View Full Version : If you could would you do yourself?
Zpanther
02-21-2007, 12:54 AM
I know its kind of a wierd question but if you could give yourself oral sex would you? I have seen guys on the internet that could suck their own dick:gs I think if I could reach it I would lick my own clit. What the hell it would probably feel better than just rubbing it with my fingers :gs
Well the results of the poll make it pretty clear almost everyone would like to. :D
Cotties
02-21-2007, 07:54 AM
not in the ass
OICurready4me
02-21-2007, 09:10 AM
With my recent back surgery, I cant bend like I use to but even before that, I couldn't suck myself off. Doesn't matter anyway, I can just put peanut butter on my dick and let the dog lick it off...
With my recent back surgery, I cant bend like I use to but even before that, I couldn't suck myself off. Doesn't matter anyway, I can just put peanut butter on my dick and let the dog lick it off...
There you go again with the dog stuff... man's best friend taken a bit far eh? OIC!!! :whee:
yaser
02-21-2007, 03:15 PM
Nope
peaches
02-22-2007, 10:49 AM
No, I would rather lay back and enjoy.....more statisfaction that way.........
creativecouple
02-22-2007, 11:36 AM
nope don't think so
creativecouple
02-22-2007, 11:37 AM
I know my wife does:55
massage mike
02-22-2007, 12:02 PM
if i could i'd be in the movies lol
OccassionalFun
03-26-2007, 11:05 PM
NO way I would and ABSOLUTELY NOT interested in tasting my own stuff.
But I think it would be extremely hot for a woman to admit doing it if she could and would be insanely exciting if she would let you watch her do it.
OF
cherokeered
03-26-2007, 11:09 PM
NO way I would and ABSOLUTELY NOT interested in tasting my own stuff.
But I think it would be extremely hot for a woman to admit doing it if she could and would be insanely exciting if she would let you watch her do it.
OF
I taste good hun...do it all the time....;)
OccassionalFun
03-26-2007, 11:26 PM
I taste good hun...do it all the time....;)
wowwwwie!! Cher that is so OMG HOT HOT HOT!
I want pictures!!! Love red heads BTW.
OF
cherokeered
03-26-2007, 11:29 PM
wowwwwie!! Cher that is so OMG HOT HOT HOT!
I want pictures!!! Love red heads BTW.
OF
LOL...:wa: :lf
OccassionalFun
03-26-2007, 11:33 PM
LOL...:wa: :lf
you my dear are capable of inflicting serious brain damage on a guy. They need to put a warning label on you - wowwwwww.
OF
cherokeered
03-26-2007, 11:34 PM
you my dear are capable of inflicting serious brain damage on a guy. They need to put a warning label on you - wowwwwww.
OF
I have one hun...actually a few...lol
romanceman71
03-26-2007, 11:36 PM
not sure i would want to, but then again if I pleased myself like the women I been with said I pleased orally I would not need a woman
tiger50
03-26-2007, 11:37 PM
you my dear are capable of inflicting serious brain damage on a guy. They need to put a warning label on you - wowwwwww.
OF
lol...i ignored em..and look what happened to me....:D
PlayfulMale69
03-27-2007, 12:26 AM
lol...i ignored em..and look what happened to me....:D
LOL, but what a way to go mate! :D
lovessexx
04-09-2007, 12:51 PM
probably...but im weird like that lol
lookin4more
04-09-2007, 02:06 PM
If I could I wouldn't be here....
.....I'd be busy now.
Penny
04-09-2007, 08:47 PM
Stretching my tongue now :lf
jra12301
04-10-2007, 10:47 AM
i don't think i could . but if i did i would feel guilty about it and leave myself hanging
OICurready4me
04-10-2007, 11:05 AM
There you go again with the dog stuff... man's best friend taken a bit far eh? OIC!!! :whee:
How else do you think he became man's best friend?
pointofnoreturn
05-01-2007, 05:20 PM
I do myself all of the time. What are you talking about?
howie69
05-01-2007, 05:44 PM
constantly. without a question.
missgrace
06-21-2007, 01:36 PM
without a doubt.. that's a YES ma'am
rickingeorgia
06-21-2007, 06:10 PM
I'm honestly not sure. I probably would but I wouldn't swallow my own cum. I'm pretty open about sex but that's something that doesn't interest me too much.
sawflyman
06-21-2007, 06:15 PM
sure why not I wank myself so what's the difference
Not entirely sure i can cope with the imagery this conjures up!! Erotic or just plain weird! :whee:
Gray451
06-21-2007, 10:37 PM
No..don't want to deprive women of their jobs afterall
I don't think I would, I like to lay back and have it done to me...
