What Brought You Here?

[Jy]

I stumbled across this website one night when I was alone and lonely, read through some of the threads, and thought it seemed like a fun place.
So I'm curious, how did you end up here, and what made you stay?

[yaser]

Feeling that I am not isolated in the world of isolation

[Heaterman]

good thread

[Jy]

Thank you, heaterman. Coming from you, that's high praise. It's something I've wanted to ask for a while, but I had to muster up the nerve to start a thread.



good thread

[Seeker]

Very lonely and bored one night... Browsing through profiles on Yahoo! Came across this one profile of a very beautiful lady, which had a link to this site. Which I followed and read some of the posts. Liked what I saw, and have been mysteriously drawn back here ever since!;) :D



BTW, Jugs .... been thinking of you all day!;)

[ksfirefighter]

stumbling around on the net looking and not sure what i punched in but brought me here. Looked around a little and thought why not. The first few were very quick to say hello and welcome me. Very nice people here and I am finding I'm not alone in my sexual appetite. Nice to have people from all walks of life that seem to share so many different things.

Now I cant stay away. I love to read the posts and see what everyone is up to. The friendly flirting back and forth is a lot of fun. Here i can do it and not get slapped!:D

[spare_change]

Found this place by accident while looking for a connection, a bond, with someone - anyone - on a particularly bad night.

Why do I stay? Let me count the ways --

1) Got a woman named Jugs, another is an Annie Mull, one is a shy girl, a woman with a contintental flair, a woman who glorifies a wet beaver, and a pussy cat. On top of that, the place is run by woman who exemplifies sexual freedom and honesty.

2) Men who have walked the same mile, women who have wondered why they do -

That's why I stay. Camraderie, sympathy, empathy, and some good humor. That's as good as it gets.

[Cotties]

Well I can't access porn from my work computer unless I type in words that aren't blocked..e.g..gangbang, asslovers, cumshotsgalor so as I was looking for some sort of swingers chat, I typed into my search engine gangbangchat and this site was at the top of them all.. I read a few blogs from spare change and realized here's a man that I can learn little from but hell he's entertaining.. oh and Pennys cute too.. juggs ya not bad either

[spare_change]

Well I can't access porn from my work computer unless I type in words that aren't blocked..e.g..gangbang, asslovers, cumshotsgalor so as I was looking for some sort of swingers chat, I typed into my search engine gangbangchat and this site was at the top of them all.. I read a few blogs from spare change and realized here's a man that I can learn little from but hell he's entertaining.. oh and Pennys cute too.. juggs ya not bad either

My friend -- it would be a sad day indeed when a cosmopolitan man such as yourself could learn something from a country bumpkin like me. Nonetheless, i will keep typing (and you keep correcting), and we shall traverse this life together -- LOL

[Cotties]

After reading how many flavors of the world you have tried... country bumpkin doesn't come into mind. Colorado...I here you guys have a river.. is it on any maps..

warning: don't try being clever.. I will only look more stupidar..
P.S whats that slogan behind the fella with the cup and the hat?

[spare_change]

After reading how many flavors of the world you have tried... country bumpkin doesn't come into mind. Colorado...I here you guys have a river.. is it on any maps..

warning: don't try being clever.. I will only look more stupidar..
P.S whats that slogan behind the fella with the cup and the hat?

Yep -- we got a couple rivers here -- the Colorado starts about 120 miles from here, and runs clear to mexico -- actually provides a lot of water and power for California. Then, we have the Arkansas river -- called that because it flows from here to Arkansas - about 700 miles as the crow flies. Everytime I go near it, I stop and pee in it cuz it is said that Bill Clinton swims in it when he is home in Arkansas, and I just might get lucky.

As for the slogan: How about a nice cup of shut the fuck up?

[Cotties]

Yep -- we got a couple rivers here -- the Colorado starts about 120 miles from here, and runs clear to mexico -- actually provides a lot of water and power for California. Then, we have the Arkansas river -- called that because it flows from here to Arkansas - about 700 miles as the crow flies. Everytime I go near it, I stop and pee in it cuz it is said that Bill Clinton swims in it when he is home in Arkansas, and I just might get lucky.

As for the slogan: How about a nice cup of shut the fuck up?

And I said I have nothing to learn from you. Does Bill really go smimming in it. You said get lucky.. why's that? You want to keep the water warm so he doesn't get chilly.. You thoughtful man..
as for the slogen.. is that George W's new slogan for world peace

[Cotties]

are we flirting spare.. I hope not

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

I was brought here because of the problems I was having with my wife.
Now those problems have been resolved and I come here to have fun and be with the people I have developed friendships with.

It's fun here...entertaining and enlightening!...but, the GOOD people are what keep me here.:)

[Norfolkdave]

Surfing in general for another site, hit this one and well the rest is history, I like the site because its friendly and it links us up all over the world with different people walks of life their general outlook in life the banter and well the site offer life instead of being bored.

[Barkiss]

I typed into google, "looking for big jugs with wet beavers that I don't have to pay a penny for" and for some reason it brought right here...

[Norfolkdave]

I typed into google, "looking for big jugs with wet beavers that I don't have to pay a penny for" and for some reason it brought right here...

