Penis size is stamped on men's shoes??

[SirFox]

WOW...I am impressed GUYS...the going is only getting BIGGER AND BIGGER...

[Shawn]

Well I will say this.. if its not completely accurate... atleast it errors in our favor... I have not seen a post that had a guy screaming that he had a size 14 shoe and was WAY bigger than the listed 11+

[crlscone]

i have a 14 shoe but not 11 inches

[hank69]

Jezzzzzz my shoe size is 10 1/2.... Mmmmm lets see divided by 2 plus 3 minus 2 = ???? no wonder I'm short......

[Atrebla Rose]

Jezzzzzz my shoe size is 10 1/2.... Mmmmm lets see divided by 2 plus 3 minus 2 = ???? no wonder I'm short......

MY god Hank,,,now that is how you fish!!!!! whoo hooo

[sweetsouthernbelle]

i never really paid attention to the shoe size.. some guys are a total surprize..

anyway.. i firmly believe its not the size that matters.. its how you work it.. bigger isnt always better.

[Heart]

Jezzzzzz my shoe size is 10 1/2.... Mmmmm lets see divided by 2 plus 3 minus 2 = ???? no wonder I'm short......




mmm.....hank...can i go fishing with your av???

[jmsmith12345]

that is why I wear clown shoes when I go out

[Atrebla Rose]

that is why I wear clown shoes when I go out


LOL any luck?

[Charmed]

that is why I wear clown shoes when I go out

You crack me up!!..... you say the funniest things.



I'm guessing a man created that table...

[jmsmith12345]

You crack me up!!..... you say the funniest things.



I'm guessing a man created that table...

I think it was a VP at Nike who created that table. Great way to sell shoes!

[SirFox]

I think it was a VP at Nike who created that table. Great way to sell shoes!

Even if your shoe size is 1 mere 7.5 inches, a man would put cotton in a 11 incher so to appear more.....virile? This penile size is for the birds....

When will guys wake up, stop comparing their muscles, start to go to the gym class to muscle their muscle?:yks Oh Geezus...

[NickOTime]

11.5 shoe and it doesnt seem to translate. but i have the irish curse. does effort count? :)

[mike76239]

i have small feet i guess 10.5 so that cant be true lol

[Missy38]

thats good to know.....lol

[TravelingMedical]

I wear a size 9 shoe but I always tell women I wear a size 16.

[SirFox]

11.5 shoe and it doesnt seem to translate. but i have the irish curse. does effort count? :)

Please educate those uneducated. What is the Irish curse that you are referring to?

[SirFox]

I wear a size 9 shoe but I always tell women I wear a size 16.

So women get a surprise when they undo your pants, eh?

[TravelingMedical]

So women get a surprise when they undo your pants, eh?


I tell them I was using the metric system.

[MarriedQt]

Yeah that doesn't work.......my husband is no where near 10 inches
LOL

[gspotlover]

I wear a size 17 in a pump, and a 16 in a heel. What does that say for my manhood?! LOL

[helloscooter]

I wear a size 17 in a pump, and a 16 in a heel. What does that say for my manhood?! LOL

That's like an oxymoron....huge johnson on a femine man....something to think about....lol

[gspotlover]

That's like an oxymoron....huge johnson on a femine man....something to think about....lol


Right..... why do all the gay guys have to largest packages? If I were gay, I'd be looking for the dude with the tiniest unit. When he's finished, I still want to be able to ride a bike!

[jmsmith12345]

I think it was a VP at Nike who created that table. Great way to sell shoes!

Even if your shoe size is 1 mere 7.5 inches, a man would put cotton in a 11 incher so to appear more.....virile? This penile size is for the birds....

When will guys wake up, stop comparing their muscles, start to go to the gym class to muscle their muscle?:yks Oh Geezus...


WTF does this have to do with anything I said. Loosen up you laces so that the circulation starts flowing a little better again. Sheesh..lighten up and have fun.

[jaayseee]

the myth is true...i have size 12 shoe, for those who care

[softrosepetal]

This thread is too funny!

[Sweetdreams069]

the myth is not true. My boss is 5'4", has about a size 5 shoe, and we call him the tripod. :yks

[gadzooks]

dont believe it for a minute - and im not saying that just because i wear a size 8.

