Hello Earthlings...

[G...G]

No apology necessary!!!!



Hey, I got a bunch of replies about the age thing. Did you know that the application lists year of birth as an option? Might want to change it to required to avoid confusion. I only fill out information that is required and would have done the year had I known. Deepest apologies.

[Annie]

Hey, I got a bunch of replies about the age thing. Did you know that the application lists year of birth as an option? Might want to change it to required to avoid confusion. I only fill out information that is required and would have done the year had I known. Deepest apologies.

Yeah we can be a forgiving bunch... but next time.... :sp:

[upstr84u]

Garage Sale: 7:00am - 3:00pm - selling all types of my cyber girlfriends clothing - misc. items - such as high heels - thongs - garter belts - fishnet stockin - silk bras - leather & lace items --- since she moved in and is looking to be my cyber wife - i feel none of these items will be worn again --------- NO EARLY BIRDS!!!!!

[G...G]

Why you selling my shit?:nu



Garage Sale: 7:00am - 3:00pm - selling all types of my cyber girlfriends clothing - misc. items - such as high heels - thongs - garter belts - fishnet stockin - silk bras - leather & lace items --- since she moved in and is looking to be my cyber wife - i feel none of these items will be worn again --------- NO EARLY BIRDS!!!!!

[Norfolkdave]

Sorry, I walked away from the 'puter. 39 and I will post it. Thanks,

No need to say sorry:lmao Id put 100 but they wouldnt believe me:D

[musicmer]

If its GA's stuff ummmmm I would like to get ...well the whole lotWhy you selling my shit?:nu

[Zpanther]

Why you selling my shit?:nu

Hey! Leave him alone.... He's finally gonna have some money to pay the rent.

[G...G]

I paid you WELL last night!!!! You were screaming............. OH baby... you paid up for a year:D




Hey! Leave him alone.... He's finally gonna have some money to pay the rent.

[sweetgapeach]

I paid you WELL last night!!!! You were screaming............. OH baby... you paid up for a year:D



He always says that !!

[Zpanther]

He always says that !!

Okay...... so I get a little carried away in the heat of passion... and say things I don't mean.



this trailer thing just isn't provin' to be much of a payin' proposition

[G...G]

I couldn't have asked for better!! ;)



Okay...... so I get a little carried away in the heat of passion... and say things I don't mean.



this trailer thing just isn't provin' to be much of a payin' proposition

[Zpanther]

I couldn't have asked for better!! ;)

Oh I dunno..... you can always ask.... but probably not to likely to get it.

[russellnfwtx]

Got the green eyes......;)

[musicmer]

FOR SALE OR TRADE
One life, hardly used. Good condition but needs work.
Willing to trade on a used life with high bank account.

[njsteverio]

I say we're all adults, but I didn't say I act like one. :D

[njsteverio]

So what do you men prefer?
:55

[njsteverio]

So they are liable to be naughty again!

[njsteverio]

I am definitely a calf man.... moooo :lmao

[Traxster]

Give me a nice tight butt...............whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! better stop now!!!

[surfnchat]

I'm a leg man... That's where I start and there's place to go but up! :lf

[frosty69]

personally, I like legs that go all the way to their?

[frosty69]

I like a womans legs, but a nice shapely ass is good too, the breast are also good, especially if the nipples are nice and hard, and a big clit is also nice, hell I guess I like the whole package, especially the woman who is confident in your self, no matter what she looks like.

[spare_change]

I like a womans legs, but a nice shapely ass is good too, the breast are also good, especially if the nipples are nice and hard, and a big clit is also nice, hell I guess I like the whole package, especially the woman who is confident in your self, no matter what she looks like.

Nothing like a man who can make up his mind!!!


You're right --- it's ALL good !!

[Cotties]

For sale

Recolection of actual events

slightly damaged from over use

5$ or will swap for a slap in the face

[G...G]

FREE TO GOOD HOME

One snoring man..

Will deliver

[GaPeach4Life]

I don't think that ANYONE would take him off your hands....even for FREE---HAHA!! :whee:

[G...G]

Think we could get up the money and pay somebody to take him? We can sell them cans we been collecting:lmao



I don't think that ANYONE would take him off your hands....even for FREE---HAHA!! :whee:

[Cotties]

Hi Georgiacountrygurl....is this your little sister because I'm ready to start the bidding:lf I don't think that ANYONE would take him off your hands....even for FREE---HAHA!! :whee:I love being a dirty old man so young

[G...G]

This is her!!! Hey sis.. this is cotties!! LOL

How rude of me not to introduce you properly!! :lmao


Hi Georgiacountrygurl....is this your little sister because I'm ready to start the bidding:lf I love being a dirty old man so young

[Cotties]

Does she have a boyfriend? Maybe I can give her some advise about what women really want? This is her!!! Hey sis.. this is cotties!! LOL

How rude of me not to introduce you properly!! :lmao

Hi Little Gapeach4life:kk if you have half of what your sister has you're a lucky girl...she can be a lot of fun


btw.. if you get to a 150 posts ya older sister won't know if you pm me...

[GaPeach4Life]

Sorry---but I sure as hell don't need a MAN to tell me what women really want...cause i haven't met one to this day that knows that yet!!!

THERE'S NO SUCH THING! HAHA

:lmao :na


Does she have a boyfriend? Maybe I can give her some advise about what women really want?

