Stuff I Think

[ethans_so_bad]

This thread is called stuff I think, not stuff yall think..................

[ethans_so_bad]

1. Some people think the worst part of Razor Blade Pizza is the razor blades. They're wrong though - it's the horribly salty sauce recipe that irritates all of your internal lacerations.

[ethans_so_bad]

2. When I was a kid one of the fun things my dad used to like to do was to promise me a trip to Disney World. When the day to go finally came, after weeks of planning I would be so excited I could hardly contain myself. I would leap into the car and look eagerly out the window the entire trip. Finally, after a few minutes of driving, my dad would shout "Here we are!" as he pulled into the parking lot of some dilapidated building. Then with great disbelief and sadness in his voice he would cry out, "Oh no! Look kids! Disneyland burned down!" Then take us all home. Man I loved those endless summers.......................

[ethans_so_bad]

3. If half of all marriages end in divorce, that must mean the other half all end in death. Not a lot of incentive from my perspective, but that's just me.

[ethans_so_bad]

4. Wal Mart is a corporate republic. If anyone, anywhere denies that - it only proves I am right.

[ethans_so_bad]

5. I'm not sure what the big fear is associated with alien abduction. So you go to sleep, ugly people pick you up, violate you sexually while you're passed out and then you don't remember it until years later. God, for 31 years I've been calling that Friday night.

[ethans_so_bad]

6. What if the sun DOESN'T come out tommorow? And where did an orphan get a dollar to bet it will? And what is an underage ward of the state doing gambling?

[ethans_so_bad]

7. Sometimes I just stare into the sun, marveling at its powers and the gentle grace with which it warms the good, green Earth and allows for life itself. Then I stop and think "Good God, I've blinded myself again!"

[ethans_so_bad]

8. If I ask your advice it isn't because I value your opinion, it is because I need an accomplice.

[ethans_so_bad]

Let your first impulse pass and wait on the second. Theyr'e usually stronger and much harder to resist.

[Outta]

goddam it lad. I write all these good quotes and you steal 'em right under my nose.



I know you want the girls to think you're cute and smart, but it just ain't gonna happen by using my quotes and my college pictures.

Dumb Texan, you. LOL

[ethans_so_bad]

And it aint gonna happen if they see me talking to you either. I'd love to continue this battle of wits with you but since you are unarmed and I'm being ordered to call someone for phone sex....................

[hoss]

And it aint gonna happen if they see me talking to you either. I'd love to continue this battle of wits with you but since you are unarmed and I'm being ordered to call someone for phone sex....................

those 1-900 numbers can add up really quick....:D

[ethans_so_bad]

Yeah but the ones you recommended are working out pretty well. Thanks for the frequent caller card............

those 1-900 numbers can add up really quick....:D

[spare_change]

This thread is called stuff I think, not stuff yall think..................



MMMMM -- presumes somebody cares!

[hoss]

Yeah but the ones you recommended are working out pretty well. Thanks for the frequent caller card............

not my card ...when u have Momma as a partner ,u dont need a phone to get off ...but i digress...

This is your thread for your thoughts ...:wa:

[Outta]

And it aint gonna happen if they see me talking to you either. I'd love to continue this battle of wits with you but since you are unarmed and I'm being ordered to call someone for phone sex....................
Sorry. That's just me calling you on the other line. I also sent you 50 PM's this morning.

[fly]

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[Annie]

This thread is called stuff I think, not stuff yall think..................are we blogging now?

[cherokeered]

MMMMM -- presumes somebody cares!


:lmao :lmao

[Outta]

Dang it Outta...........quite filling up his PM box..........how is he suppose to get MY sexy pm's if it's full of all your garbage?:D
that's just it avi, i want him to myself.

[MIGHTY]

This thread is called stuff I think, not stuff yall think..................

You made me smile this morning buddy.....thanks......:kk

[ethans_so_bad]

9. Isn't it odd the way everyone automatically assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap? I like to fill mine with mustard, just to teach people a valuable lesson in trust.

[ethans_so_bad]

You know, I notced that your av says those boobs are yours. I beg to differ. Those boobs my dear, are mine.

xox



Dang it Outta...........quite filling up his PM box..........how is he suppose to get MY sexy pm's if it's full of all your garbage?:D

[Outta]

You know, I notced that your av says those boobs are yours. I beg to differ. Those boobs my dear, are mine.

xox
Hard to claim those boobs, Ethan. I think they could feed Ethiopia.

[ethans_so_bad]

To hell with Ethiopia. It's good to be the King.................

Hard to claim those boobs, Ethan. I think they could feed Ethiopia.

[Outta]

To hell with Ethiopia. It's good to be the King.................
Ah, a quote from my favorite movie.

"Oh, Piss Boy ....."

[ethans_so_bad]

Movie?



Ah, a quote from my favorite movie.

"Oh, Piss Boy ....."

[Outta]

Movie?
Gosh, young man. Haven't you seen "History of the World"?

[Butterfly_13]

He's such a yuppie! :na



Gosh, young man. Haven't you seen "History of the World"?

[cherokeered]

i think...therefore i am



So...I am thinking of Hi-jacking this thread....and therefore I am...lol

[Dmy]

i think...therefore i am



So...I am thinking of Hi-jacking this thread....and therefore I am...lol


Im thinking.....there sometime sI have no problem lettting a woman do what ever the hell she wants to do! :D :dd :sex :55

[cherokeered]

Im thinking.....there sometime sI have no problem lettting a woman do what ever the hell she wants to do! :D :dd :sex :55


so, if i tied your hands to the headboard....and licked you from head to toe.....except for your cock....and rubbed my breasts all over you...then took my wet pussy and ran it over your chest and legs....then knelt over your face...just out of reach...and masturbated...and then stuck that finger in my mouth....

You wouldnt mind?

How would ya feel if I then let ya go?

[fire11614]

so, if i tied your hands to the headboard....and licked you from head to toe.....except for your cock....and rubbed my breasts all over you...then took my wet pussy and ran it over your chest and legs....then knelt over your face...just out of reach...and masturbated...and then stuck that finger in my mouth....

You wouldnt mind?

How would ya feel if I then let ya go?

