Do these pants make me look Fat?

[Penny]

Would you tell her the truth? Ladies would you want to hear the truth? My husband gets so mad when I ask him stuff like that. He says its a trick question and no matter how he answers it he will be in trouble. Hes probably right:(

[cherokeered]

I never ask....if i like the way i look in the mirror....it's all that counts....:whee:

[Cotties]

No its the fat that makes you look fat..:D

[Annie]

If my husband told me I look fat in a pair of pants.... I'd go back and buy 6 more just like 'em!

[Cotties]

Being fair ...my wife likes my opinion and is quite confident in the way she looks.


She thinks I'm a good judge of what I think makes her look good so she likes to ask me what I think. She wants me to find her sexy......other men are just a bonus
No its the fat that makes you look fat..:D

[Annie]

Being fair ...my wife likes my opinion and is quite confident in the way she looks.


She thinks I'm a good judge of what I think makes her look good so she likes to ask me what I think. She wants me to find her sexy......other men are just a bonusBut let's be fair... your wife would look good in a potato sack!

[cherokeered]

Ya know, there are some men who should ask this question....lol


I have seen guys with butt crack alert....saggy ass syndrome and wide load status who strut around like they look just hunky dory....lol

[fly]

Would you tell her the truth? Ladies would you want to hear the truth? My husband gets so mad when I ask him stuff like that. He says its a trick question and no matter how he answers it he will be in trouble. Hes probably right:(

Yes.....I ask
and YES.........I really do want to know the truth!

[Annie]

My niece came home from college for spring break and was telling her mother about this girl she sat behind in class. She said "Mom I tell ya... she wears the absolute lowest jeans possible.... and... she has no butt crack! I tell ya it's true... she has noooo butt crack!!"


... but I guess the question now becomes.... does she look fat?

[Cotties]

lets be fair...after you have been married a few years.....a man can find anything on a women to criticize.....


lets just say she has a great little ass....all of a sudden her sisters larger round ass starts looking much more appealing...after you get caught starring at it a few times and can't help but compliment her sisters new jeans...

the wife will get jealous and start to ask...do these pants make me look like I have no ass....:sc
But let's be fair... your wife would look good in a potato sack!

[Annie]

lets be fair...after you have been married a few years.....a man can find anything on a women to criticize.....


lets just say she has a great little ass....all of a sudden her sisters larger round ass starts looking much more appealing...after you get caught starring at it a few times and can't help but compliment her sisters new jeans...

the wife will get jealous and start to ask...do these pants make me look like I have no ass....:sc :D Yep! Now that's the very same question I always ask Andrew! Which is why if he ever said that a pair of pants made me fat I need at least six more pairs!

[tiger50]

well i have a huge fat ass...so no pants are gunna fix that....

[Jy]

Yes, I will on occasion ask my husband his opinion about an outfit, but it's usually when I can't decide between two outfits, rather than about one item of clothing. I think that's just setting someone up for failure to ask if something makes them look fat.
But I would want my husband to tell me if something wasn't entirely flattering on me. I do the same for him. It pays to be diplomatic though. I remember one occasion when I was going to wear a new top out for dinner, and instead of telling me I looked awful in it, he said, "I like that new top, honey! But I was hoping you'd wear that purple one! It looks so pretty on you!"
Well, I whipped that shirt off and had that purple one on before he started the car! It was weeks later that I realized that the new one made me look like a cornerback! But my feelings had been spared, which I was grateful for.

[cherokeered]

well i have a huge fat ass...so no pants are gunna fix that....

