Hello Earthlings...

[Shiane]

Heh heh heh whats the starting price for Georgia! Misty! Redhot! and You! Momma etc etc:lmao

LOL Well Dave you get to decide, so how much are they worth to you? So make a bid hunnie! :wa:

[Norfolkdave]

LOL Well Dave you get to decide, so how much are they worth to you? So make a bid hunnie! :wa:

No sorry babe too small:wa:

[Norfolkdave]

For Sale..

One rusty garage, an old christmas tree, a few pets ( tarantulas) 2 bar stools, a pair louve doors, ODINS 1st helmet, some correction fluid, a still, a mole run, and hand pump

[upstr84u]

Wanted to Buy: Farm and land in Utah - requirements - land for four wheeling & hunting - mud pit in the back for wrestling - room so all the kids can run and play - kennels for all of dog's - and 1 master bedroom fully equiped /// ohhhh and a nice big couch for me to sleep on

[G...G]

How much for the still? Do you think maybe we could do some trading?



For Sale..

One rusty garage, an old christmas tree, a few pets ( tarantulas) 2 bar stools, a pair louve doors, ODINS 1st helmet, some correction fluid, a still, a mole run, and hand pump

[Barkiss]

Lot B


Trailor for Sale


2 Room Trailor , with many admenties


Restored Outhouse , Almost total Roof , open fire pit for cooking ,and shed out back /tarp included

Asking 500.00 OBO

Cash only

What the hell woman!!?? You selling our crib?

[Norfolkdave]

Well for sandy its got be 50cents, Georgia, 1 dollar, Misty 1dollar 25 cents, red hot got to be 1.75, momma 2.

[Shiane]

No sorry babe too small:wa:

Dave I can't start the bidding, cuz it would be considered price gouging lol. :D

[Norfolkdave]

How much for the still? Do you think maybe we could do some trading?

heh heh heh what ya got in mind babes:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Dave I can't start the bidding, cuz it would be considered price gouging lol. :D

Ahh and I truster ya too:cry:

[G...G]

Anything for the still!!!
Do you come with it? I need a man that knows how to run a still!!!!!:55


heh heh heh what ya got in mind babes:lmao

[Shiane]

Ahh and I truster ya too:cry:

Well for sandy its got be 50cents, Georgia, 1 dollar, Misty 1dollar 25 cents, red hot got to be 1.75, momma 2.




Sheeeesh ya tightass!;) OK I'll start the bidding at $10.00 for each individual number, entire list starts at $200.00.:kk

Will consider partial trade for still lol!:sc

[Norfolkdave]

Anything for the still!!!
Do you come with it? I need a man that knows how to run a still!!!!!:55

an upturned kettle arrangement, fitting snugly, but held in position by its weight. The liquid cools as it hits the kettle (due to the air temperature) and the spout continues down through the second barrel, which is, full of water, and finally emerges out of the second barrel into the stone jar.:lmao

[GeekMaster]

Sheeeesh ya tightass!;) OK I'll start the bidding at $10.00 for each individual number, entire list starts at $200.00.:kk

Will consider partial trade for still lol!:sc


Do you barter??? :D

[sweetgapeach]

What the hell woman!!?? You selling our crib?



Yes !! I want Lot D


I am ready to move up in the world !!

[Norfolkdave]

Sheeeesh ya tightass!;) OK I'll start the bidding at $10.00 for each individual number, entire list starts at $200.00.:kk

Will consider partial trade for still lol!:sc

Yep thats me babes, as tight as a ducks arse..LOL:D and that has to be watertight:lmao

[Shiane]

Do you barter??? :D


Ummmmmm nope! You have to place a bid just like everyone else. ;)

[sweetgapeach]

Sheeeesh ya tightass!;) OK I'll start the bidding at $10.00 for each individual number, entire list starts at $200.00.:kk

Will consider partial trade for still lol!:sc




Did I give you my cell phone too ?



just in case

[Barkiss]

Did I give you my cell phone too ?



just in case

Yeah...and I'll throw in some private pictures for a take...

[Norfolkdave]

Yeah...and I'll throw in some private pictures for a take...

$20 dollars LOl:D

[Barkiss]

Yes !! I want Lot D


I am ready to move up in the world !!

I made you move up last night...then down, then back up, then down, then back up...what the hell else you need?

[Annie]

I made you move up last night...then down, then back up, then down, then back up...what the hell else you need?
She really wants a yard so she has a place to park the car she's gonna ask you for next week.

[Shiane]

Did I give you my cell phone too ?



just in case

LOL girl I have all your numbers! You know I got a private bid in pm and wowser it was a dooosie something about a million bucks and a box of scooby snacks..... can't remember who sent it though! ;)

[sweetgapeach]

I made you move up last night...then down, then back up, then down, then back up...what the hell else you need?




LOL And Annie is right , want a yard

[Barkiss]

She really wants a yard so she has a place to park the car she's gonna ask you for next week.

Damn...she can forget about a car...that mule and cart has worked fine for years now.

[sweetgapeach]

LOL girl I have all your numbers! You know I got a private bid in pm and wowser it was a dooosie something about a million bucks and a box of scooby snacks..... can't remember who sent it though! ;)





LOL

A million bucks , omg yall we are going to be able to fix the park up !!!!!!!!!

[Annie]

LOL

A million bucks , omg yall we are going to be able to fix the park up !!!!!!!!!
You best make sure those are U.S. Dollars! With Shiane holding the auction you know damn well those could be male deer! We'd be in a whole lot of deer shit if they were!

[Shiane]

LOL

A million bucks , omg yall we are going to be able to fix the park up !!!!!!!!!

