If you could would you do yourself?

[Penny]

I know its kind of a wierd question but if you could give yourself oral sex would you? I have seen guys on the internet that could suck their own dick:gs I think if I could reach it I would lick my own clit. What the hell it would probably feel better than just rubbing it with my fingers :gs

[sparc]

Dogs do.... Remember the ole saying, "Why does a dog lick himself?"... "because he can"...

Now.. .because I can't.. I won't.. and that is why I need YOU... or anyone else...:)

[CSpringsFlyer]

owww - I think I just dislocated one of my vertebre giving it a try

[spec_ops_permisqs]

Why not.. Like Penny mentioned it's better than stroking it!! :wk

[avitron69]

Sounds like a better form of masterbation. I wish I had a bigger dick!

[Penny]

The question is for you guys is would you swallow :lf

[MCat]

I don't think I would, I like to lay back and have it done to me...

[ross57412]

opps now i have to go see the medics here think i broke something trying it on myself

[Seeker]

I would give it a shot!:blowjob: Although the interaction with another will always be preferable:hp:

[Annie]

opps now i have to go see the medics here think i broke something trying it on myself

Oh Ross, honey...your country needs ya now and what are doin? I've heard of "battle wounds" before but this?

[KIRA187]

I would not want to take that pleasure away from others that might be so inclined.:D

[Norfolkdave]

The question is for you guys is would you swallow :lf

No wonder Im still going dizzy and I thought it was a touch of vertigo:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

opps now i have to go see the medics here think i broke something trying it on myself

And I thought I had troubles:lmao

[mark2gmtrans]

After much thought and serious consideration I have to say that my answer would have to be..............Hell yes, if I could suck my own dick I would probably never be able to leave home. That is why God made us the way we are , because God knows if men could suck themselves we would be lazier than even He could imagine.

[Polo38]

I've tasted my own seman when i tasted it on the her lips, so that does not freak me out, but the actually ablility perform on myself with my own lips...not sure i can go there...but the night is young and i am looking rather sexy in my jeans.. perhaps if i buy myself a dinner and several drinks, anything can happen.

[Annie]

...not sure i can go there...but the night is young and i am looking rather sexy in my jeans.. perhaps if i buy myself a dinner and several drinks, anything can happen.

My God Xenote! I'd buy you a few drinks just so I could watch ya try!

[Polo38]

Hell Annie, i would video tape it and post it here...:lmao

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

Oh, HELL NO!

Call me whatever you want to, but no way....

[Wet Beaver]

Oh, HELL NO!

Call me whatever you want to, but no way....

never say never......

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

never say never......

Never, never, never and never again! Oh! Also NEVER!;)

[Wet Beaver]

would you do it for a big bag of peanut M&M's ???











thats is mean of me :lmao

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

Ha, Ha, Ha!

No, but, maybe for...I can't say it...I have to be good!;)


Not mean...just you!:kk

[Onehttmama]

Ha, Ha, Ha!

No, but, maybe for...I can't say it...I have to be good!;)


Not mean...just you!:kk


WIGGLES! You just cant resist our charm here on this site! You woulda kept outta trouble had you just NOT said never! If I'd a been there first I woulda replyed the same as WET--- Never Say Never!!!!:lmao

cuda184I would not want to take that pleasure away from others that might be so inclined.


Now Cuda worded it quite well!

If I were a guy I think I would have to agree!

[Penny]

63% say they would do it. Can you imagine catching someone doing it to them self :D

[Wet Beaver]

Ha, Ha, Ha!

No, but, maybe for...I can't say it...I have to be good!;)


Not mean...just you!:kk

I 'd knew you would do it for something :lmao

[Heaterman]

I remember trying when I was younger :lmao

[MCat]

Hell Annie, i would video tape it and post it here...:lmao

Oh, Oh, please do...;)

[Norfolkdave]

I don't think I would, I like to lay back and have it done to me...

Wouldnt you be just a little teeny bit interested just to see:wa: :D

[spare_change]

Do you realize how much money I could have saved if I could do this? All those movies, all those dinners ......

[hank69]

63% say they would do it. Can you imagine catching someone doing it to them self :D

not me thank you, like to watch you girls try:D hehe

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

I 'd knew you would do it for something :lmao

Yeah! but, you still don't know what it is I'd do it for.....;)

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

[QUOTE=Onehttmama]WIGGLES! You just cant resist our charm here on this site! You woulda kept outta trouble had you just NOT said never! If I'd a been there first I woulda replyed the same as WET--- Never Say Never!!!!:lmao

Yep, Yep! You ladies keep me coming back...but, I have to be good and not flirt too much!:(

[rickt67]

UH NO! Not a chance in hell.

