Original flirts! whats the best you've seen or heard.

[hippydog]

just curious...


are their still any original ways people have tried flirting with you?

[tiger50]

well um..i dont flirt, and no-one flirts with me.....

oh and welcome to the site....:wa:

[cherokeered]

well um..i dont flirt, and no-one flirts with me.....

oh and welcome to the site....:wa:


They don't huh?....you don't huh?........the lie thread is>>>>>>>>>>>>


Welcome to the site hippydog......:wa:

[hippydog]

They don't huh?....you don't huh?........the lie thread is>>>>>>>>>>>>


LOL

[Traxster]

I don't know how to flirt but do love to chat with everyone about the weather and styles of clothes everyone wears.... hair styles nails ect. Welcome to our home...

[mrdiscreet]

i like to flirt by giving a woman a wet sloppy lick along her cheek

[fly]

umm.....I had someone from here pm me and ask me for my measurements......

was that flirting???

[Pebbles]

I had some one email and ask if pheromones would work for him? :)

[pointofnoreturn]

"Are your legs tired????Casue you have been running around in my mind all day.."

[MCat]

There's a guy at work ... nice guy... very happily married... at least once a week he says "Hey little girl....I've got chocolate out in my truck" :D

[wall-flower]

I like to hear the honest reason they approached me. "Hey I liked to wrap my hand in your hair." Hey I'd like to see your eyes staring at me with passion." That way there is no guessing on what he is after or why it is he approached. If I'm not interested I can say it right then so as not to waste time.

[pointofnoreturn]

"I've been working out.."

[PunkyBob]

"You have bedroom eyes..."

No, really...she said that...

[pointofnoreturn]

I say open your eyes in the bedroom, but he won't....:lmao

[WandaRing]

A group of us were at a restaurant having lunch and the waitress serving us decided that she liked one of my male friends...when she brought our desserts she served him last, she openly and suggestively licked his chocolate sundae before giving it to him and then handed him her phone number.....:lmao

[Sweetdreams069]

A group of us were at a restaurant having lunch and the waitress serving us decided that she liked one of my male friends...when she brought our desserts she served him last, she openly and suggestively licked his chocolate sundae before giving it to him and then handed him her phone number.....:lmao

Wow!! Why can't that ever happen to me :cry:

[My_Secrets_Kept]

'so what's your secret'

[Sneaky]

'so what's your secret'

LOL!

How about:


'Are you REALLY Sneaky?'

[AffableOne]

if anyone flirts with me in real life, I am oblivious to it......otehr than a lady winking at me in the store once........I have never really noticed anything....

[My_Secrets_Kept]

if anyone flirts with me in real life, I am oblivious to it......otehr than a lady winking at me in the store once........I have never really noticed anything....

;)

[mrdiscreet]

Sneak, are you REALLY bad?

(Good to see you here)

[AffableOne]

;)

lol

flirting online is easy!

[My_Secrets_Kept]

LOL!

How about:


'Are you REALLY Sneaky?'


Ha Ha, think I've seen that or something similar said to you on the threads before lol

I've gotten all different ones with varations of my username.

'So what Secrets are you Keeping?'

[My_Secrets_Kept]

lol

flirting online is easy!


dern it Aff don't spoil my moment lol :kk

[Sneaky]

Sneak, are you REALLY bad?

(Good to see you here)

No, I'm just drawn that way. Oh wait. That's Jessica Rabbit. I am bad. But in a good way.:wa:

[mrdiscreet]

No, I'm just drawn that way. Oh wait. That's Jessica Rabbit. I am bad. But in a good way.:wa:


She played pattycake :cry::cry::cry:

[Sneaky]

She played pattycake :cry::cry::cry:

:confused: I don't get it? :gs

[Han Solo]

Well someone dressed in a cat suit once!:lmao Worked like a charm!

[Sneaky]

Well someone dressed in a cat suit once!:lmao Worked like a charm!

No pick up lines though? Come on! Someone must have asked about your light sabor or something?

[mrdiscreet]

:confused: I don't get it? :gs


Roger Rabbit gets his private eye report on Veronica, complete with pics of her playing pattycake with another Toon. Poor Roger.

[Han Solo]

:lf No pick up lines though? Come on! Someone must have asked about your light sabor or something?
Well actually.........the best was..........that's one big light saber you got there buddy, wanna have a three way with Bat Girl??:lf

[Sneaky]

Roger Rabbit gets his private eye report on Veronica, complete with pics of her playing pattycake with another Toon. Poor Roger.

Poor Roger.:( I forgot that part.

[Sneaky]

:lf
Well actually.........the best was..........that's one big light saber you got there buddy, wanna have a three way with Bat Girl??:lf

*Gasp!*

How slutty!

[mrdiscreet]

But Roger hasn't. Poor Roger.

Up for some pattycake?

[Han Solo]

*Gasp!*

How slutty!
Yeah, the nerve of some people............to think I would do that!..........................well for more than what.........2, 3 hours tops?! LOL

[mrdiscreet]

Just realized I have to figure out who Veronica is. Maybe Roger was cheating on Jessica? With an Archie?

[Sneaky]

Just realized I have to figure out who Veronica is. Maybe Roger was cheating on Jessica? With an Archie?
:sc Deep Thoughts, by mrdiscreet......

[Sneaky]

Yeah, the nerve of some people............to think I would do that!..........................well for more than what.........2, 3 hours tops?! LOL

Did you feel used and objectified?

[mrdiscreet]

Yes, thinking deeply

[Han Solo]

Did you feel used and objectified?
Yes.............I loved it! Thanks!

[mrdiscreet]

Me next!

[mrdiscreet]

[OK that was just to sick] :eek:

[mrdiscreet]

Offering chocolate mousie treats