Vegetable or fruit?

[G. Lee]

If you were a vegetable or a fruit, what would you be!
Carrot: same inside & out
Radish: red on the outside & white hot inside
Chili pepper: ha-chi mama, too hot to handle
etc.
Me, ear of corn: peel my shuck, butter me down, chew on my niblets and enjoy my sweetness. Remember, after I am used up, there are still sweet juices left in the old cob.

[Kissie]

I would be a red sweet sweet strawberry......

[sweet]

I would be a red sweet sweet strawberry......

Dang girl you took my answer! lol

[Kissie]

Dang girl you took my answer! lol




Well dear there is more than one strawberry in the pint you know.....and I know for a fact there is more than one sweetness in the pint as well....





If you want I will be the only sour one in the pint....that is really the way I am feeling today!!!!!!!

[dartgirl]

I think I would be a pineapple. Kinda hard and prickly on the outside. But once you get past that protective layer it is tender and sweet on the inside.

[Big O]

banana

[Sunfiresix]

I would be a cumquat--kinda tough outside but sweet as you like inside.----I just like the word too.

[Annie]

I would like to be a green bean. You can season me, serve me with melted butter, make me into a casserole for a festive holiday meal; you can even French cut me... oo la la! Serve me with bacon bits... I am just so damn versatile!

[steamy]

I would like to be a green bean. You can season me, serve me with melted butter, make me into a casserole for a festive holiday meal; you can even French cut me... oo la la! Serve me with bacon bits... I am just so damn versatile!Versatility is a spice of life:)

[Zifnab]

an olive

[G. Lee]

an olive
Careful, you could end up in a martini with a plastic sword in your pimiento:lmao

[G. Lee]

I would like to be a green bean. You can season me, serve me with melted butter, make me into a casserole for a festive holiday meal; you can even French cut me... oo la la! Serve me with bacon bits... I am just so damn versatile!

Yo, Annie, I will never look at a green bean the same way ever again:lf

[rainbowhigh]

I think I would be a strawberry, too.

[G. Lee]

I think I would be a strawberry, too.
I am going to the fruit market to find some strawberries as soon as I get outta here:lf My appetite is stimulated;)

[Annie]

Yo, Annie, I will never look at a green bean the same way ever again:lf
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "eat your greens" huh?



... oh God please forgive me... that was so bad!

[rainbowhigh]

Better hurry. We're going out of season..... :D I am going to the fruit market to find some strawberries as soon as I get outta here:lf My appetite is stimulated;)

[Annie]

Careful, you could end up in a martini with a plastic sword in your pimiento:lmao
Don't want get skewered there now do ya?

[G. Lee]

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "eat your greens" huh?



... oh God please forgive me... that was so bad!
Now ya went and did it. Gotta put green beans on the list. Cant' wait to go shopping. Should I get fresh or frozen? Frozen, I can spend more time thawing, then heat and eat!:lf

[cherokeered]

Guess I would be a peach....sweet, juicy, messy,,,but so delicious to eat...and yet...a big nut inside...lol


Cherokee....:kk

[G. Lee]

Guess I would be a peach....sweet, juicy, messy,,,but so delicious to eat...and yet...a big nut inside...lol


Cherokee....:kk

Now I'm in trouble. There goes my check. Peach pie is my favorite!:D

Is your mouth watering? Mine is.

[G. Lee]

Better hurry. We're going out of season..... :D
Okay, but I want to pick-up 2 cans of whipped cream while I'm there:lf

[Jy]

I would be a mango. Big, bright skin on the outside, sweet, moist, colourful and messy inside. Slightly off the wall, but really quite useful and versatile.

[Zifnab]

Careful, you could end up in a martini with a plastic sword in your pimiento:lmaoswimming in gin....not a bad way...
but think of the olive.... the only real crop in anciet Greece, and they used it to build an empire that allowed for the freedom for some few to become among the greatest thinkers of all time..... and then it went on to fudge up the thinking of many many more with the invention of the martini.... what an important and verstile little thing it is!:sc

[rainbowhigh]

whipped cream, huh? sounds delicious... and goes really well with strawberries!

Okay, but I want to pick-up 2 cans of whipped cream while I'm there:lf

[G. Lee]

whipped cream, huh? sounds delicious... and goes really well with strawberries!
Yuppers! And it looks soooo good on a strawberry! Love them shortcakes, too:lf
Can't eat a strawberry without licking the whipped cream first. Get it all over my face...sweet and sticky and yummy!

[hoss]

a cucumber of course....because not only am i good to eat,i'm a great sex toy....

[SaltyLime]

Careful, you could end up in a martini with a plastic sword in your pimiento:lmao

:lmao that was too good.