[player]

In a heartbeat!!!I would even let you ladies watch if it turns you on.

[Cotties]

When I was a young flexible man ...yeah I could pop the old helmut in the mouth... sad to say it wasn't what a young man dreams it would be like.kinda over-rated. Now the first time I stuck it in a pretty girls mouth..mmmm that's worth talking about..
P.S I hear if you remove your bottom ribs you should be able to find the spot with great ease. Some even say thats why we have ribs... I'm not too sure.

[Heaterman]

Let me ask you this. Did you do it more than once? :D

[Cindy]

I would do it everyday :lf

[Cotties]

Yeah, I would say more than once. I couldn't get all that much in. The fact I reached it shocked me. I thought shit,what I'm I doing wrong.. I heard this is supposed to be wonderful. Nah... maybe if I could deep throat it would have been better. Maybe I was just no good. Maybe I could have broken my neck. so many maybes for a boy. Anyway I don't think I will ever have a piece of meat in my mouth again.. I hope anyway...
:whee:

[Barti]

I don't think I would. Maybe my freakiness has not reached that point yet. I just think it is senseless. The feeling is when you know you are sharing the pleasure with someone else. Not only you enjoy it, but you are happy to make someone else happy. Is there any female who wants Barti to make her happy? Hit me.:blowjob:

[crazyjoe]

Might be the only way I could get a blow job.

[Wet Beaver]

When I was a young flexible man ...yeah I could pop the old helmut in the mouth... sad to say it wasn't what a young man dreams it would be like.kinda over-rated. Now the first time I stuck it in a pretty girls mouth..mmmm that's worth talking about..
P.S I hear if you remove your bottom ribs you should be able to find the spot with great ease. Some even say thats why we have ribs... I'm not too sure.

i take it you are one of the 5 who said they all ready have?, who are the other 4.. and we want to see it on video!! :D

[Wet Beaver]

Yeah! but, you still don't know what it is I'd do it for.....;)


HMMMMMMM are you going to make it guess??

guess NO1....:hp:

[Flirting Mom]

I would probably try it :gs

[Zpanther]

I 'd knew you would do it for something :lmao

Damn Wiggles....... THAT didn't take long for the girls to getcha on that one.

[Zpanther]

Cotties: P.S I hear if you remove your bottom ribs you should be able to find the spot with great ease. Some even say thats why we have ribs... I'm not too sure.

Well, there are a hell of a lot of weird people running around. Someone ...... somewhere, probably actually removed a couple of ribs so they could do it.

[want2]

I don't think it would be worth surgery.... but other than that I might be interested

[Wet Beaver]

Cotties: P.S I hear if you remove your bottom ribs you should be able to find the spot with great ease. Some even say thats why we have ribs... I'm not too sure.

Well, there are a hell of a lot of weird people running around. Someone ...... somewhere, probably actually removed a couple of ribs so they could do it.


yes there are.. some Transgender women, have had that one rib removed.. they say it is to be more women like.... but the scar is nasty..burrrrr

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

HMMMMMMM are you going to make it guess??

guess NO1....:hp:

You're close wet beaver...but, not that's not it!;)

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

Damn Wiggles....... THAT didn't take long for the girls to getcha on that one.

Yeah ZP, wet beaver is always thinking...she's has the brains to go with the beauty!:D

[Sunshine]

Probably would have to do it once anyway:)

[Wet Beaver]

You're close wet beaver...but, not that's not it!;)

guess no 2

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

guess no 2

Nah! You're going the wrong way...;)

[Wet Beaver]

Nah! You're going the wrong way...;)


Hmmmmm guess no 3

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

Hmmmmm guess no 3

Whoa oh oh oh!!!! You're way off there beav...:lmao

[Wet Beaver]

guess no 4:shp:

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

guess no 4:shp:

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao No, I'm not into animals!!!:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Wet Beaver]

guess no 6 :boobs:

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

guess no 6 :boobs:

Getting closer!

Hint, Hint:lf

[Wet Beaver]

guess no 5 ( creatived counting) free tickets to the all girls gold club show

[surfnchat]

The question is for you guys is would you swallow :lf

LOL. No way! :lmao

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

guess no 5 ( creatived counting) free tickets to the all girls gold club show

I'll tell ya what...that isn't it but that'll work!:D ;)

[Wet Beaver]

I'll tell ya what...that isn't it but that'll work!:D ;)

:lmao are you sure you wouldn't do for a nude pic of me?? :lmao

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

:lmao are you sure you wouldn't do for a nude pic of me?? :lmao

BINGO! You are one smart woman....you drug me along knowing all this time what it was Huh?;)

[Wet Beaver]

oh yes i knew after the 1 st one.. just wanted to see if anything else would do it for ya... now where is the video of you doing it to yourself??:na

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

oh yes i knew after the 1 st one.. just wanted to see if anything else would do it for ya... now where is the video of you doing it to yourself??:na

As much as I want to see you au-natural...it ain't gonna happen sweetheart!

