Caught masturbating?!

[shadow57]

Anyone ever get caught masturbating, someone walk in right in the middle of your fun???
If so, what happened?

[Rainmaker]

yep-my husband(well then he was my boyfriend)-----he just helped me finish-no biggie

[Zpanther]

yep-my husband(well then he was my boyfriend)-----he just helped me finish-no biggie

Let me know if you find yourself in that situation again and need some 'help.'

[Rainmaker]

Let me know if you find yourself in that situation again and need some 'help.'

ill be sure to keep u in mind

[shadow57]

I will volunteer to be a backup if Zpanther is busy:D

[Rainmaker]

I will volunteer to be a backup if Zpanther is busy:D


lol-ive got a line forming -how nice

[Trev]

lol-ive got a line forming -how nice

I'm next.:55

[Barkiss]

lol-ive got a line forming -how nice

I think it's more of a circle jerk...;)

[Zpanther]

I will volunteer to be a backup if Zpanther is busy:D

No problem........ just don't get too excited there while you're behind me.

[Rainmaker]

I think it's more of a circle jerk...;)


circle jerk???:sc

[Barkiss]

circle jerk???:sc

Nothing that I am aware of, but Trev told me it is when he and his friends get in a circle in the middle of the floor and watch porno. The first person to cum gets the money in the middle...

You'll have to get with him for the details...

[Trev]

Nothing that I am aware of, but Trev told me it is when he and his friends get in a circle in the middle of the floor and watch porno. The first person to cum gets the money in the middle...

You'll have to get with him for the details...

I'm glad all my friends are women. :D

[Rainmaker]

Nothing that I am aware of, but Trev told me it is when he and his friends get in a circle in the middle of the floor and watch porno. The first person to cum gets the money in the middle...

You'll have to get with him for the details...



ok-lol-thought u were calling me a jerk:lmao

[Zpanther]

Damn! This is getting crowded. Gonna have to take RainMaker back to my cave and close up the opening with that boulder.


(Probably have to kick Jazzy out too. She's busy baking today.) At least it should be nice and warm.

[Barkiss]

ok-lol-thought u were calling me a jerk:lmao

no...I would have called you a drippy faucet ;)

[Trev]

ok-lol-thought u were calling me a jerk:lmao

he was, he was jealous that you had all the men's attention and he wasn't getting it. :lmao

[firefly]

ok-lol-thought u were calling me a jerk:lmao

Nah...he wouldn't dare! :D

[Rainmaker]

lmao

[Traxster]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh now this is a good topic................something you can get your hands into.......:lf

[shadow57]

The way this thread is going, I think everyone here just got caught :D

[Gman992]

A couple of times...personally I got a little pissed...I mean haven't people ever heard of knocking? I mean, hello, that's why the door is closed!!! Good God people....

[Jy]

Did someone say Circle Jerk?!? Woohoo! Let me get in the middle first guys!!I think it's more of a circle jerk...;)

[shadow57]

Splashdown:D

[Jy]

We have a winner!!

[Rainmaker]

i cant beleive ive never heard of a circle jerk before-lol --and i call myself educated

[tiger50]

We have a winner!!

who??? who??? :sc

[Barkiss]

i cant beleive ive never heard of a circle jerk before-lol --and i call myself educated

Well..Jazzy was referring to the "other" circle jerk...which includes a real woman and multiple guys standing in a "circle"...;) just to keep your education going :)

[Maureen]

:( I wasn't "caught in the act" but my daughter (18 months old) found one of MY toys and used it as a chew toy.....left her teeth marks...needless to say I've never used it again. eeeww.

[Rainmaker]

Well..Jazzy was referring to the "other" circle jerk...which includes a real woman and multiple guys standing in a "circle"...;) just to keep your education going :)


ahhh ty-that might be interesting

[Rainmaker]

:( I wasn't "caught in the act" but my daughter (18 months old) found one of MY toys and used it as a chew toy.....left her teeth marks...needless to say I've never used it again. eeeww.

my oldest son about 2 yrs ago found one of my toys-i told him it was one of the dogs toys-so he tried to throw it for thedog to catch -i was like NO!!!!!!!!!!!!-lmao-i never used again-threw away

[Jy]

...and I like to keep my favourite fantasy going. In fact, I've added to it. Now i fantasize about all the lovely, luscious men from this site doing a circle jerk around me.

