Do You Wish Your Penis Was Bigger?

[Penny]

I was looking for things to sell on the site and I found a place that clams they can make your penis bigger.:sc Do you guys wish yours was bigger than it was? Ladies do you wish your partners was bigger? At any rate here is a link to make your dick grow (http://www.lexitor.com/index.php?ainfo=NjE3M3wyNXwxNzg=)if you wish it so :D

[SirFox]

It comes with a guarantee! WOW....

[Sandy]

mark's is just fine, thank you :D

[hoss]

sing with me....( use the my baloney song )





my penis has a first name

its M.r. E.D.D

my penis is my favorite thing

to pull and push and ring

to have a penis just like me

you have to take viagra number 23

then stand back as i whip it outtttttttt

then i want to hear u all scream and shout....

sorry what was the question ??

[rainbowhigh]

Hubby's is quite nice. It pleases me very much. :)

[cherokeered]

Momma told me she wished Hoss had one..lol



Ooohh...was I not supposed to let that out...sorry...hehehe...

[hoss]

Momma told me she wished Hoss had one..lol



Ooohh...was I not supposed to let that out...sorry...hehehe...

when momma first met me and we made love in the backseat of my 1990 aerostar van for the first time....all she could say was....wow....wow....thats a keeper...

[cherokeered]

when momma first met me and we made love in the backseat of my 1990 aerostar van for the first time....all she could say was....wow....wow....thats a keeper...


no...you didnt hear her right...she said....

ow...ow..ow....that's a pecker?


lol....

[Cotties]

LOl entertaining Cher and hoss

I'm sorry but all men wish it was bigger..the biggest in the world....and no matter how big it is we will still see that look in womens eyes when they see a man with one down to his knees:D

[hoss]

LOl entertaining Cher and hoss

I'm sorry but all men wish it was bigger..the biggest in the world....and no matter how big it is we will still see that look in womens eyes when they see a man with one down to his knees:D


I'm glad we made u laugh...but i disagree...i'm happy with my package...i don't need a big one to satisfy anyone...and ive never heard any complaints...I am happy with who i am ...

so we will agree to disagree...


oh and p.s...that look ..its fear.....

[Cotties]

you sound like the complete package:D I'm glad we made u laugh...but i disagree...i'm happy with my package...i don't need a big one to satisfy anyone...and ive never heard any complaints...I am happy with who i am ...

so we will agree to disagree...


oh and p.s...that look ..its fear.....

[Norfolkdave]

Hell I dont give a dam who knows ...I need help and building blocks LOL

[goat]

size is not the problem,its keeping "UP" long enough to satisfy your partner !!

[SirFox]

size is not the problem,its keeping "UP" long enough to satisfy your partner !!

BINGO....GOAT.... Excellent answer...
I think you could become an excellent sexologist.
I am serious.

[Itshardon-theroad]

If it was just a little bit longer and maybe a tad bit thicker...I could quit my day job and go into porn!!! Now isn't that what all of us guys really want? You don't have to be good looking (look at Ron Jeremy for grief's sake). You just need to have the "package."

[cherokeered]

you sound like the complete package:D

He is...tied up in a straight jacket...lol:D

[yaser]

size is not the problem,its keeping "UP" long enough to satisfy your partner !!But if it were ticker,you would not work so much it does its fuction perfectly..I have not collected any complaints from the customers...

[SirFox]

If it was just a little bit longer and maybe a tad bit thicker...I could quit my day job and go into porn!!! Now isn't that what all of us guys really want? You don't have to be good looking (look at Ron Jeremy for grief's sake). You just need to have the "package."

You know it's positioning that counts,ITSHARDON..


of your future flicks of course..

[jman]

Yes I think most men do no matter what size you are. The poll seems to agree with me.

[Norfolkdave]

Actually Im very happy as it is, I know what I can do with it, Im not embarrassed by it, and so far no complaints LOl

[Itshardon-theroad]

You know it's positioning that counts,ITSHARDON..


of your future flicks of course..

Positioning is key, I must admit!

[SirFox]

Positioning is key, I must admit!

The key is positionning?




Stateside does a "key" refer to a "three piece set" reference made to the male anatomy?

[Nyc_45]

I have enough to get the job done besides what the penis may lack.... my tongue makes up for :lf

[Upstanding]

size is not the problem,its keeping "UP" long enough to satisfy your partner !!

::satisfied sigh::

And when I got past 50 and I started finding that my batteries needed to recharge for a couple or three hours, I was soooooo, despondent. Then I found that I could go for hours. :55

So, she gets 3 orgasams to my one. It's a win win situation.

