Good Old Fashion Pick Up Lines

[aceofspades1114]

Well since I was working at my bar last night and I heard a few guys using them so I thought I would throw my "Mackin Skills" out there, These truly work so men be careful how you use them

Here are some classic lines

1. There is 206 bones your body, would you like one more?

2. Nice Legs........When do they open

3. Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them

4. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

5. Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.(good to use on a the bar fly or the hooker on 9 mile either way, lol)

6. Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows!

Ace's Personal Fav's
1. I'm the doctor of love baby and you're over due for your meat injection!
2.Do you wanna come back to my house for sex and pizza? No? You don't like pizza?

[aceofspades1114]

Oh I forgot my all time favorite here it goes

I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

[Norfolkdave]

Mine is simply hello, "love the smile" sorry Im losing the hair, the beds 4" 6" Im 6ft!

[KIRA187]

Are you from Tennesee? because you are the only 10 I see!;)

[Penny]

I usually hear things like Do I know You
or I like your smile

[Wet Beaver]

I usually hear things like Do I know You
or I like your smile


one guy in Vegas ,, said he would give me a million if i would sleep with him...... right, he was in a cheap suit, with tennis shoes..... i sic hubby on him.lol :nu

[aceofspades1114]

Yeah when I'm tending the bar I hear a bunch of crazy lines, lol none of them ever work, or I hope not.

[juli55]

heres one I've heard alot.. If I follow you home, would you keep me?

[KIRA187]

seeing these lines on the screen makes we wonder how any of us guys ever got lucky. Or looking at it the other way around we did get lucky if the female fell for it.:D

[Annie]

"Hey I'm a photographer, wanna come in my darkroom and see what develops?"

[ross57412]

well i tried hi how are you may i ask you your name it must have worked were engaged now lol

[Seeker]

I would love to plant some wood in your garden!

[Seeker]

Dang, the stright forward approach. ... never thought of that! LOL

Good luck, Ross! And best wishes!well i tried hi how are you may i ask you your name it must have worked were engaged now lol

[Seeker]

I like your smile too!!:kk I usually hear things like Do I know You
or I like your smile

[KIRA187]

Hi my name is cuda, pleasrue to make your aquaintance.

[Annie]

Well hello Cuda it's nice to meet you... I once drove a car with the same name...I liked that car...

[KIRA187]

Well hello Cuda it's nice to meet you... I once drove a car with the same name...I liked that car...

Hello to you to Ms. Annie Mull,

Well then I have made a good first impression I think;) .

[Annie]

Why yes, yes you have. I like a man who's not afraid to be himself.

[KIRA187]

Why yes, yes you have. I like a man who's not afraid to be himself.

Well Annie, your bio says you are a domestic diva and born on July 13 making you a Cancer. That seems to fit you. Is that an occupation that you enjoy?

[Annie]

Well Annie, your bio says you are a domestic diva and born on July 13 making you a Cancer. That seems to fit you. Is that an occupation that you enjoy?

What part do you mean? The "Domestic" part or the "Diva" part?

[KIRA187]

What part do you mean? The "Domestic" part or the "Diva" part?

I must respond to this question caustiouly for I feel that I am being lured into a trap ;) . Your sign is cancer and typically a cancer enjoys the home so the domestic part must be covered. Being a diva can be trying at times I would think so I am choosing DIVA... Yeah thats the ticket.:)

[Annie]

No trap Cuda, but I must say I'm a better domestic than I am a diva. I find the diva part to be quite time consuming...

[hank69]

Guy said in the bar to a lady..... Wish I could get in them pants of yours.... She said: And What would I do with 2 Assholes

[Zpanther]

I used to know a guy some years ago that had quite the routine with women. He was over 60 at the time and not good looking at all, but we were all amazed at his success with very attractive younger women. He was a sales rep so he traveled a lot. I asked him how he managed to score with so many of these women. He smiled and said, "I use the most direct approach there is. If I spot an attractive woman I compliment her and then simply tell her 'listen, I don't happen to have any company for dinner tonight. Would you like to have dinner and sex?" He said about 1 or 2 out of 10 will be offended and might even slap me. Another 4 will say they're not interested or change the subject. Another 3 will consider it a compliment and joke about it or even seem interested but won't agree, and 1 out of 10 will agree to do it. I've been doing this long enough to know the percentages and I just keep asking until one accepts. You'd be surprised which ones might agree."

