View Full Version : Is it easier to be a man or a women
Penny
08-22-2006, 05:10 PM
these days. I still think men have it made but I wouldnt want to change atleast not for more than a night or two :gs
Norfolkdave
08-22-2006, 05:11 PM
Hell penny Im happy being me
spare_change
08-22-2006, 08:51 PM
Easier to be a man? Sure -- it has to be. We ain't equipped for anything more difficult!
Of course...we complex woman have the ability to keep a man quite miserable and confused....don't think I'd want to be a man married to me.
spare_change
08-22-2006, 09:03 PM
Of course...we complex woman have the ability to keep a man quite miserable and confused....don't think I'd want to be a man married to me.
I can't TELL you how many times I have said that exact same thing !
cherokeered
08-22-2006, 09:04 PM
I can't TELL you how many times I have said that exact same thing !
I like being a woman....
And Spare....stop raiding my underwear....sheesh...or buy me new ones...
spare_change
08-22-2006, 09:07 PM
I like being a woman....
And Spare....stop raiding my underwear....sheesh...or buy me new ones...
Hell, they fit --- I thought you would share!
cherokeered
08-22-2006, 09:13 PM
Hell, they fit --- I thought you would share!
If they fit then those are the ones I bought for u...put them there from the last time ya raided....do you like the open crotch?
Cherokee...:D
spare_change
08-22-2006, 09:18 PM
If they fit then those are the ones I bought for u...put them there from the last time ya raided....do you like the open crotch?
Cherokee...:D
The word that comes to mind is ......... convenient!
cherokeered
08-22-2006, 09:38 PM
The word that comes to mind is ......... convenient!
Glad u like them....they match the garter belt and stockings from last time...
Cherokee...wonders if he wants the bra too...oh, dont think he can fill it out...or maybe he can..lol
G...G
08-22-2006, 11:26 PM
I think it depends. In most cases men have it made. They go to work, come home, sit in the recliner and watch tv. Before you all start bitching at me, I did say MOST not all. MOST women go get the kids up, get them ready for school, take them to school, go to work (some work even two jobs), come home clean house and cook dinner, get the kids ready for bed and their homework done. Not to mention PMS and Menapause.
But when it comes to dating... I think I would rather be a woman. Not sure why but just seems like men have more to worry about. Somethings women can hide and men can't.
Sandy
08-22-2006, 11:51 PM
i like being a woman :55
Penny
08-23-2006, 12:06 AM
Ever notice how guys look better the older they get while women tend to not :(
Sandy
08-23-2006, 12:21 AM
i've seen some woman, who look great, you would never guess their age, all natural to no surgery
Ever notice how guys look better the older they get while women tend to not :(
Penny
08-23-2006, 12:26 AM
I hate them :D
Misty
08-23-2006, 12:40 AM
Its easiest to be CHOCOLATE
i like being a man, but sometimes i want to be woman...its hard to be me...so confused...so confused
hank69
08-23-2006, 10:04 AM
[QUOTE=MCat]Of course...we complex woman have the ability to keep a man quite miserable and confused....
:sc........boy aint that the truth............:whee:
[QUOTE=MCat]Of course...we complex woman have the ability to keep a man quite miserable and confused....
:sc........boy aint that the truth............:whee:
But you still love me though don't cha...:knuddel:
Sunfiresix
08-23-2006, 08:51 PM
I say men--ain't gonna give reasons, I can't take a spankin....
Zpanther
08-23-2006, 08:58 PM
Of course...we complex woman have the ability to keep a man quite miserable and confused....don't think I'd want to be a man married to me.
hmmmmmm..... me either, but if Hank decides to give ya a weekend off.... ya never know. ;)
Wet Beaver
08-25-2006, 09:06 PM
of course it easier to be a man...they die sooner than women....
of course it easier to be a man...they die sooner than women....
thats cause u women kill us with your nagging :na
Wet Beaver
08-25-2006, 09:09 PM
thats cause u women kill us with your nagging :na
if ya got off your lazy butt and work the corner...we wouldn't nag so much....:na
if ya got off your lazy butt and work the corner...we wouldn't nag so much....:na
not my job...your the woman...im king of the castle....:wa:
Wet Beaver
08-25-2006, 09:12 PM
not my job...your the woman...im king of the castle....:wa:
with the way you fart....i am surprise your throne is still in one piece....
with the way you fart....i am surprise your throne is still in one piece....
yeh ...well...umm....dang....umm....hang on....
damn brain fart....:lmao
Wet Beaver
08-25-2006, 09:19 PM
yeh ...well...umm....dang....umm....hang on....
damn brain fart....:lmao
typical male......:na
typical male......:na
i ,:wa: my lovely plaything am anything but typical.....
