You Know It's Going To Be A Bad Day....

[Annie]

...when your "blind date" turns out to be your ex.

[GeekMaster]

the horn on your car gets stuck, as you pull up behind a group of Hell's Angels at a traffic light.

[hank69]

when you haven't gone to the bathroom in 2 days and have a 2 1/2 hour flight that you cant miss OOOOOhh

[Annie]

...when your 10 year old son finds your vibrator and wants to use it as part of a project to enter in the science fair at school.

[hank69]

Default You Know It's Going To Be A Bad Day...

You have to buy gas, today went up from 2.52 gal to 3.20 gal and they say its still going up

[hank69]

time to go out side and work...........CCCCCCCCCCCCcya all later

[KIRA187]

When the office staff is lined up waiting for you to come through the door.

Should have just turned around and went back hme.:(

[Norfolkdave]

...when your "blind date" turns out to be your ex.

Well your day wouldnt be so bad really If I was there and Im sorry for not talking to you in the room as I said I was:D

[Polo38]

when you have to take out a loan just to fill your car.

[Zpanther]

...... you have to cut a hole through your roof to get outta the house.

[Big O]

when you come home to find nothing but rubble. You have no car, gas , food or anything left. you are being bussed from the superdome to the Astrodome!
My heart as I'm sure all of yours goes out to those poor bastards

[MCat]

those poor bastards

Ya know...what is it with that saying? My grandfather used to say that all the time....he was of course using it in the context that you did, when something went terribly wrong for someone. It was nice to hear it once again. Brought back some nice memories.

[MCat]

When your daughter borrows your car and a tow truck brings it back

[Annie]

When your daughter borrows your car and a tow truck brings it back

Now that's a bad day... a very bad day!

[Norfolkdave]

When you strip wall paper of and bring the plaster off the wall, you step back and moan and knock a tin of paint over onto the dustsheet and the lid wasnt on, and the carpet is ruined

[ross57412]

you know its a bad day when you crawl outa your rack get dressed and walk out side and dont remember were your at

[KIRA187]

When you strip wall paper of and bring the plaster off the wall, you step back and moan and knock a tin of paint over onto the dustsheet and the lid wasnt on, and the carpet is ruined


Dave... I have been there and done that! I agree with you man.

[spare_change]

You know it's a bad day when the IRS throws you a party!

[Penny]

God Forbid :(

[Norfolkdave]

Dave... I have been there and done that! I agree with you man.

An expense, what was £50 uk sterling, has tirned out to over £300 uk sterling, ( a new carpet) a( a plasterer).................no more decorating for almost a year:lmao

[spare_change]

You know it's going to be a bad day when the police want to see your driver's license.

[Norfolkdave]

You know it's going to be a bad day when the police want to see your driver's license.

Now what have we been up to?:(

[KIRA187]

...when your "blind date" turns out to be your ex.

ROTFL.... that would be sooo bad!

:D

[KIRA187]

when you have to get out of bed for work.

[Norfolkdave]

When you miss your lips with a hot drink and it goes onto your legs and words are not printable

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

When your 40's something wife asks you "if we kept the crib"...
When the first thing your bare feet hit is warm dog vomit...or pooh...
When you realize that dripping noise that you heard all night was NOT the faucet...
When you awaken to the noise of breaking glass and you remeber you left your gun DOWNSTAIRS!...
When you hear a male's voice coming from the next bedroom and you know that you don't have any sons...
When go to get a drink of water (and not wanting to wake up your wife by turning on the lights) you take a drink from the glass that is on the vanity and you find that it's not water...
When you go to brush your teeth in the morning and instead of using the tooth paste you use the Preperation H...
When you realize that sound of chirping birds is not what it seems...but it is coming from in the attic...
When you flush and the water rises...
When you step on the dog, get bit, stub your toe and wake up the wife...
When you wake up late, leave without your lunch, get a ticket for speeding and, when you do finally get to work you realize that it's Saturday...
When your socks are wet but, not from being just washed...
When you meet the milkman at the door and instead of two gallons of 2% milk he's holding a dozen roses and a box of condoms...


And finally....
When you turn the key in the ignition..the car doesn't start...and her husband taps on the window to ask "who are you and what the hell are you doing parked in my driveway!";)

[aceofspades1114]

........when you wake up in the morning and you fall out of your bed, thats hurt likes hell

[spare_change]

...when there is dripping in the bathroom and it ain't the faucet.

[Annie]

...when there is dripping in the bathroom and it ain't the faucet.

... the roof maybe?

...when you've been at work at the White Hen Pantry for only an hour and the man who robbed you 3 days earlier walks in the door.

[Penny]

Going to print this :D



When your 40's something wife asks you "if we kept the crib"...
When the first thing your bare feet hit is warm dog vomit...or pooh...
When you realize that dripping noise that you heard all night was NOT the faucet...
When you awaken to the noise of breaking glass and you remeber you left your gun DOWNSTAIRS!...
When you hear a male's voice coming from the next bedroom and you know that you don't have any sons...
When go to get a drink of water (and not wanting to wake up your wife by turning on the lights) you take a drink from the glass that is on the vanity and you find that it's not water...
When you go to brush your teeth in the morning and instead of using the tooth paste you use the Preperation H...
When you realize that sound of chirping birds is not what it seems...but it is coming from in the attic...
When you flush and the water rises...
When you step on the dog, get bit, stub your toe and wake up the wife...
When you wake up late, leave without your lunch, get a ticket for speeding and, when you do finally get to work you realize that it's Saturday...
When your socks are wet but, not from being just washed...
When you meet the milkman at the door and instead of two gallons of 2% milk he's holding a dozen roses and a box of condoms...


