Poll: Would you go on a CRUISE?

[UltimateNaneki]

If M&F planned a cruise for its members would you go? No spouses, only members.

[yaser]

Yes, I am willing..will you be there or just organizer who stays at home?

[UltimateNaneki]

I would be the waiting to met my FRIEND!:wa:




Yes, I am willing..will you be there or just organizer who stays at home?

[yaser]

I would be the waiting to met my FRIEND!:wa:
He is willing to be with you..But in a private room..which have balcony..

[majorfun]

No to dangerous... Someone may try to call my bluff... Can't run on a cruise ship...

[tiger50]

hell yes.. well if cher was goin too... so many people from here i wud like to meet... fark, wat a party....:D

[yaser]

hell yes.. well if cher was goin too... so many people from here i wud like to meet... fark, wat a party....:D
And you start a thread which says 'does Tiger flirt?'

[Cotties]

at a drop of a hat I would be there....

[MCat]

Hank and I would love to cum......

[Dmy]

I would love to go...But I would most likely get myself in trouble with all you lovely ladies! :D :lf and it would to tough to explain where the heck I was for 8-9 days :nu ...when I dont usually go anywhere :sc but it would be great IF I could! :55

[Sandy]

mark and i would love to cum

[sweet]

I would luv to cum too :D

[Traxster]

I'd be there in a heart beat!!!

[Zifnab]

I would politely decline. For me it is not because I would not like to meet and hang out with some good friends, but I would rather meet them when our families can meet as well.
I have built friendships here with several people that transend the boundaries of the site, and so they have included our whole families. I would not want to meet one part of a unit I have become close to, nor deny them the chance to meet the rest of my clan, because I am here for fun and friends, not to find a lover. (sorry cotties, I know that will break your heart)

[p.J]

If M&F planned a cruise for its members would you go? No spouses, only members.

Imagine... where would one start???
It would be like browsing in a candy store.. mmmm! The Mint Toffee or the Lemon Sherbet?? :rolleyes:

[Willy S]

It would be hilarious!

[yaser]

Imagine... where would one start???
It would be like browsing in a candy store.. mmmm! The Mint Toffee or the Lemon Sherbet?? :rolleyes:
I believe you are coming alon :whee: e,Jen..

[bbop]

It would be so great to meet all these wonderful people up close and personal that I chat and flirt with every day. It would be an experience that none of us would ever forget! I don't believe they have built a ship large enough to accomodate this wild and gregarious group of folks! But sadly if I went without my wife and stayed gone for a week I would come back to no home at all. In fact I would probably have to find a cave to live in! But, then again, what if I just disappear for a week? A dreamer I am. What a party it would turn out to be!:)

[p.J]

To be honest I think it would be rather scary... not the thought of meeting you all! But, the images and personalities one adopts on here, a persona as such, can sometimes be disappointing in reality... call me a cynic or a realist!

[Pebbles]

I would have to agree with PragmaticJen. Think it would be rather scary.

[majorfun]

I agree... The mystic would definitely be minimized... But is also could be really hot Jen Major and Alt sandwich

[p.J]

I agree... The mystic would definitely be minimized... But is also could be really hot Jen Major and Alt sandwich

Squashed between two soft buns eh! you devil you... :kk

[Cotties]

such a wanker...I bet your family would pay us to take you away from them for a week

I would politely decline. For me it is not because I would not like to meet and hang out with some good friends, but I would rather meet them when our families can meet as well.
I have built friendships here with several people that transend the boundaries of the site, and so they have included our whole families. I would not want to meet one part of a unit I have become close to, nor deny them the chance to meet the rest of my clan, because I am here for fun and friends, not to find a lover. (sorry cotties, I know that will break your heart)

[showtime]

I would love to go on a cruise with a hot and horny bunch of women,,, just not sure how I could get away from the warden without divorce papers, so let me know if that becomes a reality ( so I can get those papers started )

[yaser]

To be honest I think it would be rather scary... not the thought of meeting you all! But, the images and personalities one adopts on here, a persona as such, can sometimes be disappointing in reality... call me a cynic or a realist!
Jen, it is the fear of disappoinrment.. not courage to face the reality but to be happy with your own dream...

[Cotties]

do you promise you are going on a cruise or is it just another bullshit story


sorry:D

[Pebbles]

Jen, it is the fear of disappoinrment.. not courage to face the reality but to be happy with your own dream...
At this point..I am not afraid of fear of disappointment. Courage to face the reality of what really is over my dreams does seem scary to me. I enjoy a good dream of what I think some one looks like. In my dreams I can make whatever I want. Perfect for me at the moment.

[musicmer]

I would go but only because my wife would be coming with me. Making it anti family would be a mistake though. You let those that choose to not bring and then the rest can bring them.

[nsamale]

If M&F planned a cruise for its members would you go? No spouses, only members.

Id go anywhere with u!!!:kk

[MightymeatyMatey]

I would go but only because my wife would be coming with me. Making it anti family would be a mistake though. You let those that choose to not bring and then the rest can bring them.

Thats it Im genuinely taking chris. Its a cruise because of last years breast cancer and her remarkably road to recovery, and its my way of telling her how I love her.

[Sandy]

i think we all would have a blast. shoot the cruise line might even kick us all off, because we're all so rowdy. :lmao

[Big O]

I'm all for it! Most cruises start either here in Ft Lauderdale or down in Miami. Just a 30 minute drive for me. Can I be the cruise director?!?!?!?!?!

[nsamale]

Thats it Im genuinely taking chris. Its a cruise because of last years breast cancer and her remarkably road to recovery, and its my way of telling her how I love her.

