What's Your Beef?

[AL(m)]

Sitting on a leather car seat in a car in summer here. That will give some serious burns...


True but then some ice and soft lips will cool it would it not????
hmm maybe it will heat something else???

[Phlirt]

True but then some ice and soft lips will cool it would it not????
hmm maybe it will heat something else???

Yes, sitting on a block of ice would look like a cartoon... the ice would melt away from the butt :D

[Guymisseswife]

Yes, sitting on a block of ice would look like a cartoon... the ice would melt away from the butt :D

Feverishly i start making an ice carving of my face.

[AL(m)]

Yes, sitting on a block of ice would look like a cartoon... the ice would melt away from the butt :D

True but what a sexy cartoon..........

[scottd]

being asked everyday where im going where ive been and....
this could take a while

[wall-flower]

Sitting on a leather car seat in a car in summer here. That will give some serious burns...

This is exactly what I was thinking

[scottd]

when i have to log off cause the wife is about to get home

[RedVixen]

ummm warming my buns too close to the campfire :D

[wall-flower]

when i have to log off cause the wife is about to get home

This is sooo true. Plus having to erase the history on computer so spouse doesn't know.

[Guymisseswife]

This is sooo true. Plus having to erase the history on computer so spouse doesn't know.
OMG I have done this SOOOO many times....and it has all been a waste since she never looked...lol but i will keep doing it so she does not find the sexy cyber conversations that wallflower keeps having with me.

[wall-flower]

HAH I wish mine never checked. Nope not that lucky. I'm a good liar, but doubt I can come up with something clever enough to explain the sexy butt under Guymisseswife's nickname.

[PlayfulMale69]

HAH I wish mine never checked. Nope not that lucky. I'm a good liar, but doubt I can come up with something clever enough to explain the sexy butt under Guymisseswife's nickname.

That is the good part of having some experience (okay being older). Our wives used to cry when we left on a trip, now they cry when we come back. :D

[PlayfulMale69]

I guess my hot button would be manipulation. I know we all do it to some extent. What drives me crazy is when she uses sexual teasing to get her way and then is too tired to follow through.

But not just sexual manipulation, but other ways too. I guess what drives me crazy about it is, "Do they really think we are that stupid?" That is what I think anyway.

I just wish we would admit the truth. If I know what you really think under the skin, I will know better how to relate to you. Of course that could backfire.

Sorry for rambling all over the place. I will quit now!

[unctarheel_32]

when people try to stick their noses in my business,that makes me mad as hell you know .

[Guymisseswife]

HAH I wish mine never checked. Nope not that lucky. I'm a good liar, but doubt I can come up with something clever enough to explain the sexy butt under Guymisseswife's nickname.

Oh and how i love having your butt under me hunny.

[wall-flower]

That is the good part of having some experience (okay being older). Our wives used to cry when we left on a trip, now they cry when we come back. :D


HAHA you must have been at the airport when I picked hubby up.

[p.J]

Good god! don't mention Beef to a Brit!!!!!

[Cotties]

People who bitch and moan just for the sake of it....well perhaps they think they have some high and mighty cause..who knows

[MIGHTY]

I don't have any beef.....damn, I miss beef.......:D

[unctarheel_32]

when i am watching a good tv show and the damn show is interupted by just what ever.

[wall-flower]

Oh and how i love having your butt under me hunny.

In that case wiggle wiggle

[Guymisseswife]

mmmm

[wall-flower]

when i am watching a good tv show and the damn show is interupted by just what ever.

Especially when it is interrupted by a speach from George W bush.

[wall-flower]

mmmm

Woo hoo I like a vocal guy.

[mile high]

Yesterday, I got into a pointless little spat with a poser (sorry, poster) on another forum. I don't usually bother to argue the toss with people, but this poster was making ad hominem attacks on me. Anyway, this guy signs off one of his 'thoughts' with the prefix "Dr."

Now just as Count Dracula might add the word "Vampire" after his name, I think the Good Doctor was trying to give me a fright by alerting me, should I wish to do combat, to the frightful caliber of my opponent. Though the strategy had an effect of sorts, it was certainly not what the Doctor ordered. For while Doctors who declare themselves so in hospitals or surgeries have a good chance of making me feel better, those who bandy their doctorates in common conversation tend to make me sick.

