Hoss Appreciation Society

[pixiegirl]

Right...for all those that have been snared by the charm, the wit, the devilish good looks of The Hoss...I invite you to join this society.

Our Pledge:


To extol the virtues of The Hoss
To openly discuss posts made by The Hoss
To provide support to each other in times of a Hoss drought.


Society pins will be mailed to your home address along with a 2"x4" photo of The Hoss.


All members welcome

:D

[tiger50]

Wtf?????..:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[hoss]

Well ...It's about time ...6 months I've been waiting for someone to start a fan club ...

Thank u Pixie ...I am honored and flattered ....

ok ..now someone get a forklift for my ego ..........

[pixiegirl]

Well ...It's about time ...6 months I've been waiting for someone to start a fan club ...

Thank u Pixie ...I am honored and flattered ....

ok ..now someone get a forklift for my ego ..........



Why has it shrunk???

Ok team cancel the crane!!!!

Whoops I'm sorry...bow down to The Hoss

[hoss]

Why has it shrunk???

Ok team cancel the crane!!!!

Whoops I'm sorry...bow down to The Hoss

U have to teach all the other members that position ....

[SaltyLime]

Society pins will be mailed to your home address along with a 2"x4" photo of The Hoss.


All members welcome

:D

and these are nude photos members will be receiving, right?
oh and seeing as this is a 'society' will we be wearing any uniforms? maybe black hoods?

[cherokeered]

LOL....well I already know the position...but I bow before the Tiger....:kk



But I like ya...so if ur a good boy...I may discuss ya sometime openly....:whee: :D

[hoss]

and these are nude photos members will be receiving, right?
oh and seeing as this is a 'society' will we be wearing any uniforms? maybe black hoods?

Yes nude pics ...


and the uniform is catholic school girl ,short short skirt and black stockings ,with a pure white t shirt tied under the numbles ....

[pixiegirl]

and these are nude photos members will be receiving, right?
oh and seeing as this is a 'society' will we be wearing any uniforms? maybe black hoods?


Well Miss Lime...they ain't pics of his face anyway ;)


Black hoods...like it...maybe sleeveless??

[SaltyLime]

Yes nude pics ...


and the uniform is catholic school girl ,short short skirt and black stockings ,with a pure white t shirt tied under the numbles ....

black stockings, woohoo! i have some with the crotch ripped out waiting for the right occasion...

[SaltyLime]

Well Miss Lime...they ain't pics of his face anyway ;)


Black hoods...like it...maybe sleeveless??

sleeveless, sure why not. need it for ventilation with all the jumping and bowing...waving of lighters and humming...

[Annie]

Right...for all those that have been snared by the charm, the wit, the devilish good looks of The Hoss...I invite you to join this society.

Our Pledge:


To extol the virtues of The Hoss
To openly discuss posts made by The Hoss
To provide support to each other in times of a Hoss drought.


Society pins will be mailed to your home address along with a 2"x4" photo of The Hoss.


All members welcome

:D
OK, I can make that pledge! Oh wait a second... I read that wrong! I thought it said "To openly diss posts made by The Hoss." Oh never mind then....


... besides, a picture that's only 2 inches by 4 inches doesn't make for a very good target anyway!

[Kissie]

Hoss....let me say one thing Dear you know that I luv ya....but to bow in front of you....you have to kiss my ass 1st!!!!!!!!

[hoss]

black stockings, woohoo! i have some with the crotch ripped out waiting for the right occasion...

i think then u need to be on the board of directors ....or just on the board underneath me .....

I hereby appoint Saltylime to the position of Vice President in charge of Orgasms .............

sorry the President positon was already filled....i may have to fill it again soon ....

[hoss]

OK, I can make that pledge! Oh wait a second... I read that wrong! I thought it said "To openly diss posts made by The Hoss." Oh never mind then....


... besides, a picture that's only 2 inches by 4 inches doesn't make for a very good target anyway!

i'm sorry but upon further review ,your application had been rejected ,please feel free to apply again ...May i suggest a wet t-shirt next time ...

[hoss]

Hoss....let me say one thing Dear you know that I luv ya....but to bow in front of you....you have to kiss my ass 1st!!!!!!!!

i'm sorry ,but upon further review ..your application had been denied ...please feel free to apply again ...may i suggest u shave before u apply next time ...:D

[Kissie]

i'm sorry ,but upon further review ..your application had been denied ...please feel free to apply again ...may i suggest u shave before u apply next time ...:D


Let me tell you this you little shit...I got a wax job today...if it is not up to your standards tough fucking shit!!!!!!!!

[SaltyLime]

i think then u need to be on the board of directors ....or just on the board underneath me .....

I hereby appoint Saltylime to the position of Vice President in charge of Orgasms .............

sorry the President positon was already filled....i may have to fill it again soon ....

a whole lotta filling, you gotta enough to go around?

[hoss]

Let me tell you this you little shit...I got a wax job today...if it is not up to your standards tough fucking shit!!!!!!!!

Thats 's the attitude we like here a H.O.S.S.....i think we may have a positon for u yet .....

[hoss]

a whole lotta filling, you gotta enough to go around?


a whole lot a filling and a whole lot of shaking going on

[Kissie]

Thats 's the attitude we like here a H.O.S.S.....i think we may have a positon for u yet .....



Well I guess I will have to reapply then....I knew that would get you atten....open your eyes....and change your mind!!!!! I bet I can be your #1 gal in no time!!!!!!!! :lmao

[Penny]

Im in

[rainbowhigh]

Right...for all those that have been snared by the charm, the wit, the devilish good looks of The Hoss...I invite you to join this society.

Our Pledge:


To extol the virtues of The Hoss
To openly discuss posts made by The Hoss
To provide support to each other in times of a Hoss drought.


Society pins will be mailed to your home address along with a 2"x4" photo of The Hoss.


All members welcome

:D


:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
That's funny......

[Traxster]

[QUOTE=pixiegirl]Right...for all those that have been snared by the charm, the wit, the devilish good looks of The Hoss...I invite you to join this society.

Our Pledge:


To extol the virtues of The Hoss
To openly discuss posts made by The Hoss
To provide support to each other in times of a Hoss drought.


Society pins will be mailed to your home address along with a 2"x4" photo of The Hoss.


