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vixsin
05-19-2008, 10:58 AM
I need to be finished with work so I can finish something else.

jmsmith12345
05-19-2008, 11:01 AM
I need to stop masturbating with my left hand...I think I am starting to develop tennis elbow!

househub
05-19-2008, 11:02 AM
i need to find someone who is done with work, or can take a short "quick" break from the tension of the workplace

Tiglet
05-19-2008, 11:03 AM
i need to find someone who is done with work, or can take a short "quick" break from the tension of the workplace

:wa:

fourisit
05-19-2008, 11:06 AM
I need a strong sexy body wrapped around me while I take a short nap.

Good_Lad
05-19-2008, 11:07 AM
I need a strong sexy body wrapped around me while I take a short nap.

I have the strange feeling you wouldn't get much napping done.

jmsmith12345
05-19-2008, 11:07 AM
I need a strong sexy body wrapped around me while I take a short nap.

Woo hoo! Over here!

Seraphtermath
05-19-2008, 11:22 AM
I need to stop masturbating with my left hand...I think I am starting to develop tennis elbow!

I need to stop reading what JM writes it's cracking me up!

jmsmith12345
05-19-2008, 11:26 AM
I need a midget, a rubber hose, a jar of vaseline, and about 4 spare hours...and no witnesses

Good_Lad
05-19-2008, 11:29 AM
I need a midget, a rubber hose, a jar of vaseline, and about 4 spare hours...and no witnesses

(Don't ask, Lad, don't ask, Lad, don't ask, Lad...ah crap!)

Why, whatever for?

Seraphtermath
05-19-2008, 11:31 AM
Seriously....I need a cool breeze, a gentle hand, fingers in my hair and the sound of the ocean waves.

jmsmith12345
05-19-2008, 11:36 AM
(Don't ask, Lad, don't ask, Lad, don't ask, Lad...ah crap!)

Why, whatever for?

the rubber hose - to wash the car

the vaseline - makes good/cheap tire polish

4 hours and the midget...

Have you ever tried to wash a car while getting a blowjob from someone balancing a beer on their head? It takes time!

and no witnesses...would you want your neighbors to see such a thing?

Seraphtermath
05-19-2008, 11:39 AM
the rubber hose - to wash the car

the vaseline - makes good/cheap tire polish

4 hours and the midget...

Have you ever tried to wash a car while getting a blowjob from someone balancing a beer on their head? It takes time!

and no witnesses...would you want your neighbors to see such a thing?

JM Stop it dammit.....LMAO

Good_Lad
05-19-2008, 11:43 AM
the rubber hose - to wash the car

the vaseline - makes good/cheap tire polish

4 hours and the midget...

Have you ever tried to wash a car while getting a blowjob from someone balancing a beer on their head? It takes time!

and no witnesses...would you want your neighbors to see such a thing?


Ah! Exactly what I was thinking, of course.

And looking back, I can honestly say that no, I have not tried to balance a beer on someones head while getting a blowjob. However, there's still plenty of time.

jmsmith12345
05-19-2008, 11:45 AM
My wife said that I need to seek professional help, but got pissed when I fucked a prostitute! I told her that it was her fault for not defining the profession!

Seraphtermath
05-19-2008, 11:47 AM
My wife said that I need to seek professional help, but got pissed when I fucked a prostitute! I told her that it was her fault for not defining the profession!


GET outta here!!! LOL

Tiglet
05-19-2008, 11:48 AM
My wife said that I need to seek professional help, but got pissed when I fucked a prostitute! I told her that it was her fault for not defining the profession!

ROTFLMAO You bad!

:lmao :lmao

Dmy
05-19-2008, 12:07 PM
I Need to go.......But WANT To stay! You all have a great day!

MIGHTY
05-19-2008, 12:15 PM
I Need to go.......But WANT To stay! You all have a great day!

Stay sweet Dreamy.......:wa:

jmsmith12345
05-19-2008, 12:56 PM
I need a Mexican chick, a mule, some lotion, two weeks time, and some onions

Good_Lad
05-19-2008, 12:59 PM
I need a Mexican chick, a mule, some lotion, two weeks time, and some onions


Oh no. Not this time.

jmsmith12345
05-19-2008, 01:12 PM
Oh no. Not this time.

Man, you have a warped mind.

I was thinking of a vacation touring the ancient Mayan ruins near Mexico city...thus the two weeks

Some roads are not passable by car...thus the mule

My Spanish is rusty...explains, the Mexican chick

Onions are a great way to extract bee stings...ever been to a Mexico in the summer? the bees are terrible there!

Come out of the gutter Lad. ;)

Good_Lad
05-19-2008, 01:16 PM
Man, you have a warped mind.

I was thinking of a vacation touring the ancient Mayan ruins near Mexico city...thus the two weeks

Some roads are not passable by car...thus the mule

My Spanish is rusty...explains, the Mexican chick

Onions are a great way to extract bee stings...ever been to a Mexico in the summer? the bees are terrible there!

Come out of the gutter Lad. ;)

Hey! Notice,I didn't ask.

And yes. Yes I do.

jmsmith12345
05-19-2008, 01:39 PM
I need 3 women, four bottles of tequila, some fruit, salt, sugar, and a REALLY good lawyer

softrosepetal
05-19-2008, 03:17 PM
I need a good friend and a strong man.

AL(m)
05-19-2008, 03:55 PM
I need a hug and a soft woman...... or a strong one too....or...mmmmm yes.....

scoobertina
05-19-2008, 04:55 PM
I need another bath...
I need something to make the swelling go down...
I really need to warn people that that is NOT a good idea...
(stupid, stupid, stupid)

private beaches
05-19-2008, 06:36 PM
I need 3 women, four bottles of tequila, some fruit, salt, sugar, and a REALLY good lawyer


Okay, JM, the bait out - I'll bite: what do ya need the above for?

cherokeered
05-19-2008, 07:28 PM
I need another bath...
I need something to make the swelling go down...
I really need to warn people that that is NOT a good idea...
(stupid, stupid, stupid)


oops...hope ya feeling better.....and maybe don't do it again...whatever it is....

jmsmith12345
05-19-2008, 07:31 PM
Okay, JM, the bait out - I'll bite: what do ya need the above for?

