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Zpanther
08-19-2006, 06:25 PM
I meant I have never been full on one on one with a woman hunny....I've dabbled but never gone all the way LOL. (KISSES)

Uh...... hope Beaver doesn't read this. We'll never hear from Sensual Angel again.

SensualAngel
08-19-2006, 06:40 PM
Personally, I think most guys are t & a type of guys, but um....the whole sensitive guy thing, now that is a total turn on....Cuz when a guy is doing stuff to pleasure you because he thinks you are sensually/sexually attractive, that's when it feels the absolute best...Besides, when you have some sort of connection, for me, that makes me able to be expressive, open minded and a total giver of pleasure which seems to make the guy even hotter!!! I have umm...larger ladies but I think they are one of my best assets and because I have the confidence in them and myself, well, let's just say, if a guy can appreciate me for who I am, then my assets are just pleasure tools to ignite the fire! (But that's an opinion)

SensualAngel
08-19-2006, 06:47 PM
My hero....I don't think I have one....but I would have to say, if I had to pick it would be my two beautiful children. Although I don't idolize them as in a hero type of way, they have come so far and worked so hard to get to where they are now. Everyday they are learning new things, working tirelessly at life and just building so much. I see their efforts, their pains, their triumphs and I think every moment is precious. They have been battling Autism all of their little lives and everytime I see something new emerge It takes my heart away. They are also the most unconditionally loving people I know and they truly have that innocence that is rare. So although they are not necessarily hero's for me, they have captivated my life entirely. They are like two horses running side by side free and beautiful....their true essence....Spirit.

russellnfwtx
08-19-2006, 07:59 PM
Ditto what angel says....have oil, will travel.....for ladies only.....:55

Annie
08-19-2006, 08:04 PM
Shiane's thread "The Classifieds" gave me an idea... I always have fun reading the Personal Ads in the newspaper. Here's a spot where you can tell us all about yourself and a little something about what you want in your perfect mate.

Hertsm
08-19-2006, 08:06 PM
Hi,

Just north of london, 50, love to give/receive pleasure with right woman. New to the site

Deestarr

SensualAngel
08-19-2006, 08:25 PM
See my ad in the classifieds lol....

SensualAngel
08-19-2006, 08:26 PM
LOL, geez Russell....maybe we should hook up lol...Ya know, massage oil is nice, but personally, I like the stuff that gets all warm and tingly when you blow on it.

Nyc_45
08-19-2006, 09:27 PM
love to nibble til a girls toes curl

cherokeered
08-19-2006, 10:31 PM
Hi,

Just north of london, 50, love to give/receive pleasure with right woman. New to the site

Deestarr

Hey hun....welcome to the site...hope ya have some fun....


Cherokee....:wa:

SensualAngel
08-19-2006, 11:11 PM
Since I have never had to pursue a gorgeous woman in my life, I guess the only thing I can offer is to be confident and be yourself. Seriously, people are more confident when they are themselves because you are comfortable in your own skin. Other than that, act nonchalant about it, because really, the worst thing she'll do is reject you and as long as you can handle that, it can't really be all that bad... I mean you've just seen her it's not like you know her and she can hurt you...so I guess what I'm saying is approach it like, the best case scenario, she'll decide to chat with me...worst case she won't and if that's the case, it's her loss.

Nyc_45
08-19-2006, 11:14 PM
Hey Angel Where do me and my tongue sign-up:knuddel: Wanted: Someone with a decent sense of humour who can do the following:


1. Please kill the spider in the corner...I hate spiders.

2. Please be very orally fixated...Kisses are not optional!
3. Please be tolerant and understanding, I will need to explore your body for awhile to find out what you like and therefore, it could take hours.

4. Your hygienic skills need to be on the up and up!!! I have all my own teeth and, everything about me is real!

5. Must be willing to experiment...I personally think the concept of tonguing is a great thing, but that's me.

Anyways, please reply if you can accept the above terms.

Giveaway: Free massages for the above qualified candidate...comes complete with massage oil and of course a warm naked body to cover you entirely with rubs, licks and kisses.

Thank you for your consideration. Notice how this is not gender specific...although I am only curious...I've never played in the major leagues.

flamengo130
08-19-2006, 11:54 PM
50's Utah Couple. Trim. Fit. She works mgt. He is retired. Enjoy the simple things in life like...las vegas, hawaii, fta

Cotties
08-20-2006, 12:13 AM
Cotties ....I can be nice if you trick me into it...blue eyes, 6foot 1, a sexy beer belly, I often run out of cash so willing to recieve money transaction for services rendered and privacy secured..also I can fake meaningful cyber sex and dirty talk.

Cotties
08-20-2006, 12:15 AM
I tried selling myself here before in a thread and I didn't see any offers from you..:sc Shiane's thread "The Classifieds" gave me an idea... I always have fun reading the Personal Ads in the newspaper. Here's a spot where you can tell us all about yourself and a little something about what you want in your perfect mate.Lena did apply but she wanted to go for the job of boss

Annie
08-20-2006, 12:20 AM
I tried selling myself here before in a thread and I didn't see any offers from you..:sc Lena did apply but she wanted to go for the job of boss
I remember posting an "Invitation" to you on one of these threads and I got no response from you. Funny how things work out huh?

Cotties
08-20-2006, 12:24 AM
Damn it...you ladies are lovely but when the word hero pops up, women always have to think of family members because they make them feel strong...

but I want to hear more reasons like the chick they saw in a porn movie when she was 18. Maybe the girl from this months centre fold. Debbie Harry could be a good one too. What about Daisy Duke....so many great role models for women that enspire sexual thoughts..

maybe tell us a family hero and a a women who you looked up to at one stage in your life..like wonderwomen

Cotties
08-20-2006, 12:27 AM
so what are you offering to potentially interested men....;) I remember posting an "Invitation" to you on one of these threads and I got no response from you. Funny how things work out huh?

Annie
08-20-2006, 12:28 AM
so what are you offering to potentially interested men....;)
Well I don't remember posting my personal ad yet...

Annie
08-20-2006, 12:32 AM
Damn it...you ladies are lovely but when the word hero pops up, women always have to think of family members because they make them feel strong...

but I want to hear more reasons like the chick they saw in a porn movie when she was 18. Maybe the girl from this months centre fold. Debbie Harry could be a good one too. What about Daisy Duke....so many great role models for women that enspire sexual thoughts..

maybe tell us a family hero and a a women who you looked up to at one stage in your life..like wonderwomen
Well since you put it that way I'd have to say the 1960's super model Twiggy for being the very first flat chested super model to make anorexia beautiful... she was a woman ahead of her times! Oh and did she set the bar high!!

Trev
08-20-2006, 12:35 AM
I would say that I don't have a hero. I have role models but there's not one who I would call a hero to me. I would rather have many role models and friends then one hero.

Zpanther
08-20-2006, 12:40 AM
Well I don't remember posting my personal ad yet...

That's not a good sign...... they say the memory is the first thing to go.

SensualAngel
08-20-2006, 12:42 AM
....takes out notepad and paper....okay, now let's see....your name...your bio info....your phone number...okay so how soon can you fly out to see me?

coacht711
08-20-2006, 12:43 AM
Now why do men find mothers to be interesting?hi i am tony m/44/italian/5/9/195/bl/eyes/ur mostly experienced

Annie
08-20-2006, 12:44 AM
That's not a good sign...... they say the memory is the first thing to go.
You're right... but the sarcasm hangs in there long after the memory is gone.

