What Was The Dumbest Thing You Got For Xmass? [Archive]

Penny

12-26-2006, 10:36 PM

Barkiss

12-26-2006, 10:42 PM

LMAO - That visual is hilarious...;)

My Mother-in-law printed directions to her house for me...because she says I never come visit anymore...

Penny

12-26-2006, 10:45 PM

lol

MIGHTY

12-26-2006, 10:49 PM

My mother got me a pair of vibrating slippers :sc They are furry and warm and will vibrate. I told her my feet were sore from working and she thought she was being sweet but these things are crazy :D If I sit cross legged on the sofa I can get off though :gs

Hubby bought me the same thing! They're wierd and have a mind of their own! Can't really walk in them either. I wont tell him that though...don't want to hurt his feelings....:wa:

hoss

12-26-2006, 10:50 PM

a lump of coal in my stocking...

apparently i had been a bad boy all year...go figure huh...

MIGHTY

12-26-2006, 11:00 PM

My mother got me a pair of vibrating slippers :sc They are furry and warm and will vibrate. I told her my feet were sore from working and she thought she was being sweet but these things are crazy :D If I sit cross legged on the sofa I can get off though :gs

Accidently left them on for a minute...and then lost them! They had already made their way across the room! Lol.

Spooky13

12-26-2006, 11:42 PM

I got a Geicoopoly, yes a monopoly game based on Geico...Top That....

hoss

12-26-2006, 11:54 PM

I got a Geicoopoly, yes a monopoly game based on Geico...Top That....

ok spooky..u win...i looked that up and yep....thats a pretty dumb present....

i got my son spongebob monoploy ...IT ROCKS !!!

Zifnab

12-26-2006, 11:56 PM

a lump of coal in my stocking...

apparently i had been a bad boy all year...go figure huh...bet it was big enough to sell though huh??? what are you gonna do with all the money?:D

hoss

12-26-2006, 11:59 PM

bet it was big enough to sell though huh??? what are you gonna do with all the money?:D

not selling it....going to recycle it in Mommas stocking next year...

alright....my next years shopping is done already ....

Zifnab

12-27-2006, 12:00 AM

not selling it....going to recycle it in Mommas stocking next year...

alright....my next years shopping is done already ....and all she has to do is earn it! you win !!!!!1 lucky fella!:D

massage mike

12-27-2006, 12:23 AM

a f----- ham

cherokeered

12-27-2006, 12:42 AM

a f----- ham

I like ham..hey ya know what yado...donate it as a charitable donation and take it off ur taxes....lol

Cherokee...cheer up hun..I was given expired lottery tickets once...by my boss...he is no longer with the firm....but I am...lol

Zifnab

12-27-2006, 01:47 AM

a f----- hamis that like a honey I'm baked??? or a viral sliced?

steve_edwards

12-27-2006, 05:01 PM

A shoe care kit! I always wear trainers...

Rmb

12-27-2006, 05:29 PM

Handkerchiefs ,which I never use, in boxes of 3 with my initial on them...I eventually had over 20 boxes...then met a German guy with the same first initial who loved them!
I gave them all to him...he thought Christmas had come in July :) :)
Can only think my relatives in England thought I always had a runny nose !!!

dartgirl

12-27-2006, 05:30 PM

Hubby got me a nice watch last year. The face was so small I couldn't read it unless I put my glasses on.

Rmb

12-27-2006, 05:31 PM

My mother got me a pair of vibrating slippers :sc They are furry and warm and will vibrate. I told her my feet were sore from working and she thought she was being sweet but these things are crazy :D If I sit cross legged on the sofa I can get off though :gs

Now only you would think of that :) ;) :lmao
Are you sure they werent bed time mittens ??? :lmao

ryu_kenshi

12-27-2006, 06:43 PM

I was given a sweater size xxl (when I am a L) cause they like the pattern.. it looked great for a f----- ing sail

MCat

12-27-2006, 06:48 PM

My kids collect the Monopoly games.....this year I bought Rudolphopoly, now to find someone to play with me...:(

spare_change

12-27-2006, 06:59 PM

My kids collect the Monopoly games.....this year I bought Rudolphopoly, now to find someone to play with me...:(

I will ----- as soon as you put that damn game away !

ross57412

01-13-2007, 04:50 PM

we got given christmas cakes here donated by major supplyers to the cdn milatery to bad they were better used at building blocks for houses here

p.J

01-13-2007, 05:29 PM

"A tank top"

spare_change

01-13-2007, 06:03 PM

we got given christmas cakes here donated by major supplyers to the cdn milatery to bad they were better used at building blocks for houses here

LOL -- they make great replacement tires!

