Legendary Limericks and Rhymes from many talented members

[Zpanther]

This can be kinda fun. Just post a paragraph or two about anything you want. It doesn't have to be a true lymeric..... just so it rhymes. It doesn't have to be good either. The fun is in playing.

I'll start with a short one (and you can see it doesn't have to be all that good ;) ):

Trapper searched far and wide,
continuing his hunt for hides.
There were signs that Beaver'd been here,
but the fog just wouldn't clear.
Could she be somewhere near that slide?

[Zpanther]

This site is starting to be,
somewhat addictive for me.
Some are baring their charms, :la:
while others are spinning their yarns,
cum join in the fun..... it's free! :)

[Penny]

There once was a man from nantucket who's dick was so long he could suck it. As he wiped off his chin he said with a grin if my ear was a pussy I could fuck it :D

[Penny]

There's a plumber in the grass with a pecker up his ass take it out take it out like a good girl scout :D

[Norfolkdave]

As said to Penny

There was a woman from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
Blades of Grass grew out of her arse
and out of her fanny grew weeds

[nlightenedrogue]

Here's an old one..
A dentist named doctor Malone
Got a lovely girl patient alone
But in his depravity he filled the wrong cavity
My, how his practice has grown

[Wet Beaver]

Trapper searched far and wide,
continuing his hunt for hides.
There were signs that Beaver'd been here,
but the fog just wouldn't clear.
Could she be somewhere near that slide?


Your bad

[Zpanther]

'Rocky' keeps visiting the gym,
working to keep fit and trim,
His wife his advances ignore,
the brunette still trying to score,
even though her chances are slim.

[Wet Beaver]

I'm a man from montana
Looking hither and yon
Beaver is my quest to tan a
dams i lost her again











as fast as fast can be, you'll never catch me

[Zpanther]

The Panther stalked thru the night,
moving by feel - not by sight.
Stopping to sniff the breeze,
as the moonlight streamed thru the trees.

Beaver was enjoying the game,
tossing her bright orange mane.
Pondering whether to reveal,
herself to this cat for real.

[MCat]

There was a young monk from Siberia,
Whose morals were rather inferior;
He did to a nun
What he shouldn't have done,
And now she's a Mother Superior.

[Zpanther]

Mary wanted a bodysuit,
thinking in it she'd look cute.
Hank was holding back,
but impressed with this new MaryCat.
I think Hank will cum up with the loot.

[nlightenedrogue]

I call this one "Wishful Thinkin'"

Rogue rises up to dance
And feels a hand in his pants
A woman named Penny who's had far too many
Has taken a hold of his lance...

[Wet Beaver]

The Panther stalked thru the night,
moving by feel - not by sight.
Stopping to sniff the breeze,
as the moonlight streamed thru the trees.

Beaver was enjoying the game,
tossing her bright orange mane.
Pondering whether to reveal,
herself to this cat for real.




you are asking for it, but a little :drink: , you might look good :rofl1:
:gs

[Zpanther]

Ah Beaver....... you'll forget all about what I look like... when I find you. But go ahead and :drink: a few. I don't think you need much help, but it might make you a little more uninhibited. I guarantee I'll look better than that :shp:

[hank69]

between her thighs her beauty lies that's what makes my pecker rise
Snake Shit

[hank69]

This is a Verse to a song. She stood so fair in the midnight air the wind blew up her nighty her tits hung loose like the balls of a moose she though she was almighty

[MCat]

Mary wanted a bodysuit,
thinking in it she'd look cute.
Hank was holding back,
but impressed with this new MaryCat.
I think Hank will cum up with the loot.

Aww, I like this one...

[MCat]

This is a Verse to a song. She stood so fair in the midnight air the wind blew up her nighty her tits hung loose like the balls of a moose she though she was almighty

What woman could resist this charming man?:boobs:

[Zpanther]

Hotmama is back from the beach,
claiming she found no one to teach.
Beaver is wagging her tail,
with Panther sniffing her trail.

Wiggles continued his search,
but remained attached to his perch.
Cindy searching to find,
new ways to tease our minds.

Holly arrived livening things up,
proposing some new ways to f**ck.
How about sex with a coin?
A PENNY would sure stir my loins.

[Zpanther]

Moma and Mary got Wiggles and Cuda in a fix,
tied up and stretched out to some sticks.
Big O is back from the pier,
floating in lobster and beer.

Beaver is fightin' the blues,
probably laid down for a snooze.
Penny is tryin' to recover,
from a night on the town with her lover.

Want2 and Dally weaving a dream,
of a meet by a bubbling stream.
Holly enjoying the sun,
on the island of palm trees and fun.

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

You're a poet and didn't know it...ZP;)

GOOD ONE!:D

[Wet Beaver]

Hotmama is back from the beach,
claiming she found no one to teach.
Beaver is wagging her tail,
with Panther sniffing her trail.

Wiggles continued his search,
but remained attached to his perch.
Cindy searching to find,
new ways to tease our minds.

Holly arrived livening things up,
proposing some new ways to f**ck.
How about sex with a coin?
A PENNY would sure stir my loins.


http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/funny/twak.gif

[Wet Beaver]

Moma and Mary got Wiggles and Cuda in a fix,
tied up and stretched out to some sticks.
Big O is back from the pier,
floating in lobster and beer.

Beaver is fightin' the blues,
probably laid down for a snooze.
Penny is tryin' to recover,
from a night on the town with her lover.

Want2 and Dally weaving a dream,
of a meet by a bubbling stream.
Holly enjoying the sun,
on the island of palm trees and fun.

not snoozeing yet..anyone know how to open a bottle of boonesfarm strawberry wine??:drink:

[swabie16]

twist the top off

[swabie16]

strawberry wine is just great when it is sucked out of a pussy

[Wet Beaver]

twist the top off


so thats why my corkscrew won't work........LOL

[Zpanther]

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/funny/twak.gif

OUCH! :mad:

[Wet Beaver]

yep, well you needed it

[Zpanther]

so thats why my corkscrew won't work........LOL

Beaver is trying to use,
a corkscrew to open her booze.
But she needs discipline or maybe a fine,
posts on this thread are supposed to rhyme.

[Wet Beaver]

Beaver is trying to use,
a corkscrew to open her booze.
But she needs discipline or maybe a fine,
posts on this thread are supposed to rhyme.


Beaver is drunk
reading Zp dribble
his last pome didn't rythme
neither did this one....

[Zpanther]

That's better. At least you're trying,
to sit up straight while your typing.
If the Trapper were able to find,
the Beaver now .... aaaaah that would be fine!