Mightymeaty, know this isnt the place but can u email me and tell me how ur wife got on her road..my wife has lung cancer and looking for what to do. thanks dlelsea@hotmail.com

[nsamale]

I went on a cruise last year and it was great...I would love to go again, but would never go to jamaca again...very bad there...so when do we go and how many of u wonderful ladies are going to be there...I would love to meet all the people here...:)

[dartgirl]

Yeah that would go over well with my family. I won't go on a cruise with them, I have a fear of the water and the thought of being on the water and not being able to touch land whenever I want scares me. I know it's a big boat and you would never know. Not to mention how me the person who never does anything disappears for a week. How do I explain that one?

[wwwdodgeit]

can i leave the wife and kids at home

[Willy S]

Yeah that would go over well with my family. I won't go on a cruise with them, I have a fear of the water and the thought of being on the water and not being able to touch land whenever I want scares me. I know it's a big boat and you would never know. Not to mention how me the person who never does anything disappears for a week. How do I explain that one?

Tell them you're with me!

[Big O]

Yeah that would go over well with my family. I won't go on a cruise with them, I have a fear of the water and the thought of being on the water and not being able to touch land whenever I want scares me. I know it's a big boat and you would never know. Not to mention how me the person who never does anything disappears for a week. How do I explain that one?

I would hold your hand the whole time...... :D

[wwwdodgeit]

i wold bring wife too , she might have more fun then me

[dartgirl]

Tell them you're with me!

That would make them all feel so much better.:whee:

[Willy S]

That would make them all feel so much better.:whee:

Hey - I'm nice, I'm responsible. You mean it would matter that I wanted to get in your pants?

[MightymeatyMatey]

This is our cruise......................

38 Days - Starting in Southampton with stops in Madeira, St. Maarten, Martinique, Grenada, Santarem, Parintins, Manaus, Tobago, Margarita Island, Barbados, St. Lucia, Tortola, Ponta Delgada

[dartgirl]

Hey - I'm nice, I'm responsible. You mean it would matter that I wanted to get in your pants?

And why should a silly thing like that bother my husband? I suppose it would bother him more that I don't let him but I'd let you!!!

[MIGHTY]

I think we would all be REALLY tired after that trip!!;):D

[Big O]

We could have strip bingo one night. Everytime you get a number you take off a piece of clothing. First one naked wins!

[MIGHTY]

We could have strip bingo one night. Everytime you get a number you take off a piece of clothing. First one naked wins!

Wins what????

[bbop]

You'd win a night in the Bee hive if you're female!:D

[MIGHTY]

You'd win a night in the Bee hive if you're female!:D

Well hell!!! I'm there baby!!

[Big O]

Wins what????

Well we would all have to come up with some sort of prize pool. It could be a private date in one of the hot tubs, an upgrade to a special suite with an extra large bed and private balcony. Now if you were to win we would all be winners...:kk

[bbop]

Clothing strictly optional Mighty but not really required!;)

[yaser]

At this point..I am not afraid of fear of disappointment. Courage to face the reality of what really is over my dreams does seem scary to me. I enjoy a good dream of what I think some one looks like. In my dreams I can make whatever I want. Perfect for me at the moment.
Moonstone we meet each other there..I have courage also to see those who I meet here..

[yaser]

I think we would all be REALLY tired after that trip!!;):D
But mentally we would be relaxed fully because we will forget the problems at home.

[MIGHTY]

Well we would all have to come up with some sort of prize pool. It could be a private date in one of the hot tubs, an upgrade to a special suite with an extra large bed and private balcony. Now if you were to win we would all be winners...:kk

Awwwww....how sweet! I'll take the suite please......;)

[MIGHTY]

Clothing strictly optional Mighty but not really required!;)

I'll just wear what I have on in one of my pics...your choice....:D

[MIGHTY]

But mentally we would be relaxed fully because we will forget the problems at home.

Absolutely!!:whee:

[massage mike]

i'll run the massage room

[MIGHTY]

i'll run the massage room

I'll take a double!!:kk

[massage mike]

I'll take a double!!:kkmy pleasure your slot is all day ,afternoon and night

[MIGHTY]

my pleasure your slot is all day ,afternoon and night

My kind of man!! A 24 hourerer....:D

[speed_raycer]

MIGHTY!:kk

[speed_raycer]

Mike The Massage Man!:d

[MIGHTY]

MIGHTY!:kk

Hey sugar!! Getting ready to turn in...:cry:

Off the next couple of days though...after tonight.

[speed_raycer]

Hey sugar!! Getting ready to turn in...:cry:

Off the next couple of days though...after tonight.

Well before you turn in, I just sent you a little sugar... :lf check your "in" box, and sweet dreams...

[massage mike]

hey speed

[Pebbles]

i'll run the massage room

Now a good massage is so sexy and relaxing!

[Big O]

Now a good massage is so sexy and relaxing!

Hey Mike, it looks like you have all the girls lining up at your door.
Maybe you could let me help you out and I could put the massage oil on them for you??

Big O

[massage mike]

Hey Mike, it looks like you have all the girls lining up at your door.
Maybe you could let me help you out and I could put the massage oil on them for you??

Big Oyou're in charge of turning them over how's that:D

[massage mike]

Now a good massage is so sexy and relaxing!:) a swedish for the english:)

[Big O]

you're in charge of turning them over how's that:D

Thanks Pal!!!!

[Pebbles]

:) a swedish for the english:)

Are you going to use a Massage Stick with Trigger Point Therapy?

[northernvam]

Sure .. I'd go on a cruise, but how would I explain it to the wife? Gee honey, I've got a business cruise to go on?

Now .. if there were something more practial planned, like we all meet at a nudist resort for a weekend, I might be able to swing th at.