All members welcome


NO Freakin way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lmao :lmao This site has gone to the dogs!!!

[Annie]

NO Freakin way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lmao :lmao This site has gone to the dogs!!!Why? Did somebody start a fan cub for Barkiss too?

[Traxster]

Why? Did somebody start a fan cub for Barkiss too?

Good One Annie......:55

[Barkiss]

Why? Did somebody start a fan cub for Barkiss too?

Hey!!! I represent that remark!!! And I thought you were taking care of that Annie!!

[hoss]

Well I guess I will have to reapply then....I knew that would get you atten....open your eyes....and change your mind!!!!! I bet I can be your #1 gal in no time!!!!!!!! :lmao

well no...the number one postion had been filled by the president and founder of H.o.s.s.........

We need a slogan ....:wa:

[hoss]

Im in

u can be the poster girl for H.O.S.S.....:kk

[hoss]

[QUOTE=pixiegirl]Right...for all those that have been snared by the charm, the wit, the devilish good looks of The Hoss...I invite you to join this society.

Our Pledge:


To extol the virtues of The Hoss
To openly discuss posts made by The Hoss
To provide support to each other in times of a Hoss drought.


Society pins will be mailed to your home address along with a 2"x4" photo of The Hoss.





All members welcome


NO Freakin way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lmao :lmao This site has gone to the dogs!!!

Its ok buddy ...u still have Momma ...I just got all the others ...:na

[cherokeered]

Hoss Hoss he's our man

If he can't do it....mamma hits him with the frying pan............


Here's your sign.........and slogan

[hoss]

Hoss Hoss he's our man

If he can't do it....mamma hits him with the frying pan............


Here's your sign.........and slogan

I will leave it up to the board ..thanks for the input ...speaking of input ...have u assumed the position ???

[Traxster]

[QUOTE=Traxster]

Its ok buddy ...u still have Momma ...I just got all the others ...:na

But you and I know Momma rules!!!:D

[cherokeered]

I will leave it up to the board ..thanks for the input ...speaking of input ...have u assumed the position ???


For tiger yes....for you, sorry......but feel free to put in an application.......I'll add it to the others....lol

[hoss]

For tiger yes....for you, sorry......but feel free to put in an application.......I'll add it to the others....lol


i'll pass ...I know its a lost cause ..and i would never come between u and tiger ...not that i could ...u two are forever ....just the way it should be ...:kk

[cherokeered]

i'll pass ...I know its a lost cause ..and i would never come between u and tiger ...not that i could ...u two are forever ....just the way it should be ...:kk

Smart man.....lol


But I will be your friend...........:kk :wa:

[hoss]

Smart man.....lol


But I will be your friend...........:kk :wa:

you are and always have been babe ...:kk

[pixiegirl]

Wow...didn't know this was going to be so popular...will need to print off some more of those pics!!!



Ok so I have a Vice President...Miss Lime

Poster Girl...Penny (obvious choice ;) )

Head of Marketing...Cher

Owner of The Hoss label and all its subsidiaries...Momma

Who else wants in on this circus??

[tiger50]

Wow...didn't know this was going to be so popular...will need to print off some more of those pics!!!



Ok so I have a Vice President...Miss Lime

Poster Girl...Penny (obvious choice ;) )

Head of Marketing...Cher

Owner of The Hoss label and all its subsidiaries...Momma

Who else wants in on this circus??

i can be a co-clown..... along wif hosskins..... :D :lmao

[Cotties]

a life size portrait of his dick....shit a whole thread for Hoss...I had to start at post one..so many to go.


Society pins will be mailed to your home address along with a 2"x4" photo of The Hoss.


All members welcome

:D

[pixiegirl]

a life size portrait of his dick....shit a whole thread for Hoss...I had to start at post one..so many to go


Lol...hey if you ask nicely I could start one for you :sc

[pixiegirl]

i can be a co-clown..... along wif hosskins..... :D :lmao


Tiger I think you would fit the bill perfectly hun :whee:


I see you are wearing the outfit already...oh thats your REAL nose...whoops!

[Cotties]

post two


do you see the double standards Tigers...I / you removed your dipshit thread but pixie can have this one
Wtf?????..:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[tiger50]

Tiger I think you would fit the bill perfectly hun :whee:


I see you are wearing the outfit already...oh thats your REAL nose...whoops!

bitch..lol...
actually wat i has in mind, was doin the ventriloquist bit.. hoss cud sit on my knee wif a finger up iz arse.... :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Outta]

Well this is a society I can't resist. I'll have to dig out that limerick I wrote for Hoss and that will be our pledge of allegiance. My men will be providing round the clock body guard service for the Hoss, and I pledge eternal friendship between our, ehemm, families. And, Hoss, most of all, my cumare is your cumare. Ya know? Whateva ya need.

[tiger50]

post two


do you see the double standards Tigers...I / you removed your dipshit thread but pixie can have this one

yeh aresole.... lol.... :nu

[Rooboy]

watta crock-o-shit this thread iz.. line up wankers , bend over, u too hoss, get here, take it like a man...:nu :nu

[hoss]

Well this is a society I can't resist. I'll have to dig out that limerick I wrote for Hoss and that will be our pledge of allegiance. My men will be providing round the clock body guard service for the Hoss, and I pledge eternal friendship between our, ehemm, families. And, Hoss, most of all, my cumare is your cumare. Ya know? Whateva ya need.

wow...you make it seem like I'm the head of a Family ..

Can u picture me as a crime boss.."I don't feel like I have to wipe everybody out, Tom. Just my enemies."

[hoss]

Wow...didn't know this was going to be so popular...will need to print off some more of those pics!!!



Ok so I have a Vice President...Miss Lime

Poster Girl...Penny (obvious choice ;) )

Head of Marketing...Cher

Owner of The Hoss label and all its subsidiaries...Momma

Who else wants in on this circus??

You are too funny...I can just see the giggles ...Stayed up all nite thinking on this didnt ya ....:kk

[hoss]

dulplicate ...:wa:

[hoss]

post two


do you see the double standards Tigers...I / you removed your dipshit thread but pixie can have this one

It was only a matter of time before I had a thread made by my legions of fans ...