[Wet Beaver]

That's better. At least you're trying,
to sit up straight while your typing.
If the Trapper were able to find,
the Beaver now .... aaaaah that would be fine!




there was once a man from MT.
Beaver was his trade
He Married Lady P
Now he is lost to all others

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

Zpanther is chasing the Beaver
but alone I think he should leave her

Cause she's full of strawberry wine
And judging from her avatar
she likes to keep her men in line!

But who knows, he may be in favor of that
And to Beaver I might remind
for a trapper you'd make a fine hat!

And with all of that being said
I wouldn't mind having Wet Beaver sitting on my head!;) :D

[Zpanther]

Excellent Wiggles!......hahahahahahahahaha

Beaver was staying up late,
drinking and tempting her fate.
While Trapper crept ever so near,
assuring her there's nothing to fear.

But just as Panther caught sight,
she slipped away into the night.
taking her cinch and saddle,
'cause the Trapper was carrying a paddle.

[Big O]

Good job Z! I wish I was as talented as you..
I remember one day back in 1974 we had a senior skip day. A bunch of us went to a picnic area out in the woods armed with beer, Tango, Boonesfarm Apple and Strawberry wine. I think that was the first and the last time that I ever drank that shit!

[Big O]

Oh, I cooked up the last of the lobster tails last night on the grill along with a couple of NY strips. I didn't get laid but I tried....... :)

[Zpanther]

Lobster tails are great,
how many has Big O ate?
but it was a different kind o' tail,
that BigO was looking to nail.

[Big O]

lol!

[Wet Beaver]

Excellent Wiggles!......hahahahahahahahaha

Beaver was staying up late,
drinking and tempting her fate.
While Trapper crept ever so near,
assuring her there's nothing to fear.

But just as Panther caught sight,
she slipped away into the night.
taking her cinch and saddle,
'cause the Trapper was carrying a paddle.

http://www.spacespider.net/emo/sf/thatsit.gif

[MCat]

There once was nice guy named wiggles,

All the girls he caused them to giggle.

Hotmama and I,
Were tied at the thighs,

While our painting he tried to finigle.;)

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

Good one marycat...the visual you've created for me is worth a million dollars!;) :lf :dl

[Zpanther]

Julie is willing to learn,
now it's Ace's turn.
She's tentatively put in her ante,
betting she won't lose her panties.

[Zpanther]

Cindy joined a friend in the shower,
has something to do with girlpower.
as Sunshine had some fun,
swimming and soaking the sun.

[Zpanther]

Wiggles is shopping for cars,
while Dave is polishing his bar.
Sunshine improving her tan,
while Panther visits his clan.

[Zpanther]

Rogue is dapper today,
no underwear to get in the way.
The girls all sporting few clothes,
creating for us visual shows.

[Zpanther]

Today Panther turns 55,
happy to still be alive.
Checkin' with the AARP,
to see if they have something for me.

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

So Panther today you are 55
man, It's time to kick it in overdrive
Cause with a woman like Lady P
she might be lookin for someone younger like ME!;)

How's it feel to have the world by the ass
and a Lady with so much class
Livin free in those Montana hills
with fresh air and probably very few bills

Retirement has gotta be treatin you right
and I'm sure so is Lady P tonight
The only thing missing I would say
is black(red,brown(?) hair where it now is gray.

So take care of youself and your beautiful wife
and keep living that grand old life
My friend, I hope you live to be a hundred and one
cause without you.... this world just wouldn't be any fun!:D

[Zpanther]

Veeeeeeeery good Wiggles and thank you.

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

You're welcome ZP....No hand shake smilies on here or I'd put one here!

Live it up man!

[Norfolkdave]

So Panther today you are 55
man, It's time to kick it in overdrive
Cause with a woman like Lady P
she might be lookin for someone younger like ME!;)

How's it feel to have the world by the ass
and a Lady with so much class
Livin free in those Montana hills
with fresh air and probably very few bills

Retirement has gotta be treatin you right
and I'm sure so is Lady P tonight
The only thing missing I would say
is black(red,brown(?) hair where it now is gray.

So take care of youself and your beautiful wife
and keep living that grand old life
My friend, I hope you live to be a hundred and one
cause without you.... this world just wouldn't be any fun!:D



What a lovely verse :D

[MCat]

That was a perfect birthday wish....very good, very good.

[Zpanther]

So Panther today you are 55
man, It's time to kick it in overdrive
Cause with a woman like Lady P
she might be lookin for someone younger like ME!;)

How's it feel to have the world by the ass
and a Lady with so much class
Livin free in those Montana hills
with fresh air and probably very few bills

Retirement has gotta be treatin you right
and I'm sure so is Lady P tonight
The only thing missing I would say
is black(red,brown(?) hair where it now is gray.

So take care of youself and your beautiful wife
and keep living that grand old life
My friend, I hope you live to be a hundred and one
cause without you.... this world just wouldn't be any fun!:D

Gotta show this one to Lady P..... You really do have an artist's mind..... what is it?..... left side of the brain?

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

Gotta show this one to Lady P..... You really do have an artist's mind..... what is it?..... left side of the brain?

Thanks ZP!
As far as an artist's mind...I don't know about that!
It's the right side of the brain that handles creativity...just in case you needed to know.

Hope Lady P likes it!:D

[Zpanther]

New folks wandering in,
anxious to add their own spin.
all greeted by our sexy host,
with a kiss and an appropriate toast.

Julie and Sunshine are bored,
needing a man with a sword.
Hotmama's checkin' those kilts,
wishing those guys were on stilts.

[Zpanther]

Mary and Mama have plans,
to secure Wiggles with bands.
while the 'Hulk' pretends to ignore,
what they obviously have in store.

[Zpanther]

Some folks jump right in,
searching for prizes to win.
While others lurk and watch,
as the hare is chased by the Fox.

[Zpanther]

Annie enjoyin' the day,
dreamin' of Big O's boat in the bay.
Penny has something in mind,
that involves Heaterman's behind.

Beaver confidently claims,
she'd love to have Big O and Panther in chains.
while Dave seems to be stuck,
waiting for Mt. Edna to erupt.

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

Mary and Mama have plans,
to secure Wiggles with bands.
while the 'Hulk' pretends to ignore,
what they obviously have in store.

ZP, you're good at this...I'm happy to see these again!:D

[Zpanther]

Good to see you managed to avoid that Mountain Lion for one more day...... Beaver has been mistreating me again today...... but Big O helped me out in your absence....... heh heh

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

Good to see you managed to avoid that Mountain Lion for one more day...... Beaver has been mistreating me again today...... but Big O helped me out in your absence....... heh heh

No lion today...she can be honery sometimes! I didn't figure you would need help, but it's good Big O is back to help you out!

Like the new avatar!