SensualAngel
08-20-2006, 12:52 AM
Trev, I was wondering where you disappeared too! It's nice to see ya hun! And I agree w/your statement on hero's....I have a lot of role models too.


:kk

Trev
08-20-2006, 12:55 AM
Trev, I was wondering where you disappeared too! It's nice to see ya hun! And I agree w/your statement on hero's....I have a lot of role models too.


:kk

had a computer problem and had to restart.

I had to really sit and think about the hero thing for awhile. I was asked that awhile back in an interview and I'm sure I had a stun look on my face because I have never thought of anyone as my hero.

coacht711
08-20-2006, 12:57 AM
Shiane's thread "The Classifieds" gave me an idea... I always have fun reading the Personal Ads in the newspaper. Here's a spot where you can tell us all about yourself and a little something about what you want in your perfect mate.i am tony/m5;9/190/bl/eyed/italian/u

coacht711
08-20-2006, 12:58 AM
so what are you offering to potentially interested men....;)m/5;9/190/bl/eyed/italian

coacht711
08-20-2006, 12:59 AM
new here did u get it

coacht711
08-20-2006, 01:00 AM
hi

Annie
08-20-2006, 01:01 AM
m/5;9/190/bl/eyed/italian
Coach... best not to flirt with Cotties. Cotties is a male. See that's one good reason why it's best to take your time to get to know us first!!

Cotties
08-20-2006, 01:12 AM
I hope as a kid super man was a hero to you and not a close friend:sc ..


What about Billy Ray Cyrus?
had a computer problem and had to restart.

I had to really sit and think about the hero thing for awhile. I was asked that awhile back in an interview and I'm sure I had a stun look on my face because I have never thought of anyone as my hero.

Zpanther
08-20-2006, 01:13 AM
had a computer problem and had to restart.

I had to really sit and think about the hero thing for awhile. I was asked that awhile back in an interview and I'm sure I had a stun look on my face because I have never thought of anyone as my hero.

That was a good comment Trev. I guess I'm kind of the same way. I DO respect a lot of people for what they've done, but I also am reminded they put their pants (or panties) on just like everyone else.

Cotties
08-20-2006, 01:13 AM
Damn it... you get jealous so quick... Coach... best not to flirt with Cotties. Cotties is a male. See that's one good reason why it's best to take your time to get to know us first!!Italian men are o.k .... I really liked that rocky 2 movie when he won

Trev
08-20-2006, 01:14 AM
I hope as a kid super man was a hero to you and not a cose friend:sc ..


What about Billy Ray Cyrus?


:sc I wonder about you sometimes cotties.

Zpanther
08-20-2006, 01:15 AM
Damn it... you get jealous so quick... Italian men are o.k .... I really liked that rocky 2 movie when he won

That doesn't surprise me.

Cotties
08-20-2006, 01:15 AM
a bit clinical there coach...tell em what you like or the size of your manhood....m/5;9/190/bl/eyed/italianwomen have never been so great with numbers

cherokeered
08-20-2006, 01:16 AM
:sc I wonder about you sometimes cotties.

Only sometimes huh?


Cherokee...wonders and worries all the time...how the hell does he know Billy Ray Cyrus....

Zpanther
08-20-2006, 01:16 AM
a bit clinical there coach...tell em what you like or the size of your manhood....women have never been so great with numbers

Might work for him...... but won't work for you.

Annie
08-20-2006, 01:17 AM
Cotties ....I can be nice if you trick me into it...blue eyes, 6foot 1, a sexy beer belly, I often run out of cash so willing to recieve money transaction for services rendered and privacy secured..also I can fake meaningful cyber sex and dirty talk.
You never told us what you were looking for!

cherokeered
08-20-2006, 01:18 AM
had a computer problem and had to restart.

I had to really sit and think about the hero thing for awhile. I was asked that awhile back in an interview and I'm sure I had a stun look on my face because I have never thought of anyone as my hero.

Thats what ya get for messing with a redhead..lol


Cherokee....;)

Trev
08-20-2006, 01:18 AM
Only sometimes huh?


Cherokee...wonders and worries all the time...how the hell does he know Billy Ray Cyrus....

I was trying to be nice for a change. :D

Maybe he watches the new show that he's in. :sc

Zpanther
08-20-2006, 01:18 AM
Only sometimes huh?


Cherokee...wonders and worries all the time...how the hell does he know Billy Ray Cyrus....

Cotties is a bit complicated...... one of those guys that marches to his own drummer.... and that's not necessarily a bad thing.

Zpanther
08-20-2006, 01:19 AM
You never told us what you were looking for!

Be careful!



I think he's lookin' for a sexy short girl in Chicago.

Trev
08-20-2006, 01:19 AM
Thats what ya get for messing with a redhead..lol


Cherokee....;)




I kicked the plug and it shut down. I was laughing at the redhead. :D

Zpanther
08-20-2006, 01:20 AM
Thats what ya get for messing with a redhead..lol


Cherokee....;)




Which one? Cher or Red?

cherokeered
08-20-2006, 01:21 AM
Cotties is a bit complicated...... one of those guys that marches to his own drummer.... and that's not necessarily a bad thing.

Well no it isnt....but he keeps tripping along away.....:D


Cherokee....wonders if its the fact he has two left feet.....:lmao

Cotties
08-20-2006, 01:21 AM
When I first read the tit;e of this thread, I thought about it and had a clear blank...a hero is a fantasy man ...for a man to be infactuated with another man is looked down upon by his peers. So as teenagers and children its great to start developing independent role models..[pics on the wall, records, sporting hero's, atc]...so what I did to answer the thread was think of people who I once thought I would like to be like...its to late to think that way because I am who I am now and know it..That was a good comment Trev. I guess I'm kind of the same way. I DO respect a lot of people for what they've done, but I also am reminded they put their pants (or panties) on just like everyone else.damn it...I'll say it...I wanted to be Mr T at one stage of my life..not Face or Hannibal

Cotties
08-20-2006, 01:24 AM
That was one of the most romantic scenes I've ever seen a man do...at the end when he won and was calling for his wife in tears...Adrian Adrian!!!!!!!!That doesn't surprise me.I so bady wanted to go out and beat up some kid and call out my girlsfriends name..

wow my brain doesn't work to well on weekends

Trev
08-20-2006, 01:24 AM
When I first read the tit;e of this thread, I thought about it and had a clear blank...a hero is a fantasy man ...for a man to be infactuated with another man is looked down upon by his peers. So as teenagers and children its great to start developing independent role models..[pics on the wall, records, sporting hero's, atc]...so what I did to answer the thread was think of people who I once thought I would like to be like...its to late to think that way because I am who I am now and know it..damn it...I'll say it...I wanted to be Mr T at one stage of my life..not Face or Hannibal

whoever said that a hero had to be a man? I just don't think that there is one person who I could say is a true hero to me. Sure there's lots of people who have helped me along the way but not one who I thought was a true hero.

You can always live a dream and still be Mr I, all washed up and out of work. :D

Trev
08-20-2006, 01:25 AM
That was one of the most romantic scenes I've ever seen a man do...at the end when he won and was calling for his wife in tears...Adrian Adrian!!!!!!!!I so bady wanted to go out and beat up some kid and call out my girlsfriends name..

wow my brain doesn't work to well on weekends

and that's any different then any other day?:sc

Zpanther
08-20-2006, 01:26 AM
When I first read the tit;e of this thread, I thought about it and had a clear blank...a hero is a fantasy man ...for a man to be infactuated with another man is looked down upon by his peers. So as teenagers and children its great to start developing independent role models..[pics on the wall, records, sporting hero's, atc]...so what I did to answer the thread was think of people who I once thought I would like to be like...its to late to think that way because I am who I am now and know it..damn it...I'll say it...I wanted to be Mr T at one stage of my life..not Face or Hannibal

No problem.... as long as you don't want to be like the Panther.