Was he hoping I was a vocational groupie of Dr Kildare, Quincy or that annoying Dick Van Dyke character, I would be utterly impressed with his humble title, and somehow welcome his diagnosis that I'm "The Smallest Prick on the Internet" (I asked for a second opinion).

I should state right now that I do admire anyone who devotes their days and nights to the sick, the unfortunate and the constitutionally unpleasant (just like my own doctor). It would be entirely appropriate if the matter were medicine, but to invoke the title outside of the surgery, in ordinary discourse, is to suggest that one party holds some universal prescription for all that ails the world!

Having said all of this, I have to admit that there's nothing pops my cork quite like the right doctor in the right situation :D

[Pebbles]

Good god! don't mention Beef to a Brit!!!!!

Very true!!

[mile high]

Some friends and I went to the theatre last night to see West Side Story. The show was fabulous, breathtaking, dazzling...It was every synonym for “fantastic” that I can think of.

The only detracting factor in the entire show had nothing to do with the performance itself. It was the moron of a couple, in the first row, who’d brought their toddler. Yes. A toddler. To a live theatrical performance. Worse still, inexplicably, they delegated most of the responsibility for the little one to their teenage son.

And here is where I go on a tirade.

I am so sick of these self-absorbed parents, with an epic sense of entitlement, who think they can drag their kids to every freakin' thing they go to, with no regard for anyone else (including the child). When you can afford £125 in tickets for a show, you should ensure you have a clue what kind of show it is, and you can afford a goddamned babysitter. Your infant is not going to get anything out of the show anyway. In fact, as far as I am concerned, most children under the age of 10 will not fully appreciate it so don’t waste the money. Suck it up and RENT A BLOODY DVD instead.

And while I am on my tirade…

If you show up late to a show like this, thank your lucky stars they let you get seated at all. So while you are waiting for the usher to arrange for the people watching the show to get up so you can get to your seat, crouch down for fecks sake. Don’t just stand there, blocking everyone’s view of the stage. Show some consideration for the fact that you are disturbing other people by getting your sorry arse there late.

[cmt21lem]

i hate to repeat myself when someone is not listening but want me to repeat, I usually will not

[p.a]

Well my wife says I over explain things. That may be true but she also has idiosyncrasies I've learned to live with but don't get so hot and bothered about.

[Lacey]

I get sick of being invisible in this house!

[toowildtotame]

I will be talking to my husband for ten minutes and he looks like he is listening but ten mins later he will ask me what did you say? :(
HUH!! Penny ?? What did you say??
I think I have been accused of that one myself-- many many mmmmmmmmmmany times by many different women- I think its mmmmm Senility??

[Amaretto]

OK, this isn't a huge pet peeve, but a minor irritation. I happen to be a bit obsessive about using correct spelling, but realize most people aren't quite that anal about it. However, the word "tongue" is so consistently misspelled that it has started to annoy me. Seems like 9 times out of 10, I see tongue spelled "tounge" which makes it look like it should rhyme with "lounge."

Spelling test will be next Friday. One word only: t-o-n-g-u-e.
Now everyone practice writing it 20 times.

:lf

tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

:lf

Any guys who pass the spelling test will advance to the finals, with the grand prize being an opportunity to use that t-o-n-g-u-e on Ms Amaretto!

:whee:

[OpBob]

OK, this isn't a huge pet peeve, but a minor irritation. I happen to be a bit obsessive about using correct spelling, but realize most people aren't quite that anal about it. However, the word "tongue" is so consistently misspelled that it has started to annoy me. Seems like 9 times out of 10, I see tongue spelled "tounge" which makes it look like it should rhyme with "lounge."

Spelling test will be next Friday. One word only: t-o-n-g-u-e.
Now everyone practice writing it 20 times.

:lf

tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

:lf

Any guys who pass the spelling test will advance to the finals, with the grand prize being an opportunity to use that t-o-n-g-u-e on Ms Amaretto!