Thats what I thought too! I sure hope he doesn't bring unmarked monoploly bills. :D

[Annie]

Thats what I thought too! I sure hope he doesn't bring unmarked monoploly bills. :D

And marked Monopoly bills would be better?

[Shiane]

You best make sure those are U.S. Dollars! With Shiane holding the auction you know damn well those could be male deer! We'd be in a whole lot of deer shit if they were!

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy now how did you know I wanted to open a petting zoo?;)

[sweetgapeach]

Thats what I thought too! I sure hope he doesn't bring unmarked monoploly bills. :D



LMAO

[Annie]

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy now how did you know I wanted to open a petting zoo?;)

But Sis! Are you sure you want to start it will a million BUCKS? Wait! There's one now... go get your gun!

[Shiane]

But Sis! Are you sure you want to start it will a million BUCKS? Wait! There's one now... go get your gun!

Laffs now girl who would pay to pet a dead deer! With all these animals on this site we could have one hell of a petting zoo!

The petting zoo won't cost much, will be a tax write off for us! Just don't tell the IRS!

[Barkiss]

Petting zoo??? Got any needs for a dog?

[Annie]

Laffs now girl who would pay to pet a dead deer! With all these animals on this site we could have one hell of a petting zoo!

The petting zoo won't cost much, will be a tax write off for us! Just don't tell the IRS!

What about deer shit? We could get Upstr8 and a fancy shovel, just tell him they're elephants!

[Norfolkdave]

Hey ladies their the Australian Crap with the britsh poo too

[dornhog]

Anyone around Calgary Canada, looking for some extra afternoon fun?
Only married women need respond. Age not important

[Norfolkdave]

Anyone around Calgary Canada, looking for some extra afternoon fun?
Only married women need respond. Age not important

I think that you may have misinterpretated the site, but come in and say hello to us, and enjoy the banter and fun we have to offer, and Im sure your get acdicted and stay.:wa:

[Shiane]

Petting zoo??? Got any needs for a dog?



Sure....... but could you stop peeing on Peach's leg? :D Makes it real hard for her to make the correct change at the yard sale!

[sweetgapeach]

I have a 109 year old Granny in Calgary Canda , I give her call and see what I can do

[Norfolkdave]

I have a 109 year old Granny in Calgary Canda , I give her call and see what I can do

LOL hell sweet hell have an orgasm just reading about it:lmao

[Barkiss]

I have a 109 year old Granny in Calgary Canda , I give her call and see what I can do

LMAO - I think I'm servicing her today...but she might be available tomorrow. ;)

[sweetgapeach]

LMAO - I think I'm servicing her today...but she might be available tomorrow. ;)




OK I will try to set it for tomorrow , but Hey dont give up !!

[Barkiss]

Sure....... but could you stop peeing on Peach's leg? :D Makes it real hard for her to make the correct change at the yard sale!

That ain't pee ;)

[Annie]

I bet... after all it is hump day!

[Norfolkdave]

Whats old Horndog gonna do, shit, show him the tree Barks

[Barkiss]

I bet... after all it is hump day!

Oh I don't discriminate based on day...I hump her leg everyday. ;)

[Norfolkdave]

Oh I don't discriminate based on day...I hump her leg everyday. ;)

I hope man you file your claws, otherwise your damaging the goods:lmao

[dornhog]

109 Is A Little To Young For Me, I Like Em Ripe

[Norfolkdave]

109 Is A Little To Young For Me, I Like Em Ripe

She is, :lmao

[Annie]

Did you check the classified thread? You might find something there you'll enjoy for an afternoon of fun. Talk to Shiane, she has an auction of phone numbers and addresses goin on right now!

[sweetgapeach]

109 Is A Little To Young For Me, I Like Em Ripe



Ohh, She is ripe !!

[Norfolkdave]

109 Is A Little To Young For Me, I Like Em Ripe


How ripe, we have some lovely water melons, juicy peaches, ponigranits, even saugages, sweets, we have everything, yep as annie says ask shiane.:wa:

[Shiane]

That ain't pee ;)


Dude, you need to work on your aim! :lmao

[Annie]

Anybody got any wet wipes?

[Big O]

Lost Dog.
One eye, three legs, missing tail. Answers to the name of Lucky

[G...G]

What's the reward? I may just have lucky!!:D



Lost Dog.
One eye, three legs, missing tail. Answers to the name of Lucky

[musicmer]

For sale
1 box of threadless screws
5 dry paint signs
1 waterless fishtank

all items sold as is from the inconvience store

[Norfolkdave]

Wet and dry sandpaper 3 sharpness ( soft medium rough) good for car bodies

[dartgirl]

Needed Handyman for heavy lifting and odd jobs. Must be self motivated with no need for constant supervision and instructions. Payment to be negotiated, hopefully a trade deal can be worked out.

[G...G]

LOL.. hope things work out for him and her!!! :D



I have a 109 year old Granny in Calgary Canda , I give her call and see what I can do

[Annie]

Needed Handyman for heavy lifting and odd jobs. Must be self motivated with no need for constant supervision and instructions. Payment to be negotiated, hopefully a trade deal can be worked out.

lmao ... Dart honey, this belongs in the Miracles Wanted section... not the Help Wanteds!

[dartgirl]

I know, but a girl has to have a fantasy life.

[Shiane]

Did you check the classified thread? You might find something there you'll enjoy for an afternoon of fun. Talk to Shiane, she has an auction of phone numbers and addresses goin on right now!


Ummmmmmmm I don't think I have what he is looking for, maybe he should place his personal add in the classifieds.

[Momma]

I know, but a girl has to have a fantasy life.And what a fantasy! LOL, good one :55

[hoss]

For Sale..

