Does this place intimidate you?

[Norfolkdave]

pages will be all ruined soon!!!

I doubt it, they will be trapped in a time warp:lmao

[Barkiss]

Well, I do like doggie style...

I think I'm the perfect dog...;)

[Lena]

You sure are Barkiss!!!!

[Barkiss]

You sure are Barkiss!!!!

;) Are you teasing me? ;)

[Lena]

I doubt it, they will be trapped in a time warp:lmao

You really think so???
Then you would be in a time warp too!!!!

[Lena]

;) Are you teasing me? ;)

Ohhh noooo barkiss!!!!!
I am telling you the truth!!!!
After how many days now????

[Norfolkdave]

You really think so???
Then you would be in a time warp too!!!!

trapped in a time warp with a sexy woman, who would want to go elsewhere:lmao

[Barkiss]

Ohhh noooo barkiss!!!!!
I am telling you the truth!!!!
After how many days now????

At least 2...

[Lena]

trapped in a time warp with a sexy woman, who would want to go elsewhere:lmao

So will you find this sexy woman???

[Lena]

At least 2...

It has been 5 days Barksy!!!!

[Barkiss]

It has been 5 days Barksy!!!!

I get three...Saturday, Sunday, Monday...;)

[Norfolkdave]

So will you find this sexy woman???

who knows who knows:lmao

[Lena]

I get three...Saturday, Sunday, Monday...;)

mmmmmmmmm you got it Barksy!!!!
So you did notice!!!!!!:)

[Zpanther]

Well, I do like doggie style...

Now I think we might have something there hon.... I have a stimulating vision of you on hands and knees ready for action.......AND I'm thinkin' it would be difficult for you to bite......... IF you were on the bottom, that is. ;)

[Barkiss]

mmmmmmmmm you got it Barksy!!!!
So you did notice!!!!!!:)

See...I'm not too mean...;)

[Lena]

See...I'm not too mean...;)

No Barkiss you are not!!!
but i never said you were did i???

[Barkiss]

No Barkiss you are not!!!
but i never said you were did i???

No you didn't :) So I suppose I should have said "not that uncaring", which you did insinuate.

[Lena]

No you didn't :) So I suppose I should have said "not that uncaring", which you did insinuate.


awwwwww Barks!!!!
I was only teasing!!!
You know that don't you??

[Barkiss]

awwwwww Barks!!!!
I was only teasing!!!
You know that don't you??

As I am you...;)

[Jy]

Well done ZP! You figured out how to tame the vixen! Well, at least keep me from biting you for a while!!



Now I think we might have something there hon.... I have a stimulating vision of you on hands and knees ready for action.......AND I'm thinkin' it would be difficult for you to bite......... IF you were on the bottom, that is. ;)

[Lena]

As I am you...;)

mmmmmmmm sounds good!!
hhhmmmm so i wonder what else you have been teasing me with???:)

[Barkiss]

mmmmmmmm sounds good!!
hhhmmmm so i wonder what else you have been teasing me with???:)

I teased you when I said I was small...my shoe size is actually a 17...;)

[Lena]

I teased you when I said I was small...my shoe size is actually a 17...;)

mmmmmmmmmmmmm Now i know the truth!!!
when are you coming???

[romancer522000]

Hey Lena you know what they say about us men with big feet and big hands ???? We wear big shoes and gloves .

[Barkiss]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm Now i know the truth!!!
when are you coming???

I'm not sure I know what that word means anymore....


Oh, you meant coming like coming across the ocean....

[Lena]

Hey Lena you know what they say about us men with big feet and big hands ???? We wear big shoes and gloves .


ohhh is that all then???

[Lena]

I'm not sure I know what that word means anymore....


Oh, you meant coming like coming across the ocean....

And what else did you think i meant???!!!!

[Barkiss]

And what else did you think i meant???!!!!

Like I said...I'm not sure I know the meaning of that other word anymore..;)

[Lena]

Like I said...I'm not sure I know the meaning of that other word anymore..;)

You need to learn again???

[miau69]

First timer here:( . But I think once I get to know a few people, everything will be O.K.:kk

[Barkiss]

First timer here:( . But I think once I get to know a few people, everything will be O.K.:kk

Welcome miau69!!!

[Barkiss]

You need to learn again???

I know there is a saying about teaching an old dog new tricks, but I wonder if the same applies with teaching an old dog old tricks?? ;)

[Lena]

I know there is a saying about teaching an old dog new tricks, but I wonder if the same applies with teaching an old dog old tricks?? ;)

So where is this old dog you are talking about???

[Lena]

First timer here:( . But I think once I get to know a few people, everything will be O.K.:kk

Hello miau!!
I am sure you will be ok here!!
We will look after you!!!!

[Barkiss]

So where is this old dog you are talking about???

Come on...you all are always saying it's not a matter how "old" you are, it's how "young" you feel....


Well...I feel 80...;)

[Lena]

Come on...you all are always saying it's not a matter how "old" you are, it's how "young" you feel....


Well...I feel 80...;)

Well, the last time you didn't act 80!!!!
I am sure you said you felt like a teenager!!!!:)
So why 80??

[Barkiss]

Well, the last time you didn't act 80!!!!
I am sure you said you felt like a teenager!!!!:)
So why 80??

The operative word being "act" ;)

[sweetgapeach]

The operative word being "act" ;)


:lmao

[belfast]

we dont bite belfast we just nibble if we like ya ;lol
You cab bite or nibble any time be my guest:kk

[Lena]

The operative word being "act" ;)

Stop acting 80 then!!!
And start being that young puppy again!!!:)
how about that???