I'm not sure he'd get away with that nowdays. He'd probably get sued for sexual harrassment.

[Wet Beaver]

at the market today, I got from a young guy.... " if i said you were beautiful, would you hold it aganist me"??

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

at the market today, I got from a young guy.... " if i said you were beautiful, would you hold it aganist me"??

I'm sure that this is NOT the only line you've ever heard wet beaver!;)

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

Here Are some REALLY good lines...

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

Favorite: I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.

Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.

Take a screw with you and put it in your pocket. Then, when a girl comes up to you, offer her the screw and say, "Wanna screw?"

Are you free tonight or am I gonna have to pay?

Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always this hot?

Favorite: You with all those curves, and me with no brakes!!

Hi! Do you want to play pretend? I'll be Bill Clinton and you can be Monica.

Hi, My name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?

Is it hot in here or is it you?

"Hey are you from Tennessee?" She says, "No, why?" You say, "Well you must be from Tennessee 'cause... you're the only ten I see."

Wanna play war? I'll lay down and you can blow me away!

That's a nice pair of pants. Can I talk you out of them?

Hey, you wanna play lion? You go kneel over there and I'll throw you my meat.

So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I've got one that I'm just dying to put in your drawers.

I've got the F, the C, and the K, no all I need is U!

If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?

You might as well fuck me, because I'm gonna tell everyone we did anyways!

I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me?

I'm an army recruiter. Why don't you come over to my place and "be all you can be."

I bet your dad's a baker, 'cause baby, you got some great buns.

Come and sit on my lap and see what pops up.

Favorite: I ain't no Fred Flintstone but I can make your bedrock.

Those are the whitest teeth I've ever cum across.

[Penny]

You might as well fuck me, because I'm gonna tell everyone we did anyways!

That is a good one :D

[aceofspades1114]

I heard a gorss one but it was funny as hell tho

Sniff....Sniff....... Your in season, lets breed

I was like dude your going to get the shit knocked out of you.

[Wet Beaver]

I'm sure that this is NOT the only line you've ever heard wet beaver!;)

it's not, but it's the one i heard that day...

[mark2gmtrans]

I find I do better if I just sit down and wait for them to come over to me, I hear some guys trying to talk to the girls and it is pathetic and funny. Me I date younger women who are going out with me because they like older guys, they say that they are tired of the games the young guys play. I hope they never get tired of the ones the old guys play.

[KIRA187]

I find I do better if I just sit down and wait for them to come over to me, I hear some guys trying to talk to the girls and it is pathetic and funny. Me I date younger women who are going out with me because they like older guys, they say that they are tired of the games the young guys play. I hope they never get tired of the ones the old guys play.

I have tried your approach and waited for the girls to come to me but that didnt work. What am I doing wrong???;)

[Penny]

the squeky wheel gets the greese ;)

[Zpanther]

at the market today, I got from a young guy.... " if i said you were beautiful, would you hold it aganist me"??

Just curious...... what did you decide to hold 'against him?'

[Wet Beaver]

Just curious...... what did you decide to hold 'against him?'

the zits on his face..

[Zpanther]

the zits on his face..

You really are merciless Beav...... but I sorta like that...... sorta

[Big O]

Hi, I'm Ken, what's your's?

[Zpanther]

Hey Ken (I mean Big O) ....... good to hear from ya again. Beginning to get cool now up north. 'Spose you're still runnin' around in shorts in Florida.

[Big O]

Z, It's 89 here today. Just a few clouds in the sky. I took the boat out this morning. A couple of us went fishing. Not much to speak of, but we had a good time.
I wish I was there in the mountains!
O

[Zpanther]

It's about 70 here....... nice fall day actually. Think I'll call my oldest son and maybe take our small fishin' boat out later this week. We've had quite the time this summer with our fishing boat. Got it all ready to go and the outboard blew up. My son has a friend who owns a marine. He should have it rebuilt in the next day or two.