One rusty garage, an old christmas tree, a few pets ( tarantulas) 2 bar stools, a pair louve doors, ODINS 1st helmet, some correction fluid, a still, a mole run, and hand pump

better hang onto that hand pump old man....your going to need it if you ever meet momma :lmao

[hoss]

Anybody got any wet wipes?

still got that used toilet paper....i'm sure we can work something out...:sex

[Momma]

better hang onto that hand pump old man....your going to need it if you ever meet momma :lmao

I've got 2 hand pumps for sale, How much you willing to pay? ;)

[hoss]

for sale :

one used ....300,000 km,2 door ,has wide tires and lots in the trunk...just changed her oil and regapped her plugs...purrs like a dream...likes to go on long trips without stopping,lights are broken ..permentley set on high beam,upholstery is starting to sag, but can be fixed if you have the money..low maintenance,aways full of gas,make sure to change her anitfreeze once a month or she wont run for days....had her for 16 years and am looking for a new model...

if she wont start in the morning just whipser" come on ,come on momma u can do it "...

momma's my pet name for her,feel free to call her what u want,,ho,bitch,fatass,lazy fucking ought to be tossed out of the fucking ho union...

$300 or will trade for a younger model..

[Momma]

For sale:


One slightly used frying pan....has a slight dent in the shape of a head....if you don't ask any questions.....I'll give it to you for free :nu

[armynco764]

Yes I would classify you as a MILF, sexy and nice. As for the type of breasts...not really important to me.....:dd :boobs:

[hoss]

For sale:


One slightly used frying pan....has a slight dent in the shape of a head....if you don't ask any questions.....I'll give it to you for free :nu


300 just went down to $225

[Sandy]

what did u put another dent in it ? :lmao :na

[Sandy]

hi army welcome to the site. :wa:

[RedHotPisces]

hiya army...welcome :wa:



Yes I would classify you as a MILF, sexy and nice. As for the type of breasts...not really important to me.....:dd :boobs:

[hoss]

Yes I would classify you as a MILF, sexy and nice. As for the type of breasts...not really important to me.....:dd :boobs:


hey army welcome...you'll have a ton of fun here

[hoss]

what did u put another dent in it ? :lmao :na

i could tell you but for some reason i dont remember much about this morning except for the headache

[Cotties]

after further reviewing your status for the application found on my desk for the position of outlaw[the pussy chasing gang] I was disapointed the ho's sidetracked you on pages 3 and 4 with their ever so dull hi jacking...often when they have nothing to say they will just go on and you must ignore this form of attention until it becomes more readable.[the not caring about W.B gave you the green light as far as I'm concerned].but you have this status as outlaw if you so wish to take us up on our offer to be a free and independant thinker and only have pussy on your mind at all times..


oh and by the way...the other gangs all suck ...PPP...PPC and some girly gang I forget the name of...
oh and i forgot.....i aint got no saggy butt..like all ho's

[Sandy]

cotties, you in big trouble now lucy. :nu

[Cotties]

for sale....my wife...I've only had er 8 years and she has been serviced when ever I feel like it...a few screws are loose and the head is cracked but not visible.. occasionally needs a foot up her ass to shut her up but ....


shit I can't sell her....I'll pay anyone who comes and picks her up and throw in her attitude for free....first one to arrive gets 50 bucks and a six pack of beers...
For Sale: 16-volume set of encyclopedias, not needed anymore, because my fucking wife knows everything!

[Cotties]

yes I saw you take part in the 2 page hi-jacking....you girls are just lucky that Shiane rescued her thread..


now whats up with annie getting involved in this terrorist shit..
cotties, you in big trouble now lucy. :nu

[Sandy]

i'll give you a hi-jack. :sp: :sp: annie can do whatever she feels like. :D













yes I saw you take part in the 2 page hi-jacking....you girls are just lucky that Shiane rescued her thread..


now whats up with annie getting involved in this terrorist shit..

[Cotties]

not if I can change her mind...go corrupting her....bad girlsi'll give you a hi-jack. :sp: :sp: annie can do whatever she feels like. :D

[Cotties]

I think women on fear factor have huge tits and its a great selling point

[hoss]

no message

[Cotties]

Dear Mr Ho'ss....


I think I had better pass this form back to our real beaver hunter better known as Z.P. I think this is ones for him....Please enquire at a further date if you are still interested..

hey Z.P...i think we should just leave him with the ho's...or maybe we can pass him onto Tigers PPC gang..
[

[Diamonds]

I totally agree. Aren't they nice to watch? :dd :dd

[Norfolkdave]

Hello Army and welcome to a lovely site, Im sure your fit in ok, come and say hi to us all.

[Shiane]

:wa: .

[Momma]

........:wa:

[yaser]

Momma you always stand for surity for Hoss..Be careful..He is a very noughty boy..

[sweetgapeach]

Your candid views of the women here and your demand for position lead me to believe you should accept Mr Cotties' offer.






I second that motion !! lol

[Shiane]

...

[Annie]

You are right you have known him longer, his humor may be funny to someone who's intelligence is not insulted, mine was. His "joking" as you call it might require a grain of salt, sorry but I avoid salt. Lesson number one, don't generalize women, they all don't fit under the unintelligent ho category!

Shiane, I'm going to try and not take this personally, but you leave me wondering. Are you saying that those of us who take the "Ho" jokes as being funny are unintellegent? I would prefer to think that it's not our intellegence level that is so different, but rather our sense of humor.

