Did you know?

[OICurready4me]

Ever watched one of those TV shows about how things are made or read an article about the history of something? Here is a place to tell about the bastion of useless information we all have and like to share.

[OICurready4me]

Just saw a show about how things are made and it talked about Twinkies. Did you know that we eat 500 million Twinkies a year? That they were made originally during the depression and started as 2 for 5 cents? And they originally had banana cream filling instead of the vanilla flavored filling it is now. There was a shortage of bananas during World War II so they had to change the filling.




As Hawkeye Pierce would often say on M*A*S*H*...."just a few tidbits from Crabapple Cove"

[MagicalMerlin]

Yepper, I actually seen that on the food network, or it was the travel channel. Interesting though. However being a fitnes nut, I don't eat them.



Just saw a show about how things are made and it talked about Twinkies. Did you know that we eat 500 million Twinkies a year? That they were made originally during the depression and started as 2 for 5 cents? And they originally had banana cream filling instead of the vanilla flavored filling it is now. There was a shortage of bananas during World War II so they had to change the filling.




As Hawkeye Pierce would often say on M*A*S*H*...."just a few tidbits from Crabapple Cove"

[Cotties]

Did you know most Arab countries have more immigrant population as a percentage of total population than The United States

[Pebbles]

A friend sent me this:

1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well:'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille

[OICurready4me]

A friend sent me this:

1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well:'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille


Before I read #10, I was thinking about that one!

[OICurready4me]

Charlie Brown's father was a barber.


Under the law of Mississippi, there’s no such thing as a female Peeping Tom. (No wonder Avi has Mississippi on her places to live!)


Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath at least once a year (Good thing you got yours in yesterday Suz!)


It is against the law to whale hunt in Oklahoma. (and I was just about to buy some ocean front property there!)


Chewing gum is outlawed in Singapore because it is a means of "tainting an environment free of dirt.


Connecticut and Rhode Island never ratified the 18th Amendment: Prohibition (I'll drink to that!)



In Saudi Arabia, a woman reportedly may divorce her husband if he does not keep her supplied with coffee. (and I complain about not having sex!)

[Shiane]

It is against the law to whale hunt in Oklahoma. (and I was just about to buy some ocean front property there!)


Lafffffffffffffffffffffs well hell I've seen some big ole catfish that I thought were whales! :D

[Shiane]

A couple of months ago my kids informed me that gum had plastic in it. I said no way! Well they saw it on "How it's made" and apparently gum does have plastic in it! Sheeesh I could save a lot of money by chewing on those empty coke bottles!:whee:

[MagicalMerlin]

On a different note, what a cute butt. Looks good for spanking. :lf



A couple of months ago my kids informed me that gum had plastic in it. I said no way! Well they saw it on "How it's made" and apparently gum does have plastic in it! Sheeesh I could save a lot of money by chewing on those empty coke bottles!:whee:

[SaltyLime]

history is always happening

[pointofnoreturn]

Did you know the average number of sheets of toilet paper used by a person a day is 57????

[MagicalMerlin]

Did you know the average number of sheets of toilet paper used by a person a day is 57???? Are you sure you are not just referring to women Point? I mean my woman would be lucky if she hit relatively close to 57 sheet. She on the other hand is more like 257 sheet! I swear when I happen to go in the bathroom while she is peeing....she makes at least five wraps around here whole hand before pat, pat, pat, and into the pisser it goes! Gee I think I might use 57 sheets in about 3 or 4 days.:D

[p.J]

Are you sure you are not just referring to women Point? I mean my woman would be lucky if she hit relatively close to 57 sheet. She on the other hand is more like 257 sheet! I swear when I happen to go in the bathroom while she is peeing....she makes at least five wraps around here whole hand before pat, pat, pat, and into the pisser it goes! Gee I think I might use 57 sheets in about 3 or 4 days.:D

:lmao :lmao We do wrap thats for sure ... o too funny and so true!

[OICurready4me]

Men fart an average of 17 times a day, and women fart an average of 9 times a day.



If you fart constantly for 6 years, 9 months and 23 days you would produce enough gas to explode an atomic bomb.