[Big O]

Z, anytime you want to make the trip to S Fl, just let me know. We can fish in the ocean, head into the "Glades" for some bass fishing, or just go out and have a good time on land.
It gets nicer here everyday now. soon it will be 80, dry and sunny everyday!

[Zpanther]

Z, anytime you want to make the trip to S Fl, just let me know. We can fish in the ocean, head into the "Glades" for some bass fishing, or just go out and have a good time on land.
It gets nicer here everyday now. soon it will be 80, dry and sunny everyday!

Actually I might be down that way in a month or two. I'll let ya know. That would be fun.

[mark2gmtrans]

Well guys down here where I am it was only 104 today

[mark2gmtrans]

and I wish it was going to get down below 75 for the low tonight, but maybe later this month it will get cooler and only be in the 70s for the low

[Annie]

Hubby has good pick-up line...

"Do you have a magnet in your head, because you are attracting my buns of steel?"

[Zpanther]

and I wish it was going to get down below 75 for the low tonight, but maybe later this month it will get cooler and only be in the 70s for the low

Man I'm glad it's a little cooler here. But getting a little too cool at night.... should be under 40 tonight again. Probably frost the pumpkins pretty soon if this keeps up.

[MCat]

Man I'm glad it's a little cooler here. But getting a little too cool at night.... should be under 40 tonight again. Probably frost the pumpkins pretty soon if this keeps up.

And you know what they say....When there's frost on the pumpkin, its time for peter dunkin.

[Norfolkdave]

Well guys down here where I am it was only 104 today

Man your lucky its sept in the uk and bloody 50celcis and cold :D

[Norfolkdave]

And you know what they say....When there's frost on the pumpkin, its time for peter dunkin.

Theres a frost on my pumpkin
And Mary Im in sin
my hearts going ping
Im playing with my ding a ling!:lmao lol

[Norfolkdave]

Well since I was working at my bar last night and I heard a few guys using them so I thought I would throw my "Mackin Skills" out there, These truly work so men be careful how you use them

Here are some classic lines

1. There is 206 bones your body, would you like one more?

2. Nice Legs........When do they open

3. Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them

4. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

5. Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.(good to use on a the bar fly or the hooker on 9 mile either way, lol)

6. Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows!

Ace's Personal Fav's
1. I'm the doctor of love baby and you're over due for your meat injection!
2.Do you wanna come back to my house for sex and pizza? No? You don't like pizza?


I go up and say " As your buying mines a pint" if you throw it over me I hope your tounge will follow up.:lmao

[aceofspades1114]

lol dave

I normally stand pant I'm a shy guy so normally I wait till I get approached. I always been nervous when it comes to ladies. Just intimidated I guess

[Norfolkdave]

lol dave

I normally stand pant I'm a shy guy so normally I wait till I get approached. I always been nervous when it comes to ladies. Just intimidated I guess

I wouldnt think you were shy go for it go and do what I do next time your out with your friends, two things can only happen a slap and you can then say awh hun marked for life kiss it better Im hurting or go for my approach its easy honest.:wa:

[Barkiss]

"Do you like flowers?"

"Yes"

"Good, I have tulips I would like to plant in your bush"

[Barkiss]

Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?

[mark2gmtrans]

I have tried your approach and waited for the girls to come to me but that didnt work. What am I doing wrong???;)Probably nothing I am just a lucky man

[spare_change]

Want to go to my place for a pizza and a fuck???

What??? I spose you don't like pizza, huh?

[Norfolkdave]

Want to go to my place for a pizza and a fuck???

What??? I spose you don't like pizza, huh?

cant come better than that wimpish:lmao

[Penny]

I heard one at the bar Friday night a guy asked if he could see my boobs. I showed them to him :gs

[Seeker]

LOL .... That's what I've been doing wrong then! Need to go for the direct approach! :D I heard one at the bar Friday night a guy asked if he could see my boobs. I showed them to him :gs

[Norfolkdave]

I heard one at the bar Friday night a guy asked if he could see my boobs. I showed them to him :gs

Show us your boobs:lmao

[Cotties]

I recently told a friend this was an educational site.. oh how we make mistakes......