[upstr84u]

ok - ok - ok -- back on track girls --- it is shiane's post

wanted: A sexy ass girl who does not mind me doing the cooking , can sit still as i do the dishes, does not mind it if i yell at the kids for not cleaning up their mess after i just cleaned the house, has no problem with taking long walks in the country, loves to snuggle and lets me push the cart when we go shopping for jewelry
also: blind and mute are also an option i admire

[upstr84u]

lost: new set of teeth -- lost somewhere between chicago - Nj - georgia - south dakota or possibly oklahoma

[Annie]

Found: One set of false teeth stuck in a spare tire in the truck of my car. Minor damage caused by their removal from the tire with a sledge hammar.

Also Found: Two Depakote pills, slightly wet, found in the same trunk under the spare tire.

Please call (555) 867-5309 to claim them.

[upstr84u]

great toss them in the trunk when you pick me up to go to wifemark's house this weekend

[upstr84u]

wanted: good set of dentures so it wont happen again -- and they need to be able to with stand annie's tire iron

[Sandy]

um honey, shes not coming here this week-end, shes going to kissie's













great toss them in the trunk when you pick me up to go to wifemark's house this weekend

[upstr84u]

well if some certain someone would stop choking me and let me think straight i might get my stories straight -------------- shit we are going to georgia------- oh no -- i am going to get my ass kicked down there

[hoss]

no message

[hoss]

Anyone around Calgary Canada, looking for some extra afternoon fun?
Only married women need respond. Age not important


hang on ....i going to go put momma on the bus...should be there in about 14 hours...she may be a little weary but she perks up fast

[Sandy]

he might not be able to handle her:D

[Sunfiresix]

Darn I thout he was looking for someone to go to a SixFlags park with, I was ready to leave, but whoops wrong playground......

[hoss]

he might not be able to handle her:D


dang never thought of that......not everone has MY long lasting super powers


UP UP AND........................

[Shiane]

....

[Momma]

...:wa:

[Annie]

Shiane honey, I never meant to imply that there was anything WRONG with your sense of humor! I just said it was different from mine... there is certianly nothing wrong with that! I'm guessing that you've missed a few posts that have gone back and forth the past few days about men and house work, laundry, cleaning, cooking and their lazy asses and it's been teasing! Maybe it has gone a bit too far for the men as well and that is how this got started. You are right though... all of us... including the men should be treated with respect. Part of that respect should also include allowing for differences...

Respectfully, it's just my opinion.

Now I must sign off... I have very dear friend to visit!

[Shiane]

...

[sweetgapeach]

I wasn't going to say anything , but two people here that I adore Shiane and Annie are my Friends . I think they are , very intelligent and funny women . Everybody has their right to their own opinon , everyone thinks somethings funny that others don't , thats the way the world works . Thats what makes this Site great !!
I have to disagree with you Momma , Every conversation on here is Everybodies conversation on here , we are like a Family , good and bad , it's a Public forum .
I do agree the Ho word has been thrown around alot , in fact over and over , and some people don't like it , it does get run in the ground some and we are not a Site of Ho's or Assholes. We are a Site of Friends and I hope it stay's that way , and what differences their are on here , only add good to the site , not Hurtfulness.
Thats all .
I love you Girl's and just don't like to see anything said or done that could get hurt any of ya .:kk

[Shiane]

:wa: .

[hoss]

no message

[Cotties]

shiane...He posted it towards me about others here...I see exactly where you are coming from...from a new guys perspective me and Z.P wanted to say hello to him...he came back with I'm in control of my destiny here...


I'm glad you pointed out that we all can get nasty real quick....he pushed his luck and you kicked him in the balls....

ladies don't go defending him if he did nothing wrong...

[sweetgapeach]

I am almost Stunned , not only did you disrespect her , you disrespected her Friends on this site . I have never seen anyone tell someone to shut the Fuck up on this Site . Penny doesnt run a site like that and she would never let anyone be hurtful to anyone on here . Never has , Never will .
And your right they use the term Ho on here , the only people who refer to me in any such way is Annie, Sandy,Ga and Zpanther (he is the landlord). Thats it .

[Momma]

,...:wa:

[Momma]

...:wa:

[Barkiss]

This discussion needs to come to abrupt halt. Thank you in advance.

[Momma]

...:wa:

[Sandy]

I agree with bar we all need to drop this now please, before it goes way way to far ok guys.

[Momma]

...:wa:

[Sandy]

misunderstandings happen, espcially since we can't see each others faces, all we can do is let it go and move on, and hopefully everything goes back to the way its suppose to be.

[Cotties]

fight fight fight fight...


watch your mouth hoss.....go telling long time users here to shut the fuck up will only make us all take her side....

what about if you said I will no longer call the women here Ho's and I do appologize Shiane.....no that would have made her back off and you look like an intelligent man...the fuck off thing was a no no and exposed who you probably are...


good luck Barkiss but this is the most exciting thing since my morning coffee

[Momma]

...:wa:

[Sandy]

momma, cotties uses ho's so do i , hell i am a ho !!!!!!!!! lol. but its the shut the fuck up that distured everybody, like you ands i both said, it went to far and people got upset, lets all just say sorry and let it go. and we can have again.













"if you took it personally then i'm sorry, ".......that sounds like an appology to me, and if I'm not mistaken, YOU used the same term HO'S when you tried to get him to join your gang, go back and look.

LET IT DROP !!!!

[cherokeered]

okay...okay...lets all stop with the childisness right now...let it drop...let it go..move on and please for heavens sake...zip it up....



Cherokee...thinks we need to have a time out from this thread....