And finally....
When you turn the key in the ignition..the car doesn't start...and her husband taps on the window to ask "who are you and what the hell are you doing parked in my driveway!";)

[spare_change]

The EPT was positive, but your checking account balance isn't.

[Norfolkdave]

When you catch your dick in the zip........tears to the eyes

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

Going to print this :D

Be my guest...with the exception of about one or two of those...I've lived them!
So, they've come from experience:(

[spare_change]

.... when you discover sand in your KY jelly.

[spare_change]

... when your date is full of gas, and your car isn't.

[spare_change]

.... when the cat next door files a paternity suit against your dog.

[spare_change]

.... when your wife is listed as a major economic force in your community.

[spare_change]

... when you get a bill from the sheepherder for "services rendered"

[spare_change]

.... when your son's teacher tells you he has turned into "quite the little man"

[Norfolkdave]

You turn on your computer and its frozen and lost your files

[spare_change]

... when your daughter tells you she likes Dick and you don't know any of her friends named Richard.

[Polo38]

when you wife tell you she is pregnant and you forgot to tell her you had a vasectomy 6 months ago

[spare_change]

... when your wife asks you how much circus performers make.

[spare_change]

... when the doctor tells you not to plan any long vacations.

[Polo38]

when you wake up wanting to make love to your wife and she tells no not again, you wore her out last night...when your plane arrived 3am in the morning.

[Penny]

When your server is hacked by assholes :(

[Norfolkdave]

When your server is hacked by assholes :(

I wondered why it was slow, yes babes there appears to be a few of those about?:D

[Polo38]

When your server is hacked by assholes :(

I figured as much...there should be a special place in hell for people like them.

Sorry to hear that

[Penny]

Thanks the bastards left me nice little messages too. They said they wanted a free Iraq

[Polo38]

Thanks the bastards left me nice little messages too. They said they wanted a free Iraq


Very Nice...apparently they're not bright enough to realize we have nothing to do with that kind of bush

[Wet Beaver]

Thanks the bastards left me nice little messages too. They said they wanted a free Iraq

if they are islamfascist,, they will burn in hell for watching some of the video in the gold club...alla don't like that kind of stuff....

[Penny]

Whoever did it just ruined my day and night :(

[Seeker]

Thanks the bastards left me nice little messages too. They said they wanted a free IraqYeah, and I want some things too! :nu And this close to the aniversary of the 9/11 atacks! I would enlist in the services, if I could, just to find the little pukes! (Tried to on 9/12, but they said things would be better served if I were to stay here and do what I do. ... Basically saying; I'm too old :( )

[spare_change]

You know it's a bad day when you get a rejection notice from E-harmony.com

[Norfolkdave]

The mobile phone has lost its signal strenth

[MCat]

Basically saying; I'm too old :( )

Sometimes its good to be too old Seeker....you will be here in the U.S., safer than if you were over there.

[Zpanther]

Thanks the bastards left me nice little messages too. They said they wanted a free Iraq

It's pretty clear they don't want a 'free Iraq.' In fact..... just the opposite.

[Norfolkdave]

When you slam the car door and your hand is in the way.....OMG it still hurts, whose going to kiss it better

[Norfolkdave]

Whoever did it just ruined my day and night :(

Dont let it get to you some asseholes messing around report them if you have to we,ll all support you:lf

[Norfolkdave]

Thanks the bastards left me nice little messages too. They said they wanted a free Iraq

I may be disabled but Im not frigtened of these murderous evil pieces of shit who are not brave enough to leave names, or to uncover their faces.

[Norfolkdave]

Yeah, and I want some things too! :nu And this close to the aniversary of the 9/11 atacks! I would enlist in the services, if I could, just to find the little pukes! (Tried to on 9/12, but they said things would be better served if I were to stay here and do what I do. ... Basically saying; I'm too old :( )

Sadly Im disabled my friend but if I could get my hands on these evil murdering B!!!!!!s I would and they dont frighten me at all scumbags the lot, they started it they were responsible for that terrible day in your country and all the time I can breathe I will not forget it and them I hate these people, and I will hate them to my grave

[spare_change]

Sadly Im disabled my friend but if I could get my hands on these evil murdering B!!!!!!s I would and they dont frighten me at all scumbags the lot, they started it they were responsible for that terrible day in your country and all the time I can breathe I will not forget it and them I hate these people, and I will hate them to my grave

Dave --

Thanks for the nice comments. We, too, remember our day -- and it won't be forgotten. I lost eleven that day. Sometimes, though, it seems the rest of the world rejoices in our pain. It's nice to know there are some sane people out there.

God bless you, my friend.

[Norfolkdave]

Dave --

Thanks for the nice comments. We, too, remember our day -- and it won't be forgotten. I lost eleven that day. Sometimes, though, it seems the rest of the world rejoices in our pain. It's nice to know there are some sane people out there.

God bless you, my friend.