This is a simple one PB, a weekend of some mind blowing sex that I hope to never recover from. What a way to go out! ;)

rubber2road
05-19-2008, 07:53 PM
I need a good friend and a strong man.

I need to introduce myself... :ok

Sneaky
05-19-2008, 07:54 PM
A Strawberry Bannana Shake from McDonalds:lf

Sensual Woman
05-19-2008, 08:18 PM
I need 3 women, four bottles of tequila, some fruit, salt, sugar, and a REALLY good lawyer

Hey, could you send the lawyer my way?

pointofnoreturn
05-19-2008, 08:22 PM
I need a big hard.................And need to know what is swelling on Scoob?????

Sensual Woman
05-19-2008, 08:23 PM
I need a big hard.................And need to know what is swelling on Scoob?????

Oh, I don't need to know that...I think I can guess....

Sneaky
05-19-2008, 08:24 PM
Oh, I don't need to know that...I think I can guess....
:scWas the total 80?? Am I remembering correctly? Hurts to even THINK about. Owie.

Sensual Woman
05-19-2008, 08:47 PM
:scWas the total 80?? Am I remembering correctly? Hurts to even THINK about. Owie.

No, hun, she went well over 80....

UltimateNaneki
05-19-2008, 08:50 PM
I need to be around to help the newbies ...

Torin
05-19-2008, 08:53 PM
I need to get a long massage with a happy ending. And some hugs. That would be heaven.

Shawn
05-19-2008, 09:04 PM
I need to practice the art of massage.. apparently karate chopping her spine just does not "do it" for her

Sensual Woman
05-19-2008, 09:08 PM
I need Shawn to post a great song for me

Tiglet
05-19-2008, 09:10 PM
I need Shawn to post a great song for me
Me too!

Sensual Woman
05-19-2008, 09:11 PM
Me too!

Hey, maybe he'll post one for both of us

workingboss
05-19-2008, 09:21 PM
i need some yahoo cam fun anytakers???workingboss50

Ally
05-19-2008, 09:26 PM
I need to practice the art of massage.. apparently karate chopping her spine just does not "do it" for her

:lmao Thanks for the laugh Shawn!!!

Ally
05-19-2008, 09:26 PM
i need some yahoo cam fun anytakers???workingboss50

I need to hide my webcam...lol.

Maddi
05-19-2008, 09:28 PM
I need a chiropractor

Denny422
05-19-2008, 10:17 PM
For this day to be OVER!

Maddi
05-19-2008, 10:19 PM
I need to have passionate sex with someone who loves me

MIGHTY
05-19-2008, 10:22 PM
For this day to be OVER!

...."Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I love you, tomorrow.....you're only a day away.......":hug:

OICurready4me
05-19-2008, 10:25 PM
I need to have passionate sex with someone who loves me


so you wouldn't have passionate sex with someone that just might like you?

Maddi
05-19-2008, 10:26 PM
I need too.

so you wouldn't have passionate sex with someone that just might like you?

OICurready4me
05-19-2008, 10:28 PM
...."Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I love you, tomorrow.....you're only a day away.......":hug:

speaking of tomorrow.....can you say 15?

MIGHTY
05-19-2008, 10:30 PM
speaking of tomorrow.....can you say 15?

I need you to shhhhhhhh...............:yks

OICurready4me
05-19-2008, 10:32 PM
I need you to shhhhhhhh...............:yks

okie dokie....:sp:

Denny422
05-19-2008, 10:34 PM
...."Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I love you, tomorrow.....you're only a day away.......":hug:

Thanks! One of my favorites.

Today wasn't a real big deal, just frustrating and LONG!

Short version:

Four hour drive yesterday to get here near 1 AM this morning. Out of the hotel before 6 AM to try and find someone I have 3 adresses for. 2 in kentucky, 3 hours from each other, 1 in tennessee; none of which show as valid on mapquest, my map program or the POST OFFICE SITE!. Visit four post offices, county courthouse, sheriff's office, drive around 200 miles in an area of Appalachia about 40 square miles. Off for about an hour at 5 PM, back out at 6:30 PM to finish what I started today. Bottom out the van 5 times trying to get into the place. FINALLY! SUCCESS! This is where the idiot lives!

Then I try to find the one for tomorrow, another not really valid. Sheriff sends me one wrong place, 911 sends me the other side of town to the wrong place, finally call someone who lives on the same road and figure out where it is. Come back to the hotel (at 9:30 PM!), back the van in between two extended cab trucks, and discover (when the van suddenly stops) the dirt bike crammed all the way into the back of the parking space between two huge trucks in the darkest corner of the parking lot under a BLACK COVER!!!!!!!!!!!! No damage, fortunately.

So, in here with my friends for some stress relief.

Thanks! I appreciate your help.

I'd put some kind of kiss icon here, but I don't want OIC to kill me.

Maddi
05-19-2008, 10:35 PM
aw come mere :sng

Thanks! One of my favorites.

Today wasn't a real big deal, just frustrating and LONG!

Short version:

Four hour drive yesterday to get here near 1 AM this morning. Out of the hotel before 6 AM to try and find someone I have 3 adresses for. 2 in kentucky, 3 hours from each other, 1 in tennessee; none of which show as valid on mapquest, my map program or the POST OFFICE SITE!. Visit four post offices, county courthouse, sheriff's office, drive around 200 miles in an area of Appalachia about 40 square miles. Off for about an hour at 5 PM, back out at 6:30 PM to finish what I started today. Bottom out the van 5 times trying to get into the place. FINALLY! SUCCESS! This is where the idiot lives!

