"How Do I....?" Questions

[Penny]

I get alot of emails asking how to do this and that and I don't mind answering them at all. It would be much better to ask them here though so everyone could hear the answer. So if you need to know how to post a pic or start a thread ask it here and it will probably get answered faster than waiting for me to weed through the 500 email spams I get a day;)

[Penny]

How do I upload a picture to the picture gallery?

This link here http://www.marriedandflirtingchat.com/photopost/uploadphoto.php just leave all the options as they are and I will do the rest;) If you don't want the general public to see your picture I can put it in the Premium Member or the new 500 post Gold Member catagory and only your fellow board members will be able to see it.

[Penny]

I lost My Password, How do I get it back?

Go here http://www.marriedandflirtingchat.com/forums/login.php?do=lostpw and follow the directions and it will be emailed to you ;)

[Penny]

Why isn't there anyone in the chat room?

The chat room really isnt the main focus of the site. Its there if
people want to use it. The forum is the main focus of the site but if you
find someone you want to chat with ask them if they would like to meet u in
the chat room. I often find people in there but it's by chance.:)

[Penny]

How come I can't see all of the picture gallery?

You need to make atleast 150 post to be able to view pictures that people don't want to leave for the general public to see ;)
This is done to help keep the cost of running this site low. We get almost 5000 people a day stopping by and looking at pictures and never even saying hello. This way only people that actually like and contribute to this site can use all the amenities.

[Penny]

How do I get my picture next to my name?

Send me the picture you want to use and I or Lena will do it for you.
marriedandflirtingchat@yahoo.com

[Penny]

Penny why are you a bitch and don't answer my ICQ messages?

If I spent all day talking to people on ICQ and AOL I might as well not have this forum :( I am more than happy to talk here ;)

[Penny]

How Come My Yahoo Password Don't Work Here?

This site has nothing to do with Yahoo ;)

[Penny]

Why is this site free, what is the catch, do you sell our information?

No I don't sell your email addresses or anything else. I can't tell where you live or what your real name is and no I can't break into your computer and steal your identity ;) The site is free because I can keep it free for right now. Someday in the future it maybe different if the cost keep rising but that would only be for new people and not the ones already here.

[Norfolkdave]

Well done penny good answers to many questions, I will give you a picture to put to my name I think

[dallyfoster]

How do I get so lucky as to have found this site?

[Penny]

How did I get so lucky that you did :kk



How do I get so lucky as to have found this site?

[MCat]

Penny why are you a bitch and don't answer my ICQ messages?

;)

I can't believe some people....:vs: If you were a bitch you wouldn't bother with all of this for us ! You do a great job, we appreciate all the hard work.

Thanks, MaryCat;)

[Penny]

I just got another ICQ message that said nice site but no one to chat with :(

I took my icq # off my profile I get 50 of them a day lol

[swabie16]

i haven't been here long but i think it's great

[Penny]

Thanks Mary Thanks Swabie :kk

[Wet Beaver]

I got a question, that everyone want the answer to.......





































































ooopsss forgt what it was

[swabie16]

that was very blonde of you wb

[roughneck]

Hey Penny you are doing a great job here keep up the good work i love it here.;)

[Wet Beaver]

that was very blonde of you wb


LOL

[Seeker]

LMAO .... From Harry Potter: "Not good, ..... Brilliant" :rofl1: good point WB!LOL

[hank69]

Doing a great job thanks alot hank69

[Norfolkdave]

Thanks Penny for putting my photo on very much appreciated

[Wet Beaver]

this is a great site.I haven't had so much fun, or meat such nice people in a long time.

Thanks Penny:knuddel:

[MCat]

Ok, now I got it...visited the site where WB got the signature penguin...quite clever...don't worry, we each can only see our own info on her signature. Had me going for minute :)

[Penny]

Thanks WB :kk

It scared me too I can only imagine all the people that think we are stealing thier info and will be knocking on their doors :D


this is a great site.I haven't had so much fun, or meat such nice people in a long time.

Thanks Penny:knuddel:

[dallyfoster]

How did I get so lucky that you did :kk

Oh dont make me blush!

[Penny]

I bet your cute when you blush :)

[Wet Beaver]

Thanks WB :kk

It scared me too I can only imagine all the people that think we are stealing thier info and will be knocking on their doors :D


maybe i should take it down, it might scare off the new people

[dallyfoster]

I bet your cute when you blush :)

I have been told so, but I just dont see it...

[GeekMaster]

Hey Penny,

What happened to some of the smiley's that used to be here? Did you move them, or just delete them?

[Penny]

The smileys are here just click Go Advanced to see them and then is a small link that says more. Then a little box pops up with all of them ;)

[dallyfoster]

I really like the smiley's that are on here, its too cool

[bicurious75]

Becca:
Ok I have a ?.. Allen and I just joined a day or so ago and I am wondering if it would be better to have different log on names, that way everyone knows who is posting and or asking the ?'s. Or does this work out ok this way????