[MCat]

I would politely decline. For me it is not because I would not like to meet and hang out with some good friends, but I would rather meet them when our families can meet as well.
I have built friendships here with several people that transend the boundaries of the site, and so they have included our whole families. I would not want to meet one part of a unit I have become close to, nor deny them the chance to meet the rest of my clan, because I am here for fun and friends, not to find a lover. (sorry cotties, I know that will break your heart)

It would be great if all could meet...families included. I think the spouses of those not looking for lovers would all get along great. I would promise not to hump your leg in front of your wife ;)

[UltimateNaneki]

It would be great! Yes you can be the cruise director! :wa:



I'm all for it! Most cruises start either here in Ft Lauderdale or down in Miami. Just a 30 minute drive for me. Can I be the cruise director?!?!?!?!?!

[OICurready4me]

Taking a cruise with all of you would be a wonderful time, without a doubt. I can't even imagine the fun we would have. Rather than get in trouble though, I think I would sit by the shuffleboard courts and drink ice tea. I don't want to tarnish my image! :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[MIGHTY]

Taking a cruise with all of you would be a wonderful time, without a doubt. I can't even imagine the fun we would have. Rather than get in trouble though, I think I would sit by the shuffleboard courts and drink ice tea. I don't want to tarnish my image! :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

I think I might be able to sway you otherwise....

Skinny dip in the Hot tub anyone?:D

[aceofspades1114]

Never been on a cruise, I want to go on one.

[Jy]

I've always liked the idea of running the fitness activities on a cruise ship. would any of you come to my yoga classes? Boxing?

[G...G]

Let me ask him and I'll get back with you!!!

I would love too!!

[Barkiss]

Count me in!!!! Clothes excluded I hope!....wait...except for me! ;)

[aceofspades1114]

of course I would come Jazzy

[G...G]

And why should you be excluded? ;)



Count me in!!!! Clothes excluded I hope!....wait...except for me! ;)

[Jy]

Of course, your presence would be mandatory!
Welcome back, sweetie!:kk
You'd better be here for good this time or I'm going to come over there and spank you!

of course I would come Jazzy

[aceofspades1114]

Of course, your presence would be mandatory!
Welcome back, sweetie!:kk
You'd better be here for good this time or I'm going to come over there and spank you!

Ah sweet I'm a mandatory commotidy,lol. Thanks. Yeah I'll back, just get busy you know. I just want to join the ship to use this phrase.

Dont come n knockin when the boat is rocking. :sex

[Barkiss]

And why should you be excluded? ;)

small penis size could cause undue embarrassment...;)

[jman]

I am leaving on a cruise Feb. 3rd now you bring this up!

[G...G]

Well we both know that you don't have to worry about that, don't we? :D

small penis size could cause undue embarrassment...;)

[Barkiss]

Well we both know that you don't have to worry about that, don't we? :D

LOL - What the hell did I miss???? And can we go back and replay it????

[G...G]

Shoot..... I was just ummm kinda trying to make ya feel ummmmmm better about yourself!!

LOL.. You soooooo screwed that up!!

LOL - What the hell did I miss???? And can we go back and replay it????

[Barkiss]

Shoot..... I was just ummm kinda trying to make ya feel ummmmmm better about yourself!!

LOL.. You soooooo screwed that up!!

LOL...damn...and I thought maybe I had finally impressed someone with something I don't have....;)

[aceofspades1114]

tisk....tisk.......tisk Barkiss.............

Sweet I was a poet and didn't even know it

[majorfun]

I would come to any class that you were giving especially if it excluded clothes



I've always liked the idea of running the fitness activities on a cruise ship. would any of you come to my yoga classes? Boxing?

[Luvs2watch]

It's not that I wouldn't want to go but rather that I can't afford to mug any more blind & crippled seniors without getting caught (the net is closing in - if only I hadnt used up all the $ from selling my first born on booze & cigarettes). :na

Then again, I would definitely want to bring my wife as we like to swing together... I'm nothing without her :D

[UltimateNaneki]

You can run it, but get some help! Cause I have plans for you, Babe!




i'll run the massage room

[Inspector72]

It not the size that matters here. It is how many licks it takes to get to the candy inside!





Well we both know that you don't have to worry about that, don't we? :D

[Cotties]

I bags sharing a room with Penny

[SirFox]

What fun this could be!

[Itshardon-theroad]

I can only imagine the kinds of trouble we would all get into! I'm in!!!

[SirFox]

I can only imagine the kinds of trouble we would all get into! I'm in!!!

We might have to set up some rules in order to make trouble. What do you think ITSHARDON? :D

[p.J]

O come on it would be a massive orgy!! :smdance:

[majorfun]

You just made my flagpole rise... Me you and Altoid..where do I sign up....:sex :blowjob: :knuddel: :nu :kk :55



O come on it would be a massive orgy!! :smdance:

[SirFox]

You just made my flagpole rise... Me you and Altoid..where do I sign up....:sex :blowjob: :knuddel: :nu :kk :55

You're a load of FUN, MAJOR! JAN and ALTOIDS are on the Site among others. Of course...you want them. Guess what? I might like them as well. And what about them? They might want to be with someone else than us...

How about doing some sharing? :D :D

[Itshardon-theroad]

We might have to set up some rules in order to make trouble. What do you think ITSHARDON? :D

Lets see, which rules would we have?

1. no clothes
2. Food items must have multiple uses
3. doors must remain unlocked
4. no clothes...did I say that already?

[majorfun]

The question truly becomes Do they want us.... Doubt it... Unless she like dickdos



You're a load of FUN, MAJOR! JAN and ALTOIDS are on the Site among others. Of course...you want them. Guess what? I might like them as well. And what about them? They might want to be with someone else than us...

How about doing some sharing? :D :D

[Itshardon-theroad]

O come on it would be a massive orgy!! :smdance:

Gosh I hope so!