I need to go now. I think one of my toys is calling me...

Well..Jazzy was referring to the "other" circle jerk...which includes a real woman and multiple guys standing in a "circle"...;) just to keep your education going :)

[Sunfiresix]

I have heard of them, never wanted to participate, or have.

[spare_change]

Been caught? Sorta ---

Tiger posted a comment on another thread, and it brought back memories ---

When I was 13, I invented masturbation. I knew I was going to Hell, but I knew I was going with one hand full!! I just knew nobody else had figured this out --

I slept in a room with 3 brothers -- two sets of bunk beds.

In that month did I not only learn how to masturbate, but I also learned that if you shake the bottom bunk, the top bunk shakes, too. My older brother pointed this out to his friends on the school bus one day --

I am still in therapy ---- lol

[tiger50]

Tiger posted a comment on another thread, and it brought back memories ---



shittt what did i say spare????:sc

[mbrown811]

I was caught, but didn't know it. I was up late watching tv and decided to pull it out. I was laying on the couch, casually playing. My back was to the bedroom so I didn't know my wife woke up and walked in the room. She didn't tell me until much later that she caught me. I was extremely embarrassed, at least until she said that it turned her on so much that she went back to the bedroom and played with herself. It would have been much better if she would have played with me that night, but it all worked out.

[Sunfiresix]

At laest it was your wife, probably thought she was dreaming.

[tiger50]

...and I like to keep my favourite fantasy going. In fact, I've added to it. Now i fantasize about all the lovely, luscious men from this site doing a circle jerk around me.

I need to go now. I think one of my toys is calling me...

awww shit i was just circling up... :lf

[Sunfiresix]

Hey don't elbow me Tiger, I need room too.

[italian_princess0420]

I didnt know what "circling up" was either. Up until a few weeks ago i heard that guys actually did this...a male frined of mine said he was in this game, you :wk on this cookie, last one to cum, has to eat it, ewww. People are freekin crazy these days. Come on now, who wants to :wk in front of other guys?

[Sunfiresix]

I never wanted to and would never--guys ain't my cup of tea, pretty ladies are my drug of choice.

[mr pike]

i happily whip it out for the ladies whenever im asked to

[Sir_Dragon]

Two girls went to the movies one night and as it was crowder the first one had to sit next to a guy in a long coat, After awhile, she whispered in her friends ear, this guy next to me is masturbating. Her friend said pay him no mind and he'll stop.

But he's using my hand she replied!

[Penny]

Lmao

[italian_princess0420]

huh?...im lost now. errrr where my bf at when i dont get this kinda stuff.

[Trev]

huh?...im lost now. errrr where my bf at when i dont get this kinda stuff.

he went to the movies. :lmao

[italian_princess0420]

you talkin about my bf goin to the movies? ...but im tryin to figure if that guy in the joke, if hes a trans...or one werid guy.

[Barkiss]

you talkin about my bf goin to the movies? ...but im tryin to figure if that guy in the joke, if hes a trans...or one werid guy.

Wow...I totally missed that interpretation..

[Rainmaker]

i dont think he is a trans from the joke---------just a needy guy borrowing a girls hand

[Trev]

you talkin about my bf goin to the movies? ...but im tryin to figure if that guy in the joke, if hes a trans...or one werid guy.

take a step away from the beer container, everything will be alright.:D

[italian_princess0420]

Ok...never mind, i get it. i had to re-read it. My eyes were playin tricks on me the 1st time.

[italian_princess0420]

take a step away from the beer container, everything will be alright.:D

i dont drink beer....shoot, i hardly drink peroid. And i know where my bf is, hes not here, but i know where hes at, and its not the movies.