On another note I agree with everyone else you are doing a wonderful job. I am happy I was able to find your site. Everyone seems to be really nice and non judgemental here, that is very rare now a days!!!!!

[Penny]

Hank69 and marycat do it that way it is a little easier but the way you put your name at tthe top works well too :)

[bicurious75]

Becca:

So if in a few weeks or days Allen and decide this way is just not worth it, will it be ok to create him his own????:whee:

[Big O]

Hey Penny, is there a way to turn off email notification of when new threads are posted?

Big O

[Big O]

Penny, I just figured it out....

[gfunk69]

Hi,Penny new guy here, great site ,and May I say You are one Sexy Lady.And you have a Beautiful Smile too.

[dallyfoster]

Welcome to the site gfunk, hope that you enjoy it here, I know that I really do! woot!

[Penny]

Whatever is easier for you ;)



Becca:

So if in a few weeks or days Allen and decide this way is just not worth it, will it be ok to create him his own????:whee:

[Penny]

thanks gfunk :kk hope you have more than one post in you :)

[dallyfoster]

Im sure he does, I think when the new guys get a look at you penny, they get interested in staying just so they can see more pics of you :)

[bicurious75]

Becca:
Thanks Penny.

[MCat]

Ok...I can't find where the button is for making a new thread...Hank highlighted my hair today...must have washed out a few brain cells.:whee:

[Penny]

http://www.marriedandflirtingchat.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=9 near the top of the page ;)

[Norfolkdave]

Brilliant site penny, Im on here more than any other site nothing compares to it

[CSpringsFlyer]

Allright - for the rest of us then -- how do you turn off email alerts?

[MCat]

http://www.marriedandflirtingchat.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=9 near the top of the page ;)

Hellooooo....so close it should have slapped me in the head....thanks

[Penny]

http://www.marriedandflirtingchat.com/forums/usercp.php I beleive its in there under subscribed threads ;)

Allright - for the rest of us then -- how do you turn off email alerts?

[Polo38]

Hi Wet Beaver,

nice legs....

[lay_guy]

Hi penny....site seems very nice. im trying to post those fifty as soon as i can so i can see what more there is.:wa:

[Penny]

Have fun lay guy it goes fast

[Wet Beaver]

is this site running slow, or it is me? I'll try to be back later. the slowness is driveing me nuts

[Penny]

Its called a mysql database problem they have it set to allow so many connections but if the site gets hit with lots of visitors and search engine spiders all at the same time it tries to protect itself. I had them up the connections and restart the webserver..

Its not like I am on a cheap host I actually have a dedicated server with a major company in New York. They are helpful when I call but it does seem to be giving me lots of problems lately :(:(

[GeekMaster]

Looks like we're back!!

[Penny]

I left Sunday around 5 pm and I guess thats when the trouble started :(

[GeekMaster]

I left Sunday around 5 pm and I guess thats when the trouble started :(

Did your Webhoster think they got it fixed?

[Penny]

Same way they thought they fixxed it last time

[Free2ChooseU]

My hats off to you Penny....Not a lot of people can do what you are doing here, and for "FREE" no less....

What can one get for "FREE", these days?

I'm happy that I am among such nice people...and for the people [ICQ :nu ]
who cannot appreciate what you do..Don't even sweat that....."You can't please everyone", :D WE appreciate what you do...and I personally :knuddel: THANK YOU for this forum...


EXCELLENT JOB!!!!!!!!!


:kk :knuddel:

[Penny]

Thanks :kk

[starlox]

Yes Penny, Thank you!

[Eros]

Thanks for a great site penny How do those ladies get those amazing pictures?

WB and Marycat and annie mull to name a few

[Penny]

They are called avatars I have a bunch here u can choose from

[Eros]

I'll take a look ty penny

[Penny]

http://www.marriedandflirtingchat.com/forums/profile.php?do=editavatar is the link

[Sandy]

i agree penny your doing a great job and thank you for it all :wa:

[Sandy]

penny your not a bitch. you went out of your way to help me, and i thank you for it. and your doing a great job. don't let anybody else say any differnet, and as far as the site goes its great. i thought at first is was just a fun place to poist, once i learned how to that is. and it is don't get me wrong. but i've alse made some good friends here. i can't wait to get on my computer and post and visit with them. and thats all thanks to you penny. you are doing a great job. please keep it up. :kk

[Penny]

Thank you, People like you that enjoy this place make it worth it :)

[Norfolkdave]

How do I change my name from Hotdave to Norfolkdave.

[Penny]

Should be able to do it in your control panal I will do it for you

[Norfolkdave]

Thankyou Penny much appreciated.

