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[Wet Beaver]

hope you don't mind... but this seems like it might be a useful thread. If not delete it!! llol

But this evening the servers seems to be running slow, I am getting a lot of timed out errors.. is it raining in N.Y city again? I feel like the little kid in the old heniz catsup commerical waiting for it to come out of the bottle.

[Penny]

I see it sometimes but so far tonight I have been doing alot of reading trying to ketchup ;) Seems ok here. I will email the web host to ask him to check it :)

[Wet Beaver]

Hey penny, the smiley's are not working, because the IMG code is turn off

[dallyfoster]

it seems about the same for me...

[Wet Beaver]

it the smiley's i have off the site, that why you get a link, insted of seeing them in the post.

[dallyfoster]

yeah, I understand, but I was talking about the server.

[Wet Beaver]

if you look at the bottom of this paged, you will see a box, on the left side, that says you may post..etc. plus codes that are turn on or off.

[dallyfoster]

yeah, I see it

[Wet Beaver]

the IMG codes are off.

[dallyfoster]

Yeah, I also noticed that as well.

[Wet Beaver]

banging head on block wall

[Penny]

That is so no one can post a pic of a dog doing a cat or something that will get me a free weekend behind bars lol

[Wet Beaver]

if thats the case leave them off.. the http links work almost as well. and the fact i'm wont useing anyone elses broadband..

[Penny]

I think I will turn them on in the Premium board

[Wet Beaver]

kewl, thank you

[Penny]

Img code is on and moderate attachments is off in the premium section :)

[Norfolkdave]

I sometimes have a slow night on here, espicially if I click on Active threads, its slow so slow that I get " Web Site not responding" but with perciverence I eventually get a link. I have noticed this more on a weekend, but neverthe less its a good site and Its a worthy site as its becoming a community all of its own.

[Wet Beaver]

hey Mistress penny, FYI, the photo gallery is not working.

[Penny]

Let me check

[Penny]

HACKED its gone :cry: :cry: Hopefully there is a back up somewhere

[Norfolkdave]

hope you don't mind... but this seems like it might be a useful thread. If not delete it!! llol

But this evening the servers seems to be running slow, I am getting a lot of timed out errors.. is it raining in N.Y city again? I feel like the little kid in the old heniz catsup commerical waiting for it to come out of the bottle.

Hello Mistress wet Beaver today I noticed how slow it was but Im sure its not pennys fault so many dum arsed wasters and hackers about i sure, a good site like this they want a piece of the action and ruin it for us who know what a good site this is.:wa:

[Norfolkdave]

That is so no one can post a pic of a dog doing a cat or something that will get me a free weekend behind bars lol

Im sure all of us on here would make absolutely sure you wouldnt spend time behind bars, and if any hacker or arsehole interferes here I,ll make sure that they will not mince with me, they want problems I,ll give them problems.:lf

[Norfolkdave]

I see it sometimes but so far tonight I have been doing alot of reading trying to ketchup ;) Seems ok here. I will email the web host to ask him to check it :)

Penny love the photo gallery isnt working here in the uk;)

[Wet Beaver]

hey penny, when do i get upgraded to goddess from god?? :gs

[Norfolkdave]

hey penny, when do i get upgraded to goddess from god?? :gs

Ok I,ll give that goddess of what (stirring):lmao

[Penny]

trying to figure out how to seperate the two :whee:



hey penny, when do i get upgraded to goddess from god?? :gs

[Wet Beaver]

trying to figure out how to seperate the two :whee:

you might have to do for each person.... if it is two much work forget it.... i'll suffer being call a "yuck" god.......

[Penny]

I was thinking of a ladies room forum just for us girls. Then I could make it so the women would have their own user group and could be called goddess. Think a ladies room is a good idea? Should men be allowed to read the post or should it be invisible to them :gs

[Wet Beaver]

I was thinking of a ladies room forum just for us girls. Then I could make it so the women would have their own user group and could be called goddess. Think a ladies room is a good idea? Should men be allowed to read the post or should it be invisible to them :gs

great idea..... and invisible,, i like very much...:gs

[Penny]

I will do it tonight then. Women will be invited in as they register and conttribute ;)

[Wet Beaver]

why don't wait till they get the 50 post or time first??

[MCat]

I just tried to reply to the new thread but I don't think it let me. Am I banned? Have I been too naughty?:cry: Oh no...will I have to go in the room with the boys???

[Sunshine]

It worked for me:(

[Penny]

Working on it :)

[Penny]

Please try again :kk



I just tried to reply to the new thread but I don't think it let me. Am I banned? Have I been too naughty?:cry: Oh no...will I have to go in the room with the boys???