Hi Little Gapeach4life:kk if you have half of what your sister has you're a lucky girl...she can be a lot of fun


btw.. if you get to a 150 posts ya older sister won't know if you pm me...

[Misty]

One towel ... Slightly used
Goes free to the first person who can yank it off Traxster ;)

[Cotties]

I haven't read much of the thread but if you used the towel after you showered before Traxter got his hands on it and if he's only been smelling it and not rubbing it against himself I'll offer 20 bucksOne towel ... Slightly used
Goes free to the first person who can yank it off Traxster ;)

[Misty]

I haven't read much of the thread but if you used the towel after you showered before Traxter got his hands on it and if he's only been smelling it and not rubbing it against himself I'll offer 20 bucks

hehehehe
Would you offer 20 if Traxx used it and i smelled it? :D :kk

[Trev]

Sorry---but I sure as hell don't need a MAN to tell me what women really want...cause i haven't met one to this day that knows that yet!!!

THERE'S NO SUCH THING! HAHA

:lmao :na

no such thing as a women who knows what she wants?:D

[G...G]

This one does!!!



no such thing as a women who knows what she wants?:D

[Cotties]

Have you tried lying to him just so he thinks he's getting his way...he doesn't mind that either;) ...Sorry---but I sure as hell don't need a MAN to tell me what women really want...cause i haven't met one to this day that knows that yet!!!

THERE'S NO SUCH THING! HAHA

:lmao :naif I you start getting scared of me just hold on tight and close your eyes

[Cotties]

did he use both sides?:sc hehehehe
Would you offer 20 if Traxx used it and i smelled it? :D :kk

[Trev]

This one does!!!

and that is?:sc

[Misty]

did he use both sides?:sc

LOL ...no just the one
you could use the other and I'll buy it back


eeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa two for the price of one

[GaPeach4Life]

HAHAHA......us women know EXACTLY what we want.....we just LOVE to give you men a hard time about it!!

[Trev]

HAHAHA......us women know EXACTLY what we want.....we just LOVE to give you men a hard time about it!!

and that is? Neither of you answered. :D

[GaPeach4Life]

And we won't.....because we NEVER let you men know our secrets....

Here's the BIGGEST part of what we want.....

We really WANT you to figure it out on your own....thats all there is to it...if a man really puts forth an effort to try and make us happy then that is what we TRULY want......:kk


and that is? Neither of you answered. :D

[Cotties]

you know it increasing in value the more fun it gets...I'll sell it back at 25dollars and you can see where I decorated it..LOL ...no just the one
you could use the other and I'll buy it back


eeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa two for the price of one

[Cotties]

lots of women feel this way but I kind of think you girls don't know and want us men to work it out for you.....like its all just one big trick on us...I have no idea why I love women to death:sc they make me nutsAnd we won't.....because we NEVER let you men know our secrets....

Here's the BIGGEST part of what we want.....

We really WANT you to figure it out on your own....thats all there is to it...if a man really puts forth an effort to try and make us happy then that is what we TRULY want......:kk

[GaPeach4Life]

hahaaha.....yeah......we have that effect on ya'll sometimes!



lots of women feel this way but I kind of think you girls don't know and want us men to work it out for you.....like its all just one big trick on us...I have no idea why I love women to death:sc they make me nuts

[Cotties]

sometimes..thats an under statement...depending on what your wearing just changes the scale of our interest..hahaaha.....yeah......we have that effect on ya'll sometimes!

so since you're a southern girl and I watched the dukes of hazzard a few days ago..you remind me of Jessica Simpson and if you can ...don't change my fantasy but you an inprove on it if you like

[GaPeach4Life]

haha---all i can say is that me and 'ole Daisy have 2 things in common----

meet veronica & betty------->:dd HAHA


sometimes..thats an under statement...depending on what your wearing just changes the scale of our interest..

so since you're a southern girl and I watched the dukes of hazzard a few days ago..you remind me of Jessica Simpson and if you can ...don't change my fantasy but you an inprove on it if you like

[Cotties]

we have a thread where we expose our secret names for things...but I guess it ain't no secret now....


pleased to meet you veronica & betty...as I reach out my hands
haha---all i can say is that me and 'ole Daisy have 2 things in common----

meet veronica & betty------->:dd HAHAmine has a secret name but he likes when you look him in the eye before he'll tell you...he's kinds shy but a little affection and he warms up nicely

[G...G]

I told you to be nice to my sis BUT not that damn nice!! :lmao :lmao



we have a thread where we expose our secret names for things...but I guess it ain't no secret now....


pleased to meet you veronica & better...as I reach out my hands
mine has a secret name but he likes when you look him in the eye before he'll tell you...he's kinds shy but a little affection and he warms up nicely

[Cotties]

shit!! I thought you closed your eyes and were fallin asleep.... here have another beer and watch the nascarsI told you to be nice to my sis BUT not that damn nice!! :lmao :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

shit!! I thought you closed your eyes and were fallin asleep.... here have another beer and watch the nascars

Blast cotties, do you have to ruin a good beer talking about Nascar, dam:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

For Sale one computer with a self exiting CD Tray, 40 gb hard drive full of porn ooops, 19" monitor, and epson printer, one keyboard well oiled

[russellnfwtx]

Without question......hot is hot....me thinks !!:55

[russellnfwtx]