Face facts Cotties....u may not be fond of me ,but a lot of others are ...:na

[Outta]

Wow...didn't know this was going to be so popular...will need to print off some more of those pics!!!



Ok so I have a Vice President...Miss Lime

Poster Girl...Penny (obvious choice ;) )

Head of Marketing...Cher

Owner of The Hoss label and all its subsidiaries...Momma

Who else wants in on this circus??
Well, I tink I'm qualified to be da Treasura. Please everyone send 10 bucks to my paypal account. Dat wud be joeybagadonuts@mafia.com.

[Outta]

wow...you make it seem like I'm the head of a Family ..

Can u picture me as a crime boss.."I don't feel like I have to wipe everybody out, Tom. Just my enemies."
More like the head of a harem. Since I can't really take Momma from you, just looking for a couple of your cumare. I won't hurt 'em. And I'll give 'em back after I've whacked 'em around a bit.

[hoss]

More like the head of a harem. Since I can't really take Momma from you, just looking for a couple of your cumare. I won't hurt 'em. And I'll give 'em back after I've whacked 'em around a bit.

you'll have to take that up with the president elect ,,,she handles all my ....affairs ...

and btw ...u can't have the president and founder either ....:wa:

[rainbowhigh]

I'm in.... I think. :D
(At least I would hope the Hoss would let me in....)

[hoss]

I'm in.... I think. :D
(At least I would hope the Hoss would let me in....)

I dunno..u laughed yesterday .....

But.............ok ....what position do u want ....:kk

anyways its really up to President Pixie to allow people to become members ...

I'm just here to advise ...Kapeesh

[rainbowhigh]

I dunno..u laughed yesterday .....

But.............ok ....what position do u want ....:kk

anyways its really up to President Pixie to allow people to become members ...

I'm just here to advise ...Kapeesh

Kapeesh!

Oh, Sis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What do you think? You gonna let me in?

[RedHotPisces]

is there room for me in here?

wheres the back of the line anyways?

[Suz]

Ok...I"m in...where do I spread 'em....oh I mean sign up:kk

[hoss]

Ok...I"m in...where do I spread 'em....oh I mean sign up:kk

Geez !!!.....

Hey Prseident Elect Pixie and your side kick Salty !!!

theres a line a mile long here ...Start doing your jobs better or i will be forced to make changes ....

Hoss doesnt like to keep his women waiting ....

And please follow me to The Sprea...sign up Room ...its right down this hall....

[hoss]

is there room for me in here?

wheres the back of the line anyways?

better be prepared to camp out ...ans stop pushing your way through the line ....You'll experience me soon enough....:kk

hey !!!...do u want to be on the board...

You can be in charge of the Hair ...........

[hoss]

Kapeesh!

Oh, Sis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What do you think? You gonna let me in?

Miss President _Pixie just informed me ...You are to be in Charge of maintaining my election....You shall be known As Fluffy...

[rainbowhigh]

Miss President _Pixie just informed me ...You are to be in Charge of maintaining my election....You shall be known As Fluffy...

I'd prefer to be referred to as Member in charge of Hospitality. LOL

[pixiegirl]

I'd prefer to be referred to as Member in charge of Hospitality. LOL

There he goes...opening his mouth without consulting first.


Rainbow....Hospitality would be perfect for you...get baking Sis...and don't forget you are only permitted to where that frilly apron ;)


Red...beautiful beautiful Red...yes you are in that goes without saying...now a suitable position for you...well you can have a choice...stylist for The Hoss or In charge of fan mail???


Suz...How are you at taking pics? We will be producing The Hoss calendar (to hit the shops in the Summer, it's called counter marketing ;) )

[tiger50]

i hereby and forthwif, sibmit my application for vice president in charge of fuk all(hoss)... i will require a huge mansion, 43.8 limo's, monstrous salary, as befitting my position... :55

[dartgirl]

Can I join too? I'm always in need of a good laugh.

[rainbowhigh]

There he goes...opening his mouth without consulting first.


Rainbow....Hospitality would be perfect for you...get baking Sis...and don't forget you are only permitted to where that frilly apron ;)


Red...beautiful beautiful Red...yes you are in that goes without saying...now a suitable position for you...well you can have a choice...stylist for The Hoss or In charge of fan mail???


Suz...How are you at taking pics? We will be producing The Hoss calendar (to hit the shops in the Summer, it's called counter marketing ;) )

You mean I get a uniform? Goodie!!! :D

[hoss]

Can I join too? I'm always in need of a good laugh.

ouch...that hurt ....You can be the official door opener for The Hoss....

[hoss]

You mean I get a uniform? Goodie!!! :D

As long i can call u Fluffy ...It's ok by me ...

[hoss]

i hereby and forthwif, sibmit my application for vice president in charge of fuk all(hoss)... i will require a huge mansion, 43.8 limo's, monstrous salary, as befitting my position... :55

Well I do need someone to wipe my ass for me ..Spare applied but Pixie had to turn him down ...He kept trying to steal the Toilet Paper ...

[SaltyLime]

i hereby and forthwif, sibmit my application for vice president in charge of fuk all(hoss)... i will require a huge mansion, 43.8 limo's, monstrous salary, as befitting my position... :55

we've yet to receive your 'sonnet of admiration' for Hoss...if this position that youre applying for exists [pixie for reference] you'll need to recite a love poem that you've written for hoss in pink high heels, a rainbow boa, and unstained, white cotton briefs -- nothing else.

[hoss]

we've yet to receive your 'sonnet of admiration' for Hoss...if this position that youre applying for exists [pixie for reference] you'll need to recite a love poem that you've written for hoss in pink high heels, a rainbow boa, and unstained, white cotton briefs -- nothing else.'

I'm thinking you may make a better president ...Miss Pixie has fallen alseep yet again ...

If u can stay up past midnite ,u may have a chance ....

[Suz]

Do I get to wear a uniform too? Possibly some sexy high heels to go with it?

[hoss]

Do I get to wear a uniform too? Possibly some sexy high heels to go with it?

sounds good to me ...I'm already for my photo shoot..I think the board should give Fluffy a raise ...she does a damn fine job....

[hoss]

There he goes...opening his mouth without consulting first.


