Penis size is stamped on men's shoes??

[ukvickie]

Women always recommended their friends to pay attention to men's foot size. The larger the foot size, the longer the reproductive organ of a man. An international group of researchers has recently discovered that the ancient supposition was actually true.

http://www.funreports.com/fun/03-08-2005/1247-penis-0

Shoe Size - Penis Size Conversion Chart


http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.html


Do you believe this?

[MB54]

Very INteresting

[OICurready4me]

So a size 12 shoe means?

[Pebbles]

So a size 12 shoe means?


More then a mouth full!! :)

[Cotties]

your foot will move around too much and you may injure yourselfSo a size 12 shoe means?

[Cotties]

according to that I have a 9.6 inch penis......what a load of bullshit...bordering on false advertising...I could get sued :D



in my world of reality....I've also seen heard women swear black guys have bigger cocks....black guys I've met just say those women watch too many porn movies:D
Women always recommended their friends to pay attention to men's foot size. The larger the foot size, the longer the reproductive organ of a man. An international group of researchers has recently discovered that the ancient supposition was actually true.

http://www.funreports.com/fun/03-08-2005/1247-penis-0

Shoe Size - Penis Size Conversion Chart


http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.html


Do you believe this?

[tiger50]

your foot will move around to much and you may injure yourself

good call cotties..... :55

[MCat]

Yeah....the chart doesn't work for my Hank either.....

[Suz]

Hubby with size 12 shoe.....4 in penis, enough said.

[Shiane]

Nope, I don't believe it!

Big feet, big hands, and big ears have nothing to do with the size of "it" either!

[OICurready4me]

Hubby with size 12 shoe.....4 in penis, enough said.


Maybe he is part hamster....

[Cotties]

o.k you nurses..you would know more than me....would you say good size hands and feet are and indication ....as I've often guessed...a smaller guy would have a smaller penis and a bigger guy bigger..roughly i mean?Nope, I don't believe it!

Big feet, big hands, and big ears have nothing to do with the size of "it" either!

[MCat]

Well I'm not a nurse...but now that I think about it....I think hubby's schlong is about as long as his hand:D

Will have to investigate further...


o.k you nurses..you would know more than me....would you say good size hands and feet are and indication ....as I've often guessed...a smaller guy would have a smaller penis and a bigger guy bigger..roughly i mean?

[tiger50]

how about the sayin.. big man big dick..little man all dick..

[Cotties]

did you just make that up?:sc how about the sayin.. big man big dick..little man all dick..

[Outta]

I just had this conversation with a friend yesterday. Her very handsome husband sported a size 12 shoe in his 20's. Her anticipation for him was amazing. Unfortunately the wives' tale turned out to be only that.

My sister also claims disappointment, despite her extraordinarily large mountainman husband with size 13 loafers.

[MCat]

What the heck would you do with a 13" dong anyway?

Isn't it like boobs...more than a handful or mouthful is a waste:sg

[bbop]

Hell, I should be wearing a size 6 shoe instead of a 12 then!:lmao

[Cotties]

I guess you have small feet you feel better about yourself now:D



but asking the sister...thats a concern Outta
I just had this conversation with a friend yesterday. Her very handsome husband sported a size 12 shoe in his 20's. Her anticipation for him was amazing. Unfortunately the wives' tale turned out to be only that.

My sister also claims disappointment, despite her extraordinarily large mountainman husband with size 13 loafers.

[Cotties]

they should have shoe sizes named then..6 ....six and a bit...six and a quarter...six and a half...six and three quarters...nearly seven...seven...seven and a bit......seven and a quarter ...seven and half...big......real big....fuckin huge....freak show...and so onHell, I should be wearing a size 6 shoe instead of a 12 then!:lmao

[Outta]

Riddle me this batman.

Here's a recent picture of my penis. What should my foot size b

[bbop]

You've lost your marbles ya crazy wanker! Shaq ain't got shoes that big!:lmao

[Shiane]

o.k you nurses..you would know more than me....would you say good size hands and feet are and indication ....as I've often guessed...a smaller guy would have a smaller penis and a bigger guy bigger..roughly i mean?

No Cotties I'm tellin you straight up lol the size of the feet or hands have nothing to do with the indication of how large or small a man's penis is!

It is a rare thing to see an ummmmm oversized schlong! The shorter guys will surprise you everytime! Black has nothing to do with size either!

[tiger50]

beginnin to think this is all crap.... fukkin lot more to good sex than penis size...
oh yeh and the 13'' cock.. does that exist outside of a doctored porn movie.... what is a woman dunna do with 13 inches???? glad i dont have that, even limp hangin around my legs all day....
i dont dwell on this shit.... i have what i have..... yeh.. mr average.... happy with that...
ya know.. i think most of the fun is in the foreplay..... the anticipation.... yeh then u go at it.. get ya rocks off..... rest up a bit... go for it agin.... and agin..... after 5 hours u may need rest.... :D

[Cotties]

I know you're a real good nurse....so I shouldn't have really asked ya


but how many do you see hard..

some days I'm Hung Low

then days like last week when I asked my doc to take a look and she brought in the head doc and a young student to look....the little fella went running...I blamed the aircon
No Cotties I'm tellin you straight up lol the size of the feet or hands have nothing to do with the indication of how large or small a man's penis is!

It is a rare thing to see an ummmmm oversized schlong! The shorter guys will surprise you everytime! Black has nothing to do with size either!

[Shiane]

If this thing about shoe size were true then all the NBA stars could retire to be porn stars.



Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lol
I wonder how Magic Johnson got his name? :D

[Cotties]

don't worry mate...I've seen your feet:D ..ugly things they werebeginnin to think this is all crap.... fukkin lot more to good sex than penis size...
oh yeh and the 13'' cock.. does that exist outside of a doctored porn movie.... what is a woman dunna do with 13 inches???? glad i dont have that, even limp hangin around my legs all day....
i dont dwell on this shit.... i have what i have..... yeh.. mr average.... happy with that...
ya know.. i think most of the fun is in the foreplay..... the anticipation.... yeh then u go at it.. get ya rocks off..... rest up a bit... go for it agin.... and agin..... after 5 hours u may need rest.... :D

[bbop]

It ain't how big it is! It's how you use it! And also what you do with her before and after you use it!