[Momma]

...:wa:

[Sandy]

well lets all say its dropped now, ok





now wanted a good size cage, to put tiger in, till i can find the blow torch :D

[tiger50]

well lets all say its dropped now, ok





now wanted a good size cage, to put tiger in, till i can find the blow torch :D
nah.. no way you'll ever cage a tiger gal..... :D

[Sandy]

wanna bet ? watch me, i caught you once, i'll di it again. :D

[tiger50]

wanna bet ? watch me, i caught you once, i'll di it again. :D


lol nah.. u only dreamt it..... :D

[Cotties]

I'll let it fizzle out but won't drop it because I don't like bad blood and misunderstandings left unresolved...


when I use the word Ho's it was in reference to women that call themselves that. I even mentioned what page it was. The advantage is that I've been here a while and now what women like to be called a ho.. In my little world I would never call Cher or Shiane or many ladies here ho's as I think its a derogatory term used for women who act a certain way or wish to be perceived in a certain way. but really I think the girls here have just hi-jacked a certain word without thought.

Now if people want myself to grow up and or drop this

...think about this momma when you speak to hoss again. Its obvious poeple who have met hoss like him and he easily grows on people. He seems he knows he fucks up lots but does it out of trying to create fun. I want to meet the guy and thats why I made a post to him..was his reply on the egotistical side ...yeah sure but so was I by approaching him. As for Shiane...she has a well respected opinion here and even I clash with it sometimes but the point is if you look harder you will see where she may be coming from..was hoss singled out..hell yeah but he's been behaving in a way in which makes people think this man can handle a kick in the balls because he's been showing them off..if its crushed his ego then maybe its good. if its hurt your feeling we don't love him as much as you then you should really drop it...

P.S this place goes thru a fight about once a month...be thankful you didn't have to wait 3 months to get a kick in the balls...

btw... you may realize I have not gotten upset over this. Its not worth it when its all a misunderstanding between people looking for a good time..
okay...okay...lets all stop with the childisness right now...let it drop...let it go..move on and please for heavens sake...zip it up....



Cherokee...thinks we need to have a time out from this thread....

[Cotties]

for sale...

used testicles....a bit sore, the original bags a bit worn out, slightly blue color with a beautiful fragrance thats been collected from around the world, not very hairy but enough to look masculine, light brown color about an inch or so long.

250$ ...will be a collectors item soon

[Misty]

ahem
ahem
all i need is a man who will poke and prod what he will eat

is that too much to ask? ...heheheheheh

[RedHotPisces]

FOR SALE

Slightly used staples. You could probably unbend them and use them again.

1,000 for $6

[Momma]

Found: One slightly used Sombrero, small blood stain around the dent in the top..


For sale: one cracked rolling pin, some stains...best offer


(see, all in good fun, and yes I am kidding) :wa:

[Annie]

Found: One slightly used Sombrero, small blood stain around the dent in the top..


For sale: one cracked rolling pin, some stains...best offer


(see, all in good fun, and yes I am kidding) :wa:

Would you be willing to take one slightly dented frying pan for that rolling pin? I'm always on the look out for a new weapon... I mean cooking tool! My pan works very well for scrambling!

[Cotties]

your birthdays over girl....so watcha going to buy with the gift voucher I bought you...


those balls could sure use a good caring loving home
Would you be willing to take one slightly dented frying pan for that rolling pin? I'm always on the look out for a new weapon... I mean cooking tool! My pan works very well for scrambling!

[Cotties]

what stains are on the rolling pin?:sc Found: One slightly used Sombrero, small blood stain around the dent in the top..


For sale: one cracked rolling pin, some stains...best offer


(see, all in good fun, and yes I am kidding) :wa: I hope it wasn't in someones bum

[Annie]

you birthdays over girl....so watcha going to buy with the gift voucher I bought you...


those balls could sure use a good caring loving home

Oh sweetie if it's only your balls that are looking for a loving home, then I prefer to wait until the whole package is available. That's really what's caught my attention.

[yaser]

Oh sweetie if it's only your balls that are looking for a loving home, then I prefer to wait until the whole package is available. That's really what's caught my attention.Unforunately whole package will not be available in the long run..One is on leave of absence for overused..

[Momma]

Would you be willing to take one slightly dented frying pan for that rolling pin? I'm always on the look out for a new weapon... I mean cooking tool! My pan works very well for scrambling!


Deal !!!

[Momma]

what stains are on the rolling pin?:sc I hope it wasn't in someones bum

Sorry for not making it clear.....BLOOD STAIN hun......:wa:

[yaser]

Deal !!!How is your pan,Momma..Is it ready to use or not appropriate..?

[Momma]

How is your pan,Momma..Is it ready to use or not appropriate..?

It's great, and ready for some smacking of heads, lol......:wa:

[yaser]

It's great, and ready for some smacking of heads, lol......:wa:Let me make it wet and later lubricate so that you can feel tastier with the pan.

[Cotties]

thats not a blood stain...thats damn lip stick from women trying to smooch with me.....Found: One slightly used Sombrero, small blood stain around the dent in the top..


For sale: one cracked rolling pin, some stains...best offer


(see, all in good fun, and yes I am kidding) :wa:

I'll check with Hoss about the stains on the rolling pin

[Cotties]

Yasar you're not making much sense again...


I hope you're not playing with yourself and typing;)
Let me make it wet and later lubricate so that you can feel tastier with the pan.

[yaser]

Yasar you're not making much sense again...


I hope you're not playing with yourself and typing;)Yes,I cannot do two things at the same time in a right way..

[Norfolkdave]

Ok guys I have read each post, Its finished ...............

[Cotties]

for sale...an old fart with tattoos on his forearms..gets a bit hotheaded but is full of love....


50$ or will swap for a piece of 4x2 timber
Ok guys I have read each post, Its finished ...............