As far as your pic...I'll just have to use my imagination...it'll never do you justice though!:kk

[Wet Beaver]

imagation is free.. just don't hurt yourself :wk

[Cotties]

i take it you are one of the 5 who said they all ready have?, who are the other 4.. and we want to see it on video!! :D

Thanks Ms Wet Beaver for not asking me not to show you. I would hate to see how I would have looked.. besides horny ....

I am more curious why so many people said NO .... it's 20% ... As I am now the leading wanker I believe I am permitted to ask why people say they wouldn't. If it feels good then why deny the pleasure? :wk

[Wet Beaver]

Thanks Ms Wet Beaver for not asking me not to show you. I would hate to see how I would have looked.. besides horny ....

I am more curious why so many people said NO .... it's 20% ... As I am now the leading wanker I believe I am permitted to ask why people say they wouldn't. If it feels good then why deny the pleasure? :wk

you are very welcome... and please drop the ms... makes me feel old.. if and i want to say again if(guy reread that) they are the men who are saying no.. it might be a macho thing,, or they are way out of shape and can not see there toes when they pee....:na

[Cotties]

I will try to drop the{Ms} Mistress title. But with a picture like the one you currently have I am afraid to call you Wet Beaver. I've seen women who dress like that do bad things to mens bums... and this looks rather uncomfortable... i had a girlfriend try a finger once, I think I dislocated the finger with only a c.m inserted. lucky it was her pinky finger...

[Penny]

Most women have licked their own nipples so why not. I think most would do it :)

[Cotties]

Most women have licked their own nipples so why not. I think most would do it :)

Of course women would lick their pussys. Women seem to like it when a man gives it a little rub but if her starts to suck and lick it...........look out.... women don't usually grind my hand... but my face is a different story.... if they rub it they will definetly lick it..

[tongue dipper]

The question is for you guys is would you swallow :lf

i've licked my fingers during and after a good wank and it tastes ok so yeh! i'd swallow:whee:

[Penny]

:D Well I have licked my fingers to so I cant say much



i've licked my fingers during and after a good wank and it tastes ok so yeh! i'd swallow:whee:

[Cotties]

i've licked my fingers during and after a good wank and it tastes ok so yeh! i'd swallow:whee:
Mr Dipper you are a worry.... O.K...whats O.K mean.. good or bad...:drink:

[Largesausage]

I wouldnt, seems alittle homosexual for a man, but damn hot for a women.

[Penny]

Hello largesausage what if I held it for you would you do it then ;)

[Bignick]

lol im sure he would

[hailsex]

Hmmm....yeah I think I would :blowjob: I like trying new things and what the hell a guy got to do what a guy got to do......:wk

[Penny]

Hello hailsex and welcome :kk

[hailsex]

Thanks...............................

[Cotties]

I wouldnt, seems alittle homosexual for a man, but damn hot for a women.
i THINK TASTING your own cum is not a gay thing Mr sausage. Unless you are fantasizing about a largesausage in the back of your throat..

[Cotties]

My question for the morning is = A friend from New York recently told me "if your wife complains about your cum tasting ordinary{BAD} , you should add fruits to your diet.. and your cum will taste much more sweeter. " He then told me his girlfriend now begs for a mouth full of his cum... He also said he has a 10 inch cock... maybe she just wants the cock and the cream follows... I don't know...please help!
:blowjob: is this true?

[Penny]

Taste like bleach to me

[kooltsinoy0]

no way totally gay ........ but would be nice if the ladies could.. :)

[Penny]

Well the poll says yes by a large margin so I guess most people would :)

[Wet Beaver]

Taste like bleach to me

taste salty to me

[Penny]

Salty bleach :D

[Wet Beaver]

lol

[Sandy]

i really perfer my husband to do me. lol

[Penny]

I cummed 4 times last night I almost felt guilty. Almost :lmao



i really perfer my husband to do me. lol

[Sandy]

:D i really perfer my husband to do me.

[hailsex]

Um........how do u know what bleach taste like.....:( ?

[Wet Beaver]

bleach is clorine..just like what is in a swimming pool..

[Norfolkdave]

I cummed 4 times last night I almost felt guilty. Almost :lmao

Your amazing ....4 times and felt guilty...why!:lf

[hailsex]

gotcha.........

[Cotties]

Salty bleach :D
Salty bleach.....u make it sound like men cum poison.. Thats not very romantic.. It tastes like love juice ladys...