[Wet Beaver]

I heard one at the bar Friday night a guy asked if he could see my boobs. I showed them to him :gs

did he give you beads in return??

[Norfolkdave]

did he give you beads in return??

What about this its original Hey baby, so what's your sign?
:lmao

[Wet Beaver]

What about this its original Hey baby, so what's your sign?
:lmao

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[Norfolkdave]

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/edoom/iamwithstupid.gif

Typical approach :lmao

[Wet Beaver]

Typical approach :lmao

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[Norfolkdave]

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/funny/dark1.gif

So your a computer wizard wonderous for a beaver:lmao

[Penny]

No but I did see a buldge in his pants :D



did he give you beads in return??

[Wet Beaver]

No but I did see a buldge in his pants :D

thats something...http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/blackeye/lol.gif

[Penny]

I was actually thinking threesome:gs good thing my husband dont drink lol

[Wet Beaver]

I was actually thinking threesome:gs good thing my husband dont drink lol

was he that good looking??

[Penny]

yes very, I heard from a mutual friend he only has one ball. Kind of made me curious :gs

[Wet Beaver]

that is different,, i wonder if he work as well as men with both...

[Penny]

I was willing to experiment lol

[Wet Beaver]

I was willing to experiment lol

i am almost willing to try myself.....lol

[Barkiss]

Getting the scissors out...

[Wet Beaver]

Getting the scissors out...

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[Barkiss]

Got to do what you got to do...

[Wet Beaver]

Got to do what you got to do...

but to bobbitize yourself??http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/tweetz/scared.gif

[Barkiss]

Best offer on the table at this time. :)

[Wet Beaver]

Best offer on the table at this time. :)


Honey,,you need to upgrade your tables....

[Barkiss]

Honey,,you need to upgrade your tables....

Ok, you talked me out of doing it. **whew**

[Penny]

:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

No but I did see a buldge in his pants :D

My my big or small or whopper:lmao

[Sunshine]

You shouldn't be :gs



lol dave

I normally stand pant I'm a shy guy so normally I wait till I get approached. I always been nervous when it comes to ladies. Just intimidated I guess

[Sunshine]

You should've asked to see it, fair is fair:D



No but I did see a buldge in his pants :D

[TheSaint69]

Good customer service always helps! Because were married now only after 4 dates.

[Seeker]

:lf I would have returned the favor! :D would have been fun!You should've asked to see it, fair is fair:D

[Eros]

only know one or two

Did it hurt? what? when you fell from heaven.

will try to remember some more

Eros:)

[Wet Beaver]

only know one or two

Did it hurt? what? when you fell from heaven.

will try to remember some more

Eros:)

thats bad....... i mean really bad.....:cry:

[Eros]

I know wet

will have to remember better than that sorry to make you cry

lol

[Eros]

did I upset ffoxx entered chat room and he left I know he's a fella but we could have shared notes lol

[aceofspades1114]

You shouldn't be :gs

I know I shouldn't but I'm one shy mofo. I'm normally the quiet geeky guy in the corner who doesn't talk much.lol

[Penny]

I married one of them :)

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

I know I shouldn't but I'm one shy mofo. I'm normally the quiet geeky guy in the corner who doesn't talk much.lol


I'm with ya on this one Ace!

[shopowner]

"Nice tits doll." OK...mabe I dont use it but I'm thinking it...
"hello" works really well for me.

[Eros]

hi flirters

still working on those chat up lines

eros

[SirFox]

Eros: Because I am curious....went to the chat rooms and you know what? I felt really alone....there was no one....to greet me. I was instructed to enter my login and password ....and methought there would be a miracle and lo and behold .... Nothing .... I was alone.....no one there to chat with and to fully enjoy. Would love to chat with you and get some notes there. ...just tell me how to work the bloody chat....!

[Eros]

Hi ffox1

yeah I found it empty too, penny says not many go there for some reason. If we are online at the same time we could share notes that would be great

Talk sometime

Eros

hope france is ok

[ksfirefighter]

Well I have never been one to use a lot of pick up lines cause I am shy and all.

I used to have a friend that used some bad ones and I was always amazed when they actually worked.