[rainbowhigh]

Are you sure you are not just referring to women Point? I mean my woman would be lucky if she hit relatively close to 57 sheet. She on the other hand is more like 257 sheet! I swear when I happen to go in the bathroom while she is peeing....she makes at least five wraps around here whole hand before pat, pat, pat, and into the pisser it goes! Gee I think I might use 57 sheets in about 3 or 4 days.:D

So true, MagicalMerlin, at least in my case. But I cannot stand the thought of there being a possibility of getting my hand wet. LOL Yes, I know they're washable - and I do wash --- I PROMISE!!! But still... It's not like the stuff is super expensive... As long as all of me is dry, that's all that matters. LOL

[MCat]

Men fart an average of 17 times a day, and women fart an average of 9 times a day.



If you fart constantly for 6 years, 9 months and 23 days you would produce enough gas to explode an atomic bomb.

Oh yes....I been wondering about this :D

[OICurready4me]

Semen is one of the most fattening substances known to man



The longest ever penis recorded by scientists is 13.5 inches


Volleyball is the most popular sport at nudist camps

[cherokeered]

Semen is one of the most fattening substances known to man



The longest ever penis recorded by scientists is 13.5 inches


Volleyball is the most popular sport at nudist camps

I dont think the first one needed to be mentioned...lol

[pointofnoreturn]

Men fart an average of 17 times a day, and women fart an average of 9 times a day.



If you fart constantly for 6 years, 9 months and 23 days you would produce enough gas to explode an atomic bomb.Ok, this one was very helpful..Hubby kept saying it was the cats....Now I can count..:D

[Laurie Ann]

Not to change the subject or anything, but ...

Did you know that an ostrich's eye is larger than its brain.

[Milk]

Sex Facts:

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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[Annie]

On July 2, 1777, Vermont abolished slavery.

Vermont was was an independent sovereign country that year and did not join the United States of America until 1791.

Vermont was the first country in the modern era to abolish slavery.

[pointofnoreturn]

Did you know a roach can hold his breath for four hours....

[WandaRing]

Semen contains small amounts of more than thirty elements, including fructose, ascorbic acid, cholesterol, creatine, citric acid, lactic acid, nitrogen, vitamin B12, and various salts and enzymes.:di


I wonder if semen could replace the daily multi-vitamin???:lmao :lmao

[WandaRing]

Did you know? "Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.:di

[WandaRing]

Did you know?.."Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.

Yuck! not one of mine...so dont bug me....:lmao

[WandaRing]

Did you know?...Studies show that women who went to college are more likely to enjoy oral sex (giving and receiving) than high school dropouts.

[WandaRing]

Did you know?...A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.:D

[WandaRing]

Did you know?...Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.



Hmmm :sc now which one do I choose?

[WandaRing]

Did you know?...For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages.:whee:

[WandaRing]

Did you know?...Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds. Females, on the other hand think about sex every....mmmm... :di where was I?

[WandaRing]

Did you know?... Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.



I’m throwing away all my shampoo’s and skin creams…

[WandaRing]

Did you know?...Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up(if you use a condom). It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!



I’m giving up my gym membership for :sex

[WandaRing]

Did you know:

Oral :blowjob: sex is illegal in Arizona, Florida, Minnesota, Louisiana, part of Michigan, North and South Carolina, Utah and Virginia. In Idaho, it can get you life in prison.

[c50t]

Did you know? "Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.:di

This could explain my wife.:sc

[UltimateNaneki]

Did you know:

Oral :blowjob: sex is illegal in Arizona, Florida, Minnesota, Louisiana, part of Michigan, North and South Carolina, Utah and Virginia. In Idaho, it can get you life in prison.


Did you know that holding hands and kissing in public is illegal in Winnipeg, Canada??

[PunkyBob]

Did you know:

Oral :blowjob: sex is illegal in Arizona, Florida, Minnesota, Louisiana, part of Michigan, North and South Carolina, Utah and Virginia. In Idaho, it can get you life in prison.

But you'll never catch me!!

