Best Way to Pick Up A Woman ...

[northernvam]

OK,

Here's a scenario that I'd like to throw out there, and I'd like to hear some ideas on what people would do ....

You are a male on a business trip, and rather than stay in your hotel room and post on married and flirting, you decide to go down and prowl the hotel bar. You see a woman sitting at the bar you find attractive ...

Men .. what would you do?

Ladies .. if you were the woman sitting at the bar, what kind of approach would get your attention .. and put you at ease?

[dave42]

Hell, If I had the answer to that I would have thought twice about being married!

[Annie]

OK,

Here's a scenario that I'd like to throw out there, and I'd like to hear some ideas on what people would do ....

You are a male on a business trip, and rather than stay in your hotel room and post on married and flirting, you decide to go down and prowl the hotel bar. You see a woman sitting at the bar you find attractive ...

Men .. what would you do?

Ladies .. if you were the woman sitting at the bar, what kind of approach would get your attention .. and put you at ease?
An open and honest one, the kind that cannot be scripted.

[northernvam]

Annie,

If I read your post correctly, then something extemporaneous and honest would work for you. What happens if the man isn't really good at being extemporaneous when he speaks? Should he just practice until he is good at that?

[cherokeered]

A friendly open smile...and then nothing...if I smile back, then maybe you could say hi...if you are too direct, forward, rude to anyone in the vicinity, or just give off a bad vibe...you will be dead in the water....


If I say hi to you and you respond without acting like you want anything further than maybe I might give you the time of day

[tiger50]

best way..hmm let me see, depends, depends, if she's light use ur arms... otherwise perhaps a wheelbarrow..:D

[northernvam]

Tiger? How many women have you wheeled out of a bar in a wheelbarrow?

[tiger50]

Tiger? How many women have you wheeled out of a bar in a wheelbarrow?

hell shitloads mate..... :D

[Annie]

Annie,

If I read your post correctly, then something extemporaneous and honest would work for you. What happens if the man isn't really good at being extemporaneous when he speaks? Should he just practice until he is good at that?Ahh but that's the thing... if it is honest then it doesn't really matter so much if he's good at it! In fact if he stumbles and stammers a bit, but is honest, she will read that as charming and perhaps a bit quirky. It's the honest part that gets her.

[Annie]

hell shitloads mate..... :D
But how many at the same time?

[northernvam]

OK .. so what I'm hearing from you is that hokey and honest beats slick and smooth, at least from your perspective Annie.

From Tiger's perspective .. all I need is a wheelbarrow and a bottle ... LOL

[Insider]

Ahh but that's the thing... if it is honest then it doesn't really matter so much if he's good at it! In fact if he stumbles and stammers a bit, but is honest, she will read that as charming and perhaps a bit quirky. It's the honest part that gets her.

Maybe you Annie, because you are honest. But that's not necessarily so for the average female in a bar scene looking to be picked up. Most are looking for a hot time with the hottest guy they can find for the night. And I do say this from a lot of personal experience in days gone by (not that *I* was that hot guy mind you). Though I wish more were like you.

[tiger50]

OK .. so what I'm hearing from you is that hokey and honest beats slick and smooth, at least from your perspective Annie.

From Tiger's perspective .. all I need is a wheelbarrow and a bottle ... LOL

well yeh, but i am slick too, always aske if she fucks on 1st dates , and if her dad owns a brewery..:D

[Annie]

Maybe you Annie, because you are honest. But that's not necessarily so for the average female in a bar scene looking to be picked up. Most are looking for a hot time with the hottest guy they can find for the night. And I do say this from a lot of personal experience in days gone by (not that *I* was that hot guy mind you). Though I wish more were like you.
I gotta tell you, you couldn't be more wrong! The average woman knows damn well she is not going home with that hottie! The average woman is looking for an equal and that means the average guy. The only problem is that the two of them are too damn chicken to make the first move. We all have our insecurities and the average woman knows that. Finding a man who is a bit shy, a tiny bit insecure and honest is very refreshing... and endearing.

And don't think that just because she's in a bar means that she is LOOKING to be "picked up".

[massage mike]

Tiger? How many women have you wheeled out of a bar in a wheelbarrow?how do you seer it thru th door when your bagged you better be insured:whee:

[massage mike]

over your shoulders and out the door be a real man

[Insider]

I gotta tell you, you couldn't be more wrong! The average woman knows damn well she is not going home with that hottie! The average woman is looking for an equal and that means the average guy. The only problem is that the two of them are too damn chicken to make the first move. We all have our insecurities and the average woman knows that. Finding a man who is a bit shy, a tiny bit insecure and honest is very refreshing... and endearing.

And don't think that just because she's in a bar means that she is LOOKING to be "picked up".

Annie, one reason why I disagree is this -- aside from the fact that Lena has made a monkey outta me in my Avatar (LOL) -- a lot of women that I've known would say I'm in the "nicer-looking" category (I realize that's ultimately in the eye of the beholder, some would also equate me with that monkey :)). But I've always been the open/shy type to some degree (gets a little less w/age of course). And I can tell you that MOST women do not like the open/shy type. There are some -- but they aren't usually in the bars and night clubs anyway. Only time I *ever* left a bar or club with a woman was when we both went there on a date to dance and hang out.

But I've know plenty of player types -- and while they make their share of enemies, I've seen so many women swoon over their bad-boy personalities and charm. And they're always the hot type that want the hot times. True, I wouldn't want to have so many enemies -- it's really not worth it IMO. But I have seen it more times than I can count. There's something about the authority and command that those guys radiate that seems to trigger the women's attraction senses. (Again, not putting you or all women in that category).

[Annie]

Annie, one reason why I disagree is this -- aside from the fact that Lena has made a monkey outta me in my Avatar (LOL) -- a lot of women that I've known would say I'm in the "nicer-looking" category (I realize that's ultimately in the eye of the beholder, some would also equate me with that monkey :)). But I've always been the open/shy type to some degree (gets a little less w/age of course). And I can tell you that MOST women do not like the open/shy type. There are some -- but they aren't usually in the bars and night clubs anyway. Only time I *ever* left a bar or club with a woman was when we both went there on a date to dance and hang out.

But I've know plenty of player types -- and while they make their share of enemies, I've seen so many women swoon over their bad-boy personalities and charm. And they're always the hot type that want the hot times. True, I wouldn't want to have so many enemies -- it's really not worth it IMO. But I have seen it more times than I can count. There's something about the authority and command that those guys radiate that seems to trigger the women's attraction senses. (Again, not putting you or all women in that category).
Well then I say it's where you're looking. If you look around any given bar, you might see those women swooning all around that hot guy or those hot guys.... that's true. They are the "active women", they are pretty and loud and hanging onto every word he says. But those are the ones that draw attention to themselves... and you don't notice the others. The ones you haven't been noticing... THOSE are the ones you WANT to meet. The ones who are not drawing attention to themselves... those are the AVERAGE women.