Me thinks me likes.....legs...thighs.......ankles.......toes... . feets....calves..
thighs (inners and outers)....tummies....breasts....beavers....sheesh ...I think I like it all !!!......Help me !!!:whee:

[Momma]

For Sale one computer with a self exiting CD Tray, 40 gb hard drive full of porn ooops, 19" monitor, and epson printer, one keyboard well oiled

Well oiled keyboard huh? hmmm, I wonder from what? ;) :kk

[Norfolkdave]

Well oiled keyboard huh? hmmm, I wonder from what? ;) :kk

Coffee stains, crisps, orange juice dribbles, now momma what else could it possibly be?:D

[Momma]

Coffee stains, crisps, orange juice dribbles, now momma what else could it possibly be?:D

Hmm, not sure that's why I was asking...lol....;)

[Norfolkdave]

Hmm, not sure that's why I was asking...lol....;)

Well used and well oiled lol:D

[Momma]

Well used and well oiled lol:D

Well used AND oiled...hmm...ODIN'S been very busy..lol....;)

[Norfolkdave]

Well used AND oiled...hmm...ODIN'S been very busy..lol....;)

Yes ODin has, LOl Oiled with dribbles talking to people and excess spillage:D :lf

[Momma]

Yes ODin has, LOl Oiled with dribbles talking to people and excess spillage:D :lf

LOL :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

LOL :lmao

heh heh heh So do you want it or not!:D

[Momma]

heh heh heh So do you want it or not!:D

Ok Ok.....sold, lol :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Ok Ok.....sold, lol :lmao

Ok Do you want to come and get it:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Me thinks me likes.....legs...thighs.......ankles.......toes... . feets....calves..
thighs (inners and outers)....tummies....breasts....beavers....sheesh ...I think I like it all !!!......Help me !!!:whee:

Oh so your talking about Sheep and cows then:D

[hoss]

HEY !!!! this is the classified thread..not the momma and dave thread....
be like cher and tiger..start your own thread....ya two make me want to keel over and blow chunks....

THOU SHALL NOT SAY A WORD AGAINST NASCAR....the book of hoss..6:69

[G...G]

For Sale:

Used vibrator!!
May need batteries!!

Cheap

[russellnfwtx]

Country Girl included ???:sc

[G...G]

Now you know that will be extra!!

We can talk about it if the money is right:D


Country Girl included ???:sc

[Momma]

HEY !!!! this is the classified thread..not the momma and dave thread....
be like cher and tiger..start your own thread....ya two make me want to keel over and blow chunks....

THOU SHALL NOT SAY A WORD AGAINST NASCAR....the book of hoss..6:69

Hey...I'm trying to make a deal for a keyboard here....lol....:kk

[Cotties]

washed or not washed?


How worn out are the little studded bits on the sides
For Sale:

Used vibrator!!
May need batteries!!

Cheap

[Norfolkdave]

HEY !!!! this is the classified thread..not the momma and dave thread....
be like cher and tiger..start your own thread....ya two make me want to keel over and blow chunks....

THOU SHALL NOT SAY A WORD AGAINST NASCAR....the book of hoss..6:69

Heh heh heh blow chunks, becareful, they hurt when they fall on your head.... now what can I say about NASCAR a sport where cars go round a circle, have to stop after an accident, and make a noise like a tin can:sc :lmao

[G...G]

It is wore slam out!!;)

Thats why I'm selling it.. I need a new one:D


washed or not washed?


How worn out are the little studded bits on the sides

[jdms]

And laughed till my sides hurt, there sure are some nutty folks here hehehe.
Think i might just about fit in ........ :na

[G...G]

Welcome to the site!!!

I'm one of the nutty ones!! :wa:


And laughed till my sides hurt, there sure are some nutty folks here hehehe.
Think i might just about fit in ........ :na

[Norfolkdave]

And laughed till my sides hurt, there sure are some nutty folks here hehehe.
Think i might just about fit in ........ :na

Hello there your fit in, come in and enjoy the friendly bantewr and humour and hospitality:wa:

[Barkiss]

Welcome to the site!

[Trev]

Hello and Welcome

[upstr84u]

yea - they are all a little crazy here --- i am the sane one ---- glad to see you can stop in

[Misty]

welcome welcome

[Sunfiresix]

Welcome to the site..

[Sandy]

hi, welcome to the site, yes we are full of nuts. :D

[sweet]

Welcome to the site! Make yourself at home! :wa:

[kissiemybuttie]

And laughed till my sides hurt, there sure are some nutty folks here hehehe.
Think i might just about fit in ........ :na






Hello and welcome..hope you have some fun!!!

[kissiemybuttie]

yea - they are all a little crazy here --- i am the sane one ---- glad to see you can stop in




Upstr8 and sane in the same sentense....does that make sense to any of you?????

[Sunfiresix]

can't make sense--it is a conflict of interest.......

[jdms]

Thanks for the welcome folks, even from the sane ones ( Ahemmmm ) Lol .. :D

[Jy]

Here's a little hint, JD...
The ones who claimed to be sane are the craziest ones here! We have a lot of fun, and I'm sure you will too.
Glad to have you here! :wa:

[cherokeered]

Welcome to the site hun....


Hope ya enjoy and have some fun....yeah there are some nuts here....

Cherokee....is the good one.....:D


dont listen to her...she's bad...listen to me....hehehe....:whee:
And laughed till my sides hurt, there sure are some nutty folks here hehehe.
Think i might just about fit in ........ :na

[jdms]

dont listen to her...she's bad...listen to me....hehehe....