[Rainmaker]

Ok...never mind, i get it. i had to re-read it. My eyes were playin tricks on me the 1st time.

its all good huni-i have to reread things sometimes as well

[sweetgapeach]

Two girls went to the movies one night and as it was crowder the first one had to sit next to a guy in a long coat, After awhile, she whispered in her friends ear, this guy next to me is masturbating. Her friend said pay him no mind and he'll stop.

But he's using my hand she replied!



Lmao

[Sir_Dragon]

Oh well...... glad you got it princess, thought it kinda fit this thread

[Norfolkdave]

Hell my passport is packed and Im on my way to help rainmaker, I have paitence and can assist when others tire

[Norfolkdave]

Damn! This is getting crowded. Gonna have to take RainMaker back to my cave and close up the opening with that boulder.


(Probably have to kick Jazzy out too. She's busy baking today.) At least it should be nice and warm.

Well soon blow that up into shingle:D

[bichik]

caught twice. my boyfriends mom just last week...........she helped me finish...actually she finished me

[Norfolkdave]

caught twice. my boyfriends mom just last week...........she helped me finish...actually she finished me

Loyality amongst the female gender:D

[Polo38]

caught twice. my boyfriends mom just last week...........she helped me finish...actually she finished me


Now that is one story i would love to hear......

[PlayfulMale69]

I've been caught on the highway by other drivers.
I was caught by a girl in high school and was very embarrassed.
Was caught by my wife when dating her and she finished me off with a nice blow job. mmmmmm

[tiger50]

I've been caught on the highway by other drivers.
I was caught by a girl in high school and was very embarrassed.
Was caught by my wife when dating her and she finished me off with a nice blow job. mmmmmm

lol well tha last one wasnt so bad hey.... :55

[cherokeered]

Nope..never been caught...


Cherokee....not easily caught anyway...;)

[lovemakenman]

I saw you the other night





Nope..never been caught...


Cherokee....not easily caught anyway...;)

[cherokeered]

I saw you the other night

Was that you? I thought I felt heat coming from somewhere...

Cherokee...:kk

[lovemakenman]

That was me Did I help you ??




Was that you? I thought I felt heat coming from somewhere...

Cherokee...:kk

[cherokeered]

That was me Did I help you ??

You always do....

Cherokee...watching out for you...:kk

[clueless32m]

I was caught by a gf in college....she just finished the job for me. Man I never should have let her get away!

[OICurready4me]

What was your most embarrassing moment when getting caught masturbating?

[Norfolkdave]

Havent ...LOl

[Penny]

Finnishing while being watched is always fun :gs



What was your most embarrassing moment when getting caught masturbating?

[Rmb]

Finnishing while being watched is always fun :gs

You, or someone else Penny, seem to have all the fun!! :) :)

[Annie]

What was your most embarrassing moment when getting caught masturbating?
My God... how many times have you been caught?

[indianghost]

Watching sounds like fun! I would really like to see somtimes
man watching girl!

[cherokeered]

Watching sounds like fun! I would really like to see somtimes
man watching girl!


Welcome to the site hun...hope you enjoy


Cherokee...:wa:

[hoss]

14 years old,laying on the floor of my bed with the door shut...completley naked ,kleenex at the ready,just about to explode ...when who comes in the room with the laundry...yep...my mom....i kept my eyes shut and just layed there,she left and soflty shut the door....never mentioned it to me....i loved my mom...

[Lena]

Watching sounds like fun! I would really like to see somtimes
man watching girl!
Hello there!
Welcome! Hope you will join in and visit with us often!:wa:

[massage mike]

was using my cousins bedroom for the afternoon with my girl.Specifically told him don't come in,he didn't have a lock on his door.He managed to walk in at just the right time

[Jy]

Always ready with the right question, aren't you Annie?:55 My God... how many times have you been caught?

[Jy]

I was twelve years old, sitting naked, spread-eagled on the floor of my room with my back agianst the bed, when my dad walked in to get the phone. I've never moved so fast in my life! I huddled behind the bed, tossed the damn phone across the bed at him and he left in a hurry.

I never left the phone in my room again.