You're thinking they're hot... the loud ones... those are the ones who are probably going to be too drunk and loud in the end. The ones who are sitting quietly want conversation and they want someone to appreciate, and for someone to appreciate them. And they won't pass out on ya either.

[Insider]

Well then I say it's where you're looking. If you look around any given bar, you might see those women swooning all around that hot guy or those hot guys.... that's true. They are the "active women", they are pretty and loud and hanging onto every word he says. But those are the ones that draw attention to themselves... and you don't notice the others. The ones you haven't been noticing... THOSE are the ones you WANT to meet. The ones who are not drawing attention to themselves... those are the AVERAGE women.

You're thinking they're hot... the loud ones... those are the ones who are probably going to be too drunk and loud in the end. The ones who are sitting quietly want conversation and they want someone to appreciate, and for someone to appreciate them. And they won't pass out on ya either.

Well somehow I managed to miss out on them for years! LOL Maybe I really do look like this crazy avatar! :D

[Annie]

Well somehow I managed to miss out on them for years! LOL Maybe I really do look like this crazy avatar! :D
as my momma used to say... "Your picker must be broken. You always pick the wrong ones!" Sure beats a broken pecker, huh?

Oh the avatar is great! Fits in fine with the rest of the zoo!

[Insider]

as my momma used to say... "Your picker must be broken. You always pick the wrong ones!" Sure beats a broken pecker, huh?

Oh the avatar is great! Fits in fine with the rest of the zoo!

Well it's not any better now -- most women won't even look at a married man! Or a married chimp for that matter.

[Annie]

Well it's not any better now -- most women won't even look at a married man! Or a married chimp for that matter.
Yeah and most men wouldn't notice a woman flirting with him unless she hit him over the head with a brick! You probably have women flirt with you all the time and ya just don't see it... it's all about where you're looking!!

[Lena]

as my momma used to say... "Your picker must be broken. You always pick the wrong ones!" Sure beats a broken pecker, huh?

Oh the avatar is great! Fits in fine with the rest of the zoo!
Glad you approve of it!! :D

[Insider]

Yeah and most men wouldn't notice a woman flirting with him unless she hit him over the head with a brick! You probably have women flirt with you all the time and ya just don't see it... it's all about where you're looking!!

I actually do flirt back and forth. But that's as far as it goes. This site is unusual because it breaks down the stigma of being married amongst those in similar situations at home. But outside in the "real" world ...

Really, it's clear that they don't mind the flirting at all. Some really seem to love it. But just don't go beyond that normally.

[Insider]

Glad you approve of it!! :D

I'm Lena's organ-grinder pet. LOL

[Insider]

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[OICurready4me]

I prefer to scoop her up in my arms and carry her to bed!

[gussy422]

An open and honest one, the kind that cannot be scripted.
Nothing. I'd rather meet somebody here and get to know them. I worry about anyone who meets in a bar and will sleep with you the same night. Who knows how oftem she or he does that. Remember, when you sleep with them, you also sleep with everyone they slept with. Ya know what the difference is between love and herpes. ... Herpes does last forever. So, be careful:spbx:

[gussy422]

A friendly open smile...and then nothing...if I smile back, then maybe you could say hi...if you are too direct, forward, rude to anyone in the vicinity, or just give off a bad vibe...you will be dead in the water....


If I say hi to you and you respond without acting like you want anything further than maybe I might give you the time of day

Then why do you flirt here. Too many rules there Cher:)

[p.J]

I prefer to scoop her up in my arms and carry her to bed!

Wow! now that I like...

[dave42]

I would want to talk to her and see if she is my type. See if we connect or if the sparks fly. Chances are she might be attractive on the outside. But not very appealing on the inside. If I meet some one I like to go on a couple of dates to learn more. I did meet a woman at a bar once and thought she was not my type. I did not see her again untill I accidentally ran into her in a retail store where she was working, So she gave me her number. I did not call her for a week. And then decided what the hell, It's just dinner Why not? What else am I doing tonight? We went to dinner she was pretty excited to go out. Iasked after dinner, You want to see a movie? She said lets go to your place and watch television. We had some really hot sex that night. Man could she kiss! That was the best part. The kissing and foreplay,...I love that. We lasted till about 4 in the morning. Time flies when you are having fun! We saw each other for 2 1/2 months after that. Did she get around I don't know. I want to think that she was telling the truth. But you just never know. I do know that she was one of the most passionate sex partners that I have ever had.

[pointofnoreturn]

OK,

Here's a scenario that I'd like to throw out there, and I'd like to hear some ideas on what people would do ....

You are a male on a business trip, and rather than stay in your hotel room and post on married and flirting, you decide to go down and prowl the hotel bar. You see a woman sitting at the bar you find attractive ...

Men .. what would you do?

Ladies .. if you were the woman sitting at the bar, what kind of approach would get your attention .. and put you at ease?touch me on the arm, and slowly turn my chair to you.......eye contact!:knuddel:

[cherokeered]

Be confident....smile and make eye contact....don't be rude or overly agressive.....



Cherokee

[northernvam]

Thanks for all the input ...

Here is what I think I've heard ....

Open
Honesty
Eye Contact
Perhaps a touch on the arm ..

.. be firm, confident, but not overly agressive ...

Sounds like a plan to me. I didn't hear anyone say that you needed some good jokes as ice breakers ...

[Insider]

Thanks for all the input ...

Here is what I think I've heard ....

Open
Honesty
Eye Contact
Perhaps a touch on the arm ..

.. be firm, confident, but not overly agressive ...

Sounds like a plan to me. I didn't hear anyone say that you needed some good jokes as ice breakers ...

You could always use the old repeat, "Hey, don't you know me from somewhere?" :D

I'm sure that'll get you somewhere. Not with her, but somewhere. LOL

[pointofnoreturn]

How about"Are you tired?"cause you have been running thru my dreams each nite.....That always works. Or hey muffy, can I squeeze them? Or M&S how are you feeling today????

[northernvam]

LOL ... I like the line ... "are those fresh, and can I squeeze them?"

[Outta]

Pick up a woman?

Finger in her pussy, thumb in her ass. Pick her up like a 6-pak.

[cherokeered]

I would say....very carefully...lol



Cause you only get one shot.....:whee:

[fly]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

What a sight! Can you imagine?

hell shitloads mate..... :D

[Zifnab]

I always thought a frontend loader was a good idea...

[Willy S]

best way to pick up a woman? Bend your knees - you'll hurt your back otherwise.

[pointofnoreturn]

What if you are really short???If you bend your knees you would be sitting down.Well then pull up a chair.