[yaser]

This thread is too funny!

Why?:sng Donj't you want to look at my legs?

[bert_burt2000]

For the record, I wear size 14 shoes. Really.:thankyou:

[SirFox]

For the record, I wear size 14 shoes. Really.:thankyou:

We can conclude that you have BIG FEET like those found worn by clowns in a circus? I really would not want to get stepped on...

[Bubblygirlie]

guys guys, im afraid im gonna need proof!!! :sc

[john30]

i wear a size 9, only on my feet

[FizProf]

Shoes come in many more sizes than condoms...

[john30]

i will be honest, i am only average

[Bubblygirlie]

average isn't a bad thing John

[Bubblygirlie]

its not what uve got, its what you do with it :lf

[massage mike]

look out john lol

[john30]

and i can use it

[massage mike]

its not what uve got, its what you do with it :lf that's what all the little ones say lol

[vicarious]

Sure it's accurate...Size 12 shoe, I have a 10.4" penis. It's actually 10.2", but who's keeping track?

[danoesky]

Women always recommended their friends to pay attention to men's foot size. The larger the foot size, the longer the reproductive organ of a man. An international group of researchers has recently discovered that the ancient supposition was actually true.

http://www.funreports.com/fun/03-08-2005/1247-penis-0

Shoe Size - Penis Size Conversion Chart


http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.html


Do you believe this?

I think it's a bit bunk.

[Samgoody]

It is just not true. If so, I would wear 12 inch shoes.

[gatorgal]

i have found this to be only a myth...
but, its not what you have. Its
"if you know how to use what you have"

[gary50]

Hmmm. What about the research "proving" that asian penises are smaller than European are smaller than Africa? Who pays grants for this stuff, anyway?

[Samgoody]

Hmmm. What about the research "proving" that asian penises are smaller than European are smaller than Africa? Who pays grants for this stuff, anyway?

My understanding is that it was a hand poll.

[LuckyJest]

...ya reckon BIGFOOT has a TEENEEWEENEEPEENIE...

[knightrider72]

:nopity What does it matter if your shoes size in ? its how you use it . Work it an she want compline :sex Put your best foot forward :la: And a little tongue never hurt.Give it hell turn it inside out.

[notonly4her]

Size 12 - Haven't Found A Condom That Can Hold Me Yet

[azerion]

According to this method I should have a 9.6" penis... so I would take this with a pinch of salt. But I wish the 9.6 was true lol

[MunkyBrain]

I'll put it this way...At Bozo the Clown's funeral they opened the bottom door of the coffin for the viewing.

[Brandon301]

Who has measured it?

Do you measure when your little soldier is at attention or when he is at ease?

[Mr.B5546]

So that leaves me thinking .........what God didn't give me in foot size he must of saved for someplace else??

[Charmed]

Hey save us women some time. just stamp it on your forehead.

[Huzyerdaddi]

How 'bout we just walk around naked?

(what a coincidence....another post by you, right above mine)

[airborne soldier]

Ok, my shoe size is a 10 wide... what does that mean?

[MomentOfPassion]

I can say with high confidence that shoe size is not necessarily a reliable indicator. It does beg the question though .... if I use enzyte, do I need to buy new shoes?

[lilolekimba67(f)]

Interesting

[Psynge]

Well I wish I had a 10.4" cock....oh well , but how come my feet get larger as I get older, but my dick doesn't?

[OICurready4me]

I agree.... I wear ADIDAS shoes...

All
Day
I
Dream
About
Sex

[swotsromquosy]

spammmmm

[was4fun2003]

I have a size 12, where exactly should I be measuring from? Want to make sure I do this in the proper scientific manner. I bet it will be bigger with someone new doing the measuring, contents may also explode under extreme pressure.

[Rocket Man]

WTF, that is not right, they say the same thing about hat size....all BS

[Alfa]

Question 1:
So does that mean Ronald McDonald's Big Mac must be a LOT more than a Quarter Pounder?

Question 2:
Conversely, what do large feet tell us about the ladies who own them?

