The last thing you do before going to bed.

[Huzyerdaddi]

ah... a hot water bottle is a rubber type thingy that you fill with hot water and put in your bed to warm ones feet!

Oh...sounds nice.

Hey y'all! Do we have any of 'em thingys here in America?

[p.J]

Oh...sounds nice.

Hey y'all! Do we have any of 'em thingys here in America?

You do... its called a bottle blow moulding machine!! hey it is...honest!

[Huzyerdaddi]

You do... its called a bottle blow moulding machine!! hey it is...honest!

wow....i must be shopping in ah da wong paces.

errr...wait. I don't shop!

[p.J]

wow....i must be shopping in ah da wong paces.

errr...wait. I don't shop!


mmmmmm! perhaps your spelling is a little suspect!

[Huzyerdaddi]

mmmmmm! perhaps your spelling is a little suspect!

hey! ALL of those words are in the dictionary!

[p.J]

hey! ALL of those words are in the dictionary!


mmmmmmm! in YOUR dictionary! ;)

[ksue7274]

I tell him goodnight.

[stellabelle]

turn on my fan

[MarriedQt]

I make sure all the lights are off and doors are locked.

[Han Solo]

Call her a Doofus Face....then check the doors....make sure the garage door is closed for like the 5th time the same night......then panic at how late it is and how early I need to get up..

[Nice]

Leave him a good morning message.

[Sofia]

brush my teeth and then check the doors locks

[Curiousoneonly]

Wash my face and brush my teeth

[Xanadu7]

Chat

[southARsmiler]

kick the dog off the bed...good grief

[Midwest girl]

tell him goodnight, which takes forever cause I hate leaving him...log off, shut off the lights, call for the cat, lock the front door, walk upstairs in the dark, brush my teeth, take off my clothes, and climb into bed still thinking of the conversation that just ended.....

[UltimateNaneki]

get nude :)

[Inapinch]

roll onto my left side

[Sensual Woman]

Play with my...mmmmm....:ok

[cherokeered]

say goodnight and i love u...:inlve:sng

[Iowa84]

Put in ear plugs so his snoring doesnt wake me!

[Sneaky]

Call her a Doofus Face....then check the doors....make sure the garage door is closed for like the 5th time the same night......then panic at how late it is and how early I need to get up..
:sngI say goodnight to Pookie Face, log off, brush my teeth, set my alarm and crash.

[Han Solo]

:sngI say goodnight to Pookie Face, log off, brush my teeth, set my alarm and crash.
Oh, so you stay up longer and have other conversations?? Must be, because I don't know ANYONE by that name? :sc

[Sneaky]

Oh, so you stay up longer and have other conversations?? Must be, because I don't know ANYONE by that name? :sc
Oh Im sorry. In public we don't use that one.

I forgot to replace it with "Manly Man".
Sorry.:sng

[biker-69s]

Make her smile...then say goodnight baby......

[Han Solo]

Oh Im sorry. In public we don't use that one.

I forgot to replace it with "Manly Man".
Sorry.:sng
Actually in public I prefer Stud Puppet!!....................or at the very least "Butch" ;)

[Sneaky]

Actually in public I prefer Stud Puppet!!....................or at the very least "Butch" ;)

Ok honey. After all i am Princess of all things Han Solo.:inlve

[TilersCut]

Brush the hair from her face, kiss her sleeping cheek goodnight (she's always in bed so boorishly very early), and have an affair of the mind...

[Deb_Boondoggle_4]

I were her

[stellabelle]

Changed into my nightie

[yaser]

Taking a nap

[Bamboo]

brush my teeth

[jacklonghorn]

throw my clothes in the hamper and shut off the light.

[Bandit]

Cry :cry:

[UltimateNaneki]

the last thing I do before going to bed is tuck his sheets in so that he can't escape...:lmao

[dixiechiknga]

Get Naked !!!!:ok

[Sensual Woman]

Cry :cry:

me too

[1hotrod]

I'm with dix....ummmmm I mean I get naked too.....lol

[theraven2112]

hmmm...turn out the light....

[WickedKitten]

Last thing I do before going to bed..make sure the doors are all locked, brush my teeth and wash my face.