[SirFox]

The question truly becomes Do they want us.... Doubt it... Unless she like dickdos

Come on... I am sure you are GOOD for something. Don't put yourself down unmercilfully. I am sure you are good in some departement- and the rest is simply a question of ameliorating your experiences with the ladies.

I think a cruise of this sort would be most beneficial-

[SirFox]

Lets see, which rules would we have?

1. no clothes
2. Food items must have multiple uses
3. doors must remain unlocked
4. no clothes...did I say that already?

Any items of pleasure that ought to be brought on board besides ourselves, naturally?

[UltimateNaneki]

I do like these rules. However! On a cruise, there are 2 formal diners! I would like to see you appropriately attired!
I bet you look REAL good in a formal suit!



Lets see, which rules would we have?

1. no clothes
2. Food items must have multiple uses
3. doors must remain unlocked
4. no clothes...did I say that already?

[Itshardon-theroad]

Any items of pleasure that ought to be brought on board besides ourselves, naturally?

Whips, chains, paddles, and all other toys are welcome!!! Actually, strongly encouraged is more appropriate.

[p.J]

The question truly becomes Do they want us.... Doubt it... Unless she like dickdos

'dickdos??'

You know what this is turning into a rather nice fantasy!...

[bbop]

I think everybody should just wear their birthday suit!:D

[majorfun]

Stomachs that stick out farther than their dicks do

[p.J]

Whips, chains, paddles, and all other toys are welcome!!! Actually, strongly encouraged is more appropriate.

O I say... missed the out board motor though! ;)

[Itshardon-theroad]

O I say... missed the out board motor though! ;)

I'm sure we could rig something up with that! :sc

[majorfun]

We could make a oral chain.. about hundred people long...extended 69

[p.J]

Stomachs that stick out farther than their dicks do

I see... I am assuming then your stomach isn't rock hard? either that or you inferring you have a very very small cock! :kk

[p.J]

Anyone else feeling damn randy... I like this thread!!! :D

[majorfun]

I was joking... I have a really nice set of abs...and a small cock..It is not the size of the dog but the amount of fight in the dog



I see... I am assuming then your stomach isn't rock hard? either that or you inferring you have a very very small cock! :kk

[Itshardon-theroad]

Anyone else feeling damn randy... I like this thread!!! :D

I think...YES!!!!!!!:whee:

[p.J]

I was joking... I have a really nice set of abs...and a small cock..It is not the size of the dog but the amount of fight in the dog

Needed to re-read that...

you sound positively delicious to me Major, I'll take you walkies any day! ;)

[majorfun]

I always feel randy when you are here :blowjob:



Anyone else feeling damn randy... I like this thread!!! :D

[speed_raycer]

yeah... it's workin up a lather in me....;) Anyone else feeling damn randy... I like this thread!!! :D

[p.J]

I think...YES!!!!!!!:whee:

Shall we go astern and launch ourselves leeward? after all we need to learn and act out these nautical terms if we are to embark on a cruise! :55

[Itshardon-theroad]

Shall we go astern and launch ourselves leeward? after all we need to learn and act out these nautical terms if we are to embark on a cruise! :55

Absolutely! As a land lubber, I would be glad for any pointers you might give.:D

[p.J]

Absolutely! As a land lubber, I would be glad for any pointers you might give.:D

wel harden-up and let out your yardarm... :D

[Itshardon-theroad]

wel harden-up and let out your yardarm... :D

Trust me, its out! :55 Now you just need to show me how it should be used properly at sea. :sc

[majorfun]

So what you are saying is that you want me to put a leash around my neck and get on all four and beg............................................... ......OK



Needed to re-read that...

you sound positively delicious to me Major, I'll take you walkies any day! ;)

[p.J]

So what you are saying is that you want me to put a leash around my neck and get on all four and beg............................................... ......OK

better still lets tie each other up and **** like dogs!! :whee:

[majorfun]

So do I get to go first or second... Can I bring some props with me or just hands and tongue



better still lets tie each other up and **** like dogs!! :whee:

[p.J]

Trust me, its out! :55 Now you just need to show me how it should be used properly at sea. :sc

:D mmmmmmm! lets see...

Pull it aloft and place it in my mainsail...

[SirFox]

I was joking... I have a really nice set of abs...and a small cock..It is not the size of the dog but the amount of fight in the dog

Good GOD!
It is not the size that counts!
Yours truly was always upset by the size of his cock. When in high school showers, the guys would make fun out of me.
You know what? Turns out that it is more than adequate for many ladies..

Very fortunately :) :)

[Itshardon-theroad]

:D mmmmmmm! lets see...

Pull it aloft and place it in my mainsail...

Aye aye Captain! I wouldn't want to disobey a direct order now, would I?

[Cotties]

will there be a nude sun bathing deck for perverts:boobs: :boobs: :wk

[p.J]

Aye aye Captain! I wouldn't want to disobey a direct order now, would I?

Aye indeed... cat-o-nine -tails for you if you do!!! woo hoooo!

[Itshardon-theroad]

Aye indeed... cat-o-nine -tails for you if you do!!! woo hoooo!

Do you promise? :sp:

[SirFox]

better still lets tie each other up and **** like dogs!! :whee:

One last word before I hi tail it out of here...PRAGMATIC...I think you will have all the males out looking and sniffing around for you....you making my tail wallop...

Hope those hostesses in the plane aren't too good looking otherwise will need to suggest a fly by at 33000 feet? :D

[p.J]

One last word before I hi tail it out of here...PRAGMATIC...I think you will have all the males out looking and sniffing around for you....you making my tail wallop...