Wet Beaver
08-25-2006, 09:21 PM
i ,:wa: my lovely plaything am anything but typical.....
yea right.......if you have something different between your legs....than a penis...you are a typical male.......your brains are there....
yea right.......if you have something different between your legs....than a penis...you are a typical male.......your brains are there....
I'm sorry ..i'd love to stay and banter with you,but momma has just told me my dinner is ready , and if i could please come to the table ,she'll be serving me shortly....
thank you for the witty fun....witty on my part .....:lmao :wa: :na
Wet Beaver
08-25-2006, 09:26 PM
I'm sorry ..i'd love to stay and banter with you,but momma has just told me my dinner is ready , and if i could please come to the table ,she'll be serving me shortly....
thank you for the witty fun....witty on my part .....:lmao :wa: :na
witty??? last time i use that word...was when i seen you nude with tiger....
flamengo130
08-25-2006, 10:31 PM
bling. it's much easier being a man. especially in this day and age. but then again, it can be difficult being the "protective" being.
coacht711
08-26-2006, 08:36 PM
hi i am tony
NativeBreed
08-26-2006, 09:11 PM
Yup.....I love bein' a guy. We've got it made. I've also notice that guys get away being a kid all their life. It's even expected. I love being a guy. Plus peeing standing up is an added plus, eheheh!!
Sandy
08-26-2006, 10:02 PM
hi tony welcome to the site :wa:
hi i am tony
CJSinIL
08-29-2006, 02:46 PM
I think women have it easier. They can get whatever they want, they can spend all your money, they can go to a bar and drink for free all night, they get to decide when they want to have sex. All a woman has to do is go "hey guys, I want some." And you will have a line of guys knocking each other over. A guy can do the same thing, and hope that the woman around doesn't laugh at him or call it sexual harassment.
Life today is geared more to the women. The pussification of the male species, we are all supposed to be sensitive, and cry at movies. Yuck. All commercials are directed towards women, except for beer commercials, because its the only thing that can help most men get through the day. Mmmmm. beer.
On another note, women still don't get equal pay in a lot of jobs, and are discriminated against. So I guess it evens out. Hope everyone is having a good day.
Penny
08-29-2006, 02:51 PM
Good points :gs
Itshardon-theroad
08-29-2006, 07:53 PM
It is far easier to be a man. Our expectations are so low and our minds so simple, just about anything can put a smile on our faces. On top of that, we evidently think about something to do with sex about every 10 to 20 seconds. That aint a bad way to go through life.
rainbowhigh
08-30-2006, 09:13 AM
My personal opinion is that it is easier to be a man. Men don't have to worry about filthy toilet seats and squatting just to be safe. Some of them don't have to worry about fixing their hair every day - they can shave their head and still look sexy. But the biggy is (this coming from a mother of three) they don't have to have the babies. (Although, if you end up with a good man who appreciates what you're going through, you can really milk the having the baby thing for all it's worth.) ;)
Nyc_45
08-30-2006, 09:22 AM
My personal opinion is that it is easier to be a man. Men don't have to worry about filthy toilet seats and squatting just to be safe. Some of them don't have to worry about fixing their hair every day - they can shave their head and still look sexy. But the biggy is (this coming from a mother of three) they don't have to have the babies. (Although, if you end up with a good man who appreciates what you're going through, you can really milk the having the baby thing for all it's worth.) ;)
AHHA the dirty little secret is out about you MOTHERS don't try denying it Rain we NOW have it in writing
Hi Rain....LOL....:kk
rainbowhigh
08-30-2006, 09:29 AM
AHHA the dirty little secret is out about you MOTHERS don't try denying it Rain we NOW have it in writing
Hi Rain....LOL....:kk
Hi, Greenbeard. How are ya? lol :kk
CJSinIL
08-30-2006, 10:57 AM
Great point
It is far easier to be a man. Our expectations are so low and our minds so simple, just about anything can put a smile on our faces. On top of that, we evidently think about something to do with sex about every 10 to 20 seconds. That aint a bad way to go through life.
Shiane
09-01-2006, 11:24 AM
Hmmm life as a man.....