[Cotties]

and if they complain ...just tell em how loose they are



what do you mean after you use it ??:sc you mean like where do you clean it
It ain't how big it is! It's how you use it! And also what you do with her before and after you use it!

[Shiane]

I know you're a real good nurse....so I shouldn't have really asked ya


but how many do you see hard..

some days I'm Hung Low

then days like last week when I asked my doc to take a look and she brought in the head doc and a young student to look....the little fella went running...I blamed the aircon

Laffffffffffs! Well to be honest Cotties I don't see many hard ones, they kind of get stage fright when you come at em with a garden hose! :D

[Shiane]

LOL a scholng is like a car......


Drive it like you stole it! :55

[bbop]

I mean what you do with your lady before and after you use "it", ya crazy wanker Cotties!

[Shiane]

oh yeh and the 13'' cock.. does that exist outside of a doctored porn movie.... what is a woman dunna do with 13 inches???? glad i dont have that, even limp hangin around my legs all day....



Laffs you crack me up!:lmao

[ukvickie]

Interesting! The blokes here in office are telling the blokes here are correct. They have said this is rapping chunk. One bloke said that you can tell more from looking at his ears!

[Cotties]

has he got big ears...I find most women just stare at my lunch box to find the quick answerInteresting! The blokes here in office are telling the blokes here are correct. They have said this is rapping chunk. One bloke said that you can tell more from looking at his ears!

[Rmb]

Sorry...I cant believe there are millions of size 10 dicks :)

[Rmb]

Only my lovers... and my penile reduction surgeon will ever find out :) :)

[dartgirl]

Well I looked at the chart and my poor hubby is way below what he should be. Can I get a refund for false advertising????

[p.J]

Well for whats its worth, I have been out with a few rugby players, all of which had enormous feet, and I have to say not one of them had what I'd call a massive willy!! Thank god!!!

However, I have heard that if a man's middle finger is significantly longer than his index finger, then his penis will be significantly larger than average too!:whee:

[bbop]

My index finger is so much longer from giving the one fingered salute to assholes on the highway!

[p.J]

My index finger is so much longer from giving the one fingered salute to assholes on the highway!

ah, but beebop have you a big nose?

[bbop]

Oh yes, sweet Jenny! All the better to smell you with my dear!

[p.J]

Oh yes, sweet Jenny! All the better to smell you with my dear!

why thank you beebop, I happen to smell rather delicious it has to be said!!

[tendr]

Women always recommended their friends to pay attention to men's foot size. The larger the foot size, the longer the reproductive organ of a man. An international group of researchers has recently discovered that the ancient supposition was actually true.

http://www.funreports.com/fun/03-08-2005/1247-penis-0

Shoe Size - Penis Size Conversion Chart


http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.html


Do you believe this?

no.i have seen big feet, average penis. average feet , huge penis. one thing tho it's prob silly too but i've noticed more like, big hands, little hands..are more of a 'telling'

[Rmb]

beginnin to think this is all crap.... fukkin lot more to good sex than penis size...
oh yeh and the 13'' cock.. does that exist outside of a doctored porn movie.... what is a woman dunna do with 13 inches???? glad i dont have that, even limp hangin around my legs all day....
i dont dwell on this shit.... i have what i have..... yeh.. mr average.... happy with that...
ya know.. i think most of the fun is in the foreplay..... the anticipation.... yeh then u go at it.. get ya rocks off..... rest up a bit... go for it agin.... and agin..... after 5 hours u may need rest.... :D

Good for you wanker!!You stick with your 4 incher... the hell with em :) :):lmao
And shoot a couple of roos while you are at it...they are howling their heads off in the treetops :) :) :lmao

[Rmb]

no.i have seen big feet, average penis. average feet , huge penis. one thing tho it's prob silly too but i've noticed more like, big hands, little hands..are more of a 'telling'

Er...what size is huge then? :)

[tendr]

i didn't measure. i've never measured.and i don't ask. i can see me following some guy around with a tape asking if i can measure him before he gets too into anything, for my records. but in thirty yrs face to face i haven't seen bigger.

[tendr]

Originally Posted by tiger50
beginning to think this is all crap.... alot more to good sex than penis size...


i agree............average is my fav. (tho i like uncut best)..tho i don't remember complaining about the guy i was talking about..of course i was alot younger.

[Rmb]

i didn't measure. i've never measured.and i don't ask. i can see me following some guy around with a tape asking if i can measure him before he gets too into anything, for my records. but in thirty yrs face to face i haven't seen bigger.

Well I hear sometimes big can be too big. :)

[tendr]

i don't believe most photos. all i'm saying in person so far i haven't seen too big ..big enough to have to be careful and so on, yes...tho i've been told i'm small..as far as long..a guy has most feeling in the head right? if all of it doesn't fit, i could sew a little penis warmer like for a weinie dog, for the rest..i guess.

[Frenchie]

What about one size fit's all Flip Flop's?

Man I'm in trouble lol

[tendr]

flip flops? those are thongs i wear on my feet. OH..does that mean you have a one size fits all penis? like it folds up n stuff?

[Rmb]

What about one size fit's all Flip Flop's?

Man I'm in trouble lol
Depends how much you flop Frenchie :):lmao

[tendr]

flop....what sz towel can you hold ? or wash cloth? i'm giggling...

[Rmb]

flop....what sz towel can you hold ? or wash cloth? i'm giggling...

You wouldnt giggle if you knew :)

[wwwdodgeit]

so it is good or bad to have a size 12 wide shoe

[Rmb]

so it is good or bad to have a size 12 wide shoe
Depends if you are a scuba diver :) :D

[tendr]

You wouldnt giggle if you knew :)

well i'd ask for proof....:dl

[tendr]

so it is good or bad to have a size 12 wide shoe

fine if they fit. my hubby's are 13's.