[Bandit]

Do you have any idea how hard it is to find 15 EEE shoes?!? Drives me crazy :)

[Constance]

Do you have any idea how hard it is to find 15 EEE shoes?!? Drives me crazy :)


You are so crazy. When did you become a flasher?

[Bandit]

Ever since I saw a public service anouncment that said "Expose yourself to Art" :)

[Humpty Dumpty]

I'm glad this thread has you women confused so I don't feel so bad. Otherwise, I'd be propping Prozac about now. :tantrum:

[drkcloud]

All i can think of is..... Johnny "bozo the clown" Holmes

[One Song Hero]

I'll put it this way...At Bozo the Clown's funeral they opened the bottom door of the coffin for the viewing.
:yks

:D

[CJSinIL]

Is it bad if I wear a size 6 in toddler shoes then?

[SweetNCGuy]

Lol Cj

[gr8doods]

first it is foot size..then hand size..what if I have lrg hands and small feet?....and I thought I read on another post..size does NOT matter...;)..

[Lacey]

I just read a bit back that it has nothing to do with shoe size....that a mans penis is 3-times bigger then his thumb...so look at the thumb girls!

[CJSinIL]

What if your thumb happens to be the size of a dew claw? I'm screwed no matter which route they use to determine the size. WTF

[Asha]

What if your thumb happens to be the size of a dew claw? I'm screwed no matter which route they use to determine the size. WTF

You sure you want to be announcing this information to the site CJ?...and don't worry, I know your grandma still loves you no matter what size your penis is :ok

[Lacey]

What if your thumb happens to be the size of a dew claw? I'm screwed no matter which route they use to determine the size. WTF


Sweetie....look what you're wearing....you pretty much screwed yourself...

[Shawn]

I just read a bit back that it has nothing to do with shoe size....that a mans penis is 3-times bigger then his thumb...so look at the thumb girls!


Well not to brag... but in grade school my hand turkeys looked like giraffes:ok

[Lacey]

Well not to brag... but in grade school my hand turkeys looked like giraffes:ok



You know and I know...it's all about bragging...."Thumb Lord"!

[jmsmith12345]

I just read a bit back that it has nothing to do with shoe size....that a mans penis is 3-times bigger then his thumb...so look at the thumb girls!

http://generik.smugmug.com/photos/106891741-M.jpg

[Lacey]

http://generik.smugmug.com/photos/106891741-M.jpg


Is this suppose to excite me? Because in reality...it scares the crap out of me...

[jmsmith12345]

Is this suppose to excite me? Because in reality...it scares the crap out of me...

can we not transform this into a scat thread...that is just plain gross

[Lacey]

can we not transform this into a scat thread...that is just plain gross



It's always about "fisting" with you...isn't it?

[CJSinIL]

Wow, she said basically the same thing last night. Grandma needs to lay off the tequila and Ron "the hedgehog" Jeremy porn.

You sure you want to be announcing this information to the site CJ?...and don't worry, I know your grandma still loves you no matter what size your penis is :ok

[CJSinIL]

Yeah, usually I roll with a three stripe gym sock tucked up in there....I just happened to forget it that day. And I figured with my cool haircut, that no one would be checkin on Mr. Bulge. They say if you got it "flaunt it." What if you don't have it? Should I no longer wear my thong speedo?

Sweetie....look what you're wearing....you pretty much screwed yourself...

[Asha]

Wow, she said basically the same thing last night. Grandma needs to lay off the tequila and Ron "the hedgehog" Jeremy porn.

CJ, please don't take grandma's pleasures away from her...if she wants tequila, Ron Jeremy porn, and your small penis....then thats what grandma gets

[jmsmith12345]

It's always about "fisting" with you...isn't it?

well, coming from someone nicknamed "salad bitch", I will take that as a compliment

[CJSinIL]

Wow, all I can say is GROSS!!!!! She can have tequila and porn, but c'mon Asha, thats my grandma your talking about. She wasn't saying anything about the penile area. Just that she would love me no matter what.

If my penis was used as evidence in court it would be thrown out for lack of evidence. (Ha ha)

It's so small I pee on my balls. (cleanup aisle 4)

Jeeze, way to destroy my self confidence. And I was holding out hope that it may get bigger with my new shipment of Extenze!!!