:lmao :lmao

[Cotties]

Ya know, there are some men who should ask this question....lol


I have seen guys with butt crack alert....saggy ass syndrome and wide load status who strut around like they look just hunky dory....lol
you're dating one of em:D

[Cotties]

he sounds outright clever or very afraid of you:sc Yes, I will on occasion ask my husband his opinion about an outfit, but it's usually when I can't decide between two outfits, rather than about one item of clothing. I think that's just setting someone up for failure to ask if something makes them look fat.
But I would want my husband to tell me if something wasn't entirely flattering on me. I do the same for him. It pays to be diplomatic though. I remember one occasion when I was going to wear a new top out for dinner, and instead of telling me I looked awful in it, he said, "I like that new top, honey! But I was hoping you'd wear that purple one! It looks so pretty on you!"
Well, I whipped that shirt off and had that purple one on before he started the car! It was weeks later that I realized that the new one made me look like a cornerback! But my feelings had been spared, which I was grateful for.

[tiger50]

you're dating one of em:D

bloody wanker.....:nu :nu :nu

[OICurready4me]

Would you tell her the truth? Ladies would you want to hear the truth? My husband gets so mad when I ask him stuff like that. He says its a trick question and no matter how he answers it he will be in trouble. Hes probably right:(


I agree, it is a trick question. So I ask her...do you want the truth or do you want me to be nice, it's up to you? Usually she says she wants the truth, so I tell her, those pants make you look fat, why don't you wear these others that look better. She accepts it, doesn't bitch at me and realizes that I am trying to help.

[Jy]

He's clever...:) he sounds outright clever or very afraid of you:sc

[cherokeered]

Personally I think if someone asked me the question...I would say yes...wouldnt matter if it was true...but because you asked....:whee:

[Cotties]

its great how some men learn a lesson they will never forgetHe's clever...:)

[Annie]

Yes, I will on occasion ask my husband his opinion about an outfit, but it's usually when I can't decide between two outfits, rather than about one item of clothing. I think that's just setting someone up for failure to ask if something makes them look fat.
But I would want my husband to tell me if something wasn't entirely flattering on me. I do the same for him. It pays to be diplomatic though. I remember one occasion when I was going to wear a new top out for dinner, and instead of telling me I looked awful in it, he said, "I like that new top, honey! But I was hoping you'd wear that purple one! It looks so pretty on you!"
Well, I whipped that shirt off and had that purple one on before he started the car! It was weeks later that I realized that the new one made me look like a cornerback! But my feelings had been spared, which I was grateful for.
He sounds like I remember my father. It was never "You look so pretty in that." ... it was always "It looks so pretty on you." Such a huge difference in those phrases.

[pointofnoreturn]

Myhusband always says.."you that I cannot answer that, so I will always say Yes!" You look good in anything...

[p.J]

If my husband told me I look fat in a pair of pants.... I'd go back and buy 6 more just like 'em!

:D

I sometimes wonder if its reverse psychology, what they really mean is you really look bloody fantastic in them! :55

[Kissie]

I never have to ask SGT if my pants make me look fat...it is not the pants that make me look fat...it is the body that I put in the pants.....

I dont ask SGT if my pants make me look fat cuz he will lie to me and tell me I am not fat....all I have to do is look at myself....dont need to ask anyone!!!!

[christinalee]

If I asked my husband that, I would want the truth, but he would never say I was fat. Not even when I was pregnant and huge...
But he grew up with 3 sisters so that may have been beaten into him long before I was around!!

[MagicalMerlin]

:D

I sometimes wonder if its reverse psychology, what they really mean is you really look bloody fantastic in them! :55

LOL that is bloody funny in a way. The woman asks if we think her ass is fat in those jeans, yet when they are off and you're getting her doggie stlye there is rarely any complaints ...huh! :55 :D If at such time you do get a complaint during a doggie style, ass slapping sex session, then you have a problem!

[Milk]

i typed a great response last night. but then my internet provider failed me. :(

i ask my hubby does this look better or this? and his answer is based on my body language and facial expression. he can read my own feelings better than i can.