We all know a lady loves to dip here finger{s} in after she has cum and have a little taste... Penny, how would you Wet beaver I would also like your opinion....any other women care to decribe the taste of your pussys... Please, you may also go into detail if it turns you on

:na P.S this looks like the first girl who sucked my dick..

[hailsex]

So if it taste like bleach that must be why most women who swallow have whiter teeth.........:D

[Penny]

Probably :rofl1:



So if it taste like bleach that must be why most women who swallow have whiter teeth.........:D

[Cindy]

Mine taste like a fine wine :na



Salty bleach.....u make it sound like men cum poison.. Thats not very romantic.. It tastes like love juice ladys...

We all know a lady loves to dip here finger{s} in after she has cum and have a little taste... Penny, how would you Wet beaver I would also like your opinion....any other women care to decribe the taste of your pussys... Please, you may also go into detail if it turns you on

:na P.S this looks like the first girl who sucked my dick..

[Ehnonymous]

Is that a Cabernet, Chard, or Pinot? Like a vineyard, after I take the tour, is there a sample available? :lmao

Mine taste like a fine wine :na

[Sandy]

i'm told mine taste like honey

[Norfolkdave]

i'm told mine taste like honey

Then let me buzz around to leave some more:lmao

[hailsex]

Or Boones Farm or Mad Dog 20/20?

[Wet Beaver]

Or Boones Farm or Mad Dog 20/20?

boones farm a evil, vile drink, unless it is strawberry wine..:drink:

[hailsex]

:drink:

[hailsex]

Yeah was my drink back in the day........was all I could afford........:whee:

[Cotties]

"A fine wine"

"Honey"

And we get desribed as "salty bleach".... is there a double standard forming here?

Ladies, has a man ever told you that your pussy doesn't taste like heaven. Yeah, it tastes alright and a women loves to see a man with her cum all over his face .... it's called give and take... lie a little...it won't kill you and it will give your guy a moment of true bliss... close your eyes though...men have a tendency to get carried away and want to see it everywhere... sounds like you girls,,,,,, right?

[MCat]

boones farm a evil, vile drink, unless it is strawberry wine..:drink:

Oh no, the green apple is great...

[spare_change]

This thread really turned me on to the idea of doing myself.

Decided to give it a try last night!!!

They say i will be out of traction in 7-10 days. You can send get well cards to: Chiropractic Clinic, Memorial Hospital, Mytown.

[Polo38]

Now that is damn funny Spare

[Polo38]

Perfect it will go with my tea

[Penny]

LMAO :lmao



This thread really turned me on to the idea of doing myself.

Decided to give it a try last night!!!

They say i will be out of traction in 7-10 days. You can send get well cards to: Chiropractic Clinic, Memorial Hospital, Mytown.

[quax999]

Yep, i believe that i would, if i could, but i can't. I'm not that flexible, i can barely touch my toes, let alone turn myself into pretzel.

[Penny]

Lol :d

[Cotties]

Yep, i believe that i would, if i could, but i can't. I'm not that flexible, i can barely touch my toes, let alone turn myself into pretzel.

Correction Quax999 it should have been= turn myself into a salty bleach pretzel.. :lmao

[mysticexplorer]

When i was younger and been blessed to be double jointed,would get the many fine experiences of giving myself off.Between yoga and my joints started a quiet club with many failing by mear inches.

[young fun]

it would be a bit wierd by y not got 2 try everything

[Penny]

Welcome to the site, Aren't you a little young to need a place like this :gs



it would be a bit wierd by y not got 2 try everything

[Barti]

Indeed 18 as a age, synomym of a numerical value appears very young, but in quest of what we are all looking for here, I don't think it is. You will be surprised to see how mature some of those guys might be. Of course, I am referring to myself when I was 18. I used to be that child with a tsunnami brain and that suv of pennis that makes women feel that they have been to heaven and met with God. Though This fellow might be mature, I think he will probably lack one thing, the ability and the easiness to step up his game unless he is called Donald trump or just Barti.

[Cotties]

Welcome to the site, Aren't you a little young to need a place like this :gs

He probably saw the photos of the girls and got hard...
No he is not to young to be turned on by the ladies...

[new2this58]

that would be fun to watch!

[justask_me_2]

I have to admit, in my college days I tried and was able to every once in a while. I was more flexible then. I swallowed once, and it wasn't good or bad, it just was. Every time I tried, if I was able or not, I always ended up worn out from trying, and my back always hurt for about an hour. Can you tell that there weren't too many willing females in my youth? Even though I could and did do my self, I still wouldn't trade that for a real woman. There just isn't anything better than a soft, warm, woman to hold and squeeze, to kiss, and to lick. I get more turned on by turning her on, than I do anything else. I love to smell and to taste her much more than I like the taste of myself.