You don't want to know, lol

[cherokeered]

You don't want to know, lol


yeh, I do...thats the point....drive ya crazy, then let ya at me....lol

[fire11614]

you would be in for the time of your life, for sure, all that energy from you would just explode

[cherokeered]

you would be in for the time of your life, for sure, all that energy from you would just explode


Yup....animal lust driven over the edge...lol

see, this is what sex is about....lust, desire, teasing, flirting, messy, fun

[fire11614]

oh i agree it sure is now lets see how good we are at it, lol

[Dmy]

so, if i tied your hands to the headboard....and licked you from head to toe.....except for your cock....and rubbed my breasts all over you...then took my wet pussy and ran it over your chest and legs....then knelt over your face...just out of reach...and masturbated...and then stuck that finger in my mouth....

You wouldnt mind?

How would ya feel if I then let ya go?

See... exactly my point! Hmmm...Cherokee, would I mind? let me get the rope and if you turn me loose....You may have to face some consequences hun!
Damn...Cherokee............I better go take a shower now! wooohhhhhhhhhhhh

[hoss]

i think...therefore i am



So...I am thinking of Hi-jacking this thread....and therefore I am...lol


awww....then we'd miss all of Ethans deep thoughts .....i for one can wait for the next one ....

[Momma]

One of the Best Movies ever made !!....LOL....Have it on DVD.....watch it all the time....Good taste sweetie !!.....:kk


Gosh, young man. Haven't you seen "History of the World"?

[Cotties]

..............:D ..................still waiting for something of substance hereThis thread is called stuff I think, not stuff yall think..................

[cherokeered]

..............:D ..................still waiting for something of substance here


didn't you read my post??????????



:D :55

[Cotties]

sorry there Cher....you hi-jacking did bring the substance.......



i think...therefore i am



So...I am thinking of Hi-jacking this thread....and therefore I am...lol
...now whats that liquid called again:sc

[cherokeered]

sorry there Cher....you hi-jacking did bring the substance.......



...now whats that liquid called again:sc


Cum?

[fly]

[............

[ethans_so_bad]

Youre gonna be waiting a hell of a long time. I suggest you hold your breath while you wait.



..............:D ..................still waiting for something of substance here

[ethans_so_bad]

Oh I'm gonna stamp em alright..................




Dang.........whatd'ya know??

I totally missed seeing your name stamped right across them!!! I should REALLY be more observant hugh?:D

[ethans_so_bad]

10. Whales may be the biggest animals on earth and cheetah's may be the fastest but neither of them have pockets. That is what makes me superior to them.

[tiger50]

10. Whales may be the biggest animals on earth and cheetah's may be the fastest but neither of them have pockets. That is what makes me superior to them.

the corollary to this then is that a roo wud be ur equal, or better.. theirs aint sewn on..:sc

[ethans_so_bad]

Yeah I have no problem admitting that it makes a roo BETTER. But I mean, even though they HAVE a pocket, how much better can they be? I mean, they put their babies in them for crying out loud. AT least I don't keep babies in my pocket.



the corollary to this then is that a roo wud be ur equal, or better.. theirs aint sewn on..:sc

[ethans_so_bad]

11. You should never cry over spilt milk. Unless, of course, you are stranded on a deserted island and a magical genie shows up and offers you a lifetime of pleasure, fame, and fortune in exchange for your last glass of milk and you leap with glee and nearly spill your milk, then after you sigh in relief that it hasn't spilled, you step on a clam shell and drop the glass, causing the genie to disappear and leaving you to live out your days on a diet of coconuts and dead seagulls.

[ethans_so_bad]

12. You know what doesn't scare me? The threat of super-intelligent plants. They take so long to grow that we'd totally see through their plans in advance.

[fly]

12. You know what doesn't scare me? The threat of super-intelligent plants. They take so long to grow that we'd totally see through their plans in advance.
............

[ethans_so_bad]

13. Whenever I go walking in the forest I like to stop now and then and build a small pile of rocks. You can never be too prepared for a rock throwing contest.

[ethans_so_bad]

14. I bet a lot of mimes choke to death because everyone just thinks it is one of those lame mime routines.

[ethans_so_bad]

15. A great lover is not a man who can seduce a different woman every night of his life. A great lover is a man who can seduce the same woman every night for the rest of her life.

[ethans_so_bad]

Whoever thought that up was apparently seducing no women any night of his life.

[fire11614]

sounds like a lie to me

[Momma]

You said it hun !! ;) :kk



15. A great lover is not a man who can seduce a differnt woman every night of his life. A great lover is a man who can seduce the same woman every night the rest of her life.

[ethans_so_bad]

Damn skippy Mom, I'm good like that.



You said it hun !! ;) :kk

[majorfun]

Pick me. Pick me, Pick me




so, if i tied your hands to the headboard....and licked you from head to toe.....except for your cock....and rubbed my breasts all over you...then took my wet pussy and ran it over your chest and legs....then knelt over your face...just out of reach...and masturbated...and then stuck that finger in my mouth....

You wouldnt mind?

How would ya feel if I then let ya go?

[pointofnoreturn]

I think Ethan has been away for a long time..

[Dmy]

I think Im way too easy! :D ;)

[SexyCowgirl]

5. I'm not sure what the big fear is associated with alien abduction. So you go to sleep, ugly people pick you up, violate you sexually while you're passed out and then you don't remember it until years later. God, for 31 years I've been calling that Friday night.

You mean those were aliens? Are they coming back? Because I've been missing them!:lmao

[pointofnoreturn]

I think Im way too easy! :D ;)I think I like easy..:whee:

[ethans_so_bad]

You mean those were aliens? Are they coming back? Because I've been missing them!:lmao


Well I certainly HOPE theyre coming up. If they don't my trailer house / alien landing strip is gonna is makin me look real silly to the neighbors.

[MysteryLaidee]

Well I certainly HOPE theyre coming up. If they don't my trailer house / alien landing strip is gonna is makin me look real silly to the neighbors.

Ooops...too late

[ethans_so_bad]

Ooops...too late


Hey don't be critical. If it weren't for us poor rednecks in trailer parks being abducted by aliens, you suburbanites would have no one to feel superior to.

xox

[MysteryLaidee]

Hey don't be critical. If it weren't for us poor rednecks in trailer parks being abducted by aliens, you suburbanites would have no one to feel superior to.

xox

who said I lived in a suburban? :D

I was just commenting on your neighbors thinking you were silly....probably too late to dodge that bullet...just saying....

[ethans_so_bad]

I know I know. It's best not to think too deeply about the stuff I say.



who said I lived in a suburban? :D

I was just commenting on your neighbors thinking you were silly....probably too late to dodge that bullet...just saying....