[thickitalian]

Would you tell her the truth? Ladies would you want to hear the truth? My husband gets so mad when I ask him stuff like that. He says its a trick question and no matter how he answers it he will be in trouble. Hes probably right:(

I'm in a good situation because my wife needs to gain weight so fatter is better but when something like that comes up I always am truthful but there are ways to say such things. I like to say yes, they make you look fat but they also make you look good or make you look hot...it helps and it's not all a fib either. :sc

[thickitalian]

If I asked my husband that, I would want the truth, but he would never say I was fat. Not even when I was pregnant and huge...
But he grew up with 3 sisters so that may have been beaten into him long before I was around!!

I loved this post Hun...I grew up with two sisters and no brothers...I can side with your husband. :lmao

[MagicalMerlin]

Living here in Central Florida it get to hot and muggy for pants. Now if Merlin say I look fat in shorts of my bikinis we'll have a problem. Trust me, he won't be doing anymore magic!:nu

(nina)

[toowildtotame]

I think women ask questions like that to get an honest response.

I would answer honestly as the women would be with me and women always want to please those they are with in that manner. Women love to look good when going out or just going somewhere besides around the house.

[toowildtotame]

If I asked my husband that, I would want the truth, but he would never say I was fat. Not even when I was pregnant and huge...
But he grew up with 3 sisters so that may have been beaten into him long before I was around!!

I side with your hubby on the not saying your fat when pregnant-- Women who are Pregnant always look great to me-- I don't look at the belly but rather Look into their eyes -- You will be amazed what you see there. Women who are prengant are sooooooooooooo beautiful and full of life.

[duanehofner]

Would you tell her the truth? Ladies would you want to hear the truth? My husband gets so mad when I ask him stuff like that. He says its a trick question and no matter how he answers it he will be in trouble. Hes probably right:(

Well Penny, was it a trick question? lol. I hate those type of questions as well. Never a satisfactory answer to them.

[PunkyBob]

How about asking your wives, "Honey, do these pants make me look huge?"

[p.a]

Would you tell her the truth? Ladies would you want to hear the truth? My husband gets so mad when I ask him stuff like that. He says its a trick question and no matter how he answers it he will be in trouble. Hes probably right:(

He's right and I don't:lmao

[mrclark76]

I try to be honest...because I want honesty in return.

[spare_change]

Would you tell her the truth? Ladies would you want to hear the truth? My husband gets so mad when I ask him stuff like that. He says its a trick question and no matter how he answers it he will be in trouble. Hes probably right:(


It is my considered, and considerable, experience that there is no way in hell, under threat of flogging, the rack, the water treatment, or whatever hellish torture she may think up, that I would ever, ever, ever consider answering this question. If there was ever a question that didn't have a right answer, this is it.

In fact, I'm pretty damn sure I won't even hear it when she asks.


By the way, the right answer is: "No dear, the pants don't make you look fat. Your ASS makes you look fat."

[PunkyBob]

It is my considered, and considerable, experience that there is no way in hell, under threat of flogging, the rack, the water treatment, or whatever hellish torture she may think up, that I would ever, ever, ever consider answering this question. If there was ever a question that didn't have a right answer, this is it.

In fact, I'm pretty damn sure I won't even hear it when she asks.


Ditto...mega-ditto...and my second favorite question is "How old do you think I am?

[Lacey]

It is my considered, and considerable, experience that there is no way in hell, under threat of flogging, the rack, the water treatment, or whatever hellish torture she may think up, that I would ever, ever, ever consider answering this question. If there was ever a question that didn't have a right answer, this is it.

In fact, I'm pretty damn sure I won't even hear it when she asks.


By the way, the right answer is: "No dear, the pants don't make you look fat. Your ASS makes you look fat."




Good answer!

[Amaretto]

"Do these pants make me look fat?"


"No, but the pint of ice cream and the box of Twinkies you polished off yesterday sure does."

:lmao

btw, does this bikini make me look fat? and how old do you think i am?