[belfast]

e-mail me some time tropicannuak then maybe we can chat. I miss being home in belfast a lot. Would love to chat but each time i go in there no one is around:cry:

[Barkiss]

Stop acting 80 then!!!
And start being that young puppy again!!!:)
how about that???

:lmao I wish...

[Lena]

:lmao I wish...

ooohhhh barkiss come over here and i'll show you!!!

[Trev]

ooohhhh barkiss come over here and i'll show you!!!

Barkiss, your sucking up again! That away. :lmao

[Barkiss]

ooohhhh barkiss come over here and i'll show you!!!

if I didn't have to work!!! ;)

[Barkiss]

Barkiss, your sucking up again! That away. :lmao

whatever I have to do to get my belly rubbed...;)

[Lena]

if I didn't have to work!!! ;)

Well Barksy!!!
We will have to sneak you across somehow!!!!:)

[Lena]

whatever I have to do to get my belly rubbed...;)

Anytime you want!!!!
You know that!!!;)

[spare_change]

I'm not sure I know what that word means anymore....


Oh, you meant coming like coming across the ocean....

Coming across the ocean????? Damn, I am impressed!!!!

[Lena]

Coming across the ocean????? Damn, I am impressed!!!!

Hello Spare!!!
Are you really impressed??
How are you??
Had a good weekend???

[Barkiss]

Coming across the ocean????? Damn, I am impressed!!!!

When it has been as long as it has for me, I bet I could shoot it around the world and land it on the back of my head.

[spare_change]

Hello Spare!!!
Are you really impressed??
How are you??
Had a good weekend???

Hi, kiddo!!!! Where in the world have you been??? Hope you had a good holiday!

Was I impressed? Absolutely! I hit the end of a bed once, but nothing like THAT!!!

[Lena]

When it has been as long as it has for me, I bet I could shoot it around the world and land it on the back of my head.

Well i would like to see that one Barkiss!!!!

[Lena]

Hi, kiddo!!!! Where in the world have you been??? Hope you had a good holiday!

Was I impressed? Absolutely! I hit the end of a bed once, but nothing like THAT!!!

Hi there!!
You wouldn't want to know what kept happening to me!!
yes the holidays were great!! Did you???

You are mad!!!:)

[Jy]

I'm officially volunteering to measure this feat! Barksy, just say the word and I'll cum..er, uh...come over and help you out!



When it has been as long as it has for me, I bet I could shoot it around the world and land it on the back of my head.

[Barkiss]

I'm officially volunteering to measure this feat! Barksy, just say the word and I'll cum..er, uh...come over and help you out!

You are hired!!!! ;)

[Lena]

whoo hoo Jazzy you have been hired!!!

[Jy]

Woo hoo! YESSS!! Doing my happy dance! So, when do I start? Would you like references? What should I wear? What's the pay rate? Oh, wait! I'll pay you! tee hee



You are hired!!!! ;)

[Lena]

You are the reference in yourself jazzy!!!
he won;t need any extra reference!!!

[Barkiss]

Woo hoo! YESSS!! Doing my happy dance! So, when do I start? Would you like references? What should I wear? What's the pay rate? Oh, wait! I'll pay you! tee hee

Unfortunately for you, I think it will only be a 30 second job, and that's taking into consideration the amount of time to prepare...;)

[Jy]

I'm going to do my very best job Barksy! I take pride in my jobs! ;)

[Barkiss]

I'm going to do my very best job Barksy! I take pride in my jobs! ;)

Well...I'll be the judge of that...;)

[Jy]

I'm sure to get a bonus!!

[Barkiss]

I'm sure to get a bonus!!

and...oh what a big bonus it will be ;)

[Cotties]

Oooh how I love doggie style. smack smack smack...


I love to see a women biting the pillow with her butt high in the air..


Well, I do like doggie style...

[MCat]

Oooh how I love doggie style. smack smack smack...


I love to see a women biting the pillow with her butt high in the air..

Ohhh ya, did that last night :rolleyes:

[Jy]

Atta girl! Do it for the team sister!

[Norfolkdave]

Ohhh ya, did that last night :rolleyes:

New pillows needed yet:lmao

[leylandste]

Oooh how I love doggie style. smack smack smack...


I love to see a women biting the pillow with her butt high in the air..
YES AS DO I :D

[Jy]

Back to the biting thing! See?! I'm not the only one!

I happily volunteer to stick my butt in the air and bite the pillow!


Saves you hiding the teeth marks on your shoulder!

[Trev]

Back to the biting thing! See?! I'm not the only one!

I happily volunteer to stick my butt in the air and bite the pillow!


Saves you hiding the teeth marks on your shoulder!

Thats the words I've been waiting to hear.:D

[Cotties]

Does Hank put you on the bed and then make you watch yourself in the bedroom mirror. If no... it's a must!Ohhh ya, did that last night :rolleyes:

[Cotties]

"back to the biting thing" I didn't know we had left it behind. Not likely Jazzy... Everytime I think of you I will think of your bum in the air and your teeth sinking into something.Back to the biting thing! See?! I'm not the only one!


I happily volunteer to stick my butt in the air and bite the pillow!


Saves you hiding the teeth marks on your shoulder!

P.S volunteering your ass means you get it extra hard with no mercy:sp:

[Jy]

That's what I'm hoping for honey! Give me something to bite about!

[Norfolkdave]

Back to the biting thing! See?! I'm not the only one!

I happily volunteer to stick my butt in the air and bite the pillow!


Saves you hiding the teeth marks on your shoulder!

For verication....LOL:lmao

[MCat]

Does Hank put you on the bed and then make you watch yourself in the bedroom mirror. If no... it's a must!