How ya doing, ol' buddy??? Been awhile since we heard from you!

Annie

01-13-2007, 06:14 PM

My mother got me a pair of vibrating slippers :sc They are furry and warm and will vibrate. I told her my feet were sore from working and she thought she was being sweet but these things are crazy :D If I sit cross legged on the sofa I can get off though :gs

I got those one year, but they were sown together. Nicky was born in September of that year and still had colic at Christmas. I used to lay him across the slippers and for some reason it was about the only thing that would soothe him to sleep! Yeah it was a really stupid gift, but when I figured that out... damn! Those slippers were priceless!!

Outta

01-13-2007, 06:35 PM

titie whities. I ALWAYS wear red or blue or black boxer briefs. No mystery.

p.J

01-13-2007, 07:02 PM

titie whities. I ALWAYS wear red or blue or black boxer briefs. No mystery.

LOL!

(not much mystery in loose ones my lovely!)

Rmb

01-13-2007, 07:05 PM

titie whities. I ALWAYS wear red or blue or black boxer briefs. No mystery.

I am so out of it I dont know what "titie whities" are :)

p.J

01-13-2007, 07:21 PM

I am so out of it I dont know what "titie whities" are :)

I think he means tightie whities! (I maybe wrong however!)

Rmb

01-13-2007, 07:21 PM

I think he means tightie whities! (I maybe wrong however!)
Freudian slip then? :D

p.J

01-13-2007, 07:24 PM

Freudian slip then? :D

O yeshhh! :D my thoughts exactly...

UltimateNaneki

01-15-2007, 02:26 AM

scarf

tiger50

01-15-2007, 02:35 AM

tickets to a day at the Australian open with the wife..... fuk that, dont even wanna be on the same planet as her.....

fly

01-15-2007, 04:38 AM

Get a load of this........my guy got me.........NOTHING........yup.......nothing....... ..(poor me..........) Don't you feel for me now???????

spare_change

01-15-2007, 04:38 AM

Get a load of this........my guy got me.........NOTHING........yup.......nothing....... ..(poor me..........) Don't you feel for me now???????

Feel for you?? Well, now that you mention it.......

fly

01-15-2007, 04:45 AM

Feel for you?? Well, now that you mention it....... Well.........do you feel for me??????????? Can you believe it? I can't.............. it's not right..........

tiger50

01-15-2007, 04:51 AM

Well.........do you feel for me??????????? Can you believe it? I can't.............. it's not right..........

no its not gal, that sucks.... :sc

spare_change

01-15-2007, 04:58 AM

Well.........do you feel for me??????????? Can you believe it? I can't.............. it's not right..........

No, it's not right -- did he say why?

(Might want to use this excuse myself!)

tiger50

01-15-2007, 05:05 AM

am listening here too, either of u want a ticket to the oz open????:sc cheep..lol

fly

01-15-2007, 05:05 AM

No, it's not right -- did he say why?

(Might want to use this excuse myself!)

Nope...........it sucks.........big time.....I feel like......well..............
unappreciated...........he says nothing...........urgh.........if I could only beat him over the head with a baseball bat to make him understand this is NOT OK.........

fly

01-15-2007, 05:07 AM

am listening here too, either of u want a ticket to the oz open????:sc cheep..lol

Where?

spare_change

01-15-2007, 05:08 AM

Nope...........it sucks.........big time.....I feel like......well..............
unappreciated...........he says nothing...........urgh.........if I could only beat him over the head with a baseball bat to make him understand this is NOT OK.........