[mrh50]

if you have to ask then YES

[nitehawk99]

Would you tell her the truth? Ladies would you want to hear the truth? My husband gets so mad when I ask him stuff like that. He says its a trick question and no matter how he answers it he will be in trouble. Hes probably right:(

Or he could use a double entendre mixed with some sarcasm...what about this....
No Honnie its not the pants.....:dd

[redtruck98]

Would you tell her the truth? Ladies would you want to hear the truth? My husband gets so mad when I ask him stuff like that. He says its a trick question and no matter how he answers it he will be in trouble. Hes probably right:(

You must becareful of her feelings or it will be weeks before :sex happens! So, I ask how do they feel or what's wrong with them and then don't say another word. She will tell you what's wrong and how to fix it. :D And then you give her a huge and tell her you still love her. :hug: :sex

[guy384]

I'm always honest. You just have to find the right way of answering the question. Make the words work in your favor.

[MIGHTY]

I feel bad for him sometimes. I think he is afraid that, no matter what answer he gives, it's not going to be the right one. If he tells me the truth, that's just more time he has to wait for me to find the right outfit. If he tells me I look great, I'll think he's lying. He always tells me I look great, because he honestly thinks so. Me on the other hand....I do appreciate the fact that he's honest and doesn't try and spare my feelings. Regardless of what he thinks, he knows that I have to feel good about myself, or it's just not going to work.

[learman3]

I agree that it is a very difficult question. If you have a really great relationship it should be easy to say they make you look fat when they do. I would hope that even though my wife has gained a few pounds over the years I still find her attractive. That is what is more important to me.

[OICurready4me]

It is always a fine line to cross when that question gets asked but, if done with tact, it is possible to shape an answer so she doesn't chew your head off and think she is being insulted and still showing her how beautiful you think she is.

I'm thankful that I don't have to worry about that with her. I always do think she looks good because she is a beautiful woman but in the same regard, if something doesn't look as good on her as another outfit, I'll tell her. I like the fact that she takes so much pride in her appearance so any help I can give her, I feel, is helping her feel good about herself. I have told her many times that she would look great in a burlap bag but she doesn't believe me.

[jacklonghorn]

I'm one of the guys that makes himself busy with other stuff and fast! Seems every time she asked that question or anything about her appearance she wasn't happy with the way she looked. Then when I tell she looked good she would start a fight saying I was lying and then instead of going out she would sulk in the bedroom for the evening eating ice cream.

[Sensual Woman]

My husband doesn't notice one way or another...

[jacklonghorn]

My husband doesn't notice one way or another...


I bet your perfect.:ok

[Bamboo]

i tell the truth

[fourisit]

I want him to be honest cause when I am out in public and see a couple where the women looks like she tried but failed misseralbly I wonder why he would let her go out like that..I dont want people pointing and laughing at me or my man

[Penny]

I want an honest opinion too but sometimes Im not to happy when i get it :(

[catmom]

The truth - and that's what I usually get

[MikeyLikesIt]

I would always tell the truth:ok

[jmsmith12345]

I always answer..."No, honey, not THOSE jeans."

[Panerai]

I fill in my jeans nicely, I have a spanish shelf booty lol

[jmsmith12345]

I fill in my jeans nicely, I have a spanish shelf booty lol

Ok, your man card has been suspended until further notice...NO man has a "spanish shelf booty." I checked the man book, and it specifically states that the word "booty" is gender specific to those of the female persuasion...unless you're a pirate, but in that instance it refers to gold and rum. :D

[Panerai]

Ok, your man card has been suspended until further notice...NO man has a "spanish shelf booty." I checked the man book, and it specifically states that the word "booty" is gender specific to those of the female persuasion...unless you're a pirate, but in that instance it refers to gold and rum. :D


its ok, flip over the card, im metrosexual ;)

[fourisit]

I want an honest opinion too but sometimes Im not to happy when i get it :(
No I am not either but I would rather be upset and change then be embarrassed later.