[spare_change]

How do I change my name from Hotdave to Norfolkdave.

You can change your name, but you can't hide!!!

[Polo38]

Thankyou Penny much appreciated.


I like your new name Dave...your not changing your name to run away from a jilted lover are you?

[Lena]

Well we'll never know the truth Xenote!!!!

[Norfolkdave]

You can change your name, but you can't hide!!!

Just wanted to change my name as I live in Norfolk UK and thought it apt.:wa:

[Norfolkdave]

I like your new name Dave...your not changing your name to run away from a jilted lover are you?

Nothing like that my friend, as I said to spare, I live in Norfolk UK and I thought it apt to be called Norfolkdave.:wa:

[Norfolkdave]

Well we'll never know the truth Xenote!!!!

I have told Spare and Xenote, I have nothing to hide, I live in Norfolk and wanted to be called Norfolkdave its as simple as that!:wa:

[Lena]

I have told Spare and Xenote, I have nothing to hide, I live in Norfolk and wanted to be called Norfolkdave its as simple as that!:wa:

Its ok, i can read!!!!:gs
You didn't have to keep repeating yourself!!!!

[Norfolkdave]

Its ok, i can read!!!!:gs
You didn't have to keep repeating yourself!!!!

Didnt want you to miss it heh heh heh:lmao

[spare_change]

I'm guessing it is one of those paternity things!!!!

[Lena]

You could be right Spare!!!

[MelissaNJ]

hey all

[Lena]

Hello Melissa!!!!!

[Penny]

Hi Melissa I hope you have fun here :kk

[Norfolkdave]

You could be right Spare!!!

keep guessing:lmao

[Sandy]

penny how do i start a thread?

[Penny]

on this page http://www.marriedandflirtingchat.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?s=&daysprune=&f=9 or the first page of any forum there is a button near the top left side that says New Thread ;)

[romancer522000]

Penny great site and thansk for all the helpful hints !!! read all the comments and wow some people dont appreciate all that you do here thank u thank u

[Lena]

Romancer!! YOu can get off your knees now!!!!:)

[romancer522000]

Romancer!! YOu can get off your knees now!!!!:)


But Lena being 6'4 " too tall if i stand up to thank someone properly :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Romancer!! YOu can get off your knees now!!!!:)

Knees:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

But Lena being 6'4 " too tall if i stand up to thank someone properly :lmao

heh heh heh:lmao

[Lena]

But Lena being 6'4 " too tall if i stand up to thank someone properly :lmao

yes but you have finished now!!! YOu don't have to do anymore crawling!!!!:gs

[spare_change]

But Lena being 6'4 " too tall if i stand up to thank someone properly :lmao


I dated a girl 6'4" tall for a little while -- when we stood toes to toes, my nose was in it, and when we stood nose to noses, my toes was in it.

[Lena]

I dated a girl 6'4" tall for a little while -- when we stood toes to toes, my nose was in it, and when we stood nose to noses, my toes was in it.

And you loved it!!!!!!:)

[Jy]

You're 6'4"??? I'm 5'8"! Nice to meet you! ;)




But Lena being 6'4 " too tall if i stand up to thank someone properly :lmao

[Lena]

Think i better put on some real high heels to catch up with you!!
I have 4 inches to put on for that!!
Poor little me!!!!!:(

[Penny]

I like a man on his knees :gs



Romancer!! YOu can get off your knees now!!!!:)

[Sandy]

oh so do i, thats 1 of my fav. positions, lol:D

[Lena]

I like a man on his knees :gs

Bet you do Penny!!!
Think we might all do!!!!:)

[spare_change]

And you loved it!!!!!!:)


As a matter of fact, I did !

[Norfolkdave]

oh so do i, thats 1 of my fav. positions, lol:D

and I take it your not praying...LOL:lmao

[Sandy]

no i'm not. :D

[Norfolkdave]

no i'm not. :D

And I thought you liked praying on your knees too!:lmao

[Sandy]

thAts not i like, i love bonzzz on his knees:rofl1: :lmao :D

[Norfolkdave]

thAts not i like, i love bonzzz on his knees:rofl1: :lmao :D

Chain him tie him up and we make love a few feet from him, let him see how its done;)

[Jy]

I've been trying to write a comment for a picture in the gallery, and keep getting a notice coming up that I don't have authorization to edit!!

[yaser]

I've been trying to write a comment for a picture in the gallery, and keep getting a notice coming up that I don't have authorization to edit!!Then write it carefully and edit it so that it will not be needed to be edited later. I don't like the tasks to edit later especially in sexual matters.Last time I made mistake but I couln't edit it lost her..Now she is with someone else.. I wish I could have done my job better..