:D

Just call me the Energizer Bunny

[Nyc_45]

Hell I dont give a dam who knows ...I need help and building blocks LOL
Well THAT explains your obsession with ships and BIG masts...ODIN...:lmao :lmao

[Dmy]

my wife says it fits just right...and I like it the way it is :55 ]

[dr2977]

It's not size that counts, you got to know what to do with it. Well for the most part anyways. :D

[Norfolkdave]

It's not size that counts, you got to know what to do with it. Well for the most part anyways. :D

heh heh heh lets try LOL:lmao

[Sunfiresix]

I use to wish I was endowed better, but thru the years never had a complaint. Besides--you gotta have more than a big penis to enjoy a woman and please her to the max(well--I hope anyway)

[CJSinIL]

Doesn't every guy want a bigger one. I'm happy with what I got, but an extra inch would be cool.

[SirFox]

Doesn't every guy want a bigger one. I'm happy with what I got, but an extra inch would be cool.

I feel exactly the same as you do CJ....
I would just like to add that knowing how to use it...well does help one's mate and one's confidence as well..


Used to have a friend whose prick went down to his knees: he complained that he could never get all of it inside his girlfriends and or hard enough. You gotta admit it was BIG...had to tie a knot to the handkerchief to his leg.

[8 TRACK]

I think mine was bigger, when I was thinner...:lmao

[Fishercat]

Witdh or length or both. I think I need more witdh.

[Penny]

Dont worry about it size dont matter :D

[SirFox]

Witdh or length or both. I think I need more witdh.

I really do not want to ask you this question....but do you know how to use what you have got at the moment? What would happen if you were THICKER, wide and length side? A re-learning experience? :D

[Norfolkdave]

Hell it is I keep getting it caught in the zip, its always being nosey LOL

[SirFox]

Hell it is I keep getting it caught in the zip, its always being nosey LOL

You're sure it does not have a mind of its own and wants to get out and prove its reason for existence? :sc

[Wet Beaver]

why would i want her to have a dick??:whee:

[Penny]

Hello WB :kk



why would i want her to have a dick??:whee:

[Wet Beaver]

Hello WB :kk


Hi Penny.....:knuddel:

[Horndog]

I don’t wish mine were bigger. Just used more. :(

[Norfolkdave]

Hello WB how are you!

[guyohio30]

i would say every guy wouldn't mind being a little bigger
i dont have the longest dong but it is perfect to bring the hurting :) in a good way ofcourse.:sex

[Nyc_45]

why would i want her to have a dick??:whee:

Ok Ok for you WB we will rephrase the polling question:

Do you wish your lover had a bigger:di toy to use on you ;)

[S.E]

I only seem 2 wish it was bigger only after watching some porn,seems I've never really heard anyone say "gee I wish it was Bigger"..lol..It's about pleasure and most most sexiest part of my body is my brain and I could get locked up for what it thinks sometimes..lol..:wa:

[PlayfulMale69]

I like the size I am. Big enough to get in trouble and small enough to not get in the way for normal life. I would like my tongue to be a little longer and I would love to be wanted and desired and attacked by my lover more often.

[Good to Find (M)]

All is fine here

[tiger50]

stuff tha penis, i just wanna bigger cock... well not too much bigger... another 10 inches shud do it...

[Norfolkdave]

stuff tha penis, i just wanna bigger cock... well not too much bigger... another 10 inches shud do it...

Hell man thought you were like me, love to carry a thimble in your pocket:D

[MCat]

I'm happy with mine

[Rmb]

I did have a lover who confessed to me her thoughts about my cock..."If it was 1/2inch bigger it would be too much and 1/2 inch smaller I would feel shortchanged." :) As you can see the comment has stayed with me forever...wide grin.

[Rmb]

When you masturbate do you think of past lovers, current lovers, family members, people you would never have sex with in real life, body parts, or what? And have you noticed scarcely any topic is off bounds with a lover, whereas with a spouse you tend to be considerably more self censored? Or is it just me?

[steamy]

Guess I am lucky. No problems with the package. At least I have never had a complaint......................

[Norfolkdave]

Well THAT explains your obsession with ships and BIG masts...ODIN...:lmao :lmao

LOl Oh No my secrets out, dam looks like Im going to have to be honest now LOL:lmao

[Cotties]

my wife knows a lot more about me than any lover ever has. all my dirty secrets and hers are shared....When you masturbate do you think of past lovers, current lovers, family members, people you would never have sex with in real life, body parts, or what? And have you noticed scarcely any topic is off bounds with a lover, whereas with a spouse you tend to be considerably more self censored? Or is it just me?the family members comment is a bit strange isn't it:sc

[spare_change]

WARNING!! WARNING!!


HI JACK IN PROGRESS!!



WARNING!! WARNING!!

[Cotties]

that sounds like a name to a new t.v series:sc WARNING!! WARNING!!


HI JACK IN PROGRESS!!



WARNING!! WARNING!!

[spare_change]

that sounds like a name to a new t.v series:sc


LOL -- you like it? I'm thinking about using it to try to keep the threads on track -- just a friendly reminder!

[Norfolkdave]

Have a pint of guiness it will grow

[Mickey1]

I just want the damn thing to work when called upon.