...... and why would you want to do that?

Cotties
08-20-2006, 01:27 AM
thats it...I've decided you guys are mean...


I go off and try to give some hero advise and you guys go teasing me....
Cotties is a bit complicated...... one of those guys that marches to his own drummer.... and that's not necessarily a bad thing.if I was Mr T you wouldn't tease me like that

Trev
08-20-2006, 01:29 AM
thats it...I've decided you guys are mean...


I go off and try to give some hero advise and you guys go teasing me....
if I was Mr T you wouldn't tease me like that

If you were Mr T we would just laugh. Didn't he stop wearing all them chains because he now has a neck problem? hmmmm

SensualAngel
08-20-2006, 01:29 AM
I think a hero comes out of everyone at some point in your life. It's that part of you that will react and do what needs to be done no matter what the cost or consequence for someone else when you really need too. I guess that means that there is a point where you will act completely selflessly in order to help or assist another.

Cotties
08-20-2006, 01:30 AM
yeah..I hear those girls give it up after about 10, 000 posts...all I want is a picture of Annies golden body... I hear its in some good shape as well..Be careful!



I think he's lookin' for a sexy short girl in Chicago.

Zpanther
08-20-2006, 01:32 AM
yeah..I hear those girls give it up after about 10, 000 posts...all I want is a picture of Annies golden body... I hear its in some good shape as well..

She said I could tell ya when you get to 10,000.

Cotties
08-20-2006, 01:33 AM
I wanted to be Laverne and Shirley until my dad slapped me and said I couldn't be bothwhoever said that a hero had to be a man? I just don't think that there is one person who I could say is a true hero to me. Sure there's lots of people who have helped me along the way but not one who I thought was a true hero.

You can always live a dream and still be Mr I, all washed up and out of work. :D

Zpanther
08-20-2006, 01:33 AM
thats it...I've decided you guys are mean...


I go off and try to give some hero advise and you guys go teasing me....
if I was Mr T you wouldn't tease me like that


Sure we would..... if you lived as far away as Thailand.

Cotties
08-20-2006, 01:43 AM
Damn it...again...that means I'll have to start blabbering on with Hoss and Dave even more:sc She said I could tell ya when you get to 10,000.

Cotties
08-20-2006, 01:53 AM
I'd say he would send his army of Mr T's... He has a loyal fan club I bet with lots of jewellerySure we would..... if you lived as far away as Thailand.

Rooboy
08-20-2006, 01:55 AM
rooboy... woohoo..:55 :D

Zpanther
08-20-2006, 01:57 AM
I think a hero comes out of everyone at some point in your life. It's that part of you that will react and do what needs to be done no matter what the cost or consequence for someone else when you really need too. I guess that means that there is a point where you will act completely selflessly in order to help or assist another.

It's more a matter of timing. There are thousands of people that would do just as the 'heros' do if they were in the right time and place.... and then there are the 'heros' that weren't there at all, but someone in the press glamorized them.

spare_change
08-20-2006, 02:11 AM
I think a hero comes out of everyone at some point in your life. It's that part of you that will react and do what needs to be done no matter what the cost or consequence for someone else when you really need too. I guess that means that there is a point where you will act completely selflessly in order to help or assist another.

In 1968, I was in Nha Trang,VN --- waiting on a chopper to take me up to DaNang. They came in way late -- it seems that they had taken small arms fire on the way in --- a bullet struck a phosphorus flare inside the chopper and it ignited. It was going to explode and bring down the chopper, but one of the crewman threw himself on it -- and rolled out the door from about 300 feet. An amazing act of selflessness.

I heard later that the crewman actually survived, despite horrendous phosphorous burns to his body, and a fall of 300 feet into the jungle. He was awarded the Congresonal Medal of Honor, I heard. I guess he qualifies as a hero.

Zpanther
08-20-2006, 02:14 AM
In 1968, I was in Nha Trang,VN --- waiting on a chopper to take me up to DaNang. They came in way late -- it seems that they had taken small arms fire on the way in --- a bullet struck a phosphorus flare inside the chopper and it ignited. It was going to explode and bring down the chopper, but one of the crewman threw himself on it -- and rolled out the door from about 300 feet. An amazing act of selflessness.

I heard later that the crewman actually survived, despite horrendous phosphorous burns to his body, and a fall of 300 feet into the jungle. He was awarded the Congresonal Medal of Honor, I heard. I guess he qualifies as a hero.

I would say so......and that's a good example of what I was talking about.

grizz01
08-20-2006, 03:03 AM
Hi best put my cards on the table too then, 29 male 5'11" short brown hair, blue eyes, athletic bulid, 8". looking for much more fun than im having now! lol

grizz01
08-20-2006, 03:16 AM
Wanted: Someone with a decent sense of humour who can do the following:


1. Please kill the spider in the corner...I hate spiders.

2. Please be very orally fixated...Kisses are not optional!
3. Please be tolerant and understanding, I will need to explore your body for awhile to find out what you like and therefore, it could take hours.

4. Your hygienic skills need to be on the up and up!!! I have all my own teeth and, everything about me is real!

5. Must be willing to experiment...I personally think the concept of tonguing is a great thing, but that's me.

Anyways, please reply if you can accept the above terms.

Giveaway: Free massages for the above qualified candidate...comes complete with massage oil and of course a warm naked body to cover you entirely with rubs, licks and kisses.

Thank you for your consideration. Notice how this is not gender specific...although I am only curious...I've never played in the major leagues.

Reply to ad: Think ur search may be over! terms accepted, surprised that was all you were asking for really! we can always make up some new ones huh ;)

Norfolkdave
08-20-2006, 05:02 AM
Damn it...again...that means I'll have to start blabbering on with Hoss and Dave even more:sc

You can blabber as much as you like, I,ll cock a deafin!:lmao

SensualAngel
08-20-2006, 09:36 AM
Yup!!! Those are starter terms...we'll see how you do and go from there....lol... you never know, I might be a little to sexual...

OnlY4Sum
08-20-2006, 09:51 AM
Ok, you have our application, there is also a co applicant. Male and female here appyling.



Wanted: Someone with a decent sense of humour who can do the following:


1. Please kill the spider in the corner...I hate spiders.

2. Please be very orally fixated...Kisses are not optional!
3. Please be tolerant and understanding, I will need to explore your body for awhile to find out what you like and therefore, it could take hours.

4. Your hygienic skills need to be on the up and up!!! I have all my own teeth and, everything about me is real!

5. Must be willing to experiment...I personally think the concept of tonguing is a great thing, but that's me.

Anyways, please reply if you can accept the above terms.

Giveaway: Free massages for the above qualified candidate...comes complete with massage oil and of course a warm naked body to cover you entirely with rubs, licks and kisses.

Thank you for your consideration. Notice how this is not gender specific...although I am only curious...I've never played in the major leagues.

russellnfwtx
08-20-2006, 09:52 AM
Somebody say sexual ???.......yikes !!!......:wa:

Feel the electricity.....or anything else that's available at the moment...