I did move the dresser so the mirror is in a good position...will have to open my eyes tonight and take a peek ;)

[Waltert]

Why wait till tonight!



I did move the dresser so the mirror is in a good position...will have to open my eyes tonight and take a peek ;)

[Sunfiresix]

Gotta get one over the bed, much easier and erotic.

[sex_kitten_4u]

Gotta get one over the bed, much easier and erotic.

now there is a good idea mmmmmmmmmm:lmao

[MCat]

Gotta get one over the bed, much easier and erotic.

Can't do that ..... my mother and grandmother still snoop in my room when they visit :(

[Norfolkdave]

Can't do that ..... my mother and grandmother still snoop in my room when they visit :(

Just say your lubricating the springs, one to hold the can, one to squirt:lmao

[Zpanther]

Can't do that ..... my mother and grandmother still snoop in my room when they visit :(

See? That how you know you're a good girl that likes to be bad and not a real 'bad girl.' (The 'bad girl' wouldn't care if they snooped)

[Waltert]

Did you Peek?



I did move the dresser so the mirror is in a good position...will have to open my eyes tonight and take a peek ;)

[belfast]

Well Mayrcat go for it just think if yor grandmother and mother did not you may not be here:kk

[Cotties]

And you can rent it out while the spouse is at work as a short time room to the local street workers. :55 Gotta get one over the bed, much easier and erotic.

[MarriedMale]

this sit seems easy enough to use

[sex_kitten_4u]

yes the site is very easy to use welcome and enjoy yourself

[MarriedMale]

thanks I will try too

[belfast]

You will get the hang of it ..just sit back and start posting;)

[MarriedMale]

So far so good

[oh2be50]

no not me , might if i find out my neighbors the one i been chatin with

[Marika]

Yes. The high-class web site does NOT itimidate me. On the contrary--the owners go out of the way to make it friendly. It's just some jerks that always spoil the party.

[Norfolkdave]

Yes. The high-class web site does NOT itimidate me. On the contrary--the owners go out of the way to make it friendly. It's just some jerks that always spoil the party.

Ahh what about this Jerk then?





1 - 4oz. Bag of Wild Ride Jumpin’ Hot & Spicy, Gallopin’ Pepper, Hoppin’ Hickory or Kickin’ Teriyaki, chopped fine
4 cups macaroni noodles, cooked and drained

1 green pepper, chopped

1 red pepper, chopped (or pimentos)

2 jalapenos, seeded and chopped fine (optional)

2 to 3 green onions, chopped

½ cup celery, chopped

Mayonnaise-just enough to moisten contents

Combine all ingredients in a large bowl. Mix ingredients until throughly mixed and add just enough mayonnaise to moisten the salad. This recipe works with all Wild Ride Jerky. Kickin’ Teriyaki adds a sweeter Oriental flavor and Jumpin’ Hot & Spicy adds a zip. If you try the Jumpin’ Hot & Spicy taste it before adding jalapenos. The Wild Ride Jerky is very flavorful, so taste before adding any salt or pepper. Correct the seasoning and serve.

Traditional RoveDay One-Bowl Creamy Jerky Salad
ACTIVE TIME 25 MIN
MAKES ABOUT 2 SERVINGS

1 large head of white cabbage - diced
1 1/4 cups Miracle Whip (In a pinch, mayo can be subbed, but my Rovey just can't do without the tangy zip! And if you're Tony Blair, or John Kerry, then Heinz Salad Cream is an acceptable swap.)
1 8oz pack of Kraft Singles (unwrapped and cut into strips)
2lbs of your favorite jerky - chunked or sliced (Rovey's a fan of the New Beef King (http://www.newbeefking.com/products1.html), but has been known on occasion to snap into a Slim Jim.)
1/4 cup white sugar
1/2 tsp celery salt
1/4 tsp paprika
Assorted, colorful mix-ins - pickle chunks, canned corn niblets, pimentos, frozen peas 'n carrots - use your imagination!

1. In large, oiled, plastic bowl, stir together Miracle Whip, sugar, salt and paprika until color is a uniform orange. Add mix-ins to appearance and taste, and stir until thoroughly coated.

2. With a spatula, fold in 1/2 cup of cabbage at a time, taking care to coat all surfaces with wet mixture. Repeat procedure with jerky (and try not to go snackin' on it too much - you've gotta save some for Rovey!) until mixture is of a uniform consistency and creamy orangey color, with mix-ins winking through like yummy little jewels. Cover bowl with cling-wrap or tight fitting lid and shake.

3. Remove cover, and arrange cheese strips in criss-cross or lattice fashion on top. For added RoveDay festivity, spoon additional Miracle Whip into a squeeze bottle or pastry bag and draw a picture of or message to Rovey!

4. Grab two spoons (or just one if you're feeling all romantical!) and share with your favorite Senior Presidential Domestic Policy Advisor!



There you go two lovely jerks:lmao

[g8hands]

any women from CA in here?

[G...G]

This place does not intimidate me at all. I love posting and making new friends and just being able to be myself!!

[gnikeht]

Why should it intimidate anyone?

[Rainmaker]

Why should it intimidate anyone?

maybe because some of us bite;)


joking of course

[Cotties]

Some of these women have big labias or is it labidos?


I'll never work out the differences to those two words


Why should it intimidate anyone?

[spare_change]

maybe because some of us bite;)


joking of course

Good Lord, girl -- we hope you DO !