[yaser]

I look at her boobs and later to her eyes begginngly...

[yaser]

What if you are really short???If you bend your knees you would be sitting down.Well then pull up a chair.
Ass pain?

[nsamale]

OK,

Here's a scenario that I'd like to throw out there, and I'd like to hear some ideas on what people would do ....

You are a male on a business trip, and rather than stay in your hotel room and post on married and flirting, you decide to go down and prowl the hotel bar. You see a woman sitting at the bar you find attractive ...

Men .. what would you do?

Ladies .. if you were the woman sitting at the bar, what kind of approach would get your attention .. and put you at ease?

I am very shy so i would probably just get another beer and sit and stare at her, wishing she would come over and say hi...guess thats not the way uh???

[showtime]

Awe just walk up to her ask if she wants to screw,,, if she says NO well then that leaves out the blow job too,, but you could ask that too.

[p.J]

Pick up a woman?

Finger in her pussy, thumb in her ass. Pick her up like a 6-pak.

:lmao :lmao said with such aplomb!!!

[Willy S]

What if you are really short???If you bend your knees you would be sitting down.Well then pull up a chair.

no problem - I'm not short.

[wwwdodgeit]

let me know witch one really works

[wwwdodgeit]

when i am open an honest they tell me to go back home to your wife

[OICurready4me]

Ask her if she's ever seen a grown man naked, if she says no, say "would you like to?", if she say yes, drop your pants and your home free!

[aceofspades1114]

I use my good old black book up of pickup lines

[paris]

Okay, mr. 1/4 century...lay one on me!I use my good old black book up of pickup lines

[OICurready4me]

Bend down, have her lean over your shoulder and lift (with your legs, you don't want to injure your back). Once that is done, you can take her where you want and have your way with her!!

[aceofspades1114]

I started a thread paris, I'll send it to ya

[nsamale]

Awe just walk up to her ask if she wants to screw,,, if she says NO well then that leaves out the blow job too,, but you could ask that too.

Ur funny showtime...afraid of getting slapped...:whee:

[northernvam]

Showtime ...

So here's the scene .. I walk into a bar, pick out a woman whom I'd like to fuck, walk up to her (she's sitting at the bar), tap her on the shoulder, and say ...

"Excuse me, I was looking for a woman to fuck tonight, and to be quite honest, you're the hottest woman in here, and I want to fuck you more than any of the other women in here ... would you like to come back to my room and take me up on that offer?"

So, do you think this would work? Ladies ... does this work for you, or do you need to have it smoothed out somewhat?

Comments are always welcome !!!

[showtime]

you do have to smooth it out somewhat

[OICurready4me]

Take a real good look at the lovely lady you want across the room, stare seductively and then lick your eyebrows. Guaranteed, you got her!

[OICurready4me]

Showtime ...

So here's the scene .. I walk into a bar, pick out a woman whom I'd like to fuck, walk up to her (she's sitting at the bar), tap her on the shoulder, and say ...

"Excuse me, I was looking for a woman to fuck tonight, and to be quite honest, you're the hottest woman in here, and I want to fuck you more than any of the other women in here ... would you like to come back to my room and take me up on that offer?"

So, do you think this would work? Ladies ... does this work for you, or do you need to have it smoothed out somewhat?

Comments are always welcome !!!


So how many drinks will this girl have had to not slap you?

[dave42]

Showtime ...

So here's the scene .. I walk into a bar, pick out a woman whom I'd like to fuck, walk up to her (she's sitting at the bar), tap her on the shoulder, and say ...

"Excuse me, I was looking for a woman to fuck tonight, and to be quite honest, you're the hottest woman in here, and I want to fuck you more than any of the other women in here ... would you like to come back to my room and take me up on that offer?"

So, do you think this would work? Ladies ... does this work for you, or do you need to have it smoothed out somewhat?

Comments are always welcome !!!Idon't know about you pal, but that woman would probably rip off my arms (and maybe other parts as well) and beat the holy living s@*% out of me with them. But hey, You got to go with what works for you!:D

[dave42]

Alrighty, for what it's worth. I am not good at picking up women in bars. I tend to be really shy in that type of situation. I think that I would compliment them on their appearance, Try to say somthing witty or funny. Something to start a conversation by and find out a little more about them. Chances are even though that person is attractive they may not be my type.

[OICurready4me]

Alrighty, for what it's worth. I am not good at picking up women in bars. I tend to be really shy in that type of situation. I think that I would compliment them on their appearance, Try to say somthing witty or funny. Something to start a conversation by and find out a little more about them. Chances are even though that person is attractive they may not be my type.


So your saying that you wouldn't go up to a girl and say "I want to fuck you, do you want to fuck me?" and expect to walk out with her!

[likesbuttons]

i noticed that there are a lot of women responding to this thread.....hmmmm

[sirman1]

i havent ever tried to pick up a woman. really i have not. they look into my eyes, they listen to my voice, and they smell the cologne im wearing and in all honesty thats how it starts. then the flirting begins. guys if you want a awsome cologne you might want to stop by victoria secrets and buy very sexy for men the stuff rocks!!!

[pointofnoreturn]

Ask her if she's ever seen a grown man naked, if she says no, say "would you like to?", if she say yes, drop your pants and your home free!That always works for me....When you drop your pants that is...:D

[CJSinIL]

Best way to pick up a woman ----- Lie on a flat surface. Grab the woman by her ankles and place the other hand on the rib cage. Now lift as if you are bench pressing. I really found that this is a good way to pick up women. Another option is to have the woman wrap her legs around your waist, and her arms around your neck, and lift slowly, and remember ....... always lift with your legs.

[pointofnoreturn]

I would like to be picked up that way....

[CJSinIL]

The line starts to my left darlin. I would like to be picked up that way....

[pointofnoreturn]

Are there others in line?????

[yaser]

Are there others in line?????
Who are you waiting for?

[pointofnoreturn]

The one who can make me melt....

[CJSinIL]

ummmmm. that would be me.:55 The one who can make me melt....

[CJSinIL]

And by the way point....you are first in line.

[dave42]

So your saying that you wouldn't go up to a girl and say "I want to fuck you, do you want to fuck me?" and expect to walk out with her!Maybe if I knew her a little and worded it differently and did it in a joking way it might persuade her a bit.

[showtime]

Ok so it started out as a joke then turned awfully crude,,, but I didn't mean to walk up to a girl in a bar and ask if she wanted to fuck, I meant get right to the point like "so what do you say to going to my place for drinks followed by a lot of really serious sex?" and if they say drop dead or go fuck yourself or any other rejecting commment then you can come back with "well I guess that leaves out the blowjob too"... it's just somthing to laugh about..

[ryu_kenshi]

hell ya just gotta be yourself.. cause that is what is either gonna drive her away later or make her want to stay..