Hope those hostesses in the plane aren't too good looking otherwise will need to suggest a fly by at 33000 feet? :D

Spot of tea? you are more than welcome ... :55

[p.J]

sooooooooooo... to conclude. yes I would like to cum on the cruise! :D

[joshcamp69]

I like the tie up doga theory.

[Inspector72]

Have a cruise planned for mid March...with some model to some shooting on the beach in St. Thomas! Wooo Hooo.....can't wait!

[Inspector72]

sooooooooooo... to conclude. yes I would like to cum on the cruise! :D

Wow you like to travel Jen, don't you!!! First being my co-pilot as we do some flying together, and yeah if you want to cum on a cruise with me, that is fine too!

[p.J]

Wow you like to travel Jen, don't you!!! First being my co-pilot as we do some flying together, and yeah if you want to cum on a cruise with me, that is fine too!

Oh! but Inspector <<<<< you like that don't you! - we have only just started! Indeed, I have been known to explore many areas, some uninhabitable, some even hostile, but it doesn't stop me! No no no, I am adventurous... :smdance:

[joshcamp69]

adventerous .......... mmmmm........could be fun ..........

[showtime]

NUDE sunbathing deck????? I thought this was going to be an all nude cruise?
Who is planning this fantasy cruise?
It is just a string from the other day isn't it?

[Cotties]

I want the bell boys covering up...the captain needs to concentrate and if there is a male gym ...I ain't going in there if everyones in there flexing their muscleNUDE sunbathing deck????? I thought this was going to be an all nude cruise?
Who is planning this fantasy cruise?
It is just a string from the other day isn't it?

[MIGHTY]

I want to be in charge of the "Story Time" segment.....:D

[OICurready4me]

I want to be in charge of the "Story Time" segment.....:D


Now would these stories be fact or fiction?

[UltimateNaneki]

The job is yours MIGHTYMRS75! Your hired!!:)




I want to be in charge of the "Story Time" segment.....:D

[MIGHTY]

Now would these stories be fact or fiction?

I think it best to keep the audience guessing....:D

[MIGHTY]

The job is yours MIGHTYMRS75! Your hired!!:)

You must be friends with the captain....;)

[OICurready4me]

I think it best to keep the audience guessing....:D


The fun is turning the fiction into fact...

[UltimateNaneki]

Well Showtime! you can take everyones baggage at arrival time! You can be incharge of that!:wa:



NUDE sunbathing deck????? I thought this was going to be an all nude cruise?
Who is planning this fantasy cruise?
It is just a string from the other day isn't it?

[MIGHTY]

The fun is turning the fiction into fact...

Who's to say that the fiction was not fact to begin with??;)

[UltimateNaneki]

MIGHTY, you might need a naughty room for some listeners!
I'm the planner of this wonderful cruise and have to hire the best for the positions available. I think you would great at Story Telling!!


You must be friends with the captain....;)

[OICurready4me]

Who's to say that the fiction was not fact to begin with??;)


With you, it is difficult to tell, but I'm anxious to find out either way or we can make our own story to tell...

[MIGHTY]

MIGHTY, you might need a naughty room for some listeners!
I'm the planner of this wonderful cruise and have to hire the best for the positions available. I think you would great at Story Telling!!

I'll take the job!! I imagine you will be a patron to ensure you have hired the best??:D

[MIGHTY]

With you, it is difficult to tell, but I'm anxious to find out either way or we can make our own story to tell...

Are you saying I'm full of surprises and am one who likes to keep them guessing??

[MIGHTY]

With you, it is difficult to tell, but I'm anxious to find out either way or we can make our own story to tell...

When shall I begin writing??:kk

[UltimateNaneki]

I guess you could be part of the entertainment crew Majorfun! You have so many great ideas!!:)




We could make a oral chain.. about hundred people long...extended 69

[OICurready4me]

When shall I begin writing??:kk

The sooner the better, in the event the story doesnt end the way we want it too, we may have to re-write it again, and again, and again...

[yachts1957]

Love To Go, Not Sure If My Home Would Be There Upon Return

[UltimateNaneki]

I've always liked the idea of running the fitness activities on a cruise ship. would any of you come to my yoga classes? Boxing?

Jazzy you are hired!! You will be the Sports Directrice. :wa:

[MIGHTY]

The sooner the better, in the event the story doesnt end the way we want it too, we may have to re-write it again, and again, and again...

I am known for editing my stories several times before completion......

Sometimes even the same paragraph....:D

[OICurready4me]

I am known for editing my stories several times before completion......

Sometimes even the same paragraph....:D


We want to make sure that everything cums out right so we may have to practice alot to get it perfect!

[MIGHTY]

We want to make sure that everything cums out right so we may have to practice alot to get it perfect!

I agree...you can never be too precise when it cums to creating a masterpiece!!

[OICurready4me]

I agree...you can never be too precise when it cums to creating a masterpiece!!



Without a doubt, precision is of the utmost of importance. Getting the timing down to gentle and then hard progressions.

[MIGHTY]

Without a doubt, precision is of the utmost of importance. Getting the timing down to gentle and then hard progressions.

You must have an open mind and be willing to test you theories when you write. The harder you try to succeed....the greater your chances of a fantastic finale.....

[OICurready4me]

You must have an open mind and be willing to test you theories when you write. The harder you try to succeed....the greater your chances of a fantastic finale.....


From an experienced writer like yourself, I would be more than willing to sit back and let you take control so the ending is just what you would like, with explosions and loud noises.

[MIGHTY]

From an experienced writer like yourself, I would be more than willing to sit back and let you take control so the ending is just what you would like, with explosions and loud noises.

I would love to take control in the creativity department....but what is a good story without input from the characters??

[Annie]

Well Showtime! you can take everyones baggage at arrival time! You can be incharge of that!:wa:
Baggage! Baggage you say? If this is an M&F Cruise then what, pray tell would be in those bags? CLOTHING? I think NOT!