Yep I think it would be easier.
CJSinIL
09-01-2006, 11:25 AM
Clean up for men is much more difficult. lol. Plus, when women get turned on, you don't have to walk around bent over, or with your shirt pulled out.
Shiane
09-01-2006, 11:40 AM
What clean up?
CJSinIL
09-01-2006, 11:41 AM
Oh, sorry, when taking matters into your own hands. Ha ha.
Shiane
09-01-2006, 11:45 AM
Oh, sorry, when taking matters into your own hands. Ha ha.
Laffffffffffs but ultimately once you've cleaned up your mess,it's the woman who has to do the laundry and finish cleaning up your mess!:na
Penny
09-01-2006, 11:46 AM
latley after sex I need to shower and wash my hair. He just rolls over and goes to sleep :(
CJSinIL
09-01-2006, 11:47 AM
Hmmm, I do my own laundry. I need to find a woman like you.
Shiane
09-01-2006, 11:49 AM
latley after sex I need to shower and wash my hair. He just rolls over and goes to sleep :(
I think you need a wig collection!
Luvs2watch
10-03-2006, 11:58 PM
Uhm... I think thats because us guys usually dont give too much of a damn about making ourselves up all the time while a woman usually prefers to be glamorous 24-7.
I think most folks get better looking as their bodies acquire a more chiseled look. However women tend to want everything smooth & nicely rounded so that effect would be countered by age's chiseling.
Ever notice how guys look better the older they get while women tend to not :(
clueless32m
11-15-2006, 05:03 PM
Man.
massage mike
11-15-2006, 05:17 PM
I think sex wise a woman for she would probably get more choicws on a given night and has more orgasms than a man would but life in general a man
MIGHTY
11-17-2006, 12:46 AM
I think it's definitely easier to be a man. The two sexes are soo different..but physically and mentally a woman will endure more stress on a dialy basis.
altoids69
11-25-2006, 03:39 PM
I think it's easier to be a man, but I have to agree with Mighty that we women are meant to endure more stress. And Lord do we!!
massage mike
11-25-2006, 03:42 PM
women are the best thing on earth,that's why I'm glas I'm a man.If I was a woman I think I'd be a lesbian I just love pussy too much
not my job...your the woman...im king of the castle....:wa:
Behind every successful man is a little woman :)
telling him
It will never work!! :) :)
Ouch I never said !that!!! Where's the delete button???
Oh God missed it !!!:whee:
So Rhumba!
Yours never works???:whee:
Not much good then huh???
So Rhumba!
Yours never works???:whee:
Not much good then huh???
Ouch that hurt!!!
Come on over and we shall see :) :) :kk:kk
Ouch that hurt!!!
Come on over and we shall see :) :) :kk:kk
Did it???
Didn't touch it!!!:whee:
Did it???
Didn't touch it!!!:whee:
Hmmmmmmmm now that you bring it up....er...didnt mean to put it to you that way....er...what am I saying??? :) :) ;)
You have me confused darling :kk
Hmmmmmmmm now that you bring it up....er...didnt mean to put it to you that way....er...what am I saying??? :) :) ;)
You have me confused darling :kk
Put it to me that way hmmmmm??
errrr.... put what????
Put it to me that way hmmmmm??
errrr.... put what????
Oh hon.....these walls have ears....:knuddel:
UltimateNaneki
12-25-2006, 10:43 AM
It's easier to be a woman because we know what we are thinking about is important!
steve_edwards
12-27-2006, 05:25 PM
A man.
ryu_kenshi
12-27-2006, 07:50 PM
It is easier to be a Man IMHO
men
can pee standing up
can run without huge breast pain or bras
our shoes are made for comfort
our jeans are loose fitting
fast food was invented so we did not have to cook
women
peroids
menapause
childbirth
gravity (ok for both of us)
men always hitting on you
bra
pantyhose
girdles
corsets
high heeels
make up
hair styles..
and the worst thing about being a woman.. other women always have an opinion about something about you.
It is easier to be a Man IMHO
men
can pee standing up
can run without huge breast pain or bras
our shoes are made for comfort
our jeans are loose fitting
fast food was invented so we did not have to cook
women
peroids
menapause
childbirth
gravity (ok for both of us)
men always hitting on you
bra
pantyhose
girdles
corsets
high heeels
make up
hair styles..
and the worst thing about being a woman.. other women always have an opinion about something about you.
