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A long shot; any other fitness nuts out there?
Especially anyone interested in Triathlons ... after running Marathons my knees are shot, so I decided to pursue the triathlon path and as a result have completed 2 London (Sprint)Triathlons. Now I am interested in doing the Olympic Race before my knees finally give in... er do I have to mention sex?? :rolleyes:
matt1426
01-03-2007, 03:54 PM
Hey Jen my wife used to do tri-athalons a couple times a year. Lots of training, I salute ya wanting to do them. Oh and mentioning sex is always an attention getter
well ta Matt, you know being a flirting site an' all, I don't want to get thrown off for being a boring fart!
Why has your wife stopped doing them?
Annie
01-03-2007, 04:21 PM
Jen, you should have a look at Jazzy's thread. Be sure and read the first post. There's all sorts of really good information there and she's always happy to help....
http://www.marriedandflirtingchat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=871
matt1426
01-03-2007, 04:38 PM
Hey Jen my wife used to do tri-athalons a couple times a year. Lots of training, I salute ya wanting to do them. Oh and mentioning sex is always an attention getter
oh you know the usual life stuff keeps getting in the way. she keeps telling me that she's gonna get up at 5 in the morning and start to training for the one in April.
Jen, you should have a look at Jazzy's thread. Be sure and read the first post. There's all sorts of really good information there and she's always happy to help....
http://www.marriedandflirtingchat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=871
Cheers Annie, will do! :55
well ta Matt, you know being a flirting site an' all, I don't want to get thrown off for being a boring fart!
Why has your wife stopped doing them?
Hi Jen!!!
No way are you boring!
Its all interesting! Hope you are enjoying it here with us so far!:wa:
Hi Jen!!!
No way are you boring!
Its all interesting! Hope you are enjoying it here with us so far!:wa:
Ah Hi Lena, thank you for the welcome and a fellow Brit I see. :wa:
Ah Hi Lena, thank you for the welcome and a fellow Brit I see. :wa:
Yes, with the rain pouring down hard!!!
I used to be in your county years ago!!
Yes, with the rain pouring down hard!!!
I used to be in your county years ago!!
Flipping windy too! Blown all the Christmas decs down, not that I am complaining, getting a tad on my nerves now!
troy23
01-03-2007, 07:35 PM
i like to work out, but not a fitness nut.
Jen! Do we have lots to talk about! As Annie so generously mentioned, I work in the fitness industry. My credentials are in the first post of the thread she mentioned.
I can't wait to get to know you!!:wa:
OICurready4me
01-04-2007, 04:27 AM
A long shot; any other fitness nuts out there?
Especially anyone interested in Triathlons ... after running Marathons my knees are shot, so I decided to pursue the triathlon path and as a result have completed 2 London (Sprint)Triathlons. Now I am interested in doing the Olympic Race before my knees finally give in... er do I have to mention sex?? :rolleyes:
Sex can be like a tri-athlon if it is done right. The first course is the foreplay on him, the second is the foreplay on her and the stretch run is the actual big event! Can be a whole lot less wear and tear on your knees too! (except for the first course)
Sex can be like a tri-athlon if it is done right. The first course is the foreplay on him, the second is the foreplay on her and the stretch run is the actual big event! Can be a whole lot less wear and tear on your knees too! (except for the first course)
Its the scabs I find unsightly, just wish he would fuck me on the bed now and again!
PS. great analogy OICurready :kk
OccassionalFun
03-29-2007, 05:12 PM
Jenny what part of UK? I spent a lot of time over there up near in the south port area (wonderful girlfriend I met on a holiday and almost married). Love the lake District and the friendly pub life.
OF
Jenny what part of UK? I spent a lot of time over there up near in the south port area (wonderful girlfriend I met on a holiday and almost married). Love the lake District and the friendly pub life.