[spare_change]

hey penny, when do i get upgraded to goddess from god?? :gs

Actually, WB -- god is the masculine form of the word, ordained to be one level above goddess.

I'm sure you agree.:lmao

[Wet Beaver]

Actually, WB -- god is the masculine form of the word, ordained to be one level above goddess.

I'm sure you agree.:lmao

rightttt.......

[shygirl]

Hey Penny,


What is the deal with 50 posts, and how do I get access to the ladies only section?

I think I might like this place.

[Bandit256]

:3welcome:


Shygirl

[hank69]

:smdance:WELCUM SHYGIRL ( never could spell good ) :lmao

[Penny]

How did you know about the ladies room :D If you make 50 post you will be able to see it. Just remind me when you get to 50 incase I forget. Actually you will probably see it sooner:gs



Hey Penny,


What is the deal with 50 posts, and how do I get access to the ladies only section?

I think I might like this place.

[spare_change]

the ladies only section?

[Penny]

Yeah we needed a room to talk about the guys. You should see what we say about you :lmao

[spare_change]

I can only imagine --- sure explains a lot, though

[Big O]

Not Fair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Penny]

Oh come on guys its like real life. We go to the bathroom and talk about you and you never know what we say. So this is our own little ladies room :gs

[spare_change]

Not Fair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Amen

[Big O]

Then we need a Mens room!

[Penny]

Dont make me feel bad now. :( What do the guys want to compensate? ;)

[spare_change]

Nothing.

Why do i feel betrayed?

[Big O]

nothing to compensate Miss Penny. Fair is fair. We are missing out on a lot of chat between you girls. Why can't we have our own place to go? Or are you afraid you will miss out too much stuff? We can talk about hunt'n and fish'n and stuff we bought at the Home Depot

[Cindy]

You guys are funny. Do you really care where we buy our shoes and toilet products :gs

[spare_change]

You guys are funny. Do you really care where we buy our shoes and toilet products :gs

No -- but once again, we really appreciate the total sincerity and honesty

[Cotties]

Then we need a Mens room!
No offence big organ.. mens rooms are smelly dirty places where strange men like holes in the walls... I much prefer doing the deed in the open..

[MCat]

Hey Penny, how do I get access to the ladies only section?


OH NO !!! We have been found out.....:eek:

[MCat]

I can only imagine --- sure explains a lot, though

Explains what??? We haven't even talked about you fellas yet...talking about shoes right now.:D

[MCat]

Nothing.

Why do i feel betrayed?

Oh You Big Baby

[shygirl]

How did you know about the ladies room :D If you make 50 post you will be able to see it. Just remind me when you get to 50 incase I forget. Actually you will probably see it sooner:gs

Thanks Penny,

It looks like getting to 50 posts will be real easy! I just hope I can fit in with this group. My Shygirl is more than just a screen name.:)

I'll let you know!

[spare_change]

Oh You Big Baby

Guys play by simple rules -- what we see is what we think it is. Come to find out - it isn't. Once again, there is a set of rules that we know nothing about - and rules you felt it was necessary to keep from us. Your superiority is intact. You should be proud - you outsmarted us again.

[GeekMaster]

A guys only room wouldn't work, as our moderator is a girl. By the very fact that she is the webmistress, gives her complete access to every part of the site.

Alas, we are the victims of gender discrimination once again!!:D

Besides, the talk in that room would probably be dull and boring for us guys anyway! :whee:

[Norfolkdave]

A guys only room wouldn't work, as our moderator is a girl. By the very fact that she is the webmistress, gives her complete access to every part of the site.

Alas, we are the victims of gender discrimination once again!!:D

Besides, the talk in that room would probably be dull and boring for us guys anyway! :whee:

We can banter better with the girls and give them a good run for their money http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/new/8_22/10_9_209.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm117YYUS)heh heh heh:lmao

[Penny]

I didnt think it would hurt anyones feelings :( It only started a week ago

[Penny]

Some woman may not feel comfortable talking amongst all the guys/ Where as they may feel better about it with other women. Once they get used to it they will be more likely to interact more on the regular forums. It really isnt a big deal. :(

[shopowner]

Do you women really need a room? NO...you need us guys...why if it weren't for us, when you got together, you'd have nothing to talk about !!