[Bundle_Baby]

I just want the damn thing to work when called upon.

Mickey, I can cure that problem ;)

xxx BB

[G. Lee]

I was looking for things to sell on the site and I found a place that clams they can make your penis bigger.:sc Do you guys wish yours was bigger than it was? Ladies do you wish your partners was bigger? At any rate here is a link to make your dick grow (http://www.lexitor.com/index.php?ainfo=NjE3M3wyNXwxNzg=)if you wish it so :D
If my dick were bigger, my arms would have to be longer,too, otherwise I would need help masturbating:lmao

If my dick were any bigger, it would need its own zip code:lmao

If my dick were any bigger, I'd need to sit in the back seat to drive:lmao

Someone else's turn to exaggerate....

[Dmy]

Im fine with it and the Mrs. says we fit just right...so no complaints here. Plus it seems enough touble keeping it all packed in there now....hate to try to pack anymore. ;)

[spare_change]

If my dick were bigger, my arms would have to be longer,too, otherwise I would need help masturbating:lmao

If my dick were any bigger, it would need its own zip code:lmao

If my dick were any bigger, I'd need to sit in the back seat to drive:lmao

Someone else's turn to exaggerate....

If my dick were any bigger, I'd have to buy pants with three legs.

If my dick were any bigger, they'd have to lower toilets.

If my dick were any bigger, I'd have to put turn signals on it.

If my dick were any bigger, I'd have to have "Oversize Load" tattooed on my ass.

If my dick were any bigger, it'd be a national monument.

Someone else's turn .......

[Kissie]

If I wanted my penis to be bigger I would go to the store and get one bigger!!!!

[Rmb]

If my dick were any bigger, I'd have to buy pants with three legs.

If my dick were any bigger, they'd have to lower toilets.

If my dick were any bigger, I'd have to put turn signals on it.

If my dick were any bigger, I'd have to have "Oversize Load" tattooed on my ass.

If my dick were any bigger, it'd be a national monument.

Someone else's turn .......

If it was any bigger,
I would train it to pick up buns,
And make a fortune.

[Rmb]

If I wanted my penis to be bigger I would go to the store and get one bigger!!!!

Harry! Price Check!!
How much are the 10inch Veinous Pink??

[Kissie]

Harry! Price Check!!
How much are the 10inch Veinous Pink??



LOL do you think that is going to make me blush?????????

[spare_change]

If it was any bigger,
I would train it to pick up buns,
And make a fortune.

If my dick were any bigger, I 'd worry about it shoving peanuts up my ass.

[Kissie]

If my dick were any bigger, I 'd worry about it shoving peanuts up my ass.




Spare why you shoving peanuts up your ass??????

[mrscvdr]

it could be thicker on occasion but overall it is great. Just a great size for everyday use!!!!

[G. Lee]

If my dick were any bigger, I'd have to buy pants with three legs.

If my dick were any bigger, they'd have to lower toilets.

If my dick were any bigger, I'd have to put turn signals on it.

If my dick were any bigger, I'd have to have "Oversize Load" tattooed on my ass.

If my dick were any bigger, it'd be a national monument.

Someone else's turn .......
:lmao That's what I'm talking about!:lmao

[yaser]

it could be thicker on occasion but overall it is great. Just a great size for everyday use!!!!
Cvdr please give me exact measure about the size and thickness.

[Mickey1]

Mickey, I can cure that problem ;)

xxx BB

Hmm, I like the sound of that Bundle_Baby. I like that a lot.;) :kk

[flamengo130]

Bunny!!! That's great. Alot of us would sooner have the "aftermath", which seems to go forever. I personnally like the "wait 15 minutes" and call me in the morning!

[hmn223]

never had any complaints...thank god! lol two fistfulls seems to work

[ITAL-MTL]

what cock do u love to ride a longer or wider cock

[ITAL-MTL]

so horney and hard right now. women where r u!!!!

[Annie]

so horney and hard right now. women where r u!!!!
hmmm you think that's what it takes to get us to flock to you? Charming...

[MIGHTY]

what cock do u love to ride a longer or wider cock

Doesn't matter as much the length or width..matters more the ability of the man controlling the joystick.

[surfnchat]

hmmm you think that's what it takes to get us to flock to you? Charming...

I feel like doing a load of laundry and washing the dishes... How's that? :D

[Lena]

I feel like doing a load of laundry and washing the dishes... How's that? :D
I have some you can do for me too!!:whee:
How about it??

[surfnchat]

I have some you can do for me too!!:whee:
How about it??

Only if I'm allowed to only wear a kitchen apron and nothing else. ;)

[Lena]

Only if I'm allowed to only wear a kitchen apron and nothing else. ;)
Be my guest!:)

[Seeker]

Hey, I have a bunch too! you can have that as well!!!:wa:

[Annie]

I feel like doing a load of laundry and washing the dishes... How's that? :D
Oh sweetheart... would you please...<takes off all her clothes>... wash these too?