[Rmb]

well i'd ask for proof....:dl
Might well salivate :)

[OICurready4me]

flop....what sz towel can you hold ? or wash cloth? i'm giggling...


I need one of those bath sheets

[tendr]

Might well salivate :)

you have my addy

[tendr]

I need one of those bath sheets

like a beach towel?

[OICurready4me]

like a beach towel?


bigger

[Rmb]

you have my addy
You are way too tired :)

[tendr]

You are way too tired :)

? well whatever. i'm still sitting up.

[tendr]

bigger


uhhuh .........if you say so...

[p.J]

... as I was saying, the sizes of men's noses apparently have some bearing on the size of there cock-a-doodle do's... allegedly!!

[tendr]

... as I was saying, the sizes of men's noses apparently have some bearing on the size of there cock-a-doodle do's... allegedly!!

my hubby has a huge noze..i call it his snoz...and he's alittle above average so i don't go with that either. like i said...i'd look at hands before anything else. just my observation...

[Penny]

My hubbys foot is alot bigger than his thing :D

[twoblues]

...i'd look at hands before anything else. just my observation...

Yah, I'd heard it has to do with the length from your wrist to the tip of the middle finger?

So everytime I finger someone else (in anger), then I am really showing them my size :p

ps...I wear size thirteen shoes...extra wide

(which in "internet speak" means I'm hung like a bumblebee. Wait, this is the "tell a lie" thread right?)

[tendr]

My hubbys foot is alot bigger than his thing :D

what thing penny? (snicker)

[tendr]

Yah, I'd heard it has to do with the length from your wrist to the tip of the middle finger?

So everytime I finger someone else (in anger), then I am really showing them my size :p

ps...I wear size thirteen shoes...extra wide

(which in "internet speak" means I'm hung like a bumblebee. Wait, this is the "tell a lie" thread right?)

oh mm i never measured anyone. maybe i will measure hubby just to see...but then it'll get him all started. or he'll prob ask me if we're playing dr.

[twoblues]

oh mm i never measured anyone. maybe i will measure hubby just to see...but then it'll get him all started. or he'll prob ask me if we're playing dr.

I'm not sure about the doctors you know, but mine doesn't carry a measuring tape...:p Of course, I'm willing to play along :whee:

[tendr]

I'm not sure about the doctors you know, but mine doesn't carry a measuring tape...:p Of course, I'm willing to play along :whee:

yea that is a pretty stupid answer. (mine) you know he wouldn't let me measure him til he's 'as big as it gets' tho....then what do i do..go 'ok, 7in..you pass?"..
and btw..
you caught me off guard when you said everytime you finger someone....(in anger) i thot...why in anger..and i was thinking about the wrong fingering.
ok
this is getting my imagination all nice and working....i'm barely sitting up and rhumba says i'm too tired...
i think i'll go take a bath. a realllllly hot one.
then i'll be back to see what naughty things you all have been doing while i was gone.

bbiab

[twoblues]

you caught me off guard when you said everytime you finger someone....(in anger) i thot...why in anger..and i was thinking about the wrong fingering.
ok


Ha, yah, I can be a bit "obtuse" sometimes. It's my Dennis Miller type personality ;)

[tendr]

Ha, yah, I can be a bit "obtuse" sometimes. It's my Dennis Miller type personality ;)

:)

[OICurready4me]

yea that is a pretty stupid answer. (mine) you know he wouldn't let me measure him til he's 'as big as it gets' tho....then what do i do..go 'ok, 7in..you pass?"..
and btw..
you caught me off guard when you said everytime you finger someone....(in anger) i thot...why in anger..and i was thinking about the wrong fingering.
ok
this is getting my imagination all nice and working....i'm barely sitting up and rhumba says i'm too tired...
i think i'll go take a bath. a realllllly hot one.
then i'll be back to see what naughty things you all have been doing while i was gone.

bbiab


If you bring the measuring tape, I'll bring the bath beads.... we can hoot, holler and do the deep sea boogie, if you're in the mood.

[tendr]

back

[twoblues]

back

From playing doctor? Did you use your measuring tape?

[OICurready4me]

From playing doctor? Did you use your measuring tape?


It fell in the water and I got distracted, hell, we'll wait til the water drains...

[tendr]

From playing doctor? Did you use your measuring tape?

no, from taking a bath. my muscles are sore so the hot water helps...no one here to massage me.

[OICurready4me]

no, from taking a bath. my muscles are sore so the hot water helps...no one here to massage me.


Damn, must have gone to the wrong house.... well, some sexy lady is sitting in her bath wearing an ear to ear grin and having a smoke!

[tendr]

If you bring the measuring tape, I'll bring the bath beads.... we can hoot, holler and do the deep sea boogie, if you're in the mood.

just saw this...lol...wish i had my six ft ballclaw tub..this one is just a reg one. so we'll be crowded.

[tendr]

Damn, must have gone to the wrong house.... well, some sexy lady is sitting in her bath wearing an ear to ear grin and having a smoke!

i don't smoke...run hurry..get away

[tendr]

i'm home alone. sitting in a dark room.

[twoblues]

i'm home alone. sitting in a dark room.

Awww...dang, OIC better hurry with the candles :p

Though, amazingly, women always seem to turn off the lights when I show up, so my night vision is great :p

[hippydog]

DAMN, that chart worked for me..
(perfect fit for me is) I take a size 7 1/2 on my left foot and a size 8 on my right... oddly enough the little guy also leans slightly to the right.



Women always recommended their friends to pay attention to men's foot size. The larger the foot size, the longer the reproductive organ of a man. An international group of researchers has recently discovered that the ancient supposition was actually true.

http://www.funreports.com/fun/03-08-2005/1247-penis-0

Shoe Size - Penis Size Conversion Chart


http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.html


Do you believe this?

[twoblues]

little guy also leans slightly to the right.