Very good post very good :lmao

[jd_tx]

Was sitting at the computer one day and searching...for what, i dont know really... a connection, a friend, a romance fantasy, and i came upon this site.
Started reading the threads and enjoyed what i was reading and the people that were sharing their thoughts abouts subjects that were hitting close to home.
So, sometimes i come here and just read and laugh, some times i throw my two cents in, but all the time i have come away from here with smile and a thought for the day.
Even us rednecked , good ol boys can learn a thing or two:D about how others see things, and how the female mind is working.
Thanks Penny and Heaterman for your work in keeping this site going.;)

[spare_change]

And I said I have nothing to learn from you. Does Bill really go smimming in it. You said get lucky.. why's that? You want to keep the water warm so he doesn't get chilly.. You thoughtful man..
as for the slogen.. is that George W's new slogan for world peace

Keep him warm? I think not. :lmao

As for George W, the sad part is that he, though admittedly ill equipped, just might be the last chance for world peace, forced into action as a result of a constituency that demands action and forceful response, a group of barbarians who employ cowardly tactics, and the chamberlin-esque compliancy employed by some who hope it will all just go away. Lots of people don't like it, complain loudly so that they may have their fifteen minutes of fame on the world stage, but none come to the battle with a better plan.

But, I don't think this is the place for political discourse. If you wish, I think we can establish a thread elsewhere and discuss the relative merits of action vs. cowardice, because in this day, sitting on the sideline pontificating on the actions of others iis truly the ultimate in cowardice.

Oh yeah -- there is that other thing -- if you fuck with the big dog, you're going to get bit.

[Big O]

Good One Spare!

[firefly]

I stumbled across this site when I bored and lonely at home. I don't even remember what I typed in to find it. I came back and read through some of the posts for a couple of days before I gathered up the courage to join and post. Everyone is so friendly here and nobody is excluded or made to feel inadequate. That is a rare and special thing for everyone to welcome you in.

[spare_change]

I stumbled across this site when I bored and lonely at home. I don't even remember what I typed in to find it. I came back and read through some of the posts for a couple of days before I gathered up the courage to join and post. Everyone is so friendly here and nobody is excluded or made to feel inadequate. That is a rare and special thing for everyone to welcome you in.

Course, it doesn't hurt that you are a knockout!

[Free2ChooseU]

Must admit, I was not having a bad day, I was not lonely, neither was I bored...

I had the day off, and as I was playing this computer game..{Im a computer game playing nut}..

I clicked on "Get More Games", and here I am...

Don't ask me how that took me from there to here, but I'm glad it did...

I did feel the welkum from you all.....and I like the playful banter back and forth.....

Everyone that welkumed me, made my day, and I want to again, say THANK YOU....

Each of us, in our own way, {whatever the hell is going on in our lives THIS day} got here for different reasons, and when things like that happen, it sends a message that, [for ME] we are here..."MF", for a reason...whatever that reason is, some of you have found yours, while others {like myself} have yet to discover what my reason for being here is....[MF]

Maybe it is to meet Mr.Right.........finally....who knows...whatever happens, I believe that I'll make some true, lasting friendships here........and that's the thing that keeps me kuming back....


Have a gloriously, prodigiously, absolutely, marvelous day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:wa:




:kk

[firefly]

Course, it doesn't hurt that you are a knockout!



:o You're making me blush Spare! :kk

[Norfolkdave]

I dont think you will blush firefly

[firefly]

I dont think you will blush firefly

:lmao Whoops....busted!

[Norfolkdave]

:lmao Whoops....busted!


BLUSHhttp://www.fascinationst.com/productImages/BlushingTinkLG.jpg:lmao

[spare_change]

:o You're making me blush Spare! :kk


And, what a pretty sight it is --- a beacon lighting the night.

[Jy]

So, I get the impression that most of us found this site by accident, and that we're looking to make some kind of connection with someone "out there". Sounds like we found the perfect place! There's a wonderful blend of people from all over the world, from all walks of life, rich, poor, gay, bi, straight, young, old, all here because they have one thing in common...



They're CRAZY!!!!:whee:






And I mean that in the nicest way.

[yaser]

I was navigating and felt boring and encountered this site and I am very happy with you all of you.

[Penny]

Great people here :kk

[Jy]

Hi Seeker, I always look for you when I come here, but we seem to be on different schedules! I'll keep hoping (and keep this lovely little thong on just for you)



Very lonely and bored one night... Browsing through profiles on Yahoo! Came across this one profile of a very beautiful lady, which had a link to this site. Which I followed and read some of the posts. Liked what I saw, and have been mysteriously drawn back here ever since!;) :D



BTW, Jugs .... been thinking of you all day!;)

[Big O]

Who did this song? "We are Family"
that's how I feel about us........
O

[Jy]

I was thinking more along the lines of "And if you can't be with the one you love, honey, love the one you're with"
or "toucha toucha touch me, I wanna be dirty"

By the way, I think that was sister sledge who did that song


Who did this song? "We are Family"
that's how I feel about us........
O

[Seeker]

:knuddel: Lovely! I can just imagine!! Hi Seeker, I always look for you when I come here, but we seem to be on different schedules! I'll keep hoping (and keep this lovely little thong on just for you)

[starlox]

So, I get the impression that most of us found this site by accident, and that we're looking to make some kind of connection with someone "out there". Sounds like we found the perfect place! There's a wonderful blend of people from all over the world, from all walks of life, rich, poor, gay, bi, straight, young, old, all here because they have one thing in common...

I think that was the most well put statement in on these boards. It is interesting what we choose to talk about behind closed doors.

I am glad I found this website.

[CSpringsFlyer]

I got here (admittedly) because of a link off of a porn site, Cyberage.com

[MCat]

I was lonely and pissed one evening back in June.....Hank was off working and not paying attention to me.... I typed in Married Flirters, Married and Flirting etc....just looking for someone to talk with. On one site only men messaged me asking how big my boobs were, would I suck their cock etc.... Didn't like that one very well. So I continued my search....found this one, its has class, good people, is loads of fun, has rules we need to follow, and I liked that it was monitored by a woman.

I was so afraid to tell Hank but knew that I must. One evening I showed him the site and asked if he wanted to join with me....the rest is history. I can't wait to sign on and read what others have written...we have so much in common. We love it.