[Lena]

Hey, I have a bunch too! you can have that as well!!!:wa:
You have a bunch of what, may I ask??:whee:

[hmn223]

am fortunately blessed with length..although women seem to rank width as more important..interesting question though

[spare_change]

am fortunately blessed with length..although women seem to rank width as more important..interesting question though


When I let the snake loose, women have been known to flee !

[Jy]

I'm not afraid of what you've got, baby. Bring it on, cowboy!When I let the snake loose, women have been known to flee !

[tiger50]

When I let the snake loose, women have been known to flee !

laughing their heads off????:D

[spare_change]

laughing their heads off????:D

Well, now that you mention it ......

[joshcamp69]

NO. Keeps some ladies from allowing me to do anal.

[altoids69]

NO. Keeps some ladies from allowing me to do anal.

And I would have to concur with that statement, josh!!! If it's too big, it's going nowhere near my ass!!!

[Norfolkdave]

LOl medim size with a couple prize gems then suit LOl

[altoids69]

LOl medim size with a couple prize gems then suit LOl

That'll do it!!

[Norfolkdave]

Well THAT explains your obsession with ships and BIG masts...ODIN...:lmao :lmao

Yep missed outwhen I was a kid I was developing LOl:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

That'll do it!!

Oh well my growing up paid off LOl:D

[clueless32m]

No...my wife complains as it is.

[Norfolkdave]

Lets say I have no complaints

[Rmb]

Oh well my growing up paid off LOl:D

That's not what yer wife said!!! :):D

[UltimateNaneki]

If his penis was bigger, i wouldn't have to fake scream so much!

[Rmb]

Nooooooooo a little more would be a little too much :) :)

[MightymeatyMatey]

Actually I wish it were a bit smaller, hangs mighty, and when !!!!!!! very meaty indeed, painful too.

[Spooky13]

If we wish things like that can happen?

[MightymeatyMatey]

If we wish things like that can happen?

" Pardon! somehow Sir I dont think so, what God gave me he gave it to me for a reason, Im merely wishing somedays it was a bit smaller, but it will never happen.

[Rmb]

" Pardon! somehow Sir I dont think so, what God gave me he gave it to me for a reason, Im merely wishing somedays it was a bit smaller, but it will never happen.
er is it bigger than er a salami? :lmao

[MightymeatyMatey]

er is it bigger than er a salami? :lmao

er same size as a meaty salami, its a bugger when one is in swim trunks it looks like a mighty salami when curled.:D

[Rmb]

er same size as a meaty salami, its a bugger when one is in swim trunks it looks like a mighty salami when curled.:D

That's not big...it's frightening ! :lmao
Bet you can empty a swimming pool in a hurry! :lmao

Or fill it! :lmao

Watch out for the PMs ! :lmao

[MightymeatyMatey]

That's not big...it's frightening ! :lmao
Bet you can empty a swimming pool in a hurry! :lmao

Or fill it! :lmao

Watch out for the PMs ! :lmao

My suit is a loose fitting item. Sometimes being well endowed is ok but other times it can be very embarrassing, and when I go in the sea for a quick dip I usually go before holidaymakers are about.

[steve_edwards]

Of course I do. I am a guy after all

[gvikfan]

I wish it was bigger,I think that size does matter when it comes to sex,and I,d love to give her all the pleasure I can

[SirFox]

A lady friend Stateside sent me this morning. Enjoy the reading as I did..

Small

[B]Pros Cons

You can get fucked as hard as you like It doesn't always fill you up

It always rubs the g-spo It doesn't push against your cervix

The length of it can lie against your Sometimes you can't feel it inside your labia with the tip tickling againsts you.
your clit

You can rub it through jeans without It doesn't always show through
it being noticeable jeans when hard

You can get it all in your mouth Sometimes it's nice to deep-throat
without choking

Easier to give a hand job - if it only Using only fingers to stroke it can
fits into one fist be frustrating

Holding it when standing can make Penentrative sex whilst standing
you feel powerful up is often difficult

It feels wonderful inside your arse It can be difficult finding a good
angle of entry

Large

It fills you up and you feel like you are Being filled up can hurt and prevent
getting "fucked" you getting fucked hard

It pushes against your cervix and A constant pushing against your
stimulates your womb cervix can be painful and annoying.

It tugs on your labia during penetration It can rub your labia too intensely
and thus indirectly stimulates your clit making you sore.

It looks beautiful when hard underneath Hiding an erection under clothing
heans is difficult

It gives you deep orgasms It misses your g-spot

You can feel like a girl when you hold it, It can be more laborious to give
or put it in your mouth a hand job and you can't get it all in
your mouth

It can reach any position, any angle, Not all positions can be comfortable
any depth

It makes you feel intimidated and excited Forget about anal: no chance that
is gonna fit in there, mate


Excerpt from "A Girl with a one track mind," by Abby Lee, Ebury Press, London, 2006.