I was actually born in the USA 58 years ago and that fateful day and today I still feel for the people of the USA, I cry at the moving memorials, I cry when they show the towers falling, Im human but those scumbags well they resemble the things on the bottom of my shoes and in this country I detest them all of them but what I feel so sorry for are those families that day that lost their loved ones the people on the planes the fireman all because of those murderous B!!!!!!!! and if i could get my hands on them!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my mind is savage but they are not men enough to show their faces they are just shit and shit you throw away.

[spare_change]

I was actually born in the USA 58 years ago and that fateful day and today I still feel for the people of the USA, I cry at the moving memorials, I cry when they show the towers falling, Im human but those scumbags well they resemble the things on the bottom of my shoes and in this country I detest them all of them but what I feel so sorry for are those families that day that lost their loved ones the people on the planes the fireman all because of those murderous B!!!!!!!! and if i could get my hands on them!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my mind is savage but they are not men enough to show their faces they are just shit and shit you throw away.


C'mon!!! Don't sugarcoat it -- tell us how you REALLY feel !

[Norfolkdave]

C'mon!!! Don't sugarcoat it -- tell us how you REALLY feel !

Man Id love to but this is a brilliant site and I dont want to put Penny or Heaterman into trouble but let me say that anger is voilitire ( excuse the spelling) We have a load of these vermin living over here and then they blow up our tube system and then say we started it, Id go to Birmingham where they live and kick shit and not light hearted either, I want to say so much about them but killing them is too easy, except dosages in the electric chair and the gas chamber then lets see how brave the bastards are.

[Annie]

When you wake up and find out that a dear friend has lost the love of his life to cancer. Love ya Ross!

[Norfolkdave]

When you wake up and find out that a dear friend has lost the love of his life to cancer. Love ya Ross!

Oh babe so so sorry how sad xxxxx

[Annie]

Oh babe so so sorry how sad xxxxx

Yeah Dave, his birthday was yesterday... this sucks so bad! He'll be back on, but it's gonna take some time.

[Norfolkdave]

Yeah Dave, his birthday was yesterday... this sucks so bad! He'll be back on, but it's gonna take some time.

So sorry babe I dont know what to say I know it hurts try to hang on in there and please pass on wishes for a recovery

[Seeker]

Thank you Mary Cat! :kk Although, I wonder if it actually is 'safer' here. Sometimes its good to be too old Seeker....you will be here in the U.S., safer than if you were over there.

[Seeker]

That is indeed, a terrible thing! We had a major scare here about two years ago. I know the feelings I had at that time were just a small amount of what he is going through, my heart goes out to him!Yeah Dave, his birthday was yesterday... this sucks so bad! He'll be back on, but it's gonna take some time.

[Norfolkdave]

Thank you Mary Cat! :kk Although, I wonder if it actually is 'safer' here.

As mary says Im sure and I live in the uk Im sure you are safe in the USA:wa:

[MCat]

When you wake up and find out that a dear friend has lost the love of his life to cancer. Love ya Ross!

The girl he was going to marry? Oh my gosh....so sorry to hear that. I saw that his birthday was yesterday but hadn't seen him on for a while. :cry:

[Annie]

The girl he was going to marry? Oh my gosh....so sorry to hear that. I saw that his birthday was yesterday but hadn't seen him on for a while. :cry:

Yes, Marycat I sent him a PM wishing him a happy birthday and that's when he told me. She passed the day before yesterday.

[Penny]

That is awful He is to nice a guy to be hurting :(

[Wet Beaver]

horrible, my heart goes out to you ross...:kk

[MCat]

Annie make sure you tell him we are all thinking of him in this difficult time.

[Annie]

Annie make sure you tell him we are all thinking of him in this difficult time.

I will. He's on his way to Georga now so I think it may be at least a day or two before he checks his e-mail. Thank God they gave him bereavement leave! He had tried to get it before but they wouldn't let him leave Afganistan.

[Zpanther]

You know it's going to be a bad day when they deliver ANOTHER package from the QVC Shopping Network and it's the third one already this week!

[Zpanther]

You know it's gonna be a bad day when.......

you get home from Walmart and the bag with the roast you bought to cook for dinner isn't there. :(

[spare_change]

You know it's going to be a bad day when .....



Nordstrom's wants to open a new store ----- in your garage!

[Wet Beaver]

You know it's gonna be a bad day when.......

you get home from Walmart and the bag with the roast you bought to cook for dinner isn't there. :(

lol.....guess you go vegan tonight.....

[G...G]

When your kids wake up fighting and arguing

[sweetgapeach]

When its a new day, but Different Shit !

[G...G]

Sounds like we having the same day!!!!!



When its a new day, but Different Shit !

[Penny]

And what day does that not happen :(



When your kids wake up fighting and arguing

[G...G]

There has not been a day that went by yet...... I'm still waiting:D



And what day does that not happen :(

[Penny]

Mine are 23 and 19 and still do that

[G...G]

Hell Penny.. my 18 almost 19 year old STILL fights with my 5 year old..WTF?



Mine are 23 and 19 and still do that

[Penny]

I think the older they get the worse they get :(

[G...G]

Oh PLEASE don't tell me that....... i was hoping it would get better...:spbx:



I think the older they get the worse they get :(

[Trev]

When someone pm's you and there mailbox is full to reply back to them.

[G...G]

sorry :D



When someone pm's you and there mailbox is full to reply back to them.

[sweetgapeach]

When someone pm's you and there mailbox is full to reply back to them.



Poor thing !! Do I feel sorry for you ? ........ummmm Nope !!