[cherokeered]

Never been caught....was almost a few times but never happened...



Cherokee...

[altoids69]

I have never been caught. Of course, I only do it when I know there's no chance of it!!

[Rmb]

I have never been caught. Of course, I only do it when I know there's no chance of it!!


What is it anyway??? Where's my white cane???? :whee:

[cherokeered]

Never been caught....almost...but nope..never



I have also never caught anyone doing it....would like to though...lol


Cherokee...:whee:

[altoids69]

Never been caught....almost...but nope..never



I have also never caught anyone doing it....would like to though...lol


Cherokee...:whee:

Isn't that the truth? I'd love to catch a man doing it!! I think that's hot!!!

[yaser]

I have never been caught. Of course, I only do it when I know there's no chance of it!!
Can you do it when I have a chance to catch you,please :whee: ?I wonder how you talk and sigh?And what happens to your eyes?Your actions start from the slowest possible ones and escalates to the top... and stops and slows down ans stops....

[altoids69]

Can you do it when I have a chance to catch you,please :whee: ?I wonder how you talk and sigh?And what happens to your eyes?Your actions start from the slowest possible ones and escalates to the top... and stops and slows down ans stops....

Yaser, what am I going to do with you???? Are you sure you haven't been listening and watching me????? Sounds like maybe you have........*looking for secret hidden videos*....

[massage mike]

Isn't that the truth? I'd love to catch a man doing it!! I think that's hot!!!It is ?when my wife and I get kinky we watch each other doing it,lots of fun

[altoids69]

It is ?when my wife and I get kinky we watch each other doing it,lots of fun

Oh it is!!! BF and I have talked about it. We're usually a little short on time, so we get to the good stuff, but I would LOVE to watch him jack off!! He's watched me. In person and via webcam, but we've not done it at the same time.

[massage mike]

Oh it is!!! BF and I have talked about it. We're usually a little short on time, so we get to the good stuff, but I would LOVE to watch him jack off!! He's watched me. In person and via webcam, but we've not done it at the same time.:blowjob: make the time life's short enough.got to have fun and be happy

[yaser]

Yaser, what am I going to do with you???? Are you sure you haven't been listening and watching me????? Sounds like maybe you have........*looking for secret hidden videos*....
Have you got ones to send me?No,you'd better do it alive for me..

[dave42]

...and I like to keep my favourite fantasy going. In fact, I've added to it. Now i fantasize about all the lovely, luscious men from this site doing a circle jerk around me.

I need to go now. I think one of my toys is calling me...Oooh! your'e a naughty girl! Too bad It's just a fantasy. Grabbed my attention though!:D

[dave42]

Oh it is!!! BF and I have talked about it. We're usually a little short on time, so we get to the good stuff, but I would LOVE to watch him jack off!! He's watched me. In person and via webcam, but we've not done it at the same time.Iv'e caught her and she's caught me, She looked at me kind of curiously and said Would you like a little help with that? and I'm like well, yeah! It was pretty hot. I caught her once with her vibrator when I came home for lunch one day. she was a little embarrasesd but I made it up to her.

[dave42]

caught twice. my boyfriends mom just last week...........she helped me finish...actually she finished meNow thats a story! I would love to hear the details on that.

[dave42]

Oh it is!!! BF and I have talked about it. We're usually a little short on time, so we get to the good stuff, but I would LOVE to watch him jack off!! He's watched me. In person and via webcam, but we've not done it at the same time.Years ago when the wife was trying to get pregnant and nothing was happening she decided it was time for me to get tested. I said ok, under one condition, You're going to get the sample. I let her hold the container as part of the process. It was something she had not seen or done before and it was pretty freaky, It really turned her on. It added a new dimension to our sex life.

[BuckiDave]

The question is who do you like better now the boyfriend or the mom

[letterman01]

Wife caught me when we were dating. It turned her on bigtime. She still requests that I do it.

[unctarheel_32]

my gf caught me once,she had came into the bedroom and I was layed back on the bed jacking off she really got excited.