Rainbow....Hospitality would be perfect for you...get baking Sis...and don't forget you are only permitted to where that frilly apron ;)


Red...beautiful beautiful Red...yes you are in that goes without saying...now a suitable position for you...well you can have a choice...stylist for The Hoss or In charge of fan mail???

Suz...How are you at taking pics? We will be producing The Hoss calendar (to hit the shops in the Summer, it's called counter marketing ;) )

Go for the Stylist...My pubes are in need of a trimming ...HAVE to move Fluffy out of the way though...

[RedHotPisces]

looks like i will take the stylist position...who could resist trimming ya pubes :whee:

Go for the Stylist...My pubes are in need of a trimming ...HAVE to move Fluffy out of the way though...

[Sandy]

you know i love ya hon, but i bow to no man ever.

[hoss]

you know i love ya hon, but i bow to no man ever.

No one said u had to bow ...you can lay your back as well ...

Pssssssst......love u too ...missed u :kk

[pixiegirl]

Well it has taken me this long to work through all the applications and fan mail...Hoss...hey Hoss!!!



Where do you want me to send all these panties that came in the mail huh???


So...the next meeting of the Appreciation Society is yet to be arranged...any ideas anyone??


:whee:

[hoss]

Well it has taken me this long to work through all the applications and fan mail...Hoss...hey Hoss!!!



Where do you want me to send all these panties that came in the mail huh???


So...the next meeting of the Appreciation Society is yet to be arranged...any ideas anyone??


:whee:

Please seperate by color,then by smell...any ones that have skid marks are to be tossed......you know where to send them...

[dartgirl]

ouch...that hurt ....You can be the official door opener for The Hoss....

What kind of outfit should I wear? Business suit, leather, lace or jeans?

[hoss]

What kind of outfit should I wear? Business suit, leather, lace or jeans?

Defientley Lace ...white with a garter belt and cum fuck me boots ....

[pixiegirl]

Please seperate by color,then by smell...any ones that have skid marks are to be tossed......you know where to send them...


Yeah,

PO BOX HOSS,
Canadaland,
Moose Country


Hey some of these have names sewn in them....Tiger...COTTIES!!! :sc

[hoss]

Yeah,

PO BOX HOSS,
Canadaland,
Moose Country


Hey some of these have names sewn in them....Tiger...COTTIES!!! :sc

Ok...thats not even funny ...thats just wrong ...very very wrong ...

u for got the postal code ...

A.S.S.M.A.N

[pixiegirl]

Ok...thats not even funny ...thats just wrong ...very very wrong ...

u for got the postal code ...

A.S.S.M.A.N

Hey there's were the nicest ones too...all lacy, with pink bows.


Nicer than my spongebob square pants ones ;)

[hoss]

Hey there's were the nicest ones too...all lacy, with pink bows.


Nicer than my spongebob square pants ones ;)

why are there skid marks on the front and back and on the outside ??

not yours ...THEIRS !!!....although i do see a stain on the front of yours ...

[pixiegirl]

why are there skid marks on the front and back and on the outside ??

not yours ...THEIRS !!!....although i do see a stain on the front of yours ...



No dear thats Spongebob :nu

[hoss]

No dear thats Spongebob :nu

why does he have a boner ?....:lmao

[pixiegirl]

why does he have a boner ?....:lmao


Well wouldn't you being stuck down there???

[hoss]

Well wouldn't you being stuck down there???


I dunno...Ive never been down there ....7 months and still waiting ....

[pixiegirl]

I dunno...Ive never been down there ....7 months and still waiting ....


Well you know me...pure as the driven snow :)


(and expensive...so get saving!!)

[hoss]

Well you know me...pure as the driven snow :)


(and expensive...so get saving!!)

thats not what Brother Haggis says ...More like just Driven .....

oh by the way ..will a Toonie suffice ...??

[pixiegirl]

thats not what Brother Haggis says ...More like just Driven .....

oh by the way ..will a Toonie suffice ...??


A toonie..like Bugs Bunny...well sure...might get more of a giggle out of him.


A yes I'm driven...crazy by you!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :whee:

[hoss]

A toonie..like Bugs Bunny...well sure...might get more of a giggle out of him.


A yes I'm driven...crazy by you!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :whee:

AWWWWW...I'm crazy about u too ....that is what u meant isnt it ???

[pixiegirl]

AWWWWW...I'm crazy about u too ....that is what u meant isnt it ???

Erm...yeah..sure..why not ;)

[Cotties]

sheez...you two should get a room...or Hoss a mirror


Hey Hoss said I could be a prick again..lol...

[hoss]

sheez...you two should get a room...or Hoss a mirror


Hey Hoss said I could be a prick again..lol...

last time i looked this was my room....

and what do u mean again ??????

[Cotties]

hey I had a week off...I've got heaps of good written material backing uplast time i looked this was my room....

and what do u mean again ??????

[hoss]

hey I had a week off...I've got heaps of good written material backing up

speaking of backing up ...do u mind ...the smell is overwhelming:D

[longnhard32]

its a damm cult

:lmao

[hoss]

I think the founding member had better start doing a better job here ....the place is getting dusty and grimy..the tv has some soap opera on it and then there ....HEY !@!!!!!! who drank all my beer while i was gone ....and why are all thes panites on the floor ....PIXIE !!!!!....u have the girls over agian ??

[pixiegirl]

I think the founding member had better start doing a better job here ....the place is getting dusty and grimy..the tv has some soap opera on it and then there ....HEY !@!!!!!! who drank all my beer while i was gone ....and why are all thes panites on the floor ....PIXIE !!!!!....u have the girls over agian ??


Wha...huh...me???


It was Rainbows fault...honest!!! She said it would just be a few games and cocktails...what did she put in those cocktails...last thing I remember is swapping bra's with her...

Ok...I gotta backlog of applications here...sheesh shouldn't have run that 2 for 1 offer in the local press :whee:

All Hail the Hoss!!

[haggisbasher]

LMFAO ! what's this tread then - someone may have delusions of grandeur ?!


hey Moose ! Whole hearted congratulations to you for having yer own thread. :55 My, how you've grown up ! I'm almost proud.

As for me, I LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE THE RAIN !!!

xx

[spare_change]

LMFAO ! what's this tread then - someone may have delusions of grandeur ?!


xx



It's called an oxymoronic thread!!