[cherokeered]

When I open my eyes and find out its not a dream....its Monday!


;)

[MCat]

Oh PLEASE don't tell me that....... i was hoping it would get better...

It's really bad when they are grown and gone.....I would love to have the sounds of my fighting children again.

[lovemakenman]

When you wake up the truck want start and all you have to ride is the Harley, but you have a hemroid the size of TEXAS, OUCH

[cherokeered]

Love



EEWWW! lol


Kisses

Cherokee
Cherokee wants to know if you speaking from experience.....lol

[lovemakenman]

I maybe or maybe not, I will tell you I have not rode my bike for a week now.




Love



EEWWW! lol


Kisses

Cherokee
Cherokee wants to know if you speaking from experience.....lol

[cherokeered]

Love


LOL!

Of course Cherokee hasn't been ridden a lot longer and she can sympathize with the bike...lol

:kk

[lovemakenman]

I see you may to be speaking of that same problem



Love


LOL!

Of course Cherokee hasn't been ridden a lot longer and she can sympathize with the bike...lol

:kk

[cherokeered]

Your hubby keeps hovering and wants to know how you can read with the screen tilted like that....


Cherokee can also read upside down....but dont tell....


:kk

[Thighmaster]

Cherokee can also read upside down....but dont tell....

:kk

Hey I can too :)

It hurts my eyes after a few minutes though.

[sweetgapeach]

Oh PLEASE don't tell me that....... i was hoping it would get better...:spbx:


Its get better when they get out of the House !!

[kissiemybuttie]

Your son calls and says he is not going to make the mortgage for the 3rd month in a row.....

[cherokeered]

when you go out for breakfast and eat in silence.......:kk

[Annie]

Your lover gives you his "cell phone" number so you leave a very seductive message on it, only to find out later he screwed up and it was actually his home number... ooops!

[cherokeered]

Your lover gives you his "cell phone" number so you leave a very seductive message on it, only to find out later he screwed up and it was actually his home number... ooops!


:lmao :lmao

Cherokee is trying to not be so loud....:D

[Norfolkdave]

Oh annie oops LOL

[cherokeered]

Oh annie oops LOL

We all better check our numbers...lol

:wa:

Pretending to be a sales person now..lol

[Norfolkdave]

We all better check our numbers...lol

:wa:

Pretending to be a sales person now..lol

Guess we will it was 0800 000 111 35 wasnt it oops:lmao

[cherokeered]

Guess we will it was 0800 000 111 35 wasnt it oops:lmao

You so bad to poor me...lol

Don't be giving out that number...its a secret...

Cherokee is always up for a challenge and a good workout...lol:wa:

[Norfolkdave]

You so bad to poor me...lol

Don't be giving out that number...its a secret...

Cherokee is always up for a challenge and a good workout...lol:wa:

oops:D thats the police number:lmao

[Annie]

Here's mine... 867-5309

[G...G]

when you wake up at 3 in the morning trying to remember where your shoes are

[sweetgapeach]

Here's mine... 867-5309

Its all ways busy too !!
Damnit Stay off the thing !!

[upstr84u]

it is going to be a bad day when:
You run to the toilet in a hurry to drop a bomb and find out the kids just tossed all the paper in the toilet and tried to flush it.

[upstr84u]

i could be at this post all day

[Trev]

when your woken from your sleep being yelled out.

[upstr84u]

when you play football at your friends house - get tackeled then find out that he never cleaned up the yard after his dog - that is a bad day

[upstr84u]

You are standing naked in someones room and a nune walks in -- not going to be a good day --- ahhhhhhh maybe it will be a good day --- ohh that is so bad

[cherokeered]

when you play football at your friends house - get tackeled then find out that he never cleaned up the yard after his dog - that is a bad day

And a stinky one..lol

Bet your washing your own clothes too...lol

Cherokee is just out of reach....:kk

[G...G]

You had to bring that up didn't you!!!



when your woken from your sleep being yelled out.

[upstr84u]

It will be a bad day -- when you wake up with a full blown booner and the covers are off -- the sun shines in the window and you cast a shadow across the bed -- the cat sees it and pounces right on you - and it was never de-clawed -- that is a bad day

[Trev]

You had to bring that up didn't you!!!

sorry.

[G...G]

It made my day!!!



sorry.

[cherokeered]

When you open your mouth and your foot pops in...lol

Cherokee is a loyal friend and expects the same....;)

[Annie]

When you open your mouth and your foot pops in....;)

The only thing that makes it worse is if you happen to be wearing spiked heels at the time!


... Trust me I know!

[cherokeered]

The only thing that makes it worse is if you happen to be wearing spiked heels at the time!


... Trust me I know!

ouch..annie...lol

I feel your pain...;)

[Norfolkdave]

When you stuff a size 9 boot up someones arse and he stands there and laughs

[cherokeered]

When you stuff a size 9 boot up someones arse and he stands there and laughs

Dave

You do have a way with words...lol

Cherokee...:kk

[Annie]

Dave

You do have a way with words...lol

Cherokee...:kk

LMAO Hey Red... like you said earlier... some men have a shoe fetish and some just like boots!

[cherokeered]

LMAO Hey Red... like you said earlier... some men have a shoe fetish and some just like boots!

We wear them and they come a sniffing around....lol

;)

why is that?

[Norfolkdave]

LMAO Hey Red... like you said earlier... some men have a shoe fetish and some just like boots!