[Wet Beaver]

No lion today...she can be honery sometimes! I didn't figure you would need help, but it's good Big O is back to help you out!

Like the new avatar!

divide and conqure don't work on me guys.....

[Bignick]

hey i got 50 now what happens

[Wet Beaver]

hey i got 50 now what happens

you have to wait for penny to upgrade ya, if she feels you are worthy.. now down on your knees and begggg....:nu

[Bignick]

ok but where is she

[Wet Beaver]

cuffing heaterman,,, hold your horses, you will get your upgrade.....

[Zpanther]

cuffing heaterman,,, hold your horses, you will get your upgrade.....

Hey Hey Hey THERE Beav!. That doesn't rhyme.......

:rules: :sp:

[Wet Beaver]

Hey Hey Hey THERE Beav!. That doesn't rhyme.......

:rules: :sp:


you know i really don't care..







i got a secert i will tell
iwill tell
i will tell
i got a secert i will tell

na na nyuth

[Zpanther]

you know i really don't care..

hahahahahahahahahha...... I didn't think you would :)

[Penny]

upgrade is automatic you can now see things you couldnt before Happy hunting :)



hey i got 50 now what happens

[Penny]

Thats to cool :D



New folks wandering in,
anxious to add their own spin.
all greeted by our sexy host,
with a kiss and an appropriate toast.

Julie and Sunshine are bored,
needing a man with a sword.
Hotmama's checkin' those kilts,
wishing those guys were on stilts.

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

My wife got this in her email and forwarded it to me...I'm sure the ladies will enjoy this!
Another reason I wouldn't want to be a woman....:(

GO GET YOUR MAMMIES GRAMMED


For years and years they told me,
Be careful of your breasts.
Don't ever squeeze or bruise them.
And give them monthly tests.

So I heeded all their warnings,
And protected them by law.
Guarded them very carefully,
And I always wore my bra.

After 30 years of astute care,
My gyno, Dr Pruitt,
Said I should get a Mammogram
"OK," I said, "let's do it."

"Stand up here real close" she said,
(She got my boob in line),
"And tell me when it hurts," she said,
"Ah yes! Right there, that's fine."

She stepped upon a pedal,
I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate came slamming down,
My hooter's in a vise!

My skin was stretched and mangled,
From underneath my chin.
My poor boob was being squashed,
To Swedish Pancake thin.

Excruciating pain I felt,
Within it's viselike grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenseless tit!

"Take a deep breath" she said to me,
Who does she think she's kidding?!?
My chest is mashed in her machine,
And woozy I am getting.

"There, that's good," I heard her say,
(The room was slowly swaying.)
"Now, let's have a go at the other one."
Have mercy, I was praying.

It squeezed me from both up and down,
It squeezed me from both sides.
I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,
To HER tender little hide.

Next time that they make me do this,
I will request a blindfold.
I have no wish to see again,
My knockers getting steam rolled.

If I had no problem when I came in,
I surely have one now.
If there had been a cyst in there,
It would have gone "ker-pow!"

This machine was created by a man,
Of this, I have no doubt.
I'd like to stick his balls in there,
And, see how THEY come out!

[Penny]

That is the truth :D

[Wet Beaver]

That is the truth :D



that is very true, i am sore for a week or so after that.......owwwww, just happy it is only once every few years

[MCat]

that is very true, i am sore for a week or so after that.......owwwww, just happy it is only once every few years

I had 8 of them in July & August.....what a lovely experience.:cry:

[spare_change]

There was a young man from Peru,
who fell asleep in his canoe,
while dreaming of Venus,
he played with his penis
and woke up covered in goo.

[spare_change]

There was a young fellow named Simon
Who tried to discover a hymen,
But he found every girl
Had relinquished her pearl
In exchange for a solitaire diamond

[spare_change]

There was once a man from Kent
Whose tool was so long that it bent
To save him the trouble
He put it in the double
And instead of coming he went.

[watmi]

There once was a man from McGrass
His balls were constructed of brass
As they dangled together
They played "stormy weather"
And lightning shot out of his ass!!

[watmi]

There once was a man from Moline
Who invented a jack-off machine
At 32 strokes the cocksucker broke
And turned his balls to cream.

[Zpanther]

It's good to be back on line,
the roadhouse seems to be doing fine.
So many new faces I see,
but some are familiar to me.

Some things don't seem to change,
while a man's out riding the range.
Beaver's been out with the girls,
and Penny's as cute as a pearl.

[Zpanther]

Well Christmas was finally here,
with Santa and all his reindeer.
everyone bustling around,
enjoying the holiday sounds.

Hank was chasing MC,
around the Christmas tree.
While Penny was seeing red,
after her man poked a hole in her bed.

Peaches has spotted her prize,
excited .. imagining it's size.
and Jazzy's accepted the job,
of measuring Barkiss's load.

Beaver's off visiting Rome,
and Krazi's cleaning her room.
Cotties is as rank as ever,
while Spare as always is clever.

[Sandy]

lol ilkie that z very nice :wa:

[Zpanther]

It's time for a New Year to begin,
some resolving to slim down and get thin.
working to be trim and nice,
following Jazzy's advice.

Dave is ready to party,
sunfire cooking a meal that will be hearty.
Tropic dispaying her tats,
now exactly where is Shiane's piercing at?

Princess is home from her trip,
while Walter is flicking his bic.
Lovely is trying to remember,
how long has it been...... September?

[Norfolkdave]

Hell Man a way with words, welcome back

[Zpanther]

The roadhouse continues to grow,
no days anymore that are slow.
Jazzy's been up on her box,
Annie's as sleek as a fox.

MC spanking Hank's tush,
while Leena is trimming her bush.
Dave's lovelife continues to stall,
needs one of those lifesize dolls.

Kira is now into wishing,
for that something that seems to be missing.
GG tossed the double dog dare,
in a valiant attempt to snare spare.

Penny has no time for coasting,
frantically reading all those postings.
Beaver is again laying low,
now that the Panther's back on the prowl.

[Lena]

Ohh ZP have you been peeking again???

[Jy]

OMG ZP!! I haven't laughed that much in I don't know when!! Keep 'em coming! I'm loving them!!:D

[Norfolkdave]

The roadhouse continues to grow,
no days anymore that are slow.
Jazzy's been up on her box,
Annie's as sleek as a fox.

MC spanking Hank's tush,
while Leena is trimming her bush.
Dave's lovelife continues to stall,
needs one of those lifesize dolls.

Kira is now into wishing,
for that something that seems to be missing.
GG tossed the double dog dare,
in a valiant attempt to snare spare.

Penny has no time for coasting,
frantically reading all those postings.
Beaver is again laying low,
now that the Panther's back on the prowl.