Amen sister!:)
ryu_kenshi
12-27-2006, 08:06 PM
sorry Suz.. I am male .. but I feel for ya
sorry Suz.. I am male .. but I feel for ya
Sorry about that...lol...you said it like how a woman thinks....not that there's anything wrong with that......:)
Spooky13
12-27-2006, 08:18 PM
It is a man's world according to the late James Brown...
spare_change
12-27-2006, 11:06 PM
Sorry about that...lol...you said it like how a woman thinks....not that there's anything wrong with that......:)
Damn, Ryu -- I thought you said you were going off those injections!
UltimateNaneki
12-29-2006, 08:56 PM
if your a man it's easier to be a man
if your a woman it's easier to be a man! lol
gvikfan
01-05-2007, 04:56 AM
these days. I still think men have it made but I wouldnt want to change atleast not for more than a night or two :gs
i think women have it tough.and getting tougher.blame womens lib.lol
creativecouple
02-23-2007, 01:22 PM
Most definitely easier to be a man in this day and age
showtime
02-23-2007, 03:07 PM
So all the girls say men and all the men say girls?
showtime
02-23-2007, 03:10 PM
But I would like being a girl for a week just to see what it was like,,,as long as it wasn't ( that ) week.......
creativecouple
02-23-2007, 03:12 PM
Yeah I wouldn't mind switching roles for a week
Kissie
02-23-2007, 03:51 PM
I think for only one reason it is easier to be a man....they dont have to spit watermelons out there cookies!!!!!!!!! :lmao
yaser
02-23-2007, 03:52 PM
if your a man it's easier to be a man
if your a woman it's easier to be a man! lol
approved
creativecouple
02-23-2007, 03:54 PM
I think for only one reason it is easier to be a man....they dont have to spit watermelons out there cookies!!!!!!!!! :lmao
have to agree with you there
I think for only one reason it is easier to be a man....they dont have to spit watermelons out there cookies!!!!!!!!! :lmao
Guess youv'e never had a 16 oz steak then have u ...try passing that sucker the next day ....
Kissie
02-23-2007, 09:40 PM
Guess youv'e never had a 16 oz steak then have u ...try passing that sucker the next day ....
Are you telling me Hoss you have a cookie??????
Are you telling me Hoss you have a cookie??????
no....more like a hersheys bar ....:lmao :lmao
Outta
02-23-2007, 09:47 PM
Guess youv'e never had a 16 oz steak then have u ...try passing that sucker the next day ....
Thanks Hoss. I needed that image tonight.
creativecouple
02-26-2007, 08:32 AM
no....more like a hersheys bar ....:lmao :lmao
Yeah, I will not sllep well tonight after reading that:D
ukvickie
03-11-2007, 05:10 PM
I would like to trade places with my husband for a week. See what it is like to be a man.
dave42
03-11-2007, 10:04 PM
I think it depends. In most cases men have it made. They go to work, come home, sit in the recliner and watch tv. Before you all start bitching at me, I did say MOST not all. MOST women go get the kids up, get them ready for school, take them to school, go to work (some work even two jobs), come home clean house and cook dinner, get the kids ready for bed and their homework done. Not to mention PMS and Menapause.
But when it comes to dating... I think I would rather be a woman. Not sure why but just seems like men have more to worry about. Somethings women can hide and men can't.Which guy are you referring to? I want to be him. I cook dinner clean the house, do the laundry, feed the dog, fix the cars take care of the yard ,Plus help the kid with his school work. And I still have time for a full time job. Imagine that. I also agree dating is much easier for a woman. They get many more opportunities to find lovers.
MIGHTY
03-11-2007, 10:49 PM
Which guy are you referring to? I want to be him. I cook dinner clean the house, do the laundry, feed the dog, fix the cars take care of the yard ,Plus help the kid with his school work. And I still have time for a full time job. Imagine that. I also agree dating is much easier for a woman. They get many more opportunities to find lovers.
Geeze, you're the man! Care to move in for a while? Or at the very least come over and teach my hubby how to do all of those things....:whee:
Which guy are you referring to? I want to be him. I cook dinner clean the house, do the laundry, feed the dog, fix the cars take care of the yard ,Plus help the kid with his school work. And I still have time for a full time job. Imagine that. I also agree dating is much easier for a woman. They get many more opportunities to find lovers.
Um, yes, you need to make a road trip to my house. A man to take care of the yard and cars is the selling point for me. I will exchange that for some good back rubs and I'm willing to negotiate on other things as well.