Then I try to find the one for tomorrow, another not really valid. Sheriff sends me one wrong place, 911 sends me the other side of town to the wrong place, finally call someone who lives on the same road and figure out where it is. Come back to the hotel, back the van in between two extended cab trucks, and discover (when the van suddenly stops) the dirt bike crammed all the way into the back of the parking space in the darkest corner of the parking lot under a BLACK COVER!!!!!!!!!!!! No damage, fortunately.

So, in here with my friends for some stress relief.

Thanks! I appreciate your help.

I'd put some kind of kiss icon here, but I don't want OIC to kill me.

MIGHTY
05-19-2008, 10:35 PM
okie dokie....:sp:

Damn, guess I need one of those now too. I advise you to tread lightly and tighten those laces though....young man......:nu

Denny422
05-19-2008, 10:38 PM
aw come mere :sng


Thanks, Maddi! And welcome. I don't believe I've had the pleasure of your company before. You're getting that post count right up there, though.

OICurready4me
05-19-2008, 10:38 PM
Damn, guess I need one of those now too. I advise you to tread lightly and tighten those laces though....young man......:nu

should I buckle up my chinstrap? Am I going to get me a good one? remember....what goes around comes around, sweet cheeks!

Maddi
05-19-2008, 10:39 PM
I don't think I'll ever make it to be able to actually talk to you all in private but thats okay. I'll keep trying. :sry

Thanks, Maddi! And welcome. I don't believe I've had the pleasure of your company before. You're getting that post count right up there, though.

MIGHTY
05-19-2008, 10:39 PM
Thanks! One of my favorites.

Today wasn't a real big deal, just frustrating and LONG!

Short version:

Four hour drive yesterday to get here near 1 AM this morning. Out of the hotel before 6 AM to try and find someone I have 3 adresses for. 2 in kentucky, 3 hours from each other, 1 in tennessee; none of which show as valid on mapquest, my map program or the POST OFFICE SITE!. Visit four post offices, county courthouse, sheriff's office, drive around 200 miles in an area of Appalachia about 40 square miles. Off for about an hour at 5 PM, back out at 6:30 PM to finish what I started today. Bottom out the van 5 times trying to get into the place. FINALLY! SUCCESS! This is where the idiot lives!

Then I try to find the one for tomorrow, another not really valid. Sheriff sends me one wrong place, 911 sends me the other side of town to the wrong place, finally call someone who lives on the same road and figure out where it is. Come back to the hotel (at 9:30 PM!), back the van in between two extended cab trucks, and discover (when the van suddenly stops) the dirt bike crammed all the way into the back of the parking space between two huge trucks in the darkest corner of the parking lot under a BLACK COVER!!!!!!!!!!!! No damage, fortunately.

So, in here with my friends for some stress relief.

Thanks! I appreciate your help.

I'd put some kind of kiss icon here, but I don't want OIC to kill me.

I had to giggle when I read this.......my night was just as insane and really, really bad.....

...and....:kk.......

Dir
05-19-2008, 10:40 PM
Thanks! One of my favorites.

Today wasn't a real big deal, just frustrating and LONG!

Short version:

Four hour drive yesterday to get here near 1 AM this morning. Out of the hotel before 6 AM to try and find someone I have 3 adresses for. 2 in kentucky, 3 hours from each other, 1 in tennessee; none of which show as valid on mapquest, my map program or the POST OFFICE SITE!. Visit four post offices, county courthouse, sheriff's office, drive around 200 miles in an area of Appalachia about 40 square miles. Off for about an hour at 5 PM, back out at 6:30 PM to finish what I started today. Bottom out the van 5 times trying to get into the place. FINALLY! SUCCESS! This is where the idiot lives!

Then I try to find the one for tomorrow, another not really valid. Sheriff sends me one wrong place, 911 sends me the other side of town to the wrong place, finally call someone who lives on the same road and figure out where it is. Come back to the hotel (at 9:30 PM!), back the van in between two extended cab trucks, and discover (when the van suddenly stops) the dirt bike crammed all the way into the back of the parking space between two huge trucks in the darkest corner of the parking lot under a BLACK COVER!!!!!!!!!!!! No damage, fortunately.

So, in here with my friends for some stress relief.

Thanks! I appreciate your help.

I'd put some kind of kiss icon here, but I don't want OIC to kill me. I am sorry ..but also glad also Time for me to return your favor

....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfHHoYhwreo

can you play this and I can sing ...just to relax is one of my favorites

MIGHTY
05-19-2008, 10:43 PM
I don't think I'll ever make it to be able to actually talk to you all in private but thats okay. I'll keep trying. :sry

...think of it this way...by the time you do have the ability to PM members, you'll have already gotten to know us, and us you.......

Hang it there Maddi...it's a long road, but one that has never been more worth it in the end.......:)

Denny422
05-19-2008, 10:46 PM
I am sorry ..but also glad also Time for me to return your favor

....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfHHoYhwreo

can you play this and I can sing ...just to relax is one of my favorites

She has a nice voice.

Translation, please?

I would love to play for you. I remember sitting around in college, and even sometimes today, literally aching for someone to play and sing for. I was what you call "local color" to a great extent. Always dressed like a cowboy, and if I wasn't in class, out under a tree somewhere with the guitar on. Usually with a crowd that included a couple of other musicians if I could manage.

Did you like the ones I sent to you? You probably knew at least some of them.

Maddi
05-19-2008, 10:49 PM
That's true Mighty. I try to come here when I can. It's hard sometimes but I'm gonna make it. The few people that I do know on here have my email and yahoo so it's all working out.

Dir
05-19-2008, 10:55 PM
She has a nice voice.

Translation, please?

I would love to play for you. I remember sitting around in college, and even sometimes today, literally aching for someone to play and sing for. I was what you call "local color" to a great extent. Always dressed like a cowboy, and if I wasn't in class, out under a tree somewhere with the guitar on. Usually with a crowd that included a couple of other musicians if I could manage.