[mile high]

Being sprung wanking is a male rite of passage and I know guys who've been discovered jackin' the beanstalk in just about every room in their house (as well as most known forms of transport).

When I was young, I couldn't seem to keep my hand off the old shifting spanner; it was like having a PlayStation wired into my lap. I had been known to be indiscreet about my choice of venue for a quick fiddle with the joystick.

It's an old joke but they say the most sensitive part of your body during masturbation is your ears; sometimes, however, men get a tad too focused on the job at hand and a bionic cochlea couldn't save them from one of life's great embarrassing situations ...

In year 11, I had a terrible run of luck while staying at friend's house because my parents had gone overseas. I was looking after myself in the downstairs bathroom after school one day, unaware that my mate's mother had got home early; suddenly the unlocked bathroom door opened and I was forced to pull up quicker than a sprinter tearing a hamstring.

Things got worse a few days later when, overcome by the teenage impulse, I sought refuge in the same friend's garden shed to squeeze one off; things were well underway when, yeah, you guessed it, his mother wrenched the door open and pinged me in hand to gland for a second time.

You can imagine how quickly that story went around Year 11, and to my mate's credit he spread it.

[P.R.]

No I guess I have been very lucky

[onceamarine]

I got caught by my old college roommate and his girlfriend, and no they did not help me finish.

[scoobertina]

I haven't been caught but I caught my hubby this morning.... I was actually upset by it and not turned on... helloooooo.. I am right here... and I neeed some..... god...

[PunkyBob]

I haven't been caught but I caught my hubby this morning.... I was actually upset by it and not turned on... helloooooo.. I am right here... and I neeed some..... god...

Two minds...one thought...

[RedVixen]

I haven't been caught but I caught my hubby this morning.... I was actually upset by it and not turned on... helloooooo.. I am right here... and I neeed some..... god...

Why would you be upset? Why didn't you just stradle him and finish him off?

[scoobertina]

Why would you be upset? Why didn't you just stradle him and finish him off?

I caught him as he was finishing... I opened my eyes to see him cumming... then he looked over at me, cleaned up and took a shower... that prick!

[RedVixen]

I caught him as he was finishing... I opened my eyes to see him cumming... then he looked over at me, cleaned up and took a shower... that prick!

Did you at least flush the toilet while he was in the shower? Give him a little 'remember the roast' moment :D

[scoobertina]

Did you at least flush the toilet while he was in the shower? Give him a little 'remember the roast' moment :D

Nope, started the washing machine... :nu

[RedVixen]

Nope, started the washing machine... :nu

:lmao Even better...way to go girl:55

[madmod]

I've almost been caught a few times, but luckily no .... Besides, there's never been a situation yet where it would have been good getting caught ....

[jeffpilot]

I was caught, but didn't know it. I was up late watching tv and decided to pull it out. I was laying on the couch, casually playing. My back was to the bedroom so I didn't know my wife woke up and walked in the room. She didn't tell me until much later that she caught me. I was extremely embarrassed, at least until she said that it turned her on so much that she went back to the bedroom and played with herself. It would have been much better if she would have played with me that night, but it all worked out. Same set-up...but it was my mother-in-law who walked in...NOT FUN!!!! Damn "skinimax"...

[Wil]

...does being hard standing in front of the cam count?:sg

[longtall4u]

Mom caught me, Dad had to have a talk, thought I'd end up being Gay!, Boy was he wrong!!!!!!!!

[p.J]

Yep! with a back massager! :rolleyes:

[p.a]

My dad......He just laughed and walked away.

[PlayfulMale69]

I caught him as he was finishing... I opened my eyes to see him cumming... then he looked over at me, cleaned up and took a shower... that prick!

What an asshole!! You should have told him what Lorena Bobbitt did when she wasn't getting pleased with her hubbies prick. :D

[duanehofner]

never caught - yet

[inmy4x]

Yep got caught by the wife did not hear her come home, She finished me off

[MB54]

more then once

[troos2]

I've been caught on the highway by other drivers.
I was caught by a girl in high school and was very embarrassed.
Was caught by my wife when dating her and she finished me off with a nice blow job. mmmmmm

We should all be so lucky!!!