[Rainmaker]

Good Lord, girl -- we hope you DO !


i do nibble .. try to refrain from using the teeth to much;)

[honeypot7787]

maybe a tiny bit b/c i don't know my way around...i guess i just need to practice posting and all that and get to know everyone a little better



Because you aren't sure how to post or start a thread? :sg It's very simple try replying to this post :)

[Sandy]

oh honey, your doing great, just keep at it. :kk

[Annie]

maybe a tiny bit b/c i don't know my way around...i guess i just need to practice posting and all that and get to know everyone a little better

As long as it's the workings of the site that are intimidating and not the people here... because trust me, we are very forgiving of mistakes on the site! Give us time and you'll see what I mean. We are a very addictive group! We're also glad to have you here.

[MAMA ANGEL]

This site has helped my self confidence so this doesnt intimidate me. I made a real good friend from this site, without him dont know what i would do!!

[SirFox]

This site has helped my self confidence so this doesnt intimidate me. I made a real good friend from this site, without him dont know what i would do!!

MAMA ANGEL. Keep at it and post and you will see that there are some very SPECIAL people here. This place is not only a place where you make virtual friends, but also have some emotional support.

It is a site where you can ask questions without too much terror in receiving an answer. You may not like the answers you receive from some people, but you will also be able to compare your issues with those who have delt with them, or, who are dealing with them.

Besides being a method of comparing, you will see other issues raised concerning marriage, flirting, every day flirting, real live events that you may have not delt with. You will hear people openly talk about what they are having to deal with with their mates.

This site is great because it brings people who are interested in flirting and perhaps a bit more, and, who are conscious of their lives in today's World. It is truly an amazing site because it brings people of very different economic, social, political, genders, likes, dislikes together. We really get an overview of what people feel in many fields.

It is finally a site where you can let off steam. In today's societies where the stress is abundant, this is a great help to be able to rant.

BTW, Thank you Web Mistress Penny and to her better half, Heaterman for creating this site and maintaining it. .

[MAMA ANGEL]

Can I still post if no longer married?



MAMA ANGEL. Keep at it and post and you will see that there are some very SPECIAL people here. This place is not only a place where you make virtual friends, but also have some emotional support.

It is a site where you can ask questions without too much terror in receiving an answer. You may not like the answers you receive from some people, but you will also be able to compare your issues with those who have delt with them, or, who are dealing with them.

Besides being a method of comparing, you will see other issues raised concerning marriage, flirting, every day flirting, real live events that you may have not delt with. You will hear people openly talk about what they are having to deal with with their mates.

This site is great because it brings people who are interested in flirting and perhaps a bit more, and, who are conscious of their lives in today's World. It is truly an amazing site because it brings people of very different economic, social, political, genders, likes, dislikes together. We really get an overview of what people feel in many fields.

It is finally a site where you can let off steam. In today's societies where the stress is abundant, this is a great help to be able to rant.

BTW, Thank you Web Mistress Penny and to her better half, Heaterman for creating this site and maintaining it. .

[Sandy]

of course, your a member here, angel whether your married or not. :kk :55

[SirFox]

Can I still post if no longer married?

I am no longer married since 14 March 2006. There are singles on MAF...
Relax you're among friends.

[pappyt]

hey folks! I was a lookyloo a while back. Really couldn't find where I fit in here so I left. Fox- your assurances to Mama Angel were comforting. I enjoyed reading it and I think maybe I'll stick around a bit

[Lena]

hey folks! I was a lookyloo a while back. Really couldn't find where I fit in here so I left. Fox- your assurances to Mama Angel were comforting. I enjoyed reading it and I think maybe I'll stick around a bit
Hello Pappyt!!!!
Welcome and glad you have decided to give us a chance!!!
Look forward to getting to know you!!!

[pappyt]

Thanks Much- Whats going on?Anthing Good?

[cherokeered]

hey hun...welcome to the site...enjoy yourself...you'll find everyone here very nice....so enjoy



Cherokee...:wa:

hey folks! I was a lookyloo a while back. Really couldn't find where I fit in here so I left. Fox- your assurances to Mama Angel were comforting. I enjoyed reading it and I think maybe I'll stick around a bit

[pappyt]

Can I guess from the name that you are native american?

[cherokeered]

no hun..I'm not...lol everyone thinks that at first...


it has to do with my truck... and it was red and so is my hair..lol
:wa:

Can I guess from the name that you are native american?

[SirFox]

no hun..I'm not...lol everyone thinks that at first...


it has to do with my truck... and it was red and so is my hair..lol
:wa:

And PAPPYT she's got beautiful green eyes which loves to flirt with.

Welcome to the Site. Hope that you will enjoy it...there are people here from all over. We are glad that you found us as, LENA, our favourite flirt has said.

Stick around. You'll see. I am sure that you can bring your life experience to us all. You can learn from us as well. See you around!

[pappyt]

Fox- I plan to. Be nice to have some good conversation for a while

Cherokeered- you know between your avatar, your truck, and Fox's description of your green eyes- you got my imagination racin'.

[SirFox]

Fox- I plan to. Be nice to have some good conversation for a while

Cherokeered- you know between your avatar, your truck, and Fox's description of your green eyes- you got my imagination racin'.

PAPPYT...You are on your way. I have confidence in you Sir. :D

[cherokeered]

aww..hun...that is so nice of ya to say...I like a racing imagination.....lol


:D
Fox- I plan to. Be nice to have some good conversation for a while

Cherokeered- you know between your avatar, your truck, and Fox's description of your green eyes- you got my imagination racin'.

[Lena]

Thanks Much- Whats going on?Anthing Good?
There are lots going on in here!!
Just read the threads and catch up as much as you can!!!:whee:
And see if there are anything to interest you!!
yes and of course there are us too!!!:D

[pappyt]

Got 2 go-back soon

[SirFox]

Got 2 go-back soon

You are far from home.
So am I. :(

[Sandy]

hi pappyt welcome to the site. we're a friendly bunch here. :wa:

[Penny]

Its really easy once you try it ;)

[pappyt]

Fox-Far from home? I'm a little confused about what you meant. I was bon and raised in this town-Hell I was born and raised in this house.