[yaser]

oh so do i, thats 1 of my fav. positions, lol:D Mywife,Do you like that position so that you can sing song of Madonna together? Madonna (/lyrics/artist/madonna/)
Like A Prayer


Life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone
I hear you call my name
And it feels like home

Chorus:

When you call my name it's like a little prayer
I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour I can feel your power
Just like a prayer you know I'll take you there

I hear your voice, it's like an angel sighing
I have no choice, I hear your voice
Feels like flying
I close my eyes, Oh God I think I'm falling
Out of the sky, I close my eyes
Heaven help me

(chorus)

Like a child you whisper softly to me
You're in control just like a child
Now I'm dancing
It's like a dream, no end and no beginning
You're here with me, it's like a dream
Let the choir sing

(chorus)

Just like a prayer, your voice can take me there
Just like a muse to me, you are a mystery
Just like a dream, you are not what you seem
Just like a prayer, no choice your voice can take me there

Just like a prayer, I'll take you there
It's like a dream to me

[Norfolkdave]

Jugs you,ll have to contact Penny on this, or will Spare be able to help you, Geek too, sorry I cant help, but I wish you luck.

[Jy]

Okay, got that worked out.

For any of you newbies, this is the thread to post questions about using the site.

[KIRA187]

Okay, got that worked out.

For any of you newbies, this is the thread to post questions about using the site.

If you want this to work the newbies should be directed to a thread that gives them the codes of conduct and explains the site. They cannot go any further unless they read and understand them. Then have to click a button to accept which directs them to a Q/A and practice thread.

They cannot go to any other part of the site unless this is done first.

I found two more cents.;)

[MCat]

If you want this to work the newbies should be directed to a thread that gives them the codes of conduct and explains the site. They cannot go any further unless they read and understand them. Then have to click a button to accept which directs them to a Q/A and practice thread.

They cannot go to any other part of the site unless this is done first.

I found two more cents.;)

That sounds good...your two cents makes sense to me.

[Penny]

Being worked on as we speak



If you want this to work the newbies should be directed to a thread that gives them the codes of conduct and explains the site. They cannot go any further unless they read and understand them. Then have to click a button to accept which directs them to a Q/A and practice thread.

They cannot go to any other part of the site unless this is done first.

I found two more cents.;)

[Sandy]

hey yasar how did u know i love that song ?

lol
:D

[bonzzz4292]

I have a question for the group.... do you mind if i reffer people to the group?

Keep in mind i would not send anyone i thought would not stay with the site, including posting. another question for you good people, is there a limit as to the no. of people that can be reffered?

[Penny]

Send as many as you can :)

[Norfolkdave]

No problem bonzz no problem at all

[Waltert]

I have a question for the group.... do you mind if i reffer people to the group?

Keep in mind i would not send anyone i thought would not stay with the site, including posting. another question for you good people, is there a limit as to the no. of people that can be reffered?

Keep refering them, it is better to have people that are refered that are more apt to like it than those that wander and and after 5 minutes of who wants to ____ are gone.

[Gman992]

Wow! marycat and wetbeaver, I really like those pics you use for your avater....

(only XX number of posts to go to see the beautiful naked women!!)

[KIRA187]

Wow! marycat and wetbeaver, I really like those pics you use for your avater....



(only XX number of posts to go to see the beautiful naked women!!)



OH it will be like Christmas all over again Gman....

[MCat]

Wow! marycat and wetbeaver, I really like those pics you use for your avater....

(only XX number of posts to go to see the beautiful naked women!!)

My avatar is me in my next life

[Trev]

My avatar is me in my next life

Those aren't real pictures? There goes my thoughs. :lmao

[MCat]

Those aren't real pictures? There goes my thoughs. :lmao

You can always pretend...

[Barkiss]

You can always pretend...

No longer need to...thanks for posting a picture..:kk

[MCat]

No longer need to...thanks for posting a picture..:kk

You are so kind...;)

[Waltert]

My avatar is me in my next life

I've seen the picture of you and Hank.

I do not see anything wrong with you in this life!

[MCat]

I've seen the picture of you and Hank.

I do not see anything wrong with you in this life!

:knuddel: Thanks Walter

[Eric69]

Thank you Penny. Would you post more photos of yourself in reviling outfits? You are very beautiful. I can't wait to get 50 posts so I can see all of your photos.

[Penny]

You need 500 to see all the photos on the site :D

[Eros]

and its worth he effort eric penny is amazing

[lewers smith]

hey penny how do u post a topic?

[Jy]

Do you want to start a new thread Lewers? If so, open the forums and choose the one that would be most appropriate for the topic. Click on that forum, then open "forum tools" at the top on the page. There you will find one of the options is "start a thread", click on that, write a title for your thread, and an explantory post. Click submit and that's it!

Let me know if you have any problems. I'll be glad to help you out.:wa:

[Lena]

Oh Jazzy i just told him!!!
Well he won't get lost then with 2 of us telling him!! He can cross reference!!