Absolutely brilliant, very brainy man:D

[Zifnab]

There once was a man who was feeling quite sick,
The feeling you see was caused by his prick,
His wife though she tried could not understand,
What happened to cause such a change in her man.
But I know the reason he is feeling so ill,
It's all cause his mistress stop taking the pill!

[Jy]

Oh! And the new guy is witty too! Well! I'll have to keep an eye on this one!

[Zifnab]

Oh! And the new guy is witty too! Well! I'll have to keep an eye on this one!

<blushes with embarassment>
aw shucks, weren't nothin

[sweetgapeach]

There once was a man who was feeling quite sick,
The feeling you see was caused by his prick,
His wife though she tried could not understand,
What happened to cause such a change in her man.
But I know the reason he is feeling so ill,
It's all cause his mistress stop taking the pill!


Good one !!:lmao

[Zifnab]

Thank you. I try.

[sweetgapeach]

On the internet they found romance,
That put both in a hot sexual trance,
But each had a gripe,
About having to type,
With a hand stuck down into their pants

[Jy]

Peach! I didn't know you're a poet! That was funny!!

[gradof68]

There once was a woman from Norway
Who hung from her heels in the doorway
She said to her young man
Get off the devan
I think that I have found one more way

[eroticjoy]

Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed
Little Bo Peep was giving him head
It wasnt long til she began to weep
She knew from the taste hed been screwing her sheep!!

[tiger50]

Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed
Little Bo Peep was giving him head
It wasnt long til she began to weep
She knew from the taste hed been screwing her sheep!!

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[Zpanther]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

I knew you'd like that one Tiger.

[Seraphtermath]

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the Cubbard
To get her poor doggy a bone

But! When she bent over
temptation took over
And the dog got a bone of his own.

[Seraphtermath]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to have a lil fun
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
and now they have a son.

[Zpanther]

Barksy is searching for fruit,
urging Panther to follow suit.
Cotties has lined up a spinnner,
while Dave frets that he may be a sinner.

Jazzy as always is busy,
running to and fro in a tizzy.
Kitten has her new shoes,
Peaches impressed with that news.

Tiger is counting his sheep,
far to restless to sleep.
and Spare is wintering well,
is RainMaker weaving a spell?

FireFly's been teasing the dog,
and Belfast may be lost in the fog.
Penny's gettin' the fever,
now where in the hell is Beaver?

[Barkiss]

Barksy is searching for fruit,

urging Panther to follow suit.
Cotties has lined up a spinnner,
while Dave frets that he may be a sinner.

Jazzy as always is busy,
running to and fro in a tizzy.
Kitten has her new shoes,
Peaches impressed with that news.

Tiger is counting his sheep,
far to restless to sleep.
and Spare is wintering well,
is RainMaker weaving a spell?

FireFly's been teasing the dog,
and Belfast may be lost in the fog.
Penny's gettin' the fever,
now where in the hell is Beaver?

Very good!!!

[Sir_Dragon]

Good marks for oldtimer, Omar.
Who can't raise his tent very far.
His plumbing is rusted
He can't cut the mustard
So's an expert at licking the jar.

[Norfolkdave]

Barksy is searching for fruit,
urging Panther to follow suit.
Cotties has lined up a spinnner,
while Dave frets that he may be a sinner.

Jazzy as always is busy,
running to and fro in a tizzy.
Kitten has her new shoes,
Peaches impressed with that news.

Tiger is counting his sheep,
far to restless to sleep.
and Spare is wintering well,
is RainMaker weaving a spell?

FireFly's been teasing the dog,
and Belfast may be lost in the fog.
Penny's gettin' the fever,
now where in the hell is Beaver?

Zps a brillant poet
dont he know it:D

[Zpanther]

Well it's Friday again,
and an interesting a week it has been.
Penny innocently lit a fuse,
and Spare exploded on cue.

Shiane came up with a plan,
to protect the pussy as best as we can.
volunteers scrambled to join,
the new posse - girding their loins.

Some agreed to remain,
outlaws in this new game.
So the posse could be ready to spring,
when a troll appeared on the scene.

But then it all broke down,
when a newbie ventured into town.
making an unwelcome advance,
not realizing he never had a chance.

The girls handled it well,
a posse member also answering the bell.
the newbie disappeared,
but with his feelings hurt it was feared.

Considering the posse was new,
it was decided a tongue-lashing would do.
and it went downhill from there,
the posse dissolving in despair.

But the girls don't need to fear,
there are plenty of members here,
that will come to their aid if needed,
and warnings to trolls aren't heeded.

[Shiane]

Laffs wow ZP I am impressed, very good indeed. Now about that piercing, i'm sure you already know exactly where it is.

[Zpanther]

This thread kind of got left behind,
'till Peaches brought it to mind.
a place to tickle our minds,
with thoughts that at least sort of rhyme.

[Norfolkdave]

There once was a plumber from Leigh,
Was plumbing a girl by the sea,
Said the girl "Somebody's coming."
Said the plumber still plumbing,
"If anyone's coming it's me!"

[Zpanther]

Shiane's put on her spurs,
as the Big Cat pauses and purrs;
Georgia just can't get to sleep,
even tried counting some sheep;
while Cherokee shops for striped fur.

[G...G]

:lmao
How do you do that? LMAO


Shiane's put on her spurs,
as the Big Cat pauses and purrs;
Georgia just can't get to sleep,
even tried counting some sheep;
Cherokee shopping for striped fur.

[Zpanther]

Some people may think I'm strange,
but I'm afraid I'm not likely to change;
Anyone can make something rhyme,
just takes a little effort and time.

[cherokeered]

he says its not hard
this black cat..our resident bard
I guess this is true
because I am now through



not a poet and I so know it..lol

at least it rhymed...:whee:

[sweetgapeach]

This thread kind of got left behind,
'till Peaches brought it to mind.
a place to tickle our minds,
with thoughts that at least sort of rhyme.




AWWW , I love it !!!


Thank you !!

[Shiane]

Lol ZP keep em coming!

[Zpanther]

Keepin' 'em all cummin's a tough egg to fry,
but I'll certainly give it a try;
'cause these girls are horny all day,
leaves a man no time for play.

[Shiane]

Dave's pleasure comes from ale.
Rumors spread of chasing tail.

Peach is ripe and ready for the taking.
BK's tail is wagging and shaking.

Mcat is at home baking a cookie.
Spare is lost and playing hooky.

Jazzy's busy with a brand new pup.
The rest of us sit here wondering wassup.


ZP I'm gonna need a few more lessons!
Just gimme a call to set up some sessions! ;)

[Zpanther]

The girls are doin' just fine,
with this game of makin' up rhymes;
it's fun to use a new way to speak,
as we all work our way thru the week.