I'd prefer bad :P

[G...G]

Two Kids!!

No home training!!!

Free or will pay small fee if someone will take them

[jdms]

I accept, Visa, mastercard, switch ...... but payment in kind will get you a discount ... Lol.

[G...G]

So you want my kids?:D



I accept, Visa, mastercard, switch ...... but payment in kind will get you a discount ... Lol.

[jdms]

Kids ...... i love em ........ couldn't eat a whole one tho :(

[G...G]

Sending two your way!! Just to warn you.. THEY EAT ALOT!!!:lmao



Kids ...... i love em ........ couldn't eat a whole one tho :(

[jdms]

That's ok ........ i tend to cook too much anyway ...... lmao

[Penny]

welcome jdms:kk

[MCat]

Welcome....we are all simply fucking wonderful.:55...........ooops, wrong thread.

[Cotties]

Hi JDMS....the king nutta is Tiger...we pray to his stupidity and hope it leads the way to self fulfillment...

others say he's not the messiah, he's just a very silly boy

[Cotties]

do you know women get their ass smacked for talking like that ...:sp: Welcome....we are all simply fucking wonderful.:55...........ooops, wrong thread.

[MCat]

do you know women get their ass smacked for talking like that ...:sp:

Why do you think I do it :sc

[yaser]

Thanks for the welcome folks, even from the sane ones ( Ahemmmm ) Lol .. :DWho are you talking about?Welcome and get fun here,Jd.

[Cotties]

not you or I Yasar....thats for sure:D Who are you talking about?Welcome and get fun here,Jd.

[tiger50]

Hi JDMS....the king nutta is Tiger...we pray to his stupidity and hope it leads the way to self fulfillment...

others say he's not the messiah, he's just a very silly boy

yeh, is that fukkin rite dipshit.. well bring it on mate... :nu :nu :nu :nu

[S.E]

would just like 2 say hello and join in..my 1st time here

[Momma]

would just like 2 say hello and join in..my 1st time here

Hi there strongsteem, welcome to the site hun...your gonna love it here...great bunch of people.....:kk

[Cotties]

Hi StrongE....we have a romance thread...sorry I can check your profile but you can't check ours until you get to 150 posts and prove you're not a stalker...good luck with that one...but let us have one or two poems...the girls are sure to love you and I'm always looking for charm...would just like 2 say hello and join in..my 1st time here

[SaltyLime]

welcome ((( jd and strong )) xx

[GeekMaster]

The sweetest revenge...


I wasn't part of the "cool" crowd in school, not an athlete, just a brainy kid that always made the honor roll, and was as shy and backward as it gets. I was the point of much ridicule and "bullying", but survived and thrived in School.

Ok, now to the revenge part...

In the last 3 years, I have developed as new tax clients, 5 of the people who were the meanest and abusive to me in school. They have come to me for my expertise, and now, have pretty much put themselves at my mercy for their tax situation.

It would be easy to extract some revenge by being mean, but I simply revel in the fact that they "need" my skills, and have put themselves in my hands.

The greatest revenge, is to succeed!!!








And they pay a higher price than average, for my services. (They don't know that part!!!)

[Sandy]

i was watching the baby yesterday, he started learning his abc's, and the way he did it, remined me of the way my son did it.

[Into_it@Denver]

I love the mind, the body and the insides of women.

[yaser]

I love the mind, the body and the insides of women.You are not doctor I hope..

[ConnerDain]

Do men prefer perky little tits or big bouncy tits? I am only asking because have the former

Sandy

I prefer unbound and available - other than that, I'm not picky.

[upstr84u]

tits - prefer ---------- hell i am a virgin and have only made it to 1st base -- i can't wait to get to second and see some --- i heard they look neat -- something like a bag of bubble gum balls

[Shiane]

Fore Sale:

1989 Impala, slight front end damage, driver's seat with brown stain. $500 OBO.

[upstr84u]

Free:
upstr84u to a good home only

[upstr84u]

FREE:
1989 Impala - was scammed on ebay - so now i am giving it away
has foot prints on the inside roof -- but runs well

[upstr84u]

For Sale:
batgirl haloween suit fits an average size women 4'-2"

[upstr84u]

Wanted:
short blonde girlfriend, must be able to fit into batgirl suit

[upstr84u]

Found:
1: 30/30 with inscription Shiane's ----
if it is yours please call - 1-800-upstr8s love line and ask for Thor

[G...G]

How much you paying?



Wanted:
short blonde girlfriend, must be able to fit into batgirl suit

[upstr84u]

How much you paying?

you owe me money ------ and yes you can fit into a 4'-2" uniform

i'll pull down the add

[G...G]

I thought we were even?

I got the money via paypal


you owe me money ------ and yes you can fit into a 4'-2" uniform

i'll pull down the add

[upstr84u]

wanted:
new low maintance friend
one who can't acess my paypal
also a car would be usefull

[G...G]

For sale:

Slightly Used fingernails!!

Best Offer

[sweetgapeach]

For sale:

Slightly Used fingernails!!

Best Offer



$ 2.50 ?

[upstr84u]

for sale:
last 3 of G/A full set of fingernails
just pulled them out of my back

[G...G]

$2.75



$ 2.50 ?