[rainbowhigh]

Wha...huh...me???


It was Rainbows fault...honest!!! She said it would just be a few games and cocktails...what did she put in those cocktails...last thing I remember is swapping bra's with her...

Ok...I gotta backlog of applications here...sheesh shouldn't have run that 2 for 1 offer in the local press :whee:

All Hail the Hoss!!

Fluffy is denying all charges that have been filed against her. I don't know what she's talking about hoss. I may have thrown a little party - and I do remember swapping bras with pixie. But I did NOT drink the beer. I promise you that... I don't even like beer. Now if there was vodka in the house - I'm sure it's gone.... LOL

Please be sure and let me know when the next meeting of the Hoss Appreciation Society is. I'd hate to miss it. :kk

[pixiegirl]

Fluffy is denying all charges that have been filed against her. I don't know what she's talking about hoss. I may have thrown a little party - and I do remember swapping bras with pixie. But I did NOT drink the beer. I promise you that... I don't even like beer. Now if there was vodka in the house - I'm sure it's gone.... LOL

Please be sure and let me know when the next meeting of the Hoss Appreciation Society is. I'd hate to miss it. :kk


No you didn't drink the beer, I think it was that football team you brought back with you.

Next meeting will be at midnight during the next full moon...uniform compulsory...can we swap back bras then or is Geoge keeping mine? :D

[rainbowhigh]

No you didn't drink the beer, I think it was that football team you brought back with you.

Next meeting will be at midnight during the next full moon...uniform compulsory...can we swap back bras then or is Geoge keeping mine? :D

Got it... Full moon, wear my uniform. I'll be there! ;)
As for your bra, he told me to get a new one next time I see you. I think he's wanting to start a collection. :whee:

[hoss]

Got it... Full moon, wear my uniform. I'll be there! ;)
As for your bra, he told me to get a new one next time I see you. I think he's wanting to start a collection. :whee:


Hmmm....
thats making me wonder if he took the lingere in the closet......OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....Now i know why George was ..coming out of the closet !!!!!:D

[hoss]

No you didn't drink the beer, I think it was that football team you brought back with you.

Next meeting will be at midnight during the next full moon...uniform compulsory...can we swap back bras then or is Geoge keeping mine? :D


That wasnt no footballers club...that was your highland Kilty boys ...bunch of woosies .....

[hoss]

LMFAO ! what's this tread then - someone may have delusions of grandeur ?!


hey Moose ! Whole hearted congratulations to you for having yer own thread. :55 My, how you've grown up ! I'm almost proud.

As for me, I LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE THE RAIN !!!

xx

HEY !!! it was your old lady that started it ...Go see her mate ...

Guess she thing I deserved my own thread .....:wa:

[CuriousGeorge]

Hmmm....
thats making me wonder if he took the lingere in the closet......OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....Now i know why George was ..coming out of the closet !!!!!:D

Yeah, but what you didn't see was Fluffy coming out of there just a few minutes behind me... It took her a little longer because she had to put her uniform back on. Don't worry, she was just doing her job and showing me some hospitality... :D

[hoss]

Yeah, but what you didn't see was Fluffy coming out of there just a few minutes behind me... It took her a little longer because she had to put her uniform back on. Don't worry, she was just doing her job and showing me some hospitality... :D

Oh....u need to put the lights on next time mate ...Thats wasnt Fluffy ...That was old Harold from down the street...he likes to dress up like sometimes...
Hopw u enjoyed his hospitality .....

[rainbowhigh]

Oh....u need to put the lights on next time mate ...Thats wasnt Fluffy ...That was old Harold from down the street...he likes to dress up like sometimes...
Hopw u enjoyed his hospitality .....

Then who was I in the closet with? They didn't have enough hair to be the Hoss...:D

[hoss]

Then who was I in the closet with? They didn't have enough hair to be the Hoss...:D

I shaved and had my hair up ...surely u remember what my umm....family jewels look and feel like ....i mean u see them almost everyday ....:D

[rainbowhigh]

I shaved and had my hair up ...surely u remember what my umm....family jewels look and feel like ....i mean u see them almost everyday ....:D

Are you trying to get me in trouble? LOL

[hoss]

Are you trying to get me in trouble? LOL

Thats not what u said in the closet ....i think it was " Third times the charm Mr.Hoss ."

[rainbowhigh]

Thats not what u said in the closet ....i think it was " Third times the charm Mr.Hoss ."

Then it was definitely not me you were with, then, because with me --- the first time is always the charm. And the second... and the third... and the fourth...


Just ask George if you don't believe me.... :D

[CuriousGeorge]

It's starting to sound like this whole society is in the closet.... Or is that just where the last meeting took place?

[dartgirl]

Must be, my arms getting tired from opening and closing that dang door every few minutes.....

[pixiegirl]

Well maybe Rainbow and I need to move to a more suitable location...mmmm I remember this place...Oh yes...Hey Sis...let's work on the newsletter a bit. ;)

[rainbowhigh]

Well maybe Rainbow and I need to move to a more suitable location...mmmm I remember this place...Oh yes...Hey Sis...let's work on the newsletter a bit. ;)

Fluffy at your service. What should we put in this erm... newsletter? Should it start with me touching my nose with my tongue or your matching underwear?

[pixiegirl]

Fluffy at your service. What should we put in this erm... newsletter? Should it start with me touching my nose with my tongue or your matching underwear?



Ooohhh let's do both...or you could touch my nose with your tongue and I'll match your underwear :whee:

[rainbowhigh]

Ooohhh let's do both...or you could touch my nose with your tongue and I'll match your underwear :whee:

Hmmm... ok! I can go with that. I might not want to stop at your nose though.... and my panties are light blue with little yellow and blue stars on them. Good luck matching those with anything.

[Cotties]

Oh Hoss. we love you even if you don't:kk

[pixiegirl]

Hmmm... ok! I can go with that. I might not want to stop at your nose though.... and my panties are light blue with little yellow and blue stars on them. Good luck matching those with anything.

You just go with the flow Fluffy...you take that tongue where ever it feels the need to go.


Ok light blue with yellow and blue stars...yup...ok...gotta lose those...just slide them down here...try these...pink silk with brown bows...