[OICurready4me]

I would love to take control in the creativity department....but what is a good story without input from the characters??


I will give you plenty of input, believe me, in put, in put, in put

[MIGHTY]

I will give you plenty of input, believe me, in put, in put, in put

Shall we start writing today?

P.S. You only have 14 hours left....tick tock

[flamengo130]

Sounds like fun. I'll go!

[dave42]

If M&F planned a cruise for its members would you go? No spouses, only members.I am going to lie out my ass to pull this off But hell, yeah!

Or I could just say I am going. She would say don't come back. God! I am going to miss her!!!:D

[dave42]

I once watched a porno like this one time. It was called the Sex boat. based on the Loveboat in the 70's It was all going really well utill the pirates over ran the ship then it just got out of control and silly. What a great flick though!

[dave42]

You must be friends with the captain....;)Mighty,Ohhhh, those eyes, I think that you should be the captain!

[kjguy43]

2 cruises in one year, yep, I'd go!

[pointofnoreturn]

Never been on a cruise. Would love to meet you all. You seem so nice and funny, and....hot. Just not sure what would happen to the site afterward....Still friends??

[kjguy43]

Of course still friends, only way your not is if you let it become that way!

Never been on a cruise. Would love to meet you all. You seem so nice and funny, and....hot. Just not sure what would happen to the site afterward....Still friends??

[pointofnoreturn]

With all the teasing going on here, how would you decide who you might want to hook up with????Sounds like it would have to be a group meeting.....We could draw numbers..paper rock scissors???

[kjguy43]

Once you get on the cruise, and FINALLY meet the people you were teasing or who have been teasing, you know if you want to hook up with them. I think words tell a lot about someone. Of course look play a part, but it the person that makes the package complete. Anything extra is an added bonus!

With all the teasing going on here, how would you decide who you might want to hook up with????Sounds like it would have to be a group meeting.....We could draw numbers..paper rock scissors???

[Willy S]

With all the teasing going on here, how would you decide who you might want to hook up with????Sounds like it would have to be a group meeting.....We could draw numbers..paper rock scissors???

I'm laughing just thinking about it.

[Dmy]

With all the teasing going on here, how would you decide who you might want to hook up with????Sounds like it would have to be a group meeting.....We could draw numbers..paper rock scissors???

thats cute...I dont think I could go wrong with any gal I got picked with! :D :knuddel:

[pointofnoreturn]

Could always get to know each other a little better with a group game of strip poker....Or quarters to loosen up or???

[kjguy43]

Strip poker, I'll deal..need to stack the deck, who is playing.



Could always get to know each other a little better with a group game of strip poker....Or quarters to loosen up or???

[CJSinIL]

I would go and bring only my sock....

[pointofnoreturn]

Too easy. Put your clothes on so that we can have fun taking them off....Deal me in..

[kjguy43]

KJ..Point...CJ..any one else in this hand?

[CJSinIL]

okay okay. but i don't know what i'm going to tell my sock. I'll wear clothes.Too easy. Put your clothes on so that we can have fun taking them off....Deal me in..

[kjguy43]

CJ..now stop, you know the sock was to big anyways. LOL..Just like the shoe.

[CJSinIL]

I liked the look of the tube sock with the different color stripes at the top. It was a great prop when I was wearing pants and asked the ladies if they wanted to see my elephant trunk.

CJ..now stop, you know the sock was to big anyways. LOL..Just like the shoe.

[kjguy43]

LOL A trunk, come on now, i thought you were here to sew...LOL



I liked the look of the tube sock with the different color stripes at the top. It was a great prop when I was wearing pants and asked the ladies if they wanted to see my elephant trunk.

[CJSinIL]

No, that would be the married and sewing chat. LOL A trunk, come on now, i thought you were here to sew...LOL

[pointofnoreturn]

Now about the game????I am still in. Anyone?

[SirFox]

Now about the game????I am still in. Anyone?

A game of hide and go seek on the boardwalk of the boat?

[pointofnoreturn]

You hide and I will seek you out.......

[pointofnoreturn]

A game of hide and go seek on the boardwalk of the boat?Or a game of tag....You are it.:wa:

[NYCMasterplumber]

I'm to new here to even think of going as I do not know anyone that well enough to share a state room with (any offers to send me an E mail with a pic?)

[pointofnoreturn]

I'm to new here to even think of going as I do not know anyone that well enough to share a state room with (any offers to send me an E mail with a pic?)Have not seen your pic yet???:wa:

[AbsolutGuy]

Sign me up!

[pointofnoreturn]

Sign me up!Got your name down. Anyone else?:wa:

[AbsolutGuy]

Got your name down. Anyone else?:wa:

Cool, thanks! Lookin' good, BTW. ;)

[MIGHTY]

I would go if the following two rules applied....

1. What happens on the M&F cruise, stays on the M&F cruise!

2. You must respect me in the morning!!:D

[sweet]

I would go if the following two rules applied....

1. What happens on the M&F cruise, stays on the M&F cruise!

2. You must respect me in the morning!!:D

LOL Those are deffinetly some good rules to have!

[spare_change]

I would go if the following two rules applied....

1. What happens on the M&F cruise, stays on the M&F cruise!

2. You must respect me in the morning!!:D

Good rules, but no. 2 is optional.

[GeekMaster]

I would go if the following two rules applied....

1. What happens on the M&F cruise, stays on the M&F cruise!

2. You must respect me in the morning!!:D

Does that mean I must respect you now???:D










You know I could never NOT respect you!!!:kk

[MIGHTY]

Does that mean I must respect you now???:D










You know I could never NOT respect you!!!:kk

Hahaha....:nu:sp:...how bout now?? Lol....and I know.....:lf

[pointofnoreturn]

Cruise is booking fast. Do we need toshare some of the rooms????I'll share with someone.

[bbop]

I'll need an extra long bed Point!:D

[pointofnoreturn]

I'll need an extra long bed Point!:DTo share with me or for yourself?:D

[bbop]

Let's make it a queen size so we can lie cross ways on it!

[pointofnoreturn]

that's one queen size for us. Any other requests for bed sizes???

[bbop]

Maybe a heart shaped vibrating bed?

[SirFox]

Cruise is booking fast. Do we need toshare some of the rooms????I'll share with someone.

Are you Master of Ceremonies POINT? or is MIGHTY or JEN? What do you have in mind in terms of extracurricualr activities? Will there be any at all during this cruise?

Where are we leaving from? I suppose Fort Lauderdale. Okay headed Caribbean I expect....and then what?

[pointofnoreturn]

Are you Master of Ceremonies POINT? or is MIGHTY or JEN? What do you have in mind in terms of extracurricualr activities? Will there be any at all during this cruise?

Where are we leaving from? I suppose Fort Lauderdale. Okay headed Caribbean I expect....and then what?I think we could all work together well. Leaving from Fla is fine by me. Extracurricular?????Nude scuba, nude volley ball, nude poker, nude baking contest, nude bingo....How am I doing????:D

[SirFox]

I think we could all work together well. Leaving from Fla is fine by me. Extracurricular?????Nude scuba, nude volley ball, nude poker, nude baking contest, nude bingo....How am I doing????:D

Sounds good.
We need to entice MNF members to come on the cruise. What can you offer in addition, POINT, as Master of Ceremonies? Any contact sports available? :smdance: :smdance:

[p.J]

Are you Master of Ceremonies POINT? or is MIGHTY or JEN? What do you have in mind in terms of extracurricualr activities? Will there be any at all during this cruise?

Where are we leaving from? I suppose Fort Lauderdale. Okay headed Caribbean I expect....and then what?

Well I may disappoint you here Fox, extracurricular activities for me may include a damn good game of chess... :sc

PS> Nude of course following points post!

[GentlemanDC]

I would love to go!

[p.J]

:wa: Hiya GentlemanDC, and welcome... bring a pair of sunglasses and your sunscreen, and we'll see you there....

[SirFox]

Well I may disappoint you here Fox, extracurricular activities for me may include a damn good game of chess... :sc

PS> Nude of course following points post!

You certainly did disappoint me with one post on another thread :D I was pulling your tail was I? When I sense a good woman it usually is due to my intuition.... And no, you don't disappoint me...I love a gooood game of chess...
especially if the king mates the queen! :knuddel:

[pointofnoreturn]

Sounds good.
We need to entice MNF members to come on the cruise. What can you offer in addition, POINT, as Master of Ceremonies? Any contact sports available? :smdance: :smdance:What you need more???Ok how about a raffle drawing. You earn tickets for each nude event you join in on, and at the end of the cruise we will draw a ticket to see who wins.......free membership on MaF...

[SirFox]

What you need more???Ok how about a raffle drawing. You earn tickets for each nude event you join in on, and at the end of the cruise we will draw a ticket to see who wins.......free membership on MaF...

The raffle idea sound great. How about we were to change the prize to
the three people on the cruise who you would most likely want to have sex with....

[pointofnoreturn]

The raffle idea sound great. How about we were to change the prize to
the three people on the cruise who you would most likely want to have sex with....Me you and who???:D

[MIGHTY]

The raffle idea sound great. How about we were to change the prize to
the three people on the cruise who you would most likely want to have sex with....

But then I would have to choose...:(
Can't I have you all?!?!?:D

[majorfun]

Anyone ready to go on a high sea adventure..No clothes needed just sex toys...

[Suz]

The raffle idea sound great. How about we were to change the prize to
the three people on the cruise who you would most likely want to have sex with....

Throw in at the same time and you've got one hell of a prize. I'm in, I love a cruise, plus I'm single now, so no guilt ;)

[majorfun]

If you look half as good in person as you look in your pictures, sign to up for the cruise also...But I am not single, so I would just watch...



Throw in at the same time and you've got one hell of a prize. I'm in, I love a cruise, plus I'm single now, so no guilt ;)

[Suz]

If you look half as good in person as you look in your pictures, sign to up for the cruise also...But I am not single, so I would just watch...

Well, with all of my pics...what do you think? Most of my pics are from a cell phone cam...so I think I look way better in person and I'm very critical of myself..just ask anyone that knows me. Are you saying you dont love me for my mind? lol

[majorfun]

I bet you have a beautiful mind.... You did not take pictures of that so I have not had a chance to observe it....



Well, with all of my pics...what do you think? Most of my pics are from a cell phone cam...so I think I look way better in person and I'm very critical of myself..just ask anyone that knows me. Are you saying you dont love me for my mind? lol

[Suz]

I bet you have a beautiful mind.... You did not take pictures of that so I have not had a chance to observe it....

Well true, you got me there. My mind was in the gutter last week with looking at all the naked people walking around. Felt like I was at a nudist camp..or was that woodstock...no def woodstock. My mind is still swirling with images:whee:

[majorfun]

So were the bods hot or not so hot...I could not imagine.....Mostly Americans or people from different countries

[Suz]

No..no bods were hot..maybe 10 out of the whole bunch. The average age was between 40-60. I looked out of place there, we were one of the youngest people there. There was maybe 2 other couples close to our age. A mix of people..mostly Americans and Europeans. The ones I met were all professionals..attorneys, doctors, teachers..etc.. Most of them looked like they would never take their clothes off in a million years. Itwas more of a swinger resort, like a nudist resort....unknown to me till I got there. Let's just say this, when a tour boat went by, we could hear the tour guide saying over the loud speaker "now everyone wave to the naked people"..lol, someone next to me shouted.."now everyone wave to the clothed people"..I felt like I was at a freak show. I should have done my research, lol...I had a rocky start and crash course at the beginning. Found myself in more bad situations than not. It's a wonder I made it out of there without having to give it up. I mean you name it...I saw it and everywhere I saw it.