CJ, please don't take grandma's pleasures away from her...if she wants tequila, Ron Jeremy porn, and your small penis....then thats what grandma gets

[Asha]

OMG CJ....you almost made me pee my pants...that would be the case if I was wearing any, but you know the usual attire.

[CJSinIL]

Seriously, can I start a clothing drive for you? I have a lot of 70 year old women in my retirement community that would be willing to help you out. Lots of nice vibrant colors, and wool dresses. I'll bring them right over for you. That way you don't have to walk around like you usually do. You are going to be a professional soon, you should start dressing the part.

OMG CJ....you almost made me pee my pants...that would be the case if I was wearing any, but you know the usual attire.

[CJSinIL]

Nothin but a Seratonin (hope I spelled it wrong again) Tat!!!!

[likesbuttons]

i thought it was about the tongue these days anyways? ladies, whadda ya think?

[CJSinIL]

She called and told me to tell you that its on like Donkey Kong, and that the only thing that matters is the motion in the ocean....so to speak.

You sure you want to be announcing this information to the site CJ?...and don't worry, I know your grandma still loves you no matter what size your penis is :ok

[carnation]

lmao if that is true i am looking for where the rest of my hubby's dick has gone he got size 11 feet uk size.

[Easy]

God am i screwed so it has to be a lot of bull

[fondew2004]

Women always recommended their friends to pay attention to men's foot size. The larger the foot size, the longer the reproductive organ of a man. An international group of researchers has recently discovered that the ancient supposition was actually true.

http://www.funreports.com/fun/03-08-2005/1247-penis-0

Shoe Size - Penis Size Conversion Chart


http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.html


Do you believe this?
I don't believe it!

But I do like to advertise my "equipment" so to speak...

So on my left shoe I write 4.5.........and on my right shoe I write " " "

So far, no takers??

[fletch1004]

Hey ladies! I'm a Size 13...just don't ask my wife about the other size. ;)

[Lady Godiva]

lmao if that is true i am looking for where the rest of my hubby's dick has gone he got size 11 feet uk size.

He rubbed it down to a mere nubbin.........

[Sinster]

I got 11.5 UK sized feet, its about 1.4" out

But I have big hands too, my middle finger is 7" from knuckle to end, cant find a decent set of gloves anywhere....

[Renaissanceman53]

Women always recommended their friends to pay attention to men's foot size. The larger the foot size, the longer the reproductive organ of a man. An international group of researchers has recently discovered that the ancient supposition was actually true.

http://www.funreports.com/fun/03-08-2005/1247-penis-0

Shoe Size - Penis Size Conversion Chart


http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.html


Do you believe this?
What if my feet are 2 different sizes????

[oneeleven]

size 13 here..

[neil48]

Well if my foot size is a 8.......that mines I have a lilttle wank ?........just asking

[TBoyBob]

LMAO.....according to that I have about a 10" cock..... SWEET!!!

[oneeleven]

Well if my foot size is a 8.......that mines I have a lilttle wank ?........just asking

If you wear an 8, I think that just means you're a little man. No hard feelings.

[Jada101]

not buying it...unless we're talking mm or cm.

[Brak_45]

Hope springs eternal for MM or cm!!!! Otherwise I maybe screwed.

[neil48]

If you wear an 8, I think that just means you're a little man. No hard feelings.
ummmmmm, what if I have a size 12 foot.........just asking?

[november]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/dre0645l.jpg
sometimes, big feet are not the issue

[likesbuttons]

oh i thought it meant circumference.....

[learman3]

I go barefoot, what in the hell does that mean?

[neil48]

I go barefoot, what in the hell does that mean?
think that means you dont use rubbers

[jmsmith12345]

what does it mean when your shoe width is EEE???

[november]

it means be sure you have a well oiled shoehorn with you at all times

[likesbuttons]

my shoes have that Nike schwoosh thingy....what the hell does that mean? oh i know, i can boink around corners......nice....

[wan2b]

How does one measure it? With yard stick.

[MSU]

Ha----I WISH my you know what was my shoe size......

[OGP]

Has anyone seen my tape measure?