[Jy]

Yes! Well at least now he knows how very helpful the twins are! Taking care of any need!

[Lena]

Ohhh definitely!!!
Very helpful thats us!!

[lewers smith]

thank u u girls are sooo sweet. kisses.

[Lena]

You are welcome!!
Its our pleasure, and the kisses are gratefully accepted!!
Thank you!

[lewers smith]

hey one more question, how do i upload a photo?

[Lena]

You can't!!! You don't have enough posts!!
You have to send your photo in to be approved!
So send your chosen photo to Penny telling her where you want it posted!!

[lewers smith]

well how many post do i need?

[Trev]

well how many post do i need?

50 posts

[lewers smith]

thanks trev.

[Jy]

See Lewers? Only 10 posts to go and you get your special powers!

[lewers smith]

wow .i can't wait.

[Trev]

the problem is, if he's only here for the special powers then he's here for the wrong reasons. Hopefully thats not the case.

[Norfolkdave]

Oh Jazzy i just told him!!!
Well he won't get lost then with 2 of us telling him!! He can cross reference!!

Bloody hell you can do that too,:lmao The plot has been lost for good now.

[Lena]

Meaning what exactly????

[Norfolkdave]

Meaning what exactly????

Joke you know joke...relax chill, bloodyhell you cant take a joke can you:D

[Norfolkdave]

Yes! Well at least now he knows how very helpful the twins are! Taking care of any need!

any need?????????:D

[Lena]

Joke you know joke...relax chill, bloodyhell you cant take a joke can you:D

yes Dave I can take a joke, was just simply asking what you meant??!!

[Norfolkdave]

yes Dave I can take a joke, was just simply asking what you meant??!!

All I was implying to your original post was a joke, making light hearted banter.

[Lena]

All I was implying to your original post was a joke, making light hearted banter.

I know you were, and wasn;t saying anything against that, but just didn;t understand what you were saying, so thats why i asked, but don't worry about it now, its too late, won't be funny anymore after all this discussion!
Oh well! Nevermind!!

[flamengo130]

the info at the beginning of this forum IS very helpful. we are deciding on a pic next to our name and will put some in the gallery. hope we don't scare anyone

[Cotties]

I'm sure you won't scare anyone unless you have something down to your knees.

I'm curious now:sc

the info at the beginning of this forum IS very helpful. we are deciding on a pic next to our name and will put some in the gallery. hope we don't scare anyone

[Jy]

I think Lena can take a joke quite well Dave, as long as it's funny.

[Lena]

Thank you Jazzy!

[Jy]

Only the truth sis.:kk

[cole4258]

Hi Penny,


Great site and fun so far.

My question is, how do you gain access to some of the features here? Is access gained by usage of the site?

thanks

[Barkiss]

Hi Penny,


Great site and fun so far.

My question is, how do you gain access to some of the features here? Is access gained by usage of the site?

thanks

Hey cole.

There are 2 different milestones. One is 50 posts, which is called Premium and gives you access to private messaging and some additional pictures. The other is at 500 posts, which well...give you access to other stuff....

I hope you enjoy your stay!

[mbrown811]

How many posts before I can customize my own avatar?

[Wet Beaver]

500.....

[Barkiss]

How many posts before I can customize my own avatar?

500...or e-mail to Penny and she will add it for you.

[Wet Beaver]

500...or e-mail to Penny and she will add it for you.

i was just going to add that.....:kk

[Barkiss]

i was just going to add that.....:kk

I didn't realize you were here...I'll let you do your duties, and I'll get back to chasing ;)

[Penny]

u guys are good :) email me the avatar webmaster@marriedandflirtingchat.com with your user name and I will do it for you

[cole4258]

Guess I will just have to get busy and post away.


Penny you gotta change you avatar/pic.

Drive a guy insane.

Ciao
:D

[Wet Beaver]

I didn't realize you were here...I'll let you do your duties, and I'll get back to chasing ;)

isn't your tail getting tired of being chased??? :kk

[Barkiss]

isn't your tail getting tired of being chased??? :kk

LOL - Wish I could catch that darn thing...;)

[Wet Beaver]

LOL - Wish I could catch that darn thing...;)


give it time...and you will.....

[Penny]

Then I guess it works :gs



Guess I will just have to get busy and post away.


Penny you gotta change you avatar/pic.

Drive a guy insane.

Ciao
:D

[Jy]

Okay, this is driving me nuts.

Someone in chat showed me how to post there so instead of seeing"
[Jazzy]hi,
you see:
Jazzy says hi.
Does anyone know how to do that??
I've tried so many options I've gotten a tad annoying in there!!

[pastryman]

Yes! Well at least now he knows how very helpful the twins are! Taking care of any need!