[rainbowhigh]

You just go with the flow Fluffy...you take that tongue where ever it feels the need to go.


Ok light blue with yellow and blue stars...yup...ok...gotta lose those...just slide them down here...try these...pink silk with brown bows...

Mmmm.... these feel good! Oh! a thong! How did you know I like those?

[pixiegirl]

Mmmm.... these feel good! Oh! a thong! How did you know I like those?

Let's just say I had a hunch...now something to match...a little balconette I think...

[rainbowhigh]

a what? I don't even know what that is.... lol it doesn't sound comfortable though.

Let's just say I had a hunch...now something to match...a little balconette I think...

[pixiegirl]

a what? I don't even know what that is.... lol it doesn't sound comfortable though.

You should google it...I think you have just the right 'physique' for a balconette...I know I do ;)

[rainbowhigh]

You should google it...I think you have just the right 'physique' for a balconette...I know I do ;)

If you mean a large bossom - yep. I've got one of those.... LOL
Googling it now....

[hoss]

If you mean a large bossom - yep. I've got one of those.... LOL
Googling it now....

HEY !!!!.....how many times do i got to tell u girls ...no playing without the Hoss....

And u both have big uns ....:dd

[hoss]

Must be, my arms getting tired from opening and closing that dang door every few minutes.....


Then maybe i should use my hand to spank your ass instead of the door ...

[hoss]

Oh Hoss. we love you even if you don't:kk

you been missing me ???...gosh ...gee whillickers...i dont know what to say ..

[pixiegirl]

HEY !!!!.....how many times do i got to tell u girls ...no playing without the Hoss....

And u both have big uns ....:dd


Well you would know of course being chief breast tester...;)

[hoss]

Well you would know of course being chief breast tester...;)

i like to think of it as ..Top Tittie Talent and Nipple Nudger

[pixiegirl]

i like to think of it as ..Top Tittie Talent and Nipple Nudger

Keeping a-breast of things lol...oh come on the old ones are good!!!

[hoss]

Keeping a-breast of things lol...oh come on the old ones are good!!!


Awww....your not that old babe ...but you arre good ....and very bad when u want to be ..YOU still have a few good years left ..

[pixiegirl]

Awww....your not that old babe ...but you arre good ....and very bad when u want to be ..YOU still have a few good years left ..


Aw shucks thanks...know how to make a girl feel good...bite me!!

[hoss]

Aw shucks thanks...know how to make a girl feel good...bite me!!


bite me ,lick me ,fuck me ,take me ,....a guy only has so many hours in his day !@!!!!!

[pixiegirl]

bite me ,lick me ,fuck me ,take me ,....a guy only has so many hours in his day !@!!!!!



:lmao !!!!

Ok drop your meds a little baby!

[hoss]

:lmao !!!!

Ok drop your meds a little baby!


HEY !!! THE HOSS dont take meds .....his erection is a god given miracle ...

[Cotties]

you should pimp these girls out hoss

[pixiegirl]

you should pimp these girls out hoss

You mean you didn't get your invoice??


I don't do that for free Cotties...sheesh...you actually thought I enjoyed that??!! :na

[hoss]

you should pimp these girls out hoss

I like to think of it as contracting out ...

and yes i will break legs for no payment as well as other body parts

[dartgirl]

Then maybe i should use my hand to spank your ass instead of the door ...

Promises, Promises.......

[hoss]

Promises, Promises.......

Hey ...i aint no politician...I keep my promises ...

Your ass is mine girl .......

please schedule a appointment .....:kk

[dartgirl]

How about a week from tuesday????

[hoss]

How about a week from tuesday????

A week tuesday ...let me look....

ok ..i have a 1 and 3 oclock appointments ...i can fit in u at 4:25 ...does that work for u ??

Please allow 3 hours to complete the session....

[RedHotPisces]

so why dont the other appointments get 3 hours?? :sc

A week tuesday ...let me look....

ok ..i have a 1 and 3 oclock appointments ...i can fit in u at 4:25 ...does that work for u ??

Please allow 3 hours to complete the session....

[hoss]

so why dont the other appointments get 3 hours?? :sc

I always save the best for last ....the 1 oclock is with fluffy & her hubby doesnt stay away long ..the 3 oclock is to get my hair done ...

[dartgirl]

Sounds like a plan. 3 hours of the hoss's time. I feel so priviliged......I don't know what to say......I think I'm gonna cry.

[spare_change]

Sounds like a plan. 3 hours of the hoss's time. I feel so priviliged......I don't know what to say......I think I'm gonna cry.


... as have many people who have had to spend 3 hours with hoss (I think it's his deodorant).

[hoss]

Sounds like a plan. 3 hours of the hoss's time. I feel so priviliged......I don't know what to say......I think I'm gonna cry.

no...save the crying until were together ....and it will be the best 3 hours u have ever spent .....:kk

[hoss]

... as have many people who have had to spend 3 hours with hoss (I think it's his deodorant).

Go away....your cramping my style .....cant u see im working !!!!:nu

[dartgirl]

no...save the crying until were together ....and it will be the best 3 hours u have ever spent .....:kk

OOOoooohhhh Hoss, you are just the best.:whee:

[hoss]

OOOoooohhhh Hoss, you are just the best.:whee:

so i have been told by numerous women on this site ....:D

[kjguy43]

ROTFLMAO, hey pal long time, how is momma?



so i have been told by numerous women on this site ....:D

[hoss]

ROTFLMAO, hey pal long time, how is momma?

Hey stranger !!!...we're good ...doing some spring cleaning and cursing
Vista as the piece of shit it is ...way to go Bill....another million dollar piece of crap ...

how u doing my friend ?:wa:

[kjguy43]

Oh my mother in law got a new laptop and that vista crap is on ther, that is really a pos software system. Gets me all lost.


We are doing good, just busy as hell!


Hey stranger !!!...we're good ...doing some spring cleaning and cursing
Vista as the piece of shit it is ...way to go Bill....another million dollar piece of crap ...

how u doing my friend ?:wa:

[hoss]

Oh my mother in law got a new laptop and that vista crap is on ther, that is really a pos software system. Gets me all lost.