[Norfolkdave]

So, I get the impression that most of us found this site by accident, and that we're looking to make some kind of connection with someone "out there". Sounds like we found the perfect place! There's a wonderful blend of people from all over the world, from all walks of life, rich, poor, gay, bi, straight, young, old, all here because they have one thing in common...



They're CRAZY!!!!:whee:






And I mean that in the nicest way.

I knew the secrets would be out, yes it is a lovely site and I am I admitt addicted, no other site can equal it, and like you say somehow amazingly we all get on well together with our wise cracks, the bantering, the crudeness but in general the flirtyness of each uindividual, and its all down to Penny and Heaterman....................Thankyou:wa:

[aceofspades1114]

I was just doing a google search of forums. I found it read a few threads and said why not. I just wanted to see what other people are doing and make some friends and give my two cents.

[Penny]

We used to have a site there with my pics on it. I never got rich from it :( Did it mostly for fun. It was exciting to say I had a website:gs



I got here (admittedly) because of a link off of a porn site, Cyberage.com

[wet36ddd]

i have the hots for a guy at work, and was just surfin' for others like me. then i found this site, and wow! everyone here is so fun!

[Norfolkdave]

i have the hots for a guy at work, and was just surfin' for others like me. then i found this site, and wow! everyone here is so fun!

And we havent started yet? you got a wb cam and email address..mmmm;)

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

i have the hots for a guy at work, and was just surfin' for others like me. then i found this site, and wow! everyone here is so fun!

Be careful there good lookin...those "work" relationships can come back and bite ya on the ass!:eek:
"Been there done...done that":(

[wet36ddd]

yeah....i should just stick with all of you real fella's....no risk there....
but he is hot. and he likes me. and that is a huge turn on.

[Norfolkdave]

yeah....i should just stick with all of you real fella's....no risk there....
but he is hot. and he likes me. and that is a huge turn on.

We are real and all very very hot, safe too:wa:

[Annie]

Be careful there good lookin...those "work" relationships can come back and bite ya on the ass!:eek:
"Been there done...done that":(

Yeah no shit! I married my "work" relationship and he's been on my ass ever since!

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

yeah....i should just stick with all of you real fella's....no risk there....
but he is hot. and he likes me. and that is a huge turn on.

I'll bet if you asked around...there are a lot of "Real" men that like you!:kk

Heck, I like you and I don't even know much about you.:D

[learman3]

Hmmmmmm, the reason I am here?
Mainly because I am lonely.

I'd love to be able to find a friend out here. It'll be hard since I am not very good at making friends, but I'll try.

[Penny]

You have lots of friends here :kk

[learman3]

You have lots of friends here :kk

Thanks for the kind words.

I guess my lack of social skills prohibit me from seeing what is right in front of me.

[Norfolkdave]

Yes my friend dont be lonely, we are at times on our own but dont syit at home feeling empty, turn the computer on and we are here, no matter what time of day im sure someone is here. Im adicted to this wonderful site.

[learman3]

Yes my friend dont be lonely, we are at times on our own but dont syit at home feeling empty, turn the computer on and we are here, no matter what time of day im sure someone is here. Im adicted to this wonderful site.

I'll try.

Your post total shows your addiction for sure.

[Norfolkdave]

I'll try.

Your post total shows your addiction for sure.

Acticted yes, but the site and the people brings home other peoples lives, and we shall bits and pieces of it here, it helps our own lives and stops loneliness, so if your down dont be. Im happy here I have made nice friends and I banter with people on here but sometimes I need a shoulder and everyone on here at some time has supported me as Im sure we will you, please dont be lonely.:wa:

[MCat]

Hmmmmmm, the reason I am here?
Mainly because I am lonely.

I'd love to be able to find a friend out here. It'll be hard since I am not very good at making friends, but I'll try.

I don't really have friends either Learman....but we have this site....can't meet but we all can chat now can't we...easier for me to talk when I don't have to see people face to face.

[Norfolkdave]

I don't really have friends either Learman....but we have this site....can't meet but we all can chat now can't we...easier for me to talk when I don't have to see people face to face.

Oh mary I find that hard to understand a lovely caring person like you and you dont have friends, why is it easier to talk without facing others I wonder but truthfully I think you are so right, I wonder how many of us on here face the same ........a good thread there for you mary:wa:

[MCat]

The people I work with would think I was a dirty tramp if they knew I was chatting here. They like to frequent bars and act like fools in public....I don't enjoy that. I am a homebody type...give me people to cook for and I am happy. I would prefer to have people over to play cards and eat, maybe tip a few...guess I'll have to be happy chatting here and screwing my hearts desire - Hank.

[Norfolkdave]

The people I work with would think I was a dirty tramp if they knew I was chatting here. They like to frequent bars and act like fools in public....I don't enjoy that. I am a homebody type...give me people to cook for and I am happy. I would prefer to have people over to play cards and eat, maybe tip a few...guess I'll have to be happy chatting here and screwing my hearts desire - Hank.

Your no tramp I can vouch for that, but yes I suppose there are some folk who think that, and you are a great homebody, and a fine lady a honest person and that is nice;) Lucky old Hank:wa:

[KIRA187]

Yeah no shit! I married my "work" relationship and he's been on my ass ever since!


and a mighty fine one it is.:lf

[Annie]

Hmmmmmm, the reason I am here?
Mainly because I am lonely.

I'd love to be able to find a friend out here. It'll be hard since I am not very good at making friends, but I'll try.

It might be easier to make friends here if you didn't hide away for 2 months at a time! Welcome back! Stick around for while, will ya?

[x1137]

I am here because well I likes the ladies.... They are such interesting creatures...

[Norfolkdave]

I am here because well I likes the ladies.... They are such interesting creatures...