Have you told him it's NOT okay??

spare_change

01-15-2007, 05:09 AM

am listening here too, either of u want a ticket to the oz open????:sc cheep..lol

Hell, I heard you even had a date for me, if I take it!

tiger50

01-15-2007, 05:12 AM

Where?

the australian open tennis... :kk

tiger50

01-15-2007, 05:13 AM

Hell, I heard you even had a date for me, if I take it!

lol yeh u get ta sit with the missus.... ur welcome mate.... welcome to ur nightmare... :lmao

spare_change

01-15-2007, 05:13 AM

lol yeh u get ta sit with the missus.... ur welcome mate.... welcome to ur nightmare... :lmao

Man ..... I know she puts out, but I ain't sure that's enough!

spare_change

01-15-2007, 05:14 AM

It just dawned on me that there's a good chance the cub might read that -- Cub, I apologize!!! No offense intended -- it was done in jest.

tiger50

01-15-2007, 05:16 AM

It just dawned on me that there's a good chance the cub might read that -- Cub, I apologize!!! No offense intended -- it was done in jest.

lol cub wont give a shit.... she is the wicked stepmother..... :D

fly

01-15-2007, 05:22 AM

Have you told him it's NOT okay??
YES!!!!! Didn't make any difference though..............
I am under appreciated............defnateley...............

spare_change

01-15-2007, 05:27 AM

YES!!!!! Didn't make any difference though..............
I am under appreciated............defnateley...............

Sounds like it -- So? What are you going to do about it?

fly

01-15-2007, 05:36 AM

Sounds like it -- So? What are you going to do about it?
I whined.........I complained......I told him it wouldn't do................
what else is there??????????

spare_change

01-15-2007, 05:40 AM

I whined.........I complained......I told him it wouldn't do................
what else is there??????????

I'm guessing you got three options:

1) Accept it, and let it go.

2) Remember it, and bear a grudge forever, or at least until it come bubbling up and explodes like a volcano.

3) Instead of whining and complaining, sit down with him and explain in an intelligent, and adult (one of you has to be) manner, that it hurt you deeply, and you just can't let it go.

Oh wait -- there's a fourth one (usually the most popular).

4) No Present - No Nookie!

fly

01-15-2007, 05:45 AM

I'm guessing you got three options:

1) Accept it, and let it go.

2) Remember it, and bear a grudge forever, or at least until it come bubbling up and explodes like a volcano.

3) Instead of whining and complaining, sit down with him and explain in an intelligent, and adult (one of you has to be) manner, that it hurt you deeply, and you just can't let it go.

Oh wait -- there's a fourth one (usually the most popular).

4) No Present - No Nookie!

Opps........guess I screwed up #4......already gave him "nookie" .......plenty of "nookie"........I'm just a horny gal I guess..........Tried #3 and got no where with it..........not really the type for #2, so I guess I'll have to be big and go with #1..........even though I'm not happy about it..........but at least I'm getting some "nookie"..............

spare_change

01-15-2007, 06:02 AM

Opps........guess I screwed up #4......already gave him "nookie" .......plenty of "nookie"........I'm just a horny gal I guess..........Tried #3 and got no where with it..........not really the type for #2, so I guess I'll have to be big and go with #1..........even though I'm not happy about it..........but at least I'm getting some "nookie"..............

I love a girl that has her priorities straight!!!

You sure you tried #3 --you said you whined and complained -- we know that ain't gonna work. But, did you sit him down and tell him exactly what you were thinking, in a calm and rational tone?

fly

01-15-2007, 06:06 AM

I love a girl that has her priorities straight!!!

You sure you tried #3 --you said you whined and complained -- we know that ain't gonna work. But, did you sit him down and tell him exactly what you were thinking, in a calm and rational tone?

YUP......told him that in NO WAY was it acceptable to NOT get your wifey a present..........to which he agreed........and then did nothing............
see what I have to deal with???????

tiger50

01-15-2007, 06:09 AM

Opps........guess I screwed up #4......already gave him "nookie" .......plenty of "nookie"........I'm just a horny gal I guess..........Tried #3 and got no where with it..........not really the type for #2, so I guess I'll have to be big and go with #1..........even though I'm not happy about it..........but at least I'm getting some "nookie"..............

sumfin wrong with this picture.... me an B about to separate, well effectively have, still bought her a chrissy present, not huge but something.... :sc

spare_change

01-15-2007, 01:08 PM

YUP......told him that in NO WAY was it acceptable to NOT get your wifey a present..........to which he agreed........and then did nothing............
see what I have to deal with???????