No I have no fetish, I have now oops:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Dave

You do have a way with words...lol

Cherokee...:kk

The kick backfired...oops:lmao

[Annie]

We wear them and they come a sniffing around....lol

;)

why is that?

Yes but so does my dog!

[sweetgapeach]

Yes but so does my dog!


LOL

[cherokeered]

When the car wont start...the kids are crying...the husband is running late and your boyfriend just pm'd you he's on his way over...

lol

Cherokee...doesn't have this problem..lol

[Zpanther]

Your son calls and says "I walked out of the cabin on the lake this morning and the boat was 'gone."

It got worse. Spent all day yesterday 'on the lake' looking for the damn boat. (Didn't find it.) We had high winds last 2 days and one of my other sons took his waverunner to look for it and barely got back (initial stages of hypothermia and 6 foot waves.... Marina said life expectancy in the water yesterday was 15 minutes.) The Fish & Game Dept. found civilian pilots to fly the lake and eventually found it today. After a bit of a walk we got to where the boat was...... still floating but full of water.... baled it out and walked it to a cove where we could tie it up. Tomorrow we figure out how to tow it over 3 miles to the nearest ramp with a couple of leaks.

#1 son will definitely tie his *&%$#@*& boat up next time.

[Zpanther]

Forgot to mention I decided to take my fishing boat out to look for it. Got about 15 feet from the dock and it started to fill up with water from the waves. Barely manged to get it back to the ramp and back on the trailer. Good thing we didn't get any further out. It would be at the bottom of the lake..... it doesn't float.

Lady P was a big help! First she wanted to know if everyone was alright.... which was good. Then when she calmed down from a fit of laughter, she said "boys and their toys. You guys spend more time working on and now looking for your damn boats than you do fishing. Maybe you just shouldn't have a boat."

[Cotties]

Having no children and no boats I find it hard to muster up much compassion. It did make me feel better about my day though.


Does son #1 take after his mother or father
Your son calls and says "I walked out of the cabin on the lake this morning and the boat was 'gone."

It got worse. Spent all day yesterday 'on the lake' looking for the damn boat. (Didn't find it.) We had high winds last 2 days and one of my other sons took his waverunner to look for it and barely got back (initial stages of hypothermia and 6 foot waves.... Marina said life expectancy in the water yesterday was 15 minutes.) The Fish & Game Dept. found civilian pilots to fly the lake and eventually found it today. After a bit of a walk we got to where the boat was...... still floating but full of water.... baled it out and walked it to a cove where we could tie it up. Tomorrow we figure out how to tow it over 3 miles to the nearest ramp with a couple of leaks.

#1 son will definitely tie his *&%$#@*& boat up next time.

[Norfolkdave]

You know its going to be a bad day when the phone rings at 8.0am in the morning when you felt like having a lay in.

[Zpanther]

Having no children and no boats I find it hard to muster up much compassion. It did make me feel better about my day though.


Does son #1 take after his mother or father

heh heh..... not looking for sympathy..... wouldn't make any difference anyway. Just more or less posting for fun..... as usual.

#1 son looks like his mother (thankfully) but unfortunately these are traits he got from his Dad. I have lotsa boat stories. Lady P loves to tell 'em.

[Suzy_Q]

I know I gonna have a bad day when I get up with a really bad headache

[Thighmaster]

When I oversleep and don't have time to work out.

[Annie]

When I oversleep and don't have time to work out.

God help me to be able to say that again! I wish I wanted to work out again! Where oh where has my motivation gone?

[Thighmaster]

God help me to be able to say that again! I wish I wanted to work out again! Where oh where has my motivation gone?

I've been able to stay faithful with it for over a year and a half now. I finally found that getting up early in the morning was the key for me. If I waited until I got home from work I would find a way to talk myself out of it.

[Annie]

I've been able to stay faithful with it for over a year and a half now. I finally found that getting up early in the morning was the key for me. If I waited until I got home from work I would find a way to talk myself out of it.

I used to work out after I took my son to school and then again sometime during the evening, each time for about 15 or 20 minutes... I just can't get back into the swing of it. I guess when it comes time for me to go swimsuit shopping and the dreaded 360 mirror those extra 10 lbs are going to be a big motivator.... JAZZY HELP ME!

[lovemakenman]

Wehn you have another class with electrical sycmatics.

[Annie]

Wehn you have another class with electrical sycmatics.

Whoa... good luck with that! I used to work in an avionic shop...


.... boggles the mind just looking at it!

[lovemakenman]

Whoa... good luck with that! I used to work in an avionic shop...


.... boggles the mind just looking at it!

I wish you worked in my shop with that pic I could cover it all

[G...G]

You wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and there is no toilet paper

[cherokeered]

You wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and there is no toilet paper

Lol...been there


:lmao

[G...G]

When your husband calls and tells you that he has a surprise for you and it's CHARMIN!!!

[Norfolkdave]

When you go to get in the car and wrench your back

[Thighmaster]

When your boss demands that you find a very tiny needle in a very large haystack

[Jackrabbit]

When the CEO calls an all hands meeting and announces a 20% layoff

[Penny]

I thought the economy couldnt be better :(

[Jackrabbit]

I thought the economy couldnt be better :(

that's what the rich people say

[Penny]

U mean people are getting rich off the war? I cant believe that :(



that's what the rich people say

[Annie]

U mean people are getting rich off the war? I cant believe that :(

Hey Penny... ever hear of Haliburton? They damn sure are! Funny too cause I had never heard of them before they started raking in billions when the war started!