We all like the ladies heh heh heh, welcome to a great site hope you stay around:wa:

[Penny]

Welcome x1137 :kk



I am here because well I likes the ladies.... They are such interesting creatures...

[Sandy]

welcome #1137. if you come to this site enough you'll notice we're all friends who like to talk and have some fun nothing wrong with that:kk

[MCat]

I am here because well I likes the ladies.... They are such interesting creatures...

Welcome x1137.....another big boy from Texas :lf

[Jy]

Hi cowboy. Is it true that everything is big in Texas?

[Cindy]

I come here because I love to flirt and be flirted with :gs

[Norfolkdave]

I come here because I love to flirt and be flirted with :gs

So u like to be flirted with then right ok mmmmm:kk

[spare_change]

Hi cowboy. Is it true that everything is big in Texas?


Just their imagination, Jugs -- just their imagination. Ya got to come to Colorado for the real thing.

[Jy]

Ah spare, your wit and humour are only surpassed by your charms! Have you got your bronco ready for me, sweetheart?



Just their imagination, Jugs -- just their imagination. Ya got to come to Colorado for the real thing.

[spare_change]

Ah spare, your wit and humour are only surpassed by your charms! Have you got your bronco ready for me, sweetheart?


Yes'm ---- and the horses, too !!!

Giddyap !!

[Norfolkdave]

Adiction

[quax999]

I'm always looking for forums, with great people that like to talk about sex and other things. Guess what Married & Flirting Forums, is a place just like that. I'm not even sure just how I found the place now, but once I found it, I've been here every since. Great people, great forums, I haven't found a better place then this!!

[dallyfoster]

I came and stayed when I seen how damn hot Penny was, I seen a picture of her on the site and I was hooked from there on, and wow... all the other women make me want to stay that much more

[Penny]

awww thanks :D

[mometal77]

Just to talk and the funnies.. interesting convo.. advice..

[Norfolkdave]

Just to talk and the funnies.. interesting convo.. advice..

Your get that my friend and plenty of it enjoy I do:wa:

[Jy]

Me too. Hope you're having a great weekend! :wa:




Just to talk and the funnies.. interesting convo.. advice..

[Wet Beaver]

the internet......

[MCat]

My obsession with sex and people...

[Norfolkdave]

Because yes Im bored and I am able to be free to enjoy all the company and banter

[Wet Beaver]

My obsession with sex and people...

the people.......

[Jy]

Yes, and there's a few people here I could easily become obsessed with. I think they know who they are...


My obsession with sex and people...

[Big O]

I'm here because I stumbled across the site. I stay because of my friends..

[Penny]

I actually find myself hurrying to get here to see what is going on :D



I'm here because I stumbled across the site. I stay because of my friends..

[Norfolkdave]

I actually find myself hurrying to get here to see what is going on :D

So your adicted to then,;)

[Jy]

Me too! I just came upstairs to grab a load of laundry to throw on while I'm making supper, and coldn't resist popping in for a second just to check out the new posts!:gs



I actually find myself hurrying to get here to see what is going on :D

[Sandy]

hey i agree with penny i'm addicated to this site but hey its a good thing:lmao

[Penny]

I almost find myself telling people what was said here that day like they would know what I was talking about :D

[spare_change]

I almost find myself telling people what was said here that day like they would know what I was talking about :D

Everybody asks where i hear this stuff ---- some i tell, some i don't dare -- :lmao

[Penny]

I am getting alot of people typing in the address of this site into search engines. That usually means they know the address and are looking for the site so somebody is talking :D

[Norfolkdave]

The chance to have fun, flirt and mmmm and yes talk to Penny and the other lovely ladies

[sweetgapeach]

I am bored and emotional starved . :lmao And when i started to read the threads I was hooked!! Funny and smart ppl here!

[Norfolkdave]

I am bored and emotional starved . :lmao And when i started to read the threads I was hooked!! Funny and smart ppl here!

Well dont be bored and Im sure we boys can help overcome your emotions in many different ways:lmao

[MCat]

I am getting alot of people typing in the address of this site into search engines. That usually means they know the address and are looking for the site so somebody is talking :D

I don't know much about this stuff....so you get a report or something that lets you know how people find the site?

[dallyfoster]

awww thanks :D

I only tell the truth, Penny:hp:

[Penny]

If someone typed in flirting at Yahoo and clicked a link to here then yes I can tell. If someone just types in the address I can tell how many did that as well. But I cant tell who anyone is or where your from or anything like that.



I don't know much about this stuff....so you get a report or something that lets you know how people find the site?

[Penny]

We need more ladies here I hope you stay hooked ;)



I am bored and emotional starved . :lmao And when i started to read the threads I was hooked!! Funny and smart ppl here!

[GeekMaster]

I am bored and emotional starved . :lmao And when i started to read the threads I was hooked!! Funny and smart ppl here!

I would love to talk/chat with you! :wa: We can explore the adventure of removing boredom, and make sure that we are both properly, emotionally, nourished in the process! ;)

[MCat]

If someone typed in flirting at Yahoo and clicked a link to here then yes I can tell. If someone just types in the address I can tell how many did that as well. But I cant tell who anyone is or where your from or anything like that.

Cool...was just wondering.

[MCat]

I would love to talk/chat with you! :wa: We can explore the adventure of removing boredom, and make sure that we are both properly, emotionally, nourished in the process! ;)

Watch out for the GeekMaster....he is an expert in emotional nourishment :kk

[GeekMaster]

Watch out for the GeekMaster....he is an expert in emotional nourishment :kk

:kk :knuddel: :thankyou:

[Norfolkdave]

Cool...was just wondering.

Wondering what Mary!!!!!!!:kk

[MCat]

Wondering what Mary!!!!!!!:kk

Daveeeeeeeeeee, read the quote I included in my reply. I had asked Penny a questions and she so kindly answered me. I included it in my just wondering comment.