[Cotties]

I still find clubbing a women over the head and dragging her away by the hair very affectiveBest way to pick up a woman ----- Lie on a flat surface. Grab the woman by her ankles and place the other hand on the rib cage. Now lift as if you are bench pressing. I really found that this is a good way to pick up women. Another option is to have the woman wrap her legs around your waist, and her arms around your neck, and lift slowly, and remember ....... always lift with your legs.

[Cotties]

I doubt you could pick up a whore with a full pay check and that mouth of yoursShowtime ...

So here's the scene .. I walk into a bar, pick out a woman whom I'd like to fuck, walk up to her (she's sitting at the bar), tap her on the shoulder, and say ...

"Excuse me, I was looking for a woman to fuck tonight, and to be quite honest, you're the hottest woman in here, and I want to fuck you more than any of the other women in here ... would you like to come back to my room and take me up on that offer?"

So, do you think this would work? Ladies ... does this work for you, or do you need to have it smoothed out somewhat?

Comments are always welcome !!!

[tiger50]

I doubt you could pick up a whore with a full pay check and that mouth of yours

:lmao :lmao :lmao dont unnerstand why that wudnt werk..:sc

[pointofnoreturn]

Showtime ...

So here's the scene .. I walk into a bar, pick out a woman whom I'd like to fuck, walk up to her (she's sitting at the bar), tap her on the shoulder, and say ...

"Excuse me, I was looking for a woman to fuck tonight, and to be quite honest, you're the hottest woman in here, and I want to fuck you more than any of the other women in here ... would you like to come back to my room and take me up on that offer?"

So, do you think this would work? Ladies ... does this work for you, or do you need to have it smoothed out somewhat?

Comments are always welcome !!!My my... i know you can do better than that. How about buying her a soda, and lightly touching her on the shoulder????Look into her eyes, and say....."YOu looked thirsty, now you look longingly.....CAn I help you with that???:dd

[NYCMasterplumber]

Honesty seems to work. Many years ago I was in Oklahoma and was sitting in Wil Rogers air port waiting for my plane to board as I just left OU (Sooner' s game) in Norman and 4 twisters hit and the flights were canceled.

As I was wondering what the hell I was going to do when I saw lady staring at me and I walked over we chatted and we ended up spending the night together in a local motel as she was also stranded and getting a room was difficult as it was.

I never got her last name and she never asked for mine all I knew is she was going to Boston and I was going back to NYC.


Amazing encounters do happen without all the BS one liners folks seem to throw around in a bar situation

[pointofnoreturn]

Honesty seems to work. Many years ago I was in Oklahoma and was sitting in Wil Rogers air port waiting for my plane to board as I just left OU (Sooner' s game) in Norman and 4 twisters hit and the flights were canceled.

As I was wondering what the hell I was going to do when I saw lady staring at me and I walked over we chatted and we ended up spending the night together in a local motel as she was also stranded and getting a room was difficult as it was.

I never got her last name and she never asked for mine all I knew is she was going to Boston and I was going back to NYC.


Amazing encounters do happen without all the BS one liners folks seem to throw around in a bar situationHonesty is always the best policy:sc

[Cotties]

now that I find hard to believe...I've seen so many dickheads do well with womenHonesty is always the best policy:sc

[pointofnoreturn]

If you are looking for a one nighter, then dickheads do win out. If youwant something twice or more.....be honest!

[northernvam]

My my... i know you can do better than that. How about buying her a soda, and lightly touching her on the shoulder????Look into her eyes, and say....."YOu looked thirsty, now you look longingly.....CAn I help you with that???:dd


Hmmm ... so should it be "regular coke", "diet coke" or "pepsi"? Perhaps I could go really wild and offer her some Dr. Pepper.

Then as, I'm touching her shoulder, I'll ask her if she needs anything, and tell her that I was a boy scout, and that I was taught to always be clean and prepared ...

Of course ... if she had a nice pair :dd my eyes couldn't help but check them out ... do you think that would ruin my chances?

.

[pointofnoreturn]

Hmmm ... so should it be "regular coke", "diet coke" or "pepsi"? Perhaps I could go really wild and offer her some Dr. Pepper.

Then as, I'm touching her shoulder, I'll ask her if she needs anything, and tell her that I was a boy scout, and that I was taught to always be clean and prepared ...

Of course ... if she had a nice pair :dd my eyes couldn't help but check them out ... do you think that would ruin my chances?

.If she had a nice pair of :dd then she is probably used to them being looked at. Diet pepsi for me Thanks

[northernvam]

If she had a nice pair of :dd then she is probably used to them being looked at. Diet pepsi for me Thanks

Are you speaking from experience point? Do men usually look at your chest? Or perhaps they find your stunning blue eyes more appealing than your other female endowments .....

[p.J]

now that I find hard to believe...I've seen so many dickheads do well with women

:D O you have left yourself wide open there Cotties... :kk

[Penny]

I catch guys looking at my butt alot, especially in the nice weather when i wear shorts. Its fun to turn around quick and catch them. They turn red and I smile letting them know its ok :)

[paris]

Take a real good look at the lovely lady you want across the room, stare seductively and then lick your eyebrows. Guaranteed, you got her!
You know me so well!!!

[Inspector72]

Wow no wonder that are so many affairs and single people out there today. :lmao

Is anyone one getting "Some"?

The best way is just to cut the shit, be yourself, have fun, challenge her a little, make her laugh, and feel good, and SLOW DOWN!!! Trust me, when you find that one...and do this...she'll blow you mind! She turn from that little innocent angel to a wild wanton woman!;) :kk

Originally Posted by Cotties
"now that I find hard to believe...I've seen so many dickheads do well with women"

Look at what these guys are doing compared to you! Hell I gave you one great example last week with PragmaticJen. Read down through these and put yourself in a woman's shoe....If I was a woman and heard these I would blow a guy off too and just go home to my :di or become bi!:lmao

[sirman1]

two arms wrap around then lift

[Cotties]

you know me so wellI catch guys looking at my butt alot, especially in the nice weather when i wear shorts. Its fun to turn around quick and catch them. They turn red and I smile letting them know its ok :)

[christinalee]

now that I find hard to believe...I've seen so many dickheads do well with women We all know thats true, but why?!!! Maybe they think they can change them, like in some old movie where the bad boy fell in love and changed his ways.

[unctarheel_32]

well i usually buy her a drink and start a casual conversation with her,i'll asker about her marital status and then i go from there.if i'm lucky enough to get a date with her i'll take her out to dinner and a movie or dancing

[sawflyman]

I've been told to get close grab her around the waist and lift with your leggs. wouldn't want to get a back sprain................. LMAO

[pointofnoreturn]

I've been told to get close grab her around the waist and lift with your leggs. wouldn't want to get a back sprain................. LMAOHey I was gonna use that one....:lmao Ok then how about by the hair????