Did you like the ones I sent to you? You probably knew at least some of them. yes .. I like them ..all of them ...I would like to play piano actually is one of my frustrations ...I love to dance, and sign, yes I can picture you in college...I was the same at the cafeteria of the university ...it was a guy who played the guitar very good ..he started to plays and a group of girls join singing ...guess what,,, one of the girls was me !!!!

Hotshotfireguy
05-19-2008, 10:56 PM
I don't think I'll ever make it to be able to actually talk to you all in private but thats okay. I'll keep trying. :sry


Just keep postin....you'll make it.

OnceAKing
05-19-2008, 11:12 PM
I need a vacation! I finally decided that 7 years is just too long to go without talking some time off.

Denny422
05-19-2008, 11:13 PM
yes .. I like them ..all of them ...I would like to play piano actually is one of my frustrations ...I love to dance, and sign, yes I can picture you in college...I was the same at the cafeteria of the university ...it was a guy who played the guitar very good ..he started to plays and a group of girls join singing ...guess what,,, one of the girls was me !!!!


Okay, I'm going to try again. I'm in a hotel with a REALLY bad internet connection and it keeps bumping me off.

What I said, was: And that's what it's all about! At least partially, anyway.

You sign? That's great! I do, some. I'm badly out of practice, though. When we moved away from our friends who were interpreters (and the community they supported) we kind of lost the knack. I have five deaf relatives, but since my ears are so good, I understand the deaf speech pretty well and rely on that instead of ASL. Shame on me. My daughter is really good, though.

I'll bet your quite a dancer. What kind?

RedVixen
05-19-2008, 11:21 PM
I need to try and get some sleep for tomorrow's big day, although I don't know how in hell I'm going to manage that with 50,000 things running in my head at the moment...

fly
05-19-2008, 11:23 PM
I need to try and get some sleep for tomorrow's big day, although I don't know how in hell I'm going to manage that with 50,000 things running in my head at the moment...

Need a glass of wine?:sng

Sneaky
05-19-2008, 11:25 PM
I need to try and get some sleep for tomorrow's big day, although I don't know how in hell I'm going to manage that with 50,000 things running in my head at the moment...

Just try to relax. Don't force sleep. Fly is right...have a glass of wine & try to organize your thoughts first. Maybe even write them down. Sometimes that helps.

MIGHTY
05-19-2008, 11:25 PM
I need to try and get some sleep for tomorrow's big day, although I don't know how in hell I'm going to manage that with 50,000 things running in my head at the moment...

Sometimes I need to just let it all go.....before it weighs me down. When I can't sleep (and I work night's mind you) I usually allow one thought into my head.....a fond memory perhaps.....and if all else fails, I slam a wine cooler and relax myself to sleep......:ok

Denny422
05-19-2008, 11:56 PM
I need to try and get some sleep for tomorrow's big day, although I don't know how in hell I'm going to manage that with 50,000 things running in my head at the moment...

I know what you need. And I wouldn't mind helping..........

Denny422
05-19-2008, 11:57 PM
I need to try and get some sleep for tomorrow's big day, although I don't know how in hell I'm going to manage that with 50,000 things running in my head at the moment...

I know what you need. And I wouldn't mind helping..........:ok

bryan3636
05-20-2008, 12:11 AM
I need to remind myself to have fun

Dir
05-20-2008, 08:00 AM
Okay, I'm going to try again. I'm in a hotel with a REALLY bad internet connection and it keeps bumping me off.

What I said, was: And that's what it's all about! At least partially, anyway.

You sign? That's great! I do, some. I'm badly out of practice, though. When we moved away from our friends who were interpreters (and the community they supported) we kind of lost the knack. I have five deaf relatives, but since my ears are so good, I understand the deaf speech pretty well and rely on that instead of ASL. Shame on me. My daughter is really good, though.

I'll bet your quite a dancer. What kind? Tell me what you want me to dance !!!! I see and learn ...the dance is part of me LOL

jmsmith12345
05-20-2008, 08:59 AM
I need a buck-toothed woman who likes it doggie style while wearing a tool belt and doesn't burn easily

Seraphtermath
05-20-2008, 09:31 AM
I need holding hands walking in the rain
Playing silly little lovers games.
I need something fresh, something pure and something true.
I need a way to make it through.

I need a smile to start my day.
I need a place just to get away.
A soft whisper in my ear.
Soft hands just to pull me near.

I need a change it time.
Go back to where all was fine.
I need someone to understand.
That I'm a simple man.

Even though my thoughts run deep.
So much, that I cannot sleep.
I need a rhyme, I need a song
That I can sing........ all day long.

I need a way to know
How to let the past go.
So I can set myself free.
From the chains that bind me.

I need.........me back.
SERAP.

noodlegurl
05-20-2008, 09:31 AM
Very well said!!!



I need holding hands walking in the rain
Playing silly little lovers games.
I need something fresh, something pure and something true.
I need a way to make it through.

I need a smile to start my day.
I need a place just to get away.
A soft whisper in my ear.
Soft hands just to pull me near.

I need a change it time.
Go back to where all was fine.
I need someone to understand.
That I'm a simple man.

Even though my thoughts run deep.
So much, that I cannot sleep.
I need a rhyme, I need a song
That I can sing........ all day long.

I need a way to know
How to let the past go.
So I can set myself free.
From the chains that bind me.

I need.........me back.

PowWhackIt
05-21-2008, 06:01 PM
Some quiet time to myself

cherokeered
05-21-2008, 06:42 PM
Some quiet time to myself


you and me both....I need my husband to get lost for about 30-100 years....sigh

PowWhackIt
05-21-2008, 06:53 PM
you and me both....I need my husband to get lost for about 30-100 years....sigh

:lmao :lmao :lmao Let me know when he's gone and we'll try to be quiet together :ok

softrosepetal
05-21-2008, 07:04 PM
A big hug

bert_burt2000
05-21-2008, 07:14 PM
A big hug
Me! Me! Pick me! :hug:

Sneaky
05-21-2008, 07:36 PM
I need to just relax.
I need to be able to let things go.
I need to not always have to be right.
I need to not always have to win.
I need to think before I speak.
I need to not be so difficult.
I need to not sabage something that is good.