Dang, a Liberal in Alberta? Better keep your pants up :p

[tendr]

Awww...dang, OIC better hurry with the candles :p

Though, amazingly, women always seem to turn off the lights when I show up, so my night vision is great :p

oh i don't like it too dark. it's dark in here but i have candles everywhere and stained glass lamps so believe me...we'd be seeing the good, the bad and the ugly lol...

[tendr]

and i sleep with a flashlight

[hippydog]

Dang, a Liberal in Alberta? Better keep your pants up :p

ROFLMAO!

[tendr]

DAMN, that chart worked for me..
(perfect fit for me is) I take a size 7 1/2 on my left foot and a size 8 on my right... oddly enough the little guy also leans slightly to the right.

so you're right cocked?

[tendr]

gonna get dinner.....and will be back.......................hope i won't be alone

[hippydog]

so you're right cocked?

havnt...*hick*... havnt had a ting.. damn... thing ... to drunk.. dirnk.. drink today
...
o.k.... im right coked.. cocked....... whatever... *hick*

[tendr]

havnt...*hick*... havnt had a ting.. damn... thing ... to drunk.. dirnk.. drink today
...
o.k.... im right coked.. cocked....... whatever... *hick*

ok a play on words. if i pet the little fellow would he follow me home?

[tendr]

be back in fifteen.....don't move

[OICurready4me]

just saw this...lol...wish i had my six ft ballclaw tub..this one is just a reg one. so we'll be crowded.


I don't mind stacking....or we may have to go head to toe, head to toe...if you know what I mean.

[OICurready4me]

be back in fifteen.....don't move


my muscles are cramping up,,, you may need to give me a deep tissue massage...

[this-is-crazy]

Wow, I might be a little late in a reply, but that chart is WAY off in regards to my husband, and another guy, and...oh yeah, that guy. My husband is 5'10", very muscular build, 225lbs, 10 1/2 shoe and his nick name in school was HORSE for a reason. The man is hung.

Then there's this other guy I dated. Insanely tall, built guy, huge feet, thought I was in for a BIG surprise. OHMYGOD! It was a total waste of my time. He didn't even know how to use what little he had.

Then there's *that* guy... Average height, athletic build, couldn't stop measuring his penis because he was obsessed with how small it was. 4" and he wore a size 9 1/2 shoe.

Once upon a time I thought 4" was average. Isn't it 6" now?

That chart says 90% of the time it was correct. I think the men in just MY sexual past alone could abolish those findings.

And now I'm wondering why the hell I would even know these mens shoe sizes!!!

[tendr]

my muscles are cramping up,,, you may need to give me a deep tissue massage...

sorry...i'm sure you've been playing just fine. ok i lay down in the tub...i'm not sitting on the faucet side..and it's cold so i guess you get behind me and i'll use you as a backrest. ok, write that down for tomorrow.

oh yea..the massage. only one place i want to massage

[OICurready4me]

sorry...i'm sure you've been playing just fine. ok i lay down in the tub...i'm not sitting on the faucet side..and it's cold so i guess you get behind me and i'll use you as a backrest. ok, write that down for tomorrow.

oh yea..the massage. only one place i want to massage


massage away...while I wrap my arms around you and make you feel all warm inside....oooh your fingers feel nice....

[cherokeered]

beginnin to think this is all crap.... fukkin lot more to good sex than penis size...
oh yeh and the 13'' cock.. does that exist outside of a doctored porn movie.... what is a woman dunna do with 13 inches???? glad i dont have that, even limp hangin around my legs all day....
i dont dwell on this shit.... i have what i have..... yeh.. mr average.... happy with that...
ya know.. i think most of the fun is in the foreplay..... the anticipation.... yeh then u go at it.. get ya rocks off..... rest up a bit... go for it agin.... and agin..... after 5 hours u may need rest.... :D


LOL...mmmmm....:kk love the foreplay..........sigh

And please..too much is no good..it hurts and doesnt fit in all the way...and how do ya give a snake a bj...and really...oh, and btw...have a friend whos hubby is very long...well long doesnt equal width....a snake stays a snake...lol

[tendr]

LOL...mmmmm....:kk love the foreplay..........sigh

And please..too much is no good..it hurts and doesnt fit in all the way...and how do ya give a snake a bj...and really...oh, and btw...have a friend whos hubby is very long...well long doesnt equal width....a snake stays a snake...lol

what doesn't fit in your mouth..you simple wet and stroke the same time the rest is in your mouth..pull the balls and make a ring around them with your thumb and finger then the rest is taken care of..and i like my tongue spreading the head open...
i put my legs around so he can only go IN as far as i let him.

[tendr]

massage away...while I wrap my arms around you and make you feel all warm inside....oooh your fingers feel nice....

pinch my nipples.

[MB54]

pinch my nipples.

pinches

[OICurready4me]

pinch my nipples.

I'm pinching your nipples, rubbing your breasts and giving you soft kisses on your neck... blowing softly on your earlobes and kissing them gingerly

[hippydog]

ok a play on words. if i pet the little fellow would he follow me home?

HE would drag his naked self over broken glass for six miles just to sniff the exhaust from the laundry truck carrying your underwear...

:lf

[twoblues]

HE would drag his naked self over broken glass for six miles just to sniff the exhaust from the laundry truck carrying your underwear...

:lf

Ha, awesome, though a little lacking in imagination :p

Mine would drag itself across 12 miles of broken glass just to engorge itself on the exhaust of the poorly tuned laundry truck carry the underwear.

(See what I did there, almost plagiarism, but more of a ...uh...no just straight plagiarism) ;)

[dave42]

Hubby with size 12 shoe.....4 in penis, enough said.Size 8 shoe 10 inch penis, Interested? Ok I lied would you settle for 6?

[Crawfish]

Hubby with size 12 shoe.....4 in penis, enough said.

To put it bluntly.

[hunt4dirtygirl]

Well, in the summer that I turned 15 to 16 years old, I went from a shoe size 9, to a 16 and have worn that same size every since.( now 15 years) I do not have a 16 inch penis, but at age 15, I remember VERY WELL, that something was drastically changing down there. I have loved being grown up ever since, and I'm only 6'1", and I'm not in porn. haha.