My answer is still the same 2 years later....
I like to have it done to me....
majorfun
06-22-2007, 07:20 AM
As a guy if you place a penis in your mouth arent ya gay
baby face
06-22-2007, 07:32 AM
I'm not sure on that one......
rickingeorgia
06-25-2007, 12:01 AM
As a guy if you place a penis in your mouth arent ya gay
If it's someone elses dick then yes. By that logic if you jerk your dick off you're still jerking off a dick, so wouldn't that make you gay?
My_Secrets_Kept
06-25-2007, 12:34 AM
heck I do myself now with my fingers and my vibe :D But as far as oral sex go's I'd much rather receive that from someone else!
mile high
06-28-2007, 05:21 PM
It would be a more pleasurable form of masturbation. I would know exactly what to do, where to lick, where to rub, how to stroke, how to suck.
SexyCowgirl
06-28-2007, 07:19 PM
You know, this is a very popular topic of discussion for the drunk folks in our area. And we've all concluded, If we could lick ourselves, thats all we'd do!
You know, this is a very popular topic of discussion for the drunk folks in our area. And we've all concluded, If we could lick ourselves, thats all we'd do!
and i can safely say that all the men here and some of the chicks would pay to see that .....:wa:
kjguy43
06-28-2007, 08:05 PM
Yes I do 2nd, 3rd 4th that!
and i can safely say that all the men here and some of the chicks would pay to see that .....:wa:
Dsparate No More
06-28-2007, 08:29 PM
I wouldn't lick myself, but if I could grow a dick...I would
Yes I do 2nd, 3rd 4th that!
your such a perv .....thats why i love u man ....:D
AL(m)
06-29-2007, 10:20 AM
Who better to know what to do to turn you on.....:D
Cotties
06-29-2007, 11:04 AM
but could you really teach yourself new tricks:scWho better to know what to do to turn you on.....:D
PunkyBob
06-29-2007, 11:09 AM
If it's someone elses dick then yes. By that logic if you jerk your dick off you're still jerking off a dick, so wouldn't that make you gay?
But...then...wouldn't you be gay for yourself? What would that be called??
AL(m)
06-29-2007, 11:23 AM
but could you really teach yourself new tricks:sc
Maybe not but what fun to try......lol
saw Ron Jeremy do it in a video once....funny bit....and ...no...I don't think so Tim....:eek:
cherokeered
07-01-2007, 08:22 AM
when ya masturbate isn't it really doing urself????
tiger50
07-01-2007, 08:23 AM
when ya masturbate isn't it really doing urself????
yeh well sorta cept wen u do me...... :kk
sexntexx
07-01-2007, 08:32 AM
I would have to say "NO WAY" as well. If I am by myself I will just stroke it, but to go down on myself is just a little weird. I want to run my fingers through my ladies hair while she is going down and I am not sure about stroking my ow hair.lol
dave42
07-01-2007, 11:04 AM
Well, Like they say, It's cheaper to do it yourself. But a whole lot more fun to do it with someone else!
I wouldn't lick myself, but if I could grow a dick...I would
Ya me either, wouldn't lick myself.....If I had a dick I would fuck me....:D
AL(m)
07-01-2007, 12:33 PM
Ya me either, wouldn't lick myself.....If I had a dick I would fuck me....:D
Well I have one if you need one...ehehe and also can lick too.......heheheheh
Well guess I have got tied up with the threads... and have not found the afternoon delight one yet......hehehehe
MIGHTY
07-13-2007, 02:01 AM
No I wouldn't. Ilike the penis waaaaaay tooo much!:D
AffableOne
07-13-2007, 02:10 AM
No I wouldn't. Ilike the penis waaaaaay tooo much!:D
nor would I................since I don't like it at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
David01
07-13-2007, 02:14 AM
I LIKE BJ's but not from myself...I like pusssy to much too
MIGHTY
07-13-2007, 02:22 AM
I LIKE BJ's but not from myself...I like pusssy to much too
Good thing there are plenty of us who love a nice piece.....:55
no...would make my hands jealous....:D
PlayfulMale69
07-25-2007, 07:18 AM
Good thing there are plenty of us who love a nice piece.....:55
I'm glad for that! :kk
baby face
07-25-2007, 07:22 AM
Don't no if I would.....probably wouldnt lick myself but if there was away to fuck myself I probably would.......
PlayfulMale69
07-25-2007, 07:28 AM
Don't no if I would.....probably wouldnt lick myself but if there was away to fuck myself I probably would.......