[Charmed]

Say my prayers.

[Loves2Flirt]

Roll onto my belly and snuggle my pillow.

[tadpole]

kiss my little one good night...

[TilersCut]

I were her


Me, too. But only if you promised not to run away.

[Leyla]

kisses and good nights:)

[fourisit]

Log out of M&F and check the doors are locked

[TilersCut]

I were her

Needless to say...it would no longer be just an affair of the mind.

[Midwest girl]

tell him good night and sign off of yahoo and head for upstairs

[Curiousoneonly]

Cry :cry:
:hug:

[Curiousoneonly]

me too
:hug:

[Deb_Boondoggle_4]

Needless to say...it would no longer be just an affair of the mind.

It would be an affair of the mind, body, and soul.

[PlayfulMale69]

I masturbate so I don't have to lay awake next to the woman who is not interested.

[tiger50]

I masturbate so I don't have to lay awake next to the woman who is not interested.

yep mate.. understand that one.... :wa:

[TilersCut]

It would be an affair of the mind, body, and soul.
You could have no other, Deb. I guess that's what keeps you running away.

[lizpur]

check my phone...

[Atrebla Rose]

I brush my teeth, wash my face, put on perfume and PRAY tonight is the night!!!! one day I will learn!

[1hotrod]

I brush my teeth, wash my face, put on perfume and PRAY tonight is the night!!!! one day I will learn!

lol...silly girl.....sorry guess I shouldn't laugh....I'm in the same boat...

[Atrebla Rose]

lol...silly girl.....sorry guess I shouldn't laugh....I'm in the same boat...


well, we have to have hope!!! keeps us alive I guess,,,,and HIYA :kk

[Lacey]

Give my husband a big kiss!

[PoolHallJunkie]

Brush my teeth and wash my face, and check on my kids one last time before I go to sleep.

[Frenchie_lady]

Kiss my baby girl.

[podunk]

Brush my teeth and hope she says yes for a change

[private beaches]

Say goodnight to hubby, brush my teeth and read for a while

[samdoe]

well it depends for what you are going to bed

to sleep:
- brush and pee

to have sex
- brush wash/freshnup/light bath


:lf

[scoobertina]

lately I close my eyes and I think up 10 ways of telling my kids how much they mean to me.. then I think about how lucky I am right now.. then I listen to the dog snore and let myself drift off

[WandaRing]

well it depends for what you are going to bed

to sleep:
- brush and pee

to have sex
- brush wash/freshnup/light bath


:lf
:yks Brush and pee at the same time...and what are you brusing while you're peeing? :crs

[earthgirl]

Hug & kiss my dogs.

[Guitar Strummer]

Lately....ask the man upstairs for a just few more favors. Must be workin' but the bills gonna be HUGE.

[stellabelle]

Turn on my fan.

[Bandit]

Read my book (currently "From a Buick 8")

[pointofnoreturn]

Brush my teeth and say my prayers to take care of my friends and family. Those here and those already gone...

[PEBBLIEPOO]

brush my teeth

[learman3]

I get undressed.

[Deb_Boondoggle_4]

You could have no other, Deb. I guess that's what keeps you running away.

How is it that you seem to understand the complexity of me?

[Xanadu7]

Hi Deb

[laineycali]

the last thing????..........hehehe . .. ...suck my thumb.. ya thats it...

[Xanadu7]

Still not in bed .... DOH!!

[TilersCut]

How is it that you seem to understand the complexity of me?

:sc :sc :sc :sc :sc :sc

High EQ, perhaps?

[Tiglet]

Strip down.

[ohiochris]

set the television on sleep mode

[DrakeinColumbus]

throw on a pair boxers and brush my teeth

[ohiochris]

take my glasses off (assuming I don't fall asleep wearing them)

[Ally]

Strip down and put on a tshirt to sleep in.

[kay1965]

Brush my teeth and brush my hair

[neil48]

ipod goes on and I rock myself to sleep

[dcowboy09]

fluff my pillow

[Alfa]

My favorite last thing I do before going to bed is to open my kids' doors a crack and have a look at them sleeping.
Real heart melter!