[Trev]

for sale:
last 3 of G/A full set of fingernails
just pulled them out of my back

I think I'll pass, don't have anything between my teeth to pick out with them

[G...G]

What teeth?



I think I'll pass, don't have anything between my teeth to pick out with them

[Trev]

What teeth?

The one's I'm going to bite you with. :D

[G...G]

Bite me baby!! :kk



The one's I'm going to bite you with. :D

[Trev]

Bite me baby!! :kk

going to do more then bite you. :D

[G...G]

:sc



going to do more then bite you. :D

[sweetgapeach]

$2.75


$2.70?

[Barkiss]

For Sale: Used Doghouse. Looks like I get to move back in the house!

[G...G]

$2.70 plus you throw in some ramen noodles?:55



$2.70?

[Shiane]

$2.70 plus you throw in some ramen noodles?:55

LMAO I can honestly say I have never seen anyone barter with Ramen noodles until now. :lmao

[Sunfiresix]

Those Georgia people will try anything once....

[Shiane]

Free:
upstr84u to a good home only


You just had to do the sad puppy dog eyes thing didn't you! Sighs, I'm gonna get in trouble for this but come on over Up8, I'll take you in.



P.S. You should bid on Barkiss' dog house, cuz I figure thats where we'll end up.

[Shiane]

Those Georgia people will try anything once....


Laffs! I think you might be right Sun.

[G...G]

or twice!! ;)



Those Georgia people will try anything once....

[Cotties]

I'll offer 10 dollars ...is it flea riddenFor Sale: Used Doghouse. Looks like I get to move back in the house!

[Sandy]

worried your fleas won't have room ? :D :na













I'll offer 10 dollars ...is it flea ridden

[Cotties]

No thats not it...I use to hear banging coming fron there late at night.. I wan't sure if he was scratching or using it as a wank box:sc worried your fleas won't have room ? :D :na

[Barkiss]

No thats not it...I use to hear banging coming fron there late at night.. I wan't sure if he was scratching or using it as a wank box:sc

Fleas are gone...but horrible case of the crabs was left behind...

[Wet Beaver]

Fleas are gone...but horrible case of the crabs was left behind...

trax can help ya get rid of them...i think he still has the ice pick......

[Cotties]

Now would you believe years ago I shared a house with some rich kid hippi druggies and one night their friends came over and left crabs on the sofa...well a week later I was scratching like a barkiss.....I was walking around the house pulling out my balls screaming at everyone ....where did these farkin crabs come from.....I checked everyones pubes coming into the house for the next month trying to find out who gave them to meFleas are gone...but horrible case of the crabs was left behind...

[Barkiss]

Now would you believe years ago I shared a house with some rich kid hippi druggies and eno night they came over and left crabs on the sofa...well a week later I was scratching like a barkiss.....I was walking around the house pulling out my balls screaming at everyone ....where did these farkin crabs come from.....I checked everyones pubes coming into the house for the next month trying to find out who gave them to me

No shit...same thing happened to me in college...one of my suite mates got those little shits and didn't tell any of us...then the intelligent beings we are, didn't say anything to each other for months...

[Shiane]

No shit...same thing happened to me in college...one of my suite mates got those little shits and didn't tell any of us...then the intelligent beings we are, didn't say anything to each other for months...


:lmao :lmao

[Shiane]

Many years ago I had a patient with crotch critters, I had asked the doc for something to treat them. Well he never wrote an order for any medicine.


The next morning when he came in he didn't think it was amusing at all to find one of them taped to the front of the chart with a note saying "can I go home with you?" :whee: Got in trouble over that one! :D

[Shiane]

For Sale: Used Doghouse. Looks like I get to move back in the house!

Fleas are gone...but horrible case of the crabs was left behind...


Hmmmm will you throw in an exterminator?:sc

[tiger50]

Many years ago I had a patient with crotch critters, I had asked the doc for something to treat them. Well he never wrote an order for any medicine.


The next morning when he came in he didn't think it was amusing at all to find one of them taped to the front of the chart with a note saying "can I go home with you?" :whee: Got in trouble over that one! :D

lol galloping knob rot???? :lmao

[Barkiss]

Hmmmm will you throw in an exterminator?:sc

I'll throw in the shampoo and comb...;)

[Sandy]

what about gloves ? :D













I'll throw in the shampoo and comb...;)

[Shiane]

I'll throw in the shampoo and comb...;)

:whee: I'm thinkin i'll pass!






grrrrr is anyone else itchin!

[upstr84u]

You just had to do the sad puppy dog eyes thing didn't you! Sighs, I'm gonna get in trouble for this but come on over Up8, I'll take you in.



P.S. You should bid on Barkiss' dog house, cuz I figure thats where we'll end up.

Wanted to buy:
3 room dog house with a veiw of the house i was kicked out of
1: room for the bed
1: room for the poker table
1: room for the beer

[Sandy]

whats wrong with bars dog house ? sounds perfect for you. :lmao













Wanted to buy:
3 room dog house with a veiw of the house i was kicked out of
1: room for the bed
1: room for the poker table
1: room for the beer

[tiger50]

for sale


1 kid... comes complete with drums.. accompanying noise

all ya need is a million bucks ta buy him all the shit he wants.... sheez...

free to a good millionaire home.... :D

[Norfolkdave]

For Sale
Buyer collects...............