[spare_change]

Well, if you subtracted my hat size from my shoe size, you'd be in the ballpark !!!

[hunt4dirtygirl]

Damn, that leaves alot for the imagination. Big head, little feet...........

[Big O]

all I can say is it's all about girth,,,,,,, thank God....

[hunt4dirtygirl]

woo hoo. wow there is someone else out there like me. Thought I was a loner. haha.

[Big O]

they don't call me stubby for nothing!

[hunt4dirtygirl]

Damn the luck huh

[holysmoke]

according to that I have a 9.6 inch penis......what a load of bullshit...bordering on false advertising...I could get sued :D



in my world of reality....I've also seen heard women swear black guys have bigger cocks....black guys I've met just say those women watch too many porn movies:D

growing up playing sports in high school and college, I saw black guys with dicks the size of a baby

[Penny]

Why is it mens showers are open to each other and womens have stalls, You would think a man designed them. Was he gay ?

[OICurready4me]

Why is it mens showers are open to each other and womens have stalls, You would think a man designed them. Was he gay ?


Well, if it's any consolation, Penny, feel free to join me in the mens shower, where there is plenty of room to explore. The hell with the womens shower. And if some of your lady friends feel the same way as you, bring them along, after all, there is plenty of room!

[dave42]

Why is it mens showers are open to each other and womens have stalls, You would think a man designed them. Was he gay ?That's a good question. Women get bathrooms with couches, chairs, shower stalls, and probably other stuff I haven't heard of. No wonder they love to hang out in there with all their friends so much.:D

[hunt4dirtygirl]

I never figured that out either. The stalls in the women's showers always geting in the way of the hidden camera's I've had in there. But then again, they were great when they blocked some of the scary one's. :D

[joe43]

open or closed is okay either way for me

[hunt4dirtygirl]

I just remember the shower scene from the movie "Porky's" . WOW, more of those showers need to be found.

[dave42]

I never figured that out either. The stalls in the women's showers always geting in the way of the hidden camera's I've had in there. But then again, they were great when they blocked some of the scary one's. :DI really hope that you are kidding on this one. Makes for a funny movie scene like Porkys, But I wouldn't even think of doing it for real.

[whome?]

I just remember the shower scene from the movie "Porky's" . WOW, more of those showers need to be found.


:lmao guy went in with a 4" penis,,,,came out with a 10" by the time she got done with it.......I guess my problem is I jerk it instead of pulling on it........:cry:

_______________________
On the other side of the fence, theres some guy eyeing your grass.....

[milf_hunter916]

I thnk I was cheated I wear size 12 1/2 shoe I would be a porno star if my shlliizong were that large...lol

[Alonelyboy4u]

Size 10 1/2 but there wide. LOL

[JCcanU]

theres a old saying if the shoe fits wear it if the glove fites use it Im not going to disagree with the chart it was right for me 10-1/2 DD

[SirFox]

theres a old saying if the shoe fits wear it if the glove fites use it Im not going to disagree with the chart it was right for me 10-1/2 DD

I prefer European sizes because stamped on the sole of my shoe is marked 44/45. I do not know whether that is in the flacid state or the elongated one....

[Shadows]

Tony is a wide fitting size 9 and yes folks it is as big
Sharon

[tiger50]

wel uhh WTF appens if ya not wearin shoes, dus the penis disappear... ang on..
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aww fark it dus....

[Zifnab]

what about those guys with the size 18 EEE???? do they have to date horses???

[ldon]

I don't wear shoes.

[Shadows]

wel uhh WTF appens if ya not wearin shoes, dus the penis disappear... ang on..
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aww fark it dus....

ha ha ha ha you tell us Mr Tiger, does it disapear?

[tiger50]

what about those guys with the size 18 EEE???? do they have to date horses???

nah, aussie sheilas..... :lmao :lmao their used to it....

[Zifnab]

nah, aussie sheilas..... :lmao :lmao their used to it....is that why when they cross their legs the wind dies down?

[Shadows]

what about those guys with the size 18 EEE???? do they have to date horses???

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha PRAY!:D

[AL(m)]

What if the guy wears Lifts.... as in to stand taller... does that mean he is longer????? just wondering...lol

[Shadows]

What if the guy wears Lifts.... as in to stand taller... does that mean he is longer????? just wondering...lol

Lifts! can you explain please!
Sharon & Tony

[c50t]

Well, I have a high arch, does that count for anything?

[ldon]

Lucky you, mine are fallen. But actually the myth only applies to basketball players. The rest of us are pretty much the same. I'm guessing 6-8 inches.

[66angelholly]

Well, I have a high arch, does that count for anything?

We may just have to check that out -- let me be the judge of it!!!:kk

[sawflyman]

that reminds me..............got to go out and get bigger shoes...........................

[millenite]

And my IQ is there.

[c50t]

We may just have to check that out -- let me be the judge of it!!!:kk

I might need a special fitting to make sure it feels juuuuust right.:D

[OICurready4me]

actually my shoes are a state of mind rather than penis size. I have ADIDAS cross training shoes.

All
Day
I
Dream
About
Sex

[ldon]

That being the case, I wear cowboy boots.

[Sandyboots]

personally, I don't wear shoes when I'm having sex so I never really noticed.

[ldon]

I think he meant a person is what they wear on their feet, not necessarily how big the dong is compared to the size of feet.

Hiking boots=outdoorsy
running shoes=athletic
high heels=slutty
flip flops=casual
cowboy boots=rugged
ballet shoes=femenine
bowling shoes=beer drinker
combat boots-lesbian
wing tips=lawyer
birkenstocks=hippy

GEt the idea?

[pointofnoreturn]

I don't think that is what he means, but did you know the womensbreast corrilates to the size of her hand?????I have huge hands....

[JCcanU]

I think he meant a person is what they wear on their feet, not necessarily how big the dong is compared to the size of feet.

Hiking boots=outdoorsy
running shoes=athletic
high heels=slutty
flip flops=casual
cowboy boots=rugged
ballet shoes=femenine
bowling shoes=beer drinker
combat boots-lesbian
wing tips=lawyer
birkenstocks=hippy

GEt the idea?
What about Bikers or logers or a rubber high top for under ground??

[Alonelyboy4u]

didn't relize there was a chart. Now that I look it seems pretty accurate hereisze 10 1/2 wide. But there is no where to tell how thick it is supposed to be.

[oldandnaked]

Think I'm gonna buy some over sized shoes and stuff the toes with tissue paper. Hey, turnabout is fair play, many women do the same with their bras.

[SirFox]

It's funny. I have a 10 1/2 shoe size..and yet I don't have a 10 1/2 inch pecker unless you count in centimeters, even bigger in millimeters.

I thought that a pecker could be measured and observed by the size of the MIDDLE FINGER of a man's hand....

Let me see my middle finger is....bigger than the rest of my fingers. :lmao

[Phlirt]

Think I'm gonna buy some over sized shoes and stuff the toes with tissue paper. Hey, turnabout is fair play, many women do the same with their bras.

touche lol

[onceamarine]

I have to say I find this new study very unsettling. Unless women are ok with men with size 9 shoes. However, since we are online and no one can tell for sure, I have to say its a good thing I wear size 14 shoes.

[tallasian74]

All I can say is, "I wish"..... 10.5 feet and..... NOT 8.5 penis.... :-( . Although I wonder if they have put into consideration the size of the feet in comparison to the rest of the body. I suppose if the sample population were all like 5' 7" and 150 lbs. then I guess the size 12 feet among them may generally have like 11 inch schlongs... At 6'1", my 10.5's are below average and well..... hmmmm.... OK, I'm going to stop now

[alex187]

cool research findings

[duanehofner]

If that's the case then I don't know the first thing about using a ruler! lol

[SirFox]

If that's the case then I don't know the first thing about using a ruler! lol

I would rather think that you never wore a shoe in your life!:lmao

[masterx1412]

What about bigger than size 14? :)

[spare_change]

I don't think that is what he means, but did you know the womensbreast corrilates to the size of her hand?????I have huge hands....


Frankly, point -- I was so busy staring at your tits, I didn't even know you HAD hands!

[SirFox]

What about bigger than size 14? :)

14 what? millimeters? That is small.
14 inches? I will believe it when I see it...:lmao

[cookies & Cream]

Wow - now I am going to look at men's feet in a whole new light... and with a whole new imagination... hmmm - well - sometimes bigger is not better - too big is not good - too small is not good - ahhhhh - JUST RIGHT!!!

[SirFox]

Wow - now I am going to look at men's feet in a whole new light... and with a whole new imagination... hmmm - well - sometimes bigger is not better - too big is not good - too small is not good - ahhhhh - JUST RIGHT!!!

Just make sure that you are deceptively clever about it. Some men may start to wonder if you don't have a foot fetish! :lmao

[p.a]

8 inch shoe with lots of push! LOL :sex

[p.a]

I don't think that is what he means, but did you know the womensbreast corrilates to the size of her hand?????I have huge hands....

WOW!!!!!!:dd

[cookies & Cream]

Just make sure that you are deceptively clever about it. Some men may start to wonder if you don't have a foot fetish! :lmao
hmmm - maybe I do... :D

[El Pasion]

Dang ... i'm ONLY an 8 ...


... which is THISssss big -->:hug:

[masterx1412]

14 what? millimeters? That is small.
14 inches? I will believe it when I see it...:lmao

I forgot the decimal...i meant 1.4, hey some people are just not lucky! :lmao

[cookies & Cream]

Dang ... i'm ONLY an 8 ...


... which is THISssss big -->:hug:
Now El Pasion - that sounds like it is just fine to me!!! :D

[wall-flower]

I heard rumor long ago. I still have yet to look down at a guys foot to judge his penis.

Besides my luck, I would find a guy with a very large foot and then a very tiny penis.

[cookies & Cream]

I heard rumor long ago. I still have yet to look down at a guys foot to judge his penis.

Besides my luck, I would find a guy with a very large foot and then a very tiny penis.
Would that even be possible - big feet - big hands - big penis... all goes together - right???

[wall-flower]

I had a friend in high school. He was tall, wore a size 13 shoe. His hands were fairly big. He could palm a basketball. He informed me of his penis size 1 night. It was an average size, nothing large like his feet would suggest.

[cookies & Cream]

I had a friend in high school. He was tall, wore a size 13 shoe. His hands were fairly big. He could palm a basketball. He informed me of his penis size 1 night. It was an average size, nothing large like his feet would suggest.
Really - how disappointing... :(

[PunkyBob]

I had a friend in high school. He was tall, wore a size 13 shoe. His hands were fairly big. He could palm a basketball. He informed me of his penis size 1 night. It was an average size, nothing large like his feet would suggest.

True more often than not, I'm afraid. I gave up buying too-big sneakers and stuffing them a long time ago...

[cookies & Cream]

True more often than not, I'm afraid. I gave up buying too-big sneakers and stuffing them a long time ago...
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[wall-flower]

well cookie I found out before testing this theory.

punkybob that's too funny

[Guymisseswife]

i have BIG feet, anyone want a pic send me a pm i will show you

[Phlirt]

i have BIG feet, anyone want a pic send me a pm i will show you

He does have big.... feet, yeah...;)

[Guymisseswife]

He does have big.... feet, yeah...;)

:D :sex

[wall-flower]

We believe you on the big feet. But what was this photo you were willing to share?

[Guymisseswife]

heh...well pm me and see

[wall-flower]

If it is too large I don't think my pc could handle it ;)

[Guymisseswife]

lol

[yaser]

We believe you on the big feet. But what was this photo you were willing to share?
Wallflower which one do you want now?

[cherokeered]

i have a friend who's husband has a long cock...yeh, I have seen it....but all she says is it hurts when they have sex....


Now not for nothing...but a long cock is just that...it's long...I am not a tunnel....and long cocks don't swell very much when aroused....they are just sorta there.....

so really...I like a normal cock that swells when aroused and keeps out of the way when not....lol

[cookies & Cream]

I agree with you Cher, I once had a friend who had a boyfriend with a VERY large one - and she broke up with him because it hurt whenever they had sex... so too big is not good either... not too small- not too big - need just right...

[SirFox]

Funny this business of penile size marked on men's shoes.

I always heard that women could tell the size of a man's penis, his length and his width by looking at the middle finger of his hand. Several ladies have told me that it works. Now does it? I really hate to have to personally find out..

If we look at the other side of things...does anyone know how one figures the size of a clitoris or the size of a vagina? Wonder if you measure the ear....:lmao

And how do you know how full a woman is, I mean breast size? Cup CC and a 43 is marked on her forehead?:whee:

[cookies & Cream]

And how do you know how full a woman is, I mean breast size? Cup CC and a 43 is marked on her forehead?:whee:

Well, Sir, a woman's breasts are not covered up by loose pants.... it is usually quite clear by looking at her about how big or small she is...

unless of course, she is wearing a tent... :D

[kawagrn]

Well, Sir, a woman's breasts are not covered up by loose pants.... it is usually quite clear by looking at her about how big or small she is...

unless of course, she is wearing a tent... :D

tease me a little and I'll have a tent :D

[SirFox]

Well, Sir, a woman's breasts are not covered up by loose pants.... it is usually quite clear by looking at her about how big or small she is...

unless of course, she is wearing a tent... :D

You mean baggy pants that cover her completely?

[yaser]

I agree with you Cher, I once had a friend who had a boyfriend with a VERY large one - and she broke up with him because it hurt whenever they had sex... so too big is not good either... not too small- not too big - need just right...
Cookies, the being more normal the more desired and acceptable..But what baout using it effectively to make you crazzy.?

[musicman1181]

Well, Sir, a woman's breasts are not covered up by loose pants.... it is usually quite clear by looking at her about how big or small she is...

unless of course, she is wearing a tent... :D
but some women i've come across have been pretty misleading. They look average but when you see them in certain clothing, their bust size is definitely more pronounced :dd

[wall-flower]

but some women i've come across have been pretty misleading. They look average but when you see them in certain clothing, their bust size is definitely more pronounced :dd


Ahh the power of Wonder Bra.

[musicman1181]

Ahhhh....now i get it. I have to also admit that it is a pleasant surprise when your girl springs em out and you find that they are bigger than you thought

[cookies & Cream]

OK - I admit it - women CAN do things to look bigger or smaller as they choose - used to be tissue paper - now we have all sorts of bras that can make one look much bigger than one is.

There are also ways for one to look flatter than one is - wearing a sports bra... that will definitely do it!

BUT - for most of us - we wear Regular bras that keep 'em covered and in-place and if a woman is very large or very small, or even average - I think that MOST men (and certainly most women!) can tell JUST HOW BIG they really are....

So - in the women's case - feet size do not apply!!

[kawagrn]

OK - I admit it - women CAN do things to look bigger or smaller as they choose - used to be tissue paper - now we have all sorts of bras that can make one look much bigger than one is.

There are also ways for one to look flatter than one is - wearing a sports bra... that will definitely do it!

BUT - for most of us - we wear Regular bras that keep 'em covered and in-place and if a woman is very large or very small, or even average - I think that MOST men (and certainly most women!) can tell JUST HOW BIG they really are....

So - in the women's case - feet size do not apply!!

well all I gotta say is if a woman wants to know how big I am just ask and I'll show. :D

[One Song Hero]

Maybe this shoe sizing deal works for estimating human males, but I don't think it works for animals... I mean, horses' hooves aren't that long, and yet horses are hung like me, so... LOL :D

[matt1426]

see and I thought this thread was all about some new type of shoes that I need to buy ( I guess I could always write it in a marker)

[cookies & Cream]

Maybe this shoe sizing deal works for estimating human males, but I don't think it works for animals... I mean, horses' hooves aren't that long, and yet they are built like me... LOL :D
All I can say to that is WOW!

[cookies & Cream]

well all I gotta say is if a woman wants to know how big I am just ask and I'll show. :D
Ah - Kawa... how big are you??? There I am asking...

[matt1426]

Maybe this shoe sizing deal works for estimating human males, but I don't think it works for animals... I mean, horses' hooves aren't that long, and yet they are built like me... LOL :D

just use it for a belt durring the day right

[kawagrn]

Ah - Kawa... how big are you??? There I am asking...

be careful what you ask for, you might get a surprise in your email. :D

I'll show you mine, if you show me your's. ;)

[SirFox]

OK - I admit it - women CAN do things to look bigger or smaller as they choose - used to be tissue paper - now we have all sorts of bras that can make one look much bigger than one is.

There are also ways for one to look flatter than one is - wearing a sports bra... that will definitely do it!

BUT - for most of us - we wear Regular bras that keep 'em covered and in-place and if a woman is very large or very small, or even average - I think that MOST men (and certainly most women!) can tell JUST HOW BIG they really are....

So - in the women's case - feet size do not apply!!

So far so good for breast and bra sizes.
Now what about the rear end? I love one that I can squeeze but definitely not TOO BIG...simply can't place the fingers....up there....(of the hand I mean)...

[cookies & Cream]

hmmmm..... thinking......... :sc

[kawagrn]

hmmmm..... thinking......... :sc

thinking huh. Would you like me to send you an email with a pic? :55

you'll have to email me first, not with a pic, just so I can emai you back.

[cookies & Cream]

thinking huh. Would you like me to send you an email with a pic? :55

you'll have to email me first, not with a pic, just so I can emai you back.
well - when I hit 500 posts we can talk about it through the PM... until then... I must use my imagination...

[kawagrn]

well - when I hit 500 posts we can talk about it through the PM... until then... I must use my imagination...