[Penny]

yeah yeah :D

[Norfolkdave]

Some woman may not feel comfortable talking amongst all the guys/ Where as they may feel better about it with other women. Once they get used to it they will be more likely to interact more on the regular forums. It really isnt a big deal. :(

Im easy going with your decision what ever you want

[Cotties]

Sorry I critisized big organ so I thought I better pull mine out and give you a look..
How about a men sports lounge where Tom Boys are allowed and any women that mouths off can be removed .. Big organ we could call on you to man handle them if they give us trouble..take em out the back and give em some..

[MCat]

Big organ we could call on you to man handle them if they give us trouble..take em out the back and give em some..

I think I'll be the first lady to be naughty if that's what we get ;)

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

Do you women really need a room? NO...you need us guys...why if it weren't for us, when you got together, you'd have nothing to talk about !!

Oh I beg to differ, Shopowner...I think that's what they want!
A place TO talk about the men.:D

[SirFox]

Have you ever looked at how Caveman and Cavewomen lived? The MALES were with the MALES when they went hunting for their families and their offspring. The FEMALES would cuddle among themselves to give themselves security when the MALES were off looking for wild boar or other things...

Our great Western societies today are not much different in one sense. The modern form is for women to create clubs between them "to share". I wonder what they share, incidentally... same things as their sisters of the CavePerson era? Emotional reassurance? No problem with that.

When men decide that they want to have an all MALE club and smoke good Cubans and talk men talk, woman want to barge in and dictate what we smoke, what we talk about and then decide to use the word to descriminate when we don't let them.

I am a MALE. It isn't always easy. But I love being MALE and I want to remain MALE with my prerogatives which includes having time off from the Gentler Sex (to be more available to them afterwards...hey hey...) I have become frustrated over the issue of sex descrimination and Gentlemen Clubs over the years as being descriminating.

I am sure that Women need their time off as well.

So in conclusion to this sermon, Ladies, want a ladies EXCLUSIVE club? I have no problem with that but then we will have our MALE exclusive club as well which will be only allowable to men.

Do I need to remind ourselves that we are a Married and Flirting Chat Club? Do we REALLY need such forums here?

Just my point of view....in music....:rules:

[shopowner]

Why can I see some folks pics & NOT OTHERS? Got to get to 50 I guess.

[shopowner]

I want to see Cindy!

[shopowner]

noone ever uses the chat area! Why?

[shopowner]

Penny...I think you must be overworked. You are everywhere in this website!

[Norfolkdave]

I think I'll be the first lady to be naughty if that's what we get ;)

Ill get front row seats a big camera and wham let em roll baby;)

[Penny]

I am I am overworked everywhere. I need a vacataion :D



Penny...I think you must be overworked. You are everywhere in this website!

[Penny]

The chat room is there for people to use if they want to talk real time. I see lots of people using it lately. You just need to hit it at the right time ;)



noone ever uses the chat area! Why?

[Norfolkdave]

I am I am overworked everywhere. I need a vacataion :D

Im here 24/7 let me help somehow;)

[Big O]

Cotties, I would be more than happy to admin the Men's Sport Lounge, or the MSL as I have just named it.
Penny, what do you think? You girls have a place to be by your selves, why not us?
we could use a forum just to talk among ourselves also.
BigO

[Norfolkdave]

Cotties, I would be more than happy to admin the Men's Sport Lounge, or the MSL as I have just named it.
Penny, what do you think? You girls have a place to be by your selves, why not us?
we could use a forum just to talk among ourselves also.
BigO

We got to ask admin for a new place to hide ot longer bits of rope;)

[Cotties]

I want to see Cindy!
I tell you shop owner she is worth the wait.. All hail Cindy's ass!

[shygirl]

Ok, I really gotta get busy! All this talk about Xenote's ass? :lf


It must be in the premium section, so look out 50, here I come!;)

[brazz_04]

it says i do not have permission when i try to view certain profiles and wheni try to pm!!! help me please!!!

[Norfolkdave]

it says i do not have permission when i try to view certain profiles and wheni try to pm!!! help me please!!!

you havent enough posts, its doe for a reason, but you will have to ask penny:wa:

[Penny]

Once you have 50 post a whole new world will open up for u :)



it says i do not have permission when i try to view certain profiles and wheni try to pm!!! help me please!!!

[spare_change]

Once you have 50 post a whole new world will open up for u :)

Course, you have to go thru a physical first -- we want to be sure you can handle the shock!

[Penny]

Whos wearing the rubber gloves for these physicals Spare? You offering to have them turn their heads and cough :D

[Norfolkdave]

Im ready, and I dont need rubber gloves

[sweetgapeach]

HELLO EVERYBODY!! i AM READY FOR MY NEW LIFE. i'LL BE WORKING ON MY 50 POSTS!!