[sweetgapeach]

How in the world could you do yourself? At my age just bending over and up and down without a pain ............is a good day!!

[Norfolkdave]

How in the world could you do yourself? At my age just bending over and up and down without a pain ............is a good day!!

Well theres hope for me yet then....lOL:lmao

[Wet Beaver]

How in the world could you do yourself? At my age just bending over and up and down without a pain ............is a good day!!

that is why we have toys,, that we don't have to bend over to used....

[Barkiss]

that is why we have toys,, that we don't have to bend over to used....

my vacuum is one of hell of a toy...;)

[Wet Beaver]

my vacuum is one of hell of a toy...;)


lol.....are you into appliantology?? or the vaccum between your ears??:D

[Barkiss]

lol.....are you into appliantology?? or the vaccum between your ears??:D

no just orecktology...;)

[Wet Beaver]

are you sure you are not a member of the first church of appliantology...with Rev.L.Ron Hoover??

[flirtyblonde]

This thread really turned me on to the idea of doing myself.

Decided to give it a try last night!!!

They say i will be out of traction in 7-10 days. You can send get well cards to: Chiropractic Clinic, Memorial Hospital, Mytown.


hehehehe spare... we know wot yu guys are like wiv diy... .. so you really feel in this case yu could do a better job!!!!


:kk

[Barkiss]

are you sure you are not a member of the first church of appliantology...with Rev.L.Ron Hoover??

Shhhh...no one is suppose to know..

[Wet Beaver]

Shhhh...no one is suppose to know..

why not, are you ashame that you can only get sexual
Gratification
Through the use of
Machines...??

[Barkiss]

why not, are you ashame that you can only get sexual
Gratification
Through the use of
Machines...??

not the only way...your visuals work also...:kk

[Wet Beaver]

not the only way...your visuals work also...:kk

ahhh do you need another coffee break now?? :wk

[Barkiss]

ahhh do you need another coffee break now?? :wk

saving up for a full blown lunch break ;)

[Wet Beaver]

saving up for a full blown lunch break ;)

kinda late for luch isn't it....or are you going after the coffee maker??

[Barkiss]

kinda late for luch isn't it....or are you going after the coffee maker??

if you are making the coffee, then yes..I'm trying ;)

[Wet Beaver]

if you are making the coffee, then yes..I'm trying ;)

you mean it not just you and mr.coffee??

[Barkiss]

you mean it not just you and mr.coffee??

nope...he does nothing for me...

[Wet Beaver]

nope...he does nothing for me...

but he is a machine......lol...we are back to that now....your love for machine.....

[Barkiss]

which was in response to your love for toys...in which I'm applying to be played with...;)

[Wet Beaver]

which was in response to your love for toys...in which I'm applying to be played with...;)

but it proper to play with toys...not to fook a machine.....

[new2this58]

:lmao :sp:

[Wet Beaver]

:lmao :sp: that better be barkiss you are spanking......:nu

[Barkiss]

but it proper to play with toys...not to fook a machine.....

and I'm asking that you show me how to be proper...

[Penny]

Gees new2this you been a member 5 months and only have 12 post :( I just bumped you up to Premium Member anyway :kk Make sure you post more ;)

[Barkiss]

that better be barkiss you are spanking......:nu



nope...I'm the one laughing ;)

[Wet Beaver]

and I'm asking that you show me how to be proper... then step away from your vacuum...... and use you hand...:wk :na

[Barkiss]

then step away from your vacuum...... and use you hand...:wk :na

damn!!! you always win this circle jerk

[Wet Beaver]

damn!!! you always when this circle jerk

;) :lmao :lmao :rofl1:

[Barkiss]

;) :lmao :lmao :rofl1:

You think that's funny!!! Wish you could get a case of blue balls...;)

[Wet Beaver]

You think that's funny!!! Wish you could get a case of blue balls...;)

well i can't..but i can cause them......:na

[Barkiss]

well i can't..but i can cause them......:na

No shit...:(

[Wet Beaver]

No shit...:(
do ya want to know what i am wearing??:kk

[Barkiss]

do ya want to know what i am wearing??:kk

t-shirt, shorts and no bra :nu

[Wet Beaver]

t-shirt, shorts and no bra :nu

not any more...... do ya have you vacuum handy??

[Barkiss]

not any more...... do ya have you vacuum handy??

You don't play fair...:cry:

[Wet Beaver]

You don't play fair...:cry:

all is fair in love and war sweetie...:kk

[Barkiss]

all is fair in love and war sweetie...:kk

well...when do we start the love part of that statement? ;)

[Wet Beaver]

well...when do we start the love part of that statement? ;)

that is love... you know you don't want to get me mad at ya...