OF
I live in The South East OC... I often drive up to The Lake District, Keswick, as I have friends up there, stunning isn't it! :55
MagicalMerlin
03-29-2007, 06:31 PM
Tri thing? I though Jen you were gonna Tri having sex while running up to the lake. And you know they make knee pads you know! Nothing worse then getting it in the second leg doggie style on the pavement. I bet you could rig up that treadmill in the corner of your bedroom for that sprint to finish fucking on the bed!:D
Tri thing? I though Jen you were gonna Tri having sex while running up to the lake. And you know they make knee pads you know! Nothing worse then getting it in the second leg doggie style on the pavement. I bet you could rig up that treadmill in the corner of your bedroom for that sprint to finish fucking on the bed!:D
Good lord Magicalman I like the scenario, you have a memory like an elephant! um! anything else? :sc
MagicalMerlin
03-29-2007, 06:52 PM
Good lord Magicalman I like the scenario, you have a memory like an elephant! um! anything else? :sc Yepper I have a very amazing ability to remember small details! I like to use it to baffle people such as yourself. Um, lets see...:sc ... you live in the UK, like chess, sports, rugby, you have a boy and a girl I think, you met the hubby in a wine bar that you both got dragged to, you love to "Run" not jog like we Americans do, you have a wild appitie for sex, rough I might add, a bit of ass spanking, hair pulling while you use your massive legs to drive "it" home, you do some sort of medical therapy, love sex in the morning, very intellectual and never pass up a good challenge, your breast are real and natural...not fake I think like a 36C if I remember right, you have cheated, masturbate as much as you love sex, used fruit....that was wild, you love joking around....how that for starters? Now the real trick is not to lose my memory as I age! LOL:D :lmao
I just pay attention...huh!
Yepper I have a very amazing ability to remember small details! I like to use it to baffle people such as yourself. Um, lets see...:sc ... you like chess, you have a boy and a girl, you met the hubby in a wine bar that you both got dragged to, you love to "Run" not jog like we Americans do, you have a wild appitie for sex, rough I might add, a bit of ass spanking, hair pulling while you use your massive legs to drive "it" home, you do some sort of medical therapy, love sex in the morning, very intellectual and never pass up a good challenge, your breast are real and natural...not fake, you love joking around....how that for starters? Now the real trick is not to lose my memory as I age! LOL:D :lmao
ahhhh! so you like me then... ;)
(I am very very impressed!)
OccassionalFun
03-29-2007, 07:37 PM
I live in The South East OC... I often drive up to The Lake District, Keswick, as I have friends up there, stunning isn't it! :55
I had a little episode with a male goat (ram). I walked into its area with my lady friend and it challenged me and I challenged it back. It charged me and we went back and forth chasing after each other for about 10 minutes will my lady friend took pictures and was in stitches laughing. Finally I had to dive over a stone wall to escape the horns to escape and rolled down a hill. Had to nurse all the sores at the local pub with about 4 pints of local good local ale.
Yes quite beautiful and a very fine place to have a romantic open air love making session with not much danger of people walking up on you unawares.
Cheers,
OF
OccassionalFun
03-29-2007, 07:42 PM
Yepper I have a very amazing ability to remember small details! I like to use it to baffle people such as yourself. Um, lets see...:sc ... you live in the UK, like chess, sports, rugby, you have a boy and a girl I think, you met the hubby in a wine bar that you both got dragged to, you love to "Run" not jog like we Americans do, you have a wild appitie for sex, rough I might add, a bit of ass spanking, hair pulling while you use your massive legs to drive "it" home, you do some sort of medical therapy, love sex in the morning, very intellectual and never pass up a good challenge, your breast are real and natural...not fake I think like a 36C if I remember right, you have cheated, masturbate as much as you love sex, used fruit....that was wild, you love joking around....how that for starters? Now the real trick is not to lose my memory as I age! LOL:D :lmao
I just pay attention...huh!
Good God I thought I was well studied. THANKS for the executive summary. Now I can confidently lie to her and pass off like i read every single one of her prior posts. But I can see now that you and I have very similar and highly elevated fine tastes in women. I propose some sort of equitable sharing arrangement so we don't end up killing each other in competing to get the favor of one of the finest on the board here... lol
OF
MagicalMerlin
03-30-2007, 05:54 PM
Good God I thought I was well studied. THANKS for the executive summary. Now I can confidently lie to her and pass off like i read every single one of her prior posts. But I can see now that you and I have very similar and highly elevated fine tastes in women. I propose some sort of equitable sharing arrangement so we don't end up killing each other in competing to get the favor of one of the finest on the board here... lol
OF
LOL:lmao I don't know about lying to her OF! She herself is a pretty sharp and keen woman! If you lie to her and get caught, she is likely to "RUN" over here to Florida and reinact Hurricane Katerina on you with her massive arms and legs. If I hear some rumbling and the ground shaking, at least I will know the cause of the distrubance!:D Yes, I do indeed have a very elevated taste in fine woman such as Jen. I like her sharp intelligent personality, being crafty and witty, as well as funny. I tend to be very picky about woman. But I am sure she wil be very flattered by our compliments about her.;) As for:nu fighting...lol...don't worry that won't happen! I never fight over a woman. Just too many of them that seek the simple things in life...love, affection, appreciation, and attention. Instead I throw a big :wa: over to you in the Orlando area from greater Tampa!