:whee:

I hear you Amaretto!! I get annoyed with people who say...real-a-tor or safety deposit box or (this is very common in Chicago) vetran instead of veteran....lol...it is like finger nails scratching a chalkboard! I just want to tounge-lash them!

[Amaretto]

I hear you Amaretto!! I get annoyed with people who say...real-a-tor or safety deposit box or (this is very common in Chicago) vetran instead of veteran....lol...it is like finger nails scratching a chalkboard! I just want to tounge-lash them!

Now wait a minute------what is wrong with saying safety deposit box??? That's all I've ever heard em called! I'm with you on real-a-tor, but can't say that I've heard vetran.

Noo-q-lar..........that's the one that makes me scream, especially when it comes from the President of the United States. UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's the one who should get the tounge-lashing!!!! :lmao

[OpBob]

Now wait a minute------what is wrong with saying safety deposit box??? That's all I've ever heard em called! I'm with you on real-a-tor, but can't say that I've heard vetran.

Noo-q-lar..........that's the one that makes me scream, especially when it comes from the President of the United States. UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's the one who should get the tounge-lashing!!!! :lmao

Um, Amaretto....they are safe deposit boxes, because these boxes are in a safe.

We have to get out in the streets of Chicago during Vetrans day! Geez, even the newscasters say it that way.

[Amaretto]

Um, Amaretto....they are safe deposit boxes, because these boxes are in a safe.


Oh!! Now I feel stupid! I'm serious though, I've always heard them called safety deposit boxes. I stand corrected, and will change my vocabulary immediately! But at least I can spell tongue and pronounce NUCLEAR!

[spare_change]

LOL -- we all have them --- maybe we should just make a list of things that grate on us.

Mine is the past tense of lead (leed) --- it should be led ---- but it's become common vernacular to spell it lead, and pronounce it lead (like the mineral!)

And ---- doesn't anybody know where to put the apostrophe (or no apostrophe) in "it's" --- I swear I can see that on a typewritten page from 20 paces!!

[Amaretto]

LOL -- we all have them --- maybe we should just make a list of things that grate on us.

Mine is the past tense of lead (leed) --- it should be led ---- but it's become common vernacular to spell it lead, and pronounce it lead (like the mineral!)

And ---- doesn't anybody know where to put the apostrophe (or no apostrophe) in "it's" --- I swear I can see that on a typewritten page from 20 paces!!

Oh, a man after my own heart, with these spelling and punctuation pet peeves.
How about....
lose/loose and your/you're

I do realize, of course, that people have things OTHER than correct spelling and punctuation when they are at this site! :whee: :D I normally don't bother with capitalization at all in my posts. Not sure why I am using it this time!

[spare_change]

Oh, a man after my own heart, with these spelling and punctuation pet peeves.
How about....
lose/loose and your/you're

I do realize, of course, that people have things OTHER than correct spelling and punctuation when they are at this site! :whee: :D I normally don't bother with capitalization at all in my posts. Not sure why I am using it this time!



Lose/loose -- God, I hate that! LOL

You know the last time I checked they had invented the comma used to indicate stops in the flow of a sentence through the use of phrases in order to more clearly present your thoughts your ideas and your commentary. Why don't we use it any more? Do they cost too much? Is it a global conspiracy? It's better too many than too few!

[Annie]

Grammar... how about to, too and two? That drives me crazy, c'mon folks, it's too when the word also might replace it, it's to if it's from one place to another, and it's two if it comes after one! ie: I went to the store for two gallons of milk, my mom said "get butter too"!

[Shiane]

LOL I can't help but laugh, but it doesn't take much to amuse me.


I've heard safety deposit boxes in fact I would bet I've actually seen that on a bank sign before.

Yallah--- yal-lah=yellow
Yeller--- yel-ler=yellow
Usted--- U-st= used
postabe---- post-a-be= supposed to be
tainy---ta-nee=tiny
worser= worse or worst
cain't----c-ain't=can't
Favrit--- fav-rit or fav-rite or favor-rite= favorite
most times= most of the time


I can laugh because I'm a southern chick who says ul instead of oil and akern instead of acorn.:D I think people just get in a habit of writing like they talk. I rarely pronouce the "ing" and neither do most of the people I know.