I don't normally recommend that you shoot your spouse, but in extreme cases ..... maybe if you just winged him a little!!

Annie

01-15-2007, 01:28 PM

I don't normally recommend that you shoot your spouse, but in extreme cases ..... maybe if you just winged him a little!!

:D I say shoot him in the foot and tell him next year if you don't get anything you'll aim a tad higher.

Kissie

01-15-2007, 06:34 PM

I didnt get anything for Christmas....so nothing dumb to report....

fly

01-15-2007, 07:45 PM

YOU my dear get it! You have to get your spouse (even soon to be ex-spouse) a Christmas present!

sumfin wrong with this picture.... me an B about to separate, well effectively have, still bought her a chrissy present, not huge but something.... :sc

fly

01-15-2007, 07:47 PM

Oh GOOD one! That just may work! :D

:D I say shoot him in the foot and tell him next year if you don't get anything you'll aim a tad higher.

fly

01-15-2007, 07:48 PM

Did you see the post about shooting your spouse? :D Just trying to help......aren't men doofuses sometimes???? (sorry guys, not any of you M&F guys of course!)

I didnt get anything for Christmas....so nothing dumb to report....

Big O

01-15-2007, 07:53 PM

Did you see the post about shooting your spouse? :D Just trying to help......aren't men doofuses sometimes???? (sorry guys, not any of you M&F guys of course!)

I just bought her jewelry. You can never go wrong with that!

Annie

01-15-2007, 08:08 PM

I just bought her jewelry. You can never go wrong with that!
You are so right!! I got jewelry and was extremely pleased!

fly

01-15-2007, 08:53 PM

Well........not to be disagreeable or anything......but you actually could go wrong with that.........you should see the stuff my grandma wears...........that is just WRONG!!!!!!!!:D

I just bought her jewelry. You can never go wrong with that!

rainbowhigh

01-15-2007, 09:28 PM

George was sweet this year... He got me a lot of little things instead of one or two big things.

Some of you may think this is dumb - he gave me a day planner and some mechanical pencils. But let me tell you, these were two of the most thoughtful gifts. He thought about what color I might want the planner, the little details of the pencils that I like... Being a math major, I can never have too many pencils and I love mechanical ones. So yeah, not the grandest gift ever given. It's not gold or shiny or expensive. But it was thought about... and I loved it!

sirman1

01-30-2007, 12:04 PM

Ok this is kinda dumb, I got a pair of shoes one year from my mom. When I opened the box there was only one shoe in the box. She had picked up the display box. My other shoe was in the mall on the wall.

unctarheel_32

07-14-2007, 08:50 PM

socks, lots of them

Missy38

07-16-2007, 05:22 PM

:( Well let me see, the dumbiest xmas gift, I ever got was a xmas card with money in it from my brothers and their family , I had got everyone gift from the store. They totally forgot to get me anything that year, when everyone was opening their gift, I had nothing to open....I can say that was the worst xmas, I've ever had in my life....I ran out the run crying......:cry:

Operator Bob

07-16-2007, 06:42 PM

Missy - that's very inconsiderate of your brother and his family!! Geez, at least from my brother I got several different styles and sizes of extension cords! My wife's brother gave me a gift certificate to Home Depot! Now that took a lot of thought.

I have told my relatives that I would prefer that they NOT buy me anything, but rather come to my house and enjoy dinner and a bottle of wine so we can get to know each other better or invite my wife and me out. No one has taken us up on this.

Bah - humbug

pointofnoreturn

07-16-2007, 07:28 PM

Used to have a pool. Parents bought us some frogs that you would put in the grass. When you walked past them they ribited. My husband crushed them when we had company one time and they would not shut up..Rib It..

Operator Bob

07-16-2007, 07:32 PM

Then it was time to throw the frogs in the pool, eay?

pointofnoreturn

07-16-2007, 07:39 PM

Then it was time to throw the frogs in the pool, eay?Yes indeedy...Hiya Bob....You fairly new???:wa:

Operator Bob

07-16-2007, 07:47 PM

Yes I am. Just started a few weeks ago and having a great time!

You changed your avatar - your last one is burned in my memory banks!!