[cmt21lem]

do women really MB

[cmt21lem]

that was a serious question, I see it in the movies, but does the average women MB

[UltimateNaneki]

do women really MB

NO we imagine you there between our legs, it keeps us sane....:di

[Cotties]

either yes or the women at this forum are a huge teasedo women really MB

[Lacey]

No,never been caught



I have caught him and I started laughing because the look on his face,he looked scared lol

[Penny]

Did he finnish? Did you help or walk away? It must have been funny. Details we need details :D

No,never been caught



I have caught him and I started laughing because the look on his face,he looked scared lol

[WandaRing]

that was a serious question, I see it in the movies, but does the average women MB


Nope, the females in here are all really guys just posting as women.....we have no sexual urges, desires, needs, wants or fantasies.... :blowjob:

[GeekMaster]

Did he finnish? Did you help or walk away? It must have been funny. Details we need details :D

Hey Penny,

Speaking of details, can you contact me about your book??

[Lacey]

Did he finnish? Did you help or walk away? It must have been funny. Details we need details :D





I started laughing and said "What cha doing?" lol

He said you fell asleep and I didn't want to bug you,I said cum here lol
I helped finish and told him next time he could bug me!:D




But I swear he looked like a kid caught with a cigg.!!

[boomer3]

Close but no call so far!!! Although have been caught asleep on the couch with porn going on the dvd player.

[Penny]

I think I may have made him suffer a little :D

I started laughing and said "What cha doing?" lol

He said you fell asleep and I didn't want to bug you,I said cum here lol
I helped finish and told him next time he could bug me!:D




But I swear he looked like a kid caught with a cigg.!!

[oc_guy_32]

my wife has caught me several times... she just laughs. unfortunately, she never offers to help. :(

[WandaRing]

not yet....i think i would die if i ever got caught....

[Micwar]

not yet....i think i would die if i ever got caught....

So you don't want to be caught.....how about if I just watch... :lf

[cherokeered]

I think i was caught...but really don't know...he never said anything....lol

denial, denial, denial

[Huzyerdaddi]

I wish I'd get caught...then maybe she'd get the hint.

[WandaRing]

So you don't want to be caught.....how about if I just watch... :lf

:55 with a body like that...how can i refuse? but you go first...:wk

[up4fun]

I have never been caught, Atleast i dont think I have... God knows i do it enough that i should have been by now lol.

[ksue7274]

Never been caught and hope I never am.

[up4fun]

[QUOTE]I think i was caught...but really don't know...he never said anything....lol

denial, denial, denial
QUOTE]

Not sure, but if you were and he did nothing about it. He must have a screw loose lol!!!!

[Papa Chubby]

Never got caught.

But a fantasy would be to be caught by a horny young gal, and her girlfriend.

But I think that is a different topic.

[anesdoc74]

The time it happened was embarassing, but with the right person now I wouldn't be.

[PEBBLIEPOO]

I have been caught a couple of times that is alright becouse I will masturdat for him and let him watch.

[john30]

first wife watched me

[anesdoc74]

Would you like someone else to catch you?

[john30]

no

[PEBBLIEPOO]

I like to watch it is alot of fun.

[sexntexx]

I have been caught many times being the sex maniac that I am, lol. The wife caught me once and got pissed, went back in teh bedroom got dressed and went in to the garage to leave. I followed here and before it was done she was riding me in the front seat of teh convertible in the garage. THat was the best outcome of any time I was caught.

[partydude]

not yet

[FeIsTy FaV]

Uh huh... Once..... and it was enough!...

[anesdoc74]

I like to watch it is alot of fun.

Just in general or just your hubby?

[Sunfiresix]

Never--I woulda just died

[YourAssMyHand]

I was hoping she would join in or help me finish. She just acted like she didn't see it and walked by.

[Shawn_N_Sandiego]

Ummm yup... more than once.... I think she is certain I have a problem, I just dont have the heart to tell her its worse than she knows.