[Norfolkdave]

Daveeeeeeeeeee, read the quote I included in my reply. I had asked Penny a questions and she so kindly answered me. I included it in my just wondering comment.

I was being cheeky actually, I did read it but I was waiting for a humerous reply, you normally do, oops got that one wrong, sorry:kk

[justask_me_2]

I have to say I came here after doing a search in a search engine. I have been sort of chatting off and on Yahoo chat rooms for a while, but all I got there were fake chat bots, and a few people who didn't really have anything in common with me. I just joined today, and I already like the people I see.

[Norfolkdave]

I have to say I came here after doing a search in a search engine. I have been sort of chatting off and on Yahoo chat rooms for a while, but all I got there were fake chat bots, and a few people who didn't really have anything in common with me. I just joined today, and I already like the people I see.

Hello and welcome to a faboulous site I hope you enjoy

[Penny]

Welcome and I hope you stay a while :kk



I have to say I came here after doing a search in a search engine. I have been sort of chatting off and on Yahoo chat rooms for a while, but all I got there were fake chat bots, and a few people who didn't really have anything in common with me. I just joined today, and I already like the people I see.

[devildog1.0]

I have no idea how I stumbled on this site but, I must admit, I like what I've seen so far.

[Norfolkdave]

I have no idea how I stumbled on this site but, I must admit, I like what I've seen so far.

Stay and enjoy I did and still am:wa:

[Penny]

Dont be a stranger :)



I have no idea how I stumbled on this site but, I must admit, I like what I've seen so far.

[Jy]

SAme way I found it. Welcome! I bet you'll find a lot of common ground with many of us here.





I have to say I came here after doing a search in a search engine. I have been sort of chatting off and on Yahoo chat rooms for a while, but all I got there were fake chat bots, and a few people who didn't really have anything in common with me. I just joined today, and I already like the people I see.

[Penny]

Just bumping this thread with what people typed into the search engines yesterday to find this site ;)

Altavista
4: girlfriend
3: lonely women
2: lonely
2: lesbian threesome
2: swinging wives
1: amateur sex, forums
1: lesbian wives
1: married women
1: sex work
1: fucking

Excite
6: 5

Google
3: married and flirting
2: http://www.marriedandflirtingchat.com/forums/profile.php?do=editpassword
2: "pictures of women sleeping"
2: flirting pictures
2: wives who cyber sex
1: statistics about flirting
1: gspotter orgasm
1: chat married but looking
1: flirting forum
1: "women sleeping pictures"

HotBot
1: cock sucking wives

Lycos
1: horny wife porno

MSN
7: married chat
5: free married chat
4: married and flirting chat
4: make love
4: free married cyber chat
3: married but flirting
3: married and flirting
3: chat cyber sex
2: chat married women
2: my pussy

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[Krazi0469]

lol..... i did wonder what ppl search for these days.....:lmao

[Wet Beaver]

lesbian wives?? is this oxymoron??

[Krazi0469]

lol

[sweetgapeach]

indian pussy? gspotter?:lmao :lmao :lmao

[Wet Beaver]

sex work ??

for who?

[Krazi0469]

girlfriend???? gee someone lookin for a g/f?? lmao.. in search ??lmao:lmao

[spare_change]

gspotter orgasm??

Why does it conjure up an image of a guy, in his safari hat, standing on a hill overlooking the city, peering thru binoculars trying to spot that ever elusive orgasm?

Or, is it just me?

[spare_change]

sex work ??

for who?

Guess somebody thought it was a job site!

[spare_change]

cock sucking wives ----- speaking of oxymorons!!!

[Penny]

:lmao :lmao :lmao



cock sucking wives ----- speaking of oxymorons!!!

[bonzzz4292]

i cannot believe what ppl will look for on the net.

i actuall am looking for something........a record needle for our record player.
does anyone know where to look?

:whee:

[Penny]

Radio Shack or Ebay

[Sandy]

ebay is the only place dso far. lol

[Krazi0469]

ebay is the only place dso far. lol

yea u can "almost" find what u want on ebay:hp:

[italian_princess0420]

sandy told me about this site...and it was funny at some of the stuff she told me....so i decited to come and check it out

[spare_change]

sandy told me about this site...and it was funny at some of the stuff she told me....so i decited to come and check it out

There's nothing funny going on here-- it's her twisted sense of perception!!!!

[Norfolkdave]

i cannot believe what ppl will look for on the net.

i actuall am looking for something........a record needle for our record player.
does anyone know where to look?

:whee:

to buy one, do you want me to look for you!:wa:

[BikerMike]

I stumbled across it also while surfing chat rooms. I enjoy sexy chats and sometimes even phone calls with married women so this site seems like a cool place to meet others with the same interest.

[Leatherman]

I got my needle at radio shack, are you looking for a standard ceramic or a magnetic or the single type youslide in and tighten one at a time on a victrolla type?

[Gentleman]

I stumbled across this website one night when I was alone and lonely, read through some of the threads, and thought it seemed like a fun place.
So I'm curious, how did you end up here, and what made you stay?

I came here because i was searching for intimacy and a lovely lady took the time to sweetly direct me here.

[Gentleman]

Just talk to me, respect me and let me kindly and gently respect you and your needs.

[Lena]

Just talk to me, respect me and let me kindly and gently respect you and your needs.

Hello Gentleman!!!
Its great you are here!!
Respect is a good start!!!
Hope to keep seeing you around!!!

[Jy]

Hello Gentleman! Welcome to the site! You sound delightful! Hope you enjoy the site!:wa:

[Gentleman]

You are a part of the enjoyment of the site, my dear

[Jy]

Oh! We have a charmer! How wonderful! *clapping hands with glee* Well, I think it's only fair that since I found you first, I get to keep you!