[Norfolkdave]

HELLO EVERYBODY!! i AM READY FOR MY NEW LIFE. i'LL BE WORKING ON MY 50 POSTS!!

Welcome come into the den of eniquity and enjoy the posts.:wa:

[spare_change]

HELLO EVERYBODY!! i AM READY FOR MY NEW LIFE. i'LL BE WORKING ON MY 50 POSTS!!


Come on down!!!!! Ladies and gentlemen -- we have a new contestant!

[Penny]

Nice to see you again. I hope you stick around i would like to bump you to the godess group soon ;)



HELLO EVERYBODY!! i AM READY FOR MY NEW LIFE. i'LL BE WORKING ON MY 50 POSTS!!

[Norfolkdave]

Come on down!!!!! Ladies and gentlemen -- we have a new contestant!

Where do you want me Spare where do you want me.......:D

[spare_change]

Where do you want me Spare where do you want me.......:D

Dave -- you are the prize behind Door #3 !!!!

[Norfolkdave]

Dave -- you are the prize behind Door #3 !!!!

Ok its tight but more passionate behind the door:lmao

[brazz_04]

i see...well i'll keep posting then!

[Penny]

glad to hear :)

[Sandy]

penny i was in the chat room last nite. 11/10 and got booted out. and then i couldn't get back in. it kept saying the was an error in the script. whatever that means.

[Barkiss]

penny i was in the chat room last nite. 11/10 and got booted out. and then i couldn't get back in. it kept saying the was an error in the script. whatever that means.

Was wondering if I pissed you off....;)

[Sandy]

awwww bar you know i love you. lol

[yaser]

awwww bar you know i love you. lolBarkiss must be careful, if you are like your avatar,mywifemark..I would not dare to be loved by you...:kk

[Penny]

Does it work now? I just tried it and it worked :(

[Penny]

Try updating your Flash here http://www.macromedia.com/software/flashplayer/ Thats what I got out of the support line for the chat room

[Sandy]

i did it seems to be working. i have 1 more question for you, why can't i use the smiley faces when i post?
please let me know. thank you.

[Penny]

That is strange. Do u click the go advanced button and see the smileys?

[Sandy]

yes i did and now i can't seem to be able to send a p.m.

[Penny]

I dont see anything here. Try clearing your temporary internet files. try deleting your cookies and see if that works. Sometimes just restarting your PC will work :(

[Sandy]

ok i'm going to try. thank you for all of your help. and i hope i wasn't to much of a headache. lol.

[bonzzz4292]

hello mywifemark says that she has not been able to post either.

[Sandy]

hey penny thanks for all your help, you were right it was my computer. got it fixed. so look out here i come lol

[Penny]

Great to hear :)

[Jy]

Hi Penny, I was jsut curious, is there any way to add or delete smileys that appear on the "Reply to Thread" page to the right of the message space? There are some there that I never use and others from the collection that I use all the time. I know you can add and remove from msn, and wondered if you could here too. I wasn't going to add any from outside the site though, just wanted to personalize the list a bit.

[Penny]

Sure show me some you want added and I can throw out the duds ;)

[Jy]

But would it change the screen for everyone? Or just for me? I don't want to mess with it if it affects everyone else.

[Heaterman]

It would change but most of them aren't being used anyway so if you have something better let's see ;)

[MCat]

It would change but most of them aren't being used anyway so if you have something better let's see ;)

I was wondering why most of the smilies from smilie central won't show up...it says we should be able to use them in emails and for posting on forums and in IM's. Just wondering, don't know too much about such things.

[Jy]

Yes, that too. Thanks MC.

[Wet Beaver]

I was wondering why most of the smilies from smilie central won't show up...it says we should be able to use them in emails and for posting on forums and in IM's. Just wondering, don't know too much about such things.

it is because penny dosen't have the img codes turn on, on all the threads....

[Norfolkdave]

Penny I have sorted this out ok it was a time delay on my password, Im back up and running but wont be posting much I have the dang flu

[Penny]

Some people were hotlinking images from other sites and I was getting complaints :(



it is because penny dosen't have the img codes turn on, on all the threads....

[Wet Beaver]

Some people were hotlinking images from other sites and I was getting complaints :(

you don't want that.......

[Sandy]

no you don't want that. is there any way to block it?

[Wet Beaver]

no you don't want that. is there any way to block it?

she did...she trun off the img codes...that why smiles don't work

[Sandy]

penny how do i start a thread?/
i have no idea how it works?