Genuine offer Packard bell 80gb Hard Drive, DVD Player, Photo charger, Ready for Internet, 512 mb ram 6 USB Ports, black keyboard, new mouse......( Not piss taking this is a genuine offer £250 uk pounds

[upstr84u]

Service for hire:
Best none working internet chatting bullshitter ever seen

[Shiane]

For Sale:



Used avatars:(

[upstr84u]

lost:
underwear - blue boxers with the inscription --- big trouble on the back
last seen at a crazy old dr's office - Dr. Shiane's
(and watch out for her cold hands)

[G...G]

Free to good home:

Stressed out... over-worked.... tired....female!! To good home only..

[musicmer]

HERE HERE RIGHT OVER HERE....


Good home here. Way good home
Free to good home:

Stressed out... over-worked.... tired....female!! To good home only..

[G...G]

You must pick her up and she is yours!!! :D




HERE HERE RIGHT OVER HERE....


Good home here. Way good home

[Sunfiresix]

Free to good home:

Stressed out... over-worked.... tired....female!! To good home only..


Just the ad I have been looking for.:)

[Norfolkdave]

Durex for sale, new Irrigation design

[musicmer]

There is no delivery? Damn ...... I gotta see what i can doYou must pick her up and she is yours!!! :D

[Sandy]

on my way girlfriend, hang in there, i'll be shortly :D












You must pick her up and she is yours!!! :D

[G...G]

Aight HURRY!!!!!:D



on my way girlfriend, hang in there, i'll be shortly :D

[sweet]

Employment desired: One caring mother of two, will cook, clean and provide child care in your home. Payment of love, complete devotion and respect will be required up front.

[musicmer]

ok, ok , ok , good. i can do that, already done.


YOU GOT A DEAL
Employment desired: One caring mother of two, will cook, clean and provide child care in your home. Payment of love, complete devotion and respect will be required up front.

[G...G]

Wanted:

Very wealthy good looking man!! Must be loving, caring, love kids and adore animals.. Please call 1-800-desperate if interested!!!

[sweet]

ok, ok , ok , good. i can do that, already done.


YOU GOT A DEAL

Perfect! Just the response I was hoping for! :kk

[pixiegirl]

Wanted:


Fairytale romance.
No price too high - all offers will be considered.

(subject to full police check, physical and weekely drugs test)

[musicmer]

This is gonna rock. i love itPerfect! Just the response I was hoping for! :kk

[Barkiss]

Wanted:

Very wealthy good looking man!! Must be loving, caring, love kids and adore animals.. Please call 1-800-desperate if interested!!!

Sorry...Peach got the last available one. ;)

[kissiemybuttie]

Free to a good home:

43 year old man..would forget his head if it wasnt attached....

[G...G]

:sc Wonder if he has any friends? :D



Sorry...Peach got the last available one. ;)

[Barkiss]

:sc Wonder if he has any friends? :D

One friend is good-looking and wealthy, but hates children and spends his weekends shooting dogs and cats in the neighborhood.

Another friend absolutely loves children, and has a petting farm in his backyard, but he's broke off his ass, and doesn't own a mirror because he keeps breaking them.

Then there is Cotties.

[dartgirl]

To Give Away. One angry teenage male child. Doesn't really like to work but can be really sweet when in a good mood. (doesn't happen very dang often)

[kissiemybuttie]

To Give Away. One angry teenage male child. Doesn't really like to work but can be really sweet when in a good mood. (doesn't happen very dang often)



Oh no thank you hun...have one of them but he is now 23...still acts like he is 13!!!!

[Sunfiresix]

Hey Barkiss I ain't all that bad, I got a mirror in the car....

[dartgirl]

Oh no thank you hun...have one of them but he is now 23...still acts like he is 13!!!!

Don't they ever grow up???? What am I saying. Of course they don't, I'm married to a helpless 48 year old.

[Barkiss]

Hey Barkiss I ain't all that bad, I got a mirror in the car....

Man...I hate that I'm the one breaking this to you. But that isn't a mirror...it's just a piece of glass with a picture of Pee Wee Herman glued to it.

[Sunfiresix]

Don't they ever grow up???? What am I saying. Of course they don't, I'm married to a helpless 48 year old.

I think I grew up when I turned 50---almost there Dartgirl:D

[G...G]

Thats a hard decision to make there barkiss!!

"Thinking..I could train the good looking wealthy one" :D


One friend is good-looking and wealthy, but hates children and spends his weekends shooting dogs and cats in the neighborhood.

Another friend absolutely loves children, and has a petting farm in his backyard, but he's broke off his ass, and doesn't own a mirror because he keeps breaking them.

Then there is Cotties.

[Trev]

Free to good home:

Stressed out... over-worked.... tired....female!! To good home only..

I'll take ya. I won't stress you out. The over worked well, we will just have to see what your over worked means. :D

[yaser]

Don't they ever grow up???? What am I saying. Of course they don't, I'm married to a helpless 48 year old.Dartgirl,I am sure you wanted to marry to a man like Humphrey Bogard or John wayne..Sorry, to we disapponited you....we are not film characters..we are real human beings..But we need you more than you expected...

[MCat]

Many years ago I had a patient with crotch critters, I had asked the doc for something to treat them. Well he never wrote an order for any medicine.