[Barkiss]

that is love... you know you don't want to get me mad at ya...

if this is love, war would be awful painful...:whee:

[Wet Beaver]

if this is love, war would be awful painful...:whee:

it could be very painful....

[Barkiss]

it could be very painful....

sounds sort of kinky....

[Cotties]

Wetness= I doubt this is personal so here goes... do you have your nipples pierced? it could be very painful....

[Leatherman]

I would probably get locked up for constantly sucking my big fat pleasure piston.
end up a sideshow actually getting paid to let them watch . ya think I need to hire a lawyer yet?

[remman308]

:55 have to say; im just perverted enough to suck myself if i could

[Rainmaker]

maybe i read this post wrong... but been there .. done that and plan on doing again soon

[Cotties]

Maybe I'm reading it wrong.... isn't the thread about being able to lick your wet spot if possible. something different for the men....


your very cool:lf
maybe i read this post wrong... but been there .. done that and plan on doing again soon

[Rainmaker]

Maybe I'm reading it wrong.... isn't the thread about being able to lick your wet spot if possible. something different for the men....


your very cool:lf
oo i can bend to lick myself(never done it and dont plan on it) --but sorry i perfer someone to do it for me- sooo i failed again-but i do know how i taste ........but thats for another thread:D

[Cotties]

Is it? "the last thing you put in your mouth" I sure hope so. I haven't read that thread for ages...

mmmmmmmmmm now you have me curious:sc oo i can bend to lick myself(never done it and dont plan on it) --but sorry i perfer someone to do it for me- sooo i failed again-but i do know how i taste ........but thats for another thread:D

[Rainmaker]

Is it? "the last thing you put in your mouth" I sure hope so. I haven't read that thread for ages...

mmmmmmmmmm now you have me curious:sc

im not sure if it was that thread or not.. think it was the one refering to what a women taste like.. think my last reponse was watermelon jolly ranchers...but it would now be cherry blow pops:D and my husband loved it

[Cotties]

I love a women that has many tastes. :lf im not sure if it was that thread or not.. think it was the one refering to what a women taste like.. think my last reponse was watermelon jolly ranchers...but it would now be cherry blow pops:D and my husband loved it

[Rainmaker]

nite cotties its been fun!!! im off to bed

[Cotties]

goodnite:kk nite cotties its been fun!!! im off to bed

[meandyouido]

what man wouldent

[Penny]

That is what I thought :D



what man wouldent

[Sunfiresix]

Not sure if I could do another guy even it it was someone as well as I know me, makes no sense...but neither did the question. Whatever it was.

[Aubree]

Since I can't, prefer to concentrate on what I can do to myself besides oral sex, the oral I can give to another and the oral I can receive.
I am being far too rational today........must have a fever or something...LOL

[PlayfulMale69]

I love oral, but I would rather give oral to a girl than myself.

[tiger50]

I love oral, but I would rather give oral to a girl than myself.

you ave dun well for ur first visit mate.. am gunna give u a rep boost.....:55

[Norfolkdave]

you ave dun well for ur first visit mate.. am gunna give u a rep boost.....:55

He aint a viking yet.....LOL it could be the new brash awards job:lmao

[tiger50]

He aint a viking yet.....LOL it could be the new brash awards job:lmao

yeh shittt he cud be a runner... :D

[Norfolkdave]

yeh shittt he cud be a runner... :D

Heh heh heh we could entice him in with a few well dones and tell him he could be in line for the brash award, get him thinking, heh heh heh :lmao

[PlayfulMale69]

you ave dun well for ur first visit mate.. am gunna give u a rep boost.....:55

Thanks Tiger50. I like the people and the content on this site for sure!

[G...G]

Who wouldn't?

[PlayfulMale69]

Who wouldn't?

I just can't imagine who wouldn't like it here. I have only been here 1 day and I love it!!

[Annie]

If You Could Reach It Would You Give Yourself Oral Sex?

Although I have never given myself oral, I have screwed myself over on quite a few occasions!

[Penny]

Thats funny lol me too :(



If You Could Reach It Would You Give Yourself Oral Sex?

Although I have never given myself oral, I have screwed myself over on quite a few occasions!

[dartgirl]

At least if you are doing it to yourself you have no one to blame but yourself if you don't get what you want.

[cherokeered]

At least if you are doing it to yourself you have no one to blame but yourself if you don't get what you want.

How true..but then I would actually know what I wanted and would know what to do.....lol

Cherokee..

[Wet Beaver]

but if you could give yourself oral sex would you? I have seen guys on the internet that could suck their own dick:gs

i still would like to see the guys who said yes.....it would be such a turn on watch them do it.....