[pixiegirl]

Cherry


Red, juicy, sweet, always left wanting more...



(me and my ego are leaving the building)

[Norfolkdave]

Lettuce

heh heh heh cut and come again ...lol

[OICurready4me]

whipped cream, huh? sounds delicious... and goes really well with strawberries!



Nothing like licking whipped cream off a nice pair of melons. Cherries have always been a favorite of mine also.

[rainbowhigh]

Aren't you funny? I keep saying hi but you don't answer! Hi, OIC.... :D

[flamengo130]

a cranberry. A little tough on the outside, but once juiced, will satisfy your thirst (and clear up your complexion!!) Can even be jellied and spread!

[Cotties]

an avocado

good for you
tough on the outside
creamy
than rock solid on the inside
a bit expensive as well

[Norfolkdave]

Today a Pear, Hard skinned, but soft inside

[Zpanther]

asparagas...... smooth stiff stalk with rough succulent head

[Sandman]

Banana pepper! Best of both worlds! You figure it out!

[Kissie]

I would have to be corn on the cob....sweet and juicy!!!!!!

[Cotties]

do you find the following day in the toilet you really stink:sc asparagas...... smooth stiff stalk with rough succulent head

[Norfolkdave]

Koi- Rabi, green on the outside tasty flesh in the middle

[hightidenc]

I would be a lime. and I would want to be mixed with salt and tequila....

[RedVixen]

I'd be a cherry...it would be like the first time with me EVERYTIME ;)

[hoss]

I'd be a cherry...it would be like the first time with me EVERYTIME ;)

Hello Red..welcome to the site...as a fellow canadian i just want u to know I will be happy to take your cherry....over and over and over again.....and wait till u see what i can do with the stem......

[RedVixen]

Bring it on Hoss :) :) :) U can have my Canadian cherry anytime!!!

[hoss]

Bring it on Hoss :) :) :) U can have my Canadian cherry anytime!!!

well now...I see my legend precedes me....anytime u want to give me your cherry ...my teeth will be happy to tease and nibble.....:wa:

where in Canada u from....just so people know theres more than 50 people living here...oh hey wait....Arent u the redhead down the lane in Igloo # 45 ??

[RedVixen]

well now...I see my legend precedes me....anytime u want to give me your cherry ...my teeth will be happy to tease and nibble.....:wa:

where in Canada u from....just so people know theres more than 50 people living here...oh hey wait....Arent u the redhead down the lane in Igloo # 45 ??

Yeah, that's it...I'm the redhead in Igloo #46 to be precise LOL. Seriously, I'm in Ontario. And BTW, u can nibble my cherry anytime u want Hoss...i take it you'll know what 2 do :D

[hoss]

Yeah, that's it...I'm the redhead in Igloo #46 to be precise LOL. Seriously, I'm in Ontario. And BTW, u can nibble my cherry anytime u want Hoss...i take it you'll know what 2 do :D


damn....so far away....and yes i am a expert cherry nibbler.....i have many many years experience...

[RedVixen]

damn....so far away....and yes i am a expert cherry nibbler.....i have many many years experience...

Do u want me to XPresspost my cherry 2 u? Where r u in Canada? The 150 post minimum won't let me check profiles :(

[hoss]

Do u want me to XPresspost my cherry 2 u? Where r u in Canada? The 150 post minimum won't let me check profiles :(

I live just outside of Vancouver ....and yes please Xpress it ...overnite...super rush.......

[RedVixen]

I live just outside of Vancouver ....and yes please Xpress it ...overnite...super rush.......

U know that could b arranged...B careful of what u wish 4 :)

[hoss]

U know that could b arranged...B careful of what u wish 4 :)


I WISH I WISH I WISH I WISH

[RedVixen]

I WISH I WISH I WISH I WISH

One XPresspost being sent out on priority 1 :)

[hoss]

One XPresspost being sent out on priority 1 :)

hope it cums soon.....cause i know i'm going to....can u include some panites so i can wipe it up ??....

[RedVixen]

hope it cums soon.....cause i know i'm going to....can u include some panties so i can wipe it up ??....

Oh, i think that can be arranged ;)

[hoss]

Oh, i think that can be arranged ;)

red or black please....

[RedVixen]

red or black please....

whichever one would please u hoss - then again, let me send u one of each :)

[hoss]

whichever one would please u hoss - then again, let me send u one of each :)

just wear both ...that way i can take my time peeling them off with my teeth

[RedVixen]

just wear both ...that way i can take my time peeling them off with my teeth

You're definitely killing me *as she reaches for her vibrator...damn where are the extra batteries when Hoss is soooooo far away*

[hoss]

You're definitely killing me *as she reaches for her vibrator...damn where are the extra batteries when Hoss is soooooo far away*

just make sure u take out the extra large one....u want it as close to my size as possible....and i suggest using rechargeables....i tend to go for a while...

as i slowly peel down those red panties with my teeth,lettin my tongue slide gently over your thighs.....