[sawflyman]

what if they are shaved..................lmao

[milf_hunter916]

I just be myself if someone does not like me for me then they were not worth being with int eh first place... but hey to each thier own...

[RedVixen]

With his two hands?

[ZoeZachary]

OK,

Here's a scenario that I'd like to throw out there, and I'd like to hear some ideas on what people would do ....

You are a male on a business trip, and rather than stay in your hotel room and post on married and flirting, you decide to go down and prowl the hotel bar. You see a woman sitting at the bar you find attractive ...

Men .. what would you do?

Ladies .. if you were the woman sitting at the bar, what kind of approach would get your attention .. and put you at ease?

The best way I can think of is to make sure that you have the strength it is going to take. You might want to pick somone smaller to start with. Then I'd probably try picking her up in a sitting position, with your forearms under her between her hind-end and her knees. Then lift gently, while bending at the knee. You should probably ask her if she minds being picked up before you do this. Most women will take offense to a total stranger walking up to them in a bar and feeling their derriers.

On the other hand, if you would like her to go with you to your room, this might be the only option available to you. Women are not that easily persuaded to do the horizontal pleasure cruise with total strangers.

[wvromanticmale]

If you goal is the...." horizontal pleasure cruise" (I loved that metaphor ZZ) ...I can give you a lot of pointers of what not to do.

I find that I am usually too interested in the lady as a person and end up offering solutions to problems and enjoy seeing hope in their eyes. I have even had husbands thanking me for helping them solve issues at home. It does take a lot of time to talk and can be emotionally draining to give out so much but it can be very satisfying.

And I guess it helps knowing that really I am happily married and I can recover from a short spell of lack-a-nookie when I return home.

[JCcanU]

The best way I can think of is to make sure that you have the strength it is going to take. You might want to pick somone smaller to start with. Then I'd probably try picking her up in a sitting position, with your forearms under her between her hind-end and her knees. Then lift gently, while bending at the knee. You should probably ask her if she minds being picked up before you do this. Most women will take offense to a total stranger walking up to them in a bar and feeling their derriers.

On the other hand, if you would like her to go with you to your room, this might be the only option available to you. Women are not that easily persuaded to do the horizontal pleasure cruise with total strangers.

thats yet to be desided , have met a few women that wanted a fling for one night when I was on the road be shocked to know just how many . maybe its just me . but Im the one that just dont jump into bed with someone I just met takes a day or 2 .

[snowflake]

OK,

Here's a scenario that I'd like to throw out there, and I'd like to hear some ideas on what people would do ....

You are a male on a business trip, and rather than stay in your hotel room and post on married and flirting, you decide to go down and prowl the hotel bar. You see a woman sitting at the bar you find attractive ...

Men .. what would you do?

Ladies .. if you were the woman sitting at the bar, what kind of approach would get your attention .. and put you at ease?

I think this is one of my fantasies...haha... I know it ends with us in the hotel room ravishing my body, not sure about the "how & why" we got in there...:D

[yaser]

You know me so well!!!
He may but I don't know you very well Paris..I wonder how I discover you... :lf Can you open to me?

[PlayfulMale69]

I think that most men try too hard. If we just have a conversation with the lady and if something happens that is cool, or if not thta is okay. I think the women can read us pretty well. There might be an air of mystery or intrigue by just being a friend first.

I think women like men with confidence, sense of humor and thoughtful. Of course each chance meeting is going to be different so we can't generalize.

I love meeting women at the hotels I go to on business trips.

[OnlyOneMan]

I think this is one of my fantasies...haha... I know it ends with us in the hotel room ravishing my body, not sure about the "how & why" we got in there...:D

I find myself staying in lots of hotels. In what city will you next be in one, Snowflake?

[pointofnoreturn]

By her ears??

[OICurready4me]

I prefer in a limo, when I can...

[pointofnoreturn]

What about by the elbows??

[suzie147]

I have stayed in many hotels and have gone down to the bar by myself because I don't want to just sit in my room. I find that usually the people at the bar all are there to have someone to talk to - so striking up a casual conversation is always welcomed. I will talk and have fun in the bar with a group - or a person all night - then I will always go back to my room... alone.

[GaMan]

Suzie...I travel quite a bit as well. I also hate to sit in my hotel room at night so I will normally try to find the nearest bar. I enjoy the conversation and the excitement of what if. However, "what if" never materializes...but it's still a good way to spend lonely nights in a strange place.

[suzie147]

Suzie...I travel quite a bit as well. I also hate to sit in my hotel room at night so I will normally try to find the nearest bar. I enjoy the conversation and the excitement of what if. However, "what if" never materializes...but it's still a good way to spend lonely nights in a strange place.
I am totally with you on that - and you meet such interesting people... sure beats sitting alone watching re-runs... or worse... working til all hours of the nite!! I once met a famous ESPN sports caster in the bar at an airport talking to the airport manager... we had a great conversation, it was awesome...

So - i even carry that through to the airport... people are so interesting... and everyone has a story...

[oldandnaked]

Very carefully, at my age I have to remember to use my legs and not my back.

[Shiane]

Like a 6 pack? :sc



lol :D

[GeekMaster]

Like a 6 pack? :sc



lol :D

Jose Quervo??

[Shiane]

Jose Quervo??

Jose doesn't come in 6 packs lol!:whee:

[aviatorspirit69]

I have stayed in many hotels and have gone down to the bar by myself because I don't want to just sit in my room. I find that usually the people at the bar all are there to have someone to talk to - so striking up a casual conversation is always welcomed. I will talk and have fun in the bar with a group - or a person all night - then I will always go back to my room... alone.

May I join you for a drink some time?

[suzie147]

May I join you for a drink some time?
Absolutely Aviator - just as long as you understand that I always go back to my room - alone. :kk (but - I never said that I wouldn't consider a rare exception... :D)

[Willy S]

By her ears??
:D

[snowflake]

I find myself staying in lots of hotels. In what city will you next be in one, Snowflake?

You will be the first to know next time I travel... :D

[spare_change]

Best way to pick up a woman? If you knew Tessie, you would say a front-end loader.

[pointofnoreturn]

in a cab???

[Sweetdreams069]

This might sound stupid but go down to the bar with a stuffed animal, a toy or just something stupid. Grab a table and sit it there. Maybe read a book or something. Don't pay any attention or even look at them. Chicks will become intrigued and curious and won't be able to stay away. It's all about starting a conversation so you need props! Sometimes crazy works!! :55 (of course I've never tried this, it's all theory but I bet it would work :D )

[Niceandsmove]

maintain eye contact, smile, and shot from the hip

[spare_change]

No idea.

[chiboy_67]

Bend at the knees!