[Wet Beaver]

tiger?? are ya that flexable???:dl

[tiger50]

If You Could Reach It Would You Give Yourself Oral Sex?

Although I have never given myself oral, I have screwed myself over on quite a few occasions!

this is why men were given backbones, to stop em from suckin on their dicks all day... :D

[remman308]

:whee: :whee: i,ve tried, almost hurt myself. damn, just another inch or so..........

[PlayfulMale69]

If You Could Reach It Would You Give Yourself Oral Sex?

Although I have never given myself oral, I have screwed myself over on quite a few occasions!

that is funny! Did you have to fake the orgasm in that case?

:kk

[Annie]

that is funny! Did you have to fake the orgasm in that case?

:kk

No I did not feel the need to fake an orgasm, but I did piss and moan quite a bit!

[UltimateNaneki]

i'd like to try that at least once, maybe i'll have to in my dreams!

[Rmb]

No I did not feel the need to fake an orgasm, but I did piss and moan quite a bit!

Thank you for sharing that Annie!
Merry Christmas Annie :) :)

[Rmb]

i'd like to try that at least once, maybe i'll have to in my dreams!

I figure you would have to be double jointed ...or have a foot long tongue :) :)

[MIGHTY]

I don't think I would. Besides, I've gotten pretty good at touching myself. Can't turn back now!!:D

And my muscles already ache from work...all I need is another cramp!

[massage mike]

you're too young and sexy to have cramps

[MIGHTY]

you're too young and sexy to have cramps

I appreciate that..:kk. But I have a physically demanding job. Sometimes I'm lifting my weight and pulling triple! Cramps are merely a sign that I proved myself once again....no one said I was the smartest cookie...lol.

[massage mike]

wouldn't it hurt to do yourselfbut if i could i'd be in the movies

[Suz]

I would at least try it once, but I think have the fun is the element of surprise. Not knowing how your partner will lick and suck you each time. Now to watch a man do it....I'm there front row! I'd love to see that...how sexy!

[altoids69]

I don't think I'd do myself, but I'm with Suz!! I'd be on the front row next to her to watch a man do that to himself!! Very sexy indeed!

[ethans_so_bad]

I would do it if someone would watch, and throw coins.
xox

[ethans_so_bad]

I wonder if the old saying "stop doing that or you'll go blind" would apply to this too?

[hoss]

I've tired and all i got for my efforts was a sore neck ....didnt help Momma was pushing my head down with both hands.....

[ethans_so_bad]

Yeah. Didn't help that my wife kept yelling not to sit like that on the furniture.
xox

[Rmb]

No too busy training it...to pick up buns :) :)

[ethans_so_bad]

I'm doing myself now, so THATS what I feel like..............
xox

[yaser]

No,I prefer oral sex with a lady I adore...

[Outta]

People have been telling me to go fk myself for so long, i'm starting to think about it :whee:

[ethans_so_bad]

People have been telling me to go fk myself for so long, i'm starting to think about it :whee:

HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[spare_change]

I'm doing myself now, so THATS what I feel like..............
xox


See? Told you that not EVERYBODY would turn you down!

[ethans_so_bad]

See? Told you that not EVERYBODY would turn you down!


well its not that, IM just easy

[Rmb]

See? Told you that not EVERYBODY would turn you down!
:lmao Happy New Year Spare :) :)

[spare_change]

:lmao Happy New Year Spare :) :)

Happy New Year to you, as well !!!

[altoids69]

I would do it if someone would watch, and throw coins.
xox

Wouldn't want you to hurt you by throwing coins. How about I tuck bills?? Oh wait........you wouldn't have pants on to tuck bills........how about you just let me watch???? We'll settle up at the end!!!

[cherokeered]

I'd actually love to do me....lol




Cherokee...:whee:

[Jy]

I wish I could do myself! Then at least I'd be getting some!

[cherokeered]

I wish I could do myself! Then at least I'd be getting some!

Well...i think ur husband is a lunatic....and doesnt deserve you....:kk :knuddel:

[Jy]

Thank you ,sweetie. :kk I'm beginning to think that myself.Well...i think ur husband is a lunatic....and doesnt deserve you....:kk :knuddel:

[OICurready4me]

I wish I could do myself! Then at least I'd be getting some!


Now that is a shame. How could he not want to sleep with a prettier Sandra Bullock? Is he nuts?

[OICurready4me]

I appreciate that..:kk. But I have a physically demanding job. Sometimes I'm lifting my weight and pulling triple! Cramps are merely a sign that I proved myself once again....no one said I was the smartest cookie...lol.