[majorfun]

I thought you knew it was a swinger resort... This lady that I worked with went in 2002.. He and her husband are swingers...He tried to get me to have sex with her... I declined..but we had fun at the lake together.. Your mail box is full

[Suz]

Oh my bad, I'll clean it out. No, I just thought it was a place to take your clothes off. The website also has young people frolicking on it...that is far from the age group that was there. Everytime we sat with a couple at night for dinner...they wanted us for dessert. I was extremely uncomfortable and here's hubby all excited about it. I bet you he has nail marks all over his thighs where I would squeeze him under the table or step on his foot with my heel. I mean, that is the the code for every couple, lol. If you squeeze your spouse under the table in a painful way..conversation better change or excuse yourself from the table. At one point I just got up like I had a phone call and ran the hell back to my room cause the other husband was tugging on his ear lobes to his wife thinking we weren't seeing his signals. Again, I will repeat it, my goods are gold to me and what was my hubby thinking when he thought I would be into having sex with strangers. I'm kinky but I'm cautious too and that place scared the hell out of me. I'm a tough girl, and I was scared...I admit it. Hubby didn't protect me not one time, that was the most disappointing part of it all. Him not taking good care of me, that and having me see him making out with a woman in her 60's on our 10yr anniversary.

[aceofspades1114]

I seen titantic to many times, so I dunno,lol

[Cotties]

Imagine what you'll get on your 20th anniversery...I'll not tell you to leave him...I never would...


just ask yourself some questions before you run out of confidence...something like is this relationship for you or someone else
Oh my bad, I'll clean it out. No, I just thought it was a place to take your clothes off. The website also has young people frolicking on it...that is far from the age group that was there. Everytime we sat with a couple at night for dinner...they wanted us for dessert. I was extremely uncomfortable and here's hubby all excited about it. I bet you he has nail marks all over his thighs where I would squeeze him under the table or step on his foot with my heel. I mean, that is the the code for every couple, lol. If you squeeze your spouse under the table in a painful way..conversation better change or excuse yourself from the table. At one point I just got up like I had a phone call and ran the hell back to my room cause the other husband was tugging on his ear lobes to his wife thinking we weren't seeing his signals. Again, I will repeat it, my goods are gold to me and what was my hubby thinking when he thought I would be into having sex with strangers. I'm kinky but I'm cautious too and that place scared the hell out of me. I'm a tough girl, and I was scared...I admit it. Hubby didn't protect me not one time, that was the most disappointing part of it all. Him not taking good care of me, that and having me see him making out with a woman in her 60's on our 10yr anniversary.

[Suz]

Imagine what you'll get on your 20th anniversery...I'll not tell you to leave him...I never would...


just ask yourself some questions before you run out of confidence...something like is this relationship for you or someone else

Well as odd as this sounds..we actually went there to sort out divorce details. I caught him cheating some time ago...walked right into his office at work and caught him with his pants down literally. I was bringing him lunch and walked in on it all. I dropped the lunch and lost my mind for a brief moment. I'm sure he got lucky on our anniversary trip...as for the two of us...we haven't had sex since last year sometime. I know when I'm not wanted and I'm not wasting anymore time on someone that doesn't respect me. I deserve a man that will love and cherish me and hopefully stay faithful. Whether I ever find it is a different story.

[majorfun]

Good luck with your quest...If you come on the cruise maybe you will get lucky...I am sorry that your husband took you to Hedo...Great place if you are into swinging sucks if you are not

[Suz]

Yes, I should have went to Sandals instead...they were right next door. Saw it when i was on a jet ski...looked wonderful.

[OICurready4me]

Well, with all of my pics...what do you think? Most of my pics are from a cell phone cam...so I think I look way better in person and I'm very critical of myself..just ask anyone that knows me. Are you saying you dont love me for my mind? lol


As great as Suz looks in the pics, she is an even better person. She is an absolute doll and is a fantastic friend.

[Suz]

As great as Suz looks in the pics, she is an even better person. She is an absolute doll and is a fantastic friend.

Well, you are a wonderful friend to me and people like you don't happen very often in one's lifetime. I'm a blessed to have found you.:kk

[OICurready4me]

Well, you are a wonderful friend to me and people like you don't happen very often in one's lifetime. I'm a blessed to have found you.:kk


I agree totally, we were lucky to have come across one another

[pointofnoreturn]

Does that mean you guys are booked for the Cruise????

[majorfun]

Hey we to start picking out roommates for the cruise

[UltimateNaneki]

Hey we to start picking out roommates for the cruise


Should it be girl/boy?? or boy/boy and girl/girl??

[majorfun]

Definitely not b/b...Maybe bgb, ggb, or ggg ...with a camera feed

[rm]

old school here explain and I'll post lol

Definitely not b/b...Maybe bgb, ggb, or ggg ...with a camera feed

[MIGHTY]

Still waiting for the cruise...pipe dream or not. Boy, could I get some frusterations out!!!:D

[OICurready4me]

Still waiting for the cruise...pipe dream or not. Boy, could I get some frusterations out!!!:D


That makes two of us...:D

[dave42]

Hey we to start picking out roommates for the cruiseYou go right ahead, But I already know who I'm taking. Shes all mine!

[pointofnoreturn]

I will share a room with........whomever can find my bridge.......wheeeee