On a lighter note, seeing how Jen and I are divers, do you do any diving? I also been meaning to ask you if you just keep your investment property local to the surrounding Orlando area or not?:sc Well my woman and I are heading with the couple we had dinner with last night, for a weekend down in the Keys. Going to have some frollicks and fun as Jen would say boating, diving, and fun in the sun! Maybe catch up with you later this weekend, if our hotel has an internet connection! And goes easy on Jen, she may hurt you! lol:D
MagicalMerlin
03-30-2007, 05:58 PM
ahhhh! so you like me then... ;)
(I am very very impressed!) Now I can't tell you that Jen! That is a trick you'll have to try and figure out yourself!;) :kk
LOL:lmao I don't know about lying to her OF! She herself is a pretty sharp and keen woman! If you lie to her and get caught, she is likely to "RUN" over here to Florida and reinact Hurricane Katerina on you with her massive arms and legs. If I hear some rumbling and the ground shaking, at least I will know the cause of the distrubance!:D Yes, I do indeed have a very elevated taste in fine woman such as Jen. I like her sharp intelligent personality, being crafty and witty, as well as funny. I tend to be very picky about woman. But I am sure she wil be very flattered by our compliments about her.;) As for:nu fighting...lol...don't worry that won't happen! I never fight over a woman. Just too many of them that seek the simple things in life...love, affection, appreciation, and attention. Instead I throw a big :wa: over to you in the Orlando area from greater Tampa!
On a lighter note, seeing how Jen and I are divers, do you do any diving? I also been meaning to ask you if you just keep your investment property local to the surrounding Orlando area or not?:sc Well my woman and I are heading with the couple we had dinner with last night, for a weekend down in the Keys. Going to have some frollicks and fun as Jen would say boating, diving, and fun in the sun! Maybe catch up with you later this weekend, if our hotel has an internet connection! And goes easy on Jen, she may hurt you! lol:D
While I am enormously flattered by your compliments MagicalMan, you make me sound like bloody Hercules! I quote; ‘her massive arms and legs. If I hear some rumbling and the ground shaking, at least I will know the cause of the distrubance!‘ you’ll pardon me if I find the imagery of me sporting Popeye type legs and arms a little disturbing to say the least! No doubt kicking sand into men’s faces as I pass their quivering bodies, o and lets not forget me beating my huge pecks as I bound most inelegantly towards a petrified OC!! Mmmm! Well, it’s a far cry from the Baywatch image I am trying to portray here! O and just for the record - in American weights and measures of course - I am 5ft 6 115 Ibs and a size 4-6 (size 8-10 in the UK), hardly he-woman!
That said, it did make me laugh! :rolleyes:
OccassionalFun
03-30-2007, 07:50 PM
While I am enormously flattered by your compliments MagicalMan, you make me sound like bloody Hercules! I quote; ‘her massive arms and legs. If I hear some rumbling and the ground shaking, at least I will know the cause of the distrubance!‘ you’ll pardon me if I find the imagery of me sporting Popeye type legs and arms a little disturbing to say the least! No doubt kicking sand into men’s faces as I pass their quivering bodies, o and lets not forget me beating my huge pecks as I bound most inelegantly towards a petrified OC!! Mmmm! Well, it’s a far cry from the Baywatch image I am trying to portray here! O and just for the record - in American weights and measures of course - I am 5ft 6 115 Ibs and a size 4-6 (size 8-10 in the UK), hardly he-woman!
That said, it did make me laugh! :rolleyes:
Jen you just keep getting better and better the more you tell us about you. It turns out that you and my wife have very similar physiology but she is a little taller (5' 7.5") and a little heaver at 124 but sadly only in a size 2 with an A cup. So I think she might be more muscular too and she has stronger legs than most men (natural athletes with superior neurological control to recruit more muscle fiber). But she does not have anything as awesome as your awesome glutes baby! Gawd! I won't tell you how hot I think you look there!
Anyway both magic and I think you "rock" and I suspect its the intriguing holistic package of being intellectual as well as witty, sexy, fun and pretty that makes you so devastatingly and deadly attractive to men like us. Some men, perhaps a large majority, are intimidated by an intellectual and attractive woman. But a few of us would die for the chance to be around one. BTW, my wife is extremely intelligent also (had the smarts to marry me anyway) but she is not as analytical and conceptual as I think you are.
I'd never bow to any man on the planet, but you my dear I suspect could drop men to their knees with nothing but a smart looking smile. Well, certainly that sexy back shot avatar pic in the thong gets everyone of us there in that position. :D
OF
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