[leighm]

I do ask on occassion, if I look ok. Why I do it I think is just to hear him say 'you look great' because he always says I look good when asked. Be nice if he said it without me asking though.

[sudsy552000]

I think and honest answer but it it a rigged question on occasion.
lol man occasions

[fly]

I really REALLY want an honest answer but also a tactful one.
yes I WOULD want to know if the pants didn't flatter me. But something like "well they are not my favorites on you" would suffice. I don't need the "dAyum baby didja eat the WHOLE box of donuts?" reply.
THAT will just get the closest heavy object chucked at your head. :D

[smplkindaman]

It is a loaded question. However, my response would be as follows: It doesn't necessarily matter what I think. If you feel good in them wear them. If they aren't my favorite pair, I'll let ya know in a sensitive way.

[KindheartedWoman]

I don't even ask amymore, because I know he will lie to make me feel better.

[jmsmith12345]

its ok, flip over the card, im metrosexual ;)

Ok, now it has been revoked until further notice. Never, ever, say "flip over" to another man...well, unless you go that way, but that is your business. :ok

[FeIsTy FaV]

Hell yes they make you look fat, the "muffin top" is disgusting!

[jmsmith12345]

Hell yes they make you look fat, the "muffin top" is disgusting!

Thanks...now my blueberry muffin just doesn't look so appetizing. I'll just save it for later.

[Sneaky]

I don't ask that question. I really pretty much know if something looks bad on me. But I will ask if I look ok.

Besides, as Al Bundy said:
"It's not the PANTS that make you look fat, it's the FAT that makes you look fat".
:crs

[SunnyD]

I'm with Sneaky. We go out often so it isn't uncommon for me to tell him to pick out what he would like to see me in and if he does wear it, but if not. I have eyes so I know if something looks good, borderline or OMG what were you thinking;)

[Fargo...really]

Two ground rules I somehow figured out how to sneak into my first month of marriage on that grounds that I can never win in either situation:
1.) I will never answer that question.
2.) I will never buy any article of clothing that requires a guesstimate of size.

For those couples where hubbies successfully buy clothing for their wifies, I congratulate you. For me, it would end up either with "you think I'm that fat?!" or "oh, so is this the size you think I should be?!", so I just won't go there.

[stellabelle]

Yes!

[cherokeered]

I don't ask...I got eyes and I got a mirror.....:crs

[SunnyD]

OMG, I would be naked if my hubby didn't buy me clothes! Between him, my mother and internet shopping I manage to stay in lingerie, clothes, shoes and accessories!:wy

Two ground rules I somehow figured out how to sneak into my first month of marriage on that grounds that I can never win in either situation:
1.) I will never answer that question.
2.) I will never buy any article of clothing that requires a guesstimate of size.

For those couples where hubbies successfully buy clothing for their wifies, I congratulate you. For me, it would end up either with "you think I'm that fat?!" or "oh, so is this the size you think I should be?!", so I just won't go there.

[Bandit]

"No dear, God made your a$$ look fat. The jeans have nothing to do with it"
And then the fight started...

[countrygent07]

No, Penney, you look beautiful as always.

[desertbear7]

i answer with no but they are making me hot enough to want to rip them off you and snack on what was in them.

[stellabelle]

"No dear, God made your a$$ look fat. The jeans have nothing to do with it"
And then the fight started...

You didn't!!!! :lmao

[Singeon]

I always take the blindfold and a last cigarette option before answering THAT question....*ready...aim.........*

[leighm]

I always take the blindfold and a last cigarette option before answering THAT question....*ready...aim.........*



I really do feel for you guys, you do have it tough in situations like this. But I prefer honesty. Quite often when you say you agree with something but don't, we can tell!

But you are lucky in that you aren't expected to really grow up. Unlike women, although there are those that don't but on the whole you guys can get away with it so much easier.

[curiousnate98]

I try to stay away from that question. I would never say yes.

