At last someone who understands me... [Archive]

p.J

01-25-2007, 04:39 PM

Ok, guys and gals the senario...You are staying in a hotel. When checking the room you discover an attractive unused blow up doll in one of the cupboards. What do you do?

Zpanther

01-25-2007, 04:42 PM

Lock the door while I pack my things...... someone will be here with a camera any minute......

(maybe I'm just too cynical)

Itshardon-theroad

01-25-2007, 04:44 PM

Ok, guys and gals the senario...You are staying in a hotel. When checking the room you discover an attractive unused blow up doll in one of the cupboards. What do you do?

Well, depending on the country I am traveling in, possession of a blow up doll might just be illegal! I surely don't report it to the concierge. Depending on how long I am there, said doll might just come in handy....Did I just say that?

p.J

01-25-2007, 04:47 PM

:sc .... makes notes.... :kk

Polo38

01-25-2007, 05:42 PM

guys check out this doll...http://www.realdoll.com/

now that is wild...i first saw them on HBO's real sex....now if she was waiting in the room...

Willy S

01-25-2007, 05:43 PM

fill it with helium and float it out the window

wwwdodgeit

01-25-2007, 05:44 PM

dont think i could do a blow up doll

christinalee

01-25-2007, 05:49 PM

fill it with helium and float it out the window
hahaha... next year I'm gonna get my husband a bunch of balloons with a blow up doll in the middle!!!:)

Big O

01-25-2007, 05:51 PM

depends on if it has a wig or just a plastic painted head......

wwwdodgeit

01-25-2007, 05:56 PM

i take that back . have i been drinking all night when i found it ?

wwwdodgeit

01-25-2007, 05:58 PM

if so i might after a night out doing shots

p.J

01-25-2007, 06:01 PM

i take that back . have i been drinking all night when i found it ?

Possibly... problem is though, that morning after the night before feeling! What do you say to a blow up doll?? :D

Itshardon-theroad

01-25-2007, 06:08 PM

Possibly... problem is though, that morning after the night before feeling! What do you say to a blow up doll?? :D

Call me!!!

p.J

01-25-2007, 06:12 PM

Call me!!!

:lmao or... I hope I haven't let you down!!! (ok crap I know!)

Rmb

01-25-2007, 06:14 PM

Keep away from it!!! :) :)

ethans_so_bad

01-25-2007, 07:05 PM

take pics with it and charge for them on the internet, thats what I do anyway

Rmb

01-25-2007, 07:22 PM

take pics with it and charge for them on the internet, thats what I do anyway
Make a good living? :)

OICurready4me

01-25-2007, 07:33 PM

Take it home and show my wife...."look, this is what you have you pushed me to do" and hope she FINALLY gets the hint (I doubt it still would work)

01-25-2007, 07:45 PM

How about "Sorry to burst your bubble, but..."Possibly... problem is though, that morning after the night before feeling! What do you say to a blow up doll?? :D

dave42

01-25-2007, 08:31 PM

Ok, guys and gals the senario...You are staying in a hotel. When checking the room you discover an attractive unused blow up doll in one of the cupboards. What do you do?Oh, that sounds fun! Nooo! not for me silly! If it was unused It would make a good prank, Maybe wait till your buddy passes out and put it next to him and take pics. Maybe we could fill it with helium and fly it over the hotel or use it as a pool toy. I am sure there are lots of interesting ideas.:D

cherokeered

01-25-2007, 10:09 PM

Personally, I would laugh...and then check it out....lol

Cherokee...now would I call anyone over...nah, my little secret...lol

showtime

01-26-2007, 01:27 AM

p.J

01-26-2007, 09:14 AM

Well the fact that I have referred to my wife as a blow up doll ( she just lays there while I do everything ) I guess this wouldn't be anything different than what I've been making love to for the last 22 years. but I do have a couple questions before I can answer that question.
1) is she slim?
2) is she good looking?
3 ) does she have a headache?
4) does she have to get up for work in the morning?
5) is she just too tired?
6) does she say not again, we just did that last week?

um? she 'IS' a blow up doll showtime... she can be whatever you want I suppose! :sc

CJSinIL

01-26-2007, 02:44 PM

I would have to call a friend over. Whats the doll going to do? Complain. I think not.

p.J

01-26-2007, 02:45 PM

I would have to call a friend over. Whats the doll going to do? Complain. I think not.

Hold on CJ, you would shag a Blow-up Doll with a mate?? :sc

CJSinIL

01-26-2007, 02:47 PM

Wait...the real question is...you wouldn't?

p.J

01-26-2007, 03:06 PM

Wait...the real question is...you wouldn't?

what? ask my mate round to my hotel room to fuck a plastic doll? um! No! CJ?

CJSinIL

01-26-2007, 03:08 PM

lol..... its a joke. I would never invite my friend, I would want it all to myself. Gotta have some fun with the answers.

p.J

01-26-2007, 03:09 PM

lol..... its a joke. I would never invite my friend, I would want it all to myself. Gotta have some fun with the answers.

ooooooooooo CJ, my womanly intuition says you were serious, but hey! we'll let that one go by.... :kk

CJSinIL

01-26-2007, 03:10 PM

I don't know if I have ever said something serious on here. But thats okay. Have never had a guy friend join me. Only lady friends. Thanks for letting that one go though.

