What's Your Beef?

[rainbowhigh]

my favorite are the ones going slow and the blinker going

You know they're saying "you hear that clicking noise"

yup. my minivan has an idiot bell that goes off when you forget to turn off your blinker. And I feel like a first rate idiot when it goes off. (I guess it succeeded in its purpose.) :whee:

[Momma]

LMAO....Oh my god...I laughed so hard...because that's exactally what my Mom did not to long ago...:lmao



my favorite are the ones going slow and the blinker going

You know they're saying "you hear that clicking noise"

[matt1426]

yup. my minivan has an idiot bell that goes off when you forget to turn off your blinker. And I feel like a first rate idiot when it goes off. (I guess it succeeded in its purpose.) :whee:

you'd know I'd never call you an idiot :D

[rainbowhigh]

you'd know I'd never call you an idiot :D

I should hope not. I might get my feelings hurt - especially since it would be coming from a good old AR boy. ;)

[matt1426]

That's right we have much more colorful expressions

[Norfolkdave]

Don't you drive on the wrong side of the road? If I were to come there, I would be the one everyone would be yelling at. Lol :D

LO we drive on the proper side of the road its you lot on the wrong side hell couldnt get used to that :lmao :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

my favorite are the ones going slow and the blinker going

You know they're saying "you hear that clicking noise"

LOl yes and when they want to turn right or left they turn it off :lmao :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

That's right we have much more colorful expressions

I hoot and give the middle finger salute at those who turn without incating LOL and those that dont know what a white light is when reversing LOl:lmao

[spare_change]

I hoot and give the middle finger salute at those who turn without incating LOL and those that dont know what a white light is when reversing LOl:lmao

I saw the white light last night -- strangely drawing me to it, beckoning me to cross.



Glad I didn't listen -- it was a freakin' train!

[Norfolkdave]

I saw the white light last night -- strangely drawing me to it, beckoning me to cross.



Glad I didn't listen -- it was a freakin' train!

Yeah I see the light too, evertime I go to the loo, strange that:lmao :lmao

[spare_change]

Yeah I see the light too, evertime I go to the loo, strange that:lmao :lmao

That's not THE light -- that's the relfection off your bald head in the mirror!

[Norfolkdave]

That's not THE light -- that's the relfection off your bald head in the mirror!

I know its the light I see, its also good in bed I see light at the end of the tunnel LOl:lmao :lmao

[spare_change]

I know its the light I see, its also good in bed I see light at the end of the tunnel LOl:lmao :lmao


...... unless, of course, it is a REALLY big tunnel.

[Norfolkdave]

...... unless, of course, it is a REALLY big tunnel.

yeah then I get the reflection and someone moans Oh Oh Oh Oh ODIN Oh:lmao :lmao

[spare_change]

yeah then I get the reflection and someone moans Oh Oh Oh Oh ODIN Oh:lmao :lmao

Or, is it "Oh,Odin, not again! Can't you get that thing fixed?"

[Norfolkdave]

Or, is it "Oh,Odin, not again! Can't you get that thing fixed?"

Simple I wear my helmet LOL and its ODIN mmmmmm:lmao

[Big O]

tropical storms and hurricanes!

[Penny]

careful down there Big O I was thinking of you when I saw the news

[CJSinIL]

Construction Zones that have three miles blocked off, to work on a 10 ft section of road.

[Nyc_45]

People who step off the escalator and just stand there... Where am I suppose to go???? Its like they have no clue people are coming up behind them wanting to step off also:spbx:

[CJSinIL]

When I have an itch on my foot with my work boots on, and can't get the itch to go away. Even if i'm jumping on my own foot, trying to feel pain instead of that annoying ass feeling.

[spare_change]

The fact that everything in this world is built for right handed people.

[CJSinIL]

Yes, we rule.



The fact that everything in this world is built for right handed people.

[cherokeered]

All the rain....am getting waterlogged....;)

[SaltyLime]

those who love to panic

[Itshardon-theroad]

Round-abouts. I know what they're for, but they piss me off. "Look kids, Big Ben. Parliament."

[pixiegirl]

Round-abouts. I know what they're for, but they piss me off. "Look kids, Big Ben. Parliament."

Lol :lmao priceless!!

[Itshardon-theroad]

Lol :lmao priceless!!

The ones in Kenya aren't any better. Oh, and you should see the lame ass attempts we make at them in the US. I can't tell you how many times people drive the wrong direction on them so they can make a left without going all the way around. Jeez!!!

[pixiegirl]

The ones in Kenya aren't any better. Oh, and you should see the lame ass attempts we make at them in the US. I can't tell you how many times people drive the wrong direction on them so they can make a left without going all the way around. Jeez!!!

I saw one in kenya that was just an empty oil drum!

Now THAT is a roundabout.

We have a roundabout in the UK called The Magic Roundabout in a place called Weston super Mare it is crazy!

[Sunfiresix]

How about cities with the majority of the streets one way, like a gigantic round-about...

[Annie]

How about cities with the majority of the streets one way, like a gigantic round-about...
Oh I can deal with those! Come see me in downtown Chicago where most of the streets are one way and they are full of crazy assed drivers!! It's the angle streets that throw me off! We have quite a few of 'em here and I never know how far north or south, east or west I am on the cross roads.

[hoss]

that it never gets easier after someone passes away...It pisses me off that i still get sp depressed............

[Annie]

that it never gets easier after someone passes away...It pisses me off that i still get sp depressed............
Me too Hoss. My sister died over 40 years ago and every now and then something triggers it and the sadness just washes over me ...

[hoss]

Me too Hoss. My sister died over 40 years ago and every now and then something triggers it and the sadness just washes over me ...

thanks...i have hardly no family left,but its really hard when someone young dies because of someone elses inattention....

[Itshardon-theroad]

I saw one in kenya that was just an empty oil drum!