I need to figure out how to do this.
I need to be softer.
I need to go home.
I need a drink.
I need a vacation.
I need less needs.
I need to not dislike my neediness.
I need to make it not all about me & my needs.
I need way too much.
I need to play the violin for myself because I am feeling very sorry for myself today.:nopity

scoobertina
05-21-2008, 09:09 PM
to enjoy what time I have left with my son...

scoobertina
05-21-2008, 09:13 PM
I need to just relax.
I need to be able to let things go.
I need to not always have to be right.
I need to not always have to win.
I need to think before I speak.
I need to not be so difficult.
I need to not sabage something that is good.

I need to figure out how to do this.
I need to be softer.
I need to go home.
I need a drink.
I need a vacation.
I need less needs.
I need to not dislike my neediness.
I need to make it not all about me & my needs.
I need way too much.
I need to play the violin for myself because I am feeling very sorry for myself today.:nopity

I need to feel sorry for Sneaky so she can start doing all the other things she needs to do... now sweetie.. stop feeling sorry and start making some plans... what are you doing for vacation? when are you taking it?

Now if only I have a few of the same needs... YOU CAN DO IT... if I can you can...

Maddi
05-21-2008, 09:33 PM
I need a house keeper

pointofnoreturn
05-21-2008, 09:39 PM
I need to just relax.
I need to be able to let things go.
I need to not always have to be right.
I need to not always have to win.
I need to think before I speak.
I need to not be so difficult.
I need to not sabage something that is good.

I need to figure out how to do this.
I need to be softer.
I need to go home.
I need a drink.
I need a vacation.
I need less needs.
I need to not dislike my neediness.
I need to make it not all about me & my needs.
I need way too much.
I need to play the violin for myself because I am feeling very sorry for myself today.:nopityI need to make my friends know they are not alone>>>>>

CuriousOne
05-21-2008, 10:13 PM
I need to know what's on his mind

Maddi
05-21-2008, 10:26 PM
I need to stop cutting myself when I shave my legs.

CuriousOne
05-21-2008, 10:30 PM
I need to stop cutting myself when I shave my legs.
Ouch!!!!:confused: don't you hate it when it happens???

Maddi
05-21-2008, 10:36 PM
I'm bleeding like a stuck pig. :yks

Ouch!!!!:confused: don't you hate it when it happens???

Denny422
05-21-2008, 11:03 PM
I'm bleeding like a stuck pig. :yks

Try getting off line before shaving. LOL.

Sorry. Shouldn't make fun of you when you're wounded. Don't leave any scars on those lovely legs.

Maddi
05-21-2008, 11:06 PM
Thank you such a lovely compliment. I think I'm gonna be okay.:sc

Try getting off line before shaving. LOL.

Sorry. Shouldn't make fun of you when you're wounded. Don't leave any scars on those lovely legs.

Tiglet
05-23-2008, 04:09 PM
SPEAKERS AT WORK!
I can't hear anything. Hopefully this weekend I'll get some.

scoobertina
05-23-2008, 04:31 PM
SPEAKERS AT WORK!
I can't hear anything. Hopefully this weekend I'll get some.


I hope you get some this weekend too... ohhhhh wait, you were talking about getting some speakers... D'oh.... I thought you were talking about.... well... just so you know my mind IS always there...

scoobertina
05-23-2008, 04:32 PM
I need tongue.... thanks to the evil little puppy dog on site... I am in desperate need now... it is all I am thinking about...

Tiglet
05-23-2008, 04:33 PM
I hope you get some this weekend too... ohhhhh wait, you were talking about getting some speakers... D'oh.... I thought you were talking about.... well... just so you know my mind IS always there...
Mine too darling

GeekMaster
05-23-2008, 04:35 PM
Tiglet's phone number!!!

Good_Lad
05-23-2008, 04:35 PM
Mine too darling


Really Tig? Why, i'm shocked!

sweet
05-23-2008, 04:35 PM
I need someone to come over here and give me a good lickin'.

Barkiss
05-23-2008, 04:36 PM
I need tongue.... thanks to the evil little puppy dog on site... I am in desperate need now... it is all I am thinking about...

"Evil"???? "Little"???? ouch! ;)

Ok..over it...back to business :lf

Good_Lad
05-23-2008, 04:38 PM
I need someone to come over here and give me a good lickin'.

Be careful what you wish for... :lf:lf:lf

Barkiss
05-23-2008, 04:39 PM
I need someone to come over here and give me a good lickin'.

I would comment; however in my mind you are driving right now. :)

scoobertina
05-23-2008, 04:41 PM
"Evil"???? "Little"???? ouch! ;)

Ok..over it...back to business :lf

ohhhh my apologies... Barkiss is not evil.... nor is he little... hehehe.... :yks and I have to say... ummmm... what a cute face he has.. dontcha all agree?

sweet
05-23-2008, 04:48 PM
I would comment; however in my mind you are driving right now. :)

So much for making a detour on my trip..

fever
05-23-2008, 04:48 PM
I need to know what he's up right now!

Barkiss
05-23-2008, 04:50 PM
So much for making a detour on my trip..

Ahhh...but see that's where my mind is....so...I'm waiting :dt

Barkiss
05-23-2008, 04:52 PM
ohhhh my apologies... Barkiss is not evil.... nor is he little... hehehe.... :yks and I have to say... ummmm... what a cute face he has.. dontcha all agree?

You are awesome...but I really didn't need anything more than a pat on the head...well the right one that is...:)

spare_change
05-23-2008, 04:53 PM
I need someone to come over here and give me a good lickin'.