The next morning when he came in he didn't think it was amusing at all to find one of them taped to the front of the chart with a note saying "can I go home with you?" :whee: Got in trouble over that one! :D

Oh Shiane...you must be a hoot to work with :D

[Shiane]

Oh Shiane...you must be a hoot to work with :D

;) Life is too short and serious, gotta have fun every chance you can!

[russellnfwtx]

:dl

[Norfolkdave]

:dl

What hijacking the thread then russel with a weak smiley:lmao :lmao :lmao

[turkish]

who is your hero??? my hero is Ron Jeremy.

[turkish]

lonely black and white male cat looking for sexy pussy cat, aaa who am i kidding, sexoholik turk looking for fu%k friend, interested??????:)

[S.E]

My older brother who has been fighting Hep C for the last 4yrs.When Drs. tell him to just give up..He pushes through each day and he continues to baffle the Drs. in South Carolina..Go Jim

[S.E]

It's been awhile since I've had phone sex,but I do find it hot

[turkish]

My older brother who has been fighting Hep C for the last 4yrs.When Drs. tell him to just give up..He pushes through each day and he continues to baffle the Drs. in South Carolina..Go Jim your brother has a will of a soldier, and from the deepest of my heart, hope he stays with you as long as you wish.

[kissiemybuttie]

My hero was my Dad....he suffered for 12 years with Diabeties...He fought well...and I am very proud of him...In the end it beat him...ate him alive...but he never complained...a great man!!! Miss him dearly!!! Love ya Dad!!!!

[Annie]

My Grandfather was my substitute father. Whenever he would talk with me I was the most important person in the world to him. He always made the time for me... he al;ways made the time for everyone.

[Sandy]

our military,

[Traxster]

It's been awhile since I've had phone sex,but I do find it hot

seems like that would make a mess of the receiver....:lmao

[kissiemybuttie]

our military,




What about the wives?????

[Sandy]

honey everybody, wives kids all of it.













What about the wives?????

[Wet Beaver]

seems like that would make a mess of the receiver....:lmao


listance to him...he has lots of experenice on that subject....:na

[Traxster]

listance to him...he has lots of experenice on that subject....:na

ya just gonna get smacked ya hear me...lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!:na :lmao

[lonelywood2]

Grrr been almost a week since my wife and I have made love, I know to some of you that may not be all that long but it feels like a lifetime. We normally make love every couple of days or so but nothing has been going on this week! She always wants time to herself and she just basically never wants to touch me anymore.. Getting so sexually frustrated! Just really pisses me off

i've gone months with out it. hell if i could get sex once a week i would be happy.

[Wet Beaver]

ya just gonna get smacked ya hear me...lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!:na :lmao

by who?? you???.............:lmao

[Traxster]

by who?? you???.............:lmao

Yup..........ya know your scaried!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

[Wet Beaver]

Yup..........ya know your scaried!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D


nope.....i got pics of you and trev in drag to stop ya........:na









can ya spell blackmail???:lmao

[Traxster]

nope.....i got pics of you and trev in drag to stop ya........:na









can ya spell blackmail???:lmao

ya know i looked damn good hun!!!!!!

jealous???????????????:na

[Wet Beaver]

ya know i looked damn good hun!!!!!!

jealous???????????????:na

it is amazing...when you wear panties....no one would know you have a penis stuff in there....how did you do that......

[Traxster]

it is amazing...when you wear panties....no one would know you have a penis stuff in there....how did you do that......

tied it around my waist.looked like a belt....:na

[Wet Beaver]

tied it around my waist.looked like a belt....:na


wow your foreskin is that big.....it must be a bummer for ya.....:na

[Traxster]

wow your foreskin is that big.....it must be a bummer for ya.....:na

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now i have no answer to that....:lmao I might just slap ya with it!!!

[turkish]

what would you want to know?.

[yaser]

what would you want to know?.What do you think about me..?

[yaser]

My wife fought with cancer in a brave way.. never complained why she was....

[hoss]

my dad.....a honored WWII soldier,wounded in france..a hardworking man who always provided for his family..a man who held his character and morals in the highest regard.
a man who for 10 years looked after my mom as she fought a illness that eventually took her life...my dad,has been and always will be my hero.....

[Misty]

My husband :D









he has to live with me :D:D:D

[yaser]

My husband :D








he has to live with me :D:D:D
You..because you always tell the truth..

[yaser]

my dad.....a honored WWII soldier,wounded in france..a hardworking man who always provided for his family..a man who held his character and morals in the highest regard.
a man who for 10 years looked after my mom as she fought a illness that eventually took her life...my dad,has been and always will be my hero.....Now it is clear why you are so noble..Momma is a lucky girl..

[cherokeered]

what goes on in the head of our elected officials...providing there was something there to read...



Cherokee..please dont read mine...it would damage u beyond repair....:whee: :sc

[yaser]

what goes on in the head of our elected officials...providing there was something there to read...



Cherokee..please dont read mine...it would damage u beyond repair....:whee: :scCherokee you can read everybody's mind you cannot read a politician's mind because they written always in a different language..

[Norfolkdave]

i've gone months with out it. hell if i could get sex once a week i would be happy.

LOL man then you couldnt get by like me, no sex for years:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

lonely black and white male cat looking for sexy pussy cat, aaa who am i kidding, sexoholik turk looking for fu%k friend, interested??????:)

Hello Turkish welcome to the site, we are talking real pussy cats here:lmao No toms please

[Norfolkdave]

LOL be nice to see what makes us tick...:lmao :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

my dad.....a honored WWII soldier,wounded in france..a hardworking man who always provided for his family..a man who held his character and morals in the highest regard.
a man who for 10 years looked after my mom as she fought a illness that eventually took her life...my dad,has been and always will be my hero.....