[pappyt]

Thanks for the welcome-

[Knightstriker48]

Welcome and enjoy:55 hey folks! I was a lookyloo a while back. Really couldn't find where I fit in here so I left. Fox- your assurances to Mama Angel were comforting. I enjoyed reading it and I think maybe I'll stick around a bit

[tiger50]

Fox-Far from home? I'm a little confused about what you meant. I was bon and raised in this town-Hell I was born and raised in this house.

gday mate.. and welcome to the site..you'll love it... :55

[Cotties]

I was very intimidated the first time Tiger pulled his pants down and took a photo..... it wasn't the size it was more so the intent...:sc gday mate.. and welcome to the site..you'll love it... :55

[albert rizzo]

hello outthere just want to say hi and im new to this

[pappyt]

Up untill today I was just a lookyloo myself- so far everyone I've talked to has been excellent:wa:

[Lena]

hello outthere just want to say hi and im new to this
Hello and welcome Albert!!
Hope you will enjoy it here!!!

[cherokeered]

hey hun...welcome to the site...hope ya enjoy and have some fun....:wa:




hello outthere just want to say hi and im new to this

[Traxster]

yes scares the clothes right off me!!!!!

[tiger50]

I was very intimidated the first time Tiger pulled his pants down and took a photo..... it wasn't the size it was more so the intent...:sc

WTF.. ur gunna cop it cotties... :nu :nu :nu

[Cotties]

Hi pappy and Rizzo......I loved the excellent comment but when you put it with so far it kind of means you're expecting one of us to be arseholes.....if you give me 5 bucks I'll tell you who it is......;) Up untill today I was just a lookyloo myself- so far everyone I've talked to has been excellent:wa:

[Cotties]

I sure hope your pants are pulled up when you make those threats....:D WTF.. ur gunna cop it cotties... :nu :nu :nu

[spare_change]

Hi pappy and Rizzo......I loved the excellent comment but when you put it with so far it kind of means you're expecting one of us to be arseholes.....if you give me 5 bucks I'll tell you who it is......;)


Hell, for $5, i'll volunteer to be the arsehole!

[tiger50]

Hell, for $5, i'll volunteer to be the arsehole!:lmao :lmao :lmao bend over spare.. we need ta check... :D

[Cotties]

don't expect us to pay you for something we can get done for free...


the trick would have been if you claimed to be the arsehole and asked to recieve 5 bucks to stop it....

shit! Now we are giving Dave and tiger ideas..:na
Hell, for $5, i'll volunteer to be the arsehole!

[a_wickedman]

Because you aren't sure how to post or start a thread? :sg It's very simple try replying to this post :)



Not likely!!!:wa: If an old buzzard like me can manage it, anyone can Penny!
I am having a ball. All these people make me so horny!!!:lmao :di :wa:

[Cotties]

I do not! well maybe I do but can you keep it a secret;) Not likely!!!:wa: If an old buzzard like me can manage it, anyone can Penny!
I am having a ball. All these people make me so horny!!!:lmao :di :wa:

[Norfolkdave]

don't expect us to pay you for something we can get done for free...


the trick would have been if you claimed to be the arsehole and asked to recieve 5 bucks to stop it....

shit! Now we are giving Dave and tiger ideas..:na

Hey man a free poke.......LOL get in the barrel my friend...LOL:lmao

[Cotties]

Don't you just love how I talk to my friends.....I missed ya Dave and wanted you to know I think about you when you're not around.....


btw...no-one gets in my barrel and I don't go pocking my business in others..
Hey man a free poke.......LOL get in the barrel my friend...LOL:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Don't you just love how I talk to my friends.....I missed ya Dave and wanted you to know I think about you when you're not around.....


btw...no-one gets in my barrel and I don't go pocking my business in others..

Think about me my arse!!!! "ooops" let me get the grease.....LOL:lmao

[Penny]

Your doing a great job too :)



Not likely!!!:wa: If an old buzzard like me can manage it, anyone can Penny!
I am having a ball. All these people make me so horny!!!:lmao :di :wa:

[Momma]

Hi there Penny, this place is too awesome to be intimidating...but I do have a question....I know I'm new here, but I was wondering...how do you veiw peoples profiles, or can you. Do I have to post more messages before I get those privilages?

[Trev]

Hi there Penny, this place is too awesome to be intimidating...but I do have a question....I know I'm new here, but I was wondering...how do you veiw peoples profiles, or can you. Do I have to post more messages before I get those privilages?

once you get to 150 post you will have more options or when penny bumps you up. Which ever one comes first.

[Momma]

Thank you very much for the info Trev :kk

[yaser]

Hi there Penny, this place is too awesome to be intimidating...but I do have a question....I know I'm new here, but I was wondering...how do you veiw peoples profiles, or can you. Do I have to post more messages before I get those privilages?Do you want to send photos in the galery?

[Momma]

Do you want to send photos in the galery?actually, I wanted to use my picture instead of this Avatar

[yaser]

actually, I wanted to use my picture instead of this AvatarIf you use MSN we can see you at that moment..But I think you wait or talk to Penny..She is the big boss..But don't hurry let us know you more than physical attributes..

[Momma]

well, I can tell you yasar, that I use MSN, but only for family that I don't get to see everyday, and for my closest and dearest friends, I don't give out that kind of info, sorry.