[Outta]

A lady friend Stateside sent me this morning. Enjoy the reading as I did..

Small

[B]Pros Cons

You can get fucked as hard as you like It doesn't always fill you up

It always rubs the g-spo It doesn't push against your cervix

The length of it can lie against your Sometimes you can't feel it inside your labia with the tip tickling againsts you.
your clit

You can rub it through jeans without It doesn't always show through
it being noticeable jeans when hard

You can get it all in your mouth Sometimes it's nice to deep-throat
without choking

Easier to give a hand job - if it only Using only fingers to stroke it can
fits into one fist be frustrating

Holding it when standing can make Penentrative sex whilst standing
you feel powerful up is often difficult

It feels wonderful inside your arse It can be difficult finding a good
angle of entry

Large

It fills you up and you feel like you are Being filled up can hurt and prevent
getting "fucked" you getting fucked hard

It pushes against your cervix and A constant pushing against your
stimulates your womb cervix can be painful and annoying.

It tugs on your labia during penetration It can rub your labia too intensely
and thus indirectly stimulates your clit making you sore.

It looks beautiful when hard underneath Hiding an erection under clothing
heans is difficult

It gives you deep orgasms It misses your g-spot

You can feel like a girl when you hold it, It can be more laborious to give
or put it in your mouth a hand job and you can't get it all in
your mouth

It can reach any position, any angle, Not all positions can be comfortable
any depth

It makes you feel intimidated and excited Forget about anal: no chance that
is gonna fit in there, mate


Excerpt from "A Girl with a one track mind," by Abby Lee, Ebury Press, London, 2006.
ahh, i feel so much better about myself now. thank you.

[UltimateNaneki]

Maybe if he actually got excited, it would help! :lmao

[Dmy]

Maybe if he actually got excited, it would help! :lmao

Ouch ;) .....but thats funny! :lmao

[northernvam]

Not necessarily ... if I had a wish .. I'd like one that I could vary in size and shape, so that depending upon the position, I could maximize the pleasure for both myself and my partner.

[Wet Beaver]

nope.....don't have one....don't want one......




....but it might be fun to see one wiggle in front of a mirror......

[Outta]

nope.....don't have one....don't want one......




....but it might be fun to see one wiggle in front of a mirror......
Not even a strapon?

[northernvam]

Wet Beaver -- don't you even like to borrow one sometimes, just to use and then put away ...

Hmmm ... now there ya go .. here's an entrepeneural idea ... disposable penises .. use it, and throw it away. when you want to have sex, just whip out a fresh penis. Think about it .. no fuss, and no muss, and you'd always know where that particular penis has been .....

Sounds like a fortune could be made on this ...

[Wet Beaver]

Wet Beaver -- don't you even like to borrow one sometimes, just to use and then put away ...

Hmmm ... now there ya go .. here's an entrepeneural idea ... disposable penises .. use it, and throw it away. when you want to have sex, just whip out a fresh penis. Think about it .. no fuss, and no muss, and you'd always know where that particular penis has been .....

Sounds like a fortune could be made on this ...


i would have to pass that by my girlfriend.....but while we are on the subject....watching one pass by and it jounce up and down...sure made me giggle a lot.....

[northernvam]

OK Beaver ... so are you saying that you don't have a penis, but you have a girlfriend. Should I use some decductive reasoning here ... or am I missing something in the equation?

[spare_change]

OK Beaver ... so are you saying that you don't have a penis, but you have a girlfriend. Should I use some decductive reasoning here ... or am I missing something in the equation?

Pretty sure you shouldn't do any Se-ductive reasoning here!

[kiwimongo]

my partner large size l am very lucky woman

[yaser]

my partner large size l am very lucky woman
Hun how do you feel with king size in?What is the use of it for a lady?

[UltimateNaneki]

Darling, no complaints here!:knuddel:



Hun how do you feel with king size in?What is the use of it for a lady?

[majorfun]

It is not the length it is not the size it is how many times you can make it rise

[kiwimongo]

my boyfriend 4.19'' l wanna back to him and he has very handsome

[northernvam]

It's not size nor quantity that is really important .. but the skill of the person. After all, Penises are very versatile .. you can do so many things with them. Kind of like Crazy Glue ... you can stick them in all sorts of interesting places.

[dave42]

sing with me....( use the my baloney song )





my penis has a first name

its M.r. E.D.D

my penis is my favorite thing

to pull and push and ring

to have a penis just like me

you have to take viagra number 23

then stand back as i whip it outtttttttt

then i want to hear u all scream and shout....

sorry what was the question ??That is hilarious Hoss!

[hoss]

That is hilarious Hoss!

wow...i wrote that ...must have been stoned ...thanks mate :wa:

[spare_change]

NO! If my penis was any bigger, I'd have to buy a freakin' wagon !!