[Norfolkdave]

for sale...an old fart with tattoos on his forearms..gets a bit hotheaded but is full of love....


50$ or will swap for a piece of 4x2 timber

Cotties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lmao Im worth more than that surely:wa:

[tiger50]

Cotties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lmao Im worth more than that surely:wa:

lol.. mmmm ok a piece of 4*2 timber cummin ur way..... :lmao :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

lol.. mmmm ok a piece of 4*2 timber cummin ur way..... :lmao :lmao

LOL Ok several pieces then:lmao

[Cotties]

sold....what you going to do with himlol.. mmmm ok a piece of 4*2 timber cummin ur way..... :lmao :lmaoI recon he would make a good car ramp

[Cotties]

hey buddy..keep quiet until you're sold...I don't care if the piece of timber has old nails all thru it....LOL Ok several pieces then:lmao
I just want it gone

[Norfolkdave]

hey buddy..keep quiet until you're sold...I don't care if the piece of timber has old nails all thru it....
I just want it gone

LOL asshole, youd sell ya mother if you had chance:D :D :D

[Misty]

I'll pay good money for this old fart :D

Kitty keep your 4*2
Cotties ...shoot up :D

Moby baby ...lets go home ;)

[Norfolkdave]

I'll pay good money for this old fart :D

Kitty keep your 4*2
Cotties ...shoot up :D

Moby baby ...lets go home ;)

cumming baby cumming:knuddel:

[Cotties]

dave has a girlfriend....dave has a girlfriend...dave has a girlfriend...


but I don't see her fifty bucks

[Misty]

dave has a girlfriend....dave has a girlfriend...dave has a girlfriend...


but I don't see her fifty bucks

Cotties seeing green ....Cotties seeing green ..... cotties seeing green

and its not the colour of money :D

[tiger50]

Cotties seeing green ....Cotties seeing green ..... cotties seeing green

and its not the colour of money :D

misty, bak ta bed..
misty, bak ta bed..
misty, bak ta bed..
misty, bak ta bed..
misty, bak ta bed..
NOW immediately forthwith... :nu

[Misty]

misty, bak ta bed..
misty, bak ta bed..
misty, bak ta bed..
misty, bak ta bed..
misty, bak ta bed..
NOW immediately forthwith... :nu

Kitty's not my boss
kitty's not my boss
Kitty's not my boss

MAKE ME!!!!:D

[Cotties]

Cotties seeing green ....Cotties seeing green ..... cotties seeing green

and its not the colour of money :Denjoy Dave Misty.;)

Dave get it while you can...and fifty bucks isn't bad ...thanks...see ya guys

[tiger50]

Kitty's not my boss
kitty's not my boss
Kitty's not my boss

MAKE ME!!!!:D

gunna apply for tha job as ya boss.
gunna apply for tha job as ya boss.
gunna apply for tha job as ya boss.
then i farkin can... :D

[Misty]

enjoy Dave Misty.;)

Dave get it while you can...and fifty bucks isn't bad ...thanks...see ya guys

he'll be back for more
he'll be back for more

hehehehe ... of course he will :D

[Norfolkdave]

he'll be back for more
he'll be back for more

hehehehe ... of course he will :D

Heh heh heh Im back:lmao

[upstr84u]

Wanted: A few good men to bring ammo to Iraq.

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These boys from Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas and their general is from Pa.,will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

1. The season opened today.


2. There is no limit.


3. They taste just like chicken.


4. They don 't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.


5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.


The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

[hoss]

For Rent :


one tongue...long and flexible with a pointed end to get to those hard to reach spots..

can be rented by the hour or by the day

has years of experience...

for reference please contact Shiane,she was recently on the receiving end of it for many many many hours....

(:kk S)

[LaneMyer]

So what do you men prefer?

Most of the time a boob guy, your nipples are fantastic by the way..

Occasionally there are things that lead me to "the other side" - such as watching women's beach volleyball, particularly the Brazilian team.. :wk

[Sunfiresix]

I am an ass and legs man, meaning I enjoy seeing a woman with nice legs and Butt--not that I am an ass on legs.

[cherokeered]

um..how much ya asking for it per hour....and how worn is it from the years of experience....:D




Cherokee...always looking for a bargain....;) :kk
For Rent :


one tongue...long and flexible with a pointed end to get to those hard to reach spots..
can be rented by the hour or by the day
has years of experience...
(:kk S)

[hoss]

for you sweetie...the first hour is free and its $5.00 a hour for the next 3 hours,then $8 for any time following...

the tongue is in good shape,but please give me another day to recover from yesterday...

i have other services available , all u gotta do is ask:kk




um..how much ya asking for it per hour....and how worn is it from the years of experience....:D




Cherokee...always looking for a bargain....;) :kk

[cherokeered]

oh..okay..well I'll just look around and see if something else catches my eye.



Cherokee...she herself is an edible...:kk



for you sweetie...the first hour is free and its $5.00 a hour for the next 3 hours,then $8 for any time following...

the tongue is in good shape,but please give me another day to recover from yesterday...

i have other services available , all u gotta do is ask:kk

[hoss]

oh..okay..well I'll just look around and see if something else catches my eye.



Cherokee...she herself is an edible...:kk

i rent my ass out for kicking too....
i'm sure you'll have to stand in a long line before its your turn though....
might be worth it..............$2.50 canadian

[Momma]

Yes I would classify you as a MILF, sexy and nice. As for the type of breasts...not really important to me.....:dd :boobs:

Hello Army......welcome to the site....sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride...:kk

[almost40soccermom]

Just curious, how naughty can you get on this site. I have been trying to keep my photos no more than R rated, lol.