Hey since you to are so helpful wondering maybe if you two can help me with something let me know:kk

[Lena]

Hey since you to are so helpful wondering maybe if you two can help me with something let me know:kk
And what would that something be??

[Zifnab]

Okay, this is driving me nuts.

Someone in chat showed me how to post there so instead of seeing"
[Jazzy]hi,
you see:
Jazzy says hi.
Does anyone know how to do that??
I've tried so many options I've gotten a tad annoying in there!!

try this:

/me <action> Issues an IRC-like "action" to the chat. "/me" will be changed to your user name, and the text in <action> will appear as a system message. For example: "/me is thinking" would translate to "Joe is thinking"

[Jy]

Wow!! Cute and clever too! You are the whole package, aren't you? Thanks Zif!!:kk

[Zifnab]

Wow!! Cute and clever too! You are the whole package, aren't you? Thanks Zif!!:kk
I just LOVE it when you talk about my package!

[cuddles]

hi penny i think your great for giving us a place where we can all have fun and a chance to have new friends and chat i havent been here long but iam loving it it helps me to vent also if neede and i love all the feed back it makes me feel a little better keep the good work and thanks again:kk

[Penny]

:kk Thank u



hi penny i think your great for giving us a place where we can all have fun and a chance to have new friends and chat i havent been here long but iam loving it it helps me to vent also if neede and i love all the feed back it makes me feel a little better keep the good work and thanks again:kk

[cwpalmer2]

I love the site and have enjoied the forums and pictures

[Penny]

Thanks CW keep posting and you will see more

[Dmy]

Hello Penny, Love you site here, nice to be able to come in and always find someone to chat with somewhere. Looking foreward in coming back more.........

[Dmy]

oh, cant wait til 150 post I believe to able to chat with others. Seems like great place to meet good people. :)

[G...G]

You're getting there

[Rainmaker]

oh, cant wait til 150 post I believe to able to chat with others. Seems like great place to meet good people. :)
yep u will be there before u know it. :55

[Zifnab]

Yeah I um...I have a question. I um.... well I want to know, that is,well um....How to I keep my hands of my oecker all day at work?????:whee:

[Rainmaker]

Yeah I um...I have a question. I um.... well I want to know, that is,well um....How to I keep my hands of my oecker all day at work?????:whee:


that one i cant answer for ya... but now have a mental image of it... :D

[Zifnab]

that one i cant answer for ya... but now have a mental image of it... :Dsorry! wasn't meaning to cause anybody to lose no sleep!:(

[spare_change]

Yeah I um...I have a question. I um.... well I want to know, that is,well um....How to I keep my hands of my oecker all day at work?????:whee:


Ahhhh --- the eternal question! The one with no answer!

[Zifnab]

Ahhhh --- the eternal question! The one with no answer!Somebody HAS to have an answer!!! I don't need to KEEP it off, just while I am at work! The sensation is wearing thin. I need to give it a rest and improve my productivity!:wk

[spare_change]

Somebody HAS to have an answer!!! I don't need to KEEP it off, just while I am at work! The sensation is wearing thin. I need to give it a rest and improve my productivity!:wk

Personally, I have found that 3/4 inch nylon rope secured to the door knob, then wrapped around the chair works ------ for about 15 minutes.

[Zifnab]

Personally, I have found that 3/4 inch nylon rope secured to the door knob, then wrapped around the chair works ------ for about 15 minutes.well 3/4 broke, and 1 inch won't fit around the door knob....

[Rainmaker]

sorry! wasn't meaning to cause anybody to lose no sleep!:(

awww why the sad face!

it was a nice mental image:kk

[spare_change]

well 3/4 broke, and 1 inch won't fit around the door knob....

You might want to try tying the rope around your pecker and THEN the door knob --- I'm guessing the anticipation of someone opening that door will slow you down.

[Zifnab]

You might want to try tying the rope around your pecker and THEN the door knob --- I'm guessing the anticipation of someone opening that door will slow you down.now THATS an idea that may work!!! let me go try!:wa:

[spare_change]

now THATS an idea that may work!!! let me go try!:wa:

Good luck -- it worked for me -- for about 15 minutes!

[Zifnab]

Good luck -- it worked for me -- for about 15 minutes!damn, back to the old drawning board!
It felt so good I asked 'em to do it again and again...:wa:

[Suzy_Q]

Hi Penny!!! I have to agree with everyone else..you have done a fantastic job on this site and I am so glad I found it. I just got through uploading a picture and now just waiting for it to be approved..how long does that usually take? Oh and by the way I am working on the posting thing won't be too long before I get to 150+ posts the way I have been posting these last couple of days....also keep up the good work your great!!! :55

[Norfolkdave]

Hi Penny!!! I have to agree with everyone else..you have done a fantastic job on this site and I am so glad I found it. I just got through uploading a picture and now just waiting for it to be approved..how long does that usually take? Oh and by the way I am working on the posting thing won't be too long before I get to 150+ posts the way I have been posting these last couple of days....also keep up the good work your great!!! :55

Just seen your picture, you look very nice indeed a nice firm ass mmm, and lovely long hair to get hold of, I bet you smell as nice as you look:wa:

[Suzy_Q]

I have a question..does anyone know how I can get my picture from the picture gallery to show up under my name when I post messages?