[dixiechiknga]

OMG my son wears a 15 I bet his girlfriend is happy..LOL

[MSU]

OMG my son wears a 15 I bet his girlfriend is happy..LOL


Or in severe pain! :yks:yks

[gadzooks]

i can attest - it is not true. Size 8 shoe, but 34" inseam - you guess which one is more representative - then come check for yourself!

[SirFox]

This penis size thing is so basic: it has to do with a male's appearance in the raw, just as if men walked around naked.
I had a African friend whose penis came down almost all the way down to his knees. Was he happy with that? It sure impressed his lady friends? No, it was a pain to have such a large tool.
And believe it or not, one reason was that he was unable to get all of it inside...

Happy with a really large sausage? Hell no. Stick with a medium one that works and helps makes your lady happy.

[Cometogether50]

Well that makes me about 2 inches short of the mark - still, never mind, too late now!

[Stew]

No way, the shoe size means nothing. The real indicator is the following:

Measure from the base of the thumb to the end of your finger. This is the same length.

[sexycoco]

if that was true, i have a need to flirt

[wan2b]

No way, the shoe size means nothing. The real indicator is the following:

Measure from the base of the thumb to the end of your finger. This is the same length.

Learn something new every day.

[tn0949]

damm i have a 7 inch dick and it doesnt even look that long

[tag539]

Size 13 shoes here....Haha

[Goodpuppy74]

Make my shoes size an 11......wide.....

[MJfakey]

I needed a good laugh this AM.

[Alfa]

http://steynian.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/clown-shoes-red-yellow500.jpg

These were my bowling shoes when I was a teen, but they are MUCH too small now!

[neil48]

size 7 ladies




<<<<< here..................pouting.....:nopity

[MadameWhispers]

sorry, but I have to jump in here...... I remember when women use to say look at your man's shoe size to determine their penis size.....then it was look at their hands.....the longest finger to their palm ratio...

in all my years of discovery, I have yet to see how either on relates to their penis size.....

If I wanted to know the size of a man's tool,.....
well, I just ask to see it... preferable firm and ready.....

I have yet to meet a man that is shy and won't show me.....
and if I like it, I will thank him..... properly

[johnnymac31]

If only this were true... lol size 10.5 shoe here... but not what the chart says ;)

[leggy4]

I dont think its necessarily true... hub says one of his bros that is um 5'7 is well..... what did the girls say in his earlier days.."omg what is that?"...LOL

[KSRhino]

OK...had to check my shoe and here is what I found

US 11.5
UK 11
EU 45.5

looks like I should move to Europe and join the damn rodeo

[Waltert]

sorry, but I have to jump in here...... I remember when women use to say look at your man's shoe size to determine their penis size.....then it was look at their hands.....the longest finger to their palm ratio...

in all my years of discovery, I have yet to see how either on relates to their penis size.....

If I wanted to know the size of a man's tool,.....
well, I just ask to see it... preferable firm and ready.....

I have yet to meet a man that is shy and won't show me.....
and if I like it, I will thank him..... properly

Yes the direct straightforward is always best in every situation. The round about stuff never works out!

[cyclops]

I've got size 12 shoes (UK) I'm 6'2 and got hands like shovels.

Is everything in proportion I hear you ask??

No way!!!






If it was I would be 10'5" :D

[ravishingrickrude]

i think size as more to do with genetics

[glamourpuss]

I've heard of looking at a man's hands but not the shoes...hmmmmmm

[TigerPower]

Wow this is so true!

On a side note, it's so hard to find my size 18 shoes these days.

[siv7]

I know men who are not very tall and do not have big shoes...........BUT..........They are very very well endowed. So it depends I think

[EZ4U2SAY]

size 12, but not 12 inches, close, but not 12...would be a nice thing, but I figure so long as not trying to use my shoe, then all is good !!! LOL

[Charmed]

That one guy........... Size 13 baby!!!!!!!!!

[SirFox]

This thread is so basically machismo....still considering the males around here and their propensity to be long and hard...their outwards appearances.
Certain males are more appealing with big dongs, that's true..

One fact, forgotten, in the fight towards females' ecstasies is the MALE's ability to give her pleasure, and NOT to CUM too quickly.