[Wil]

don't try too hard...be yourself...i think

[suzie147]

You know - if you just give a woman attention... make her feel special - start a conversation and ask about her...

You can't miss!!

[RedVixen]

OK,

Here's a scenario that I'd like to throw out there, and I'd like to hear some ideas on what people would do ....

You are a male on a business trip, and rather than stay in your hotel room and post on married and flirting, you decide to go down and prowl the hotel bar. You see a woman sitting at the bar you find attractive ...

Men .. what would you do?

Ladies .. if you were the woman sitting at the bar, what kind of approach would get your attention .. and put you at ease?

Walk up next to her with a smile and say something witty - not corny. Laughter is a good tension breaker and hopefully you're joke will be funny enough that it will start a conversation and go from there.

[Cotties]

Back in the old cave days it was by the hair....how I miss those days

[Wet Beaver]

Back in the old cave days it was by the hair....how I miss those days

back then.....you would weave a basket or something....






now.....what is in your wallet???











i know whats in your pants is a did.....:na

[Sabrina]

Bend at the knees!

:lmao

[Sabrina]

This might sound stupid but go down to the bar with a stuffed animal, a toy or just something stupid. Grab a table and sit it there. Maybe read a book or something. Don't pay any attention or even look at them. Chicks will become intrigued and curious and won't be able to stay away. It's all about starting a conversation so you need props! Sometimes crazy works!! :55 (of course I've never tried this, it's all theory but I bet it would work :D )

Oh, Sweet...say it isn't so.....not such a cheesy stunt from you!:nu

[PunkyBob]

Look her in de eye...toss her ovah de shouldah...an bring her back to de cave...

[cherokeered]

Look her in de eye...toss her ovah de shouldah...an bring her back to de cave...


LOL...actually, that works for me...:D

[PunkyBob]

LOL...actually, that works for me...:D

Well den...dere's a roaring fire, a huge slab of meat turning, a big club to chase off dem damn beasts...and my loincloth been cleaned last month...

[Sabrina]

Now there is the real Punky!

[ldon]

If you're confident in yourself, and a seat is available next to her, you ask if the seat is available. That gives her the choice of saying yes. Once seated, get the bartender's attention, order a drink and while ordering, look over and ask if you might refill hers. That done, , strike up a converstation about what you are doing there and see what her interests are. Typically she will respond if she is interested. Once you have become familiar, suggest dinner. The night goes from there. It would be nice to do your homework. Find out about restuareants, comedy clubs, etc. If this doesn't work, go to plan B. Hey Red, how about dinner?

[pointofnoreturn]

by her ankles??

[PunkyBob]

by her ankles??

Yes, but only after her wrists have been tied to the headboard...

[Big O]

you know why cavemen dragged their women by the feet?

[PunkyBob]

you know why cavemen dragged their women by the feet?

No, why did cavemen drag their women by the feet?

[Big O]

No, why did cavemen drag their women by the feet?

cause if they dragged them by their ankles they would fill up with sand!

badda boom....

[pointofnoreturn]

baddabing!

[OICurready4me]

wrapping my right arm around her waist, cupping her gorgeous butt in the palms of my hands and carrying her to our little pleasure palace

[mile high]

I find the problem with most men when they chat-up women is they emphasise the sexual component of the interaction, rather than just letting nature take its course.

Fact is, if you approach a woman and start up a conversation at a bar, she kinda knows you're attracted to her as surely as the pimply button pusher at Burger King knows you're hungry when you peruse the till at 2am.

It's pointless saying something like "Well, I think I could fall madly in bed with you," unless you want to kill all anticipation and tension between you and the female in question. I reckon women appreciate a guy being able to keep sex out of the conversation until they've sussed whether you're a creep or not.

The core components of flirting with someone (IMO) are to have fun, coupled with the thrill of not knowing if they are or aren't interested in you. It's very hard to generate that tension if your first words to a female are: "If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"

I mean, has that crap worked for any man, in the history of the world?

That's why I would keep it simple.

"Hi, my name's Frank," and then offer my hand, "Can I buy you a drink".

Simple, civil, and no mention of boobs.

[AL(m)]

Well bend at the knees and use your arms to support her bottom and back and lift.......ehehehehehehe opps the other way of picking up a lady...... hmmmm well tend to be on the shy side in real life.. so not sure I have the right or wrong way......

[onceamarine]

so men actually do pick up women? I was convinced it was some myth started by men as a ploy to get women to have sex with them. I still wonder how I ended up married, because I have absolutely no idea how to pick up a woman.

[yaser]

To pick up a woman is not a good expression...Everybody has a right to choose..

[AL(m)]

To pick up a woman is not a good expression...Everybody has a right to choose..

I would agree and one should always respect the Ladies choice.... even if its a no then one should respect here and walk away......

No need to start any verbal abuse.. or call them names.....
We can appeal to everyone no matter how we wish it otherwise......

[waterboy]

ok I have a question do you wear you wedding ring when you picking some one up?

[ethans_so_bad]

bend slightly at the knees and lift with your legs.......unless of course she is your wife in which case she has probably gotten too fat to pick up at all.........

xox

[oldsoul3426]

OK,

Here's a scenario that I'd like to throw out there, and I'd like to hear some ideas on what people would do ....

You are a male on a business trip, and rather than stay in your hotel room and post on married and flirting, you decide to go down and prowl the hotel bar. You see a woman sitting at the bar you find attractive ...

Men .. what would you do?

Ladies .. if you were the woman sitting at the bar, what kind of approach would get your attention .. and put you at ease?
walk up and intorduce yourself to her and ask to buy her a drink.

[Amaretto]

walk up and intorduce yourself to her and ask to buy her a drink.

That's a great start oldsoul. Don't forget to look me right in the eyes, smile meaningfully, and show signs of intelligence!

[oldsoul3426]

That's a great start oldsoul. Don't forget to look me right in the eyes, smile meaningfully, and show signs of intelligence!
That wouldn't be a problem at all. I enjoy women all aspects of women. I have great respect for women.

[oldsoul3426]

That's a great start oldsoul. Don't forget to look me right in the eyes, smile meaningfully, and show signs of intelligence!
You can tell so many things from someones eyes.

[UltimateNaneki]

With both hands is always preffered! :lmao

[Mountainman27]

As a man I would have to with honesty. Hi Im horny want a drink

[OICurready4me]

bend slightly at the knees and lift with your legs.......unless of course she is your wife in which case she has probably gotten too fat to pick up at all.........

xox



:lmao :lmao (how do you think I injured my back?) ....

[PlayfulMale69]

As a man I would have to with honesty. Hi Im horny want a drink

Very funny! Welcome to the site!

[pointofnoreturn]

eye contact...

[p.J]

... By her hair!

[pointofnoreturn]

[QUOTE]If she holds her arms up folded in front you can pick her up by the elbows...