[yaser]

well, I can tell you yasar, that I use MSN, but only for family that I don't get to see everyday, and for my closest and dearest friends, I don't give out that kind of info, sorry.Ok.That is true.Have you tried putting your photo by using user CP?

[tiger50]

actually, I wanted to use my picture instead of this Avatar

if u hang around babe, penny will bump you.. then u can... or u can send her what u want and she will do it for you... :D

[Norfolkdave]

Heh heh heh Us men hang around so we can get a bump too LOL

[Momma]

if u hang around babe, penny will bump you.. then u can... or u can send her what u want and she will do it for you... :DI seem to be saying thank you alot to you Tiger, LOL, well, once again, thanks for the info hun

[Momma]

Heh heh heh Us men hang around so we can get a bump too LOLMighy ODIN waiting for a bump? :sc nah...well, here's a bump on the cheek :kk

[Lena]

actually, I wanted to use my picture instead of this Avatar

Hello Momma!
Nice to have you around the place!!
Hope you are having fun here!!

150 posts ( or when you are bumped up) makes you a premium member, which means you will be able to see some other threads as well as more of the picture gallery! Of course you will also be able to read profiles and use the PM facilities!
If you would like to put your own avatar on, you need to send it in to be approved! Send it to webmaster@marriedandflirtingchat.com saying that you would like it to be your avatar! And it will be done for you!

Hope to keep seeing you here!!!:wa:

[Lena]

Ok.That is true.Have you tried putting your photo by using user CP?
you can only put your own avatar by yourself, when you are a Gold member with 500 posts!

[SirFox]

you can only put your own avatar by yourself, when you are a Gold member with 500 posts!

You should be in public relations LENA!

[Momma]

Hello Momma!
Nice to have you around the place!!
Hope you are having fun here!!

150 posts ( or when you are bumped up) makes you a premium member, which means you will be able to see some other threads as well as more of the picture gallery! Of course you will also be able to read profiles and use the PM facilities!
If you would like to put your own avatar on, you need to send it in to be approved! Send it to webmaster@marriedandflirtingchat.com saying that you would like it to be your avatar! And it will be done for you!

Hope to keep seeing you here!!!:wa:Thank you so much for the information Lena, I will do that, and thank you for the welcome, everybody has been so great, I'm having so much fun :wa:

[Norfolkdave]

Mighy ODIN waiting for a bump? :sc nah...well, here's a bump on the cheek :kk

Well thats mighty kinda of you momma, mighty kind.:knuddel: :wa:

[Lena]

Thank you so much for the information Lena, I will do that, and thank you for the welcome, everybody has been so great, I'm having so much fun :wa:
I am glad you are having fun!!
That is great!!!

[Lena]

You should be in public relations LENA!
hmmmmm do you have PR job going??

[Norfolkdave]

NO but ODIN has classes

[SirFox]

NO but ODIN has classes

You have special PR classes for LENA, David?

[Norfolkdave]

Hell fox you cant treat an old dog new tricks...LOL

[SirFox]

Hell fox you cant treat an old dog new tricks...LOL

I'm tyring to read that correctly Dave. Who is the "old dog?" Me? I 'm a fox.. :sc

[Norfolkdave]

No me ya silly sod, Im ODIN you cant change my life, if you do you,ll change history

[cherokeered]

The site never intimidated me....but I wonder if I intimidated the site?....




Cherokee....a warm embrace that lingers....

[SirFox]

No me ya silly sod, Im ODIN you cant change my life, if you do you,ll change history

You will be rapin and pillaging?

[Norfolkdave]

You will be rapin and pillaging?

Yes next week some time, I gotta go where the woman are, got the hots already.......ODIN...ODIN...ODIN:D

[Penny]

I just made it possible for u to do that ;)



actually, I wanted to use my picture instead of this Avatar

[Momma]

I just made it possible for u to do that ;)Thank you very much Penny :wa:

[Penny]

U can also send and recieve private messages and see all the picture galleries. I also approved your pic in the gallery. I put it in the Premium section so that only regular members can see it. Passers by wont be able to ;)

[Momma]

U can also send and recieve private messages and see all the picture galleries. I also approved your pic in the gallery. I put it in the Premium section so that only regular members can see it. Passers by wont be able to ;)This is just too cool Penny...I'm having more fun...if that's possible :)

[Penny]

Just keep the avatars (little pics next to your name) PG13 or less because anyone can see them.

[Momma]

Just keep the avatars (little pics next to your name) PG13 or less because anyone can see them.No problem Penny, thanks for everything ;)

[upstr84u]

yes this place intimidates me --------

[Sandy]

oh please, we know better. :lmao













yes this place intimidates me --------

[S.E]

Naw just alittle confusing

[cherokeered]

Your confused hun?....



You'll get the hang of it....just have some fun and keep posting....


Cherokee....not intimidated but perhaps intimidating.....:whee:
Naw just alittle confusing

[Momma]

Naw just alittle confusing

Don't worry hun, you'll get the hang of it.....welcome to the site...:wa:

[Lena]

Naw just alittle confusing
awwww it won't be confusing for long!!
Keep coming here and posting and soon it will be so easy!!!:)

[Cotties]

you have my inner thigh shaking and thats about it...wait...thats not shaking thats tapping... I think you woke up my friend and he wants attention..



down boy down boy...don't go chasing that pussy cat you know you might get run over
The site never intimidated me....but I wonder if I intimidated the site?....




Cherokee....a warm embrace that lingers....

[Linda Sue]

This site is confusing. How do you do a one on one chat

[yaser]

This site is confusing. How do you do a one on one chatWelcome Linda..Here we chat all...If you want to chat with one you go to cahat room..but we don't prefer it..You go on sending posts..and have fun..