:kk

OnlY4Sum
08-20-2006, 10:08 AM
I think a hero comes out of everyone at some point in your life. It's that part of you that will react and do what needs to be done no matter what the cost or consequence for someone else when you really need too. I guess that means that there is a point where you will act completely selflessly in order to help or assist another.

Sounds like my requirment that I have to live up to everday with the asshole customer at work! :nu

OnlY4Sum
08-20-2006, 10:09 AM
My hero is my Mother

G...G
08-20-2006, 11:40 AM
my hero is my son

Norfolkdave
08-20-2006, 12:39 PM
For Sale.............One computer 256 mg of ram, DVD Drive, 52 speed CD Windows XP Keyboard 19" monitor surround Sound.............Genuine UK offer Buyer collects £140

hoss
08-20-2006, 03:02 PM
For Sale.............One computer 256 mg of ram, DVD Drive, 52 speed CD Windows XP Keyboard 19" monitor surround Sound.............Genuine UK offer Buyer collects £140

umm....i hope u wiped the keyboard off....:sc

hoss
08-20-2006, 03:10 PM
44 y/o male..5'10,175 lbs,long beautiful hair,tight ass and only one sock stuffed in boxers....open minded,egotistical and arrogant,loud and obnoxious...witty with a warped sense of humor....I have a tendicy to piss people off ......and have been told i don't know when to keep my mouth shut...

i am a computer widow.....

OnlY4Sum
08-20-2006, 03:11 PM
umm....i hope u wiped the keyboard off....:sc

:lmao :lmao

Sunfiresix
08-20-2006, 03:13 PM
Just an old guy searcin for some enjoyment from the fairer sex, Moderately good looking, almost in shape and always tryin to please. Just lookin for you....

Penny
08-20-2006, 03:45 PM
Smart lady

SensualAngel
08-20-2006, 06:26 PM
Hmmm.....guy and girl eh? Well, can I check things out w/the girl for a bit first? Then again, I might need some back up incase I can't quite get it right seeing as how it would be my first time w/a woman.....send your complete application to letsgetdirtytonight@69email.com



LOL!!!!! HUGS!

SensualAngel
08-20-2006, 08:38 PM
Phone sex is all good with someone you can really relate too...I think it's intense no matter how it goes cuz usually it's pretty spontaneous and it's definately a way to express your desires verbally....it definately builds that whole hearing sense a whole lot...and I don't know about everyone else but when I get to hear my partner loose control that drives me crazy! That will always trigger me and the best part is that when you are in person w/that person, you know the moans, the sensations, the tantilization..mmmhmmmmm.

Norfolkdave
08-21-2006, 04:04 AM
umm....i hope u wiped the keyboard off....:sc

LOl NO it gives it added appeal:lmao

Cotties
08-21-2006, 04:22 AM
damn it...I don't see no women throwing themselves into the market..I thought that guys eight inches might have gotten a few enquiries:sc

tiger50
08-21-2006, 04:24 AM
44 y/o male..5'10,175 lbs,long beautiful hair,tight ass and only one sock stuffed in boxers....open minded,egotistical and arrogant,loud and obnoxious...witty with a warped sense of humor....I have a tendicy to piss people off ......and have been told i don't know when to keep my mouth shut...

i am a computer widow.....

rejected..fark.. even rooboy sonds betta than that.... next ad pleez...:D

Norfolkdave
08-21-2006, 04:29 AM
59 y/o male..5'11,180 lbs,bald blonde hair,firm ass and No socks stuffed in boxers....open minded,warm character and personality but sometimes arrogant,loud and obnoxious...witty with a dirty sense of humor....I have a tendicy to piss people off ......and have been told i don't know when to keep my mouth shut...

i am a computer genius.....:lmao

tiger50
08-21-2006, 04:39 AM
59 y/o male..5'11,180 lbs,bald blonde hair,firm ass and No socks stuffed in boxers....open minded,warm character and personality but sometimes arrogant,loud and obnoxious...witty with a dirty sense of humor....I have a tendicy to piss people off ......and have been told i don't know when to keep my mouth shut...

i am a computer genius.....:lmao

computer genius..... NEXT...:D

Cotties
08-21-2006, 04:41 AM
why don't you try and sell Cher's ass on this thread...you might make yourself a few bucks and a few new friendsrejected..fark.. even rooboy sonds betta than that.... next ad pleez...:D

tiger50
08-21-2006, 04:43 AM
cute lovable ozzie... free to a good home.. make a great lapdog... but he dus have a lickalot fetish...oh yeh and a humpalot fetish.. :whee:

Cotties
08-21-2006, 04:43 AM
Rooboy...cannot be toilet trained...free to any home or will swap for any old hub cap

tiger50
08-21-2006, 04:49 AM
Rooboy...cannot be toilet trained...free to any home or will swap for any old hub cap

yeh wudnt mind a 1978 torana hubcap.... :D

cherokeered
08-21-2006, 05:03 AM
cute lovable ozzie... free to a good home.. make a great lapdog... but he dus have a lickalot fetish...oh yeh and a humpalot fetish.. :whee:


Free huh?......

Cotties
08-21-2006, 05:12 AM
I kind of have the Cartwright brothers from Bonanza as Z.P hero's

Cotties
08-21-2006, 05:14 AM
Maybe Hogan for Spare from Hogans hero's or Col Clink

Norfolkdave
08-21-2006, 05:15 AM
Maybe Hogan for Spare from Hogans hero's or Col Clink

Heh heh heh not Hoss then!:D :D

Cotties
08-21-2006, 05:15 AM
great choice In 1968, I was in Nha Trang,VN --- waiting on a chopper to take me up to DaNang. They came in way late -- it seems that they had taken small arms fire on the way in --- a bullet struck a phosphorus flare inside the chopper and it ignited. It was going to explode and bring down the chopper, but one of the crewman threw himself on it -- and rolled out the door from about 300 feet. An amazing act of selflessness.

I heard later that the crewman actually survived, despite horrendous phosphorous burns to his body, and a fall of 300 feet into the jungle. He was awarded the Congresonal Medal of Honor, I heard. I guess he qualifies as a hero.

Cotties
08-21-2006, 05:16 AM
Jethro for Barkiss from the Beverly Hill Billy's

Cotties
08-21-2006, 05:17 AM
Dave gets Dad's Army as his hero's

Cotties
08-21-2006, 05:20 AM
Tiger gets the entire Partridge Family

Cotties
08-21-2006, 05:21 AM
Well cher gets Cher in her comeback on the U.S battle ship gun turrets

cherokeered
08-21-2006, 05:23 AM
never had a hero...or thought about it...


Today...I would say anyone in the military, police, firefighter, doctor, nursing,teaching fields...and anyone who gives their time to others...without expecting something in return....


Just to name a few....

Cherokee...heroes are around u everyday...you just have to look....;) :kk

Cotties
08-21-2006, 05:23 AM
what...you thought you found gold:sc Free huh?......

tiger50
08-21-2006, 05:38 AM
Free huh?......

mm wud u prefer ta pay??? :sc

cherokeered
08-21-2006, 05:42 AM
mm wud u prefer ta pay??? :sc

no...:nu


Cherokee....wasnt aware it was being advertised....:whee:

tiger50
08-21-2006, 05:44 AM
never had a hero...or thought about it...


Today...I would say anyone in the military, police, firefighter, doctor, nursing,teaching fields...and anyone who gives their time to others...without expecting something in return....


Just to name a few....