Sandy
almost40soccermom@yahoo.com

[Sandy]

thats it, penny approves the pics, if you have more, send them to her she'll let you know if its ok or not.

[surfnchat]

I'm willing to tolerate "extremely naughty" if it can help others... :D

[hoss]

Hello Army......welcome to the site....sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride...:kk

i think momma should stop welcoming any more men....she already had a line 3 blocks long.....and once agian guess whos at the frigging end !!!!:nu

[almost40soccermom]

I want to know the ground rules before I get more naughty.

sandy

[yaser]

Hello Army......welcome to the site....sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride...:kk Are you are calling the armies to attack Hoss in the bed..?

[Momma]

i think momma should stop welcoming any more men....she already had a line 3 blocks long.....and once agian guess whos at the frigging end !!!!:nu

:cry: :cry: :cry: ........:lmao

[hoss]

Are you are calling the armies to attack Hoss in the bed..?

my friend ....you make me laugh so hard....:lmao

[Momma]

Are you are calling the armies to attack Hoss in the bed..?

LOL, no yasar.....I attack all on my own....I'm a mercenary ;)

[hoss]

LOL, no yasar.....I attack all on my own....I'm a mercenary ;)

so true,so true......when grabbing my nuts in anger ...u show no mercy....

[yaser]

:cry: :cry: :cry: ........:lmaoPoor momma...I know why you are so sad..

[hoss]

Poor momma...I know why you are so sad..

poor momma ???????????????????? how about poor me !!

[yaser]

so true,so true......when grabbing my nuts in anger ...u show no mercy....Enemy is merficiful but not an angry woman..You must be careful...You look for nuts in a very short time..

[yaser]

poor momma ???????????????????? how about poor me !!You make her cry..Don' force her to much..

[hoss]

Enemy is merficiful but not an angry woman..You must be careful...You look for nuts in a very short time..

yasar.....go look in the classifieds....i lost my nuts 16 years ago...havent seen them since.....

[yaser]

LOL, no yasar.....I attack all on my own....I'm a mercenary ;) Mercenary but no mercy to Hoss, as I understand from his posts....

[hoss]

You make her cry..Don' force her to much..


i think u dont know mooma very well...she like to be forced

[hoss]

Mercenary but no mercy to Hoss, as I understand from his posts....

thank u yasar...i owe u a drink....

[yaser]

yasar.....go look in the classifieds....i lost my nuts 16 years ago...havent seen them since.....I will..There was a news about a lady who swallowed the balls of her sweetheart..One must put a hemet on the ball when making love with a bitchy woman...

[hoss]

I will..There was a news about a lady who swallowed the balls of her sweetheart..One must put a hemet on the ball when making love with a bitchy woman...

you have the balls my friend.......i running for the hills......

bitchy woman.....oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit...here comes the frying pan

[yaser]

you have the balls my friend.......i running for the hills......

bitchy woman.....oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit...here comes the frying panYes,I have tow balls but emptied year ago..I have no taste anymore..be carfeul Hoss.Balls are very important for life..Do you think she will fry your balls?

[hoss]

Yes,I have tow balls but emptied year ago..I have no taste anymore..be carfeul Hoss.Balls are very important for life..Do you think she will fry your balls?

yeh she just recently emptied my balls and said something about making a omelet....

[yaser]

yeh she just recently emptied my balls and said something about making a omelet....Be careful she may put them in front of you to eat...

[Sandy]

you know you deserve everything she gives you. :D














you have the balls my friend.......i running for the hills......

bitchy woman.....oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit...here comes the frying pan

[yaser]

you know you deserve everything she gives you. :DYou have avery powerful ladys lobby,Sandy..

[Norfolkdave]

i think momma should stop welcoming any more men....she already had a line 3 blocks long.....and once agian guess whos at the frigging end !!!!:nu

heh heh heh yeah and it aint me...LOL:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

I want to know the ground rules before I get more naughty.

sandy

Heh heh heh would love you to get naughty but thats down to penny.

[LaneMyer]

I want to know the ground rules before I get more naughty.

sandy

3 Cheers for Sandy!
Naughty! Naughty! Naughty!

:)

[Sunfiresix]

I enjoy your pictures Sandy, naughty or not you look great...

[musicmer]

I would really enjoy your pics if they had your head included. The rest of your body looks great.

[Norfolkdave]

How naughty is intriguing!

[hoss]

How naughty is intriguing!


you and momma do enough naughty to keep this whole place going :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

you and momma do enough naughty to keep this whole place going :lmao

LOL what we aint started yet....LOL:D

[hoss]

LOL what we aint started yet....LOL:D

i dunnoooooooooooo...all that heavy moaning and odin odin odin last nite....cant get any sleep in my own friggin house lately....

[Norfolkdave]

i dunnoooooooooooo...all that heavy moaning and odin odin odin last nite....cant get any sleep in my own friggin house lately....

Yeah I bet.... as you helped the situation you thrust my name gets mentioned LOL:lmao :lmao

[hoss]

Yeah I bet.... as you helped the situation you thrust my name gets mentioned LOL:lmao :lmao


not sure about that...but there was alot of thrusting here last nite :lmao

thanks for warming her up for me...i'm not much on foreplay

[Norfolkdave]

not sure about that...but there was alot of thrusting here last nite :lmao

thanks for warming her up for me...i'm not much on foreplay

LOl I dont mind one bit now thats the difference ODIN loves foreplay and much more...............Heh heh heh :lmao

[yaser]

not sure about that...but there was alot of thrusting here last nite :lmao

thanks for warming her up for me...i'm not much on foreplayThose who married use our computers for warming up thie partners and we are the helpers.I will not write posts today and no help you..You do foreplay yourself..