[Linda Sue]

Yasar:

Thank you

[upstr84u]

This place intimidates me -------------- yes it does ---------- but ill stay anyway

[Trev]

This place intimidates me -------------- yes it does ---------- but ill stay anyway

intimidate you, I think you come here just so you can be intimidated and run to all the women. :D

[yaser]

Yasar:

Thank youLİnda,did I help you?Enjoy here...Write humorous posts...sexy posts...

[Linda Sue]

Flirting is just fun

[yaser]

Flirting is just funWe are here for it..

[haggisbasher]

Welcome Linda..Here we chat all...If you want to chat with one you go to cahat room..but we don't prefer it..You go on sending posts..and have fun..

hello yasar, :wa:

I joined the site a couple of days ago. I am just writing to say 'Hi', i know we have not yet exchanged pleasantries. As a newbie, I wanted to write and say thank you for post above. I'll also take that on board as a good tip, thanks. I've been finding it difficult keeping up with everybody but hey, i'm loving it. :)

[SirFox]

Welcome to the Site, Haggisbacher.

Post and be Merry. I see that YASAR did the honors so we will see you on Site. Post and enjoy!

[haggisbasher]

Welcome to the Site, Haggisbacher.

Post and be Merry. I see that YASAR did the honors so we will see you on Site. Post and enjoy!

Hello & Thanks Fox, :wa:

I've never chatted to Fox before. I like Bears & Dogs. Oh & Beavers! Have you ever been chased by such creatures ?!

[SirFox]

Hello & Thanks Fox, :wa:

I've never chatted to Fox before. I like Bears & Dogs. Oh & Beavers! Have you ever been chased by such creatures ?!

Beavers? You mean those cute little animals that are all furry and who makes dames in rivers?

Love beavers.... :D My favorite past time is to satisfy them and their owners.

[Sunfiresix]

Only them big guys over there, Tiger, Cotties, and yassar, they always are pickin(I won't say what)

[SirFox]

Only them big guys over there, Tiger, Cotties, and yassar, they always are pickin(I won't say what)

Let me say it SUNFIRE......"grapes"????? :D

[Sunfiresix]

at!Let me say it SUNFIRE......"grapes"????? :D

Yer close Fox it has a couple of the right letters....:whee:

[Cotties]

Beavers...chased.....I've had the shit kicked out of me by a beaver once for being a smart ass...they don't mess aroundHello & Thanks Fox, :wa:

I've never chatted to Fox before. I like Bears & Dogs. Oh & Beavers! Have you ever been chased by such creatures ?!

[Norfolkdave]

This site is confusing. How do you do a one on one chat

Hello Linda Sue, welcome, its not that confusing, you answer posts and we chat its as simple as ABC ask hoss hes learning ( the alfabet to talk):lmao :lmao

[Shhhhhh]

Because you aren't sure how to post or start a thread? :sg It's very simple try replying to this post :) Hi Penny,
Getting used to the site. Seems I fit in perfect with you crazy people. Thanks for making this such a fun site!:wa:

[Sunfiresix]

This is a perfect hideaway for all us crazies.

[Momma]

This is a perfect hideaway for all us crazies.

LOL....it certainly is

[Shhhhhh]

OK this is 151, whats going on????

[Big O]

Lena could probably help you.

[yaser]

Hi Penny,
Getting used to the site. Seems I fit in perfect with you crazy people. Thanks for making this such a fun site!:wa:Jennifer I think you found yourself in real asylum but we don't bite the newcomer only kiss..

[Lena]

Lena could probably help you.
And she did!!!!:D

[hotlips]

site looks gd!!! think im guna use it now i ave found it:D

[Momma]

Welcome hotlips...have fun and post...post...post...:wa:



site looks gd!!! think im guna use it now i ave found it:D

[Lena]

site looks gd!!! think im guna use it now i ave found it:D
Hello and welcome Hotlips!!
Hope you will stay and enjoy it here!!!

[Sandy]

hi hotlips welcome to the site :wa:

[dave42]

It is a little confusing sometimes. There are lots of things to learn as I am finding out thru trial and error. I have had a lot of fun with it. and it is hard to stay away from.

[Zifnab]

it doesn't intimidate me..... but tiger's breath is a different story!:D

[Annie]

it doesn't intimidate me..... but tiger's breath is a different story!:D
well you're behind the bar... give him a shot of Peppermint Schnapps!

[plzrtng]

To be honest, I don't think I am intimidated. I will admit that many boards do treat "newbies" as if they are satans spawn. I just hope that this is not the case here. I actuallly have been a member for awhile, made a couple posts, and then stopped. But this site was like the sun and pulled me back through its' gravitational pull.

[cherokeered]

To be honest, I don't think I am intimidated. I will admit that many boards do treat "newbies" as if they are satans spawn. I just hope that this is not the case here. I actuallly have been a member for awhile, made a couple posts, and then stopped. But this site was like the sun and pulled me back through its' gravitational pull.


Did it?....hmmmm, well it can be addictive here ya know....better be careful...could get awfully hot around here....lol


Cherokee...mmmmmm, slow burn....:D

[OICurready4me]

To be honest, I don't think I am intimidated. I will admit that many boards do treat "newbies" as if they are satans spawn. I just hope that this is not the case here. I actuallly have been a member for awhile, made a couple posts, and then stopped. But this site was like the sun and pulled me back through its' gravitational pull.