[cherokeered]

I wouldnt even pretend

to know how this will end

each stroke of the keys
makes it harder to please

there wont be much time
to make the words rhyme

and the damn thing will end in a sneeze...


how silly is this one..lol

:D

[sweetgapeach]

Dave's pleasure comes from ale.
Rumors spread of chasing tail.

Peach is ripe and ready for the taking.
BK's tail is wagging and shaking.

Mcat is at home baking a cookie.
Spare is lost and playing hooky.

Jazzy's busy with a brand new pup.
The rest of us sit here wondering wassup.


ZP I'm gonna need a few more lessons!
Just gimme a call to set up some sessions! ;)


LMAO Good one , Girl !!

[cherokeered]

cherokee is feeling silly
her rhymes are all willy nilly
her day has not gone
according to plan
and so she will end with a dilly

the wedding for the groom
leads to the honeymoon room
where he waits wide eyed
for his blushing bride

the bride is missing
there is no kissing
for she has fled
from his bed

her vows are broken
they were barely spoken
as she takes a trip
with the best man skip

[KissThis]

cherokee is feeling silly
her rhymes are all willy nilly
her day has not gone
according to plan
and so she will end with a dilly

the wedding for the groom
leads to the honeymoon room
where he waits wide eyed
for his blushing bride

the bride is missing
there is no kissing
for she has fled
from his bed

her vows are broken
they were barely spoken
as she takes a trip
with the best man skip

LOL Very cute cherokee

[KissThis]

There once was a barmaid named Gale
On whose breasts was the menu for ale
But since she was kind
For the sake of the blind
On her ass it was printed in Braille

[Zpanther]

Sounds like Drake made a baby,
Georgia claims she's not the lady.
Sweet's lookin' for someone to spank,
MCat better warn Hank.


Beav says her dildo collection,
will replace any guy's erection.
Peaches' new trailer is fine,
with a fence to keep the dog in line.

[G...G]

I love it!!:D



Sounds like Drake made a baby,
Georgia claims she's not the lady.
Sweet's lookin' for someone to spank,
MCat better warn Hank.


Beav says her dildo collection,
will replace any guy's erection.
Peaches' new trailer is fine,
with a fence to keep the dog in line.

[robandready]

There once was a website for flirts
Who only occasionally said "love hurts"
They were a little naughty
But not the least bit haughty
And did not mind if they lost their shirts!

[Barkiss]

Peaches' new trailer is fine,
with a fence to keep the dog in line.

You have no idea...;) j/k Peach ;)

[sweetgapeach]

Sounds like Drake made a baby,
Georgia claims she's not the lady.
Sweet's lookin' for someone to spank,
MCat better warn Hank.


Beav says her dildo collection,
will replace any guy's erection.
Peaches' new trailer is fine,
with a fence to keep the dog in line.




I love it !!:kk


Miss these !!!

[sweet]

Sounds like Drake made a baby,
Georgia claims she's not the lady.
Sweet's lookin' for someone to spank,
MCat better warn Hank.


Beav says her dildo collection,
will replace any guy's erection.
Peaches' new trailer is fine,
with a fence to keep the dog in line.

Keep 'em cummin! :D
I love this!

[Norfolkdave]

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh My God What can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad--can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass.

[G...G]

I like that Dave!!



I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh My God What can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad--can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass.

[jmc3367]

great job Z



Sounds like Drake made a baby,
Georgia claims she's not the lady.
Sweet's lookin' for someone to spank,
MCat better warn Hank.


Beav says her dildo collection,
will replace any guy's erection.
Peaches' new trailer is fine,
with a fence to keep the dog in line.

[Zpanther]

Peaches likes to read the rhymes;
but to write them just doesn't have time.
Beaver's exploring a bush;
while all the guys admire her tush.

Jazzy is sleak and lean;
while Lena remains serene.
Georgia drinks tiquila without fear;
while Dave tends to stick to his beer.

Cher's got her cat in a cage;
as he switches his tail unfazed.
Sandy rearranges her nest;
while Cotties tries to look up her dress.

[sweetgapeach]

Peaches likes to read the rhymes;
but to write them just doesn't have time.
Beaver's exploring a bush;
while all the guys admire her tush.

Jazzy is sleak and lean;
while Lena remains serene.
Georgia drinks tiquila without fear;
while Dave tends to stick to his beer.

Cher's got her cat in a cage;
as he switches his tail unfazed.
Sandy rearranges her nest;
while Cotties tries to look up her dress.



LOL I love it :kk

[Zpanther]

aaaaaaahhhh Peaches is as sweet as her name;
but too wild for a droopy eared dog to tame.

[sweetgapeach]

aaaaaaahhhh Peaches is as sweet as her name;
but too wild for a droopy eared dog to tame.




He keeps me in line , never can be tamed lol




What fun would that be !!

[Norfolkdave]

His bunghole was blown back to Sparta,
Where they buried the rest of our farter,
With a gravestone of turds
Inscribed with the words:
"To the Fine Art of Farting, A Martyr."

[robandready]

His bunghole was blown back to Sparta,
Where they buried the rest of our farter,
With a gravestone of turds
Inscribed with the words:
"To the Fine Art of Farting, A Martyr."

Good one, Dave...:D

[Norfolkdave]

Soon in Paris, on the Boulevard Salique,
Yous should purchase (complet avec talic,
Pour soixante francs cinq),
A short hose and a tank,
And they call it Le Fuckeur Hydraulique.

[Zpanther]

Stress is the subject today,
Lena decided to play.
Annie's worried that she's fat,
but Dave's as blind as a bat.

Hoss and Momma are fun,
and Georgia likes layin' in the sun.
Peaches has been kinda blue,
but Barkiss has dissapeared too.

Jazzy finally now has a lover,
usin' Spare for cover.
Tiger has the hots for Cher,
and I don't think it has anything to do with her hair.

Penny is writing a book,
while Heaterman ponders and looks.
those girls are drivin' Cotties crazy,
at least his wife can't call him lazy.

[Norfolkdave]

There once was an employee named Hoss
Who was fired one day by his boss
Because he was found
With his pants on the ground
Dripping nasty stuff into the sauce:lmao

[Lena]

Stress is the subject today,
Lena decided to play.
Annie's worried that she's fat,
but Dave's as blind as a bat.
............
.
Good one ZP!
So you haven't lost your touch!
Hope you are working on another one now!!:wa:

[G...G]

I love you!! LMAO



Stress is the subject today,
Lena decided to play.
Annie's worried that she's fat,
but Dave's as blind as a bat.

Hoss and Momma are fun,
and Georgia likes layin' in the sun.
Peaches has been kinda blue,
but Barkiss has dissapeared too.