That is probably good. If you could fuck yourself, what would you need a man for? :D
baby face
07-25-2007, 07:33 AM
That is probably good. If you could fuck yourself, what would you need a man for? :D
I wouldn't lick myself so I would need him for that.......the only time I would fuck myself is if I didn't have a man there........Nothing will rule out good hard sex with the love of my life.......Fast hard and deep is the only way to have it!:sex
PlayfulMale69
07-25-2007, 07:44 AM
I wouldn't lick myself so I would need him for that.......the only time I would fuck myself is if I didn't have a man there........Nothing will rule out good hard sex with the love of my life.......Fast hard and deep is the only way to have it!:sex
*whew* I was getting worried. :D
unctarheel_32
07-25-2007, 11:00 PM
i dont think so cause i love pussy to much to be fucking myself
ZoeZachary
07-25-2007, 11:01 PM
Nah, I think it's much better to spread the pleasure around, besides, it can get tiring doing yourself.
i dont think so cause i love pussy to much to be fucking myself
Damn glad to hear that my friend...besides...ya got the new bionic hand...:lmao
millenite
07-26-2007, 06:12 PM
Only if my boobs get bigger!
green_eyes_to_get_lost_in
07-26-2007, 06:30 PM
I totally would because I know how good I can be! ;)
cherokeered
07-26-2007, 06:34 PM
I totally would because I know how good I can be! ;)
welcome to the site....:wa:
green_eyes_to_get_lost_in
07-26-2007, 06:57 PM
Thank you for the welcome! I am still trying to figure out this site though. :)
JCcanU
07-26-2007, 08:01 PM
I said yes I would but dont think I would swallow, read the Snowballing thread enough said:whee:
TacoDyving
08-04-2007, 12:41 PM
Hell yeah I'd go down on myself! I wouldn't have any ribs removed to do it, but if I could reach . . .
Swallowing? Not sure. I've tasted myself by going down on my wife afterwards, but I've never tasted just me. What the hell. I'd give it a shot :satan:
oldandnaked
08-05-2007, 08:09 AM
I have a hard enough time not gagging when I brush the back of my tongue.
I may go down on myself but I dont think I could swallow.
homealone
08-11-2007, 11:29 AM
If I could I don't think I'd ever leave the house.
yaser
08-11-2007, 11:37 AM
If I could I don't think I'd ever leave the house.
Homealone,have you read the novel of Goncherov, the Russian writer...?
onceamarine
08-13-2007, 01:35 PM
I tried it, but I couldn't reach. The internet guys are freaks.
wall-flower
08-14-2007, 01:31 AM
I would try it. Hey I'll admit to wishing I was able to a couple times in the past. I think it would be great foreplay.
PlayfulMale69
08-14-2007, 02:40 AM
I would try it. Hey I'll admit to wishing I was able to a couple times in the past. I think it would be great foreplay.
Not to mention it would be an exercise in flexibility. Sure would make those stretching exercises worth while. :D
onceamarine
08-14-2007, 07:50 AM
I think if there was a yoga teacher out there that could teach people how to do it, then that would be one rich yago teacher.
baby face
08-14-2007, 07:52 AM
There are certain times I would die to do myself but let me tell you I still want a good man to give me some fun and love!
onceamarine
08-14-2007, 07:58 AM
There are certain times I would die to do myself but let me tell you I still want a good man to give me some fun and love!
I'll tell you what baby, I will do you if you will do me.
homealone
08-14-2007, 05:57 PM
Homealone,have you read the novel of Goncherov, the Russian writer...?
I haven't....going right to google.
I do have this ability to get my knees right over my head, now, if I just had someone to push me that little bit further and hey presto! Mind you, why would I want to if I had someone there :sc mmmmmm! a conundrum!
Andytyme
08-14-2007, 06:30 PM
Im sorry, my mouth was full and your legs were covering my ears. What did you say Jenny?
I do have this ability to get my knees right over my head, now, if I just had someone to push me that little bit further and hey presto! Mind you, why would I want to if I had someone there :sc mmmmmm! a conundrum!
scoobertina
08-14-2007, 07:06 PM
No, I wouldn't do myself... it would be far too fast.. I know what I like...
swanston253
08-14-2007, 07:10 PM
dont know probly but cant so you will have to for me
AL(m)
08-14-2007, 07:10 PM
No, I wouldn't do myself... it would be far too fast.. I know what I like...
Well would love to learn what you like.... just in case you need some help now and then.......
Also would love to be fexible enough to do my self on those cold quiet nights.....lol
nugnugwinkwink
09-18-2008, 11:17 AM
damn right I would,,,,,,,,, at least I'd do it right,,,,,
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