[mrdiscreet]

Did you know:

Oral :blowjob: sex is illegal in Arizona, Florida, Minnesota, Louisiana, part of Michigan, North and South Carolina, Utah and Virginia. In Idaho, it can get you life in prison.

Which part of Michigan, the upper penisula?

[peaches]

Well Hell they would give me life then..lololololol....sure hope I can have a computer in there....:lmao :lmao :lmao

[WandaRing]

But you'll never catch me!!

is that a challenge or an invite? :lmao :lmao

[WandaRing]

Did you know that holding hands and kissing in public is illegal in Winnipeg, Canada??

Because it’s so cold in Winnipeg your lips freeze to each others….:cry:

[WandaRing]

Well Hell they would give me life then..lololololol....sure hope I can have a computer in there....:lmao :lmao :lmao

Life? Funny...you should ask to be sent to a male prison as punishment:blowjob: :lmao

[inmy4x]

This is an Alabama law
Certain acts prohibited on Sunday.

Any person who compels his child, apprentice or servant to perform any labor on Sunday, except the customary domestic duties of daily necessity or comfort, or works of charity or who engages in shooting, hunting, gaming, card playing or racing on that day, or who, being a merchant or shopkeeper, druggist excepted, keeps open store on Sunday, shall be fined not less than $10.00 nor more than $100.00, and may also be imprisoned in the county jail, or sentenced to hard labor for the county, for not more than three months. However, the provisions of this section shall not apply to the operation of railroads, airlines, bus lines, communications, public utilities or steamboats or other vessels navigating the waters of this state, or to any manufacturing establishment which is required to be kept in constant operation, or to the sale of gasoline or other motor fuels or motor oils. Nor shall this section prohibit the sale of newspapers, or the operation of newsstands, or automobile repair shops, florist shops, fruit stands, ice cream shops or parlors, lunch stands or restaurants, delicatessens or plants engaged in the manufacture or sale of ice; provided, that such business establishments are not operated in conjunction with some other kind or type of business which is prohibited by this section. It shall also be lawful to engage in motorcycle and automobile racing on Sunday, whether admission is charged or not; except, that this proviso shall not be construed to prevent any municipality from passing ordinances prohibiting such racing on Sunday.

[inmy4x]

In California
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

[duanehofner]

Lafffffffffffffffffffffs well hell I've seen some big ole catfish that I thought were whales! :D

I've heard tell of some giants up close in to Keystone dam

[duanehofner]

Did you know?...A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.:D

So, if I want to quit having to shave, I stop thinking about sex?
lol

[WandaRing]

So, if I want to quit having to shave, I stop thinking about sex?
lol

:lmao :lmao :lmaoyes but then we will all know where your head is at....:sc i guess that goes for all beared men...hmmmm????

[toowildtotame]

Did you know? "Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.:di
I have that phobia-- I hate having it erect and nobody around to attend to it--So anybody want to help me with my Phobia*ewg* huh?? well lets not everybody rush at the door now--

[toowildtotame]

Hmmm going to be a long wait -- no help in here-- I will have to order in coffee

[toowildtotame]

Did you know:

Oral :blowjob: sex is illegal in Arizona, Florida, Minnesota, Louisiana, part of Michigan, North and South Carolina, Utah and Virginia. In Idaho, it can get you life in prison.

Wow! I am in Arizona-- so shhhhhhhh! lets not tell them what I love doing in Arizona-- OK!! Annie your next-- cmere *ewg* :blowjob:

[OICurready4me]

The word "fuck" is actually an acronym. England was severely under populated due to the usual combination of fire/war/plague, and the King issued an official order to... well, fuck. Hence the phrase "Fornicate Under Command of the King" passed into everyday language.

[OICurready4me]

Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

[ksue7274]

Ever watched one of those TV shows about how things are made or read an article about the history of something? Here is a place to tell about the bastion of useless information we all have and like to share.

What was the question? I can't stop looking at your avatar? :D

[ldon]

No shit, look at what it does to a woman's tummy. That's what you meant , right?

Semen is one of the most fattening substances known to man



The longest ever penis recorded by scientists is 13.5 inches


Volleyball is the most popular sport at nudist camps