Now THAT is a roundabout.

We have a roundabout in the UK called The Magic Roundabout in a place called Weston super Mare it is crazy!

I think I went through a "roundabout" in Lokichoggio that was something like an oil drum. Of course it could have just fallen off a truck and people formed a roundabout around it.

Anything with the words "magic" and "roundabout" in it cannot be good. Does it take magic to get out once you are in?

[Itshardon-theroad]

Oh I can deal with those! Come see me in downtown Chicago where most of the streets are one way and they are full of crazy assed drivers!! It's the angle streets that throw me off! We have quite a few of 'em here and I never know how far north or south, east or west I am on the cross roads.

I think Atlanta might be even worse. None of the roads here are straight. They change names about 100 times and all of them have "peach" in the title. The OnStar folks must have a whole center dedicated to helping the people who get lost in this city.

[Tycoon]

That marriage is over.....I hate to say it.

[Tycoon]

Chicago is straight forward...use the angle streets to save time......ATL...forget it...the roads travel wherever the wind blows...I:sc immediately bought a GPS....FREEDOM!!

[Tycoon]

138 streets in ATL that have the name peach in it....a fun fact...unless you live in ATL now like I do.

[Cotties]

Hi Tycoon...I guess atlanta are fond of peaches...we had one here before but a dog ran off with her138 streets in ATL that have the name peach in it....a fun fact...unless you live in ATL now like I do.

[Itshardon-theroad]

138 streets in ATL that have the name peach in it....a fun fact...unless you live in ATL now like I do.

I do as well. I think I only have to go on two or three roads each day with the word "peach" in them, but God forbid I get lost over off of 285 and Peachtree Dunwoody or one of those roads. Then I'm screwed.

[hoss]

when momma gets more attention then me.......god that pisses me to no end....
its all about me me me me me me

[rainbowhigh]

when momma gets more attention then me.......god that pisses me to no end....
its all about me me me me me me

awwwww..... poor baby. put some chocolate on your chest and see if that helps. :D

[cherokeered]

Can I lick it off?

[hoss]

Can I lick it off?

nope...someone already beat u too it.....when your this hot you gotta be quick ...:wa:

[cherokeered]

nope...someone already beat u too it.....when your this hot you gotta be quick ...:wa:


Oh thats okay....:whee:



Cherokee...was just being polite anyway....:wa:

[Feelgoode]

Oh thats okay....:whee:



Cherokee...was just being polite anyway....:wa:

Hey there Cher, looks like we won't be able to go to Fenway for our October date :cry:

[cherokeered]

Hey there Cher, looks like we won't be able to go to Fenway for our October date :cry:


Awww..thats too bad....but Shea will be rocking....lol

[Feelgoode]

Awww..thats too bad....but Shea will be rocking....lol

LOL, can I still come???:D

[cherokeered]

LOL, can I still come???:D


Of course hun....:kk

[Feelgoode]

Of course hun....:kk

Woohoo!!:knuddel: :kkThanks Cher!!

[Newenglandman]

Dave:

What the heck is a Walsingham????????

[Misty]

what pisses me off is when I get pissed of after telling myself I wont be pissed off :(

[Cotties]

holy shit I'm going to say something that sounds racist here but living in asia in humid conditions these people just don't get how eaculators work[and how simple is it]. 20 percent do. but the rest...for fucks sake get the hell out of the way before I trample my six foot tall ass over the top of you and your family...People who step off the escalator and just stand there... Where am I suppose to go???? Its like they have no clue people are coming up behind them wanting to step off also:spbx:

[Jy]

Exactly! Don't they know we're the only ones in our right minds?!The fact that everything in this world is built for right handed people.

[Nyc_45]

holy shit I'm going to say something that sounds racist here but living in asia in humid conditions these people just don't get how eaculators work[and how simple is it]. 20 percent do. but the rest...for fucks sake get the hell out of the way before I trample my six foot tall ass over the top of you and your family... Thats why when I go to the shopping mall I wear the biggest bad ass boots I got and walk up a few ankles:55

[Nyc_45]

Exactly! Don't they know we're the only ones in our right minds?! Leftys RULE:D

[Cotties]

I hear left handed men are far more girlish except in swinging a bat..


I think they should go back to the old days when teachers use to hit children for using their left.......anyone agree

[Nyc_45]

I hear left handed men are far more girlish except in swinging a bat..


I think they should go back to the old days when teachers use to hit children for using their left.......anyone agree You NEED to start hanging in sports bars my uninformed friend :nu :nu :nu

[Cotties]

I bat left handed ..its been passed down 3 generations from my great grandfather ... I'll never forgive him for sharing a trait thats not natural to a right handed man...


I hear lefties are more artistic? yes that statement is a question...does anyone think its true?
You NEED to start hanging in sports bars my uninformed friend :nu :nu :nu

[Nyc_45]

I bat left handed ..its been passed down 3 generations from my great grandfather ... I'll never forgive him for sharing a trait thats not natural to a right handed man...


I hear lefties are more artistic? yes that statement is a question...does anyone think its true? You got me there ...the way I love to write I can't argue that point

[Jy]

Everyone knows how to use escalators in Vancouver. Standers stand on the right side, walkers on the left. How can people possibly mess that up? And yes, a huge percentage of the population here is Asian. holy shit I'm going to say something that sounds racist here but living in asia in humid conditions these people just don't get how eaculators work[and how simple is it]. 20 percent do. but the rest...for fucks sake get the hell out of the way before I trample my six foot tall ass over the top of you and your family...

[Jy]

You're a lefty too?! That doesn't surprise me!Leftys RULE:D

[Nyc_45]

You're a lefty too?! That doesn't surprise me!

Guilty as charged me Lady ;)

[Jy]

I've found it to be the case in other lefties that I've met. I love to paint, draw, create. My degree is in fine art, so I think it's true.

What do righties think? Have you found that lefties tend to be more artistic?

I bat left handed ..its been passed down 3 generations from my great grandfather ... I'll never forgive him for sharing a trait thats not natural to a right handed man...


I hear lefties are more artistic? yes that statement is a question...does anyone think its true?

[Cotties]

the problem here is there are more shopping centres than anywhere I've been in the world. on the weekend truck loads of people hit the centres. its like a day out for the poorer folks. if there is a t.v set in a department store with a movie on people will block the walk way for half an hour and enjoy the free 10000 inch flat screen t.v. its airconditioned and free. they then head down the escucators but when they get to the bottom they don't know if they want to head left or right because they have no intension of buying anything anyway but want to kill as much time as possible. These shops here are crowded....not a bit crowded but crammed with idiots...I swear I'm being polite about this....there are just so many morons ...but wow...the amount of beautiful women dressed to impress make it worth while..Everyone knows how to use escalators in Vancouver. Standers stand on the right side, walkers on the left. How can people possibly mess that up? And yes, a huge percentage of the population here is Asian.

[Cotties]

all we think is thank goodness can openers are all right handed. I also think its near impossible to wank with my left hand. I'm sure right handed artists disagree with my comment but if you google it I bet a large percentage of artists are left handed...another thought I have is if I drove a manual car in the states it would be easier if you were left handed. I've found it to be the case in other lefties that I've met. I love to paint, draw, create. My degree is in fine art, so I think it's true.

What do righties think? Have you found that lefties tend to be more artistic?

[Jy]

Sounds like Metrotown here in Burnaby. Hoards of people just shuffling along, in no hurry to get anywhere, elbow to elbow, just passing time. I bet Hoss and Momma can vouch for that!

I get anxiety just thinking about it. I have a long stride and can't stand having to take mincing little steps.

the problem here is there are more shopping centres than anywhere I've been in the world. on the weekend truck loads of people hit the centres. its like a day out for the poorer folks. if there is a t.v set in a department store with a movie on people will block the walk way for half an hour and enjoy the free 10000 inch flat screen t.v. its airconditioned and free. they then head down the escucators but when they get to the bottom they don't know if they want to head left or right because they have no intension of buying anything anyway but want to kill as much time as possible. These shops here are crowded....not a bit crowded but crammed with idiots...I swear I'm being polite about this....there are just so many morons ...but wow...the amount of beautiful women dressed to impress make it worth while..

[rainbowhigh]

I've found it to be the case in other lefties that I've met. I love to paint, draw, create. My degree is in fine art, so I think it's true.

What do righties think? Have you found that lefties tend to be more artistic?

My brothers are both lefties. They are both about as creative as a goat. No interest at all in anything creative. I'm the creative one of the bunch.

[CJSinIL]

My dogs waking me up by jumping on the bed and licking my face. If only one of you women in here could replace them, than it might not be so bad.

[Annie]

My brothers are both lefties. They are both about as creative as a goat. No interest at all in anything creative. I'm the creative one of the bunch.
My mom is what they call a true lefty; she is a bit more creative than the rest of us. When my mom writes she looks exactly like a right handed person in a mirror. When quite a few other lefties write, they hold their hand above what they write, and slant the paper drastically, and appear to be writing almost backwards. I have heard that these lefties have their brain wired much more closely to that of a right handed person.

[rainbowhigh]

My mom is what they call a true lefty, she is a bit more creative than the rest of us. When my mom writes she she looks exactly like a right handed person in a mirror. When quite a few other lefties write, they hold their hand above what they write, and slant the paper drasticaly, and appear to be writing almost backwards. I have heard that these lefties have their brain wired much more closely to that of a right handed person.

That must be it. I watch my brothers write sometimes and wonder how they do it. LOL

[CJSinIL]

Hi Annie, nice to see you.

[CJSinIL]

I was a lefty, but switched to a righty. Now I can use both. Very helpful sometimes.

[rainbowhigh]

I was a lefty, but switched to a righty. Now I can use both. Very helpful sometimes.

I can only imagine.... :D

[matt1426]

I was a lefty, but switched to a righty. Now I can use both. Very helpful sometimes.

no kidding you could do the switchoff move to perfection then:D

[CJSinIL]

Yeah, the switch-off works well. Use your imagination Rainbow. I know I do.

[Annie]

Hi Annie, nice to see you.

Hi sweetie! It's nice to see you too! Ambidextrous, huh? Now that's good to know!!

[CJSinIL]

Yep, always a good thing to know.

What pisses me off: Garden Gnomes - I hate how they stare at me and smirk.

[rainbowhigh]

Yeah, the switch-off works well. Use your imagination Rainbow. I know I do.

looking at your avatar - it's not a hard thing to do... :D

[CJSinIL]

Looking at your avatar, its not hard to do either. Wait, ummm. Okay, so i like to think of trees and cool things in the sky.

[Annie]

Yep, always a good thing to know.

What pisses me off: Garden Gnomes - I hate how they stare at me and smirk.

I know what ya mean! Don't you always wonder what's going on their little ceramic brains?

[CJSinIL]

You mean they aren't real? Freaky.

[rainbowhigh]

Looking at your avatar, its not hard to do either. Wait, ummm. Okay, so i like to think of trees and cool things in the sky.

:lmao Yeah, that's why you ended up here. LOL

[CJSinIL]

Darn, you caught me.

[rainbowhigh]

Darn, you caught me.

It'll be our little secret. ;)

[lhc2]

Hello all...new here and not sure how it all works...but worth a try!

[rainbowhigh]

Hello all...new here and not sure how it all works...but worth a try!

WELCOME to the site, lhc2! Nice to meet you. :wa:

[CJSinIL]

[Okay, shhhh.
QUOTE=rainbowhigh]It'll be our little secret. ;)[/QUOTE]

[Sandy]

hi welcome to the site, your doing great, go to other threads you like, post just like you did here, and members will answer back













Hello all...new here and not sure how it all works...but worth a try!

[spare_change]

Hello all...new here and not sure how it all works...but worth a try!

Welcome aboard --- hope you enjoy the ride !!

[lhc2]

tyvm...i noticed smilie's waving with left hand...where is his right hand?

[Momma]

Welcome to the site hun...you'll get it, and when you do...it'll be a blast...:kk



Hello all...new here and not sure how it all works...but worth a try!

[Lena]

tyvm...i noticed smilie's waving with left hand...where is his right hand?
Hiding!!
Hello lhc2!!
Enjoy yourself and have some fun here!!
Get to know everyone!!:)

[CJSinIL]

Hey momma, I got more honey when pooh runs out.

[lhc2]

ty...how do you access profiles...says I do not have access?

[Momma]

Mmmm, thanks hun...I may take you up on that offer....:knuddel:



Hey momma, I got more honey when pooh runs out.

[Momma]

You won't have access yet hun....you have to get to I believe 150 posts before you can do that....:kk



ty...how do you access profiles...says I do not have access?

[CJSinIL]

Just let me know. I'm here to help.


What pisses me off: When I put my ping pong table and the directions said to do it one way, and the picture told me to do it another way, and neither were right. Somewhere, someone in China is laughing at me.
Mmmm, thanks hun...I may take you up on that offer....:knuddel:

[Annie]

When my son misplaces my keys. On that ring I have a truck key that costs $125.00 to replace because it has a stupid computer chip in it and my only key to the salon! That's the last time I let him unlock the front door!!! Sheesh...



... Ok ... I feel better now.

[CJSinIL]

Anything I can do to help you feel better.

I hate losing keys too.

When my son misplaces my keys. On that ring I have a truck key that costs $125.00 to replace because it has a stupid computer chip in it and my only key to the salon! That's the last time I let him unlock the front door!!! Sheesh...



... Ok ... I feel better now.

[Annie]

Anything I can do to help you feel better.

I hate losing keys too.
Only if you can shake down my kid for details as to just what he did after he unlocked the door! I'll find them... but you could say a little prayer for me.... I'm headed into his bedroom in a minute or two.


... as soon as I get the haz-mat suit on!

[CJSinIL]

Good luck, I know what i used to keep in my room, lol.
Only if you can shake down my kid for details as to just what he did after he unlocked the door! I'll find them... but you could say a little prayer for me.... I'm headed into his bedroom in a minute or two.


... as soon as I get the haz-mat suit on!

[spare_change]

Only if you can shake down my kid for details as to just what he did after he unlocked the door! I'll find them... but you could say a little prayer for me.... I'm headed into his bedroom in a minute or two.


... as soon as I get the haz-mat suit on!

Don't worry -- that problem will go away. I had two sons that had rooms that should have been declared federal disaster areas.

Then, after one confrontation, they figured out that if they kept their room clean, their mother wouldn't come in there and find their stash of Playboy and Penthouse, grab them by the ear, and drag them to church to ask for penance.

After they turned 14, those rooms were immaculate .

[spare_change]

Don't worry -- that problem will go away. I had two sons that had rooms that should have been declared federal disaster areas.

Then, after one confrontation, they figured out that if they kept their room clean, their mother wouldn't come in there and find their stash of Playboy and Penthouse, grab them by the ear, and drag them to church to ask for penance.

After they turned 14, those rooms were immaculate .


.... and I had great reading material !

[Annie]

Don't worry -- that problem will go away. I had two sons that had rooms that should have been declared federal disaster areas.

Then, after one confrontation, they figured out that if they kept their room clean, their mother wouldn't come in there and find their stash of Playboy and Penthouse, grab them by the ear, and drag them to church to ask for penance.

After they turned 14, those rooms were immaculate .

Thank you for the encouragement! It's nice to know that I only have a couple of years left... I'm praying that I'm as lucky as you that it's Playboy and Penthouse and not some of the kinds of things that my poor mother found!

[CJSinIL]

My mom found my playboy when she went in my room. Put them in order by date and year. It was strange, but very helpful.

[spare_change]

My mom found my playboy when she went in my room. Put them in order by date and year. It was strange, but very helpful.

Dang -- i used to sort mine by breast size. Never thought about that date and year thing.

[CJSinIL]

Easier to sort by breast size. 38dd, 38dd, 38d, 36dd. Dang -- i used to sort mine by breast size. Never thought about that date and year thing.

[spare_change]

Thank you for the encouragement! It's nice to know that I only have a couple of years left... I'm praying that I'm as lucky as you that it's Playboy and Penthouse and not some of the kinds of things that my poor mother found!

Ok -- I gotta ask. What did your mother find in your room??

[CJSinIL]

I had other kinds of things in my room too. lol, and yes, she did find.

[Annie]

My mom found my playboy when she went in my room. Put them in order by date and year. It was strange, but very helpful.

Sounds almost like my mom. She walked in on me in my room doing one-hitters on my bong. I looked up at her and coughed a few times and she said "Don't you think it's about time to put that away?"

[CJSinIL]

I never had anything like that. lol

[matt1426]

Sounds almost like my mom. She walked in on me in my room doing one-hitters on my bong. I looked up at her and coughed a few times and she said "Don't you think it's about time to put that away?"

way to go mom, would have been even better if she cleaned it for you

[Annie]

way to go mom, would have been even better if she cleaned it for you

Cleaned what? My bong or my weed?

.. or perhaps my room?

[matt1426]

Cleaned what? My bong or my weed?

.. or perhaps my room?

no the bong, that would then make your mom the official coolest mom in the world:D

[Annie]

no the bong, that would then make your mom the official coolest mom in the world:D
My son wasn't quite so blessed in the "Cool Mom" department. If I ever found weed in his room he'd end up in one of two places. It would be either the hospital (if he's lucky.... I might change that one to the morgue) or the police department.

[Jy]

I write like your mom - exact mirror image of a rightie. I know what you mean about the overhand writers. I don't know how they do it! They're practically writing unside down!!My mom is what they call a true lefty; she is a bit more creative than the rest of us. When my mom writes she looks exactly like a right handed person in a mirror. When quite a few other lefties write, they hold their hand above what they write, and slant the paper drastically, and appear to be writing almost backwards. I have heard that these lefties have their brain wired much more closely to that of a right handed person.

[hoss]

when i go to the meat store and buy a roast and a package of bacon ,and some wieners and it costs over $40.....

oh yeh...when i lose half of my overtime cheque to the government.....

[OnlY4Sum]

Well I see the gov't in Canada is no differnt than the gov't in the USA.



when i go to the meat store and buy a roast and a package of bacon ,and some wieners and it costs over $40.....

oh yeh...when i lose half of my overtime cheque to the government.....

[hoss]

Well I see the gov't in Canada is no differnt than the gov't in the USA.

hey buddy......nope 35 % ...what a joke...

[OnlY4Sum]

They always know how to spend our money better than we do, amazing isn't it. How ya doing man, long time since we chatted!



hey buddy......nope 35 % ...what a joke...

[hoss]

They always know how to spend our money better than we do, amazing isn't it. How ya doing man, long time since we chatted!


doing good thanks...told momma you were on....she jumped up and ran to the puter....

[cherokeered]

when people send ya a pm and then ya try to answer but hey..the box is full..lol

[Sandy]

oh i hate that

[hoss]

pisses me off when some woman....who shall remain unnamed....SMACKS ME IN THE ARM WHERE I JUST GOT A FRIGGING TATTOO..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WHAT I DO ..HUH....TELL ME....MOMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Sandy]

do it again momma, i wanna see :lmao :na

[hoss]

do it again momma, i wanna see :lmao :na



what pisses me off is when people jump into..OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWw

[Momma]

There you go Sandy...lol....just for you...:D

[Sandy]

awe thanks momma :kk














There you go Sandy...lol....just for you...:D

[hoss]

awe thanks momma :kk

ok list number one:

people to hunt down before i die :


sandy

[Sandy]

bring it on, i got my whip handy :lmao














ok list number one:

people to hunt down before i die :


sandy

[hoss]

bring it on, i got my whip handy :lmao

ohhhhhhhh...i like that..hurt me baby...hurt me..

hmmmm...harder ..harder,,,,oh god yeh,,,,

[Rickinchi]

What pisses me off? Traffic, especially gapers...it's just a guy changing a tire or god forbid, an actual firetruck, which suddenly turns everyone into a 10 year old both in mentality and driving ability.

[Misty]

when a certain somebody ignores me :(

[hoss]

when a certain somebody ignores me :(

i aint ignoring you.....if im who your talking about..but then again maybe im not...then agian maybe i am....i dunno ...im to drunk to know..ya know

[Misty]

i aint ignoring you.....if im who your talking about..but then again maybe im not...then agian maybe i am....i dunno ...im to drunk to know..ya know

No, i don't know what you want me to know ... but if it would help you to know that I know...I could rpetend that I know :D
hehehehehe does your head hurt yet?
what you drinking?
I made me a blue motorcycle ..... and I aint even cross eyed yet :whee:

[hoss]

No, i don't know what you want me to know ... but if it would help you to know that I know...I could rpetend that I know :D
hehehehehe does your head hurt yet?
what you drinking?
I made me a blue motorcycle ..... and I aint even cross eyed yet :whee:


if you know what i know then youd know that i know you know...if i know what u know then u know what i know....if u know what i know...i gotta kill you...sorry....its the law...

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer baby beeeeeeeeeeer....

one of my head hurts...come kiss it better

[Misty]

if you know what i know then youd know that i know you know...if i know what u know then u know what i know....if u know what i know...i gotta kill you...sorry....its the law...

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer baby beeeeeeeeeeer....

one of my head hurts...come kiss it better

is it the one you are holding? :D


get a grip on yourself, Hoss :D its just a headache ...hehehehe

[hoss]

is it the one you are holding? :D


get a grip on yourself, Hoss :D its just a headache ...hehehehe


if i gotta grip it i need both hands and i wouldnt be able to type...and belive me im having a hard enough time as it is

[Misty]

if i gotta grip it i need both hands and i wouldnt be able to type...and belive me im having a hard enough time as it is

go take an ASSprin :D

[hoss]

go take an ASSprin :D

will u insert it for me....

[Misty]

will u insert it for me....

hehehehehe
sure! with a 20 feet pole :D
Po Si Tion!!!!!

[hoss]

hehehehehe
sure! with a 20 feet pole :D
Po Si Tion!!!!!

gotta use your tongue to wet things first ...goes in easier

[Misty]

gotta use your tongue to wet things first ...goes in easier


yeah got the tong right here......holding the oil rag :D

bend over Hoss

it wont hurt...:D

[cherokeered]

hearing the sump pump and knowing its not doing anything.....sigh

[Norfolkdave]

When the sound works on your webcam in msn but not yahoo, help guys please

[MCat]

hearing the sump pump and knowing its not doing anything.....sigh

Damn that sucks...oh, no I guess it doesn't.:D

[cherokeered]

Damn that sucks...oh, no I guess it doesn't.:D


well..it does and it doesnt...lol

[tiger50]

well..it does and it doesnt...lol

u need a special tiger built sucking system... :D :kk

[cherokeered]

u need a special tiger built sucking system... :D :kk


Hmmm..I do huh?...well, ya probably right...do ya have something for the basement too..lol

[tiger50]

Hmmm..I do huh?...well, ya probably right...do ya have something for the basement too..lol

yes baby... can make a system that werks....

[Norfolkdave]

Still no sound on yahoo, but perfect on msn

[hoss]

when it takes me 3 hours to get rid of a virus on the puter and im trying to watch nascar.....why god WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[RedHotPisces]

you got std's??????????



when it takes me 3 hours to get rid of a virus on the puter and im trying to watch nascar.....why god WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[hoss]

you got std's??????????

yeh..momma must have got them and brought them home...wondered where these tiny crabs came from

[cherokeered]

when it takes me 3 hours to get rid of a virus on the puter and im trying to watch nascar.....why god WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

You should keep off those porn sites..:D

[musicmer]

Sorry Hoss I told her to be wash after we were done:lmao yeh..momma must have got them and brought them home...wondered where these tiny crabs came from

[hoss]

You should keep off those porn sites..:D

geez why dont you tell the whole world...i was looking up ..umm..well it was for...then i went here and .....

forget it.....your right ...:wa:

[musicmer]

The way rep wprks on this site ............ I spread it to those who deserve it

[Cotties]

It seems to be only the freaky porn that come with a free virus...You should keep off those porn sites..:D
busted Cher

[cherokeered]

It seems to be only the freaky porn that come with a free virus...
busted Cher


Not me..I dont visit those sites..but if ya got a virus...where else would ya get it from?

Naughty boy....very naughty....:nu

[Momma]

Don't appologise babe...He never got them from me...and I did wash after we were done....remember?...;) :knuddel:.....LOL



Sorry Hoss I told her to be wash after we were done:lmao

[musicmer]

oh yeah the after shower.... sex in the shower counts as washing right?Don't appologise babe...He never got them from me...and I did wash after we were done....remember?...;) :knuddel:.....LOL

[Cotties]

I use it to flirt with women:sc The way rep wprks on this site ............ I spread it to those who deserve it

[Cotties]

Not if the cum coagulates and you forget to scrub it off with soapoh yeah the after shower.... sex in the shower counts as washing right?

[Momma]

You better believe it baby...LOL...:knuddel:


oh yeah the after shower.... sex in the shower counts as washing right?

[musicmer]

good .... ready to get clean then beautifulYou better believe it baby...LOL...:knuddel:

[Momma]

Oh yeah...ready, just let me knock Hoss out so he won't bother us...:D ;)



good .... ready to get clean then beautiful

[G...G]

When people ask you questions that they already know the answer too

LOL.. doesn't really piss me off!! It's kinda funny

[hoss]

Oh yeah...ready, just let me knock Hoss out so he won't bother us...:D ;)



pisses me off when momma beats the crap out of me....

[Misty]

awwwww come here....let me add a bop :D:D:D

[hoss]

awwwww come here....let me add a bop :D:D:D

evening darling....im kinda sore ....no more tonite

[Misty]

evening darling....im kinda sore ....no more tonite

how about a :kk ? would that help?

It pisses me off to see a sore hoss :D:D:D:

[hoss]

how about a :kk ? would that help?

It pisses me off to see a sore hoss :D:D:D:


thanks...i needed that....:kk

[Misty]

thanks...i needed that....:kk

welcome....now let me see if i can sneak in a :knuddel: while momma's not looking? :D

[hoss]

welcome....now let me see if i can sneak in a :knuddel: while momma's not looking? :D

thanks babe,,,,not my usual fun self tonite sorry..just need a cuddle...

[hoss]

wrong thread..i need to to bed....:wa:

[Misty]

thanks babe,,,,not my usual fun self tonite sorry..just need a cuddle...

opppps
sowee for being goofy
hope you feel lighter tomorrow :)

[hoss]

opppps
sowee for being goofy
hope you feel lighter tomorrow :)

i love your gooyeness...havent slept well in 3 days and its catching up...:kk

[Misty]

i love your gooyeness...havent slept well in 3 days and its catching up...:kk

Goodnite.....your gooyeness ....hehehehhehehehe:kk

[hoss]

Goodnite.....your gooyeness ....hehehehhehehehe:kk

yeh im gone...momma laughing at me..i met goffuyness...nitehun...:wa:

[acguy]

It pisses me off getting no play for 7.5 months.... What the hell am I supposed to do here?

[Norfolkdave]

It pisses me off getting no play for 7.5 months.... What the hell am I supposed to do here?

Pray:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

wrong thread..i need to to bed....:wa:

heh heh heh goodnight:D

[Norfolkdave]

how about a :kk ? would that help?

It pisses me off to see a sore hoss :D:D:D:

It pisses you off too, LOL that echo what was it :lmao :lmao

[hoss]

pisses me off its 215 am and i cant sleep

[MCat]

It pisses me off getting no play for 7.5 months.... What the hell am I supposed to do here?

Wank

[tiger50]

Wank

woohoo.. good cal mc... :lmao :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

LOL MC Brilliant

[SirFox]

It pisses me that the payment for renewals of computer programs is not enough....one also needs to have additional problems re-installing the damn NEW software....

It pisses me off that while you are awaiting for some sod to wake up from his boring job in a security center, you are sitting here like a dead duck waiting to get thrashed by some idiot hacker .... :(

[DukesLady66]

Mind Games and People that can't follow thru with what they threaten to do! Had a really peaceful weekend and of course due to hubby being gone for two days. To get woke up with him bitchin as usual how he can't stand me or the kids, how he'll leave and never come back...but he loves me. Just wish he'd follow thru and get the hell out of here ! I tell him to and we're done then he decides he's staying. That when he leaves I can beg for him back and he'll never come back. Like I told him..Go and don't worry I won't be asking you back. He won't leave!!!! How dense can a person be that someone doesn't want them around???:spbx:

[Itshardon-theroad]

Mind Games and People that can't follow thru with what they threaten to do! Had a really peaceful weekend and of course due to hubby being gone for two days. To get woke up with him bitchin as usual how he can't stand me or the kids, how he'll leave and never come back...but he loves me. Just wish he'd follow thru and get the hell out of here ! I tell him to and we're done then he decides he's staying. That when he leaves I can beg for him back and he'll never come back. Like I told him..Go and don't worry I won't be asking you back. He won't leave!!!! How dense can a person be that someone doesn't want them around???:spbx:

"Do you want me to drag him outside? Kick the sh*t out of him?"

[cherokeered]

Mind Games and People that can't follow thru with what they threaten to do! Had a really peaceful weekend and of course due to hubby being gone for two days. To get woke up with him bitchin as usual how he can't stand me or the kids, how he'll leave and never come back...but he loves me. Just wish he'd follow thru and get the hell out of here ! I tell him to and we're done then he decides he's staying. That when he leaves I can beg for him back and he'll never come back. Like I told him..Go and don't worry I won't be asking you back. He won't leave!!!! How dense can a person be that someone doesn't want them around???:spbx:


Pretty dense hun...take my word for it..lol

[OnlY4Sum]

You could always help him out and PACK HIS BAGS for him.



Mind Games and People that can't follow thru with what they threaten to do! Had a really peaceful weekend and of course due to hubby being gone for two days. To get woke up with him bitchin as usual how he can't stand me or the kids, how he'll leave and never come back...but he loves me. Just wish he'd follow thru and get the hell out of here ! I tell him to and we're done then he decides he's staying. That when he leaves I can beg for him back and he'll never come back. Like I told him..Go and don't worry I won't be asking you back. He won't leave!!!! How dense can a person be that someone doesn't want them around???:spbx:

[Sandy]

kj, you took the words out of my mouth

[OnlY4Sum]

kj, you took the words out of my mouth

Here I'll :knuddel: ya, and put then back in for ya.

[cherokeered]

When I snap at people...really bugs me as soon as the words leave my mouth...



Cherokee...think before you speak...once out, words cant be taken back...:(

[OnlY4Sum]

Mental abuse wore than physical abuse



When I snap at people...really bugs me as soon as the words leave my mouth...



Cherokee...think before you speak...once out, words cant be taken back...:(

[cherokeered]

Mental abuse wore than physical abuse


Yeah...in a way....and sometimes my mouth is a tad too quick...

[OnlY4Sum]

So are you saying, open mouth insert foot?



Yeah...in a way....and sometimes my mouth is a tad too quick...

[cherokeered]

So are you saying, open mouth insert foot?


and swallow tongue..lol

[Cotties]

there only words Cher.....often we just spit words out when we don't know what to say ...we just hope people can forgive ....When I snap at people...really bugs me as soon as the words leave my mouth...



Cherokee...think before you speak...once out, words cant be taken back...:(still curious and shy

[Barkiss]

there only words Cher.....often we just spit words out when we don't know what to say ...we just hope people can forgive ....still curious and shy

Yeah...but many times those words hurt much worse than a 2x4 across the head. BTW Cher...I have the same problem...I call it my delayed conscious. I spend an hour or more every day rewinding my entire day and regretting actions or words...

[Cotties]

Come on Barkiss...you're not one to play games...


whats up...just briefly...so I don't get bored..
Yeah...but many times those words hurt much worse than a 2x4 across the head. BTW Cher...I have the same problem...I call it my delayed conscious. I spend an hour or more every day rewinding my entire day and regretting actions or words...and believe it or not alot of us are curious and want to know....by becoming freinds with people, they learn to care whether they like it or not

[Barkiss]

Come on Barkiss...you're not one to play games...


whats up...just briefly...so I don't get bored..
and believe it or not alot of us are curious and want to know....by becoming freinds with people, they learn to care whether they like it or not



LMAO - I wish it were exciting. Believe me...if I were to tell you what's been going on with me, you would be completely bored. You'll enjoy it more by just guessing...

[Cotties]

that sounds like a title to a new thread...Guess what Barkiss has been up to..



I'll go first....He's become a peach farmer only to realise the crop isn't tradeable...or it could be a penis enlargement operation....but that could take many specialists from around the world....:sc ...we need more creative thinkers to work this one out
LMAO - I wish it were exciting. Believe me...if I were to tell you what's been going on with me, you would be completely bored. You'll enjoy it more by just guessing...

[Barkiss]

that sounds like a title to a new thread...Guess what Barkiss has been up to..



I'll go first....He's become a peach farmer only to realise the crop isn't tradeable...or it could be a penis enlargement operation....but that could take many specialists from around the world....:sc ...we need more creative thinkers to work this one out

Unfortunately...the penis enlargement operation would not take...too little to work with....

[NativeBride]

It pisses me off that guys only need to unzip to piss while we have to, unbutton, unzip, pull down pants, pull down undies, squad and risk a mosquito bite every time we have to go.

[Barkiss]

When I have to wait for the girl to unbutton, unzip, pull down their pants, pull down their undies, squat and then complain about the damn mosquito that bit them while they went....;)

[sweet]

It pisses me off that guys only need to unzip to piss while we have to, unbutton, unzip, pull down pants, pull down undies, squad and risk a mosquito bite every time we have to go.

LMAO!! I know what you mean! :D

[NativeBride]

When I have to wait for the girl to unbutton, unzip, pull down their pants, pull down their undies, squat and then complain about the damn mosquito that bit them while they went....;)

Honey, turn around, you're pissing into the wind.

[Barkiss]

Honey, turn around, you're pissing into the wind.

LMAO - it's just a dribble anyways...:)

[Cotties]

Its no fun you teasing yourself..!!!!!let me do it..Unfortunately...the penis enlargement operation would not take...too little to work with....

[Barkiss]

Its no fun you teasing yourself..!!!!!let me do it..

Who's teasing...that was a moment of sincere honesty which the memory brought me to tears...thanks for reminding me!