[massage mike]

NO! If my penis was any bigger, I'd have to buy a freakin' wagon !!that's called elephantitis

[Insider]

.

[spare_change]

I did read of a convincing way to make mine a foot long.

Me, too -- but i'll be damned if they are cutting six inches off !

[Insider]

.

[massage mike]

I did read of a convincing way to make mine a foot long.
become a gorilla:lmao :lmao :lmao

[tiger50]

Me, too -- but i'll be damned if they are cutting six inches off !

cut six inches??? lol mate u wud end up with a 5 inch vagina.... :lmao :lmao :lmao

[joekearney43]

just an average 6 here

[joekearney43]

would love to be a perfect 10, lol

[SirFox]

would love to be a perfect 10, lol

If you get a penis enlarger and work that for a couple weeks, it could work...I am serious.

[Parkergrey]

Mine's big enough, just not used often enough lately...

[yaser]

If you get a penis enlarger and work that for a couple weeks, it could work...I am serious.
Was the method successful for you?If yes,I may try it too.

[yaser]

cut six inches??? lol mate u wud end up with a 5 inch vagina.... :lmao :lmao :lmao
I think that is wrong calculations..Ten inches ..If you cut off 5 inches there will be left 5 inches more..

[Parkergrey]

Lets not talk about cutting and penises in the same paragraph please - it makes me squirm....

[yaser]

Lets not talk about cutting and penises in the same paragraph please - it makes me squirm....
Parker,I have been circumsized when I was 8 years old..Now I have phobia to be cutt off.I believe you are right.and I also believe that they cut off some becasue it is very short now..I wish I had not ben cut off the.It woould be longer..

[SirFox]

Was the method successful for you?If yes,I may try it too.

It was succesful, YASER. I was circumsized also when a baby. I would not want it any other way.... I get longer erections and bit rounder as well. :)

[yaser]

It was succesful, YASER. I was circumsized also when a baby. I would not want it any other way.... I get longer erections and bit rounder as well. :)
Fox,have you tried on any lady here and has she liked it?

[SirFox]

Fox,have you tried on any lady here and has she liked it?

No comment on that YASER. You know that would be unwise.

[yaser]

No comment on that YASER. You know that would be unwise.
Time will say the last word be patient.

[oc_guy_32]

I think most guys wish it was a little bigger.

[Cotties]

I think if I had ten inches I would be content...but who knowsI think most guys wish it was a little bigger.

[Postman]

I don't think I want it any bigger. I don't want to hurt anyone.

[Cotties]

and thats why God gave us lube for womenI don't think I want it any bigger. I don't want to hurt anyone.

[Postman]

Laughing Good one Cootie.and thats why God gave us lube for women

[Cotties]

you teasing me fella:D


hey I think I found you a late night slogan ...make a coooool avatar

"take it like a man"

http://www.prostateman.com/
Laughing Good one Cootie....hey you better have a good sense of humour or I might get in shit for teasing people

[duanehofner]

I am long enough (length and time wise) and always look to hit her right spot. Sure I've wondered what having one long enough to "tickle her tonsils" would be like but that wasn't the one I was given.

[jmuma62]

I am happy with the size of mine... no need to be walking around and using it as a tie... can you imagine... get a hard-on and you hang yourself...

[duanehofner]

Found this for informational purposes:


Again, What's the Average Penis Size?
Once Dr. Gomez de Diego had compiled results from 15 countries around the world he concluded that the global average penis size confirmed his original conclusion: 14cm (5.5in).

[p.a]

No, just handled more by someone other than myself.

[Cotties]

Not as much as I wish pussys were smaller

[unctarheel_32]

not really cause what i have satifiys my gf so if shes happy well i dont need it hanging down to my knees.

[oldandnaked]

At my age, I only care that it works.

[Cotties]

well said:55 At my age, I only care that it works.

[ksue7274]

Not as much as I wish pussys were smaller

You seriously have been with the wrong women.:D

[cyclops]

I wish I had a 12 Incher instead of this unwieldy thing I have here :D

[MCat]

Not as much as I wish pussys were smaller

You'll never be happy will ya Cotties....lol

[p.J]

I don't have a penis...if I did, no doubt like 97% of the male population I would want it bigger! :D

[AL(m)]

Nope seems to be the right size.....and its how you use it that makes the biggest difference......eheheheheh and I do like to use it too..... :whee: :lmao and if its not long enuf.....one can also use one's tongue....... :na

[northernvam]

Actually, if I had to change a characteristic of my penis, I think I would say that I wish it operated the same as it did 20 years ago. It seemed to be more sensitive back then.

[Sk]

I am quite happy with it and she is too. I suppose if I could design it myself it would be just a bit bigger but certainly not something I could use to golf with.

[northernvam]

I am quite happy with it and she is too. I suppose if I could design it myself it would be just a bit bigger but certainly not something I could use to golf with.