You are Mighty, but don't kill yourself with all that lifting. Ask for help or, actually, since you are the boss, demand it. Once you screw up your back good, you'll really kick yourself and your employer will be upset you got hurt and blame you so just be very careful. I had back surgery a month ago, you don't want to go through that, even though I have had a good experience through it all.

[Jy]

...maybe that's it.

If I knew the reason, I'd be getting laid by now, but after over a decade, I've given up trying to figure him out.
Thanks, OIC. It's friends like you who help me cope.:kk
Now that is a shame. How could he not want to sleep with a prettier Sandra Bullock? Is he nuts?

[gvikfan]

why is it that sex decreases with years of marriage

[OICurready4me]

...maybe that's it.

If I knew the reason, I'd be getting laid by now, but after over a decade, I've given up trying to figure him out.
Thanks, OIC. It's friends like you who help me cope.:kk

He's the one missing out. I'm sure you have so much to offer him that if he would open his eyes, he would see that he's got one hot little chiquita on his hands and would make all the troubles go away!

[OICurready4me]

why is it that sex decreases with years of marriage



If we had the answer to that, we'd be millionaires!

[Jy]

...or at least we'd be getting laid...If we had the answer to that, we'd be millionaires!

[ethans_so_bad]

LOL! I didn't even see that the other day. I'm sorry but I only offer pre-paid right now. Too many girls have been skipping out on the bill.
xox



Wouldn't want you to hurt you by throwing coins. How about I tuck bills?? Oh wait........you wouldn't have pants on to tuck bills........how about you just let me watch???? We'll settle up at the end!!!

[altoids69]

LOL! I didn't even see that the other day. I'm sorry but I only offer pre-paid right now. Too many girls have been skipping out on the bill.
xox

LOL!! Damn the luck!! How do I know the show will be worth the $$?

[ethans_so_bad]

You can't. In fact I doubt it is. Thats probably why the others skipped out.



LOL!! Damn the luck!! How do I know the show will be worth the $$?

[altoids69]

You can't. In fact I doubt it is. Thats probably why the others skipped out.

Now I can hardly believe that.........

[RedVixen]

I wish I could do myself! Then at least I'd be getting some!

I'm with Jazzy on this one - seems the hubby has gone on strike since returning from the UK :cry:

[Dmy]

I wish I could do myself! Then at least I'd be getting some!

darn shame hun....There is enough willing guys here Im sure,... Im would be honored to help you! :knuddel: :lf

[ethans_so_bad]

On strike against his sanity?

xox

I'm with Jazzy on this one - seems the hubby has gone on strike since returning from the UK :cry:

[RedVixen]

On strike against his sanity?

xox

I know it's insane...he goes on strike with me, but he's still getting bj's from me!! Maybe I should go on strike :spbx:

[p.J]

Would I? Damn right I would, at least I know what turns me on!! As it happens I can still whip my legs over my shoulders, but I'd need someone to sit on my ass to push me over further ... erm! Gosh what a lascivious image!!

[Dmy]

Would I? Damn right I would, at least I know what turns me on!! As it happens I can still whip my legs over my shoulders, but I'd need someone to sit on my ass to push me over further ... erm! Gosh what a lascivious image!!

Hmmm...Im here :wa: ....over here! :D :knuddel:

[Dmy]

I know it's insane...he goes on strike with me, but he's still getting bj's from me!! Maybe I should go on strike :spbx:

I think you should and then I could come over the make up for all his loss time! ;) :D

[RedVixen]

I think you should and then I could come over the make up for all his loss time! ;) :D

You're on Dreamy - is that a knock I hear? :kk

[Dmy]

You're on Dreamy - is that a knock I hear? :kk

thats right...Just let me get my robe off first to surprise you! and then you can invite me in!...:lf

[ethans_so_bad]

you know that would put you in just the perfect position for..............Would I? Damn right I would, at least I know what turns me on!! As it happens I can still whip my legs over my shoulders, but I'd need someone to sit on my ass to push me over further ... erm! Gosh what a lascivious image!!

[p.J]

you know that would put you in just the perfect position for..............

Yep! I know ethan ...A Sacro Iliac Joint Dysfunction !!! :la

[ethans_so_bad]

WOW! You said sacro ilyac in a flirty chat room! I like you!Yep! I know ethan ...A Sacro Iliac Joint Dysfunction !!! :la

[p.J]

WOW! You said sacro ilyac in a flirty chat room! I like you!

Ta very much! Wanna see my rectus capitis posterior?

[ethans_so_bad]

Hey hey, not in front of the children..........Ta very much! Wanna see my rectus capitis posterior?

[jandcintexas]

u bet

[letterman01]

I'd have to give that one more thought.