Cherokee...heroes are around u everyday...you just have to look....;) :kk

yep thats a good call baby.. if the shit hits the fan most us would be...
yeh i wud give my life to push a kid out of the way of a car... think we all wud..
its in all of us... :sc

Into_it@Denver
08-21-2006, 10:29 AM
I love Pleasing all women, I love seeing the pleasure on their face and hearing them moan....MMMmmmMMMmm

Norfolkdave
08-21-2006, 10:32 AM
I love Pleasing all women, I love seeing the pleasure on their face and hearing them moan....MMMmmmMMMmm

OH I do that all the time, the sight of money and a smile always works.:wa: nourishment is better than punishment:lmao

Into_it@Denver
08-21-2006, 10:40 AM
lol....lol...lol

hoss
08-21-2006, 07:29 PM
rejected..fark.. even rooboy sonds betta than that.... next ad pleez...:D

who wants a tigger or a roo...when they can have a hoss...

Hoss is a professional wrestling term. It is slang for a professional wrestler with little talent and poor workrate, and often not much charisma. Hosses are disliked by the smark community. They are hired mainly for their SIZE. Some model hosses are Matt Morgan, Tyson Tomko, and Gene Snitsky.

Cotties
08-22-2006, 04:52 AM
I reckon that Tiger Woods is up there.....

even if you don't care for golf....not a bad guy at all..

Annie
08-22-2006, 07:49 AM
I reckon that Tiger Woods is up there.....

even if you don't care for golf....not a bad guy at all..
Yeah Tiger is up there... but the real hero in that family was Earl, his father. Earl was a hero not only for the kind of father he was for Tiger, but for his lifetime of military service as well.

romantic54495
08-22-2006, 11:25 AM
I am! I gave this lots of thought and at 46 (YES, I LOOK YOUNG...lol) I want a chance at love and passion again. I won't get it in this marriage, and can't leave my kids, but, hey, I'd love the emotional attachment and love, even if I have to find a long term relationship outside of the marriage. We're adults and can be discreet. I'm long haired, petite, and ready for you. My ideal fantasy (flaws are allowed within this fantasy, as I certainly have flaws): prefer (not etched ins tone) lots of dark hair, love tall men (although I'm not tall), body type from six pack to a few pounds too much, and kind eyes or deep penetrating eyes. You don't love your wife anymore, but you can't leave her. You live within two hours of Stevens Point or don't mind traveling (I don't actually live in SP, but am giving a general area). You don't just want sex, but that's a part of it too, so you are d/d and do safe sex. If you want what I want, get back to me and let's see how it goes. This is hard for me. The only reason I can do this is because nobody knows who I am. (((Hugs))) to all the lonely people, men AND women (yes, I'm STRAIGHT as an arrow), but I'm touchy/feely.

spare_change
08-22-2006, 11:30 AM
Welcome, Romantic!! A displaced cheesehead here (northeast) - Colorado now -- hope you enjoy yourself here as much as we will enjoy having you visit.

romantic54495
08-22-2006, 11:31 AM
Hehe. I used to work in Classifieds at a big newspaper and actually had to HELP people write ads. Here's one I wrote that got a huge response. Oh, yeah. This one I wrote for ME. It was when I was divorced:
Pretty, perky, long haired woman--creative, risk-taker, fun-loving, will tease you, passionate with the right person. No one night stands, heavy drinkers or drug users. Looking for tall man with lots of nice hair (negotiable), good heart, wants more than sex, good sense of humor, caring, emotionally available.

I got over 100 responses in letters. Blew my mind. Met my future hub this way. It didn't work out to be a great marriage, but...ya know. Hey, I'm still looking for THAT kind of man...lol. Conatact me if you live in Wisconsin :)

Penny
08-22-2006, 03:32 PM
Welcome romantic :)

Sandy
08-22-2006, 03:33 PM
hi welcome to the site :wa:

Penny
08-22-2006, 03:39 PM
My husband has pretty much always been my hero.

G...G
08-22-2006, 04:41 PM
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww



My husband has pretty much always been my hero.

sweet
08-22-2006, 05:17 PM
My husband has pretty much always been my hero.

That's so sweet!!

spare_change
08-22-2006, 07:54 PM
My husband has pretty much always been my hero.


Spoken like a woman who:

a) knows her husbands reads her posts

and

b) wants to get laid tonight.

cherokeered
08-22-2006, 08:33 PM
I am! I gave this lots of thought and at 46 (YES, I LOOK YOUNG...lol) I want a chance at love and passion again. I won't get it in this marriage, and can't leave my kids, but, hey, I'd love the emotional attachment and love, even if I have to find a long term relationship outside of the marriage. We're adults and can be discreet. I'm long haired, petite, and ready for you. My ideal fantasy (flaws are allowed within this fantasy, as I certainly have flaws): prefer (not etched ins tone) lots of dark hair, love tall men (although I'm not tall), body type from six pack to a few pounds too much, and kind eyes or deep penetrating eyes. You don't love your wife anymore, but you can't leave her. You live within two hours of Stevens Point or don't mind traveling (I don't actually live in SP, but am giving a general area). You don't just want sex, but that's a part of it too, so you are d/d and do safe sex. If you want what I want, get back to me and let's see how it goes. This is hard for me. The only reason I can do this is because nobody knows who I am. (((Hugs))) to all the lonely people, men AND women (yes, I'm STRAIGHT as an arrow), but I'm touchy/feely.


Hey hun...welcome to the site..hope you have fun and enjoy yourself while getting to know all the wonderful people here....

Cherokee...:wa:

Southernman47
08-23-2006, 11:39 AM
Morning Everyone,

Anyone near or around the Calgary region?

matt1426
08-23-2006, 11:44 AM
:55sensual my phone number is 555-call-me-now

Jy
08-23-2006, 12:42 PM
Hey Southern! A pleasure to meet you! It's always a treat seeing another Canadian on board! Most of us are from Ontario, but there are a few westerners too. Hope you enjoy your time here!

guyohio30
08-23-2006, 01:36 PM
Hi new to this site an looking for any ladies around columbus?

OnlY4Sum
08-23-2006, 01:41 PM
Hi guy :wa: Hope you find what your looking for, either way, sit back,have a beer and enjoy yourself.

Sandy
08-23-2006, 01:42 PM
hi guy welcome to the site :wa:

guyohio30
08-23-2006, 01:43 PM
thanks will have a beer shortly pretty cool site feel pretty welcome already thanks.

OnlY4Sum
08-23-2006, 01:43 PM
Morning Everyone,

Anyone near or around the Calgary region?

Welcome aboard Southern, enjoy yourself.

Sandy
08-23-2006, 01:44 PM
hi southern, welcome to the site :wa:

OnlY4Sum
08-23-2006, 01:45 PM
Hey Southern! A pleasure to meet you! It's always a treat seeing another Canadian on board! Most of us are from Ontario, but there are a few westerners too. Hope you enjoy your time here!

Um..*cough* *cough*, there are also some east people here..

OnlY4Sum
08-23-2006, 01:46 PM
thanks will have a beer shortly pretty cool site feel pretty welcome already thanks.

that's what makes this site so great, old and new members

Southernman47
08-23-2006, 01:52 PM
East...West. What the hell. I guess we're all here for the same thing. Looks like we'll all have some fun.

Southernman47
08-23-2006, 01:58 PM
Hey Southern! A pleasure to meet you! It's always a treat seeing another Canadian on board! Most of us are from Ontario, but there are a few westerners too. Hope you enjoy your time here!

Which part of Ontario you from?

spare_change
08-23-2006, 02:07 PM
Welcome aboard -- fasten your seatbelt and enjoy a helluva ride !

CJSinIL
08-23-2006, 02:09 PM
I have a cell phone! :)

Penny
08-23-2006, 02:11 PM
Welcome :kk

Penny
08-23-2006, 02:12 PM
Welcome :kk

spare_change
08-23-2006, 02:14 PM
I have a cell phone! :)


Maybe you and Matt should call each other!

guyohio30
08-23-2006, 02:14 PM
thanks penny:wa:

CJSinIL
08-23-2006, 02:14 PM
Ummm no. It only recieves and or calls women. Its this new cool plan I have.

G...G
08-23-2006, 02:18 PM
I tried calling it 1-800-depends-undergarments and it was busy!!!

Spare must be trying to call you!! :D


Ummm no. It only recieves and or calls women. Its this new cool plan I have.

spare_change
08-23-2006, 02:19 PM
I tried phone sex once -- took me a week to clean that damn phone!

CJSinIL
08-23-2006, 02:20 PM
Keep trying, a line will open up.

Southernman47
08-23-2006, 02:29 PM
hi southern, welcome to the site :wa:

Thanks. Appreciate the response. How are things with you?

guyohio30
08-23-2006, 02:38 PM
lol i have tried it an like it as long as im not the only one talking hell i dont need a phone to talk to myself

matt1426
08-24-2006, 11:37 AM
phone sex yes please

cherokeered
08-24-2006, 08:32 PM
Phone sex? Hmmm, might want to try it someday...with the right person...:sc



Cherokee...thinking about the possibilities....:whee:

Itshardon-theroad
08-24-2006, 09:50 PM
Anyone here try it, what's your take on it? Any ladies interested in giving it a shot ? If so pm me if your interested
Yes. It usually happens after a really heated email exchange, but without a chance to do the deed later on. More often than not, when I am several thousand miles away. I think it helps me be spontaneously creative. If I say the same thing to my lover more than once, it isn't a turn-on so I have to think of new ways to turn them on.

Itshardon-theroad
08-24-2006, 09:52 PM
Phone sex? Hmmm, might want to try it someday...with the right person...:sc



Cherokee...thinking about the possibilities....:whee:

Make sure you use protection. The plastic bag over the phone does make it a bit hard to hear though.

:55

MCat
08-24-2006, 10:03 PM
lol i have tried it an like it as long as im not the only one talking hell i dont need a phone to talk to myself

You could listen to the breathing on the other end...who needs to talk when you can breath ;)

dr2977
08-24-2006, 11:25 PM
Actually I'm not too far from Columbus and I'm 29. How are you?

SaltyLime
08-24-2006, 11:37 PM
hi guyohio ~ welcome to the site :wa:

spare_change
08-24-2006, 11:39 PM
Actually I'm not too far from Columbus and I'm 29. How are you?

Hi dr -- welcome to the site! Hope you enjoy it as much as we will enjoy having you here!

SaltyLime
08-24-2006, 11:40 PM
hey there southernman, jump right in :)

Cotties
08-25-2006, 12:30 AM
Hi new guys..enjoy yourselves

Cotties
08-25-2006, 12:35 AM
Hi southernman...good luck with the search and i'll see you around.Morning Everyone,

Anyone near or around the Calgary region?

funman001
08-25-2006, 04:03 AM
phone sex ! dammm. lemme close door..dont want anyone hear me lickin all over my lady

Norfolkdave
08-25-2006, 04:39 AM
Hello GUY and welcome

guyohio30
08-25-2006, 06:45 AM
doing good dr. now its friday so even better you?

dr2977
08-25-2006, 02:53 PM
Doing ok myself..always ready for the weekend

MCat
08-25-2006, 09:57 PM
Hi,
I'm -----/f/5'3"/noyb/
brownhair/browneyed/
cherokeeindian,dutch,irish,russian,german,polish/
happily married lady just looking for a little sexy fun now and then:dd

spare_change
08-25-2006, 11:02 PM
Casual, uninhibited, always ready.


Sexy fun looking for happily married lady of cherokee indian, dutch, irish, russian, german, and POLISH???

MCat
08-25-2006, 11:06 PM
Casual, uninhibited, always ready.


Sexy fun looking for happily married lady of cherokee indian, dutch, irish, russian, german, and POLISH???

Damn....should have left off the polish :sc

Annie
08-26-2006, 08:49 AM
who wants a tigger or a roo...when they can have a hoss...

Hoss is a professional wrestling term. It is slang for a professional wrestler with little talent and poor workrate, and often not much charisma. Hosses are disliked by the smark community. They are hired mainly for their SIZE. Some model hosses are Matt Morgan, Tyson Tomko, and Gene Snitsky.
Hmmm that's not what I hear! I want to know what your putting in that bottle!!!!!

http://www.hosssauce.com/

Itshardon-theroad
08-26-2006, 08:56 AM
6ft 2, stocky, balding teddy bear looking for any woman who will appreciate me giving her what she needs. I don't mind the getting, but I have this overwhelming desire and fascination to watch women cum. Tongue and other parts are well used, but still under warranty.

noraharman_yahoo
08-26-2006, 06:13 PM
I'm in Las Vegas a few times a month on business. I'm in need of some passion and intimacy. I'm looking for an open minded, clean, fit, attractive woman, ages 24 to 42, for discreet relations that may last. BTW, I'm a 48 yrs. old male. This is a unique proposition for a woman who is bored or unhappy in her current relationship, in between relations, or just looking for the excitement of seeing someone every other week or so and re-living the passion all over again every time we get together. Not to offend anyone, but please do not reply if you're older than 42 or if you're looking for financial benefits. So, if you're looking for a friend, a confidant and a lover, e-mail me a short bio and a pic and lets see if we can make that special connection... noraharman@yahoo.com

coacht711
08-26-2006, 08:00 PM
hi iam new

spare_change
08-26-2006, 09:47 PM
hi iam new

Welcome, coach -- hope you enjoy yourself, and get to know all the good people here.

peck17
08-26-2006, 10:58 PM
yes

spare_change
08-26-2006, 11:27 PM
yes

Greetings, Peck -- come on in, fasten your seatbelt, and enjoy the ride !

Norfolkdave
08-27-2006, 04:57 AM
Hello Coach, welcome come on in and have fun

MCat
08-27-2006, 05:26 AM
Very Naughty Lately ;)

Norfolkdave
08-27-2006, 05:50 AM
Very Naughty Lately ;)

And how naughty is naughty LOL ODIN is listening intently:D :55

Itshardon-theroad
08-27-2006, 09:26 AM
Now why do men find mothers to be interesting?

They usually know what they want. They've been through all of the drama of having a kid and still want sex, occasionally even more so than before child. Women who have had children also tend to have more curves in the right places than young ladies who haven't. But that's just my personal opinion.

MCat
08-27-2006, 12:23 PM
They usually know what they want. They've been through all of the drama of having a kid and still want sex, occasionally even more so than before child. Women who have had children also tend to have more curves in the right places than young ladies who haven't. But that's just my personal opinion.


:55 Excellent young man, excellent.

Penny
08-27-2006, 01:48 PM
That leaves me out Im 43 :(

spare_change
08-27-2006, 01:50 PM
I'm in Las Vegas a few times a month on business. I'm in need of some passion and intimacy. I'm looking for an open minded, clean, fit, attractive woman, ages 24 to 42, for discreet relations that may last. BTW, I'm a 48 yrs. old male. This is a unique proposition for a woman who is bored or unhappy in her current relationship, in between relations, or just looking for the excitement of seeing someone every other week or so and re-living the passion all over again every time we get together. Not to offend anyone, but please do not reply if you're older than 42 or if you're looking for financial benefits. So, if you're looking for a friend, a confidant and a lover, e-mail me a short bio and a pic and lets see if we can make that special connection... noraharman@yahoo.com


Welcome --- hope you enjoy your time here, and find what you are looking for!!