"Darlin your bout as cute as a three week old puppy"
"Are your feet tired? Cause youve been runnin thru my mind all night long"

and the best I ever heard he was outside the bathroom at a club one night and every woman that walked in he would ask if they wanted to fuck and when they said no he would say "Well then you just fucked up your future"

That one didnt work but it sure was funny to watch!

[Eros]

still trying to remember some lines

eros

[firefly]

Well, being from the great flat plains of Texas the most common pick up line here is ' Hey ya wanna beer?' :drink:

Sadly, it works quite often.:)

[Barkiss]

Hey Firefly...wanna beer?

[firefly]

Hey Firefly...wanna beer?

:D Sure, can we go to your place to drink it?

See I told you it works! ;)

[Barkiss]

:D Sure, can we go to your place to drink it?

See I told you it works! ;)

Anytime...I'll supply the beer...:drink: :knuddel: :hp:

[firefly]

Anytime...I'll supply the beer...:drink: :knuddel: :hp:

And I'll supply the.... uh other stuff :boobs:

[Barkiss]

And I'll supply the.... uh other stuff :boobs:

What part of TX...I lived in San Antonia for 5 years.

[Eros]

hi firefly

theother stuff eh?

eros

[Eros]

can I join in ?

eros

[ksfirefighter]

A few more ladies and a lot more beer could be a party!

[firefly]

can I join in ?

eros

Sure the more the merrier!

[firefly]

What part of TX...I lived in San Antonia for 5 years.


In the Panhandle. About 15 miles north of Lubbock.

[Barkiss]

hmmm...I have a client in Lubbock...

[Wet Beaver]

hmmm...I have a client in Lubbock...

what is his name, and how do you service him??:D

[firefly]

hmmm...I have a client in Lubbock...

hhhmmmm, so do you ever take business trips? :D

[Barkiss]

what is his name, and how do you service him??:D

You can't resist!!! My company provides him with software...if you must know. ;) I need an evil eye mot..

[firefly]

what is his name, and how do you service him??:D

Yes, do tell! :lf

[Barkiss]

hhhmmmm, so do you ever take business trips? :D

I was in Lubbock about 6 weeks ago.

[Wet Beaver]

You can't resist!!! My company provides him with software...if you must know. ;) I need an evil eye mot..

so you are soft when you service him.....:lmao

[Barkiss]

so you are soft when you service him.....:lmao

I just ensure he has been serviced...call me the pimp...

[Wet Beaver]

I just ensure he has been serviced...call me the pimp...

pimp?? not male hooker??:na

[Barkiss]

pimp?? not male hooker??:na

depends what You need...:D

[firefly]

I was in Lubbock about 6 weeks ago.

Always a day late and a dollar short!

[Barkiss]

Always a day late and a dollar short!

I'll be back soon!!!

[firefly]

I'll be back soon!!!

You'll have to let me know when. I'll show you all the sights! The fields, the dirt, the fields. It'll be great! :lf

[Barkiss]

Hey...not much better than lying in the back of a pickup, in the middle of a field, on a star-filled sky, drinking beer, and enjoying the company of a lady.

[Wet Beaver]

Hey...not much better than lying in the back of a pickup, in the middle of a field, on a star-filled sky, drinking beer, and enjoying the company of a lady.

lone star??

[Barkiss]

lone star??

Yes...the lady would be the lone star of the night...;)

[Wet Beaver]

Yes...the lady would be the lone star of the night...;)

the beer, silly

[firefly]

Hey...not much better than lying in the back of a pickup, in the middle of a field, on a star-filled sky, drinking beer, and enjoying the company of a lady.


aaahhhh, spoken like a true good ole boy, my favorites! ;)

There are merits to that though, lots of good times had in beds of trucks in the middle of fields!

[Big O]

lmao WB!!!!!

[Barkiss]

the beer, silly

alright...I was a little slow on that one... :(

[Barkiss]

aaahhhh, spoken like a true good ole boy, my favorites! ;)

There are merits to that though, lots of good times had in beds of trucks in the middle of fields!

No doubt...I grew up driving a 4WD, just so I could get deep in the middle of those fields. :D ...in more way than one.

[firefly]

No doubt...I grew up driving a 4WD, just so I could get deep in the middle of those fields. :D ...in more way than one.

:lmao :lmao Bad boy! So did it work?

[Big O]

No doubt...I grew up driving a 4WD, just so I could get deep in the middle of those fields. :D ...in more way than one.

When I lived in Phoenix We would go camping in the middle of the desert. The stars were incredible

[Barkiss]

:lmao :lmao Bad boy! So did it work?

Oh no...WB is rubbing off on you...yes, it worked nicely. Not all the time did it end exactly how I would like, but it was always an enjoyable time.

[Wet Beaver]

Oh no...WB is rubbing off on you...yes, it worked nicely. Not all the time did it end exactly how I would like, but it was always an enjoyable time.


:na

[Barkiss]

When I lived in Phoenix We would go camping in the middle of the desert. The stars were incredible

Yeah...I've lived in San Antonio, Salt Lake City, Atlanta, Raleigh and Nashville; and have come to realization I need to be out in the country. Now I live deep in the country on 10 acres in the middle of nowhere. Sky is beautiful most nights...

[Wet Beaver]

:lmao :lmao Bad boy! So did it work?

don't let him tell you about his coffee breaks.......yuck

[Barkiss]

:kk

:na

[firefly]

Oh no...WB is rubbing off on you...yes, it worked nicely. Not all the time did it end exactly how I would like, but it was always an enjoyable time.

I don't think WB rubbing off on me is necessarily a bad thing! ;)

Hey look I made it past 50 posts! :friday:

[Wet Beaver]

I don't think WB rubbing off on me is necessarily a bad thing! ;)

Hey look I made it past 50 posts! :friday:


congrats

[Barkiss]

don't let him tell you about his coffee breaks.......yuck

You made up the coffee breaks!!! I just followed directions...which I have to be honest kept me quite buzzed during the day.

[firefly]

don't let him tell you about his coffee breaks.......yuck


See now I have to ask about his coffee breaks!

[Barkiss]

I don't think WB rubbing off on me is necessarily a bad thing! ;)

Hey look I made it past 50 posts! :friday:

Congrats!! Now you can see my nude photos...

[Wet Beaver]

You made up the coffee breaks!!! I just followed directions...which I have to be honest kept me quite buzzed during the day.

like the bad dog you are....sex with ants now is it

[Wet Beaver]

Congrats!! Now you can see my nude photos...

:vs:

[firefly]

Congrats!! Now you can see my nude photos...


WhooHooo!!!:blowjob:

[firefly]

:vs:

:lmao :lmao

[Barkiss]

like the bad dog you are....sex with ants now is it

Excuse me...I'm a goose now...and it was with old ladies, not ants.

[Barkiss]

:vs:

:sp:

[Wet Beaver]

Excuse me...I'm a goose now...and it was with old ladies, not ants.

how do you really have sex with an ant??

or is it something i would better off not knowing about??

[Eros]

you going to show me some sights firefly?

eros

[Barkiss]

how do you really have sex with an ant??

or is it something i would better off not knowing about??

I believe (I DO NOT KNOW) it was sexual gratification from having small insects crawl on your genitailia.

[Eros]

sex with an ant

r u talking decalns friend lol

eros

[Eros]

sorry if you r in canada or Usa you won't know that we have two comedians in the uk called ant and dec

eros

[spare_change]

how do you really have sex with an ant??

or is it something i would better off not knowing about??

I assume you haven't seen the Hanes ad where the young lady lies on the bed in her Hanes -- lets ants crawl all over the panties -- an anteater comes in flashing his big tongue -- and she says, "Sic em, Rex!"

[Wet Beaver]

I assume you haven't seen the Hanes ad where the young lady lies on the bed in her Hanes -- lets ants crawl all over the panties -- an anteater comes in flashing his big tongue -- and she says, "Sic em, Rex!"

no i haven't.. but now it is anteater sex..... you guys are strange.....

[spare_change]

I had an uncle once who claimed he was an anteater ---- I think they had him committed.

[Wet Beaver]

I had an uncle once who claimed he was an anteater ---- I think they had him committed.


booooooooooo...hissssssssss

[spare_change]

how do you really have sex with an ant??

or is it something i would better off not knowing about??