[Han Solo]

Anymore it's set the alarm on the cell phone and drop it on the floor next to the bed.

[stellabelle]

Push the dog off of my spot in the bed!

[Charmed]

charge my cellphone

[66angelholly]

turn on the alarm and dim down the lights

[biker-69s]

Kiss her picture goodnight..........

[fourisit]

Plug my phone into the charger so I can be charged for morning texts.

[scoobertina]

I thank God that my kids are safe and healthy.. I "talk" to my mother and my brother and ask them to keep an eye on everyone I care about.. I cleanse my mind... close my eyes.. and I picture my dream...

[sexytiger]

Turn the radio on, the alarm on, and wait for the good dreams to come my way.

[Midwest girl]

i turn off the lights, call for the cat, check the boys and cover them back up, kiss them and whisper I love you..

[leighm]

Brush my teeth, hop into bed and read for an hour then stay awake for another two.

[steve4063]

i always give the wife a kiss and cuddle and say i Love you:sng
then cuddle her while i go to sleep :sex

[cyclops]

Do the Laundry

[learman3]

Strip down to my whitey tighties.

[steve4063]

Strip down to my whitey tighties.


LMAO :sry

[Cotties]

turn on the radio

[3dcadmaster]

Watch tv til wife came to bed to take over the remote. Kissed her good night. Turned over. That's all I remember before waking up. Same usual routine 95% of the time.

[militaryguy17]

I lay in bed watching tv.

[chubbybutcute]

brush my teeth and :sex

[chilligb]

Kiss the hubby and tell him I love him.

[will30143]

Check to see what is on the horizon for tomorrow.

[Catman354]

Play guitar and howl at the moon!!!!!!!

[Big O]

I kiss her goodnight and tell her that I love her....

[ohiochris]

turn my daughter's tv off.

[navigater]

Turn off the light and lay my head down

[Ally]

I think about how Barkiss is the man.

(that's 3!)

[learman3]

LMAO :sry
Gee thanks, I know the visual is down right awful.

[Ally]

I let out a good one. No better time to let one loose than right before bed.

(omg...that one was the hardest task Barkiss)

[countrygent07]

My true love - meeeeeeeeeeooooooooowww!!!

[Sneaky]

I let out a good one. No better time to let one loose than right before bed.

(omg...that one was the hardest task Barkiss)
LMAO!
Me thinks Kristy has lost some sort of a bet.

[Ally]

LMAO!
Me thinks Kristy has lost some sort of a bet.

I wish it was a bet!!! Nope....I'm just grovelling. It's almost KILLED me...especially knowing how much pleasure he would get out of it...lol

[kaurikiwiguy]

Think how great it would be to be getting layed

[Sneaky]

I wish it was a bet!!! Nope....I'm just grovelling. It's almost KILLED me...especially knowing how much pleasure he would get out of it...lol
LOL! Well there's nothin' like a little groveling & a good fart joke to get you out of trouble!

[kaurikiwiguy]

Fart usually

[Ally]

Fart usually

Did someone make you post this too?? No....probably not. :lmao

[Fwd40s]

I walk to the bed....or stumble

[kaurikiwiguy]

oh gosh, you would happen to come along right after I wrote that now wouldn't you Kristy.... hahaha.. oh well...

Ok.. I really listen to the news...

PS.. how do you do the quote thing like you do when you talk to someone?

[Ally]

Tonight I will be rolling around from side to side, stretching out my arms, loving all the room I have all to myself.

[Nice]

HEY! Don't forget to grope me from time to time!
Tonight I will be rolling around from side to side, stretching out my arms, loving all the room I have all to myself.

[tadpole]

kiss my little boy on the cheek...tell him good night and i love you.

[Ally]

HEY! Don't forget to grope me from time to time!

Yes!!! You'll be getting more than a grope

[Nice]

Phew! I was worried there for a second! When you feel something tickling you from your toes up...don't kick hard and no...it's not the cat:lf
Yes!!! You'll be getting more than a grope

[Xanadu7]

Yes!!! You'll be getting more than a grope

Every night, I think about Kristy in those panties

[Iwantutowantme]

check the mail

[biker-69s]

Try to text my girl an I love you..........

[PoolHallJunkie]

wash my face and hands and brush my teeth, once in a while I strecth too.....

[Ally]

Last night's rolling around enjoy the space was great.....but I still slept on my side


Tonight before I fall asleep I am going to put my pillow right in the middle and go in the STAR position.

[TilersCut]

How is it that you seem to understand the complexity of me?

Oh, soooooooooooooo heartbroken...you forgot my birthday!

[bighands]

i make sure the boss is really busy...

[learman3]

Last night's rolling around enjoy the space was great.....but I still slept on my side


Tonight before I fall asleep I am going to put my pillow right in the middle and go in the STAR position.

I was fantasizing about the star position

[leggy4]

Put some raspberry lotion on my legs, then wait for a kiss or whatever i can get!

[hazeleyes5]

I usually give thanks for all my family and friends

[bighands]

This always works: I close my eyes, and i start counting sheep, like, 1, 2, 3, 444 aflkjg;fl;vfsjnvfjnvadasfh

[martianman1]

usually, turn off the boob-tube (no i'm not watching porn!) and try 2 remember 2 thank the big man up above.

[gr8doods]

Brush teeth and curl under the covers

[OnceAKing]

Turn over, look her in the eyes and tell her how beautiful she is and how thankful I am to have her in my life, give her a big kiss, and....tell her the boys need a little adjusting.

[MCat]

I tell him I love him too, smooch him back, adjust the boys...

and remind him to go brush his tooth.

[ohiochris]

Lately, log off the computer.

[TilersCut]

How is it that you seem to understand the complexity of me?

Of course I would ravage you. The question is...would you want me to?

[redcat]

turn off my computer

[siv7]

Check yahoo one last time to see if he is there....

[Xanadu7]

I dream of a girl ...

[whtwmnlvr]

Take the dogs out to pee.....

[bencanada46]

Read

[Sofia]

Turn off my computer

[tadpole]

cuddle with my little boy, tell him "i love you," and kiss his chubby little cheeks.

[Dsparate No More]

I read...

[discreet2u4u]

Smile if I got to tuck her in, frown if I didn't.

[bighands]

cuddle with my little boy, tell him "i love you," and kiss his chubby little cheeks.

and don't i love it when you do that!!
(sry, couldn't resist)

well, i guess the last thing i do before I call it a day is get my binoculars and watch Dora from over the street put on her pajams, if you know what i mean...

[Charmed]

close the lid on my laptop

[Psynge]

Close my eyes

[CupidsSidekick]

check on my kids!

[bighands]

gimme a break, i just woke up, i think.

[dcowboy09]

hang up the phone...........

[leggy4]

brush my hair then nod off

[stellabelle]

Pee!

[bighands]

I pay. This east european girls are all about cash in advance now.

[One Song Hero]

Think of angelis hoping for a smooth transition into another fantastic dream of her.

[One Song Hero]

I pay. These east european girls are all about cash in advance now.
lol

[marriedw2]

Brush my teeth

[Han Solo]

Set the alarm clock on my cell phone

[My_Secrets_Kept]

climb under the covers alone..

[krypton85]

Go for a pee, then close the lid on my laptop (the laptop screen is my night light)

[sexytiger]

Have some phone sex with my gal... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[pointofnoreturn]

Brush my teeth, and say my prayers...

[pointofnoreturn]

Brush my teeth and say my prayers..

[pointofnoreturn]

Evidently I do it twice...lol

[sexytiger]

well i would hope you do a lot of things even more than twice :D

[tanya]

Brush my teeth! lol

[VTScott]

Set the sleep timer

[ksue7274]

Tell him goodnight and sweet dreams.

[Delilah]

pull down my eye shades. Too many little lights in the bedroom

[kisses]

Put the dogs to bed.

[TilersCut]

How is it that you seem to understand the complexity of me?

I fear I will miss you completely, very soon. Ughhhhhh...that leaves me feeling so empty inside, Deb.

[learman3]

Sniff all the panties I saved from the girls I had sex with.