But, if i might suggest, using your wife's email (nora??), or appears to be your wife's email, probably cuts down on your chances.

MCat
08-27-2006, 01:52 PM
Damn....chubby and 49 doesn't qualify either....I'm up shit creek too.:D

cherokeered
08-27-2006, 02:11 PM
I'm too old hun...and besides, I'm not looking...and not from Vegas...so I gues it's strike three for me...


Hope ya find what ur looking for....maybe check out the site here and have some fun...ya might just make a friend or two...

Cherokee..life's path is developed one step at a time..watch where ya step...

Good to Find (M)
08-27-2006, 02:58 PM
I'm too old hun...and besides, I'm not looking...and not from Vegas...so I gues it's strike three for me...


Hope ya find what ur looking for....maybe check out the site here and have some fun...ya might just make a friend or two...

Cherokee..life's path is developed one step at a time..watch where ya step...
But there's always another at bat coming . . .

Good to Find (M)
08-27-2006, 02:59 PM
That leaves me out Im 43 :(
Anyone that would leave you out deserves what they aren't getting!

cherokeered
08-27-2006, 03:16 PM
But there's always another at bat coming . . .

So..ya giiving me another at bat huh?


Cherokee...checking the pine tar...dont want to get in trouble with her grip...:whee:

Good to Find (M)
08-28-2006, 01:16 AM
So..ya giiving me another at bat huh?


Cherokee...checking the pine tar...dont want to get in trouble with her grip...:whee:
Pine tar will get you tossed . . . but you do get another AB

Cotties
08-28-2006, 02:16 AM
damn..I didn't know this place was a free dating agency... I'm in Las Vegas a few times a month on business. I'm in need of some passion and intimacy. I'm looking for an open minded, clean, fit, attractive woman, ages 24 to 42, for discreet relations that may last. BTW, I'm a 48 yrs. old male. This is a unique proposition for a woman who is bored or unhappy in her current relationship, in between relations, or just looking for the excitement of seeing someone every other week or so and re-living the passion all over again every time we get together. Not to offend anyone, but please do not reply if you're older than 42 or if you're looking for financial benefits. So, if you're looking for a friend, a confidant and a lover, e-mail me a short bio and a pic and lets see if we can make that special connection... noraharman@yahoo.comno wonder he's not looking for women who need his money..

Cotties
08-28-2006, 02:28 AM
very well spotted spare.............Welcome --- hope you enjoy your time here, and find what you are looking for!!

But, if i might suggest, using your wife's email (nora??), or appears to be your wife's email, probably cuts down on your chances.casual occasional visits to Vagas...I have a feeling this guy is sick of paying for it....

guyohio30
08-28-2006, 08:01 AM
so how was the weekend dr? ok here didn't get into much well nothing i wanted to get into anyway lol

dr2977
08-28-2006, 03:29 PM
Hey there. My weekend was fine, never long enough though. Nothing too exciting. So you didn't get into anything you wanted huh...LOL And what were you hoping for?

Cotties
08-29-2006, 04:53 AM
my spider man outfit...a bit worn out around the crotch area. I've had it since 1980 but one size fits all they said when my mother bought it. Its time to pass it on...

I wanna be superman these days and the outfit is holding me back......

200bucks or an assasination and its yours

guyohio30
08-29-2006, 07:27 AM
Was looking to get in a little touble lol but was just bored out of my mind lol.

leo2177
08-29-2006, 10:24 AM
Shiane,

Great ad but not sure if i fit your ideals of a man...

looking for a woman that is exciting in bed and never boring.....

hoss
08-29-2006, 07:39 PM
One superman costume...brand new never worn....
Extra padding in all the right places.....especially the crotch
inflatable arms and chest.....$15 dollars canadian
or will trade for P.C.G. Badge

Sandy
08-29-2006, 08:00 PM
so thats how you got so big :lmao :na














One superman costume...brand new never worn....
Extra padding in all the right places.....especially the crotch
inflatable arms and chest.....$15 dollars canadian
or will trade for P.C.G. Badge

hoss
08-29-2006, 08:02 PM
so thats how you got so big :lmao :na

don't open any windows.....if u do beware of flying pans...:nu

Sandy
08-29-2006, 08:25 PM
momma done gave me that pan, lol, so bring it on :nu :lmao :na













don't open any windows.....if u do beware of flying pans...:nu

hoss
08-29-2006, 08:26 PM
maooma done gave me that pan, lol, so bring it on :nu :lmao :na

girl....we got a whole cupboard full of them....most of them have a dent the size of my head in them,but they still fly..

Sandy
08-29-2006, 08:28 PM
lol bring it on, i'm ready, i've got the cast iron ones here :lmao :na














girl....we got a whole cupboard full of them....most of them have a dent the size of my head in them,but they still fly..

Cotties
08-29-2006, 09:36 PM
I've never heard of a canadian dollar[does it work the same way] or a pcg badge. I've heard of pcg scares...I can give you one of those...One superman costume...brand new never worn....
Extra padding in all the right places.....especially the crotch
inflatable arms and chest.....$15 dollars canadian
or will trade for P.C.G. Badgehow come your still nice to me and I'm only ever a bastard to you

hoss
08-29-2006, 09:44 PM
I've never heard of a canadian dollar[does it work the same way] or a pcg badge. I've heard of pcg scares...I can give you one of those...how come your still nice to me and I'm only ever a bastard to you

a canadian dollar...a canuck buck..a loonie..a toonie.....

almost worth as much as a american dollar.....

I'm nice to you cause i like you....in that nieghbourly,dont come over for a BBQ cause the gun's just under the table sort of way....

And i don't think your a bastard...but thats me...

Tycoon
08-29-2006, 10:31 PM
Ok...I'm new and looking for a nice GA Peach...can you help?:wa:

Itshardon-theroad
08-29-2006, 10:40 PM
Wanted: Someone with a decent sense of humour who can do the following:


1. Please kill the spider in the corner...I hate spiders.

2. Please be very orally fixated...Kisses are not optional!
3. Please be tolerant and understanding, I will need to explore your body for awhile to find out what you like and therefore, it could take hours.

4. Your hygienic skills need to be on the up and up!!! I have all my own teeth and, everything about me is real!

5. Must be willing to experiment...I personally think the concept of tonguing is a great thing, but that's me.

Anyways, please reply if you can accept the above terms.

Giveaway: Free massages for the above qualified candidate...comes complete with massage oil and of course a warm naked body to cover you entirely with rubs, licks and kisses.

Thank you for your consideration. Notice how this is not gender specific...although I am only curious...I've never played in the major leagues.

I'm sorry, but where to I apply for this position again? I think I might just meet all the criteria, though you may have to be willing to experiment with both myself and my wife. She is curious as well.

Cotties
08-29-2006, 11:08 PM
Barkiss!!!!!!

Cotties
08-29-2006, 11:47 PM
One itchy nipple. the right one but can be used on either side.

enjoys being sucked but not bitten.

50dollars

Good to Find (M)
08-30-2006, 01:26 AM
:55 Excellent young man, excellent.
Couldn't have said it better myself . . . there's an urgency, a hunger.