[MCat]

Quote:
Originally Posted by mywifemark
no you don't want that. is there any way to block it?


she did...she turn off the img codes...that why smiles don't work

Ahhh, so its all tied in together....I see

[Penny]

The thread thing is easy ;) At the top left of the page Say the Everyday Life Forum Page there is a button that says New Thread :)

[Sandy]

ok thank you.

[Penny]

Do u see it? :)

[spare_change]

Do u see it? :)

No -- but if you move just a little, I think I can get a peek!!!


Ohhhhh -- you meant the button!

Sorry!

[Sandy]

lol

spare your a nut. yes penny i saw it thank you. bee just beat me to the punch is all.

[SirFox]

lol

spare your a nut. yes penny i saw it thank you. bee just beat me to the punch is all.

SPARE may be a nut but you can't beat him for trying ....Give him some points MyWifeMark.

:wa:

[Sandy]

hey i always give spare points. he knows i'm just joking with him. :D

[spare_change]

hey i always give spare points. he knows i'm just joking with him. :D

Oh yeah, she gives me points --- but it ain't points I am after!

[Sandy]

all right darling what are you after?

:D

[spare_change]

all right darling what are you after?

:D

I nominate this for silliest question of the month!!!!

[Jy]

I second the motion!

[SirFox]

Shall we vote on this?

[Jy]

I seconded it, so the motion is carried.

[Sandy]

lmao, awwwww come on i just want to hear your sweet talk is all. :D

[Lena]

No -- but if you move just a little, I think I can get a peek!!!


Ohhhhh -- you meant the button!

Sorry!


Oh Spare!!! And i thought you only peeked at me!!!!:)

[Jy]

I nominate this for silliest question of the month!!!!



That's because we all know what you're after spare! You naughty boy!




Do you know where to find it?;)

[Sandy]

thats a good question jugs. do you spare?

:D

[Jy]

Or maybe you're just looking for a good home-cooked meal spare, or someone to muck out the stalls?

[Sandy]

lmao :lmao :lmao

[Lena]

Or maybe you're just looking for a good home-cooked meal spare, or someone to muck out the stalls?

Hey Jugs!!!! Lets give him a helping hand!!! But we will have to do the stalls mucking early so that we can go and make him a big dinner!!!! Then he might stop peeking at everyone else!!!!:) Just enough work for the 2 of us!!! What do you say??:gs

[spare_change]

That's because we all know what you're after spare! You naughty boy!




Do you know where to find it?;)


My mama did raise a fool --- fortunately, it was my older brother!

i DO know where to find it -- I got a map!!!

[spare_change]

Oh Spare!!! And i thought you only peeked at me!!!!:)


uhhhh ----- errrrrrrr ---- ummmmmm.

[spare_change]

Or maybe you're just looking for a good home-cooked meal spare, or someone to muck out the stalls?

All hands appreciated, but I will decide where they work -- got a couple of specific tasks for which I think you are uniquely qualified!!!

[spare_change]

Hey Jugs!!!! Lets give him a helping hand!!! But we will have to do the stalls mucking early so that we can go and make him a big dinner!!!! Then he might stop peeking at everyone else!!!!:) Just enough work for the 2 of us!!! What do you say??:gs


Y'all might want to check on your medical insurance before you start --- you will probably need it.

[spare_change]

lmao, awwwww come on i just want to hear your sweet talk is all. :D


Come ride with me -- then, later we can get the horses.

[Jy]

I'm with you, sister! I put my chaps on, cowboy hat...oops! I forgot my pants!!
And my favourite cookbook. Go west, Lena! I'm right behind you! We'll sing cowboy songs on the way! (I'm back in spare's saddle again....)


Hey Jugs!!!! Lets give him a helping hand!!! But we will have to do the stalls mucking early so that we can go and make him a big dinner!!!! Then he might stop peeking at everyone else!!!!:) Just enough work for the 2 of us!!! What do you say??:gs

[spare_change]

I'm with you, sister! I put my chaps on, cowboy hat...oops! I forgot my pants!!
And my favourite cookbook. Go west, Lena! I'm right behind you! We'll sing cowboy songs on the way! (I'm back in spare's saddle again....)

I spose that means you know my other favorite cowboy song -----


"Happy Tails To You!"

[spare_change]

I spose that means you know my other favorite cowboy song -----


"Happy Tails To You!"

On Halloween, did you sing that old cowboy favorite, "Ghost Riders In My Pie"??

[spare_change]

Hey Jugs!!!! Lets give him a helping hand!!! But we will have to do the stalls mucking early so that we can go and make him a big dinner!!!! Then he might stop peeking at everyone else!!!!:) Just enough work for the 2 of us!!! What do you say??:gs

Stop peeking??? No way!!