I take my hat off to you, you do have a nice side but I knew that anyway.. well said Sir well said.

[Norfolkdave]

I never knew my real father my mother kept secrets of him until 1980, then I packed in as much as I could, he came to England to see me from the states twice, and sadly he died 1992, I was heartbroken, my hero died.

[yaser]

Mom was my hero.Dad died in 1954 and she raised all of the children alone in difficult conditions and never married again..

[turkish]

I never knew my real father my mother kept secrets of him until 1980, then I packed in as much as I could, he came to England to see me from the states twice, and sadly he died 1992, I was heartbroken, my hero died. in a way heros never die odin, he's still your hero

[Norfolkdave]

in a way heros never die odin, he's still your hero

Your right my friend, sometimes I look into the clouds and see his old face and the sentimental side of me like now brings a tear and ump to my throat, I do miss him badly.

[turkish]

Your right my friend, sometimes I look into the clouds and see his old face and the sentimental side of me like now brings a tear and ump to my throat, I do miss him badly. remember my friend, the body is just a vehicle, transportating the soul, it's what's inside that always lives

[yaser]

Your right my friend, sometimes I look into the clouds and see his old face and the sentimental side of me like now brings a tear and ump to my throat, I do miss him badly.Dave heros live in our hearts not somewhere else..look into your heart not out..

[Norfolkdave]

Dave heros live in our hearts not somewhere else..look into your heart not out..

LOL I know I have a big heart and an old softy really ( dont tell Hoss that) hell yasar my bottom lip is treming now,:wa:

[Norfolkdave]

remember my friend, the body is just a vehicle, transportating the soul, it's what's inside that always lives

I really wish I could believe thatbut I so sceptical.

[yaser]

LOL I know I have a big heart and an old softy really ( dont tell Hoss that) hell yasar my bottom lip is treming now,:wa:I know Dave you have a very big heart that you can take the whole earth into it..

[Norfolkdave]

I know Dave you have a very big heart that you can take the whole earth into it..

You hit the nail right on the head, I suppose its because I am a easy going guy, I try to look the big I am type of guy, naturally Im protective to those I consider my friends.

[turkish]

I really wish I could believe thatbut I so sceptical. i like to think of it this way my friend, i feel that the mind in a way is the soul, when your body is hurt it heals, when your mind(soul) gets hurt it stays. when your body is sleeping, your minds not,thus dreams happen. so no matter how dead my body is, my soul will never sleep...

[yaser]

You hit the nail right on the head, I suppose its because I am a easy going guy, I try to look the big I am type of guy, naturally Im protective to those I consider my friends.I know it Dave..look forward to meeting you if I come to England...You are precious man I have vere met..

[Norfolkdave]

I know it Dave..look forward to meeting you if I come to England...You are precious man I have vere met..

Well thankyou my friend, and if ever you come to Enland I will welcome you like a brother.:wa:

[yaser]

Well thankyou my friend, and if ever you come to Enland I will welcome you like a brother.:wa:Thank you Dave I am sure of it..

[Norfolkdave]

i like to think of it this way my friend, i feel that the mind in a way is the soul, when your body is hurt it heals, when your mind(soul) gets hurt it stays. when your body is sleeping, your minds not,thus dreams happen. so no matter how dead my body is, my soul will never sleep...

I agree thats a lovely way to look at life as we sort of know it, its the unkown that is the frighten aspect of any life. And as I creep nearer the calling naturally Im fightening it, Im really scared of dying and Im not ashamed no matter how old I am of admitting that, is there life out there, will I meet my parents, Id like to think so but as said Im wary.

[Sandy]

his name is cowboy, sadly we lost him a little over a year ago, marks brother, a good man, with a heart the size of texas

[turkish]

I agree thats a lovely way to look at life as we sort of know it, its the unkown that is the frighten aspect of any life. And as I creep nearer the calling naturally Im fightening it, Im really scared of dying and Im not ashamed no matter how old I am of admitting that, is there life out there, will I meet my parents, Id like to think so but as said Im wary. can't blame you friend, we are only human, i guess thats when faith kicks in

[Norfolkdave]

can't blame you friend, we are only human, i guess thats when faith kicks in

Although I live in Englands Nazereth Villiage and my wife works with nuns I have never been to church to pray but I have been in the shrine lighting candles for people on here and saying little prayers but thats as far as my faith extends.

[turkish]

Although I live in Englands Nazereth Villiage and my wife works with nuns I have never been to church to pray but I have been in the shrine lighting candles for people on here and saying little prayers but thats as far as my faith extends. you know same thing applys to me, i would like to focus on my religion more but times are so busy, although that's not an excuss it's true. also our holy day is friday, in canada that's considered pay-day.:):):)

[Norfolkdave]

you know same thing applys to me, i would like to focus on my religion more but times are so busy, although that's not an excuss it's true. also our holy day is friday, in canada that's considered pay-day.:):):)

Our villige is Walsingham, if you hit www.walsingham (http://www.walsingham) you will see the neauty of it and the shrine and more besides LOL chris,s holyday is Thursday, mine is Tuesday and Wednesday.:wa: