man Spare...good to see you out playing and getting some exercise..

kk got me stick in hand mate.... :D

spare_change
05-26-2006, 04:13 AM
quick Tiger or GeekM get a stick and we'll find out what Spare means

Howdy old man Spare...good to see you out playing and getting some exercise..


Greetings, Cotties -- I trust all is well. You might want to make that a big stick, and you probably should pack a lunch and your jammies cuz you're going to be at it awhile.

tiger50
05-26-2006, 04:16 AM
Greetings, Cotties -- I trust all is well. You might want to make that a big stick, and you probably should pack a lunch and your jammies cuz you're going to be at it awhile.

cotties.. an ozzie.. wears jammies????? fark.... :lmao :lmao

Cotties
05-26-2006, 04:17 AM
well give the stick to geekmaster and tell him we just need to know if the dog is dead or is it just sleeping. kk got me stick in hand mate.... :D

GeekMaster
05-26-2006, 04:19 AM
well give the stick to geekmaster and tell him we just need to know if the dog is dead or is it just sleeping.

Or just crack open a beer! Either the sound of the top popping, or the smell will bring him around???

Hello Spare!! Long time no see.:wa:

tiger50
05-26-2006, 04:25 AM
well give the stick to geekmaster and tell him we just need to know if the dog is dead or is it just sleeping.

good plan mate... :55

spare_change
05-26-2006, 11:42 AM
Or just crack open a beer! Either the sound of the top popping, or the smell will bring him around???

Hello Spare!! Long time no see.:wa:


How ya doin', buddy??

GeekMaster
05-26-2006, 11:56 AM
How ya doin', buddy??

Doin just fine! Been out of circulation for a while, but I'm managing to find a little time to get back on here.

Latest thing taking up my time, my youngest daughter is graduating High School on June 4.:smdance:

How you doin these days??

Annie
05-26-2006, 11:58 AM
QUICK Geek! Make another post... you're on 666!

spare_change
05-26-2006, 12:26 PM
Doin just fine! Been out of circulation for a while, but I'm managing to find a little time to get back on here.

Latest thing taking up my time, my youngest daughter is graduating High School on June 4.:smdance:

How you doin these days??


Congrats on your daughter!!! Man, you're getting old!

I do these days just like i do all other days -- one at a time, with a prayer in one hand, and bottle in the other!

tiger50
05-26-2006, 12:31 PM
Congrats on your daughter!!! Man, you're getting old!

I do these days just like i do all other days -- one at a time, with a prayer in one hand, and bottle in the other!

umm mate.. keep tha bottle, drop tha prayer.. yehh thats it, now u ave a free hand for ya dick..... :lmao

Norfolkdave
05-26-2006, 12:38 PM
Yeah Proffessor, I can give you a finger,and a ferret will help the hand excercise too

spare_change
05-26-2006, 12:47 PM
umm mate.. keep tha bottle, drop tha prayer.. yehh thats it, now u ave a free hand for ya dick..... :lmao


LOL -- seems strange to make a big deal over such a little thing!

Norfolkdave
05-26-2006, 12:58 PM
LOL -- seems strange to make a big deal over such a little thing!

Got your best interests at heart, he dont want it ending up in the meat counter:D

dartgirl
05-26-2006, 01:29 PM
You guys crack me up. You are all so concerned with each others wellfare but not a one of you helped poor aryan figure out how to get lucky with the wife and kiddies present.

Norfolkdave
05-26-2006, 01:33 PM
and with age... sometimes comes dementia... :D

What you trying to tell us Tiger...Spit it out!:lmao

Norfolkdave
05-26-2006, 01:34 PM
You guys crack me up. You are all so concerned with each others wellfare but not a one of you helped poor aryan figure out how to get lucky with the wife and kiddies present.

"Oh Sorry" what was the question...........................:wa: :lmao

spare_change
05-26-2006, 01:34 PM
You guys crack me up. You are all so concerned with each others wellfare but not a one of you helped poor aryan figure out how to get lucky with the wife and kiddies present.