[MysteryLaidee]

I know I know. It's best not to think too deeply about the stuff I say.

It was a joke, nothing more.

[ethans_so_bad]

nothing comes to mind..............nothing comes to mind

[ethans_so_bad]

Doctor Bob had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head saying: "Bob, don't worry about it, you aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of their patients. Anyway- you're single. Just let it go..."

But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality whispering:......

"Bob........... "You're a vet".

[SexyCowgirl]

Doctor Bob had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head saying: "Bob, don't worry about it, you aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of their patients. Anyway- you're single. Just let it go..."

But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality whispering:......

"Bob........... "You're a vet".


:lmao :lmao :lmao

[ethans_so_bad]

yeah I'm a riot - if you don't believe so, just ask me

[ethans_so_bad]

I wonder why we continue to eat corn. We obviously cannot digest it............

[ethans_so_bad]

Yesterday I accidentally drank some baby formula. I hope I'm not pregnant.

[christinalee]

I wonder why we continue to eat corn. We obviously cannot digest it............
hahahaha.....
I wonder why I give my almost 2 year old rasins they just come out the other end more hydrated than they went in.....

[ethans_so_bad]

Is a polar bear actually just a rectangular bear after having had an elective coordinate transform operation?

[ethans_so_bad]

So what it sounds like you are saying is, if I eat a raisin, I can shit a grape?


interesting...............................to the point that I'm gonna try it.



hahahaha.....
I wonder why I give my almost 2 year old rasins they just come out the other end more hydrated than they went in.....

[christinalee]

I only know this because I change ALOT of daipers...

[ethans_so_bad]

well that would be one way to save the grapes - use diapers..............

[MIGHTY]

I think that reading Ethan's posts are like watching a wreck. You don't want to stare, but you can't tear yourself away either.........:whee:

You're a nut Ethan.......:)

[ethans_so_bad]

You, my dear, have just summed my entire life.....................I'm in awe.



xox





I think that reading Ethan's posts are like watching a wreck. You don't want to stare, but you can't tear yourself away either.........:whee:

You're a nut Ethan.......:)

[fly]

You, my dear, have just summed my entire life.....................I'm in awe.



xox

HEY!!!:nu

Don'tcha be giving Mighty any of my little x's and o's........you wanna cause a cat fight????????
:D

[ethans_so_bad]

Tisk, tisk. Settle down shmoopy. All my x's and o's are yours alone.





HEY!!!:nu


Don'tcha be giving Mighty any of my little x's and o's........you wanna cause a cat fight????????
:D

[unctarheel_32]

i think that avi has a nice st of boobs:dd

Dang it Outta...........quite filling up his PM box..........how is he suppose to get MY sexy pm's if it's full of all your garbage?:D

[unctarheel_32]

I think that i would lose my freaking mind ,keep in mind that i would be very hard though.:lf so, if i tied your hands to the headboard....and licked you from head to toe.....except for your cock....and rubbed my breasts all over you...then took my wet pussy and ran it over your chest and legs....then knelt over your face...just out of reach...and masturbated...and then stuck that finger in my mouth....

You wouldnt mind?

How would ya feel if I then let ya go?

[unctarheel_32]

i think there is alot of sexy women on this site

[fly]

........

[surfnchat]

I think of Avi... :wa:

[ethans_so_bad]

I think your command of english grammar betrays the fact that you are from North Carolina.



i think there is alot of sexy women on this site

[ethans_so_bad]

Wait a minute! It occurs to me that this thread is for stuff I think. I being the operative word.

[surfnchat]

Wait a minute! It occurs to me that this thread is for stuff I think. I being the operative word.

Great minds think alike and we both like the same stuff! :D

[ethans_so_bad]

I doubt seriously we think the same stuff. Besides that, I've been to Dallas. Aside from Jerry Jones and T. Boone Pickens, there are no great minds there.


Great minds think alike and we both like the same stuff! :D

[surfnchat]

I doubt seriously we think the same stuff. Besides that, I've been to Dallas. Aside from Jerry Jones and T. Boone Pickens, there are no great minds there.

That's exactly what I was going to say! Wow... :D

[spare_change]

I think your command of english grammar betrays the fact that you are from North Carolina.


I think you have been offensive and rude, and owe an apology.

[pointofnoreturn]

I think you need a slap on your ass....Wheeeeeeeeee

[Jy]

Ouch! Did you say that out loud?
There's alot of members here from NC, Ethan, and all of them are bright, intelligent, articulate people. You crossed a line. I think your command of english grammar betrays the fact that you are from North Carolina.

[Jy]

Oh! Another sweeping generalization?!I doubt seriously we think the same stuff. Besides that, I've been to Dallas. Aside from Jerry Jones and T. Boone Pickens, there are no great minds there.

[Jy]

And it occurs to me that Penny and Heaterman are the ones who own this site and pay the bills, so unless you're willing to pick up the tab, perhaps you should learn how to share.Wait a minute! It occurs to me that this thread is for stuff I think. I being the operative word.

[pointofnoreturn]

I think Ethan gets to big for his britches sometimes. He is harmless, just cockey...

[Jy]

Of course he is, Point, but I'd still like to hear his response. I think Ethan gets to big for his britches sometimes. He is harmless, just cockey...

[pointofnoreturn]

Of course he is, Point, but I'd still like to hear his response.I know. I am sorry for butting in. Hate to see people upset. anywhere. Guess I shou:wa: ld have been a moderator????

[ethans_so_bad]

To my dear friends at M&F,

It occurs to me (through an endless stream of emails on the subject) that some of the things that I say on here are occasionally, well let’s just say – less than what might be considered socially acceptable. The truth is, I only say those things because I myself am less than what might be considered socially acceptable.

You see; as a child, my natural parents sold me to some Gypsies one night outside a convenient store for cigarette money. While I don’t spite my parents for this because, let’s face it, who CAN’T use some extra cash – I often wondered what it would have been like to grow up in a real home as opposed to traversing the countryside in wooden wagons, stealing home made pies from window sills.

Now, I’m not claiming I’m a victim here. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no. After all, what doesn’t kill us only makes us stronger. I only tell you this because, in my opinion, what Ethan needs is not to be made to pay website bills or a spanking……….well maybe he would like a good spanking; but what he really needs is love. In the words of the immortal John Lennon……”All you need is (to) love (ethan), All you need is (to) love (ethan),All you need is (to) love (ethan), (to) love (ethan) is all you need……………” (parenthesis mine).