I might stop staring -- but sure won't stop peeking!

[Norfolkdave]

I'm with you, sister! I put my chaps on, cowboy hat...oops! I forgot my pants!!
And my favourite cookbook. Go west, Lena! I'm right behind you! We'll sing cowboy songs on the way! (I'm back in spare's saddle again....)

"How is it that you did not fall off the horse, because the indian was really riding at very high speed?"
"I hold a firm grip with both hands of the saddle knob all the time!"
:lmao

[spare_change]

"How is it that you did not fall off the horse, because the indian was really riding at very high speed?"
"I hold a firm grip with both hands of the saddle knob all the time!"
:lmao

And, to finish it ---- "But, Indians don't use saddles!"

[Norfolkdave]

And, to finish it ---- "But, Indians don't use saddles!"

oops!!!!! bareback then mmmmm......Lena...Jugs:lmao

[Lena]

Y'all might want to check on your medical insurance before you start --- you will probably need it.

Ohh don't worry, we are well covered thanks, and ready to start!!!!!!

[Lena]

I'm with you, sister! I put my chaps on, cowboy hat...oops! I forgot my pants!!
And my favourite cookbook. Go west, Lena! I'm right behind you! We'll sing cowboy songs on the way! (I'm back in spare's saddle again....)

Ok!!! I am on my way!! Got my things ready!!!!
Spare!! Ready or not here we come!!!!

[Lena]

Stop peeking??? No way!!

I might stop staring -- but sure won't stop peeking!

Nor will i, if you are wearing that!! Might just be too tempting to lift and peek!!!!

[Lena]

oops!!!!! bareback then mmmmm......Lena...Jugs:lmao

The best way!!! Saddles later on the horse!!!!:D
Ok spare???

[spare_change]

The best way!!! Saddles later on the horse!!!!:D
Ok spare???

Works for me!!!! Course, probably be a short ride --- you will end up hanging on to a limp rein!

[Sandy]

lmao:lmao :lmao

[Lena]

Works for me!!!! Course, probably be a short ride --- you will end up hanging on to a limp rein!

Really Spare???? hhhmmmmm

[spare_change]

Really Spare???? hhhmmmmm


Probably so !

[Jy]

Not with the terrible twins at your service! Lena and I would keep you going!

[Lena]

Yes of course we would!!!!

[spare_change]

Not with the terrible twins at your service! Lena and I would keep you going!

Terrible twins???

I thought it was the Dynamic Duo -- the Precocious Pair -- the Twin Tittilators -- the Fantastic Foursome (you figure that one out!) -- the Teasing Twosome.

but never the terrible twins!

[Sandy]

could you handle triplets?

:D

[Lena]

Terrible twins???

I thought it was the Dynamic Duo -- the Precocious Pair -- the Twin Tittilators -- the Fantastic Foursome (you figure that one out!) -- the Teasing Twosome.

but never the terrible twins!

We would both have any of those names you want to call us!!!
Dynamic duo or rmaybe the teasing Twosome!!?? which one would you like????:)

[Jy]

All great ideas spare! We do mean terrible in the most delightful way though! We haven't had any complaints so far!

well, maybe that one we left strapped to the table...


Terrible twins???

I thought it was the Dynamic Duo -- the Precocious Pair -- the Twin Tittilators -- the Fantastic Foursome (you figure that one out!) -- the Teasing Twosome.

but never the terrible twins!

[Lena]

All great ideas spare! We do mean terrible in the most delightful way though! We haven't had any complaints so far!

well, maybe that one we left strapped to the table...

sssssssshhhhhhh

[ross57412]

well spare change id say you have got your work cut out for yall lol if you want to call it work that is

[Wet Beaver]

hey Ross..... how are ya?? i am glad you are back...:kk

[Jy]

He's on the site WB, but still over there. He checked in to say hi, but told us he's not coming back to Canada. He's trying to decide where to settle now. He sounded like he's in pretty good spirits all things considered though.

[Wet Beaver]

He's on the site WB, but still over there. He checked in to say hi, but told us he's not coming back to Canada. He's trying to decide where to settle now. He sounded like he's in pretty good spirits all things considered though.

i hope the best for him...i have always had a sweet spot for him....

[spare_change]

could you handle triplets?

:D

Heck ya --- I can disappoint one woman, I can disappoint two women -- come on number three!!!!

[spare_change]

We would both have any of those names you want to call us!!!
Dynamic duo or rmaybe the teasing Twosome!!?? which one would you like????:)

I'm kinda fond of the Twin Tittilators -- that way, I can use that name even if only one of you is there!