[Nice]

2 months later...still the same.
Leave him a good morning message.

[Catman354]

Pray....

[Lass]

contemplate a life of crime

[CupidsSidekick]

I let my hair down put my book down and went to sleep!

[MarriedQt]

closed the bedroom window brrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[scoobertina]

smile an evil, gonna getcha smile.....

[fourisit]

plug in my phone sigh and drift off to sleep waiting for his morning kisses.

[JonJon62]

Turn off the lights .... and make sure I'm on my side of the bed ...

[carnation]

Before i go to bed i always go into my son's room to check on him and kiss him goodnight sometimes he awakens and looks at me and smiles and falls back to sleep.

[slutdonna]

watch sum porn

[gr8doods]

signed out of m&f ..then brushed teeth

[glamourgirl]

read....

[Brandon301]

Posting on M&F is the last thing I do before going to bed (usually).

[oscarlaveester]

pray i'll be free someday!

[Frenchie_lady]

brush my teeth and then check on daughter

[txsportsfan2213]

I drink a crap load of water for some reason

[manda1]

put my phone under my pillow and hope for a message ;)

[Nice]

you know you're hooked when...see below
put my phone under my pillow and hope for a message ;)

[flash2130]

Pray

[jenn315ifer]

Kiss my kids.

[Easy]

brush my teeth

[curiousnate98]

kiss my wife goodnight

[Tempest]

Try to text Sin.

[acermale]

Brush teeth, shower, kiss wifey and say my prayers. In that order.

[curiousity]

Chat with him

[Sinster]

Try to text Sin.
I got it baby, thank you for perking up my day x x x

[happygirl101]

I shut my computer off

[tag2420]

I pray tomorrow will be a better day.

[3pmac]

Tuck my daughter in and kiss her goodnight

[blu]

brush my teeth

[TBoyBob]

Lay in bed wishing it didn't take so long to fall asleep.

[wan2b]

The last thing I do before going to bed is kiss my wife and tell her I love her.

[sweetnspicy]

clean teeth and check kids

[dixiechiknga]

Put my cell on charge...

[KSRhino]

undress

[Icarus]

Set the alarm.

[MSU]

....close my eyes.....

[november]

Take off all my clothes. Even my shoes

[MSU]

Take off all my clothes. Even my shoes


I do keep my socks on...... ;)

[curiousity]

Kiss my babies...

[Xanadu7]

fantasize about ..... someone

[FlowerGirl228]

brush teeth , read or watch tv ,put on chapstick, turn off the light

[glamourgirl]

say good night to my crush

[Stew]

Check on my boys

[Boxxo]

call the dog to come upstairs and lay on his pillow beside my bed

[Jada101]

After I check on my son and give him a kiss, I watch a little TV or read in bed.

[jmsmith12345]

pull out and roll over...hey, I got mine, right :ok

[Captain]

Shut down my computer

[fourher]

Kiss my children

[fourisit]

Move kids off my side of the bed and push the dog over so I have room to sleep

[jmsmith12345]

pass her a towel :D

[wan2b]

Kiss her goodnight.

[Tempest]

Erase the on demand menu so the kids don't get scared by the porn titles

[fourher]

Move kids off my side of the bed and push the dog over so I have room to sleep Push the dog over so I have room to sleep.....:sng

[coug511]

call the cat and make a spot for him on the bed

[disturbiagirl]

get undressed

[HlpMeEscpe]

Get nakey, watch a Seinfeld rerun.

[Sofia]

Wear my wrist support..

[OGP]

Pee....

[wan2b]

Watched a DVD, Story of O, got up to pee later.

[scoobertina]

stretch out and play with myself...

[MuchachitaSpice]

... I say good night to him and smile...

[lastnite1999]

Mucha, you took the words out of my mouth!

[sexycoco]

turn off the tv

[NurseDude66]

I take a shower and shave my head. I like the feeling of smooth skin against the pillow

[manda1]

check Twitter on my phone to see if Blake Shelton responded to me :)

[likesbuttons]

set the alarm clock...damn thing..

[Danso]

Read.

[glamourgirl]

Say good night to my crush