OICurready4me
03-12-2007, 02:30 AM
Um, yes, you need to make a road trip to my house. A man to take care of the yard and cars is the selling point for me. I will exchange that for some good back rubs and I'm willing to negotiate on other things as well.
Damn, Suz,, thats easy. I do that now, besides cook half the time, vacuum, steam clean the carpets, pay all the bills....
dave42
03-15-2007, 01:20 AM
Um, yes, you need to make a road trip to my house. A man to take care of the yard and cars is the selling point for me. I will exchange that for some good back rubs and I'm willing to negotiate on other things as well.It's a deal! How can I resist that? :)
dave42
03-15-2007, 01:28 AM
Geeze, you're the man! Care to move in for a while? Or at the very least come over and teach my hubby how to do all of those things....:whee:Why yes I am honey, I see women all around me everyday and they are too busy or preoccupied to get to know the real me. If they only knew what they are missing out on! As far as moving in you wouldn't have to ask me twice. I might even look under your hood!:D
OICurready4me
03-15-2007, 04:01 AM
Geeze, you're the man! Care to move in for a while? Or at the very least come over and teach my hubby how to do all of those things....:whee:
There are definitely quite a few things I could teach your hubby when it comes to things.... but first and foremost, how to take a woman who, in her heart, desires so much and treat her like a lady while taking her into the bedroom and letting the tiger loose, bringing that passion out and letting yourself go.
MIGHTY
03-15-2007, 11:33 AM
Why yes I am honey, I see women all around me everyday and they are too busy or preoccupied to get to know the real me. If they only knew what they are missing out on! As far as moving in you wouldn't have to ask me twice. I might even look under your hood!:D
We all are busy and preoccupied...but that doesn't mean we don't want to get to know you. You have to make time to get to know a wonderful man. I am always willing to make that time. I can't imagine not getting to know some of the great people here and it hurts to think I might have missed out on such wonderful opportunities....
P.S. I could use a once over....;)
MIGHTY
03-15-2007, 11:35 AM
There are definitely quite a few things I could teach your hubby when it comes to things.... but first and foremost, how to take a woman who, in her heart, desires so much and treat her like a lady while taking her into the bedroom and letting the tiger loose, bringing that passion out and letting yourself go.
Now the message makes more sense....:sc
I would love nothing more hun....but I guess that's why they call it fantasy.....:(
OICurready4me
03-15-2007, 11:35 AM
We all are busy and preoccupied...but that doesn't mean we don't want to get to know you. You have to make time to get to know a wonderful man. I am always willing to make that time. I can't imagine not getting to know some of the great people here and it hurts to think I might have missed out on such wonderful opportunities....
P.S. I could use a once over....;)
A once over is not nearly enough.....Its looking more like a dozen over...
MIGHTY
03-15-2007, 11:43 AM
A once over is not nearly enough.....Its looking more like a dozen over...
Is that a threat or a promise?? Hell, either way, it's all good!:D
OICurready4me
03-15-2007, 11:44 AM
Is that a threat or a promise?? Hell, either way, it's all good!:D
I don't make threats.... but I do make promises....:kk
thickitalian
03-16-2007, 11:45 PM
these days. I still think men have it made but I wouldnt want to change atleast not for more than a night or two :gs
I think it's easier to be a man....
I'd rather go to work every day than go to work and still keep up the house, care for a baby or child, etc..many men help but many do not. Also I can wake, shower, shave, brush back my hair, and be out the door in 40 minutes...and giving birth is more challenging physically than any man may have experienced...my thoughts
dave42
03-17-2007, 12:24 AM
I think it's easier to be a man....
I'd rather go to work every day than go to work and still keep up the house, care for a baby or child, etc..many men help but many do not. Also I can wake, shower, shave, brush back my hair, and be out the door in 40 minutes...and giving birth is more challenging physically than any man may have experienced...my thoughtsStay home and take care of the house? Oh hell yeah. It's a piece of cake. Do a little bit of every thing each day make a schedule stay on top of it you got it made. I would have all kinds of time to surf the net go bowling, fishing, play poker, you name it. Take my Neighbor for instance. She doesen't cook, doesen't clean doesen't do absolutely dick. She is never home. And as much as Ifind it offensive I am actually a little jealous.:D
thickitalian
03-17-2007, 12:26 AM
Stay home and take care of the house? Oh hell yeah. It's a piece of cake. Do a little bit of every thing each day make a schedule stay on top of it you got it made. I would have all kinds of time to surf the net go bowling, fishing, play poker, you name it. Take my Neighbor for instance. She doesen't cook, doesen't clean doesen't do absolutely dick. She is never home. And as much as Ifind it offensive I am actually a little jealous.:D
I'm proud of you Dave...