Jazzy finally now has a lover,
usin' Spare for cover.
Tiger has the hots for Cher,
and I don't think it has anything to do with her hair.

Penny is writing a book,
while Heaterman ponders and looks.
those girls are drivin' Cotties crazy,
at least his wife can't call him lazy.

[Sandy]

i love it zpanther :lmao














Stress is the subject today,
Lena decided to play.
Annie's worried that she's fat,
but Dave's as blind as a bat.

Hoss and Momma are fun,
and Georgia likes layin' in the sun.
Peaches has been kinda blue,
but Barkiss has dissapeared too.

Jazzy finally now has a lover,
usin' Spare for cover.
Tiger has the hots for Cher,
and I don't think it has anything to do with her hair.

Penny is writing a book,
while Heaterman ponders and looks.
those girls are drivin' Cotties crazy,
at least his wife can't call him lazy.

[Annie]

He is good isn't he?

[Lena]

Oh yes definitely!!
Very good!!!!

[hoss]

There once was an employee named Hoss
Who was fired one day by his boss
Because he was found
With his pants on the ground
Dripping nasty stuff into the sauce:lmao




very good dave....very good.....:wa:

[kjguy43]

i love it zpanther :lmao

Aww how sweet, but very good!

[Zpanther]

I love you!! LMAO

Now don't get carried away there Blondie. It's lust not love.... but that's probably better anyway. :kk :sex4:



That MUSTA been a good night last week. Wish I could remember it.

[G...G]

...........You don't remember? :nu



Now don't get carried away there Blondie. It's lust not love.... but that's probably better anyway. :kk :sex4:



That MUSTA been a good night last week. Wish I could remember it.

[Zpanther]

...........You don't remember? :nu

You're gettin' better. Thought for a minute there you were gonna spill the beans on the hookup thread.

[G...G]

I'd never tell anyone about us!! :D



You're gettin' better. Thought for a minute there you were gonna spill the beans on the hookup thread.

[OICurready4me]

If it weren't for the sex and the lust,

We'd all sit at home with disgust,
Our spouse says no way,
When we want to play,
So our dicks are all covered with rust.

[OICurready4me]

Married and flirting is fun,

when sex with our spouse drops to none,
I'm horny as hell,
and it's hard to tell,
the number of bullets in my gun.

[Zpanther]

It's the holiday season again,
so guess I'll dig out my pen.
Lots of new folks have arrived,
keeping this fun site alive.

Penny's somehow remained sane,
with Heaterman easing the pain.
while Lena welcomes them all,
regardless of big or small.

the door swings both ways,
some arriving while others don't stay.
But Penny's Roadhouse is bustling this year,
so many with holiday cheer.

[OICurready4me]

Avi and altoids are hot,

Rosie Odonnell is not,
Jazzy and Mighty are smokin',
while Momma and Rainbow are jokin',
They all like to flirt,
on occassion talk dirt,
while men are left, tired and strokin'

[MightymeatyMatey]

I think this is my problem...

There was a man from Ghent
Who had a penis so long it bent
It was so much trouble
That he kept it double
And instead of coming he went.

[Lena]

It's the holiday season again,
so guess I'll dig out my pen.
Lots of new folks have arrived,
keeping this fun site alive.

Penny's somehow remained sane,
with Heaterman easing the pain.
while Lena welcomes them all,
regardless of big or small.

the door swings both ways,
some arriving while others don't stay.
But Penny's Roadhouse is bustling this year,
so many with holiday cheer.
Hi there ZP, nice to see you back in the swing of it again!:)

[Lena]

Married and flirting is fun,
.........
.
Thanks OIC for bringing this back to live again! :wa:


I think this is my problem...
.....
.
Good going MMMatey!:wa:

[OICurready4me]

Thanks OIC for bringing this back to live again! :wa:



Anything for you, Lena.

[Zpanther]

It's a pure and pristine sight,
the cabin outlined in the moonlight.
He stiffly rises from his bed,
stirring the coals 'till they're red.

Stretching he opens the door,
to pause and gaze at the stars.
Twinkling in the crisp frosty air,
revealing a scampering hare.

It's a peaceful Christmas up here,
So quiet.... nothing to fear.
He gazed out over the snow,
behind him the coals were aglow.

Tomorrow they'd meet at last,
and this waiting will be in the past.
She'd be snug in his arms,
and he'd be a slave to her charms.

[Cotties]

I think Z.Ps found his calling..not bad at all

and good work Icurready...shit we need a nickname for you.its a tricky word to remember to spell].I'll ask tiger to come up with one ...don't expect it to be complimentary thou

thumbs up guys:55

[MightymeatyMatey]

There's a time machine inside your mind,
To this time and space not confined;
Return to the past,
Destinations are vast,
Or fast forward to see what you find.

Re-experience moments you prized,
The delights of your life scrutinized;
Scenic beauty recaptured,
Again you're enraptured,
In your time machine all this reprised.

Full control of your life with your brain,
See things that no longer remain;
Events can be changed,
Some results rearranged,
You can be a young child once again.

Plan a trip to before you were born,
See the Earth on the very first morn;
No borders for nations,
No thought limitations,
Imagine the perfect sojourn.

Why not create a past life or two?
There is nothing your mind cannot do;
Dream up some dreams,
Go to any extremes,
Climb a mountain peak near Kathmandu.

On the trips to the future take care,
You may not like what you see there;
Be aware if you venture,
I don't want your censure,
The world will be different - - beware!


Copyright 1997 by Joel D. Ash - - All Rights Reserved

[dave42]

Ashes to ashes, Dust to dust, If it weren't for women our peckers would rust!

[Zifnab]

Cabin boy, oh Cabin boy! That dirty little nipper!
he rimmed his ass with powdered glass,
and circumcised the skipper!

[OICurready4me]

I met a lady

Her name was Sadie
She sucked on my dick
but looked like Saint Nick
her pussy so big it was shady

[OICurready4me]

Flirting is always such fun,
when women on here call you hun,
they tell us to leave her,
while shaving their beaver,
and we sit and play with our gun

[OICurready4me]

I buried my face in her crotch

a beautiful good tasting notch,
I nibbled her clit
and played with her tit
while drinking a big glass of scotch

[rainbowhigh]

Avi and altoids are hot,

Rosie Odonnell is not,
Jazzy and Mighty are smokin',
while Momma and Rainbow are jokin',
They all like to flirt,
on occassion talk dirt,
while men are left, tired and strokin'

How did I miss this? Nice, OIC... :kk :D

[nsamale]

mcat, r those urs??? nice lookin

[nsamale]

u people have waaaay to much time on ur hands...and y isnt anyone on tonight????