[Lena]

Thought you were going to share Jugs!!

[Jy]

Of course, I always share with my twin! I was only beating off the rest of the ladies with a stick!!

[Lena]

aaawwww thanks!!!
Thats ok then!!!
Thanks sis!!!

[yaser]

Just talk to me, respect me and let me kindly and gently respect you and your needs.Gentleman. it seems not only your name is genleman but also you are genleman.. You know ladies like gentlemen..Enjoy the ladies...

[Norfolkdave]

I came here because i was searching for intimacy and a lovely lady took the time to sweetly direct me here.

Although this site is married and flirting, I dont think your get the intimacy you kinda seek, we banter and chat in this forum but not as you want it, I think Im right in saying this am I guys! however its entirely up to the individual concerned.

[Jy]

Ah, but intimacy can measured in countless ways, Dave. Usually one thinks only of the physical kind, but what about emotional intimacy? Many of us are like a family here, and just like Peaches' poem in the other thread, we feel closer to each other than some of our own neighbours. We come here to connect with others on some level, be it flirty banter, philisophical discussions, silly jokes, stories, and we share a part of ourselves. That sharing is a form of intimacy. I believe that's what Gentleman was referring to.

Hmm...I think I'll go ask him....
*sneaking off to find the new, unsuspecting guy*

[Sandy]

i agree we're like family, and sometimes when i'm feeling blue, i come on here and you guys make me feel better, i can only hope i've the same for some of you.:wa: :wa:

[LadyNGeorgia]

That is a good question. Was referred by a friend and I have to say from what I have seen, I like it. This site takes questions and makes you think. I love that about it. You can flirt and laugh and be yourself. I have enjoyed it so far. It makes you remember a lot - maybe I needed that. And everyone has been really nice so far, enjoyed getting to know you.

And Good morning to you all.

[Jy]

You definitely have honey! :kk



i agree we're like family, and sometimes when i'm feeling blue, i come on here and you guys make me feel better, i can only hope i've the same for some of you.:wa: :wa:

[Jy]

And we love having you here Lady! You're a welcome and wonderful addition to the family!



That is a good question. Was referred by a friend and I have to say from what I have seen, I like it. This site takes questions and makes you think. I love that about it. You can flirt and laugh and be yourself. I have enjoyed it so far. It makes you remember a lot - maybe I needed that. And everyone has been really nice so far, enjoyed getting to know you.

And Good morning to you all.

[Norfolkdave]

Ah, but intimacy can measured in countless ways, Dave. Usually one thinks only of the physical kind, but what about emotional intimacy? Many of us are like a family here, and just like Peaches' poem in the other thread, we feel closer to each other than some of our own neighbours. We come here to connect with others on some level, be it flirty banter, philisophical discussions, silly jokes, stories, and we share a part of ourselves. That sharing is a form of intimacy. I believe that's what Gentleman was referring to.

Hmm...I think I'll go ask him....
*sneaking off to find the new, unsuspecting guy*

Yes your true, thats why I love this site, you and the others are my family on here and I dont mind admitting it.....Cheeky, lucky chap..LOL:lmao

[Sandy]

yes we aren't we. i guess we should all give thanks i know i do. thank you all :kk :wa:

[sex_kitten_4u]

I stumbled across this website one night when I was alone and lonely, read through some of the threads, and thought it seemed like a fun place.
So I'm curious, how did you end up here, and what made you stay?

it was kissie that brought me here it is all her fault and why do i stay coz i love it here :wa: :)

[Norfolkdave]

it was kissie that brought me here it is all her fault and why do i stay coz i love it here :wa: :)

Like the rest of us:lmao

[Jy]

What brings you here?

I stumbled across this website one night when I was alone and lonely, read through some of the threads, and thought it seemed like a fun place.
So I'm curious, how did you end up here, and what made you stay?

[Trev]

I was searching for somewhere that I could talk and have a fun time. I've made many friends and though this is a place for me.

[sweetgapeach]

I was looking for a place I could be myself, and not hide the fact I was married , or be judged . This place offered that to me. I have met a great Group of ppl and have learned alot from everyone !!

[tiger50]

mm well i was practising my hacking skills , trying to crack a porn site and this popped up, bugger the porn site , this is even better
Dont worry penny i wont hack this site....

[spare_change]

I was drinking too much, and the car ran off the road right out front.

[Norfolkdave]

What brings you here?

I stumbled across this website one night when I was alone and lonely, read through some of the threads, and thought it seemed like a fun place.
So I'm curious, how did you end up here, and what made you stay?

I came across the site by accident, like you read a few posts and thought " great", now I stay because of the friends I have made, and the banter and jovality, the only time I will leave is sadly when I die or the site closes, other than that Im here for the duration, I love it.:wa:

[Penny]

:nu You better not:D



mm well i was practising my hacking skills , trying to crack a porn site and this popped up, bugger the porn site , this is even better
Dont worry penny i wont hack this site....

[romancer522000]

It was all by accident on one of my days off looking to meet some people and wow what a cast i have met Thank u

[Gman992]

Married women are hot!!!!

[tiger50]

:nu You better not:D

Bluddie ell gal said i wouln't, ang on ave to feed the roo before it kicks the bluddie door down..... :lf

[Jy]

And thank you for staying!!

It was all by accident on one of my days off looking to meet some people and wow what a cast i have met Thank u

[Traxster]

I found this place by accident.................and like alot of great ppl...............It was a nice place to be yourself, be married and just have a good time.............

[Sandy]

well hello traxster come on in and enjoy yourself. :wa:

[Julie]

:na well hello traxster come on in and enjoy yourself. :wa:come on i need to talk to a man

[Trev]

:na come on i need to talk to a man

Hello Julie, welcome to the site. Were always here to talk. :wa:

[Lena]

Hello Julie!!