Lots of KY

[shopowner]

no animal sex please

[sweetgapeach]

Most Popular Pickup Lines
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say...
"I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

[upstr84u]

what about - the best guy i ever seen with the women -- Johhny Bravo -- Hey Baby where have you been all my life. -- what is not to like about Johnny Bravo

[Annie]

I don't know, I kind of like "Hey Bitch! Get in the truck!"

[lovemakenman]

Hello, You beautiful eyes Darlinn, I can see me and you together tonight in them!

[Aubree]

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[Zpanther]

I don't know, I kind of like "Hey Bitch! Get in the truck!"

hahahahahahaha...... I like it too!



.... but just never seemed to work too well for me.

[lovemakenman]

I was hit on by a gal. all she said was let F_ _ K and we did just that

[SirFox]

The pick up line that is my favorite is the one I will never forget:

While attending a conference social hour a few years ago, this gorgeous unknown man walks up to me from the other side of the room. His stride conveys sophistication, charm and self confidence. He stands directly in front of me and says "I have been watching you and dying to ask", I gave him a coy smile and responded, yes? In a soft sensual voice he asks me---------- "Do you like pie?"

True story. I enjoyed more then one piece with him that evening.


AUBREE. If you look anything half close in real life as your AVATAR, I must admit that the PIE man was a lucky man..... and I would have loved to be in his shoes.

[Cotties]

I think that may be an aussie advert... a very sexy ad:55 I assume you haven't seen the Hanes ad where the young lady lies on the bed in her Hanes -- lets ants crawl all over the panties -- an anteater comes in flashing his big tongue -- and she says, "Sic em, Rex!"

[Cotties]

How about..... is that an imported French perfume or have you been masturbating?

[sweetgapeach]

How about..... is that an imported French perfume or have you been masturbating?


Thats Disgusting !!:( :lmao

[Cotties]

I wish you didn't read all my posts...


I'm a nice guy Sweetypie
Thats Disgusting !!:( :lmao

[sweetgapeach]

I wish you didn't read all my posts...


I'm a nice guy Sweetypie


I'll trust you on that one !! ;)

[Norfolkdave]

I lost my credit card may I borrow yours

[tiger50]

do you fuck on first dates and dus ya dad own a brewery...

[tiger50]

for a fat sheila ya dont sweat much..

[Norfolkdave]

Make love to me baby and I,ll give you a million pounds

[Zifnab]

one of tiger's lines: Is that my pacemaker overloading or did you leave your vibrator running???

[tiger50]

one of tiger's lines: Is that my pacemaker overloading or did you leave your vibrator running???

arseole.... :nu :nu

[Zifnab]

arseole.... :nu :nuYou called peckerwood?:wa:

[tiger50]

gunna avta stik me dick in ya ear.....:D

[Zifnab]

gunna avta stik me dick in ya ear.....:Dyou have to get it BACK first!! is pretty bad when you can't keep your pecker in your OWN hand!!!

[SirFox]

you have to get it BACK first!! is pretty bad when you can't keep your pecker in your OWN hand!!!

Too SMALL TIGER?

[tiger50]

Too SMALL TIGER?

just minor shrinkage mate... :whee:

[Norfolkdave]

Becareful you dont get lost Tiger, " do you want a map" "Zifs ears are kike the Sarah Desert:lmao

[Frank_2525]

:rolleyes: My wife told me I could flirt all I wanted to, but when they started flirting back I had to go home.

One day I was talking to pretty young lady and I told her about my flirting protocol. It blew me awy when she said, "Then you had better go home now!"

[coug511]

Hi, my name's Bob, I like peanut butter, wanna f.ck

[manitee]

go up to a girl and tell her you have a watch that is psychic...when she doesnt believe you , tell her you will prove it,look at your watch and then say..the watch says you are wearing no panties, when she tells you that she is, take the watch off shake it and say damn its 10 mins fast

[MCat]

"C'mere baby...let me show you sumthin"

[manitee]

my face is leaving in 10 minutes..be on it

[1sxymama]

Wanna unmake my bed with me