[Outta]

Well, everyone's asking me to write them a limerick, so here's a new thread.

I'll post the ones I've written, and if you want one dedicated to you, just ask me.

[Outta]

I'm in love with a girl hair of red
For Pixie I'll save up my bed
But to be her new flasher
I'd have to kill Basher
or find a new honey to wed.

[wwwdodgeit]

do u have anymore ?

[Outta]

do u have anymore ?
They wouldn't be legendary if i didn't have more.

There once was a girl named Penny
Whose lovers they say were so many.
Her site's just the best
Cause she shows off her chest
But none of the guys will get any.

[Outta]

Jen’s in the navy it’s true
What do girl officers do
Well she started cursing
When I assumed it was nursing
Now she makes me clean toilets till 2 :whee:

[p.J]

On a roll now eh? :rolleyes:

[pixiegirl]

I'm in love with a girl hair of red
For Pixie I'll save up my bed
But to be her new flasher
I'd have to kill Basher
or find a new honey to wed.


Oh Outta..that is just hilarious :lmao


Thank you...and hey you fall in love real quick!!!!

[Outta]

Oh Outta..that is just hilarious :lmao


Thank you...and hey you fall in love real quick!!!!
just a romantic poet

[rainbowhigh]

Such talent, Outta! ;)

[Outta]

For that, you get one too

There once was a diva named Rainbow
A colorful girl this is true now
She impresses the fellers
when she quotes Helen Keller
I guess she never saw Indigo

[rainbowhigh]

Awww... thank you! You're a sweetie... :kk



For that, you get one too

There once was a diva named Rainbow
A colorful girl this is true now
She impresses the fellers
when she quotes Helen Keller
I guess she never saw Indigo

[pixiegirl]

Outta, could I please request a limerick for a very very special friend of mine...Hoss...I know it would make him smile.

[Outta]

Outta, could I please request a limerick for a very very special friend of mine...Hoss...I know it would make him smile.
hmmm, Hoss is so colorful that I'll take it as a challenge. Give me time to think about it though

[rainbowhigh]

This I've gotta see.... a limerick about hoss. :D hmmm, Hoss is so colorful that I'll take it as a challenge. Give me time to think about it though

[lady]

You are great. Hoss stumped though, huh?

[Outta]

Every group must have a boss

M&F has the loveable Hoss

Hard on the outside

Soft on the inside

His heart’s tattooed "Momma" across.

[Outta]

There once was a Lassie name Lena

Who had such a pleasant demeanor

We flirt all the time

And I'll make her mine

And we’ll fly out to old Pasadena.

[pixiegirl]

Every group must have a boss

M&F has the loveable Hoss

Hard on the outside

Soft on the inside

His heart’s tattooed "Momma" across.

Oh that is just priceless...just brilliant...I bow down to the Master of Limerick...Outta!!!

[Lena]

There once was a Lassie name Lena
.............
.
awwwww thank you!
That is great!!!!

[Outta]

There once was a Frenchman named Fox
Who was a master with using his cock
He'd say "Parlez vous franciais?"
and "Voulez vous couche?"
Different girls every hour on the clock.

[Kissie]

What can you pull out of your bag of tricks for me????

[Outta]

There once was a girl from Savannah

Kissie has fine southern manners

She may be from Dixie

But she flies like a pixie

She does magic inside my cabana

:knuddel:

[Annie]

Outta, those are wonderful! Thanks for giving me my first chuckle of the day!

[tiger50]

psttt hang one on chero....:D

[Outta]

Jersey's home squaw's Cherokee
Shes loves tigers a bit more than me
I guess it's my blunder
Cause she's moving down-under
Despite all my begging and pleas.

:wa:

[tiger50]

Jersey's home squaw's Cherokee
Shes loves tigers a bit more than me
I guess it's my blunder
Cause she's moving down-under
Despite all my begging and pleas.

:wa:

lol...great mate.... now she'll hang me, and ur pleas may work... :sc :D

[Outta]

A soccer mom by name of dear Sandy
Has legs that are shapely and dandy
Whether she’s driving her van
Or getting a tan
My eyes think her pics are like candy.

[Outta]

A pilot lives up in Alaska

Her lovin’ is all that I’ll ask her

In the cockpit o my

At 2 miles high

My throttle can't go any faster


:D

[cherokeered]

Jersey's home squaw's Cherokee
Shes loves tigers a bit more than me
I guess it's my blunder
Cause she's moving down-under
Despite all my begging and pleas.

:wa:

Thanks for this...Its made me smile....but dont tell Tiger...lol

[OICurready4me]

A pilot lives up in Alaska

Her lovin’ is all that I’ll ask her

In the cockpit o my

At 2 miles high

My throttle can't go any faster


:D


Good job!

[wwwdodgeit]

more more

[hoss]

Every group must have a boss

M&F has the loveable Hoss

Hard on the outside

Soft on the inside

His heart’s tattooed "Momma" across.


ar ar ar...well done ..i would bow to u ,but i only get on my knees to Pixie....

you make me sound like a toasted marshmellow ....

[Outta]

ar ar ar...well done ..i would bow to u ,but i only get on my knees to Pixie....

you make me sound like a toasted marshmellow ....

Well Mr. Marshmellow, after discussing you with a few people, that is what they think of you. Plainly loveable. What can I say. The poet is only the observer. I guess we could have said "He's true to his word, and he has a big sword". LOL

[Outta]

A man and his wife they got fat

There sex life, it got kind of flat.

So he combs out his hair

Puts his ass in the chair

And gets off while typing on chat.
:D

[fly]

A pilot lives up in Alaska

Her lovin’ is all that I’ll ask her

In the cockpit o my

At 2 miles high

My throttle can't go any faster


:D

:kk Thanks Outta!

[Cotties]

There once was a guy called Outtamymind
His name takes up an aweful amount of time
Some say he's cool
Others parhaps a fool
But I think he's just bordering on sublime

[Outta]

There once was a guy called Outtamymind
His name takes up an aweful amount of time
Some say he's cool
Others parhaps a fool
But I think he's just bordering on sublime
Merci, mon ami.

Please provide me a list of those who think I'm a fool. I am from Joisey you know. I know people .... :nu:

[Cotties]

the list is as long as those on the cool list...


I'm just surprised you believed the sublime bit..lol
Merci, mon ami.