.... and you didn't call me?

sweet
05-23-2008, 04:54 PM
Ahhh...but see that's where my mind is....so...I'm waiting :dt

In my mind....I'm already there ;)

vixsin
05-24-2008, 10:56 PM
I need to find the cable that attaches my digital camera to my computer. Or I need to give up and buy another one.

Gz
05-24-2008, 11:36 PM
I'll bring one over to ya Vix!

I need to stop this headache somehow

Jules1
05-25-2008, 02:48 AM
I need to go to bed.

yaser
05-25-2008, 03:02 AM
I need to stop cutting myself when I shave my legs.

Leave the legs alone..:sng

private beaches
05-25-2008, 03:13 AM
:)I need him to tuck me in bed!

yaser
05-25-2008, 03:16 AM
:)I need him to tuck me in bed!

:sng Hope so..

CadieGirl07
05-25-2008, 09:13 AM
I need just a hint...that's all

myfishguy
05-25-2008, 10:57 AM
I need to start feeling like I'm worth something again. My seperation is getting real ugly and I hate it.

Tiglet
05-25-2008, 11:05 AM
I need to start feeling like I'm worth something again. My seperation is getting real ugly and I hate it.
:hug: :hug: Stick around. We'll get you feeling good again.

myfishguy
05-25-2008, 11:14 AM
I know...:sng

Zarret
05-25-2008, 11:16 AM
I need to start feeling like I'm worth something again. My seperation is getting real ugly and I hate it.

:hug: Hang in there, hun. It's never easy. You are worth more than you have. And it will come in time. :knuddel:

scoobertina
05-29-2008, 01:46 PM
I need to update my music... need something new...
I need to hear something soon.. I am going mad..

private beaches
05-29-2008, 01:53 PM
I need to update my music... need something new...
I need to hear something soon.. I am going mad..


Scoob, I'm already mad!! just waiting for them to take me to the asylum!!!:D


I need a cup of tea!

trucker200719
05-29-2008, 02:13 PM
i need some sleep 3 hours a day isn't cutting it anymore

Tiglet
05-29-2008, 02:15 PM
i need some sleep 3 hours a day isn't cutting it anymore
No kidding, I need at least 4!

trucker200719
05-29-2008, 02:19 PM
No kidding, I need at least 4!

well i drove till 330 this morning and the slept till 630 and have been up since and now i still have to drive from memphis to atlanta tonite....

cherokeered
05-29-2008, 02:20 PM
I need him...just him....sigh

Tiglet
05-29-2008, 02:20 PM
well i drove till 330 this morning and the slept till 630 and have been up since and now i still have to drive from memphis to atlanta tonite....

Keep the windows open and the music loud hon

jimcr
05-29-2008, 08:55 PM
I need an escape...so bad!


Come this way the escape route is this way--------->>>>>>>


bonjour madam nothin like scottish a cap with funky balls to make a man look sexy

fever
05-29-2008, 08:59 PM
More hours in a day...

Constance
05-29-2008, 09:02 PM
I need to take a vacation with my best friend and go have some fun. I would love to be on a beach, listening to the ocean and watching all the people go by. Nice and quiet with maybe a cool breeze. That is what I need. :friday:

Sensual Woman
05-29-2008, 09:09 PM
well i drove till 330 this morning and the slept till 630 and have been up since and now i still have to drive from memphis to atlanta tonite....


Trucker, I have a friend who worked from 6 last night straight through driving and is still on the road..with no sleep...he won't be home until 1 am

MIGHTY
05-29-2008, 09:13 PM
.....to remember to take deep breaths.......

pointofnoreturn
05-29-2008, 09:48 PM
a really good ****

ksue7274
05-29-2008, 09:55 PM
just a couple of days

RedVixen
05-29-2008, 09:58 PM
a really good ****

Yeah, I need one of *those* too :dd

TC
05-29-2008, 09:58 PM
I need to just be happy

Han Solo
05-29-2008, 10:32 PM
........more of that cold liquidy stuff:sg

newhere
05-29-2008, 11:45 PM
Some sleep._

scoobertina
05-30-2008, 12:37 AM
I have a theme going here....

I need a lover that won't drive me crazy...
I need a lover that won't drive me mad...

hell... I need a lover and I am stalking him... like the lioness I am

Jules1
05-30-2008, 12:38 AM
I need to go to bed...have too much to do tomorrow!!

Dmy
05-30-2008, 02:00 AM
[I too need to go to bed........but I also need some sweet touches ......scratch that.....just some female touch!

OnceAKing
05-30-2008, 06:10 AM
I need to know for sure

One Song Hero
05-30-2008, 06:27 AM
my LOML LLL!!! :sng

Good_Lad
05-30-2008, 04:57 PM
I need a scotch. I believe I will go get one.

gdg
05-30-2008, 05:05 PM
I need some sleep and arms to cradle in

Good_Lad
05-30-2008, 05:06 PM
I need some sleep and arms to cradle in

As luck would have it, i have 2 of those!

gdg
05-30-2008, 05:07 PM
As luck would have it, i have 2 of those!

then I need u:kk

mark_66
05-30-2008, 05:17 PM
ok I want a scotch also - no blends though please and I got arms and you can cradle in them GDGRLGNBD

gdg
05-30-2008, 05:20 PM
ok I want a scotch also - no blends though please and I got arms and you can cradle in them GDGRLGNBD

How lucky am I

mark_66
05-30-2008, 05:26 PM
one crowded bed with lots of arms lol - can you handle all the attention GDGRLGNBD?

scopedope54
05-30-2008, 05:31 PM
Mellow out Baby, do not sweat the small stuff, live is a highway, with many hills and valleys. Sometimes we are on top and sometimes the bottom, time changes everything.

mark_66
05-30-2008, 05:37 PM
geez philisophical - i prefer the crowded bed lol

afoxtx6767
05-30-2008, 05:39 PM
I need a friendly friend

mark_66
05-30-2008, 05:44 PM
I need nothing but want a lot

Tiglet
05-30-2008, 05:47 PM
to understand why some people have to suffer

gdg
05-30-2008, 05:47 PM
one crowded bed with lots of arms lol - can you handle all the attention GDGRLGNBD?