[Amaretto]

That wouldn't be a problem at all. I enjoy women all aspects of women. I have great respect for women.

What are ways that you show this respect?

[Operator Bob]

What are ways that you show this respect?

Amaretto....good question!!! Show women respect by treating them as your best friend and not as your worse enemy. Respecting them more for who they are instead of for their body or what they can do for me. Respecting them for what they do for me and for others and not take advantage of them. Respecting them by giving them the love they deserve.

[OICurready4me]

Amaretto....good question!!! Show women respect by treating them as your best friend and not as your worse enemy. Respecting them more for who they are instead of for their body or what they can do for me. Respecting them for what they do for me and for others and not take advantage of them. Respecting them by giving them the love they deserve.


I agree... there are so many women who deserve so much more love than they are getting. I think some of them feel they don't deserve it but they surely don't deserve to be treated like dog shit. My wife and I may have issues but I respect her and she respects me.
Respect is a two way street and if you treat people the way you yourself would like to be treated, in most cases, you will get the respect you deserve. There are disrespectful people that we will all come across but, keeping the previous statement in mind, those people will get theirs in the end and get crapped on the way the crap on others.

[MCat]

Just come out and ask her.....

Do you think your husband would mind if I buy you a drink?

[bryan3636]

Do you think your husband would mind if I buy you a drink???



Just come out and ask her.....

Do you think your husband would mind if I buy you a drink?

[MCat]

Do you think your husband would mind if I buy you a drink???

I don't think he'd mind at all.....I know I would love it....

Hmmmm, do you dance?

[Big O]

I don't think he'd mind at all.....I know I would love it....

Hmmmm, do you dance?

I do.....:wa:

[bryan3636]

After a few drinks I'm Fred Astaire



I don't think he'd mind at all.....I know I would love it....

Hmmmm, do you dance?

[MCat]

I do.....:wa:



After a few drinks I'm Fred Astaire

Dang fellas....I think I'm in heaven.....

After a few drinks I'm Ginger Rogers....and 3 of her sisters....:boobs:

[Phlirt]

I have found that sincere flattery works well in picking up women ;)

[TheTurtle]

Definitely over the shoulder, in a fireman's carry is best. Then the feet are pointed away, and the hands beat on your backside -- which is fun, anyways! :na

[Annie]

... on a Harley.

[Sweetdreams069]

... on a Harley.

Would you settle for a really nice Honda Goldwing?

[Annie]

Would you settle for a really nice Honda Goldwing? Nope.


.... sorry. Not quite the same.

[Sweetdreams069]

Nope.


.... sorry. Not quite the same.

:cry:....I'd be upset if I had a Goldwing ;)

[longing for passion]

For those wanting something more, you capture her heart first. Picking a woman up is the easy part, it's completing her that is the challenge.

[Sweetdreams069]

... on a Harley.

Would you settle for a really nice, custom-painted Honda Shadow that looked and sounded like a Harley?

[Annie]

Would you settle for a really nice, custom-painted Honda Shadow that looked and sounded like a Harley?No. Would you settle for a blow up doll that looked and sounded like the real thing? Honda's are nice, but they will never substitute for the real deal for me!

[Sweetdreams069]

No. Would you settle for a blow up doll that looked and sounded like the real thing? Honda's are nice, but they will never substitute for the real deal for me!

Ok, I think I saw you're other thread and now I realize why you have a hot nut for a harley. You go girl!!! ;)

[TheTurtle]

Ok, I think I saw you're other thread and now I realize why you have a hot nut for a harley. You go girl!!! ;)

I think it's that whole vibration thing. :di I prefer the quieter Yamahas for actually riding, personally; but you can never convince a die hard Harley fan of that -- ever!

[Sweetdreams069]

I think it's that whole vibration thing. :di I prefer the quieter Yamahas for actually riding, personally; but you can never convince a die hard Harley fan of that -- ever!

I hear ya. I ride with guys that have all kinds of bikes. Everyone has thier own opinion. A bikes a bike if ya ask me. I've seen killer Yamahas, Hondas, Harleys, and you name it!

[Wet Beaver]

... on a Harley.


hmmmm.... you on a harley....sweeeeeeeeet.......:whee:

[Annie]

hmmmm.... you on a harley....sweeeeeeeeet.......:whee:Yeah... even sweeter if it's my own... every girl shoud own at least one.


... although the back of your Indian wouldn't be bad a ride.



:sc ... or would it?

[Pink4You]

Make eye contact first. Then smile, if she smiles back then your move. Depends on the setting from here. Tell her you like her hair or her outfit. Don't move too quick. Look to see if she is playing with her hair. This is a weakness of ours. She is interested in you, good luck.

[scoobertina]

The best way I have been picked up.. I straddle his lap as he is sitting on the couch.. kissing him... he leans forward, I tuck my legs around him, and rises.. carrying me with him to the bed...

[OICurready4me]

Put both hands on the cheeks of her ass and lift her up, slowing inserting something long and hard for stability. I hate to see her fall down.

[Amaretto]

Would you settle for a really nice Honda Goldwing?

Hey, if Annie doesn't want you on a Goldwing, I do! I'd take a Goldwing over a Harley any day, though personally we have a Yamaha Ventura Royala. It's nice too.

[Annie]

I think it's that whole vibration thing. :di I prefer the quieter Yamahas for actually riding, personally; but you can never convince a die hard Harley fan of that -- ever!Well if you don't like noise think of it this way.... every car on the road near a Harley knows you're there. It's just one reason why a Harley is considered one of the safest bikes. Sometimes a little noise can be a good thing.

[kawagrn]

Any bike can be loud. I've never heard Harleys are the safest except in jokes. You know, Harleys are safer cause they spend most of the time in the shop.

Sorry forgot this isn't my Bike forum :whee:

[TheTurtle]

Well if you don't like noise think of it this way.... every car on the road near a Harley knows you're there. It's just one reason why a Harley is considered one of the safest bikes. Sometimes a little noise can be a good thing.

See what I mean? :na

Of course, a little noise at the right time can be a wonderful thing; a great cue! Wanna make a little noise? :sex

[Cotties]

By throwing logic out the window

[Annie]

Any bike can be loud. I've never heard Harleys are the safest except in jokes. You know, Harleys are safer cause they spend most of the time in the shop.

Sorry forgot this isn't my Bike forum :whee:Awe sheesh... the first thing I had to do was at your age. Yeah I get it... ya like things fast. Well I like to go for long, slow, noisy, vibrating, sometimes bumpy cruises. Fast quickies just don't do it for me.

[PunkyBob]

Awe sheesh... the first thing I had to do was at your age. Yeah I get it... ya like things fast. Well I like to go for long, slow, noisy, vibrating, sometimes bumpy cruises. Fast quickies just don't do it for me.