So anyway, if I have offended anyone in North Carolina; Dallas Texas; Lancaster County Pennsylvania, Zolfo Springs Florida, Ordfordville Oregon, or anywhere in between I am truly, madly, deeply and desperately sorry. I will never do so again.

Now everybody come give Ethan a big hug – except you Outta
Go ahead! cmon………cmon………..it’s okay….you know you want to.


My name is Ethan and I approved this message.

[surfdude]

whiner


To my dear friends at M&F,

It occurs to me (through an endless stream of emails on the subject) that some of the things that I say on here are occasionally, well let’s just say – less than what might be considered socially acceptable. The truth is, I only say those things because I myself am less than what might be considered socially acceptable.

You see; as a child, my natural parents sold me to some Gypsies one night outside a convenient store for cigarette money. While I don’t spite my parents for this because, let’s face it, who CAN’T use some extra cash – I often wondered what it would have been like to grow up in a real home as opposed to traversing the countryside in wooden wagons, stealing home made pies from window sills.

Now, I’m not claiming I’m a victim here. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no. After all, what doesn’t kill us only makes us stronger. I only tell you this because, in my opinion, what Ethan needs is not to be made to pay website bills or a spanking……….well maybe he would like a good spanking; but what he really needs is love. In the words of the immortal John Lennon……”All you need is (to) love (ethan), All you need is (to) love (ethan),All you need is (to) love (ethan), (to) love (ethan) is all you need……………” (parenthesis mine).

So anyway, if I have offended anyone in North Carolina; Dallas Texas; Lancaster County Pennsylvania, Zolfo Springs Florida, Ordfordville Oregon, or anywhere in between I am truly, madly, deeply and desperately sorry. I will never do so again.

Now everybody come give Ethan a big hug – except you Outta
Go ahead! cmon………cmon………..it’s okay….you know you want to.


My name is Ethan and I approved this message.

[ethans_so_bad]

Thanks for you understanding man. Its always you who helps me get through the really tough times.....

whiner

[surfdude]

Tough love, baby. That's the only way to go.

Thanks for you understanding man. Its always you who helps me get through the really tough times.....

[ethans_so_bad]

It IS what broke through to me..............



Tough love, baby. That's the only way to go.

[Jy]

It occurs to me that this was your attempt at an apology.

I'm not sure what your little story was meant to accomplish. If you were trying to gain sympathy, you won't be getting it from me. It's tough all over, Ethan. Most of the members here have problems that would make you want to go to bed and lie down for a year. And some of us had childhoods that would give you nightmares.
The rules of the site are straightforward. Respect for your fellow members. Apologize and be done with it.
But if it's love you want, you get what you give.
To my dear friends at M&F,

It occurs to me (through an endless stream of emails on the subject) that some of the things that I say on here are occasionally, well let’s just say – less than what might be considered socially acceptable. The truth is, I only say those things because I myself am less than what might be considered socially acceptable.

You see; as a child, my natural parents sold me to some Gypsies one night outside a convenient store for cigarette money. While I don’t spite my parents for this because, let’s face it, who CAN’T use some extra cash – I often wondered what it would have been like to grow up in a real home as opposed to traversing the countryside in wooden wagons, stealing home made pies from window sills.

Now, I’m not claiming I’m a victim here. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no. After all, what doesn’t kill us only makes us stronger. I only tell you this because, in my opinion, what Ethan needs is not to be made to pay website bills or a spanking……….well maybe he would like a good spanking; but what he really needs is love. In the words of the immortal John Lennon……”All you need is (to) love (ethan), All you need is (to) love (ethan),All you need is (to) love (ethan), (to) love (ethan) is all you need……………” (parenthesis mine).

So anyway, if I have offended anyone in North Carolina; Dallas Texas; Lancaster County Pennsylvania, Zolfo Springs Florida, Ordfordville Oregon, or anywhere in between I am truly, madly, deeply and desperately sorry. I will never do so again.

Now everybody come give Ethan a big hug – except you Outta
Go ahead! cmon………cmon………..it’s okay….you know you want to.


My name is Ethan and I approved this message.

[ethans_so_bad]

Well, I wasn't actually trying to gain sympathy, generate love or attempt an apology. I HAD, however, decided last night that I would post a genuine heartfelt apology. Then I came and saw this and decided against it. Then I thought, "hmmmm I shouldn't let that chicks reprimand stop me from apologizing." Then I thought, "I sure like chocolate cake." Then I thought, "No wait, get your mind back on the apology thing." Then I thought, "but chocolate cake sure would be good right now." Then I thought, "No man, cmon concentrate -apology!"


SO! Here is what I have decided to do. I will BOTH apologize - and have chocolate cake.




It occurs to me that this was your attempt at an apology.

I'm not sure what your little story was meant to accomplish. If you were trying to gain sympathy, you won't be getting it from me. It's tough all over, Ethan. Most of the members here have problems that would make you want to go to bed and lie down for a year. And some of us had childhoods that would give you nightmares.
The rules of the site are straightforward. Respect for your fellow members. Apologize and be done with it.
But if it's love you want, you get what you give.

[pointofnoreturn]

I love Chocolate cake....

[Jy]

So, let me get this straight...
That post wasn't to gain sympathy, generate love, or attempt an apology? Then what was it?
You decided last night to actually apologize, but reconsidered it when you saw my post? But then thought better of it, and decided to apologize?
Then where is this supposed apology?

Well, I wasn't actually trying to gain sympathy, generate love or attempt an apology. I HAD, however, decided last night that I would post a genuine heartfelt apology. Then I came and saw this and decided against it. Then I thought, "hmmmm I shouldn't let that chicks reprimand stop me from apologizing." Then I thought, "I sure like chocolate cake." Then I thought, "No wait, get your mind back on the apology thing." Then I thought, "but chocolate cake sure would be good right now." Then I thought, "No man, cmon concentrate -apology!"


SO! Here is what I have decided to do. I will BOTH apologize - and have chocolate cake.

[vinnieborg]

lunch i'm hungry

[ethans_so_bad]

So, let me get this straight...
That post wasn't to gain sympathy, generate love, or attempt an apology? Then what was it?
You decided last night to actually apologize, but reconsidered it when you saw my post? But then thought better of it, and decided to apologize?
Then where is this supposed apology?

It's hiding right out there in the open

[Jy]

And so sincerely heartfelt that I missed it completely. It's hiding right out there in the open

[ethans_so_bad]

LOL! It's there. In a big way. I'm glad it wasn't a snake.