[Lena]

Yes Ross did seem in very good spirits!!!
He chatted for awhile before we had to go!!!

[Lena]

I'm kinda fond of the Twin Tittilators -- that way, I can use that name even if only one of you is there!

Ok then!!! Twin tittilators we are then!! TT
Hope you can handle us!!!

[Cotties]

I think as the General Spare you should send the freshmeat in first... geronimo!Ok then!!! Twin tittilators we are then!! TT
Hope you can handle us!!!

[Lena]

Are you the freshman cotties??

[spare_change]

I think as the General Spare you should send the freshmeat in first... geronimo!

A good leader would never ask his troops to do something he wouldn't do himself!!!

[Cotties]

As fresh as they come. Well trained and equiped, for any encounter. Are you the freshman cotties??

[Norfolkdave]

Works for me!!!! Course, probably be a short ride --- you will end up hanging on to a limp rein!

And a man of your calbrie too!...LOL:lmao

[Jy]

Nice to see you're a team player spare. Come on! Do it for the team!!



A good leader would never ask his troops to do something he wouldn't do himself!!!

[Sandy]

hey i have poms poms, i'll be the cheering section. :D

[GeekMaster]

hey i have poms poms, i'll be the cheering section. :D

Can I design the cheerleader's outfits??? :D

[Norfolkdave]

Can I design the cheerleader's outfits??? :D

Instead of designing outfits I need help, Im getting a malfunction in hotmail something saying " runtime error" I havent got to reboot my computer all again have I:wa:

[Jy]

I'm not sure, geek. Do you have any experience designing women's clothes? We'll need something bigger than a computer chip!



Can I design the cheerleader's outfits??? :D

[Lena]

A good leader would never ask his troops to do something he wouldn't do himself!!!

Oh yeah????

Is that a promise spare?!!??!!

[Big O]

Instead of designing outfits I need help, Im getting a malfunction in hotmail something saying " runtime error" I havent got to reboot my computer all again have I:wa:

Sorry Dave, can't help you there. Usualy when something bad happens to my computer I just shut it off and hope for the best!!!!
BigO

[Lena]

As fresh as they come. Well trained and equiped, for any encounter.

Sounds like you have all it takes!!:gs

[Big O]

hey i have poms poms, i'll be the cheering section. :D

I would love to see all you women lined up with little skirts on kicking up your heels!!!!!

[Lena]

I'm not sure, geek. Do you have any experience designing women's clothes? We'll need something bigger than a computer chip!

Ohhh Jugs what did you have in mind???
How much bigger!!!??

[Jy]

Well, maybe a scrap or two of fabric, and a bit of string. That should do it!

[jasonmnusa]

how about a short semi-transparent cheerleader skirt and nice skimpy top? you game?

[Lena]

Well, maybe a scrap or two of fabric, and a bit of string. That should do it!

Yes ok!!! Will get them wanting to know more about whats behind it!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lena]

how about a short semi-transparent cheerleader skirt and nice skimpy top? you game?

Doesn't leave much to the imaginations!!

[spare_change]

Doesn't leave much to the imaginations!!


Imagination is way overrated!!!

Personification is much preferred!

[spare_change]

Well, maybe a scrap or two of fabric, and a bit of string. That should do it!

A bit of string??????

From what I hear, you better use parachute cord!!!!

[Sandy]

hey thats part of the fun:wa:

[Jy]

Good idea spare! Or perhaps some 100lb test fishing line! That might hold these puppies up!




A bit of string??????

From what I hear, you better use parachute cord!!!!

[Sandy]

are you sure about that?

:wa:

[spare_change]

Good idea spare! Or perhaps some 100lb test fishing line! That might hold these puppies up!


Perhaps you just need a hand?

[Lena]

Imagination is way overrated!!!

Personification is much preferred!

The anticipation is good, then getting the visual will top it off!!!!

And you can design the outfits!!:gs

[spare_change]

The anticipation is good, then getting the visual will top it off!!!!

And you can design the outfits!!:gs


Outfits? Outfits? You don't need no stinkin' outfits!

[Norfolkdave]

Sorry Dave, can't help you there. Usualy when something bad happens to my computer I just shut it off and hope for the best!!!!
BigO

Thanks Geek, Ill try to sort it out, so if the Shit hits the fan again and Im off line a couple of days dont worry may be trying to sort the dang problem out, thanks though much appreciated.
Dave:wa:

[Lena]

Outfits? Outfits? You don't need no stinkin' outfits!

Oh ok then!!!

[Norfolkdave]

Spare Lena hasnt many only little red and black outfits am I right!!!!