[GeekMaster]

Oh, a man after my own heart, with these spelling and punctuation pet peeves.
How about....
lose/loose and your/you're

I do realize, of course, that people have things OTHER than correct spelling and punctuation when they are at this site! :whee: :D I normally don't bother with capitalization at all in my posts. Not sure why I am using it this time!

Irregardless...

I do a lot on E-Bay. In the answer center help chatroom, the word bidded...

Schools are teaching kids to spell like it sounds, then never correcting it later. Give me Phonics and sentence diagraming any day.

[UltimateNaneki]

My beef is avatars.

Geek....:nu why can't you place your avatar the right way?? The lady is laying flat on her back, she is not standing...:lmao

[cheerymissy_34]

stupid drivers....someone who pulls in front of u and then goes 10 miles per hour

[cheerymissy_34]

ohohoh...wait

LIARS....i hate some who lies to me

[cherokeered]

ohohoh...wait

LIARS....i hate some who lies to me


Me too.......

[hoss]

LOL -- we all have them --- maybe we should just make a list of things that grate on us.

Mine is the past tense of lead (leed) --- it should be led ---- but it's become common vernacular to spell it lead, and pronounce it lead (like the mineral!)

And ---- doesn't anybody know where to put the apostrophe (or no apostrophe) in "it's" --- I swear I can see that on a typewritten page from 20 paces!!


Hoss/Hossie ...burns my ass ...as well as my tungue:na

[Cotties]

people who are righteous

[Cotties]

I hate when my wife turns into a bitch

[yaser]

Deceived and used women..

[1hotmommy]

My husband always seems to want to treat me like a child. It's hard to explain, but it's REALLY annoying

[Postman]

Maybe he wants to keep control?

Stupid reason but some men and ladies are control freaks. Sad but true.

My husband always seems to want to treat me like a child. It's hard to explain, but it's REALLY annoying

[Sensual Woman]

Nothing pisses me off more than people who are condescending and play head games. I don't have time or patience for that nonsense:spbx:

[TIGUY]

Nothing pisses me off more than people who are condescending and play head games. I don't have time or patience for that nonsense:spbx:

I HAD THAT SAME PROBLEM WITH MY BOSS LAST WEEK.....he's worried about his job now!!!

[OICurready4me]

I hate when people claim they are deeply religious, go to church several time a week even, and constantly do things that are underhanded and sneaky. That frosts my cupcakes!

[TIGUY]

I hate when people claim they are deeply religious, go to church several time a week even, and constantly do things that are underhanded and sneaky. That frosts my cupcakes!

Unfortunately church goers learn from store front preachers as well!!!

[ksue7274]

Hate when he says one thing and does another.

[Torin]

Insincerity.......

It REALLY pushes ALL of my buttons when someone claims to believe in something, or feel something, or plans to do something...

and the action doesn't follow. So, basically... the easiest way to get my redheaded temper all fired up is to be a hypocrite.

Luckily, that rarely happens. ;)

[Sneaky]

Insincerity.......

It REALLY pushes ALL of my buttons when someone claims to believe in something, or feel something, or plans to do something...

and the action doesn't follow. So, basically... the easiest way to get my redheaded temper all fired up is to be a hypocrite.

Luckily, that rarely happens. ;)

Yup. Me too. Me too Torin.

[Huzyerdaddi]

Quite frankly....this post scares me. :sc



Insincerity.......

It REALLY pushes ALL of my buttons when someone claims to believe in something, or feel something, or plans to do something...

and the action doesn't follow. So, basically... the easiest way to get my redheaded temper all fired up is to be a hypocrite.

Luckily, that rarely happens. ;)

[Torin]

Quite frankly....this post scares me. :sc

Be afraid.... be verrrry afraid... :nu

:kk

[sexytiger]

Be afraid.... be verrrry afraid... :nu

:kk

I will try to make sure you don't get on your bad side....

[hoss]

when people tell me to smile ...if i want to smile then ill fucking smile ....maybe i dont want to smile ,maybe my mind is filled with something else ...

thats my beef ...

[inquisitive]

not good at all