Awww, dart -- we know the answer. Just can't figure out any reason to share it. After all, if he doesn't get lucky with them, maybe we will.

Think of it as a shuffleboard game.

Sandy
05-26-2006, 01:37 PM
i've heard it called alot of things, but a shuffle board game ? thats funny darlin. :lmao













Awww, dart -- we know the answer. Just can't figure out any reason to share it. After all, if he doesn't get lucky with them, maybe we will.

Think of it as a shuffleboard game.

dartgirl
05-26-2006, 01:38 PM
I don't know how to play shuffleboard. Isn't that one of those games old people play on cruises??

spare_change
05-26-2006, 01:40 PM
Yep -- and young people play in dance clubs, and middle aged people play at the country club.

The idea is to knock the other guy out so you can score.

Norfolkdave
05-26-2006, 01:40 PM
I don't know how to play shuffleboard. Isn't that one of those games old people play on cruises??

Heh heh heh Old! bloodycheek! come here and ODIN show you what shuffleboard is!:knuddel: :D

dartgirl
05-26-2006, 04:46 PM
Yep -- and young people play in dance clubs, and middle aged people play at the country club.

The idea is to knock the other guy out so you can score.

So you can score by knocking out the other guy. That explains why guys play it. County clubs and dance clubs explains I've never played it, all we have here are some rowdy country bars and yuppie bars.

dartgirl
05-26-2006, 04:47 PM
Heh heh heh Old! bloodycheek! come here and ODIN show you what shuffleboard is!:knuddel: :D

I figured that old crack might get ODIN going.

Norfolkdave
05-26-2006, 04:48 PM
So you can score by knocking out the other guy. That explains why guys play it. County clubs and dance clubs explains I've never played it, all we have here are some rowdy country bars and yuppie bars.

Yeah they play this in France I believe:lmao

dartgirl
05-26-2006, 04:51 PM
Now who are we trying to annoy?

Norfolkdave
05-26-2006, 04:55 PM
Now who are we trying to annoy?

Who me! no-one Im staying out of it for a while heh heh heh :D

dartgirl
05-26-2006, 04:56 PM
Yeah right, you have to much fun doing it.

Norfolkdave
05-26-2006, 04:58 PM
Yeah right, you have to much fun doing it.

ODIN always has fun doing it! heh heh heh it has its advantages:lmao

aran
05-29-2006, 07:03 PM
You guys crack me up. You are all so concerned with each others wellfare but not a one of you helped poor aryan figure out how to get lucky with the wife and kiddies present.



thank u dartgirl for ur support :55 :knuddel:

MAMA ANGEL
05-29-2006, 07:09 PM
Slip them your cell phone or home phone on the ground like it is trash or accidently dropp it by them. if they are interested then they will get the hint!!!:55 Hi ladies how do deal with it! Imgaine u r in park, city or anywhere els and u are accompanied by one of ur family memebers or ur family and u see there a hot guy, girl looking at u, noticing u and suddenly u look too and that eye contacts appeals for further affaire or a short term sex relationship. how do u make that clear to them without letting ur family knowing this???

Lemme me knwo if i am vauge

thnkx

aran
05-29-2006, 07:19 PM
Slip them your cell phone or home phone on the ground like it is trash or accidently dropp it by them. if they are interested then they will get the hint!!!:55



heyyy mama i will try that does it works with you??????? hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:knuddel:

MAMA ANGEL
05-29-2006, 08:13 PM
dont know. i have never got anyones telephone # slipped to me!!! just thought i would help.:wa: heyyy mama i will try that does it works with you??????? hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:knuddel:

joshcamp69
05-30-2006, 11:04 AM
I am still waiting to get a number slipped to me. But you might act like they dropped something and try to take it over to them. Gets an opening line and seems innocent.