Oh .. if I were to design my own penis, I'd make it much more practical. I'd make it detachable, retractable, and even more multipurpose than it is now.

In fact, I'd probably make it a "swiss army" penis ... with all sorts of attachments. Not only that, but I'd make it chocolate flavored, you know how women love chocolate ..

[MCat]

I've always wanted to carry a penis in my pocket.....especially after morning sex....
It would be great if I could just keep it in and take it with me....
ahhhh I love the feel of it inside me....

[PunkyBob]

I've always wanted to carry a penis in my pocket.....especially after morning sex....
It would be great if I could just keep it in and take it with me....
ahhhh I love the feel of it inside me....

Here's mine...I ain't using it...

[p.J]

Oh .. if I were to design my own penis, I'd make it much more practical. I'd make it detachable, retractable, and even more multipurpose than it is now.

In fact, I'd probably make it a "swiss army" penis ... with all sorts of attachments. Not only that, but I'd make it chocolate flavored, you know how women love chocolate ..

:D Bloody excellent!

[Papa Chubby]

I admit, I am small. I wish I had an inch more, and a bit thicker.

The wife says I'm great the way I am, But I would like to have more.

[p.a]

No. just more meat being neglected.

[dizzy999]

its not the size of the ship that counts, its the motion in the ocean.... LoL ok that was cheesy

[Papa Chubby]

It was cheesy! LOL

[toowildtotame]

Sure-- give me a bigger one at my age-- and now what to do with it??
Hiding a the bulge in your pants is a PAIN now-- if it was bigger you would need to wear baggy pants-- and stop wearing tight wranglers.

[Domus]

working on it...planning to use in old age as a walking stick ...:)

[a_hungm_houston]

I am good on size no complaints from my previous lovers

[bored1111]

Nope, I just wish all the women were smaller, then I'd look huge!. (I meant smaller in height and weight, get your mind out of the gutter).

[Augustus]

No i pretty happy with what i have, 7 inches is not bad....(i guessing....)

But then again swinging a size 8 would be pretty cool also......


Augustus

[Sunfiresix]

No bigger--it's gotten me in enough trouble as it is......

[woodsman8]

Size doesn't matter to me, I do not get to use what I have, I am starting to get a back up in the plumbing.

[Kevin7284]

i am happy with my wood

[Sylar]

Nah, I'm good...mine may be short, but at least it's skinny! :D

[Jelly]

Nah, I'm good...mine may be short, but at least it's skinny! :D


:lmao :lmao :lmao

[OICurready4me]

Bigger than what?...a soda can in girth?...a foot long hot dog in length?...as big as a hamsters?...


I guess it all depends on what you are comparing it against. Since I haven't had any complaints, I guess I'd have to say NO...

[cherokeered]

no...mine is big enough thanks

[FLfire4u(m)]

well she says its perfect the way it is but i wouldnt mind a little bit more

[Huzyerdaddi]

I don't know....I'll have to ask her what she thinks.

[Lacey]

I don't know....I'll have to ask her what she thinks.



He put's 9incher to shame!!:)

[Huzyerdaddi]

Yeah...and ummm...how would you know?



He put's 9incher to shame!!:)

[SirFox]

I used to get kidded in high school in the States for having the tool that I have. They simply would not let go...until the football jock in my gym class found out that his girlfriend had cheated with me, that she found I was a bit better in bed then him. Seems he had a long and a thick one but had trouble getting it hard...:sc

[Lacey]

Yeah...and ummm...how would you know?



Didn't you tell me that from the thumb to the forefinger was 10 inches?




FYI......... I'm very impressed!:)

[Huzyerdaddi]

Impressed that I know the distance from the forefigner and the thumb? Well, nice. For the record, I think you're a beautiful woman and I'm glad I've met you.....



Didn't you tell me that from the thumb to the forefinger was 10 inches?




FYI......... I'm very impressed!:)

[Han Solo]

Nope.......just wish she was closer to it....that would solve that problem.... :sg

[Lacey]

Impressed that I know the distance from the forefigner and the thumb? Well, nice. For the record, I think you're a beautiful woman and I'm glad I've met you.....




I'm just impressed........:kk

[SirFox]

Didn't you tell me that from the thumb to the forefinger was 10 inches?




FYI......... I'm very impressed!:)

Now I know why you have always been looking at the fingers of my hands...:D

[1hotrod]

No...I'm having a hard time keeping it under the desk as it is because of this site.:lmao

[Huzyerdaddi]

Yeah, me too.....we can't figure out how THAT could be anymore than 3 inches.



Now I know why you have always been looking at the fingers of my hands...:D

[Lacey]

Yeah, me too.....we can't figure out how THAT could be anymore than 3 inches.





:lmao

[SirFox]

No...I'm having a hard time keeping it under the desk as it is because of this site.:lmao Thank you ladies!!!!:kk

I know the feeling...that desk keeps rising and falling with pulsating beats of your meat, right?:D

[Misty]

NOOOOO
i dont even want a penis of my own :D why a bigger one?