Please provide me a list of those who think I'm a fool. I am from Joisey you know. I know people .... :nu:

[Outta]

Oh, and regarding sublime. I'm flattered. But there is only one person at M&F that gets my vote for sublime. It is Lena. Sensitive, classy, reserved. But when she speaks, we listen. Why she hangs out with us losers is beyond me. Let's all send her some love. :thankyou:

[Cotties]

merci mon ami....I don't speak that terrorist lingo....


and as for Lena........I'm afraid of her so I'll stay out of it
Oh, and regarding sublime. I'm flattered. But there is only one person at M&F that gets my vote for sublime. It is Lena. Sensitive, classy, reserved. But when she speaks, we listen. Why she hangs out with us losers is beyond me. Let's all send her some love. :thankyou:

[Outta]

Now Musicmer's passions are few
He likes women, but really loves blues
He wished he could play
Like ole' Stevie Ray
Serenade the girls all the night thru

:wa:

[Outta]

Altoids is a girl with some sass.

Big tits and a really fine ass.

She’ll f*** your brains out

If your dick can stay stout

So pray that you’re heart can race fast.

:dd :dd :dd

[altoids69]

Altoids is a girl with some sass.

Big tits and a really fine ass.

She’ll f*** your brains out

If your dick can stay stout

So pray that you’re heart can race fast.

:dd :dd :dd

Awww..you give me too much credit. Are you up for testing it out??

[haggisbasher]

Oh, and regarding sublime. I'm flattered. But there is only one person at M&F that gets my vote for sublime. It is Lena. Sensitive, classy, reserved. But when she speaks, we listen. Why she hangs out with us losers is beyond me. Let's all send her some love. :thankyou:

lol ! yeah, Lena... she was my first, .... she is my everything !

[cherokeered]

Hey Outta....since ya did one for me...how about Tiger?


Seems it's only fair that the flirty cat gets some rhyme time roo....lol


Cherokee...

[Outta]

Awww..you give me too much credit. Are you up for testing it out??
In my dreams yes, in reality you might kill me.

[Outta]

Hey Outta....since ya did one for me...how about Tiger?


Seems it's only fair that the flirty cat gets some rhyme time roo....lol


Cherokee...
Gotta go for now, but i'll think about the striped wonder and see what i can come up wiht.

[Outta]

To the cat from Australia all hail.
A girl's got you caught by your tail
You'll be her fine Matey
All you need is that lady
And some shrimp on the bar-b with ale.

:D :D :D

[tiger50]

To the cat from Australia all hail.
A girl's got you caught by your tail
You'll be her fine Matey
All you need is that lady
And some shrimp on the bar-b with ale.

:D :D :D


lol thanks outa, thats cool.... :D :D

[Cotties]

bluddie don't encourage him......what the hells a shrimp anyway...its a small guy isn't itlol thanks outa, thats cool.... :D :D

[Jy]

OMG!! I finally got around to reading this thread, and I'm laughing so hard, I have tears rolling down my face!!! You are a gifted man, Outta!! Thanks for sharing your twisted talents with us!!!

[Outta]

There's a fine line between gifted and cursed. Not sure what it is. :whee: :whee: :whee: :whee:

[Jy]

I don't know but I think you crossed it!;) There's a fine line between gifted and cursed. Not sure what it is. :whee: :whee: :whee: :whee:

[Outta]

Compliments always get rewards. Here's yours Jazzy.



There once was a girl name of Jazzy

Will help you get fit if your spazzy

She’ll dance to your song

Or show you her thong

But either way always is classy.:kk

[Jy]

Awww, Outta!! That was sweet and funny and very thoughtful! Thanks, hun!:kk

[Outta]

They say black men are very well hung
So girls like our own MajorFun.
You'll cum in a cinch
From his whopping 10 inch
Only lesser girls will turn and run.

:wa:

[majorfun]

That's funny I don't care who you are !!!!!!




They say black men are very well hung
So girls like our own MajorFun.
You'll cum in a cinch
From his whopping 10 inch
Only lesser girls will turn and run.

:wa:

[Outta]

Paris in upstate New York?

Sounds like a bit of a quark

But she got in her groove

With me in the Louvre

And also in old Central Park

:D :D :D

[paris]

Paris in upstate New York?

Sounds like a bit of a quark

But she got in her groove

With me in the Louvre

And also in old Central Park

:D :D :D

:dd you flatter me, Larry!

[Outta]

My pleasure. I'm sure flattery is what you deserve.

[Outta]

There once was a wrenny named Jen

Who’s particularly skilled with her pen

Her marriage is hurting

So she’s resorting to flirting

And writes love songs to all of her men.

:)

[paris]

Can I add to that list??
My pleasure. I'm sure flattery is what you deserve.

[Outta]

Can I add to that list??
I will do anything in my power to give you what you need.

[p.J]

There once was a wrenny named Jen

Who’s particularly skilled with her pen

Her marriage is hurting

So she’s resorting to flirting

And writes love songs to all of her men.

:)

:D well not all... :kk

[Outta]

:D well not all... :kk
Shit, girl, that's an avatar i could love.

[paris]

I will do anything in my power to give you what you need.
Can you lick your eyebrows??

[p.J]

Shit, girl, that's an avatar i could love.

So, luvvvvvvvvvvvvv it... :kk

[Outta]

So, luvvvvvvvvvvvvv it... :kk
Damn you're ripped girl

[Outta]

This Pisces I know is Red Hot

Boring we no she is not

She filled up my dream

With fruit and whipped cream

Put right on my favorite spot.

:dd :dd :dd :dd :dd :dd :dd

[RedHotPisces]

ty hun...this is fabulous :knuddel:



This Pisces I know is Red Hot

Boring we no she is not

She filled up my dream

With fruit and whipped cream

Put right on my favorite spot.

:dd :dd :dd :dd :dd :dd :dd

[Outta]

My pleasure

[Outta]

George has no reason to cry
His wife makes him feel like he's high
When they make love
He stares up above
To a rainbow so bright in the sky.

:wa: :wa: :wa: :wa: :wa: :wa: :wa: :wa: :wa: :wa:

[Lena]

awwww That is quite sweet Outta!!

[Outta]

That's because I am the sweetest.....

[rainbowhigh]

George has no reason to cry
His wife makes him feel like he's high
When they make love
He stares up above
To a rainbow so bright in the sky.

That is so great, outta! Thank you so much. :kk

[Butterfly_13]

Outta,
You are very talented. This is the first time I checked out your limericks. Fun, sweet, cool. What a sweet guy! Great contribution to the site. I like you. Good guy.

[Outta]

Outta,
You are very talented. This is the first time I checked out your limericks. Fun, sweet, cool. What a sweet guy! Great contribution to the site. I like you. Good guy.
ah, Sexy. when I get to know you better, i'll write one for you. Where in SE are you from. I used to hang my hat in Miami.

[Butterfly_13]

ah, Sexy. when I get to know you better, i'll write one for you. Where in SE are you from. I used to hang my hat in Miami.

Guess! Sexy"NOLA"...