[spare_change]

Hey Penny... ever hear of Haliburton? They damn sure are! Funny too cause I had never heard of them before they started raking in billions when the war started!


War has always been, and will always be, big business. When the country needs products and services (at a very high consumption rate), somebody gets paid to deliver them. It took World War II to kickstart our economy and get us out of the Depression. What is the government supposed to do? Fight the war with no assets or supplies?

The biggest single war profiteer? The Federal Government - they make more money on the war than all the companies combined.

The biggest commercial war profiteer? Mattel Corporation - check it out.

[Jackrabbit]

I used to work defense/aerospace in the early 90's and got out because there were so many layoffs. I got into tech, rode the bubble and now there are layoffs every year since. I've survived more layoffs in the past 20 years than I can count.

[cherokeered]

When you walk into the office before 8am all ready and there it is....the red light on the phone that says you already have a message....and its from accounting...so goes my life...


Cherokee....dreaming of a cruise...;)

[Jackrabbit]

When you walk into the office before 8am all ready and there it is....the red light on the phone that says you already have a message....and its from accounting...so goes my life...


Cherokee....dreaming of a cruise...;)

cheer up Cherokee - at least the message wasn't from the legal department or worse yet, HR :eek:

[cherokeered]

cheer up Cherokee - at least the message wasn't from the legal department or worse yet, HR :eek:

I dealt with legal last week and the beginning of this week....HR was this afternoon when they called about another issue...lol

It never ends....

Cherokee.....with a sigh.....

[Wet Beaver]

When the CEO calls an all hands meeting and announces a 20% layoff

your not being laidoff....you are being outsourched

[Trev]

You know it's going to be a BAD DAY when...

* You wake up face down on the pavement.

* You jump out of bed in the morning and miss the
floor.

* You turn on the morning news, and they're showing
emergency routes out of your city.

* Your bar of Ivory soap sinks.

* You put both contact lenses in the same eye.

* The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.

* Your horn gets stuck when you're following a group
of
Hell's Angels on the freeway.

* You get to work and there's a 60 Minutes news team
waiting
in your outer office.

* Your four-year-old wakes you up with the news that
it's
almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the
toilet.

* Your boss tells you not to bother to remove your
coat.

* Your pet rock snaps at you.

* Your twin sister forgets your birthday.

* You wake up to discover that your waterbed broke,
and then
realize that you don't have a waterbed.

* Your income tax refund check bounces.

* Your doctor tells you that you're allergic to
chocolate.

* Your blind date turns out to be your ex-spouse.

[cherokeered]

You know it's going to be a BAD DAY when...

* You wake up face down on the pavement.

* You jump out of bed in the morning and miss the
floor.

* You turn on the morning news, and they're showing
emergency routes out of your city.

* Your bar of Ivory soap sinks.

* You put both contact lenses in the same eye.

* The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.

* Your horn gets stuck when you're following a group
of
Hell's Angels on the freeway.

* You get to work and there's a 60 Minutes news team
waiting
in your outer office.

* Your four-year-old wakes you up with the news that
it's
almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the
toilet.

* Your boss tells you not to bother to remove your
coat.

* Your pet rock snaps at you.

* Your twin sister forgets your birthday.

* You wake up to discover that your waterbed broke,
and then
realize that you don't have a waterbed.

* Your income tax refund check bounces.

* Your doctor tells you that you're allergic to
chocolate.

* Your blind date turns out to be your ex-spouse.


I love this...:lmao

Cherokee..:kk

[yaser]

I love this...:lmao

Cherokee..:kkAnd Penny says I have close the site and cherokee cannot flirt with anyone..?

[Annie]

And Penny says I have close the site and cherokee cannot flirt with anyone..?

Oh Yasar! That's not a bad day... that's the end of our world as we know it!

[yaser]

Oh Yasar! That's not a bad day... that's the end of our world as we know it!And we wiil not be able to chat with each other but we will miss each other and think of each other..I will miss you much Annie.

[Cotties]

I know you aren't looking for sympathy. I just have a strange way of expressing my jealousy. I want kids and I want a boat even more.


I still don't get how it went 3 mile up river or better yet how it didn't crash and sink..
heh heh..... not looking for sympathy..... wouldn't make any difference anyway. Just more or less posting for fun..... as usual.

#1 son looks like his mother (thankfully) but unfortunately these are traits he got from his Dad. I have lotsa boat stories. Lady P loves to tell 'em.

[Zpanther]

heh heh..... It was a lake, and the wind came up and blew it offshore. My son thought he could just beach it without tying it up....... wrong! The wind was pretty strong and blew it around the lake (fairly large one.... 27 miles long) for a couple of days. It's a fiberglass boat with lots of styrofome..... won't sink. It got beat up pretty good though. Boat may be a goner, although we'll be able to salvage the motor......... :(

[cherokeered]

Somehow, I just know....


Cherokee...sighing deeply...while biting my tongue really hard:nu

[Norfolkdave]

When you have checked your beer you were making to find out is still cloudy and has to be thrown away all of 40 pints

[Shiane]

When you reach for the OJ in the fridge and notice your children's night crawlers have escaped their container in the fridge. :whee:

[Annie]

When you reach for the OJ in the fridge and notice your children's night crawlers have escaped their container in the fridge. :whee:

YUCK!