And so sincerely heartfelt that I missed it completely.

[fly]

I love Chocolate cake....

I'm thinking you have a serious cake addiction here!!! :D

[Jy]

I saw it. Well done, and thank you.
I'm glad it wasn't a snake either.
LOL! It's there. In a big way. I'm glad it wasn't a snake.

[pointofnoreturn]

I'm thinking you have a serious cake addiction here!!! :D

Either that or someone has a crush on Ethan!!!

Actually it is a sweet tooth, and since I only have one tooth/????It is very sweet....:D

[ethans_so_bad]

okay now
back to my inane drivel on my thread

[fly]

okay now
back to my inane drivel on my thread

We're waiting..........:D
We KNOW you didn't run out!!!!

[pointofnoreturn]

I think everyone needs to chill today. Enjoy the weekend people..:hug:

[ethans_so_bad]

I'm having great difficulty trying to decide whether to grow really big sideburns, or some type of old west style moustache. Any advice?

[p.J]

I'm having great difficulty trying to decide whether to grow really big sideburns, or some type of old west style moustache. Any advice?

I tried it once and I have to say it really did put a whole new perspective on life! Yea, I was ridiculed,propositioned by lesbians and men in lederhosen! But I felt liberated and well able to express myself in a manner unlike anything else I have experienced! My family did take a while to come to terms with my new image, but they understood how important it was for me to explore my inner self! So, yea go for it I say! :55

[Pink4You]

looking to post movies and pic, bare with me

[One Song Hero]

I tried it once and I have to say it really did put a whole new perspective on life! Yea, I was ridiculed,propositioned by lesbians and men in lederhosen! But I felt liberated and well able to express myself in a manner unlike anything else I have experienced! My family did take a while to come to terms with my new image, but they understood how important it was for me to explore my inner self! So, yea go for it I say! :55
:lmao :lmao :lmao
(men in lederhosen!):lmao :lmao

[pointofnoreturn]

I was trying to grow long sideburns on my other set of lips, but I could not, so went with the mustache.Twirls good and feels good when twirling....

[Phlirt]

I think its gonna be gut wrenching to try to explain to my 7 year old that Mommy is moving out...:cry: :cry:

[Guymisseswife]

I think its gonna be gut wrenching to try to explain to my 7 year old that Mommy is moving out...:cry: :cry:
its a ways off still, dont worry i have ideas and we will be fine hun. she is most important to us and we will be fine and strong together for her through it. i got your back here dont you even worry

[pointofnoreturn]

I think this is a flirting site and there is way to much seriouness here. Kiss make up, make out..Do youwhat you will, but try and enjoy everyone. Ok who said that??

[Guymisseswife]

I think this is a flirting site and there is way to much seriouness here. Kiss make up, make out..Do youwhat you will, but try and enjoy everyone. Ok who said that??

i like this advice :D :kk :knuddel: :sex

[One Song Hero]

I was trying to grow long sideburns on my other set of lips, but I could not, so went with the mustache.Twirls good and feels good when twirling....
:lmao :lmao
Oh, I hope it's not one of those sinister sidewinder moustaches, the kind worn by the infamous Snidely Whiplash. Perhaps something more like a Sam Elliot or even a Hitler 'stache would be better. Then, again, if there's anywhere on Earth I rather experience a little whiplash, it would definitely be in service as your 'Point man'. :D

[pointofnoreturn]

:lmao :lmao
Oh, I hope it's not one of those sinister sidewinder moustaches, the kind worn by the infamous Snidely Whiplash. Perhaps something more like a Sam Elliot or even a Hitler 'stache would be better. Then, again, if there's anywhere on Earth I rather experience a little whiplash, it would definitely be in service as your 'Point man'. :DWell tahnk you One song...I think the hitler mustache would bebetter...

[ethans_so_bad]

alright look, back to stuff I think. emotional baggage goes in the overhead compartment.

[ethans_so_bad]

Recently I've begun to pee sitting down. It began out of curiosity, and continued out of laziness. I fear however, based on the laws of natural selection; that sitting down to pee coupled with an extreme lack of sex may cause my dick to fall off entirely. Do you think this is how women came about?

[Guymisseswife]

Recently I've begun to pee sitting down. It began out of curiosity, and continued out of laziness. I fear however, based on the laws of natural selection; that sitting down to pee coupled with an extreme lack of sex may cause my dick to fall off entirely. Do you think this is how women came about?

I am not sure but when i take a leak i sit also, thats mostly because wife has the seat down and i am to lazy to lift it and put it back down

[MCat]

Recently I've begun to pee sitting down. It began out of curiosity, and continued out of laziness. I fear however, based on the laws of natural selection; that sitting down to pee coupled with an extreme lack of sex may cause my dick to fall off entirely. Do you think this is how women came about?

If thats so...then we must have got our tits cause you guys were playing and tugging on yours all the time....what do you think ethan...:sc

[ethans_so_bad]

LOL! It's funny you should ask. I have a theory on that. Women first developed breast because I needed something to look at while I'm not listening to whatever it is they have to say.



If thats so...then we must have got our tits cause you guys were playing and tugging on yours all the time....what do you think ethan...:sc

[Guymisseswife]

LOL! It's funny you should ask. I have a theory on that. Women first developed breast because I needed something to look at when I WASN'T listening to what they had to say.


so you never have listened to a woman ? :D

[ethans_so_bad]

Uh, what? I'm sorry. Were you saying something?



so you never have listened to a woman ? :D

[MCat]

LOL! It's funny you should ask. I have a theory on that. Women first developed breast because I needed something to look at when I WASN'T listening to what they had to say.

Ethan...your name fits you perfectly....you are sooooo bad.

[ethans_so_bad]

She finally comes around...........



Ethan...your name fits you perfectly....you are sooooo bad.

[MCat]

She finally comes around...........

Oh hell....:D

[ethans_so_bad]

she even considers herself an Ethan-ite now.

[MCat]

she even considers herself an Ethan-ite now

Double hell....:D

[ethans_so_bad]

It's okay hun, shameful, but okay...............

[mer]

well i think somebody should empty their pm folder so they can get messages again!

[Guymisseswife]

mine is not full LMFAO

[ethans_so_bad]

done and done!



well i think somebody should empty their pm folder so they can get messages again!