--G2

Good to Find (M)
08-30-2006, 01:38 AM
Hey hun...welcome to the site..hope you have fun and enjoy yourself while getting to know all the wonderful people here....

Cherokee...:wa:
Good luck . . . there's a lot of this going around, sadly . . . you sound like a great lady.

--G2

Norfolkdave
08-30-2006, 05:03 AM
LOL yep Barkiss we summon you to the forum LOl.......................Hello Tycoon and welcome.

Norfolkdave
08-30-2006, 06:01 AM
Genuine.....One computer never been used £180 uk pounds, buyer collects.

Itshardon-theroad
08-30-2006, 06:43 AM
:55 Excellent young man, excellent.

Thank you very much MCat. I know you would set me straight if I were off base.

I'm not sure which trait in a MILF I prefer though: the knowing what they want, or the curves. I love them curves!:dd

Dmy
08-30-2006, 06:53 AM
Hey Georgia, Just checking you out on your check in ;) . Hope your all doing great and having fun. Popping in to say Hello babe :wa: :knuddel: . Have a great day hun :) !

guyohio30
08-30-2006, 07:17 AM
a combination of the 2 for sure.

Annie
08-30-2006, 07:38 AM
Welcome to the best little site on the web! But you might be better off not talkin about fruits just yet!


... just kiddin! We're glad you're here!

Nyc_45
08-30-2006, 07:46 AM
Welcome to the best little site on the web! But you might be better off not talkin about fruits just yet!


... just kiddin! We're glad you're here! Mornin Annie:wa:

Seeker
08-30-2006, 07:58 AM
Just the Georgia fruit ..... the rest of us are just plain nuts! LOL:D Welcome to the best little site on the web! But you might be better off not talkin about fruits just yet!


... just kiddin! We're glad you're here!

redryder56
08-30-2006, 08:30 AM
hey can ofer ya a cup of hot coffee to perk ya up

Guyclean
08-30-2006, 08:34 AM
Yeh I also need hot cuppa of Coffee.

Sandy
08-30-2006, 08:34 AM
hi tycoon welcome to the site

redryder56
08-30-2006, 09:01 AM
Hi Sandy New Here Just Wanted To Say Hey Love Those Beaches

redryder56
08-30-2006, 09:02 AM
This Site Might Be Ok If I Knew What The Hell I Was Doin

redryder56
08-30-2006, 09:03 AM
Hey Annie Love The Fishnets

Sandy
08-30-2006, 09:04 AM
your doing great red, go to the threads that you like and post, just like you did here, other members will post back

Annie
08-30-2006, 09:08 AM
This Site Might Be Ok If I Knew What The Hell I Was Doin
Oh don't worry about that darlin! Most of us here don't know what the hell we're doing, but we don't let that stop us! Take you're time, get to know us. I bet you're going to fit right in!

Fishercat
08-30-2006, 06:16 PM
I just joined the site and I'm looking for a female in southern NH or northern MA. This seems like a great place to meet and get to know people.

tiger50
08-30-2006, 06:19 PM
welcome to the site mate... hope u ave fun ere... the gals will check u out soon...:55

Fishercat
08-30-2006, 06:23 PM
Thanks Tiger

tiger50
08-30-2006, 06:45 PM
ur welcome mate..

hoss
08-30-2006, 06:50 PM
Genuine.....One computer never been used £180 uk pounds, buyer collects.

goodday sir...thank you for the picture of the above computer...my only question would be .....how many times has it been tossed across the floor ?

Sandy
08-30-2006, 07:51 PM
hi fisher welcome to the site :wa:

cherokeered
08-30-2006, 07:54 PM
Hey Hun...welcome to the site...hope ya have fun and enjoy yourself.....:wa:

Penny
08-30-2006, 08:50 PM
Welcome I was just at Hampton Beach, You anywhere near there

rainbowhigh
08-30-2006, 08:59 PM
Welcome, Fisher! :wa:

Cotties
08-30-2006, 09:04 PM
Howdy Fishercat..

someone tell me where MA is ?please

rainbowhigh
08-30-2006, 09:05 PM
Howdy Fishercat..

someone tell me where MA is ?please

Hi, Cotties! Good to see you! :kk

Cotties
08-30-2006, 09:18 PM
Hi Rainbow:kk


How are you, you sweet thing?
Hi, Cotties! Good to see you! :kk

rainbowhigh
08-30-2006, 09:25 PM
I'm doing good. And you? You aren't getting into any trouble are you? ;)



Hi Rainbow:kk


How are you, you sweet thing?

Annie
08-30-2006, 09:27 PM
Howdy Fishercat..

someone tell me where MA is ?please
Eastern United States

Welcome to the site Fishercat! Hope you enjoy it here as much as the rest of us do! Carefull though...this place is addicting!

Itshardon-theroad
08-30-2006, 09:35 PM
Need an experienced woman to polish my head

Balding man seeks a dedicated, hard-working woman to put a good shine on things. Must have her own equipment and be willing to work long hours. The compensation package will be determined after a thorough test rub.

Cotties
08-30-2006, 09:41 PM
a bit tired today..I'll snap out of it soon..as for trouble....maybe laterI'm doing good. And you? You aren't getting into any trouble are you? ;)

Cotties
08-30-2006, 09:42 PM
thanks annie...whats it stand forEastern United States

Welcome to the site Fishercat! Hope you enjoy it here as much as the rest of us do! Carefull though...this place is addicting!how do you guys learn so many abreviations

MCat
08-30-2006, 09:50 PM
thanks annie...whats it stand forhow do you guys learn so many abreviations

MA = Massachusetts

Its required in school to learn the state abbreviations.

Where I live in Michigan it's MI

Fishercat
08-30-2006, 10:10 PM
Hi all, thanks for the warm welcome. I'm in Salem, NH about 15 miles from Hampton Penny.

Penny
08-30-2006, 10:18 PM
Its a fun place

Fishercat
08-30-2006, 10:47 PM
I was just there on Saturday myself. I went on my bike with some friends and cruised the beach. We had dinner at Brown's in Seabrook.

Fishercat
08-30-2006, 10:53 PM
I prefer perky tits.

MCat
08-30-2006, 11:09 PM
I prefer perky tits.

We can always hold them up for ya :D

Momma
08-30-2006, 11:25 PM
LOL...good one...:lmao



We can always hold them up for ya :D

PlayfulMale69
08-31-2006, 01:46 AM
We can always hold them up for ya :D

That is good, always love to look at that. Or you can rub them on and around me. ;-)

Good to Find (M)
08-31-2006, 02:04 AM
That is good, always love to look at that. Or you can rub them on and around me. ;-)
It's a tough room tonight!

--G2

Good to Find (M)
08-31-2006, 02:06 AM
My husband has pretty much always been my hero.
And a lucky guy he is!

Diamonds
08-31-2006, 02:30 AM
:smdance: :smdance: :smdance: My daughter April, who works for the Sheriffs Department, after graduating with her CSI Degree (yes, as in csi tv show fame) and my son, Kasian, who still has 2 more years to go in order to graduate with his Masters Degree in Civil Engineering from FSU in Tallahassee. Both of them have been honor students on the Dean's Roll.

I depleted my retirement fund last year in order to build them each a home and I also married my daughter off to a wonderful young man that we are all so very proud of.

THESE ARE MY HEROS. They are going to make a difference in this world of ours. To them, I hold my glass up high!!!

I LOVE YOU APRIL AND K.C.

Your dad,
Myron
xoxox