[upstr84u]

That post rocks shiane -- little buggers better tighten the lid next time

When you reach for the OJ in the fridge and notice your children's night crawlers have escaped their container in the fridge. :whee:

[Shiane]

Gawd how I hate worms! Ackkkkkkkkk!

[Annie]

Gawd how I hate worms! Ackkkkkkkkk!

I'm with ya there!

[G...G]

LMAO I put both contacts in the same eye yesterday!! AND it was a bad day!



You know it's going to be a BAD DAY when...

* You wake up face down on the pavement.

* You jump out of bed in the morning and miss the
floor.

* You turn on the morning news, and they're showing
emergency routes out of your city.

* Your bar of Ivory soap sinks.

* You put both contact lenses in the same eye.

* The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.

* Your horn gets stuck when you're following a group
of
Hell's Angels on the freeway.

* You get to work and there's a 60 Minutes news team
waiting
in your outer office.

* Your four-year-old wakes you up with the news that
it's
almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the
toilet.

* Your boss tells you not to bother to remove your
coat.

* Your pet rock snaps at you.

* Your twin sister forgets your birthday.

* You wake up to discover that your waterbed broke,
and then
realize that you don't have a waterbed.

* Your income tax refund check bounces.

* Your doctor tells you that you're allergic to
chocolate.

* Your blind date turns out to be your ex-spouse.

[Trev]

Gawd how I hate worms! Ackkkkkkkkk!

whimp. Your as bad as my little boy. :D

[cherokeered]

Okay..this is for tomorrow because I already knowtomorrow will not be good because....


When one of your clerks tells you that she has been sending out payments to the wrong place since March....and only noticed now because she got a notice wanting to know why we weren't sending the money...
This at the end of the day...

Cherokee..waiting for Friday

[Annie]

Okay..this is for tomorrow because I already knowtomorrow will not be good because....


When one of your clerks tells you that she has been sending out payments to the wrong place since March....and only noticed now because she got a notice wanting to know why we weren't sending the money...
This at the end of the day...

Cherokee..waiting for Friday

Oh NO! Good luck with that!

[cherokeered]

Oh NO! Good luck with that!

Thanks Annie....

On the bright side...my boss is gone next week on vacation...but the CFO will bug me then...never mind...lol

Cherokee...hoping for the lottery;)

[Annie]

Thanks Annie....

On the bright side...my boss is gone next week on vacation...but the CFO will bug me then...never mind...lol

Cherokee...hoping for the lottery;)

Well then for now I'll cross my fingers for betters days ahead for ya! Don't worry sweetie, Friday's coming!

[cherokeered]

Well then for now I'll cross my fingers for betters days ahead for ya! Don't worry sweetie, Friday's coming!

Annie...

:kk

Cherokee..

[lovemakenman]

WShen youi go for a alnight harley ride and some gal invites you over to have fun with her and her hubby.... !!!!

[cherokeered]

WShen youi go for a alnight harley ride and some gal invites you over to have fun with her and her hubby.... !!!!


You need to find better friends love or go in another direction...lol

Cherokee...:kk

[lovemakenman]

You need to find better friends love or go in another direction...lol

Cherokee...:kk

I agree just need to find that better friend or direction

[cherokeered]

I agree just need to find that better friend or direction

Aren't we friends?

Cherokee.....:nu

[Annie]

I agree just need to find that better friend or direction

Ft Bragg? July?

[lovemakenman]

Aren't we friends?

Cherokee.....:nu

I would think, nothing to prove any different yet,waiting to see:sex :blowjob:

[cherokeered]

I would think, nothing to prove any different yet,waiting to see:sex :blowjob:


Okay...for now...lol

Cherokee...;)

[lovemakenman]

Okay...for now...lol

Cherokee...;)
Wich one or both of them??

[cherokeered]

Wich one or both of them??

Well love...it depends on if you can keep up...lol

Cherokee...not for the faint of heart

[lovemakenman]

Well love...it depends on if you can keep up...lol

Cherokee...not for the faint of heart

It been a while but the last time it was on for about 6 hrs do you feel up to it??or are you scared?

[cherokeered]

It been a while but the last time it was on for about 6 hrs do you feel up to it??or are you scared?

Never...I'm not easily scared....

Are you?

Cherokee...

[lovemakenman]

Never...I'm not easily scared....

Are you?

Cherokee...

Bring it on cant wait.

[cherokeered]

Bring it on cant wait.

You and I are dangerous together I think...lol

You just be sure you don't run away....when I come a knocking...

Cherokee....

[lovemakenman]

You and I are dangerous together I think...lol

You just be sure you don't run away....when I come a knocking...

Cherokee....

Is that you Knocking at my door now????

[cherokeered]

Is that you Knocking at my door now????

Open the door and see....

:kk

[lovemakenman]

Open the door and see....

:kk

Oh My goodness what a a a a

[cherokeered]

Oh My goodness what a a a a

Yes...be careful...lol

Cherokee...

[lovemakenman]

Yes...be careful...lol

Cherokee...
Be careful I thought that was you at the door

[cherokeered]

Be careful I thought that was you at the door

It is...you didn't finish the line...or are you awe struck...lol

Can you feel the heat.....

Cherokee...

[lovemakenman]

It is...you didn't finish the line...or are you awe struck...lol

Can you feel the heat.....