griff1965
03-17-2007, 01:34 AM
man i would have to say....a vagina is pretty high maintenance, wouldn't you girls agree....menses...fungal/ bacterial infections...having to take responsibility for disease and pregnancy prevention....esp. for young teens......and no matter how clean you are...c'mon those once new underwear are going to have to be replaced sometime......you girls r just different and thank god that you are.....just seems unfair that biology has placed such a real and perceived burden on vaginal/female reproductive organ (OVARIES/ CERVIX/LABIA/UTERUS!!!/BLADDER/ETC....HEALTH)
Penny
03-17-2007, 04:30 PM
Just curious do u go down on your partner :D
man i would have to say....a vagina is pretty high maintenance, wouldn't you girls agree....menses...fungal/ bacterial infections...having to take responsibility for disease and pregnancy prevention....esp. for young teens......and no matter how clean you are...c'mon those once new underwear are going to have to be replaced sometime......you girls r just different and thank god that you are.....just seems unfair that biology has placed such a real and perceived burden on vaginal/female reproductive organ (OVARIES/ CERVIX/LABIA/UTERUS!!!/BLADDER/ETC....HEALTH)
Just curious do u go down on your partner :D
Yikes I guess not!!! :)
thickitalian
03-17-2007, 07:18 PM
Just curious do u go down on your partner :D
Very interesting thought in light of what was written..
OccassionalFun
03-31-2007, 11:28 AM
It is an order of magnitude easier to be a man than it is a woman.
Men don't have to worry about:
Being close to a sit down toilet, being quiet when passing gas, birthing children, swallowing their partner's salty semen and lying about how sweet they taste, sleeping in the wet spot, dealing with cramps and menstrual cycles, doing nails, agonizing over their boob sizes and getting fakes ones, spending $60 every time they need a haircut or new hair color, perspiring, having 50 pairs of shoes, constantly replacing wardrobe, water retention issues, regular hormonal imbalances (and hairy faces), licking a slutty women's crotch to get her husband excited while pretending she is horny for her, faking orgasms, forgetting to take out the old tampon & douching with the salad dressing vinegar to knock back an infection, or sitting in wet panties all day just because he wanted a quickie just before you left the house, biting your lip when your man drives lost endlessly around the block looking for the highway entrance, having to act not interested in all the hot young studs hitting up on you as your overweight husband leaves the bar to use the men's room, getting between your husband and the other guy to stop fights over who's bar stool it was, taking the blame for all the stupid stuff guys always do but blame on them, finding things in the house after he can't find where you put them away etc. etc.
I don't know how you women do it frankly.
OF
It is an order of magnitude easier to be a man than it is a woman.
Men don't have to worry about:
Being close to a sit down toilet, being quiet when passing gas, birthing children, swallowing their partner's salty semen and lying about how sweet they taste, sleeping in the wet spot, dealing with cramps and menstrual cycles, doing nails, agonizing over their boob sizes and getting fakes ones, spending $60 every time they need a haircut or new hair color, perspiring, having 50 pairs of shoes, constantly replacing wardrobe, water retention issues, regular hormonal imbalances (and hairy faces), licking a slutty women's crotch to get her husband excited while pretending she is horny for her, faking orgasms, forgetting to take out the old tampon & douching with the salad dressing vinegar to knock back an infection, or sitting in wet panties all day just because he wanted a quickie just before you left the house, biting your lip when your man drives lost endlessly around the block looking for the highway entrance, having to act not interested in all the hot young studs hitting up on you as your overweight husband leaves the bar to use the men's room, getting between your husband and the other guy to stop fights over who's bar stool it was, taking the blame for all the stupid stuff guys always do but blame on them, finding things in the house after he can't find where you put them away etc. etc.
I don't know how you women do it frankly.
OF
It's a dirty job....but we can handle it....after all....We Are Woman!
majorfun
03-31-2007, 11:49 AM
You do have a little sense...That is the best post that you have had since coming to this site...You may be all right..but we are still going to make fun of you because you are a pompious pontificator.....