[Norfolkdave]

:na come on i need to talk to a man

Whats up!!!!!!!!!! talk away Im listening;)

[Eric69]

hi

I am here to meet people and to have fun. I need to relax and this helps. I like to make other people (ladies) feel good. That makes me feel good. and I am very horny.

[jusblay]

just looking for some fun and stumbled across this site and I think I like itVery lonely and bored one night... Browsing through profiles on Yahoo! Came across this one profile of a very beautiful lady, which had a link to this site. Which I followed and read some of the posts. Liked what I saw, and have been mysteriously drawn back here ever since!;) :D



BTW, Jugs .... been thinking of you all day!;)

[Barkiss]

Welcome Jusblay! Stick around and get to know everyone!!

[jusblay]

I was the same way..... Just stumbled across this site while browsing and I think I might like it. Only if I can get some lady to flirt with and to turn me on

[Norfolkdave]

Hello jusblay, welcome, stay and post and enjoy our hopitality, Im sure your get on fine, we dont bite, well not all of us.

[sex_kitten_4u]

Hello jusblay, welcome, stay and post and enjoy our hopitality, Im sure your get on fine, we dont bite, well not all of us.

i just like to nibble,,,, a lot :D

[Cotties]

Why didn't Penny lock the door:D and call the policeI was drinking too much, and the car ran off the road right out front.

[Norfolkdave]

i just like to nibble,,,, a lot :D

Youd be welcome in my bar then, my friends like nibbles with their ale.:lmao

[sex_kitten_4u]

Youd be welcome in my bar then, my friends like nibbles with their ale.:lmao


:lmao do they now well i am sure there is plenty down in norfolk for them to nibble on

[Norfolkdave]

:lmao do they now well i am sure there is plenty down in norfolk for them to nibble on

Plenty of ale no real flesh except turkeys and turkeys on gobble gobble gobble:lmao

[sex_kitten_4u]

well i just moght have to come down for a weekend :)

[Norfolkdave]

Oh yes I,ll get the ale you bring yourself we get the nibbles and gobblers in and we,ll party

[sex_kitten_4u]

Oh yes I,ll get the ale you bring yourself we get the nibbles and gobblers in and we,ll party


but dave i dont like ale :lmao :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

but dave i dont like ale :lmao :lmao

you dont we do your the nibbles and the turkeys are the extras!:lmao

[Zpanther]

I typed into google, "looking for big jugs with wet beavers that I don't have to pay a penny for" and for some reason it brought me right here...

Good to know there's at least one other 'beaver hunter' here.

[G...G]

Not sure I remember how or why I came here but I liked it and decided to stay!! Now ya'll can't run me off!!! LOL

[Shiane]

The old chat site I went to had a married and flirting room, typed it in and poof I showed up here knocking at the door. Thanks again Spare and Geekster for letting me in. :kk I still haven't figured out who slapped my ass when I walked in, but i'm still looking!:sc

[G...G]

:lmao :lmao

[spare_change]

The old chat site I went to had a married and flirting room, typed it in and poof I showed up here knocking at the door. Thanks again Spare and Geekster for letting me in. :kk I still haven't figured out who slapped my ass when I walked in, but i'm still looking!:sc


i don't know either, but I had my right hand bronzed just in case it was me.

[Shiane]

i don't know either, but I had my right hand bronzed just in case it was me.

Hehehehehe hey can I borrow that hand?:di

:D :D :D

[spare_change]

Hehehehehe hey can I borrow that hand?:di

:D :D :D


Sure -- but I got to warn you -- it's stiff -- can't bend it at all.

[Shiane]

Sure -- but I got to warn you -- it's stiff -- can't bend it at all.


Anything can bend if it gets hot enough :D

[spare_change]

Anything can bend if it gets hot enough :D


Talk's cheap --

[Jy]

..could have been me honey...I can't resist a cute butt!The old chat site I went to had a married and flirting room, typed it in and poof I showed up here knocking at the door. Thanks again Spare and Geekster for letting me in. :kk I still haven't figured out who slapped my ass when I walked in, but i'm still looking!:sc

[Shiane]

Talk's cheap --

You don't "say" lol ;)

[cuddles]

i had just got my computer and was looking for stuff for married people came across this site checked it out and loved it so i decided to stay so thats what im gonna do i love the people here:wa: :D :na ;) :kk

[Sandy]

we like you to. keep posting please. :wa:

[Zifnab]

I come for the international flavor, and the free drinks during happy hour!

[tiger50]

I come for the international flavor, and the free drinks during happy hour!

happy hour, no-one told me about that, with my luck it'll be held when i'm asleep..... :(

[Zifnab]

happy hour, no-one told me about that, with my luck it'll be held when i'm asleep..... :(well yeah! why do you think everyone is so damn happy????:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Jy]

I'm happy because of the company...

[Zifnab]

I'm happy because of the company...the lucky people!

[Jy]

...and lucky me!:kk the lucky people!

[Zifnab]

...and lucky me!:kkgreat answer!

[lonelyman]

I am married and would not cheat physically, but when sex is fewa nd far between I need a little something to help fulfill that sexual need, eventhough it is just erotic emails or chat.

I am not looking to start a relationship with anyone, just have some fun.

[Norfolkdave]

Hello Lonelyman, Im sure your fit in very well here, post and have fun.

[Lena]

Hello Lonelyman
Welcome! nice to have you with us!!!

[blanjas3]

looking to meet cool people..to chat with..and who knows what else.......:lf

[lonelyman]

Thanks Norfolkdave!

[lonelyman]

And thank you, too Lena! You all are very kind.

[Zifnab]

I came here out of curiousity, and stayed because of the warm reception, and I keep on coming back because you people are an addicting group. There is such a wide range of backgounds, experiences and opinions that I never have to look far to see a different point of view. It has helped to broaden my perspectives as well as my social circle. I HAVE FRIENDS!!!! :wa:

[hulkster500]

Hello

[G...G]

Hello hulkster,,,, welcome

[Zifnab]

Welcome Hulkster, stick aroound and get to know us! We may be crazy, but it sure makes for a fun trip!

[G...G]

I come here to chase all the sexy and friendly men!!

[tiger50]

i come here for reassurance that there is in fact othere wankers out there, even bigger than me.....

eh gday zif

[upstr84u]

searched for the flirting championship and happened to find this site --- now that i found it - i know what is keeping me here - jazzy - georgia - penny - kat and the rest of the girls

[G...G]

Glad you like us!!! We try out best

[GeekMaster]

I come here to chase all the sexy and friendly men!!

I don't run very fast, ;) but if you catch me, it will be worth the chase!!!

[jaon0034]

hey room

[Zifnab]

i come here for reassurance that there is in fact othere wankers out there, even bigger than me.....

eh gday zifeeeeyyyyyyy now! wazzzzz dis???:nu:nu

[tiger50]

eeeeyyyyyyy now! wazzzzz dis???:nu:nu

heheheheheh... ur in line fa tha next trashes mate.... :D :lmao

[Sunfiresix]

Hello My name is Sunfiresix and I am addiceted to this site, I have had a rough busy day but can't let the night go by without saying Hi to all and hoping everybody is doing great. And making a few posts, So beware this is very addicting. But I love it.

[Wet Beaver]

Hello My name is Sunfiresix and I am addiceted to this site, I have had a rough busy day but can't let the night go by without saying Hi to all and hoping everybody is doing great. And making a few posts, So beware this is very addicting. But I love it.

calling dr.tiger...we need you to fix sunfire.......calling dr.tiger.....

[Sunfiresix]

Yea some Dr. But to tell ya the truth, You guys are damn good medecine...... :)

[Sandy]

hi sun, its nice to see somebody else is as hooked as i am. :D










Hello My name is Sunfiresix and I am addiceted to this site, I have had a rough busy day but can't let the night go by without saying Hi to all and hoping everybody is doing great. And making a few posts, So beware this is very addicting. But I love it.

[Zifnab]

I was brought here by dsl

[MarkoBaggio]

stumbled across this place so,,,her i am!!.woooho..hows the rest of yas all ding?...irish drummmer extrordinaire here,,,luvs wine champagne sexy ladies ehehehh

[G...G]

Welcome Mark, hope you stay around and enjoy the site, we all like to have a good time and flirt flirt and flirt some more

[tiger50]

stumbled across this place so,,,her i am!!.woooho..hows the rest of yas all ding?...irish drummmer extrordinaire here,,,luvs wine champagne sexy ladies ehehehh

gday mate welcome.... stay an ave sum fun... mmm may avta dig out the irish jokes....lol actually theres a recent one in tha joke section..:wa:

[Sunfiresix]

Welcome Marko be carefull for the cat with the sausages he is a slick one. Have fun you'll like.

[G...G]

Sunfire........ leave my kitty alone!!! LOL

[tiger50]

Sunfire........ leave my kitty alone!!! LOL

ok, who's pullin me sausage????:nu

[G...G]

I was going to protect you BUT you want to pin a tail on me so........ you're on your own kitty

[Sunfiresix]

Oh so now The Tiger is a kitty and hiden behind a cute behind--Huh Huh fess up

[G...G]

I would never tell

[Wet Beaver]

stumbled across this place so,,,her i am!!.woooho..hows the rest of yas all ding?...irish drummmer extrordinaire here,,,luvs wine champagne sexy ladies ehehehh

hello marko...i love the name...but be forewarn...don't feed the tiger......

[G...G]

Unless he is in his cage

[Sunfiresix]

Unless he is in his cage

Problem is I hear he uses his tongue to pick the lock, so he is hardly ever in it.:D

[G...G]

I could fix his tongue then!!!

[Sunfiresix]

I could fix his tongue then!!!

We found the rumor originator, and someone picked up on it right away. Tigher I am sorry I let your secret out now it will be all over the internet by tomorrow.:whee:

[lovemakenman]

I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!

This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!

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1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers th! e level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on.

If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off. This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price.

Do not keep this message. This message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours. Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days.

Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it. This is true, even if you are not superstitious

[Sandy]

that was cute. :wa:

[lovemakenman]

I hope you all enjoy the sex fairy

[notshy12]

:lf I learned about it from searching the web. I am looking for a site that is safe to have sexy conversations with women without it getting out of hand.

[Penny]

Welcome notshy I hope you like it here :kk

[G...G]

:lf I learned about it from searching the web. I am looking for a site that is safe to have sexy conversations with women without it getting out of hand.

Welcome honey, you are at the right place:wa: :wa:

[Sandy]

hi notshy welcome to the site. :wa:

[pinkpussyliz]

I found this site whilst looking for tips on cooking and how to do housework. Like all women, I enjoy chatting and like some women I enjoy flirting. I also love satirical wit, so I guess I've come to the right place.

[spare_change]

I found this site whilst looking for tips on cooking and how to do housework. Like all women, I enjoy chatting and like some women I enjoy flirting. I also love satirical wit, so I guess I've come to the right place.

Satirical wit? We ain't got none of that here --

We got half wits, dim wits, slim wits, dip wits, no wits, witless, fitless, hell, we even got some titless -- but we ain't got no satirical wit here.

Wish you better luck!

[Waltert]

I found this site whilst looking for tips on cooking and how to do housework. Like all women, I enjoy chatting and like some women I enjoy flirting. I also love satirical wit, so I guess I've come to the right place.

So you just came for the Recipes to share fourm!