[hoss]

Those who married use our computers for warming up thie partners and we are the helpers.I will not write posts today and no help you..You do foreplay yourself..

good morning yasar...i'm off to watch nascar so no worries my friend

[yaser]

good morning yasar...i'm off to watch nascar so no worries my friendHello Hoss..Hope you are fine after a long tiring and full of nightmary night..

[musicmer]

Illiterate? Write today for free help.

[hoss]

LOST:

one pair of balls.....

dearly beloved and priceless,have had them all my life.
last seen this morning
they are average in size with a little fur on them

if found please handle with care,they are very fragile
please don't squeeze too hard when u pick them up

call...666-6666....i'll be the guy with the high voice...

p.s...if they are seen with a angry looking woman with big tits
please call 911 immediately


just wanted everyone to know i found my balls....seems some of the ladys here were playng soccer with them...they were returned in fair condition,although they may be blue for a while....

[Cotties]

for sale...

gut pains

$10

[musicmer]

Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.
free service. ladies only.

[hoss]

for sale...

gut pains

$10

i told you...i told you...DON'T eat mommas hungarian goulash

[musicmer]

Now open, the Superstore-unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

[yaser]

just wanted everyone to know i found my balls....seems some of the ladys here were playng soccer with them...they were returned in fair condition,although they may be blue for a while....Momma is not a good body guard for your balls I believe.Soccermom my have done that..She takes in her mouth and spits..

[Cotties]

My fondest memories were getting out of classes so I could represent the school in sports. Sneaking out of class after corrupting girls to go back to their house to drink beer and smoke cigarettes. A few teachers who probably still need a good kick in the head and they had better hope they don't run into me ever again. I have good memories.

[MCat]

I hated High School....we went to a pancake breakfast last year that was held in the cafeteria...it smelled the same, saw some people I remembered, the stuck up rich kids. Not good memories.

I won't be going to any reunions either...screw em.

[Sandy]

mcat, i ran into some of those kids not to long ago, preps is what i call them, it was funny as hell, cause, we're way better thasn them, and 2 of them were trying to kiss my ass, cause where we were at, i knew everybody. i just laughed and said remember how you treated people in school, you didn't have the time of day for them ? well i don't have time for you. it felt good 2. :D

[Penny]

Upload them I will approve the ones that are ok ;)

[hoss]

Momma is not a good body guard for your balls I believe.Soccermom my have done that..She takes in her mouth and spits..

not sure about that yasar....although they did come back all wet ....

[Norfolkdave]

for you sweetie...the first hour is free and its $5.00 a hour for the next 3 hours,then $8 for any time following...

the tongue is in good shape,but please give me another day to recover from yesterday...

i have other services available , all u gotta do is ask:kk

Services your on the game too...wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee join the club, park the fork lift outside:lmao :lmao

[viknik]

What's up, I'm 24 and looking for someone around Victoria :sex
let me know

[G...G]

Hi!!! Welcome to the site!! Hope you find what you are looking for!!



What's up, I'm 24 and looking for someone around Victoria :sex
let me know

[Norfolkdave]

Hello vik you sound like a chest infection.....LOl hope you like the site,

[WelcomeRAW]

Just curious, how naughty can you get on this site. I have been trying to keep my photos no more than R rated, lol.

Sandy
almost40soccermom@yahoo.com

Thanks for asking that question. Just wanted to say hello.

[Norfolkdave]

Hello Raw how ya diddling and welcome soon catch me then....LOl hope you find as many friends as I have Im enjoying it stay and post

[cherokeered]

hey hun...welcome to the site...hope ya have fun...



Cherokee....not for the faint of heart.....:wa:

[Sandy]

hi welcome to the site. :wa:

[WelcomeRAW]

Services Rendered: A good man (str8), tan skin, dark hair, athletic, green eyes and all the extras you need. Will work for sex as long as you consider sex my job.

[Norfolkdave]

Have viagra.....need a woman, any woman between 18-100......

reply to p/o box..6969

Hello darling, mmmmm:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Services Rendered: A good man (str8), tan skin, dark hair, athletic, green eyes and all the extras you need. Will work for sex as long as you consider sex my job.

Excuse me, would you please add to your profile your age, it is needed on the site....thanks Dave

[G...G]

You want me to send a car for you now?:D



Services Rendered: A good man (str8), tan skin, dark hair, athletic, green eyes and all the extras you need. Will work for sex as long as you consider sex my job.

[WelcomeRAW]

Hello Ga

[G...G]

Hey Sweetie!!
Welcome to the site!!! Hope you enjoy!! (psssssssstttttt site rules says you must put your date of birth)


Hello Ga

[Norfolkdave]

Hello Ga

Are you cocking a deaf ear we need your age please:D

[Annie]

WelcomeRAW, good to have you here! Would you please put your date of birth in your profile? It is a requirement of all members here.

[Norfolkdave]

Hes cocking a deafin Annie he aint listening

[WelcomeRAW]

Sorry, I walked away from the 'puter. 39 and I will post it. Thanks,

[WelcomeRAW]

You start walking my way.......We'll meet in the middle 'neath that 'ole Ga pine.... Okay, that was corny.

[G...G]

LOL I like that song!!! :kk



You start walking my way.......We'll meet in the middle 'neath that 'ole Ga pine.... Okay, that was corny.

[WelcomeRAW]

LOL I like that song!!! :kk

Yeah, once you get it in your head, it's there for the rest of the day.

[WelcomeRAW]

Hey, I got a bunch of replies about the age thing. Did you know that the application lists year of birth as an option? Might want to change it to required to avoid confusion. I only fill out information that is required and would have done the year had I known. Deepest apologies.