Zpanther

01-26-2007, 03:39 PM

Lock the door while I pack my things...... someone will be here with a camera any minute......

(maybe I'm just too cynical)

Of course, while packing my things, I'd probably have to find a spot in my suitcase for the doll ..... and later ..... well, might have to check it out. Have assume this IS a used doll, and while I don't mind sloppy seconds, have to admit I'd be a little nervous until I'd at least put it through the washer...... ;)

learman3

01-27-2007, 08:40 AM

With my luck it would probably deflate if I tried to shag it.

SaltyLime

01-27-2007, 11:41 PM

find someone who's willing to use it and let me watch for nothing. seriously, a fantasy of mine...

01-28-2007, 12:01 AM

Of course I'd give it a try! I'd take pictures too! I'm always game to try something new!

GeekMaster

01-28-2007, 01:05 AM

Now where did I put those boxers with the word !NEW! printed on the front of them...:D

Of course I'd give it a try! I'd take pictures too! I'm always game to try something new!

aceofspades1114

01-28-2007, 10:10 PM

take pictures and send it around

One Song Hero

10-15-2007, 05:40 AM

If alone, I think I would look for cameras, look it over, fantasize a little, but probably not blow it up unless I absolutely knew it was unused and untampered with. Then, if it weren't cheap and skeezy but one of those real dolls... for the thrill of a new experience and a hoot to boot, I'd do the rounds with it.

Mustang65

10-15-2007, 02:53 PM

I would have to take a pic with my camera phone and show my friends - would be to funny then I would call the police and see if the sorry bloke who left it their filed a missing a person report :)

p.a

10-15-2007, 03:08 PM

The same way I would feel if I found an un-used condone. In the trash it goes.:confused:

AL(m)

10-15-2007, 03:12 PM

Well its the used or un-used problem that would make it Yucky..... ( is that a real word???) but it would be funny........

Annie

10-15-2007, 03:37 PM

Well its the used or un-used problem that would make it Yucky..... ( is that a real word???) but it would be funny........
Ok, guys and gals the senario...You are staying in a hotel. When checking the room you discover an attractive unused blow up doll in one of the cupboards. What do you do?
It's unused! I would definitely take pics and post them here, as well as pass them around to my friends!

PunkyBob

10-15-2007, 03:42 PM

Mail it to a buddy of mine...anonymously...

p.J

10-15-2007, 03:44 PM

I'll try this one out thats for sure...

http://www.twisted-miss.co.uk/images/product/large/n67175441.jpg (http://www.twisted-miss.co.uk/images/product/biggest/n67175441.jpg)

Annie

10-15-2007, 03:44 PM

Mail it to a buddy of mine...anonymously... His name on it.... sent to his wife's office address!

PunkyBob

10-15-2007, 03:45 PM

His name on it.... sent to his wife's office address!

ANNIE! You are so evil!

I like that...:D

But make it a man doll...

p.J

10-15-2007, 03:50 PM

http://www.twisted-miss.co.uk/images/product/large/n67175441.jpg

This please!

(missed the last time) :55

PunkyBob

10-15-2007, 03:52 PM

http://www.twisted-miss.co.uk/images/product/large/n67175441.jpg

This please!

(missed the last time) :55

Wow...thought it was me for a second...

Jeans included, I wonder?

Annie

10-15-2007, 04:29 PM

ANNIE! You are so evil!

I like that...:D

But make it a man doll...
Thanks for noticing! ;)

WandaRing

10-15-2007, 04:41 PM

Well the fact that I have referred to my wife as a blow up doll ( she just lays there while I do everything ) I guess this wouldn't be anything different than what I've been making love to for the last 22 years. but I do have a couple questions before I can answer that question.
1) is she slim?
2) is she good looking?
3 ) does she have a headache?
4) does she have to get up for work in the morning?
5) is she just too tired?
6) does she say not again, we just did that last week?

hey showtime, at least your getting some....and the bright side is, you dont have to keep blowing her up or worry about pokilng her too hard that she blows up, you dont have to clean her up, and put her away after...or hide her away so no one will see...

blow up dolls :sc hhmmmm could solve a lot of men trouble:55

irishjock

10-23-2007, 11:48 AM

this thread is killing me...:lmao :lmao :lmao

inquisitive

01-26-2008, 05:50 PM

hmm would call hotel reception, tell them I need rubbing alcohol (disinfect it) then play with it a bit.

Kevin7284

01-26-2008, 06:14 PM

begin to pump.........

Sylar

01-26-2008, 06:21 PM

I would strike up a conversation...lol

onceamarine

01-28-2008, 06:37 PM

Well, according to the poll results, it looks like I am a sicko. Yeah, I'd do the doll.

pointofnoreturn

01-28-2008, 06:43 PM

Ia m not sure why she is in my room....But it is happy hour, so lets drink together cutie....Don't get too close though. Not sure where you have been miss dolly/