We are doing good, just busy as hell!

i pity the fools that paid good money for it ....most of my games wont work on it ...back to XP for me ...

piece of advice to all...dont waste your money ...it may be pretty to look at ,but its really a ford pinto all dressed up ....

[SaltyLime]

i pity the fools that paid good money for it ....most of my games wont work on it ...back to XP for me ...

piece of advice to all...dont waste your money ...it may be pretty to look at ,but its really a ford pinto all dressed up ....

hear ye, hear ye, the oracle has spoken. dear hoss, your words of wisedom have been embraced. the very thought of your voice saying 'ford pinto' gives me the tingles...not shingles...just tingles.

:wa:

[hoss]

hear ye, hear ye, the oracle has spoken. dear hoss, your words of wisedom have been embraced. the very thought of your voice saying 'ford pinto' gives me the tingles...not shingles...just tingles.

:wa:

ever done it in a ford pinto ?...i hear ford pintos are good make out cars ..my dad used to own a ford pinto...he used to cram me in the back of the ford pinto ..did i say ford pinto ?...

and now i am a oracle ?...is that like a ruptured anus ?

[Annie]

Hey sweetie! C'mon over here... I need a Hoss hug... I've been missing you lately!:knuddel: How the hell are ya?

[hoss]

Hey sweetie! C'mon over here... I need a Hoss hug... I've been missing you lately!:knuddel: How the hell are ya?


:hug:

i have been quite ill with the flu ...but am on the mend ...i needed to loose 10 pounds anyhow ...i missed u guys too ...:kk

[Annie]

:hug:

i have been quite ill with the flu ...but am on the mend ...i needed to loose 10 pounds anyhow ...i missed u guys too ...:kk
:( Awe... If I had known you were sick I would have made you some chicken soup! I hope you're feeling better! :kk


... I also hope that Momma and that beautiful boy of yours didn't catch it!

[hoss]

:( Awe... If I had known you were sick I would have made you some chicken soup! I hope you're feeling better! :kk


... I also hope that Momma and that beautiful boy of yours didn't catch it!


momma caught it for a few days,but she heals faster than me ...the shitty thing was missing her birthday party on sunday ....as for the kid ...he never gets sick ..hes immune to everything

[Annie]

momma caught it for a few days,but she heals faster than me ...the shitty thing was missing her birthday party on sunday ....as for the kid ...he never gets sick ..hes immune to everythingJeese what do you guys feed him? Healthy bugger 'eh? Poor Momma though... I sure hope you make up for it when you get better!

[MCat]

:hug:

i have been quite ill with the flu ...but am on the mend ...i needed to loose 10 pounds anyhow ...i missed u guys too ...:kk

And I would have given you a bed bath you would never forget ;)

[hoss]

And I would have given you a bed bath you would never forget ;)

you flirting with me woman ?....bed bath huh ..sounds nummy

[hoss]

Jeese what do you guys feed him? Healthy bugger 'eh? Poor Momma though... I sure hope you make up for it when you get better!

he eats everything ...thats why our food bill is so high ....

and i promise to give Momma a dose or two .....

[MCat]

you flirting with me woman ?....bed bath huh ..sounds nummy

Maybe just a tad....;)

[hoss]

Maybe just a tad....;)

ok as long as were clear on the subject ....:kk

[MCat]

ok as long as were clear on the subject ....:kk

Gotta be careful....don't want anyone thinking I'm fast and loose :dd

[hoss]

Gotta be careful....don't want anyone thinking I'm fast and loose :dd

nah ,.....everyone knows that already .....:lmao :lmao

u just cant resist the bad boy can ya ....

[joe43]

*confused here*

[MCat]

*confused here*

Joe....Hoss just wanted a thread all to himself so we can tell him how wonderful he is now and then.

You don't want to post on this thread ... he may get the wrong idea :D

[Itshardon-theroad]

Hoss, you are really the reason I came back to the site. It had nothing to do with the beautiful flirty women.

[hoss]

Joe....Hoss just wanted a thread all to himself so we can tell him how wonderful he is now and then.

You don't want to post on this thread ... he may get the wrong idea :D

HEY !!!!!....u listen up Missy ....i did NOT want a thread all to myself ..my fans made one for me ...NOW !!!....bend over and assume the postion,you know whats cumming ...and it aint u ....the only thing i want to hear from u is .." Yes Master ,may i have another ...

[rainbowhigh]

HEY !!!!!....u listen up Missy ....i did NOT want a thread all to myself ..my fans made one for me ...NOW !!!....bend over and assume the postion,you know whats cumming ...and it aint u ....the only thing i want to hear from u is .." Yes Master ,may i have another ...

Hey!!!!! That's my line! :lmao:lmao:lmao

[hoss]

Hey!!!!! That's my line! :lmao:lmao:lmao

i had to look for another slave ,your too busy with "homework"...

is that a new name for blowjob ??...

[christinalee]

wow, Hoss is so sexy he gets his own thread...

[hoss]

wow, Hoss is so sexy he gets his own thread...

there is still room if u would like to join...membership is free .....theres a initiation phase to go through ...and as long as u have your knee pads youll be fine ...

[christinalee]

I don't NEED knee pads...hehehe

[hoss]

I don't NEED knee pads...hehehe

well....washing and scrubing the floor usually takes 3 hours ....

[christinalee]

:D That's in guy time....
I think I could get it done quicker

[hoss]

:D That's in guy time....
I think I could get it done quicker

u can take all the time u need between my legs ...

AFTER THE FLOORS DONE MISSY !!!

[MCat]

HEY !!!!!....u listen up Missy ....i did NOT want a thread all to myself ..my fans made one for me ...NOW !!!....bend over and assume the postion,you know whats cumming ...and it aint u ....the only thing i want to hear from u is .." Yes Master ,may i have another ...

Watch out Hossie....you're making me wet and when I get wet a great big orgasm follows. Might just pinch your head off with my substantial thighs :dd

[hoss]

Watch out Hossie....you're making me wet and when I get wet a great big orgasm follows. Might just pinch your head off with my substantial thighs :dd

either that or i'll drown in the tidalwave ...

[MCat]

either that or i'll drown in the tidalwave ...

Wear your wetsuit

[rainbowhigh]

i had to look for another slave ,your too busy with "homework"...

is that a new name for blowjob ??...