[ethans_so_bad]

Thats because yours is not mine...........



mine is not full LMFAO

[Phlirt]

If thats so...then we must have got our tits cause you guys were playing and tugging on yours all the time....what do you think ethan...:sc

Oh my god that is the funniest post of the day for sure!!

[Annie]

Recently I've begun to pee sitting down. It began out of curiosity, and continued out of laziness. I fear however, based on the laws of natural selection; that sitting down to pee coupled with an extreme lack of sex may cause my dick to fall off entirely. Do you think this is how women came about? Yes, but it was soon discovered that as soon as it fell off.... brain matter suddenly appeared in the skull.

What do you think Ethan?

[pointofnoreturn]

Yes, but it was soon discovered that as soon as it fell off.... brain matter suddenly appeared in the skull.

What do you think Ethan?:lmao :na

[p.J]

Yes, but it was soon discovered that as soon as it fell off.... brain matter suddenly appeared in the skull.

What do you think Ethan?

Annie, You are a connoisseur of come-backs! that is one of the best I have ever seen on here! :55 Got to admit Ethan that was good!

[ethans_so_bad]

LOL! That's great! You know, just yesterday I watched the Seinfeld where George stopped having sex and became intelligent. There MUST be something to it when even a sitcom notices the correlation........



Yes, but it was soon discovered that as soon as it fell off.... brain matter suddenly appeared in the skull.

What do you think Ethan?

[OICurready4me]

I was trying to grow long sideburns on my other set of lips, but I could not, so went with the mustache.Twirls good and feels good when twirling....


You going with the James Dean, long sideburn look or going with the ZZ Top full beard look (not very appealing, I must say)....how about a little racing strip dyed red, white and blue. That way, when you get laid you can say your doing it for Uncle Sam and get up and salute when your both done!

[ethans_so_bad]

I'm going more for the "guys that were at the original Woodstock sliding in the mud" look. ANd about that other, I do that already while she sings "Hail to the Chief."



You going with the James Dean, long sideburn look or going with the ZZ Top full beard look (not very appealing, I must say)....how about a little racing strip dyed red, white and blue. That way, when you get laid you can say your doing it for Uncle Sam and get up and salute when your both done!

[pointofnoreturn]

You going with the James Dean, long sideburn look or going with the ZZ Top full beard look (not very appealing, I must say)....how about a little racing strip dyed red, white and blue. That way, when you get laid you can say your doing it for Uncle Sam and get up and salute when your both done!Have you been peeking????:55

[ethans_so_bad]

I'm thinking about starting a museum which displays only the heads and arms which are missing from all the statues at all the other museums.

[ethans_so_bad]

If I had multiple personalities and threatened to kill myself, would it be treated as a hostage situation?

[ethans_so_bad]

[I]"When love beckons to you, follow him,even though his ways are hard and steep.

And when his wings enfold you yield to him, even though a sword is hidden among his pinions may wound you.

When he speaks to you believe in him, even though his voice may shatter your dreams
as the north wind lays waste the garden.

For even as love crowns you, so shall he crucify you.

Even as he ascends to your height and caresses your tenderest branches that quiver in the sun - so shall he descend to your roots and shake them in their clinging to the earth."

Kahlil Ghibran, The Prophet

[ethans_so_bad]

I can't take credit for this one but I like it........I need you:

Like a desert needs rain,
Like a town needs a name,
I need your love.

Like a rhythm unbroken,
Like drums in the night,
Like sweet soul music,
Like sunlight,
I need your love.

Like coming home when you don't know where you've been,
Like black coffee,
Like nicotine.
I need your love………I need your love

Like a Phoenix rising needs a holy tree,
Like the sweet revenge of a bitter enemy,
I need your love.

Like the hot needs the sun,
Like honey on her tongue,
Like oxygen,
I need your love.

Like thunder needs rain,
Like a preacher needs pain,
I need your love

Like a needle needs a vein,
Like I need someone to blame,
Like a thought unchained,
Like a runaway train,
I need your love.

Like powder needs a spark,
Like lies need the dark,
I need your love.

When the night has no end
And the day yet to begin
As the room spins around
I need your love
I need your love


U2 "Hawkmoon 269" From Rattle & Hum

[Micwar]

If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?

[ethans_so_bad]

Iv'e gotta go call my girlfriend now.

[Micwar]

Why is it called a bust, when it stops right before the part it is named after?

[Sneaky]

Why is it called a bust, when it stops right before the part it is named after?

because when you stare at it you are "busted".

:55

[fly]

Music, when soft voices die,
Vibrates in the memory-
Odours, when sweet violets sicken,
Live within the sense they quicken.

Rose leaves, when the rose is dead,
Are heaped for the beloved's bed;
And so thy thoughts, when thou art gone,
Love itself shall slumber on.

--Percy Bysshe Shelley

[fly]

I Feel You ~ 3 Doors DownThey gave me a life that’s not so easy to live
And then they sent me on my way
I left my loving, forgot my dreams
I lost them along the way
Those little things you say
When words mean so much
You never back down
And they all shy away
You always listen to me

And what do I care to get me through these sleepless nights
And what do I have to hold when no one’s there to hold me tight
And what do I see the only thing that gets me through this is I feel and I feel you

And this ain’t no bitterness
Then I’d rose just the same
Got this road short and can be long
Another endless day, another seven hundred miles that’ll take me further from my home

Those little things you say
When words mean so much
You never back down
And they all shy away
You always listen to me

And what do I care to get me through these sleepless nights
And what do I have to hold when no one’s there to hold me tight
And what do I see the only thing that gets me through this is I feel and I feel you

I know what you’re going through now
Believe me I live this

And what do I care to get me through these sleepless nights
And what do I have to hold when no one’s there to hold me tight
And what do I see the only thing that gets me through this is I feel and I feel you

[ethans_so_bad]

............drool.................. I love both he and Mary............but neither of them are you...............



Music, when soft voices die,
Vibrates in the memory-
Odours, when sweet violets sicken,
Live within the sense they quicken.

Rose leaves, when the rose is dead,
Are heaped for the beloved's bed;
And so thy thoughts, when thou art gone,
Love itself shall slumber on.

--Percy Bysshe Shelley

[ethans_so_bad]

Hey! Last night was awesome by the way.............thank you..........

xox

[fly]

Hey! Last night was awesome by the way.............thank you..........

xox

Every second with you is a gift...............xoxo

[Micwar]

If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?

[Micwar]

If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?

[Micwar]

Why did Superman wear his briefs on the outside of his tights?

[Sneaky]

I got powdered water, but I don't know what to add.

That was Steven Write's thoughts actually, but It blended in with the other thoughts so there you go.

[Micwar]

Isn't it weird that if you rearange the word "teacher" you get "cheater"?

[Micwar]

If the pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap?

[cherokeered]

how does one start a new career???

[Sneaky]

how does one start a new career???

What is your passion Char? What would you do even if you wouldn't get paid for it?

(I mean besides.....you know.....I mean you need a health plan.....):sc

[Sneaky]

Isn't it weird that if you rearange the word "teacher" you get "cheater"?

and "reatch"?

[OICurready4me]

Why are hemorrhoids in your ass and asteroids in space?

[Micwar]

how does one start a new career???

I'm starting a new career as a new career counselor, and I'm taking clients....

[fly]

............drool.................. I love both he and Mary............but neither of them are you...............

Yeah..........I LOVE that poem....and both of them.....
Know who wrote this one?
(NO CHEATING!!!)


Aqui Te Amo

Here I love you
In the dark pines the wind disentangles itself.
The moon glows like phosphorus on the vagrant waters.
Days, all one kind, go chasing each other.

The snow unfurls in dancing figures.
A silver gull slips down from the west.
Sometimes a sail. High, high stars.

Oh the black cross of a ship.
Alone.
Sometimes I get up early and even my soul is wet.
Far away the sea sounds and resounds.
This is a port.
Here I love you.
Here I love you and the horizon hides you in vain.
I love you among these cold things.
sometimes my kisses go on those heavy vessels
that cross the sea towards no arrival.
I see myself forgotten like those old anchors
The piers sadden when the afternoon moors there.
My life grows tired, hungry to no purpose.
I love what I do not have. You are so far.
My loathing wrestles with the slow twilights.
But night comes and starts to sing to me.
The moon turns its clockwork dream.
The biggest stars look at me with your eyes.
And as I love you, the pines in the wind
want to sing your name with their leaves of wire.

[fly]

ps..........your pm box is FULL.........I have a surprise for you.........check your email.........

xoxo

[cherokeered]

I think i am in the mood for change...and it apparently is not going to let me just ignore it...

[ethans_so_bad]

Look man, give this up. You kinda creep me out trying to be me.



I'm starting a new career as a new career counselor, and I'm taking clients....

[cherokeered]

I'm starting a new career as a new career counselor, and I'm taking clients....


Are ya???....

[ethans_so_bad]

Of course. I distinctly recall thinking how odd it was a that a communist activist could produce such beautiful poetry, though I don not know why I thought that of him. Remember how I told you Naz was trying to get me to buy 500 acres in Chile? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..


great pick baby......you always do so good!:kk


Yeah..........I LOVE that poem....and both of them.....

Know who wrote this one?
(NO CHEATING!!!)


Aqui Te Amo

Here I love you
In the dark pines the wind disentangles itself.
The moon glows like phosphorus on the vagrant waters.
Days, all one kind, go chasing each other.

The snow unfurls in dancing figures.
A silver gull slips down from the west.
Sometimes a sail. High, high stars.

Oh the black cross of a ship.
Alone.
Sometimes I get up early and even my soul is wet.
Far away the sea sounds and resounds.
This is a port.
Here I love you.
Here I love you and the horizon hides you in vain.
I love you among these cold things.
sometimes my kisses go on those heavy vessels
that cross the sea towards no arrival.
I see myself forgotten like those old anchors
The piers sadden when the afternoon moors there.
My life grows tired, hungry to no purpose.
I love what I do not have. You are so far.
My loathing wrestles with the slow twilights.
But night comes and starts to sing to me.
The moon turns its clockwork dream.
The biggest stars look at me with your eyes.
And as I love you, the pines in the wind
want to sing your name with their leaves of wire.

[ethans_so_bad]

Oh damn! And by the way. That AINT supposed to be me smilin in the AV is it?


LOL!






ps..........your pm box is FULL.........I have a surprise for you.........check your email.........



xoxo

[ethans_so_bad]

OH MY GOD! NOW I know what you're doing when you can't sleep..........



"Do you know what it means, to miss New Orleans..............."




ps..........your pm box is FULL.........I have a surprise for you.........check your email.........


xoxo

[fly]

Of course. I distinctly recall thinking how odd it was a that a communist activist could produce such beautiful poetry, though I don not know why I thought that of him. Remember how I told you Naz was trying to get me to buy 500 acres in Chile? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..


great pick baby......you always do so good!:kk

One of my favorites............and thanks!

[fly]

OH MY GOD! NOW I know what you're doing when you can't sleep..........



"Do you know what it means, to miss New Orleans..............."

:lmao So I take it you 'liked" my surprise??????

[Micwar]

Are ya???....

Opened for business....how may i help you:thankyou:

[fly]

Oh damn! And by the way. That AINT supposed to be me smilin in the AV is it?


LOL!

Remember that time in your office......neither making the first move? This AV reminded me of that............

[madmod]

I wish sex was more like a fun pastime that you shared with other people who enjoyed it .... or is that what this place is for?! :p

[fly]

OH MY GOD! NOW I know what you're doing when you can't sleep..........



"Do you know what it means, to miss New Orleans..............."

Don'tcha mean
OH MY GOD!!!!!
:lmao

[ethans_so_bad]

I never get tired of this one - one with which YOU are both practically and intellectually familar by now I am sure LOL..........

"For the sake of golden-haired Briseis great trouble came about. But this should cause no particular surprise, since not seldom there is a woman behind devastating wars, overthrown households, and other disasters....."

VIRGIL, The Aenid


You said it brother!

[fly]

I never get tired of this one - one with which YOU are both practically and intellectually familar by now I am sure LOL..........

"For the sake of golden-haired Briseis great trouble came about. But this should cause no particular surprise, since not seldom there is a woman behind devastating wars, overthrown households, and other disasters....."

VIRGIL, The Aenid


You said it brother!


I NEVER get tired of hearing it...........
will you say it a million more times for me?
Tell you what.........next time you call........say it in that sweet southern drawl for me........mmmm.............yeah!

[ethans_so_bad]

God I want you......and yes ma'am.............as usual, I will say anything you want............





I NEVER get tired of hearing it...........

will you say it a million more times for me?
Tell you what.........next time you call........say it in that sweet southern drawl for me........mmmm.............yeah!

[fly]

God I want you......and yes ma'am.............as usual, I will say anything you want............


Yes but will you DO anything I want????? hmmm.........:D

[ethans_so_bad]

Me? I'm untamable Fly.............







Yes but will you DO anything I want????? hmmm.........:D

[fly]

Me? I'm untamable Fly.............

:lmao Well We'll see hugh? You know how I like a challenge!!!

[ethans_so_bad]

I think I must be starting to rub off on you- figuratively LOL

:lmao Well We'll see hugh? You know how I like a challenge!!!

[fly]

I think I must be starting to rub off on you- figuratively LOL

Nah...........I was born this way!!!!:D

[ethans_so_bad]

THAT I believe, but at least give me credit for being a bad enough influence to draw it out..........lol

[fly]

THAT I believe, but at least give me credit for being a bad enough influence to draw it out..........lol

And pad that ego??? I think NOT!!!:D

[ethans_so_bad]

pffffffffft! that ego? PULEEEZ! I'm just right for you.................now YOU say it..........:D

And pad that ego??? I think NOT!!!:D

[fly]

pffffffffft! that ego? PULEEEZ! I'm just right for you.................now YOU say it..........:D



Bebê você termina-me:kk

[ethans_so_bad]

LOL! Good maneuver.............It let's you keep......never mind............

Bebê você termina-me:kk

[fly]

LOL! Good maneuver.............It let's you keep......never mind............

:lmao Yeah.........I know..........always on my toes hugh?

[ethans_so_bad]

hardly! sometimes you're on your knees.......your back........my lap.........my desk...............my bike...........the dressing room floor.............shall I continue?

:lmao Yeah.........I know..........always on my toes hugh?

[fly]

hardly! sometimes you're on your knees.......your back........my lap.........my desk...............my bike...........the dressing room floor.............shall I continue?

SHHHH............you'll make me blush.........

[ethans_so_bad]

yeah I was about to say something................we really need to carry this line of thought out in our PM's...................





SHHHH............you'll make me blush.........

[fly]

yeah I was about to say something................we really need to carry this line of thought out in our PM's...................

I'll meet you there!!!!

[One Song Hero]

I think this thread has been hijacked! Woohoo!

[ethans_so_bad]

yeah, except that it hasn't.........

I think this thread has been hijacked! Woohoo!

[Cotties]

wish it was :sc yeah, except that it hasn't.........

[ethans_so_bad]

What's up Cottie-poo? Long time no aggravate brother.............



wish it was :sc

[Cotties]

I've been sharing my love around....I think I've come the full circleWhat's up Cottie-poo? Long time no aggravate brother.............

[ethans_so_bad]

It would be terrible if the Red Cross Bloodmobile got into an accident. No, wait. That would be good because if anyone needed it, the blood would be right there.

[ethans_so_bad]

Sometimes, I like to go down to the dog pound and pretend that I've found my dog. Then I tell them to kill it anyway because I already gave away all of his stuff. Dog people sure don't have a sense of humor.

[ethans_so_bad]

spreading your love around? ew. don't get any on me manI've been sharing my love around....I think I've come the full circle

[p.J]

I've been sharing my love around....I think I've come the full circle

Is that when you have no control over your appendage?? :sc

[spare_change]

Is that when you have no control over your appendage?? :sc


No --- it's called a circle jerk.

[ethans_so_bad]

LOL! Good one.



No --- it's called a circle jerk.

[Amaretto]

Does anyone make a decaffeinated coffee table?

[ethans_so_bad]

good girl

[p.J]

No --- it's called a circle jerk.

Only me... Just making sure there ain't a comma between circle and jerk!!! :)

[pointofnoreturn]

I think my idiot boss is trying to squeeze lemons out of limes??????

[ethans_so_bad]

what the hell? I think my idiot boss is trying to squeeze lemons out of limes??????

[ethans_so_bad]

For centuries, people thought the moon was made of cheese. Then astronauts found that it's just really a big hard rock - which is what happens to cheese when you leave it out. Coincidencec? I think not............

[pointofnoreturn]

what the hell?Stuff I think right????Ethan have you had frumunder cheese????

[ethans_so_bad]

no. stuff I think (as in I) and no. I wouldnt like cheese that sounds like gay cheese.



Stuff I think right????Ethan have you had frumunder cheese????

[Cotties]

I...don't make me laugh...it ain't yours and never will be ......play nice or I'll show you a magic trick;)no. stuff I think (as in I) and no. I wouldnt like cheese that sounds like gay cheese.

[ethans_so_bad]

oh it's mine alright.........mine!...you hear me?......mine!


but tis true, I cannot compete with the internet police

I...don't make me laugh...it ain't yours and never will be ......play nice or I'll show you a magic trick;)

[ethans_so_bad]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ew.



Stuff I think right????Ethan have you had frumunder cheese????

[Cotties]

I think your calling me names...:scoh it's mine alright.........mine!...you hear me?......mine!


but tis true, I cannot compete with the internet police

[pointofnoreturn]

I think that if you want to pm someone, they really need to empty their box once in a while and not save all of the mushy stuff. Print it out and put it in a book if you want to keep it...Just my thoughts...Happened to two different peeps today. Nice to be popular. also cuts one off from the rest of us drab and drearies...Ohhhhhh you wanted that. My bad.

[ethans_so_bad]

never! I never tempt anyone who's picture is a big cow face, or dog, or something........

I think your calling me names...:sc

[Cotties]

I think you shouldn't talk about my friend like that..he has feelings too you know

and I also think he's had more women stroke him than stroke younever! I never tempt anyone who's picture is a big cow face, or dog, or something........

[ethans_so_bad]

I think that democracy is a beautiful thing, except for that part about letting others vote.

[ethans_so_bad]

LOL! Maybe you should "introduce me to your little friend..."

I think you shouldn't talk about my friend like that..he has feelings too you know

and I also think he's had more women stroke him than stroke you

[Micwar]

It is impossible to fall out of love. Love is such a powerful emotion, that once it envelops you it does not depart. True love is eternal. If you think that you were once in love, but fell out of it, then it wasn't love you were in. There are no 'exit' signs in love, there is only an 'on' ramp

[cherokeered]

You will not learn to love someone or learn to enjoy sex with them over time....it won't work...trust me....and no one deserves that...on either end

[cherokeered]

ending a relationship is very hard....keeping one going is even harder

[cherokeered]

Never settle for second or third best or lower....you deserve better than that

[Micwar]

I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises. But I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning

[Amaretto]

I'm thinking of joining the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program.