I can try

vixsin
05-30-2008, 05:48 PM
An extra pair of feet so we can take turns giving foot massages.

mark_66
05-30-2008, 05:50 PM
then we have a quorem lol so whose bed is hosting the arm fest?

funtimes999999
05-30-2008, 06:05 PM
to understand why some people have to suffer

Men suffer because of sexy avatar's like Tiglet's. Men need to know why they haven't invented x-ray vision sunglasses!

mark_66
05-30-2008, 06:09 PM
in answer to TIGLET also - because no one wins every day of their life

Thumpintwin
05-30-2008, 06:16 PM
in answer to TIGLET also - because no one wins every day of their life


yep.....sometimes the dragon does win!

Jules1
05-30-2008, 10:48 PM
All joking aside....I really need a breast massage!

Han Solo
05-30-2008, 10:57 PM
...........a second round of those Sloppy Joe's I had for dinner tonight....they were flippin' awesome!

Soffie
05-30-2008, 11:19 PM
All joking aside....I really need a breast massage!
Jeez, Jules! I was just going to ask for a back rub! I never thought of that!:satan:

Maddi
05-30-2008, 11:20 PM
I need to feel some skin

scoobertina
05-30-2008, 11:21 PM
I need to spend just one night with someone who cares... someone who will hold me tight... someone who will rock me to sleep.... after he fulfills my every sexual desire..

Soffie
05-30-2008, 11:22 PM
If you find one will you ask if he has a twin brother????

Maddi
05-30-2008, 11:24 PM
If you find him will you ask him to tell his brother to call me?

I need to spend just one night with someone who cares... someone who will hold me tight... someone who will rock me to sleep.... after he fulfills my every sexual desire..

Soffie
05-30-2008, 11:25 PM
If you find him will you ask him to tell his brother to call me?
And who says great minds don't think alike!

Me
05-30-2008, 11:48 PM
I need someone to cheer me up...
Stupid phone calls....
Stupid sad songs...
Stupid stupid stupid

Constance
05-31-2008, 12:12 AM
I need someone to cheer me up...
Stupid phone calls....
Stupid sad songs...
Stupid stupid stupid


Awww girl. Whats wrong. I am here to cheer you up. You are to much fun to be down. Lets see, how about I come and get you and take you to a male strip joint. We could have some fun then.

Dir
05-31-2008, 12:17 AM
Awww girl. Whats wrong. I am here to cheer you up. You are to much fun to be down. Lets see, how about I come and get you and take you to a male strip joint. We could have some fun then. Can I join ???

yaser
05-31-2008, 12:52 AM
If you find him will you ask him to tell his brother to call me?

MAy I call you Maddi.You wişll not repent but you will want more..Sure.

afoxtx6767
05-31-2008, 08:45 AM
Hello Tiglet, there may no way to understand why people suffer this is a different face with alot of things in todays world

scoobertina
05-31-2008, 09:03 AM
If you find him will you ask him to tell his brother to call me?

If you find one will you ask if he has a twin brother????


Maddi and Soffie, I will see if he has twin brothers....

scoobertina
05-31-2008, 09:03 AM
I need to get out of the house today...
I need to escape...
I need ............ peace...

mark_66
05-31-2008, 09:27 AM
All joking aside....I really need a breast massage!


Jules would you prefer a manual massage with hands and fingers or perhaps the oral massage wih lips, tongue and sucking? I can offer for a limited time the very special package of both the manual and oral massage - time is limited (anytime you say is fine lol)

Jules1
05-31-2008, 09:33 AM
Jules would you prefer a manual massage with hands and fingers or perhaps the oral massage wih lips, tongue and sucking? I can offer for a limited time the very special package of both the manual and oral massage - time is limited (anytime you say is fine lol)

Thanks Mark! I think that right about now I could use some hands and fingers - with a little deep tissue work.

mark_66
05-31-2008, 09:37 AM
I can personally deliver hands that will meet your specific desires some deep tissue work with warm oils, a little tweaking, soft pinching and gently twisting of the nipples to be included ?

Good_Lad
06-02-2008, 09:50 AM
then I need u:kk

Then I need to be closer to California!

Constance
06-02-2008, 09:56 AM
Can I join ???

Anytime Dirgni

jmsmith12345
06-02-2008, 09:57 AM
I need to start working as a male stripper!

scopedope54
06-02-2008, 10:01 AM
Baby you can do anything you want

Constance
06-02-2008, 10:32 AM
I need to start working as a male stripper!

You will have to let me know, we will hire you for the next party. :smdance:

jmsmith12345
06-02-2008, 10:34 AM
You will have to let me know, we will hire you for the next party. :smdance:

is this a private party?

Constance
06-02-2008, 10:46 AM
is this a private party?

For sure babe! We tip good too.:sc

jmsmith12345
06-02-2008, 10:48 AM
For sure babe! We tip good too.:sc

just the tip? don't you want the whole thing?

gdg
06-02-2008, 10:50 AM
Then I need to be closer to California!

I need u to get a plane ticket. lol Good Morning btw.

Atrebla Rose
06-02-2008, 10:59 AM
I need,,,,HIM!

Torin
06-02-2008, 11:02 AM
I need a pair of arms around me, a kiss on my forehead, and a whispered "I love you". A gal can dream, right?? ;)

jmsmith12345
06-02-2008, 11:15 AM
I need a pair of arms around me, a kiss on my forehead, and a whispered "I love you". A gal can dream, right?? ;)

:kk "I love you" but more in a friend sort of way ;)

Sensual Woman
06-02-2008, 11:36 AM
I need a pair of arms around me, a kiss on my forehead, and a whispered "I love you". A gal can dream, right?? ;)

Me too...sigh....