It is an order of magnitude easier to be a man than it is a woman.
Men don't have to worry about:
Being close to a sit down toilet, being quiet when passing gas, birthing children, swallowing their partner's salty semen and lying about how sweet they taste, sleeping in the wet spot, dealing with cramps and menstrual cycles, doing nails, agonizing over their boob sizes and getting fakes ones, spending $60 every time they need a haircut or new hair color, perspiring, having 50 pairs of shoes, constantly replacing wardrobe, water retention issues, regular hormonal imbalances (and hairy faces), licking a slutty women's crotch to get her husband excited while pretending she is horny for her, faking orgasms, forgetting to take out the old tampon & douching with the salad dressing vinegar to knock back an infection, or sitting in wet panties all day just because he wanted a quickie just before you left the house, biting your lip when your man drives lost endlessly around the block looking for the highway entrance, having to act not interested in all the hot young studs hitting up on you as your overweight husband leaves the bar to use the men's room, getting between your husband and the other guy to stop fights over who's bar stool it was, taking the blame for all the stupid stuff guys always do but blame on them, finding things in the house after he can't find where you put them away etc. etc.
I don't know how you women do it frankly.
OF
OccassionalFun
03-31-2007, 12:50 PM
You do have a little sense...That is the best post that you have had since coming to this site...You may be all right..but we are still going to make fun of you because you are a pompious pontificator.....
So in speaking for "we" are you admitting that you are really all these other people registered here or is there a secret society level one gets access too after reaching the Nirvana of 1000 or so posts to vote on who to alienate each day?
It's really no problem though, its all part of my idiom for right now to get noticed and sort out the pecking orders for those not previously accustomed to being in anything but last place. I view it as social charity & may get a tax write off or early release from community service obligations for "time spent". :D
OF
majorfun
03-31-2007, 03:54 PM
I have truly appreciated the interaction with you...because you have made me accelerate my writing skills...Typically I interact at a minimal cognitive level but you have made me reach into a plethra of intellectual insults that I have not had to use in quite some time... I appreciate the banter...I call a truce
So in speaking for "we" are you admitting that you are really all these other people registered here or is there a secret society level one gets access too after reaching the Nirvana of 1000 or so posts to vote on who to alienate each day?
It's really no problem though, its all part of my idiom for right now to get noticed and sort out the pecking orders for those not previously accustomed to being in anything but last place. I view it as social charity & may get a tax write off or early release from community service obligations for "time spent". :D
OF
spare_change
03-31-2007, 04:13 PM
So in speaking for "we" are you admitting that you are really all these other people registered here or is there a secret society level one gets access too after reaching the Nirvana of 1000 or so posts to vote on who to alienate each day?
It's really no problem though, its all part of my idiom for right now to get noticed and sort out the pecking orders for those not previously accustomed to being in anything but last place. I view it as social charity & may get a tax write off or early release from community service obligations for "time spent". :D
OF
Damn, Major --- did you tell him about the Secret Order of Flirtamaniacs? Keep it up and we're going to change the secret handshake and not tell you!
spare_change
03-31-2007, 04:14 PM
It's a dirty job....but we can handle it....after all....We Are Woman!
Hell, that's nothing --- men have to figure out the remote!!
thickitalian
03-31-2007, 06:43 PM
I have truly appreciated the interaction with you...because you have made me accelerate my writing skills...Typically I interact at a minimal cognitive level but you have made me reach into a plethra of intellectual insults that I have not had to use in quite some time... I appreciate the banter...I call a truce
Major...please don't encourage him.....
Fuzzysack
04-01-2007, 02:50 AM
During pregnancy im guna say man :)
nugnugwinkwink
09-18-2008, 12:33 PM
depends on the individual situation
kjguy43
09-18-2008, 12:36 PM
Wow that is a loaded question at times I think its easier to be a man and then at times I think its easier to be a woman, all depends on the situation and time of the month!
manda1
11-12-2008, 03:50 PM
it's easier to be a man.....hands down!!
coug511
11-13-2008, 02:47 PM
Easy choice, man, no hormones
yaser
11-13-2008, 02:49 PM
Depends upon where you look at the situation.Both are difficult...
jmsmith12345
11-13-2008, 02:51 PM
We get to pee standing up...enough said!
SydneyCarton
02-02-2009, 08:22 AM
Seeing what women have to put up with, no matter how difficult it can be to be a man, women have it much harder (and if they play their cards right...).
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