[RedVixen]

just make sure u take out the extra large one....u want it as close to my size as possible....and i suggest using rechargeables....i tend to go for a while...

as i slowly peel down those red panties with my teeth,lettin my tongue slide gently over your thighs.....

just my thighs??? I think NOT. On that note...I better sign off for the night (3 hour time difference). I'll keep my eye out for 4 u Hoss...sweet dreams :)

RedVixen

[hoss]

just my thighs??? I think NOT. On that note...I better sign off for the night (3 hour time difference). I'll keep my eye out for 4 u Hoss...sweet dreams :)

RedVixen

no ...start at the thighs...

nite ..thanks for the chat....it got really hot in here....

i'll keep something out for u too ....:kk

[yaser]

I would have to be corn on the cob....sweet and juicy!!!!!!
No need...You are always juicy and and sweet.. :kk

[FlirtyWife]

I would be a peach.

[MightymeatyMatey]

I would be a peach.

Ahh soft, but sweet and mmmm juicy then:wa:

[UltimateNaneki]

:wa: I would be a big juicy orange! When u peel me all the juices come running out ! Wet, fruity, sweet, and sticky!
One big orange :lf

[steve_edwards]

I'd love to be a melon. Very fruity...

[FlirtyWife]

Ahh soft, but sweet and mmmm juicy then:wa:

Right! I wish someone would eat me. Lol.

[OICurready4me]

Right! I wish someone would eat me. Lol.

Your wish has come true. Here I am, flirty, looking to eat you, devour you, cherish the juices inside of you, treasure the meat that is you. Wrap your legs around my head and take me with you.:la: :la: :la:

[goffer]

I think I would be a georgia peach,able to lick the fuzy out side and eat the sweet inside

[shiznutz24]

Cherry

[OICurready4me]

I would like to be a banana, after all, Mcat would wrap me in saran wrap and really put me to the test and then she would make a bread out of me and eat me! Whats better than that?

[Flirtalicious]

Apple, hell knows we have some of the best here in New England.... Crisp and Red on the outside, maybe a little tight ( oh wait thats tart) soft and creamy white on the inside and definately full of juice.....

[hippydog]

I would be a coconut..


whoops.. is that even a vegetable or fruit?

[Shiane]

I would be a mango. Big, bright skin on the outside, sweet, moist, colourful and messy inside. Slightly off the wall, but really quite useful and versatile.

OMG leave it to my buddy Jazzy to take my answer.

I was gonna say Mango....

A colorful outside, a little tough skinned but quite easy to peel. Inside you find an abundance of bright, juicy, sweet goodness and just when you think you're finished, you find that core that is always there whenever you need it.

[thickitalian]

I would be a red sweet sweet strawberry......

A Banana and smashingly enjoy the inside of a vagina...

[OICurready4me]

Apple, hell knows we have some of the best here in New England.... Crisp and Red on the outside, maybe a little tight ( oh wait thats tart) soft and creamy white on the inside and definately full of juice.....

I agree, NE apples are great...lived near 4 orchards for many years...nothing like picking one off a tree and eating it right there.

[joe43]

i'd be a nut

[joe43]

gotta go, peopel

[Pebbles]

Bye Joe...Good night..as its 8:30PM here.

[MagicalMerlin]

Bye Joe...Good night..as its 8:30PM here.

Wow that is early there to be going to bed. Night Pebbles!:sex :D

Merlin

[Milk]

I'd be honeydew melons.

[UltimateNaneki]

me....maybe a carrot

I'm tall....lol

[Michael77]

I would be a radish

[thickitalian]

If you were a vegetable or a fruit, what would you be!
Carrot: same inside & out
Radish: red on the outside & white hot inside
Chili pepper: ha-chi mama, too hot to handle
etc.
Me, ear of corn: peel my shuck, butter me down, chew on my niblets and enjoy my sweetness. Remember, after I am used up, there are still sweet juices left in the old cob.

Why do we have to choose but you get to pick anything? :nu

[thickitalian]

Okay...let's see... I need to opt for the carrot

[peaches]

peach....lol

[Milk]

i'll be a pair of juicy melons

[Missy38]

I would have to say i'm a peach and good to eat with whip cream.........

[cherokeered]

whatever is juicy and succulent.....and messy

[scoobertina]

I think that I would be a watermelon... sweet, juicy, and filling for a short while... but you would need more of me later.....

