Gas Price Excuses

[fire11614]

We all are paying way too much for gas these days so to help ease the pain how about we share some excuses that might give us a laugh as to why the price at the pump is so insane.

[Cotties]

Britney Spears is getting divorced

[UltimateNaneki]

coffee prices are on a raise!

[Cotties]

Rain is forecast next week

[Cotties]

France surrenders again. Muslim world still not accepting them as a friend

[loli_se53]

The owner of Exxon hasn't got laid yet!:hp:

[hoss]

the politicians gave themselves a huge pay raise and the 35 cent tax wasnt going to cover it ...

[MB54]

We are still half of what Europepays!!!!

[GeekMaster]

"Because everyone in America, continues to pay the price and keeps on buying."

[Zifnab]

because mass transoprtation costs too much!

[spare_change]

Excessive rains in the Amazonian village of Xantus has caused a significant proliferation of the zinwa beetle, which, in order to feed its bulging ranks, has virtually stripped the foliage from the caratam bamboo tree, resulting in the loss of the valuable bamboo that is used to construct the cases on the MacVoy oil carrier counter used by several oil fields in the mideast to account for the number of vehicles leaving the oil fields, which means that the shieks were required to meet in Majorca for a three day consultation to decide that it would be necessary to hire a local tribesman, at $2.80 per month to manually count the vehicles as they leave the yard. The tribesman, of course, will be required to furnish his own paper and pencil.

[Zifnab]

cause it costs so much to print the holy scriptures on the sacred skins.....

[hoss]

because President Bush uses two ply pillow soft ass wipe

[Zifnab]

because President Bush uses two ply pillow soft ass wipe:lmao:lmao

and it takes three deisel cranes to remove his head from it so he can wipe it and not his nose!:lmao

[UltimateNaneki]

I know why the gas price is so high!!!
The head of the company is not getting enough:sex , so the rest of us have to suffer!!:lmao

[cherokeered]

because the gas station owners son needs braces and his wife wants a new car....and the mistress wants new furniture....and the dog needs a new bone

[tiger50]

because the gas station owners son needs braces and his wife wants a new car....and the mistress wants new furniture....and the dog needs a new bone

uhh u wanna bone?????:whee:

[pointofnoreturn]

Because if stamps can go up so can gas....

[longnhard32]

the wind is blowing from the south to hard to move :wa: gas south

[pointofnoreturn]

Too much gas grilling going on....

[Dre]

Because Snicker bar sales are down so they have to make up for it somewhere?

[pointofnoreturn]

Because No one will wear tube socks anymore??

[dartgirl]

Because no one is willing to sell off all their shares in the oil companies, don't want to miss out on those dividend checks.

[fire11614]

gas prices are going up because there might be a problem sometime somplace that might interupt the supply of gas, such as a hot lady with big boobs standing in front of a refinery flashing everyone and then there would be a work stoppage.

[SexyCowgirl]

gas prices are going up because there might be a problem sometime somplace that might interupt the supply of gas, such as a hot lady with big boobs standing in front of a refinery flashing everyone and then there would be a work stoppage.

I have an immediate update on this! Apparently, the lady with the big boobs moved, thus causing all the workers on the oil rigs to abandon their post, thereby disrupting our crude oil supply. Someone with big hooters needs to immediatly report to the head of exxon, so we can get those workers back!

[fire11614]

news alert news alert:
She just moved and she is heading for the power plant, STAY TUNED




I have an immediate update on this! Apparently, the lady with the big boobs moved, thus causing all the workers on the oil rigs to abandon their post, thereby disrupting our crude oil supply. Someone with big hooters needs to immediatly report to the head of exxon, so we can get those workers back!

[cherokeered]

Because the oil company has not made enough profit yet to pay for their perks...............

[fire11614]

give em time they will get there





Because the oil company has not made enough profit yet to pay for their perks...............

[cherokeered]

Because no one can stop us..............




Because i have a dolloar left at the end of the week

[fire11614]

hey can i borrow a buck i need a cup of gas


Because no one can stop us..............




Because i have a dolloar left at the end of the week

[Cotties]

because the U.S make up 5% percent of the world population but are responsible for 70% percent of the worlds polution....
hey but on a good note.....its still cheaper than milk

[Shiane]

Because Exxon hired all the Enron executives and now they are trying to recover their retirement losses!

[Annie]

because the U.S make up 5% percent of the world population but are responsible for 70% percent of the worlds polution....
hey but on a good note.....its still cheaper than milk No it isn't. I got a gallon of milk at WalMart for $2.18. I got gas the other day for $3.24 a gallon.... that's quite a difference if you ask me!

[Cotties]

maybe you should ask the single mum with 3 kids who drink milk.......:sc No it isn't. I got a gallon of milk at WalMart for $2.18. I got gas the other day for $3.24 a gallon.... that's quite a difference if you ask me!

[Shiane]

No it isn't. I got a gallon of milk at WalMart for $2.18. I got gas the other day for $3.24 a gallon.... that's quite a difference if you ask me!


Regardless of gas or milk! The cows are getting fucked and so are consumers!:nu

[Cotties]

I have no idea what that means.....I did go to a manure farm once and take a short cut behind the milking sheds to find myself waste deep in a deep hole in the ground where they kept the manure for sale.....it was like quick sand I and was starting to drown. It took them over an hour to get me out with ropes....Regardless of gas or milk! The cows are getting fucked and so are consumers!:nu....huh....am I getting side tracked or just having flashbacks

[Shiane]

I have no idea what that means.....I did go to a manure farm once and take a short cut behind the milking sheds to find myself waste deep in a deep hole in the ground where they kept the manure for sale.....it was like quick sand I and was starting to drown. It took them over an hour to get me out with ropes........huh....am I getting side tracked or just having flashbacks

Lafffffffffffs! I would have paid to have seen that!:lmao

Ya didn't understand that comment huh? Let me explain the dairy farm concept. Dairy cows get pregnant, have calves and produce milk. The calves don't get the milk, the grocery store does! So how do you figure those cows got preggers in the first place?;)

The cows get fucked and the consumers who purchase gas at rediculous prices are too! :55

[Cotties]

shit...I hope your not talking about farm boys....I've always been suspect on that Spare ChangeLafffffffffffs! I would have paid to have seen that!:lmao

Ya didn't understand that comment huh? Let me explain the dairy farm concept. Dairy cows get pregnant, have calves and produce milk. The calves don't get the milk, the grocery store does! So how do you figure those cows got preggers in the first place?;)

The cows get fucked and the consumers who purchase gas at rediculous prices are too! :55....now don't get me wrong...but if you pull on a females nipple they never seem to complain......the more you do it the more they want it

[bbop]

Because condoms are breaking at the rate of 75 per 60 seconds; therefore producing a giant shortage of rubber trees; thereby driving up the price of gas used to fuel the vehicles that are transporting aboriginal headhunters to the Amazon rain forest; wherein they hunt down and kill all very old people with stretchy skin; which is in turn used as a synthetic byproduct to produce condoms that would normally be made from rubber trees!:whee:

[SexyCowgirl]

The powers who be have decided that it is of greater importance to sell us new gas efficient, hybrid vehicals, or make us do extensive, expensive work on the ones we already own. That way the oil companys make more money, and as we try to save by getting better vehicles, the car companys win too!

Sorta like outlawing hemp (even without a measurable thc content) bacause it would kill the cotton industry!

[Michael77]

Thats easy..its so the oil executives can afford to feed their poor starving families...and to get new cardboard boxes so they can have a place to sleep..poor guys..:cry:

[SexyCowgirl]

Thats easy..its so the oil executives can afford to feed their poor starving families...and to get new cardboard boxes so they can have a place to sleep..poor guys..:cry:

Ha! I love it!

[inquisitive]

the world is about to end , so the oil is starting to surface, and it makes it hard to collect. So there you have it, the world is ending, and everyone is planning on going broke with it.

[Affect]

I have an immediate update on this! Apparently, the lady with the big boobs moved, thus causing all the workers on the oil rigs to abandon their post, thereby disrupting our crude oil supply. Someone with big hooters needs to immediatly report to the head of exxon, so we can get those workers back!
Have you been traveling to the middle east and flashing?

[twisted2]

How many have seen 'March of the Penguins'?...You know why they're marching? They can't afford gas

[drem]

just up cause what bush doesnt always want more out of you than you can always afford :)

[Pebbles]

You think you have it bad in the States..with gas price??? Try paying for it here in the United Kingdom!! It is MORE EXPENSIVE THEN YOU NEVER DREAMED!!!

[rizz]

well...just hope it starts coming back down....car sales have sucked as of late because of it.

[twisted2]

The average national price of a gallon of gas hit an all-time record high. Meaning that wherever you're going this summer, it might be cheaper to mail your car.

[cherokeered]

Well, noticed they dropped a bit here by me....2.93/gallon today I think it was....



Because we need more money and you don't....