PowWhackIt
06-02-2008, 11:54 AM
I need to get back to work.........this is disturbing me to much and I can't focus

muviebuff
06-02-2008, 12:50 PM
I need to cable installer to get here to fix my DVR. I am tired of sitting here wasting my day off when it is so beautiful outside

Dmy
06-02-2008, 02:35 PM
I need to go and take a nap. Need to work tonight! Also need someone to wake me up and BOTHER me! ;)

mark_66
06-02-2008, 02:44 PM
I need nothing but I have a whole lot of wants lol

Torin
06-03-2008, 11:20 AM
I need a vacation, and a nice long nap in a hammock on a beach somewhere hot and sunny.

Shawn
06-03-2008, 11:21 AM
I need a vacation, and a nice long nap in a hammock on a beach somewhere hot and sunny.

I know just the place!

bryan3636
06-03-2008, 12:00 PM
I need to get the wife to bed much earlier

Frenchie_lady
06-03-2008, 12:34 PM
more courage

vixsin
06-03-2008, 02:14 PM
I need to stop spoiling my children.

scoobertina
06-03-2008, 03:06 PM
I need to get the wife to bed much earlier

Hmmm... now you need that.. I see...

scoobertina
06-03-2008, 03:07 PM
I need to make sure I have enough snacks for tonight and tomorrow morning.... and I need to make sure my door is locked....

Tiglet
06-03-2008, 05:16 PM
I need to get my mind off him, sex, and get some work done!

tnl82
06-03-2008, 05:35 PM
I need to remember to delete history. lol

Atrebla Rose
06-03-2008, 05:49 PM
I need to remember to delete history. lol

OH OH,,,,cant have you in trouble,,,lol

tnl82
06-03-2008, 05:53 PM
I need
to remember I stay in trouble

lol

Atrebla Rose
06-03-2008, 05:56 PM
I need
to remember I stay in trouble

lol


trouble follows you? I need to watch!

tnl82
06-03-2008, 05:57 PM
Are you looking at my butt? :)

tnl82
06-03-2008, 05:58 PM
trouble follows but never catches up
lol

tnl82
06-03-2008, 05:59 PM
I need a
ROSE

Atrebla Rose
06-03-2008, 06:01 PM
I need a
ROSE


awww your in need of 150....lol


a white rose huh?

tnl82
06-03-2008, 06:02 PM
Yes, you going to help me? ;)

Atrebla Rose
06-03-2008, 06:06 PM
Yes, you going to help me? ;)

reach 150....yes,,,I need you to have 150 too!!!! good friends ya know!

tnl82
06-03-2008, 06:07 PM
What makes Canadian women sooooo sexy?

tnl82
06-03-2008, 06:08 PM
I need to know

Atrebla Rose
06-03-2008, 06:17 PM
whooo hoooo ladies,,,we are sexy!!!!

Atrebla Rose
06-03-2008, 06:19 PM
well congrats,,,you made 150,,,all on your own!!! what else do on your own?:sc

RedVixen
06-03-2008, 06:20 PM
What makes Canadian women sooooo sexy?

All this Northern air ;)

Atrebla Rose
06-03-2008, 06:23 PM
All the hot men keep us sexy!!

Sweetdreams069
06-03-2008, 06:25 PM
I neeeeeed another vacation

Good_Lad
06-03-2008, 06:25 PM
Must be all that mountain air, eh?

Me
06-03-2008, 06:29 PM
I need something cold to drink... and to sit and relax :)
Ohhhhhhh and to talk to him ;)

RedVixen
06-03-2008, 06:29 PM
A weekend with no rain so I can do some planting :)

Sneaky
06-03-2008, 06:54 PM
I need to get A LOT done.:cry:

wtd4200
06-03-2008, 06:55 PM
I need a nice cold beer

Soffie
06-03-2008, 08:19 PM
Chocolate!

scoobertina
06-03-2008, 08:45 PM
I need a trip to the beach...

cherokeered
06-03-2008, 08:47 PM
I need a vacation.....sigh

romanceman71
06-03-2008, 08:59 PM
I need to taste the sweet lips of a beautiful woman

Dir
06-03-2008, 09:04 PM
Him..-

Papa Chubby
06-03-2008, 09:23 PM
A good lawyer...

Constance
06-03-2008, 09:36 PM
A good lawyer...


Hey Papa, there are some here you know.

Sensual Woman
06-03-2008, 09:39 PM
Hey Papa, there are some here you know.

Hmmm, then they can pm me....I could use one too....

OnceAKing
06-03-2008, 09:42 PM
A Crystal Ball

scoobertina
06-03-2008, 09:49 PM
I need to be fu**ed.......... sooooooooo bad...

IsThisIt@50?
06-03-2008, 09:54 PM
I need a long relaxing vacation with a hot, oversexed man....guess it wouldn't be a relaxing vacation but a 'working' vacation.....lol

softrosepetal
06-03-2008, 10:27 PM
I need to feel his touch on my skin

yaser
06-03-2008, 10:31 PM
I need to feel his touch on my skin

How can one touch your outer cells,Soft?Through your mind?

romanceman71
06-03-2008, 10:32 PM
I need to feel his touch on my skin
I need to give you the touch on your skin

Maddi
06-03-2008, 10:32 PM
I need to find time to come here and post more so I can see what everyone else sees

yaser
06-03-2008, 10:40 PM
I need to find time to come here and post more so I can see what everyone else sees

I need to see how you see yourself and us and the world,Maddi..:sng

Han Solo
06-03-2008, 10:41 PM
................about 14 more days instead of 7 before my meeting next week:thr

PowWhackIt
06-04-2008, 12:24 PM
More time today, I just don't seem to be able to squeeze it all in (sort of like losing your virginity with you mother knocking at the door wondering why you're making loud strange noises)

gdg
06-04-2008, 12:25 PM
I need to get off my ass and get stuff ready for daughter's grad party