[Samgoody]

I have been caught a couple of times that is alright becouse I will masturdat for him and let him watch.

OMG... are there more like you out there?

[nugnugwinkwink]

not yet but it's bound to happen

[nugnugwinkwink]

specially when you do it 3-5 times a day

[Mistergrinch]

Ive set it up...but it never happened.

[evan90]

More times than I remember, but being kind of an exhibitionist at heart, well, I don't mind...most of the time.

[pagirl]

Yes, hubby caught me but he just kinda shrugged his shoulders and went back in the living room to watch TV :(

[Krystal]

Hubby did once, years ago....he was in the shower and I thought I'd have time to finish before he got done. Guess not! lol Screwy part was I'd said someone else's name out loud before he walked in the room!! I don't think he heard it though, cuz he helped me finish.

[dixiechiknga]

Yes, I got caught but he liked what he saw and joined in!
That was a few years ago, he could careless now..LOL!

[1sxymama]

never been caught but i might be one day

[Rocket Man]

No, but I guess it wouldn't be a big deal if she did.

[fbty]

Yes, hubby caught me but he just kinda shrugged his shoulders and went back in the living room to watch TV :(

I can sympathize with you here. Instead of TV she went back to her video games...:thr

[Kevinkc53]

Wife caught me when we were first married, I was a embarassed but not as much as here.

[OU812]

I have a good hiding place.

[gr8doods]

No have never been caught, but with the frequency I used masturbate I am surprised...LOL..

[bencanada46]

No never got caught. But a few close calls when I was young. Discovered why i couldnt see the black board in high school.

[Yankee]

I'd love some advice on how to get caught.

Being obvious isn't quite the same.

[dcowboy09]

i told them to get stand back........unless they wanted to get....... well you know

[nudeintpa]

I would like to catch someone in the act and then either giver her a hand or just watch

[Psynge]

You forgot to include: "Masturbate? I've never done that! It's a disgusting habit of sexual perverts!"

I would have to have voted for that one because I'm as pure and innocent as the driven snow on Christmas Day! *adjusting my halo*

[oscarlaveester]

yes by my mother and her very christian friend 34yrs ago her friend still looks at me funny

[ldon]

It was a public park. What can I say? hee hee. Actually, yes once. By my ex-wife. Very embarrassing.

[learman3]

I think I might enjoy being caught by some hottie....never know might lead to something even hotter

[FeIsTy FaV]

Ge'ez.... I have been caught a few times..

[Rex]

17 years ago. Been hiding it well ever since

[Joe Cool]

Not caught yet. Wouldn't mind being caught by the right person.

[dixiechiknga]

Came very close once..LOL

[Easy]

never caught but might let dixie catch me

[Sinster]

I must confess I have never been caught, but I have fantasized about being discovered by a sassy c**k hungry lady, jumping me like I was the fountain of youth .......:blowjob:

[hotandbothered(m)]

my wife caught me and helped me earlier in our marriage. Now she doesnt care.

[titlicker]

never caught... but dream of that day I do and then she joins me!!

[redcat]

Hubby loves to 'catch' me.

[Penny]

My husband likes to watch and that was the only real time I did it. Now I do it for myself too.

[glamrockfan]

Never caught but sure wouldn't mind having the right woman catch me.

[acermale]

never got caught. way too slippery for that.

[PublicO]

Caught once by wife while reading porn. She was pissed.

Now I'm just more careful....while reading/watching porn.

[Big Sexy]

When I was about 14, a group of friends and I spent the night in a friends back yard under a tent. We all masturbated together to see who could cum first?

The kids mom came in just after, that was a close one.

[Jaded]

I got caught once and the only comment that was made was "having fun?" and he turned around and walked out? I thought surely that would prompt someone to join in

[jmsmith12345]

I got caught once and the only comment that was made was "having fun?" and he turned around and walked out? I thought surely that would prompt someone to join in

that belongs in the WTF thread???

[Jaded]

that belongs in the WTF thread???

Well I would have to agree with you, that was pretty much what I said when it happened