[Cotties]

have you tried standing....I hear if you practise it, it gets easy..It pisses me off that guys only need to unzip to piss while we have to, unbutton, unzip, pull down pants, pull down undies, squad and risk a mosquito bite every time we have to go.but I think women are just lazy......shit ...did I just type that

[NativeBride]

have you tried standing....I hear if you practise it, it gets easy..but I think women are just lazy......shit ...did I just type that

Hmmmm. I might try that. But I'll wait until I get a cock first

[NativeBride]

Hmmmm. I might try that. But I'll wait until I get a cock first

Oops, am I allowed to say that? Cock I mean. Would penis, schlong, or dick be more appropriate?

[Cotties]

I prefer one eyed trouser snake but I tend to be fussy..Oops, am I allowed to say that? Cock I mean. Would penis, schlong, or dick be more appropriate?wait until I tell nativebreed that you've been using naughty words...I hope he smacks your ass and them posts some pictures of it:lf

[Norfolkdave]

Oops, am I allowed to say that? Cock I mean. Would penis, schlong, or dick be more appropriate?

Heh heh heh in cotties case I wouldnt worry:lmao

[Cotties]

what do you mean Dave...I'm all class if the women is.....Heh heh heh in cotties case I wouldnt worry:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

what do you mean Dave...I'm all class if the women is.....

Heh heh heh all what...............:lmao

[hoss]

that there's pixie dust all over my bed...do u know how hard that shit is to get up....

[MCat]

It pisses me off that guys only need to unzip to piss while we have to, unbutton, unzip, pull down pants, pull down undies, squad and risk a mosquito bite every time we have to go.

Oh girlie....just wear a big fluffy skirt with nothing underneath...so much easier, and the weather is right for it where you are :55

[Cotties]

you are just becoming too naughty McatOh girlie....just wear a big fluffy skirt with nothing underneath...so much easier, and the weather is right for it where you are :55

[PlayfulMale69]

you are just becoming too naughty Mcat

too naughty .... hmmmmmm .... is that possible? *grin*

[Norfolkdave]

that there's pixie dust all over my bed...do u know how hard that shit is to get up....

That aint pixie dust, its mange:lmao :lmao :lmao

[pixiegirl]

That aint pixie dust, its mange:lmao :lmao :lmao


Mange!!! Cheeky bugger :nu

Pixie dust is very precious


:lmao no, that was funny - but I owe you a slap :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Mange!!! Cheeky bugger :nu

Pixie dust is very precious


:lmao no, that was funny - but I owe you a slap :lmao

Hey I didnt call you mange, LOL I know your dust is loveable, it was Hoss I was saying has mange LOL:lmao

[pixiegirl]

Hey I didnt call you mange, LOL I know your dust is loveable, it was Hoss I was saying has mange LOL:lmao

Aw well thats ok then :lmao


He can fight his own battles against you - in fact that's what he lives for isn't it ;)

Shaking some Pixie dust at ya :kk

[Norfolkdave]

Aw well thats ok then :lmao


He can fight his own battles against you - in fact that's what he lives for isn't it ;)

Shaking some Pixie dust at ya :kk

Hell thankyou girl, I,ll put that in the wrinkles LOL:knuddel:

[cherokeered]

When people finish something and leave the empty container there for you to deal with....



Cherokee...sigh

[MCat]

you are just becoming too naughty Mcat

All of you have corrupted me...I used to be quiet and nice ;)

[Jy]

This is far from my favourite thread, but I needed a place to vent...

Hubby left for work when I was out with our son, and didn't put the dog in her crate.
I got home and she had torn apart five rolls of toilet paper, chewed on most of my son's stuffed animals, and was sleeping on the living couch, which we just had cleaned yesterday.



...I need to go to my happy place now...

[spare_change]

All of you have corrupted me...I used to be quiet and nice ;)


Nooooo -- but i'm working on it.

[Zifnab]

what pisses me off....
selfcentered egocentrics, greedy grabbers, warmongers, bleeding hearts, whack jobs, politicians, shoping malls, Madison Avenue ad agencies, reality television and most of all self induced ignorance.

[Cotties]

I'm on the little doggy's side... it sounds like he had a ballThis is far from my favourite thread, but I needed a place to vent...

Hubby left for work when I was out with our son, and didn't put the dog in her crate.
I got home and she had torn apart five rolls of toilet paper, chewed on most of my son's stuffed animals, and was sleeping on the living couch, which we just had cleaned yesterday.



...I need to go to my happy place now...

[Jy]

She sure did! And I couldn't punish her; she's just doing what dogs do. I just cleaned up the mess then took her for a walk. I'm on the little doggy's side... it sounds like he had a ball

[Cotties]

you good owner.... of course its not her fault...it was like a day in disney land for her...if only she had a cameraShe sure did! And I couldn't punish her; she's just doing what dogs do. I just cleaned up the mess then took her for a walk.

[goat]

hi dr2977

[goat]

wanna play

[hoss]

Hey I didnt call you mange, LOL I know your dust is loveable, it was Hoss I was saying has mange LOL:lmao

yeh my hair is so long ,i dont know whats living in there....

[dr2977]

Well hello there goat

[hoss]

Mange!!! Cheeky bugger :nu

Pixie dust is very precious


:lmao no, that was funny - but I owe you a slap :lmao

it pisses me off that im still picking this pixie dandruff from my bed...next time u can sleep on the floor girl.....maybe a different shampoo will get that out...
or it could be that red dye #4 u use:lmao

[goat]

hi jazzy

[goat]

hey hottie

[goat]

i dont have enough post to pm all u sweeet sexxxxy ladies

[goat]

dr r u male or female

[dr2977]

goat-:kk looks like you'll be there in no time...hell I've been here longer and you've got almost as many posts as I do..:cry: Guess I'll have to work on that! LOL

[dr2977]

female of course