[Shafe]

Nah, I'm happy with the size.

[Misty]

Nah, I'm happy with the size.

is it okay to ask "can i see what you are so happy about?" :D :whee:

[yaser]

NOOOOO
i dont even want a penis of my own :D why a bigger one?
To make you scream.

[Misty]

To make you scream.

lol yaser

would that be after or before the moans? :D

[Shafe]

is it okay to ask "can i see what you are so happy about?" :D :whee:

Sure, if it's ok if I ask you to let me see something to be happy about! :whee::D

[Misty]

Sure, if it's ok if I ask you to let me see something to be happy about! :whee::D

LOL ... i am guessing you are a 'cat" person :D

[yaser]

lol yaser

would that be after or before the moans? :D
During the moans..Mix..

[Shafe]

LOL ... i am guessing you are a 'cat" person :D

I'm just biding my time until I can get my own avatar. Instead of going with the guy whacking his chicken, I went with the cuteness of the irresistable kitty.

I'm more of a whole chicken person ... legs, thighs, breasts ... never could resist a cute 'kitty' though! ;)

[Misty]

I'm just biding my time until I can get my own avatar. Instead of going with the guy whacking his chicken, I went with the cuteness of the irresistable kitty.

I'm more of a whole chicken person ... legs, thighs, breasts ... never could resist a cute 'kitty' though! ;)

coooooooooooooool

umm which brings me to the question...do chicken's have butts? ;)

[Shafe]

They'd have to -- the roosters have to have somewhere to go when they don't want their hen having babies!

[richnice2008]

I wish it was bigger in a flacid state...other than that i'm quite satisfied with my unit.

[Misty]

They'd have to -- the roosters have to have somewhere to go when they don't want their hen having babies!

LOL LOL LOL

you cwaak me up :D wasnt expecting that ....hehehehehe

:D :D

[Sneaky]

Nope.......just wish she was closer to it....that would solve that problem.... :sg

Aw, you're sweet talkin again, aren't you? :kk

[bedroomboy]

every man wants a bigger dick but at the end of the day at least i can park my mini in the garage

[gspotlover]

I'd take another 30% length and thickness.

[tnl82]

Of course, we are never satisfied with great, want to be legend. lol

[jmsmith12345]

I am quite happy with my penis size, it fits my hands just right
lol

[jimmy-love-fl]

I do right now! Any ladies want to help me out?

[LuckyJest]

I do right now! Any ladies want to help me out?

I find Jimmy to be the voice of so many good men often...

[dicksr4chicks]

I need a second opinion any ladies willing

[Krystal]

LOl entertaining Cher and hoss

I'm sorry but all men wish it was bigger..the biggest in the world....and no matter how big it is we will still see that look in womens eyes when they see a man with one down to his knees:D

That look is called "fear", hun.

[PleasurePirate]

No. I just wish it was smarter since it tries to do the thinking sometimes.

[carchaser]

I'm not an experienced guy, but the few women I've been with have indicated I was more than satisfactory.

[HitnRunRomance]

Well, I guess I'm okay with what I have. Every woman I have ever been with has always came back for more.

[Bandit]

That look is called "fear", hun.

:lmao

[Big O]

Isn't 10" big enough?!??!

[Domus]

lol...all the time...:)

[Agent]

Sometimes. Most of the time I find it is big enough to get the job done. lol

[MSU]

She likes it, and always reminds me that she's more into girth than length.

But I would like it if it had another inch or inch-and-a-half to it.

[OnceAKing]

lmao...damn well at least I advertise I'm a bullshitter...

[travelman]

I had a girl one time tell me "give me 12 inches and make it hurt". So I stuck it in 4 times and punched her.

[dixiechiknga]

I just wish it would stay hard longer than 4 minutes!:spbx:
Size is not the issue

[jimmy-love-fl]

I had a girl one time tell me "give me 12 inches and make it hurt". So I stuck it in 4 times and punched her.

LMFAO!!! Thanks, I needed that

[john30]

nope

[Sunfiresix]

Bigger? fer what reason???

[jimmy-love-fl]

After looking at Meredith's avatar, it doesn't need to get any bigger.

[Icarus]

Seems that maybe the question should be "Does she wish your penis was bigger?"

[woodsman8]

I was told by a nice lady one time that it is not the size of the equipment that counts but how it is operated.

[medic]

well i guess i would if i was having sex.But no sex= no need for bigger.

[splugit]

know it fits just fine.

[MRsarcastic]

ever heard saying , it hurts so good..... wish i heard that once in a while,,,,or is that a song

[partydude]

I already know a few things that make mine grow

[Nomad(m)]

I havent had any complaints yet!!!

[mer]

I havent had any complaints yet!!!

you won't hear one from me...:sng