Cherokee...

It just maybe I am awe stuck or shocked ! shocked from what ?

[cherokeered]

It just maybe I am awe stuck or shocked ! shocked from what ?

I dont know...perhaps that I showed up...lol

Cherokee

[lovemakenman]

I dont know...perhaps that I showed up...lol

Cherokee

Could be or maybe??

[cherokeered]

Could be or maybe??

What? That I brought a date? lol

or should I even ask?

Cherokee...

[lovemakenman]

What? That I brought a date? lol

or should I even ask?

Cherokee...

you mean paid for a date or my date??

[cherokeered]

you mean paid for a date or my date??

Love...did you really think I wouldn't be your date? Silly boy...lol

Cherokee...:kk

[lovemakenman]

Love...did you really think I wouldn't be your date? Silly boy...lol

Cherokee...:kk

and the one yo brought with you for a three some da!! can you handle it or not?

[cherokeered]

and the one yo brought with you for a three some da!! can you handle it or not?


Such a frisky little devil you are...so much teasing...getting me all hot and bothered...

is the one I brought male or female? Hmmm...lol

[lovemakenman]

Such a frisky little devil you are...so much teasing...getting me all hot and bothered...

is the one I brought male or female? Hmmm...lol

You tell me I thought you wore coming down to help me oput not yo right now?? wich one would I prefer ??

[cherokeered]

You tell me I thought you wore coming down to help me oput not yo right now?? wich one would I prefer ??


Love...

If I'm gonna help you out...then I dont need an assistant...lol

Why do I talk to you...oh yeah, its fun...lol

Cherokee...:kk

[Feelgoode]

LMAO I put both contacts in the same eye yesterday!! AND it was a bad day!

Now THAT would really make for a bad day!! Good thing I only lose my glasses sometimes ...when I have them on!! LOL:D

Hope you are doing better GA!!:kk

[Trev]

LMAO I put both contacts in the same eye yesterday!! AND it was a bad day!

What's that word I'm looking for here. Right, the word is DUH. Wanted to make sure you could read that. :D

[Feelgoode]

What's that word I'm looking for here. Right, the word is DUH. Wanted to make sure you could read that. :D

With one eye open!!:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

When the alarm clock goes off an hour early

[sex_kitten_4u]

when you cant find the remote for the hifi to play some music :cry:

[Shiane]

whimp. Your as bad as my little boy. :D

hmmmmmm maybe but I bet i would have you begging for mercy!;)

[yaser]

When I cannot find a woman to flirt with around me... or every woman says no to me...

[Thighmaster]

Okay..this is for tomorrow because I already knowtomorrow will not be good because....


When one of your clerks tells you that she has been sending out payments to the wrong place since March....and only noticed now because she got a notice wanting to know why we weren't sending the money...
This at the end of the day...

Cherokee..waiting for Friday

Ouch...

Good luck today... ;)

[Norfolkdave]

When you catch your dick in the zip

[G...G]

You in trouble!!:sc



What's that word I'm looking for here. Right, the word is DUH. Wanted to make sure you could read that. :D

[Norfolkdave]

You in trouble!!:sc

Heh heh Heh Im in trouble got tears in my eyes, I need a helping hand here girl:wa:

[Trev]

You in trouble!!:sc

What did I do now?:D

[Norfolkdave]

What did I do now?:D

Heh heh heh trev boy o boy are you in trouble:wa:

[G...G]

Where should I start........hmmmmmmmm :sc



What did I do now?:D

[Norfolkdave]

Where should I start........hmmmmmmmm :sc

Oh georgia darlin dont tell him please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:wa:

[G...G]

I wouldn't know how that feels........:lmao :lmao



When you catch your dick in the zip

[yaser]

Where should I start........hmmmmmmmm :scWe must not make the ladies hot..Othrewise tye srat hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[G...G]

He loves it when I go hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!:D



We must not make the ladies hot..Othrewise tye srat hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Norfolkdave]

He loves it when I go hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!:D

and I love it when you go mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm:wa:

[yaser]

He loves it when I go hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!:DGgirl,I did not know it.. sorry...say hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[G...G]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm

LOL

[Norfolkdave]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm

LOL

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm what you say mmmmmmmmmmmm I love ya:D :knuddel: :wa:

[yaser]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm

LOLnot to me I said..I am scared...I see you as a witch in my dream..

[Trev]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm

LOL


:nu

[G...G]

awww you know I only say ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm to you!!!:kk Now put that bat away!! :D



:nu

[Trev]

He loves it when I go hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!:D

that's not all you do when yo do that. :D

[Trev]

awww you know I only say ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm to you!!!:kk Now put that bat away!! :D

that wasn't a bat dear. :D

[Norfolkdave]

And trev what does she do with it, are you man enough to take it Hmmmmmmmmmmm

[G...G]

He sure is over and over and over...:D



And trev what does she do with it, are you man enough to take it Hmmmmmmmmmmm

[Trev]

He sure is over and over and over...:D

no doubt. :55 :kk

[G...G]

Don't everything......shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:kk



that's not all you do when yo do that. :D

[Norfolkdave]

He sure is over and over and over...:D

Lucky man but remember if he cant there is one trusty lion willing to take over the reins of the mmmmmmm department:D

[Norfolkdave]

no doubt. :55 :kk

no doubt what trev!!!!!!!!!!!!!