Don't be intimidated. We were all newbies once (hell, I've only been on here for about a month) and the people here treat you good. Just check the different posts, see what the flow is, jump in and get your feet wet. You will find that you will be a part of the action in not time and will be quickly addicted. I have been looking for something like this for a while and been to alot of sites. This is by far the most entertaining that I have ever been a part of and look forward to being a part of this community for a long time. The people here are great and will really make you feel at home, as long as you don't act like some lunatic or immature idiot. Good Luck and hope to see you around.

[OICurready4me]

site looks gd!!! think im guna use it now i ave found it:D


Welcome hotlips, I think you will enjoy. And if you are looking for someone to use, USE ME, USE ME, Please!!!:D

[SirFox]

site looks gd!!! think im guna use it now i ave found it:D

Welcome HOTLIPS to the Site. It is hoped that you will bring your questions and your expertise in the movemnt of your lips (whichever) to the benefit of everyone. Post and be merry as this site is the one where you can make friends. You need to give a little. You may receive a lot depending upon the crush you get by being with intoxicating people on this Site.

One word of caution! We are all normal people with our eccentricities...the difference with the others at this time is that we tend to voice our wants, desires and wishes. :wa: :whee: :D

[Momma]

I really hope you do continue to post...this place is awesome...we don't treat "Newbies" like the devil's spawn...we welcome them with open arms...as long as they are respectful of the others, which you have been....I'm looking forward to reading your posts hun...:kk


To be honest, I don't think I am intimidated. I will admit that many boards do treat "newbies" as if they are satans spawn. I just hope that this is not the case here. I actuallly have been a member for awhile, made a couple posts, and then stopped. But this site was like the sun and pulled me back through its' gravitational pull.

[kjguy43]

Intimidated..hell no. I pursue the passion of this site.

[Frenchie]

spam

[RWS]

I am terribly intimidated by this site, would someone please take me by the hand and lead me?

[Lena]

I am terribly intimidated by this site, would someone please take me by the hand and lead me?
you really think after today???

[Frenchie]

Dont get lena she's blind! lol

just kidding lena dont ban me!

[Momma]

Ask anything you want to know hun...there will be somebody to help you along the way, there always is....just ask a question, you'll get an answer.....:kk



I am terribly intimidated by this site, would someone please take me by the hand and lead me?

[Big O]

Ask anything you want to know hun...there will be somebody to help you along the way, there always is....just ask a question, you'll get an answer.....:kk

I want to know if you will come to S Florida and run away with me to a deserted island for a long weekend ........

[Rmb]

Ask anything you want to know hun...there will be somebody to help you along the way, there always is....just ask a question, you'll get an answer.....:kk
Momma he is a spammer :)

[Lena]

Dont get lena she's blind! lol

just kidding lena dont ban me!
hmmmm yeah :nu

[twoblues]

Momma he is a spammer :)

No, you're confused. He's a reformed spammer...er....I mean his "brother" was the spammer. This boy is all good....


ps...I have this land in florida, great view of the ocean. Willing to buy? Lands kind of mushy, plenty of alligators :p

[Rmb]

No, you're confused. He's a reformed spammer...er....I mean his "brother" was the spammer. This boy is all good....


ps...I have this land in florida, great view of the ocean. Willing to buy? Lands kind of mushy, plenty of alligators :p

Gators would be a pleasure compared with this deranged nerd lol :)

[Momma]

Hmmm, you do pose a very tempting offer...:sc ;) :kk



I want to know if you will come to S Florida and run away with me to a deserted island for a long weekend ........

[Momma]

I just saw all the other posts....thanks hun...:kk



Momma he is a spammer :)

[Rmb]

I just saw all the other posts....thanks hun...:kk

OK Momma we Canucks do look after each other :) :)

[Big O]

Hmmm, you do pose a very tempting offer...:sc ;) :kk

You could be MY little vixen........:knuddel:

[Momma]

LOL...that we do hun....:kk



OK Momma we Canucks do look after each other :) :)

[Momma]

But what about Santa?...I've been helping him...and I've seen that even though you've been naughty, it's in a very good way....I think I'll put in a good word for you....;) :D :knuddel:



You could be MY little vixen........:knuddel:

[Big O]

But what about Santa?...I've been helping him...and I've seen that even though you've been naughty, it's in a very good way....I think I'll put in a good word for you....;) :D :knuddel:

Momma, Santa loves to give and share.......I'm sure that he wouldn't mind at all

[cherokeered]

You do know that Santa gives special gifts to the naughties right?




Cherokee...will be waiting for hers on Christmas Day....:)

[Penny]

I want one too whatever it is :D

[Momma]

I'm sure he wouldn't hun....well then...that sounds just fine to me then...;) :knuddel:



Momma, Santa loves to give and share.......I'm sure that he wouldn't mind at all

[steve_edwards]

No it doesn't. Everyone's been really helpfull. I like it

[MightymeatyMatey]

No Because I seem to be getting on ok with people, though Im not on here as much as I would like, but it presents no problems for me.

[OICurready4me]

Hell no, it has actually opened up a whole new world for me. There are so many terrific people here, I don't know what to say. It is such a diverse group, globally, and to read the opinions and ideas of so many, it has enlightened me way beyond what I ever expected when I joined this site. I have been trying to get some additional members since the more the merrier (at least in the bedroom, at times). We'll see how that pans out.

[Cotties]

it still intimidates me.........you never know what replies you might get

sometimes its a kick in the balls and other times they get all tingly

[gvikfan]

not intimidated!at first I had no clue what I was doing.I think I have the hang of it now.I wish I had more time to spend here

[Momma]

Tingly Balls huh?....I never knew....;) :kk



it still intimidates me.........you never know what replies you might get

sometimes its a kick in the balls and other times they get all tingly

[massage mike]

it's christmas time.the time of year to encounter different types of balls momma.don't you get some new ones every year?