[Lena]

you could be right!!!

[jasonmnusa]

of course lena would look good in anything, well she'd also look good in nothing, so i'm cool either way

[Norfolkdave]

you could be right!!!

Red ..(mon-Tues-Wed-Thurs.....) ( Black Fri Sat Sun mmmmmm:kk

[Norfolkdave]

of course lena would look good in anything, well she'd also look good in nothing, so i'm cool either way

Well Lena do you...LOL:lmao

[Barkiss]

Well Lena do you...LOL:lmao

I can vouch...:)

[spare_change]

of course lena would look good in anything, well she'd also look good in nothing, so i'm cool either way

Actually, Lena looks best in .............




my bed!

[Wet Beaver]

Actually, Lena looks best in .............




my bed!

she would be the only thing thats looks good in your bed.....

[Lena]

I can vouch...:)

Oh Barks!!! Don't tell tham all of our secrets!!!!

[Barkiss]

Oh Barks!!! Don't tell tham all of our secrets!!!!

No worries...no secrets given...just responding to inquiries ;)

[Lena]

Actually, Lena looks best in .............




my bed!


ohhhh Spare is that an invite??

[Lena]

she would be the only thing thats looks good in your bed.....

awwww thank you WB!!!!!:)

[spare_change]

she would be the only thing thats looks good in your bed.....


Who cares? As long as she gets there!

[Wet Beaver]

Who cares? As long as she gets there!

and you are not afraid that once you get into bed...she won't start laughing??

[spare_change]

and you are not afraid that once you get into bed...she won't start laughing??

Probably -- but the trick is to catch her when she is feeling sympathetic!

[Wet Beaver]

Probably -- but the trick is to catch her when she is feeling sympathetic!

then,,i think you are going to have a long wait.....

[spare_change]

then,,i think you are going to have a long wait.....


LOL -- Oh, i don't know, it's been effective once or twice.

[Wet Beaver]

LOL -- Oh, i don't know, it's been effective once or twice.

but that wasn't Lena

[jasonmnusa]

truthfully I think all the women in here would look good in anything. It's amazing to see all these hot gals.

[Sandy]

awww thank you jason:wa:

[Jy]

True, but I think Lena may be his only hope of being effective again!



but that wasn't Lena

[Lena]

True, but I think Lena may be his only hope of being effective again!

YOu think so Jugs???
So are you saying that i should do it for humanity sake???:)

[Lena]

No worries...no secrets given...just responding to inquiries ;)

Ok Barks!!! But becareful with your responses!!!:gs

[youngbuck]

im a flirt

[spare_change]

YOu think so Jugs???
So are you saying that i should do it for humanity sake???:)


To heck with humanity -- do it for my sake !!!!


Think of it as your good deed for this day.

[Norfolkdave]

im a flirt

So am I and so are the other here LOL:lmao

[Jy]

Wasn't there a quiz about this on another thread? Something about sympathy sex?







To heck with humanity -- do it for my sake !!!!


Think of it as your good deed for this day.

[jasonmnusa]

So am I and so are the other here LOL:lmao

hey i'm not a flirt, i'm just peverted.

[Sandy]

welcome aboard jason, we're all perverts. :D

[Lena]

I'm not!!! Thank you!!!

[Lena]

To heck with humanity -- do it for my sake !!!!


Think of it as your good deed for this day.


For your sake!!??? Hhhmmmm

[Sandy]

awwww lena you know i love you, your a great teacher need i say more. :D :kk

[Jy]

I prefer to think of myself as a flirt. A coquette even, or a trifler, an incurable romantic, or even a bit of a hell-raiser. But not a pervert.




welcome aboard jason, we're all perverts. :D

[spare_change]

I prefer to think of myself as a flirt. A coquette even, or a trifler, an incurable romantic, or even a bit of a hell-raiser. But not a pervert.

A rose, by any other name, would still smell as sweet.

[Jy]

:kk

[Norfolkdave]

welcome aboard jason, we're all perverts. :D

What do you call an adolescent rabbit?
A pubic hair. :lmao

from one pervert to another ....LOL:D

[Sandy]

hey i meant it in the good way not the bad way. :wa:

[Penny]

lol

[Lena]

I prefer to think of myself as a flirt. A coquette even, or a trifler, an incurable romantic, or even a bit of a hell-raiser. But not a pervert.

Yep!! Too true!!!Thats a good one!!!! a hellraiser!!!!
No pervert here either!!

[Penny]

We know that :kk



hey i meant it in the good way not the bad way. :wa:

[Sandy]

lol just making sure. :wa: