The Definition Of The Word Fuck.

[Heaterman]

I read this somewhere else, thought it was interesting. :hp:

FUCK is suppose to stand for Fornicate Under the Consent of the King? during the medeival times, the king had right to have a taste of every bride before she got married

[Cindy]

I saw that in the first X rated movie I ever saw it was Caligula ;)

[Zpanther]

I saw that in the first X rated movie I ever saw it was Caligula ;)

alRIGHT! I think that's the first one I ever saw too.

[Cotties]

I thought it was short for fuckmedead. Which means fuck me until I can't move a muscle anywhere. I think!
By the way was the movie educational? I hope the king took care of his people.. Long live the King!

[KIRA187]

I read this somewhere else, thought it was interesting. :hp:

Interesting! :D

[hank69]

OK then I'll buy that

[Norfolkdave]

I read this somewhere else, thought it was interesting. :hp:

1. have sexual intercourse with. 2. often absol, or as int. expressing annoyance, curse, a person or thing. 3. foll. by about around mess about... :D of course these findings come from Oxford English Dictionary revised 8th edition.:lmao

[Onehttmama]

I had heard "Fortified Under Certification of the KING"

If I recall there is specific references made to this in the Scarlet Letter, or one of the movies made based on it.

Also the reference and it takes place in "Braveheart" with Mel Gibson, which is why William Wallace marries in secret.

[Norfolkdave]

I read this somewhere else, thought it was interesting. :hp:

Fear
Unto
Cumming
Knave
:lmao

[sparc]

I always have known it to be another word for "GOLF"

[Wet Beaver]

I had heard "Fortified Under Certification of the KING"

If I recall there is specific references made to this in the Scarlet Letter, or one of the movies made based on it.

Also the reference and it takes place in "Braveheart" with Mel Gibson, which is why William Wallace marries in secret.



what you are thinking about , is 'jus primae noctis' right of first night. and it wasn't just for the king, but went down to the lords and barrons who owned the lands.. But of course where i found this, says it may have never happen..
http://www.fibri.de/jus/jusengl.htm

[MCat]

Or it could mean one of these:

F - Fall
U - Under
C - Cats
K - Kunt




F - Face
U - Up
C - Cunt
K - Kisser

[Wet Beaver]

Or it could mean one of these:




F - Face
U - Up
C - Cunt
K - Kisser



:lmao that could work in so many :lmao

[Onehttmama]

what you are thinking about , is 'jus primae noctis' right of first night. and it wasn't just for the king, but went down to the lords and barrons who owned the lands.. But of course where i found this, says it may have never happen..
http://www.fibri.de/jus/jusengl.htm


I stand corrected WetBeaver. I think it was the kings nobles that were doing the deed in Braveheart. I think maybe I shall have to watch that movie tonight!

[Wet Beaver]

I stand corrected WetBeaver. I think it was the kings nobles that were doing the deed in Braveheart. I think maybe I shall have to watch that movie tonight!
i had to fastforward to that part. to find out what was ment.. I think i would kill someone who wanted that from me..Basturds...

[Zpanther]

hmmmmmmm I always wanted to be 'King.' Now I know why. I 'spose being a Noble would be alright too.

But I kinda like MaryCat's definition too.

[want2]

I always went with the Van Halen definition: For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.

[MCat]

I think maybe I shall have to watch that movie tonight!

I love the movie "Rob Roy".....when Liam Neeson does Jessica Lange up on the hillside....nothing under that kilt....damn....Hey Dave, are you close enough to Scotland to wear a Kilt???

[Norfolkdave]

I love the movie "Rob Roy".....when Liam Neeson does Jessica Lange up on the hillside....nothing under that kilt....damn....Hey Dave, are you close enough to Scotland to wear a Kilt???


Im 300 miles from scotland and Im afraid I dont wear a kilt but for you :lmao I,ll try one day :kk I dont wear nothing in bed you know dont need a kilt then!:whee:

[Onehttmama]

I love the movie "Rob Roy".....when Liam Neeson does Jessica Lange up on the hillside....nothing under that kilt....damn....Hey Dave, are you close enough to Scotland to wear a Kilt???


MArycat-- I certainly wished we lived closer. We seem to enjoy many of the same things.;) Thats another good movie!
You would love the Rennaisance Faire! Men in kilts all day long, some with shirts some with out. Lots a nice eye candy!;) :D Beards and long hair, like they just walked off the sets of those 2 movies. Bagpipes playing, all the old scottish music! Its soo much fun.

[Onehttmama]

Im 300 miles from scotland and Im afraid I dont wear a kilt but for you :lmao I,ll try one day :kk I dont wear nothing in bed you know dont need a kilt then!:whee:

But with a kilt and nothing under;) makes any at the moment possible. :hp: Woo HOO!

[Norfolkdave]

But with a kilt and nothing under;) makes any at the moment possible. :hp: Woo HOO!

Oh braveheart what about windy conditions and ice too one would be freeze dried in seconds:lmao

[Penny]

That was the 1st one for me too :D I learned a lot from that movie.



I saw that in the first X rated movie I ever saw it was Caligula ;)

[Wet Beaver]

That was the 1st one for me too :D I learned a lot from that movie.

the first one i saw, was "Behind the green door" with the B movie being "the devil in Miss jones"

[MCat]

Men in kilts all day long, some with shirts some with out. Lots a nice eye candy!;) :D Beards and long hair, like they just walked off the sets of those 2 movies. Bagpipes playing, all the old scottish music! Its soo much fun.

Damn.....you must be wet all day http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/26/26_17_3.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm117YYUS)

[Cotties]

I thought I might dig up this interesting thread. I think we might be due for a new Heaterman thread.

[Penny]

He will be around more now that he is slowing down at work

[lovemakenman]

Fuck Means
F Female
U Under
C COCK
K Kum
Just kidding
It means we are going to get Funky

[Jy]

I loved that movie too MC. Something about a man in a kilt that drives me crazy!!I love the movie "Rob Roy".....when Liam Neeson does Jessica Lange up on the hillside....nothing under that kilt....damn....Hey Dave, are you close enough to Scotland to wear a Kilt???

[tiger50]

I loved that movie too MC. Something about a man in a kilt that drives me crazy!!

tell that to my son, he's embarassed to wear iz kilt, keep tellin im, wear it and you'll be swarmed wif sheilas.... :D

[Jy]

I'll tell him myself Tiger. You're absolutely right!! tell that to my son, he's embarassed to wear iz kilt, keep tellin im, wear it and you'll be swarmed wif sheilas.... :D

[Cotties]

I had no idea you had such an evil side Tiger. making ya kid wear a dress thats just outa fashion tell that to my son, he's embarassed to wear iz kilt, keep tellin im, wear it and you'll be swarmed wif sheilas.... :D

[Zifnab]

F. U. C. K.
favorite version.... A king had a daughter that he wanted to be pure on her wedding day.... she was a nympho, had every male in the castle.... often!
so the servants created the phrase as a way to describe her actions....
Fornication
Under the
Crown of the
King.


I will wear a kilt! will wear it with pride!

[flamengo130]

has many meanings in the english language. can be used as a verb, a noun, an adverb, a pronoun, and an adjective...depends on the situation. wife loves the kilts, although i don't own one lol

[Cotties]

are you serious about the wife loving the kilts?has many meanings in the english language. can be used as a verb, a noun, an adverb, a pronoun, and an adjective...depends on the situation. wife loves the kilts, although i don't own one lol

[Jy]

Can I see that Zif? And can I take a peek under it too?F. U. C. K.
favorite version.... A king had a daughter that he wanted to be pure on her wedding day.... she was a nympho, had every male in the castle.... often!
so the servants created the phrase as a way to describe her actions....
Fornication
Under the
Crown of the
King.


I will wear a kilt! will wear it with pride!

[Zifnab]

Can I see that Zif? And can I take a peek under it too?no need to peek dear! you can go right on in!have a seat and enjoy yourself!

[lovemakenman]

As an old friend of mine had saids
Friends
Understand
Cuddle
Kiss

[lovemakenman]

thats a Good number

[upstr84u]

Fuck is defined as : It is raining - you have a full load of groceries and you get to your car and the keys are locked inside.

[lovemakenman]

:sex or you get caught doing the wrong thing

[Sandy]

oh god i hate when that happens.









Fuck is defined as : It is raining - you have a full load of groceries and you get to your car and the keys are locked inside.

[Cotties]

How often does tha happen?:sc oh god i hate when that happens.

[Rainmaker]

dont care what it means... just like doing it

[Cotties]

.........:55 dont care what it means... just like doing it

[KingPin]

fuck means a down and dirty night of rolling in the hay
any ladies care to join me

[pixiegirl]

My parents told me I should never use words I don't know the meaning of so I of course tried to find the meaning of any swear words :D


My Fave for that particular word is;

There is an ancient law from times gone by that the reigning king has rights to every virgin on her wedding night. He, if he chooses, has the right to 'deflower' that virgin bride before her husband. If the king chose not to enforce this law a poster would be placed on the door of the virgins house;

Fornication
Under
Consent
of the
King

[sex_kitten_4u]

frolicking
under
cool
knights

[pixiegirl]

I always have known it to be another word for "GOLF"

Nah golf is;

gentlemen
only
ladies
forbidden

Yeah, right!!

and yes I grew up in the highlands where we have very little to do!

[Norfolkdave]

My parents told me I should never use words I don't know the meaning of so I of course tried to find the meaning of any swear words :D


My Fave for that particular word is;

There is an ancient law from times gone by that the reigning king has rights to every virgin on her wedding night. He, if he chooses, has the right to 'deflower' that virgin bride before her husband. If the king chose not to enforce this law a poster would be placed on the door of the virgins house;

Fornication
Under
Consent
of the
King

Want to fonicate with the mighty ODIN i dont mind LOl:lmao

[pixiegirl]

Want to fonicate with the mighty ODIN i dont mind LOl:lmao

Do we have the Kings consent?

[Norfolkdave]

Do we have the Kings consent?

Oh yes I forgot the King, hell whose the nearest King...(Spare is he king LOL):lmao

[pixiegirl]

Oh yes I forgot the King, hell whose the nearest King...(Spare is he king LOL):lmao

Well then he gets to de-flower me, unless of course he chooses not to!!

Now what do you think he will choose...:sc

[Norfolkdave]

Well then he gets to de-flower me, unless of course he chooses not to!!

Now what do you think he will choose...:sc


You got two choices here, you let him or come to my longboat:knuddel:

[KingPin]

Want to fonicate with the mighty ODIN i dont mind LOl:lmao




why do you have to live behind odin cant you get the work done yourself

[pixiegirl]

You got two choices here, you let him or come to my longboat:knuddel:

I get to choose ooohhh tough one :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

why do you have to live behind odin cant you get the work done yourself

They know me here as Dave I banter under ODIN I can be me when I want

[Norfolkdave]

I get to choose ooohhh tough one :lmao

Of course you do, now what shall we say ODIN or Dave, :lmao

[spare_change]

Well then he gets to de-flower me, unless of course he chooses not to!!

Now what do you think he will choose...:sc


I think he is an absolute idiot if he doesn't choose to de-flower fair maiden!


And, he is no idiot !

[Norfolkdave]

I think he is an absolute idiot if he doesn't choose to de-flower fair maiden!


And, he is no idiot !

So Pixie you choose LOl King Spare or Mighty ODIN who you promised to cook haggis for:lmao :lmao

[pixiegirl]

So Pixie you choose LOl King Spare or Mighty ODIN who you promised to cook haggis for:lmao :lmao


Don't make me choose :whee:


Let's play scissor paper stone to see who gets me :lmao

[spare_change]

Don't make me choose :whee:


Let's play scissor paper stone to see who gets me :lmao


How about I just beat the heck out of the other two?

[pixiegirl]

How about I just beat the heck out of the other two?


Ok that works for me ;)

[spare_change]

Ok that works for me ;)


Ok, i'm done - scared them clear off line. Let's go! Your place or mine?

[pixiegirl]

Ok, i'm done - scared them clear off line. Let's go! Your place or mine?

Well I was kind of hoping I would have the pleasure of the palace?

Throne room maybe?

[spare_change]

Well I was kind of hoping I would have the pleasure of the palace?

Throne room maybe?

If you're looking for pleasure, my palace is the place to find it !

The throne room? Sure -- just don't kick the flush knob!!

OHHHHHHH -- the THRONE room!!! We can do that!

[pixiegirl]

If you're looking for pleasure, my palace is the place to find it !

The throne room? Sure -- just don't kick the flush knob!!

OHHHHHHH -- the THRONE room!!! We can do that!


Can I wear the crown as you carry out your Kingly duties?

[spare_change]

Can I wear the crown as you carry out your Kingly duties?

I shall lay you down upon my robe of red,
place my crown upon your head
softly, gently have my way with thee
then worship you on bended knee.



(And Dave thought HE was the only sod who could write poetry!!)

[pixiegirl]

I shall lay you down upon my robe of red,
place my crown upon your head
softly, gently have my way with thee
then worship you on bended knee.



(And Dave thought HE was the only sod who could write poetry!!)

Wow!!

Making me swoon your Highness.

:knuddel:

[spare_change]

Wow!!

Making me swoon your Highness.

:knuddel:

Actually, I wasn't trying to make you swoon, I was only hoping to see your English moon.

Let me mount the throne - -and then you can mount me.

[pixiegirl]

Actually, I wasn't trying to make you swoon, I was only hoping to see your English moon.

Let me mount the throne - -and then you can mount me.

Scottish moon lol

and hey if you got the throne I got the mounting block.

[spare_change]

Scottish moon lol

and hey if you got the throne I got the mounting block.

Scottish??? Oops -- does that mean it isn't pasty white like the English moon?? Is it tartan instead? Inquiring minds want to know.



Climb up here-- NOW you know why my friends call me Spike!

[pixiegirl]

Scottish??? Oops -- does that mean it isn't pasty white like the English moon?? Is it tartan instead? Inquiring minds want to know.



Climb up here-- NOW you know why my friends call me Spike!

Spike? Not Spare the Impaler??

Yes, tartan ass thats me - and no not white, more a pale blue, never seen the sun!

[spare_change]

Spike? Not Spare the Impaler??

Yes, tartan ass thats me - and no not white, more a pale blue, never seen the sun!


Hell, I'm just glad they call me Spike now --- used to call me Brad.


What does it take to bask in the light of the Scottish moon? An offering to the gods -- a sacrifice, perhaps? an email address? Throwing myself prostrate before you and begging for gifts unseen?

[pixiegirl]

Hell, I'm just glad they call me Spike now --- used to call me Brad.


What does it take to bask in the light of the Scottish moon? An offering to the gods -- a sacrifice, perhaps? an email address? Throwing myself prostrate before you and begging for gifts unseen?

Yeah all of the above...for starters.

Like begging bit especially ;)

[spare_change]

Yeah all of the above...for starters.

Like begging bit especially ;)

begging, huh?


How did you know I was good at that? I practically have my PhD in begging!


But, first, before I bring my begging talents to bear, I must know that the prize is worthy of such a Herculean effort, deserving of the finest in begging. How, pray tell, do you propose to show this?

[pixiegirl]

begging, huh?


How did you know I was good at that? I practically have my PhD in begging!


But, first, before I bring my begging talents to bear, I must know that the prize is worthy of such a Herculean effort, deserving of the finest in begging. How, pray tell, do you propose to show this?


Well in a completely regal manner obviously.

I will bestow upon thee the most valuable of all prizes that a woman may offer up to her monarch...a prize so precious that men scale mountains, brave freezing temperatures, and fight the mighty dragon in the hope that they will recieve this ultimate trophy.

[spare_change]

Well in a completely regal manner obviously.

I will bestow upon thee the most valuable of all prizes that a woman may offer up to her monarch...a prize so precious that men scale mountains, brave freezing temperatures, and fight the mighty dragon in the hope that they will recieve this ultimate trophy.


And here I was, wondering if I could get across the street.

Sounds like I got my work cut out for me! I shall scale mountains, brave freezing temperatures, but i'm draggin' the dragon with me!

[pixiegirl]

And here I was, wondering if I could get across the street.

Sounds like I got my work cut out for me! I shall scale mountains, brave freezing temperatures, but i'm draggin' the dragon with me!

Who you calling dragon??!!

I will certainly make it worth your while Your Highness :kk

[spare_change]

Who you calling dragon??!!

I will certainly make it worth your while Your Highness :kk

Tis possible that which will be bestowed has passed through other hands -- I am assured of the purity of product?

[pixiegirl]

Tis possible that which will be bestowed has passed through other hands -- I am assured of the purity of product?


My chastity belt is soldered shut, sealed with the seal of my family.

You got the key right??

[spare_change]

My chastity belt is soldered shut, sealed with the seal of my family.

You got the key right??


Uhhh, --- yeah, sure, right here, I think.



(If not, i'll chew the sucker off !)

[pixiegirl]

Uhhh, --- yeah, sure, right here, I think.



(If not, i'll chew the sucker off !)


Well if you don't we will just have to think of another way...:sc


I enjoy a challenge!

[spare_change]

Well if you don't we will just have to think of another way...:sc


I enjoy a challenge!


hell, if the keyhole is big enough, it just might not be an issue (for one of us).

[pixiegirl]

hell, if the keyhole is big enough, it just might not be an issue (for one of us).



Aw Spare, really??


Well you are the King, I'm sure we could call in the blacksmith to crack this sucker.


Or you could return to your begging and I'll use this duplicate key I keep for emergencies he he!

[spare_change]

Aw Spare, really??


Well you are the King, I'm sure we could call in the blacksmith to crack this sucker.


Or you could return to your begging and I'll use this duplicate key I keep for emergencies he he!


Never fear, fair maiden -- I have seen the prize to be offered, the properly ensconced, and I have been inspired by it -- if a blacksmith fails, I shall chip away with my trusty lance.


You know, that emergency key looks pretty worn -- why would that be?

[pixiegirl]

Never fear, fair maiden -- I have seen the prize to be offered, the properly ensconced, and I have been inspired by it -- if a blacksmith fails, I shall chip away with my trusty lance.


You know, that emergency key looks pretty worn -- why would that be?


:la

I have no idea what you are implying sire!!!

OOhh yeah maybe it's time to get another copy made, the third one this month ;)

[spare_change]

:la

I have no idea what you are implying sire!!!

OOhh yeah maybe it's time to get another copy made, the third one this month ;)

Perhaps, perchance, I might assist you?

[Norfolkdave]

Don't make me choose :whee:


Let's play scissor paper stone to see who gets me :lmao

Its really quite simple I want you LOL:knuddel: :wa: