British Expressions

[Milk]

Some of my british friends use rather odd expressions when we talk about sex. I'd like to start a collection of them here.


Beef Curtains = labia

[Shiane]

Some of my british friends use rather odd expressions when we talk about sex. I'd like to start a collection of them here.


Beef Curtains = labia

OMG :D I knew this guy for several years, his name was Roast Beef Curtains! I always wondered why he chose that name! LOL now I know! :lmao

[angelis]

we use shag for have sex, don't know if that is British or not!!

[Pebbles]

Knickers..panties
'Arse-up' include 'balls-up'....which tends to be used to describe when things go badly.
Bum,which is the butt.
Penis is 'willy' or 'willie'.
The word 'fanny' in America is, like, 'bum', mildly vulgar, meaning 'buttocks'. In the UK, however, it is rarely used in polite conversation as it would be interpreted as meaning 'vagina'.
Don't say "fanny pack" over here! Not a good thing to say!! Call it a "bum pack"!!
Different parts of the UK have different slang word meanings. I still can't understand some of them!!

[Shiane]

Doesn't Todger mean Willy or penis also?

Fag.....Cigarette
BRB i'm havin a fag. Smokin a fag. Fag Break. :whee:

[Lena]

........
Fag.....Cigarette
BRB i'm havin a fag. Smokin a fag. Fag Break. :whee:
(Really hate that!!!!):(

[longnhard32]

how about come bye and knock you up in the morning

alway one of my favs:sex

[Pebbles]

Doesn't Todger mean Willy or penis also?

Fag.....Cigarette
BRB i'm havin a fag. Smokin a fag. Fag Break. :whee:

I don't really like this either...but have gotten so use to it..I don't pay much attention any more!
The girls in office are always jumping up and saying they are going outside to have a fag. Another girl will jump up and say I'll join you! And away they go to. I have heard them say a smoke or a ciggie...too!

To Snog...means to (long)kiss!

[Milk]

bugger means butt fuk?

"that really gets on my tits" = that really annoys me

spunk = a mans cum

[Milk]

minge = to bitch

balltag = a piece of poo that hangs from the hair in your crack

[Milk]

Those crazy Brits say things in ways that make Americans giggle. Here's a classic example.

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s231/Lady_Milkchan/Brit1.jpg

[Milk]

I believe this qualifies as another typical british sign.