[Dsparate Hswife]

If you were a vegetable or a fruit, what would you be!
Carrot: same inside & out
Radish: red on the outside & white hot inside
Chili pepper: ha-chi mama, too hot to handle
etc.
Me, ear of corn: peel my shuck, butter me down, chew on my niblets and enjoy my sweetness. Remember, after I am used up, there are still sweet juices left in the old cob.

Fruit= cherry

[BobbyDigital]

I'd be a pinapple. Don't ask me why because I don't have anything clever to say.

[IMaLady]

a red apple-sweet and juicy

[Wil]

whatever is juicy and succulent.....and messy

a few nice ripe mangos....:lf

[oldandnaked]

I'd be a cucumber in Sela Wards' bedstand.

[Pink4You]

I myself like peaches, with cream of course

[chopper]

cucumber

[Atrebla Rose]

a honeydew melon, sweet and juicy!

[AL(m)]

Carrot hard and crunchy.....

[Atrebla Rose]

Carrot hard and crunchy.....

yum yum,,,,carrot is my fav veggie

[stucknmarriage74(f)]

i would be a big juicy watermelon, kinda hard on the outside but ripe, juicy and sweet on the inside.

[Fargo...really]

Passionfruit.
Distinct taste, out of the ordinary, but very pleasing.

[niceones]

dragon fruit...prickly on the outside, sweet and delicious on the inside

[darlingcherry]

a cherry! :)

[CadieGirl07]

I would be a peach as well.

I am such a softy in general but I have a hard core...I know who I am and what I want

[jimmy-love-fl]

I would be a peach as well.

I am such a softy in general but I have a hard core...I know who I am and what I want

I could eat a peach for hours!

[hank69]

Beefsteak tomato.... redhead kinda big soft at heart and love to give you my juice

[jimcr]

grapefruit... sometimes sour but always better with sugar

[sassy~pants]

star fruit----the most rare but delicious

[tnl82]

cucumber in hands of adventurous woman. LOL

[Checkmate]

i would be a bunch of grapes, you could turn me into wine or raisins... whichever i would be a healthy consumption.

[Tiglet]

A strawberry - sweet through and through. ;)

[FeIsTy FaV]

a peach :)

[Actually]

green bean? I am firm, long, skinny and healthy...

[tator]

a peach, soft on the outside and juicy on the inside. and awesome with cream

[FizProf]

Pomegranates...

[private beaches]

nice ripe garden tomato- rich in flavor, kinda pretty, and very useful!

[softrosepetal]

Watermelon - sweet and juicy

[YourAssMyHand]

Passionfruit

[Constance]

I love both.

[sandycrotch]

I would be a banana, my skin is somewhat tough, and does not taste good, but when you get inside, it is soft and sweet.

[fever]

Pomegranate....tough on the outside, messy and complicated, but sweet, juicy and worth the work

[kissme]

Artichoke, dip me in butter, enjoy my meat......plus I have a big heart!

[revealurfantasy]

i would love a pair of juicy mellons.

[MRsarcastic]

i've always been aroused by cherry's myself:lf

[pensive]

I would be a pear...

Sometimes sweet and juicy... sometimes tart and hard to swallow.

[Ottoman]

Banana, waiting for someone to peel me.

[NotTooGirly]

Blackcurrant...an acquired taste, but if you like it, you really like it.

[FeIsTy FaV]

Cmon!! A peach!

[NotTooGirly]

Cmon!! A peach!

I don't wanna be a peach!!! I don't wanna!!!:tantrum::p:na

[Brink]

I don't wanna be a peach!!! I don't wanna!!!:tantrum::p:na

You'd make a great date!

[Brink]

I'd be a potato - dependable, predictable, 80% of all consumption!

[learman3]

And why would I want to be a fruit or vegetable?

I'd probably end up being the one no one wants and just sit there and rot away.

[Lena]

I'd be a potato - dependable, predictable, 80% of all consumption!
What about if you leave your jacket on too?

[Brink]

What about if you leave your jacket on too?

Then I'm a hot potato!!!

[redcat]

A strawberry - not always an early fruit, but when you wait for them to ripen they are juicy and sweet.

[Luna]

I have been tormented by this thread.. it's been haunting me.. but here goes!!

Rapini. Not everybody knows what it is or what to do with it, but if you take care of it and cook it right.. and season it with the right amount of spice.. it will melt in your mouth.

:)

[airborne soldier]

Well dear there is more than one strawberry in the pint you know.....and I know for a fact there is more than one sweetness in the pint as well....





If you want I will be the only sour one in the pint....that is really the way I am feeling today!!!!!!!


You are the sweetest dont forget that!

Me I am a pineapple... rough on the outside, sweet on the inside

[texsgal]

watermelon

[sweetnspicy]

a mushy banana