[Suzy_Q]

Thanks Norfolkdave, for the compliment..I have a couple more photos of with different outfits and will probably add them later.:D

[Penny]

You need to make an avatar in the control panal http://www.marriedandflirtingchat.com/forums/usercp.php?

[Norfolkdave]

Thanks Norfolkdave, for the compliment..I have a couple more photos of with different outfits and will probably add them later.:D

Thats ok love, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder:wa:

[Suzy_Q]

I have a question..how many post do you have to submit before you become gold?

I have read it somewhere here but can't remember where.

I made it to 150+!!! YAY

[Cotties]

I think thats the number.:sc I have a question..how many post do you have to submit before you become gold?

I have read it somewhere here but can't remember where.

I made it to 150+!!! YAY

Getting to 150 is the hardest part. Its all downhill from here.

[Norfolkdave]

I have a question..how many post do you have to submit before you become gold?

I have read it somewhere here but can't remember where.

I made it to 150+!!! YAY


I think its 500:wa:

[tiger50]

I have a question..how many post do you have to submit before you become gold?

I have read it somewhere here but can't remember where.

I made it to 150+!!! YAY

well dun gal, as tha addiction kiks in you'll cruise past 500 in no time.... :D

[tiger50]

I have a question..does anyone know how I can get my picture from the picture gallery to show up under my name when I post messages?

kk suzy, listen up here, u need to get to 500 posts i think (or u can prob talk penny into doin it for you,) before you can do a custom avatar, then the pic u use needs to be resized to 150*150 and not larger than 20k, there are some tricks to this, let me know if u need any help with it. i use photoshop to resize, then a jpeg optimiser to cut the file size down and not lose much pic quality.:D

[MCat]

kk suzy, listen up here, u need to get to 500 posts i think (or u can prob talk penny into doin it for you,) before you can do a custom avatar, then the pic u use needs to be resized to 150*150 and not larger than 20k, there are some tricks to this, let me know if u need any help with it. i use photoshop to resize, then a jpeg optimiser to cut the file size down and not lose much pic quality.:D

Watch out there Suzy....Tiger is like The Wolf in Little Red Riding Hood, :na

Oh my Suzy what a nice picture you have, the better to see your t.ts with. :D




just kidding Tiger....you're a sweetheart.

[tiger50]

Watch out there Suzy....Tiger is like The Wolf in Little Red Riding Hood, :na

Oh my Suzy what a nice picture you have, the better to see your t.ts with. :D




just kidding Tiger....you're a sweetheart.

heyyyyyyyyyy ur gunna be punished kiddo..... :nu
this tiger iz a vegetarian..LMFAO... :whee:

[Norfolkdave]

heyyyyyyyyyy ur gunna be punished kiddo..... :nu
this tiger iz a vegetarian..LMFAO... :whee:

And so is SuzyQ she likes vegetarian sausages just as well, heh heh heh :lmao OH but I forgot your a chipolata:D :D :D :55

[Eros]

how do I get those wnderful avavtars

[KissThis]

was wondering myself how you get to choose your own avatar

[tiger50]

was wondering myself how you get to choose your own avatar

ur over 500 posts now gal.... you can use a custom avatar...:D

[KissThis]

ur over 500 posts now gal.... you can use a custom avatar...:D

thanks hon.. now that i figured out HOW to do it.. lol

[DrippingIndiscretion]

Is that possible, or do I just clear out my profile and abandon the account?

[Lena]

Is that possible, or do I just clear out my profile and abandon the account?
Do you want to be deleted completely???

[DrippingIndiscretion]

Do you want to be deleted completely???

Yes, I'd like to have the account closed completely.

[Lena]

Yes, I'd like to have the account closed completely.
Ok. It will be closed!
All your posts will be posted as a guest!!
Good luck with everything you choose to do!!
Thank you for visiting us!

[Norfolkdave]

Hey good luck for the ffuture

[Penny]

I hope everything is ok.

[Norfolkdave]

Yeah Penny I want to take PPP off and put ODIN there how do I do it, or will you do it please?

[ironman79702]

Hey there all ya fine folks , whut I wanna know is how do I get that smile off my face when I get caught doing sumtin wrong that I really like doing ?