[PA Loverboy]

Do these pants make me look Fat?

Would you tell her the truth? Ladies would you want to hear the truth? My husband gets so mad when I ask him stuff like that. He says its a trick question and no matter how he answers it he will be in trouble. Hes probably right:(



I'm lucky, Mrs. never asks me questions like that. I'd probably suggest she try another pair on & see if I could initiate something while she was in her undies.....:sex4:
I've learned a little white lie or flattery goes a long way.;)

[wan2b]

Sorry, I would tell her the truth she will do what she wants anyway.

[happygirl101]

Sorry, I would tell her the truth she will do what she wants anyway.

Thats me so I don't ask cuz he won't take the time to be honest and if i press him on it he will get pissed and the fight begins!!!

I will do what I think is best cuz I trust myself!!

[blu]

you could say, take off the pants so i can get a better look

[Steve30]

You have to tell the truth , .. otherwise you have no credibility when it actually is true.

I always say something like, "I can see you've been losing a lot of weight, you look good in those, .. but I think those other pants are more flattering"

DALE CARNEGIE BABY!

[oneeleven]

No its the fat that makes you look fat..

I think that is the best line!

[oscarlaveester]

penny,there arn't a pair of pants in the world that could ever make you look fat,just really sexy.

[november]

my husband says, you know if they make you look fat or not, why are you asking me?

[Brak_45]

They always ask us something like that...like dying her hair burgundy and asking: 'It's close enough to my real color isn't it?' Selective deafness doesn't always work!!

[MuchachitaSpice]

My pants never make me look fat... they fit my curves as they should. The question is how good does my ass look in them?

[Tempest]

I tell my husband that the way to know the answer to these impossible questions is simple. If I have time to change it, then he can be honest. But if we're late and on our way out the door, and I say "How do I look" the ONLY answer that is ok at that point, no matter how I look, is "You look great". But if we have an hour, be honest so I can fix that lipstick on my teeth and the big piece of hair that's sticking up on top of my head. there. and the pants never, ever, ever, make me or anyone else look fat.

[jmsmith12345]

I usually just ask my wife if this shirt makes my dick look huge

[november]

I usually just ask my wife if this shirt makes my dick look huge
and her reply is..HAHAHAHAHA

[MuchachitaSpice]

Lmao..

[Tempest]

and her reply is..HAHAHAHAHA

girl you know it's a VERY tiny shirt

[jmsmith12345]

and her reply is..HAHAHAHAHA

I love it when Moose Knuckle in her pink spandex chimes in...she was this close :hug: to getting some lovin' too

[november]

I love it when Moose Knuckle in her pink spandex chimes in...she was this close :hug: to getting some lovin' too

oh, damn..i had the shoehorn all greased up for you too

[jmsmith12345]

oh, damn..i had the shoehorn all greased up for you too

and I just borrowed the jaws of life from the local VFD

[november]

and I just borrowed the jaws of life from the local VFD

LMAO

[likesbuttons]

those pants make you look phat! baby......

[november]

well jm, my mother always told me that sometimes, on rare occasions, good things can come in small packages, and you only have to stop laughing to enjoy them

[jmsmith12345]

well jm, my mother always told me that sometimes, on rare occasions, good things can come in small packages, and you only have to stop laughing to enjoy them

I pity your poor father, no wonder all he could reproduce was you

[november]

at least i'm the product of human sperm

[jmsmith12345]

at least i'm the product of human sperm

is that what she told you? :lmao

[MuchachitaSpice]

I just knew this question would cause problems... lol

[november]

she showed me the video of my conception..very forward thinker, my mother

[Zak1000]

What pants?

[MuchachitaSpice]

My pants never make me look fat...

[katiebug]

i asked DH once "hon, do these pants make me look fat?"...

he replied, "it's not the pants -- it's your hips!"

[Brak_45]

I resort to grunts and non verbal responses and hopes the question was retorical