What was your most embrassing moment!

[Norfolkdave]

Ok I dont know if we have had this, but what was your most embarrasing moment.:D

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

Well Dave,
I've had enough of them in my life to write a book, but this one is pretty comical and just what usually happens to me.

We were painting at a pump station down in the pump room itself one day and as usual if the pumps aren't running we have the Cd player/radio cranked up.

Well...I had brought my 38 Special disc that day and we were jammin to "Hold On Loosely". I was doin a pretty good air guitar riff...really gettin into the song and I happened to look up to the upper deck and there stood two college girls (who worked there) looking down at me.
I'll tell you what! If I could have crawled under that pump I would have. They were quite ammused at my antics, their smiles were from ear to ear! I just kinda walked over to where they couldn't see me anymore and turned every shade of red known to man. And, of course my coworkers were having a good time on my account. The guys went up to talk with them...it took me a good 10mins before I could go up. Of course, when I got up there they were still there ...I have to give them credit though, they were very nice and not pushing it on me. UNLIKE my coworkers!

The story doesn't end there though...
About 3yrs later my wife and I were Christmas shopping for our girls and we went into a jewlery store to get both of them rings. I was looking around the store and low and behold, there was one of those girls. I wasn't sure at first but, I knew she looked familiar to me.
We had picked out the rings and went back to have them packaged and the saleslady called this girl back to ask her a question. Well, I had to ask her if she had ever worked where I did and her answer went something like this; "No I didn't work there but I did work at this place where this guy that looked an aweful lot like you played his guitar and danced around when he was supposed to be working."
The cat was out of the bag! My wife looked kinda funny at me and I was right back where I was that day...red faced and embarrassed as hell!

We talked a little about what she had been doing and her plans for her future... after we left my wife asked not only if she was joking with me but, if all the women that worked where I worked were that attractive.
My reply;" No hun, she's not joking and No hun, not all of them...just a few, just a few..... If she only knew......:D

[Zpanther]

My goodness! Don't know which one to write about. My life has been full of embarrassing moments.

Years ago when Lady P and I had decided to get married and I took her down to meet my parents. On one day we had been invited to my grandparents ranch for dinner. I had an old car and my Dad insisted that I take his cadillac that he was quite proud of. On the way there I smoked a cigarette and tossed it out the window. I smelled something burning and stopped and checked under the hood, but couldn't find anything. We arrived and had a nice dinner. My grandfather got up from the table and stretched and looked out the window. Suddenly he got very excited. "Your car's on fire!" We ran outside and smoke was pouring out of the car. Cigarette had obviously landed in the back seat instead of out the window. We got the fire out, but the interior was totally destroyed. Great way to impress your sweetheart! That should have been an indication to Lady P what she was in for, but she married me anyway....... and sure enough, there have been several similar incidents over the years.... maybe write about some of them later.

[Norfolkdave]

Hey guys lovely stories keep them coming folks and penny and the crew thanks for letting me put another post to this stunning site

[Penny]

I dont get embarressed easily. I will have to think on this one

[nlightenedrogue]

My daughter was 2 and at a stage where she was very contrary. If you said yes, she'd say no. Hot, cold. You get the picture. We accompanied my wife to a doctor's visit, when my wife was pregnant with our second child. While she was in with the doctor, I sat in the waiting room reading a magazine and my daughter was talking to a little boy about her age or a little older. After awhile, the boy says "My dad has a penis." My daughter replied "My dad has a penis, too." The boy said, "My dad has a really big penis." My daughter replied "My dad has a really small penis." The nurses and receptionists were all laughing, so was a pregnant woman in the waiting room and the boy's mom. Of course I said: "For the record, that isn't true" (AND IT ISN"T), but the damage was done.

[Penny]

Lmao :D :D

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

I dont get embarressed easily. I will have to think on this one


I guess not!
After reading your Vermont vacation post...I'd say your pretty much past the embarrassing moment stage!;)

[Penny]

Sex isnt something to be embarrassed about. ;)

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

Sex isnt something to be embarrassed about. ;)

Ok, so ya got me on this one! I agree...:kk
I stand corrected...

[Flirting Mom]

The day I found used condoms in my husbands car.

[dallyfoster]

Ouch, sorry to hear that one, Flirting mom :( *snugs*

[horny(m)]

The first time my wife caught me masterbating, I was at a complete loss for words.

[Penny]

You have to tell us what happened lol



The first time my wife caught me masterbating, I was at a complete loss for words.

[Penny]

I got caught giving my husband a :blowjob: on the beach Thursday night. it was dark and we had a blanket next to the fire. We figured we were safe because it was after midnight. We were getting pretty involved when he yelled out TRUCK it was the ranger checking the beach. We never heard him coming I had my top off and he saw us. He just tooted his horn and kept going:whee:

[Norfolkdave]

Yes Hornym please tell us how you felt! didnt you want to join in

[Norfolkdave]

Sorry messed that up oops!

[Zpanther]

I got caught giving my husband a :blowjob: on the beach Thursday night. it was dark and we had a blanket next to the fire. We figured we were safe because it was after midnight. We were getting pretty involved when he yelled out TRUCK it was the ranger checking the beach. We never heard him coming I had my top off and he saw us. He just tooted his horn and kept going:whee:

Sounds like fun!

[spare_change]

Bumped

[Penny]

when my husband accidently pulled my shirt down exposing my left boob at my 25th school reunion last week :(