Another name for blowjob, huh? I don't think so.... blowjobs are much more fun than homework..... MUCH more fun.

[hoss]

Another name for blowjob, huh? I don't think so.... blowjobs are much more fun than homework..... MUCH more fun.

you know ...if u went at your homework like u did that last blowjob u gave me ,youd get A's all the time ....

[hoss]

Another name for blowjob, huh? I don't think so.... blowjobs are much more fun than homework..... MUCH more fun.

speaking of blowjobs ....im ready and waiting fluffy ...

On your knees and make your MASTER happy

[rainbowhigh]

you know ...if u went at your homework like u did that last blowjob u gave me ,youd get A's all the time ....

If I were to work on my homework that hard, the quality of my blowjobs might go down. LOL Not sure if I can divide my attention very well. ;)

[Annie]

If I were to work on my homework that hard, the quality of my blowjobs might go down. LOL Not sure if I can divide my attention very well. ;)Multi-tasking isn't all that it's cracked up to be.



.... ooops! sorry... I forgot that Hoss kicked me out of here weeks ago.

[rainbowhigh]

He's not here right now. I won't tell if you won't. :D
And I am a terrible multi-tasker. TERRIBLE!

Multi-tasking isn't all that it's cracked up to be.



.... ooops! sorry... I forgot that Hoss kicked me out of here weeks ago.

[Cotties]

Hi my name is Hoss. Nobody likes me:cry: . will you be my friend

[tiger50]

Hi my name is Hoss. Nobody likes me:cry: . will you be my friend

huh?? whos' hoss?????
oh yeh ross ryan " i am pegasaus, my name means horseshit.."... :D

[MCat]

Hi my name is Hoss. Nobody likes me:cry: . will you be my friend

You are so bad...he's not even here to defend himself. :D

[Cotties]

I just wish I could see the look on his face of disappointment[ the sadness] when he reads my post...........he always has about 10 questions for me that are the same.....why? why? why? .....finished off with prick...........................you get the pictureYou are so bad...he's not even here to defend himself. :Doh ...and don't worry.....I left 2 for Beav as well:D ....they both just have to love me

[MCat]

I just wish I could see the look on his face of disappointment[ the sadness] when he reads my post...........he always has about 10 questions for me that are the same.....why? why? why? .....finished off with prick...........................you get the pictureoh ...and don't worry.....I left 2 for Beav as well:D ....they both just have to love me

LOL....I'm sure they do. Would ya like to be buried or cremated?

[hoss]

Multi-tasking isn't all that it's cracked up to be.



.... ooops! sorry... I forgot that Hoss kicked me out of here weeks ago.

your always welcome here ...i never kicked u out ....your family ...:kk

[hoss]

Hi my name is Hoss. Nobody likes me:cry: . will you be my friend

I'd love to meet u in real life ....make sure u got a cup on :nu

[hoss]

I just wish I could see the look on his face of disappointment[ the sadness] when he reads my post...........he always has about 10 questions for me that are the same.....why? why? why? .....finished off with prick...........................you get the pictureoh ...and don't worry.....I left 2 for Beav as well:D ....they both just have to love me

look like a prick,act like a prick ,must be a prick ...

I'm never disappointed by you .....youve never let me down with your oh so witty posts ...

[Annie]

your always welcome here ...i never kicked u out ....your family ...:kk:cry: Nope.... I was rejected!
OK, I can make that pledge! Oh wait a second... I read that wrong! I thought it said "To openly diss posts made by The Hoss." Oh never mind then....

... besides, a picture that's only 2 inches by 4 inches doesn't make for a very good target anyway!

i'm sorry but upon further review ,your application had been rejected ,please feel free to apply again ...May i suggest a wet t-shirt next time ...

[hoss]

:cry: Nope.... I was rejected!
[/size]

well that was under the old management ...since Salty has taken over as President ,i have reveiwed your application ...

I am happy to say u have been accepeted ...

your new duties will be ...

ball washer
nut cracker
tetiscular management
and
sack cleaner

[Annie]

well that was under the old management ...since Salty has taken over as President ,i have reveiwed your application ...

I am happy to say u have been accepeted ...

your new duties will be ...

ball washer
nut cracker
tetiscular management
and
sack cleaner:sc Ya know.... for some reason I still feel a bit rejected.

[hoss]

:sc Ya know.... for some reason I still feel a bit rejected.

oh stop !!!..in 6 months u will be promoted to ass washer ....hope u got a long tongue ...

[hoss]

Another name for blowjob, huh? I don't think so.... blowjobs are much more fun than homework..... MUCH more fun.

as my personal slave ,please refer to me as Master ...and only answer when spoken too !!!:nu

[Annie]

your new duties will be ...

ball washer
nut cracker
tetiscular management
and
sack cleanerYeah right.... like I need another nut job!

[hoss]

Yeah right.... like I need another nut job!

geez !!! ..i told u ...you'll be promoted soon ....

[cherokeered]

Ya got quite a club here hun...but why does everyone get a "Momma's Frying Pan" when they come through the door?......lol


The magnet is cute though....will put it on the fridge....:whee: :wa:

[hoss]

Ya got quite a club here hun...but why does everyone get a "Momma's Frying Pan" when they come through the door?......lol


The magnet is cute though....will put it on the fridge....:whee: :wa:

the frying pans are a collectible ...will be worth alot when im dead ...

gald u like the magnet ...did u like the penis shape ...

[cherokeered]

the frying pans are a collectible ...will be worth alot when im dead ...

gald u like the magnet ...did u like the penis shape ...


Yeh.....very cute little thang.....lol

[rainbowhigh]

as my personal slave ,please refer to me as Master ...and only answer when spoken too !!!:nu

Yes, Master....
*** misses her Master...

[hoss]

Yeh.....very cute little thang.....lol

yeh i know ..they couldnt find me that day the mold was taken ,but Cotties was in the corner sulking so they used his ....

[hoss]

Yes, Master....
cunt misses her Master...

Good Slave....now go sit in the corner until called upon ...

[cherokeered]

yeh i know ..they couldnt find me that day the mold was taken ,but Cotties was in the corner sulking so they used his ....


explains the made in Thailand sticker....lol

[UltimateNaneki]

I appreciate the fact that I don't have to pee standing up!