[Lola01]

hi....this is my first time here, and i dont know how to do anything here and havent figured out how to chat with anyone....let me know if you get this, Ok?.....Lola....looking for men to chat with

[tiger50]

hi....this is my first time here, and i dont know how to do anything here and havent figured out how to chat with anyone....let me know if you get this, Ok?.....Lola....looking for men to chat with

gday gal.. and welcome to the site... just post as you have been... we will answer you... :kk

[Lena]

hi....this is my first time here, and i dont know how to do anything here and havent figured out how to chat with anyone....let me know if you get this, Ok?.....Lola....looking for men to chat with
Hello and welcome Lola!
It won't take you long to get used to everything here!
As Tiger said just do as you have been doing and soon things will fall into place!
Get to know everyone by posting and they will get to know you too!
Enjoy yourself and have fun!

[russellnfwtx]

Lena, Just be yourself.......or your other self.......and all will happen...its only fun.....

Hiya....:wa:

[Lena]

Lena, Just be yourself.......or your other self.......and all will happen...its only fun.....

Hiya....:wa:
Who are you talking to?
Lena or Lola?

[Nymph]

Will my [IMG] and HTML get turned on once I'm a premium member?

[Norfolkdave]

Will my [IMG] and HTML get turned on once I'm a premium member?

LOL takes all sorts to get turned on:lmao :lmao

[Lola01]

Will my [IMG] and HTML get turned on once I'm a premium member?


hmmmmm i don't know anything about that nymph! I think u have to ask someone else....lola

[Nyc_45]

hmmmmm i don't know anything about that nymph! I think u have to ask someone else....lola

Hi Lola 01 how are you today? :wa:

[Penny]

I made you a premium member yesterday. If your still posting here next week I will make you a Goddess and then you will be able to use your own avatars. Women always get bumped early;)
Html tags will never be turned on because people could use them to run a script to ruin the site. You can upload attachments with your post to put up a picture with your post. If you want an avatar send it to me webmaster@marriedandflirtingchat.com and I will put it up for u.


Will my [IMG] and HTML get turned on once I'm a premium member?

[Diamonds]

Welcome Lola. Have fun. I'm in Florida too.:55

[Nymph]

I made you a premium member yesterday. If your still posting here next week I will make you a Goddess and then you will be able to use your own avatars. Women always get bumped early;)
Html tags will never be turned on because people could use them to run a script to ruin the site. You can upload attachments with your post to put up a picture with your post. If you want an avatar send it to me webmaster@marriedandflirtingchat.com and I will put it up for u.


GREAT!!!

Thanks Penny! It's all beginning to make sense to me now. :55

[spare_change]

GREAT!!!

Thanks Penny! It's all beginning to make sense to me now. :55


OUTSTANDING!!!!!


(Now, can you explain it to the rest of us??)

[Lola01]

Welcome Lola. Have fun. I'm in Florida too.:55

Thanks for the welcome diamonds. Soo...ur on the west coast of florida? I'm on the east coast. I'm new here and still figuring out how this site works. Been here long?.........Lola

[upstr84u]

Florida: east west -- still to warm
hey Annie -- only a few more weeks -- until these small huricanes
turn into Noreasters --- ohhhhhhhhhh yea --- snow on its way

[Lola01]

GREAT!!!

Thanks Penny! It's all beginning to make sense to me now. :55

Penny....i received that email also.....but it was meant for nymph...right?

[Lola01]

I'm trying to post to people on line....but i cant. I think i'm restricted er sumthin!

[Penny]

You will get emails whenever a post has been made to a thread you posted on. You can stop them by using your control panel ;)



Penny....i received that email also.....but it was meant for nymph...right?

[Diamonds]

Thanks for the welcome diamonds. Soo...ur on the west coast of florida? I'm on the east coast. I'm new here and still figuring out how this site works. Been here long?.........Lola

I live in Punta Gorda. Been here since 1979. Came on vacation and stayed.
Been on this site since June and loving it. :sex
Have fun.
:kk

[cherokeered]

Florida: east west -- still to warm
hey Annie -- only a few more weeks -- until these small huricanes
turn into Noreasters --- ohhhhhhhhhh yea --- snow on its way


You hesh up over there ya demented person you......:wa:

[Sunfiresix]

You hesh up over there ya demented person you......:wa:

Geeze I was gonna say sumthin but Chero saw me commin....:D

[Lola01]

u r rich with good looks....lol....lola:55

[Sunfiresix]

Hi Lola--Thanks, nice to meet you--Hope ya like it here, some really great people.

[cherokeered]

Geeze I was gonna say sumthin but Chero saw me commin....:D


Yeah...I do that a lot huh?....lol

[cherokeered]

Excuse me...I have a question.....



Can anyone tell me where the exit is?


Cherokee.....:whee:

[Lola01]

ok penny...about the boobs....i have always had rather small boobs...like 32B/C but.......i have always made up for them with a small waist...nice ass...and beautiful legs....the men i attract dont usually like big boobs.....lol....what a question!!!!!!!!