They can, however, be a great way to let off the initail frenzy in order to settle down to enjoy a nice long ride!

[chopper]

throw them over your shoulder

[angelis]

throw them over your shoulder

hmm,the caveman routine,interesting!!!;)

[yaser]

To play with her mind

[angelis]

To play with her mind

yeah that works!:kk

[AL(m)]

In your arms and head to the bedroom.....

[simplygrace]

I would like to be approached first you introducing yourself to me and ask if you could sit next to me. Then offer me a drink and start up a converation. Then we go from there.:kk

[NYCMasterplumber]

Ask the Bell hop to ask her HOW MUCH LMAO

[NYCMasterplumber]

Ask the Bell hop to ask her HOW MUCH LMAO


OR ask her how does one get into those tight pants and she will normally say "Start off by buying me a drink"

[toowildtotame]

As I frequently tell my friends, " I see many Harley Riders, but not many true BIKERS!". I have riden for over 40 years, and I have owned Harley's. If I choose to go touring I then ride a Touring BIKE-- I call them Garbage wagons as they have all the comforts that this OLD BUTT needs for comfort going down the highway.
I find the best way to PICK UP A LADY is to introduce myself and ask if she is alone, and if so, perhaps join her for further conversation and a drink.

[cherokeered]

very carefully....we don't like to be dropped...lol

[cheerymissy_34]

always remember ...bend at the knees....dont want to throw your back out and drop us...:lmao

[Huzyerdaddi]

forklift

[spare_change]

forklift

Obviously, you date some BIG women! :lmao

[cherokeered]

Obviously, you date some BIG women! :lmao


or he needs to eat more spinach....:lmao

[Badbill]

I find myself on the road, looking up bars and such, thinking of going out. But usually dont. If I meet someone on line and talk to them first, I am usually alot more confident, than if I have never spoke to them.

[Sweetdreams069]

Smiling and saying hello usually works wonders for me.

[Cmplsvlovr]

yellow pages under "escorts"! A sure thing, and the same cost as trying to find someone at a bar! lol

[jdig]

I say the best place to pick up a woman is.....
Having their back against the wall, after tasting the libations from your knees..... put both arms underneath their legs..... and lift.... you have the wall supporting the back... easy access.....

Thats how I would pick up a woman!

[WandaRing]

best way to pick up a woman? I'd call 911 for help. Has she fallen, tripped or been pushed over? Is she conscious, can you feel a pulse....no, her pulse not yours!....:lmao :na

[subtlehands]

Begging?

[stucknmarriage74(f)]

sit away from her maybe @ a table then have waitress buy her whatever she is drinking and tell her where it is the drink came from..she'll look over at you...sizing u up and decide if SHE wants to talk to YOU

[Shawn_N_Sandiego]

I personally have never had an issue getting the conversation going, and I think as long as you don't think you are going to seal the deal that night everything would be fine, I would think nothing would make a woman feel more like a tramp than some guy thinking that after saying some choice things she is going to sleep with him....if it happens it happens but don't assume you are going to score.

[Iwantutowantme]

by the hair....caveman style? when all else fails, get them a cab... :)

[flake68]

sit away from her maybe @ a table then have waitress buy her whatever she is drinking and tell her where it is the drink came from..she'll look over at you...sizing u up and decide if SHE wants to talk to YOU

You know, your right;that has actually worked for me.....(atleast once or twice):)

[ksue7274]

I say the best place to pick up a woman is.....
Having their back against the wall, after tasting the libations from your knees..... put both arms underneath their legs..... and lift.... you have the wall supporting the back... easy access.....

Thats how I would pick up a woman!

Sounds like you know what you are doing.

[Dr.Longfellow]

save her from some other guy who is obnoxiously hitting on her..... :)

[yaser]

best way to pick up a woman? I'd call 911 for help. Has she fallen, tripped or been pushed over? Is she conscious, can you feel a pulse....no, her pulse not yours!....:lmao :na
AnnieG how can I pick up you? :kk

[fly]

I would recommend bending at the knees so's you don't tweak your back!;)

[dcowboy09]

by catching her when she fall off the bar stool

[sexytiger]

Then I guess I better catch her before you if I want to get lucky...

[private beaches]

Both hands around her waist, pick her up, over your shoulder - and to the cave! HeHeHe

[fun2bewith1972]

Be assertive, be honest, be loving in glib way. Good conversation will always lead to something.

[Psynge]

Ok going back to jr high...
Best way to pick up a woman is like a six-pack......

[jmsmith12345]

like a bowling ball?

[1sxymama]

scoop her up and whisk her away

[learman3]

Wrap your arms around her waist and lift. Don't for get to bend the knees, you don't want to hurt your back.

[FeIsTy FaV]

DUH! Like a bowling ball

[learman3]

Not enough holes to do that.

Sorry about that.....

[was4fun2003]

I think the best approach is to go in with no expectations. If a game was on TV and there was a guy at the bar, you would start with talking about the game and think of nothing more.

If it is a women, go in looking for some interesting conversation and nothing more. I have never taken it beyond that point, but I have had some very interesting conversations.

[Inapinch]

In a limo

[siv7]

In a limo....Yes that'll do .... I'm waiting

[uppagedownpage]

I recommend liquid courage...with a big smile and buying her a drink.

[Singeon]

played this game many times...If prolonged eye contact cannot be made....before you approach her vicinity...the game is up...if it can be made...perhaps a spark of interest glows within her...how you fan that spark is a matter of technique...and the courage to continue...

[SirFox]

Feel her energies and act accordingly.

[~freshly~]

Feel her energies and act accordingly.

Got it in one SirFox....& eye contact....:ok

[yaser]

Got it in one SirFox....& eye contact....:ok

Wink(right eye).wink(left eye).Wink wink B(both eyes) to Freshly..No answer yet.:sng

[SirFox]

Got it in one SirFox....& eye contact....:ok

Recently, I was given a foot massage under a dining table....from a lady....
that was something new for me. It showed the clear intentions of the giver. Needless to say, I was happy to give more (later)...being the obliging soul that I am... LOL

[yaser]

Recently, I was given a foot massage under a dining table....from a lady....
that was something new for me. It showed the clear intentions of the giver. Needless to say, I was happy to give more (later)...being the obliging soul that I am... LOL

SirFox, which part of you was most sensitive to get the underground massage?

[SirFox]

SirFox, which part of you was most sensitive to get the underground massage?

You won't believe it, Professor: it was my head.

[yaser]

You won't believe it, Professor: it was my head.

I believe Fox, becasue my mind is really respeonsive to a nice attractive woman's winks.

[OnceAKing]

like a bowling ball?

LMAO damn what a visual JM...geeze where did you get that mind of yours? :lmao