OK deal, but hurry up I'm a little anxious :D

[cookies & Cream]

OK deal, but hurry up I'm a little anxious :D
Trying... :whee:

[One Song Hero]

All I can say to that is WOW!
Thanks, cookies! My imagination is really something, isn't it... :D

[One Song Hero]

just use it for a belt durring the day right
yeah, I heard about that steam roller accident... that had to hurt, dude...

[duanehofner]

Women always recommended their friends to pay attention to men's foot size. The larger the foot size, the longer the reproductive organ of a man. An international group of researchers has recently discovered that the ancient supposition was actually true.

http://www.funreports.com/fun/03-08-2005/1247-penis-0

Shoe Size - Penis Size Conversion Chart


http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.html


Do you believe this?

I don't see it. Shit, that's what she said too. lol

[unctarheel_32]

well if that shit is true then im very well off......lol

[OICurready4me]

I agree, after all, I do wear wide width shoes...

[Pink4You]

I have never found a relationship with the size of the shoe and their manhood. But Must admit, I wasn't looking at their feet :dd

[longtall4u]

I have a size 13 shoe, anyone want to find out about the rest??????

[redcat]

good to know. guess i can start watching where i'm going now instead of walking around looking at shoes. lol

[Domus]

LOL... I have to buy shoes in a larger size. :)

[learman3]

Damn, I wish this was true.


I can vouch for this being a complete and utter lie.

Yes, finally a man that admits he's not more than you woman could handle.

[boomer3]

If this wasn't all a myth I'd be a porn star!!!

[PlayfulMale69]

I have never found a relationship with the size of the shoe and their manhood. But Must admit, I wasn't looking at their feet :dd
LOL, now I wonder where she might have been looking? OOps, sorry your eyes are way up there??? :D

[cookies & Cream]

If this wasn't all a myth I'd be a porn star!!!
Well - can WE females on M&F be the JUDGE of that???? :D

[cmt21lem]

okay, who is launching the study,

[livingaimlessly]

I've got a size 13 foot. Now, I'm pretty happy with the size of Mr. Peepers, but I'm not going to delude myself into thinking it's 10-1/2" either.

[WandaRing]

whoa! cool! I'm going to stop looking at their crotches as they walk by and start looking down at their feet....my shyness finally has a good use....:lmao

[Lacey]

whoa! cool! I'm going to stop looking at their crotches as they walk by and start looking down at their feet....my shyness finally has a good use....:lmao





LOL .........I was thinking the same!

[yaser]

Well - can WE females on M&F be the JUDGE of that???? :D
Cookies you can only be a judge...No one else..

[yaser]

My feet is inversely correlated with my penis size..Feet are large but penis size is mini.Is is normal?

[cmt21lem]

okay, time to confess, im just a little dove, that all the women love

[cookies & Cream]

Cookies you can only be a judge...No one else..
OK - I will gladly take that job!

[toowildtotame]

then my shoes are telling bigggggggggg fiBS ;)

[scott2006]

Women always recommended their friends to pay attention to men's foot size. The larger the foot size, the longer the reproductive organ of a man. An international group of researchers has recently discovered that the ancient supposition was actually true.

http://www.funreports.com/fun/03-08-2005/1247-penis-0

Shoe Size - Penis Size Conversion Chart


http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.html


Do you believe this?


it's not too far away, size 11

[scott2006]

whoa! cool! I'm going to stop looking at their crotches as they walk by and start looking down at their feet....my shyness finally has a good use....:lmao

Anne, I'm a size 11, & it's wrong, slightly ;-)

[SirFox]

whoa! cool! I'm going to stop looking at their crotches as they walk by and start looking down at their feet....my shyness finally has a good use....:lmao

And ANNIE.. I am a size 44.....slightly larger than our Friend here below. Hey Nature has endowed certain of us with expanded virtual sizes...

especially if you consider that a 44 is smaller than a 11 in European shoe sizes...

It's all in the appearence, the feel, ANNIE...a

nd how one uses his shoes...:lmao

[Bama River Man]

No wonder I can't get a date!!!!!!!!!!!

[SOUTHGAHEAT]

I wear a 13EE and while I wish what they say was true im just a lil above average.

[whtwmnlvr]

actually mine is pretty close.

[duanehofner]

I am NOT wearing a shoe on my penis! Sick! Sick world we're living in!

:rofl1:

[Nick182]

you know what they say about men with feet... they wear big socks!

[SirFox]

The number of socks that I have in my drawers.....WOW...

[shyscot69]

Big hands. size 11 feet, 6 foot tall, and a mighty 6.7533343444343 inches.

[SirFox]

Big hands. size 11 feet, 6 foot tall, and a mighty 6.7533343444343 inches.


So you should have no problem either showing the size of your fingers? It seems that the size of fingers of men's hands are directly proportional to the size of our sexes whether these are in centimeters or inches.

I prefer centimeters myself as there are more centimeters, less inches.
Just do the conversion: you'll be talking about having a MIGHTY 17.1 cm! Hope I haven't chopped off any millimeters there.

:yks

[shyscot69]

So you should have no problem either showing the size of your fingers? It seems that the size of fingers of men's hands are directly proportional to the size of our sexes whether these are in centimeters or inches.

I prefer centimeters myself as there are more centimeters, less inches.
Just do the conversion: you'll be talking about having a MIGHTY 17.1 cm! Hope I haven't chopped off any millimeters there.

:yks


I heard something about the ring finger and the index finger, if the ring finger is smaller than the index finger then a man is more 'feminine', and vice versa.

here we go.....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/695142.stm

[Atrebla Rose]

Well we all know how I feel about feet,,,,yuuuuuumy,,,,,but I have found its the hands that tell the size of a man,,,,,ladies look at the fingers and hand size,,,,you will get a better idea than the feet,.,,,,,BUT once again,,,feet,,,got to love them!

[Heart]

why take the time to wonder??? drop the pants and lets take a look... :D

[shyscot69]

why take the time to wonder??? drop the pants and lets take a look... :D


zzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiiiiippppppppppppppp.

there you go.

Impressed?

hold on, just tucking it back into my sock.........

[crlscone]

i have a 14 size shoe what does that do on the chart?