favorite line

[Michael77]

whats your favorite pick up line?

[UltimateNaneki]

You look so sweet....can I taste u?

[Michael77]

Ill have a sheep sandwich..2 pieces of bread..and a little bit of ewe..

[tiger50]

do ya fuk on first dates, and dus ya dad own a brewery.....

[Michael77]

Ill have to remember those tiger50..Im still laughing..

[Missy38]

hey Baby, whats your sign??

[chatguy1975]

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see me all over your ass...

[chatguy1975]

Or...

Do you like to play war? Let's go back to my place and you can blow my head off...

[scoobertina]

do ya fuk on first dates, and dus ya dad own a brewery.....


:lmao :lmao :lmao I shouldn't but sometimes do, and no

[Dsparate Hswife]

whats your favorite pick up line?


Are you from Tenessee?...'cause you're the only ten I see...
Or...I think they should rearrange the alphabet and put "U" and "I" together! :)

[BobbyDigital]

Wanna grab some pizza and fuck?

(she screams: no!!!)

Whatsa matter? Don't you like pizza?

[bryan3636]

You must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all night

[mile high]

I don't use lines, but my mate uses this most weekends:

"Hey love, bet you £10 I can kiss you without touching your lips".

So, he grabs her and snogs her face off.

He then hands her the money and says:

"That's the best tenner I've ever spent".

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[learman3]

I do not have a pick up line.


I guess I am waiting for someone to pick me up.

[Outta]

Shouting out in a bar: "Orgasms: three for a fuck"

[Suz]

Shouting out in a bar: "Orgasms: three for a fuck"

Oh please......I'd hate to see who would take you up on that line...you have plenty of bags right?

[rickingeorgia]

Have you ever seen a crisp $50 bill?

[Niceandsmove]

don't have one... don't need one... I guess?:sc

[David01]

hello, been here long?

[P.R.]

I Love You Too!

[drkcloud]

i have to say my favorite is still, " on your knees and bark like a dog for me" dont know if it works, but if you say it, your sure to smile

[Shawn_N_Sandiego]

Ahhhh C'mon lower your standards.... I did.

[mrh50]

do you want tooooooo:sex

[DAISY]

I didn't know anyone used pick up lines anymore tell last week...guy comes up to me and said DAMN BABY IF I HAD A SWING LIKE THAT AT HOME I WOULDN'T EVER GET OFF THE PORCH!! i smiled and said are u telling me my ass is as big as a swing!!!!!!! his head drops and he laughs and i walk away!!!!!!!!

[Shawn_N_Sandiego]

I told a friend one night as I was drunk enough to let it go... "Ya know I am hung like a jury"

[Bamboo]

how youuu doinnn??

[cyclops]

Are you anorexic? Oh, OK, then I'll understand if you spit.

[cyclops]

Huuuhhhuuurrr flarrrgle gnaaakkk...I wub youw....!!!

[siv7]

Stfu!!!!

[Singeon]

"hello" with a smile for a backdrop.

[Dipstick51]

how about a saying > if it has titts or wheel its gonna be trouble

[Sinster]

do ya fuk on first dates, and dus ya dad own a brewery.....
Ha I know this one, 'Kevin Bloody Wilson' I think, man I haven't heard it in years....
Do ya fuk on first dates...
Dus ya dad own a brewery...
Can I see your tits..
Or will you show'em too me...
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I have heard a couple but never used them....

Man: Did it hurt
Woman: Did what hurt
Man: When you fell from heaven....add cheesy grin here
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Man: Oooo does your face hurt
Woman: No, why ?
Man: Because its killing me....depending on how she takes it prepare to duck.

[Rex]

whats your favorite pick up line?

If I were you, I'd fuck me.

[Unspoken_One]

how youuu doinnn??

This so reminds me of someone......

[Conquest]

Hey!!

[Boxxo]

There isn't a Mean Bone in your body......want one?

[Danso]

Hmm. Well, the universal opener is always "Hi".

I don't really use lines and I rarely expect things to go from zero to fuck immediately. I chat with her for a bit then hand her paper & a pen and say "write down your email address". While she's doing that, I say "and you might as well put your phone number there too.

[OGP]

I always found the silent approach worked best.... walk up to the lady, smile, lick your eyebrows... stand back and wait :D

[stellabelle]

I always found the silent approach worked best.... walk up to the lady, smile, lick your eyebrows... stand back and wait :D

LMAO!!! :lmao

Now see, I was always attracted to the ones who could lick their back hair!

[blu]

can i carry your books? guess i need a new one huh

[curiousity]

Haven't I seen you before?

[cyclops]

Buy me a beer, will ya hon?

[Ally]

Buy me a beer, will ya hon?

:sg ok!

[cyclops]

Buy me a beer, will ya hon?

:sg ok!

Works every time :ok

[dixiechiknga]

You make my dick hard...

[cyclops]

You make my dick hard...

You use that line dixie? :yks

Please say nooooooo

[redcat]

There isn't a Mean Bone in your body......want one?

I always found the silent approach worked best.... walk up to the lady, smile, lick your eyebrows... stand back and wait :D


Thanks for the smiles, fellas. ;)

[cyclops]

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

[stellabelle]

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

OMG! Was that you? I totally had someone say that to me once! Nice, huh.

[cyclops]

OMG! Was that you? I totally had someone say that to me once! Nice, huh.

I'm sure I wouldn't be using a line like that on you :lf

[tadpole]

"My pants don't seem to be fitting right...could I try yours on?"

[FeIsTy FaV]

No really, She stole my account.

[Fargo...really]

"Let's lift on three; one, two..."

[FeIsTy FaV]

No, I can't call......

[tadpole]

No, really I am real.

[FeIsTy FaV]

Honest...She sent the pictures on her own....

[Xanadu7]

Are you m or f?

[tadpole]

Seriously, those e-mails are all my OWN words....not someone pretending to be me....

[blu]

have you seen my rubbers, ouch!

[Rex]

I don't use a verbal line.
I make soft contact with my hand, and project a telepathic message of interest and desire.

[cyclops]

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

[happygirl101]

I swear it works evertime....can you guess why....

Make me laugh and I'll spread em everytime!!!!!

LOL....really subtle huh!!!!....LMAO

[cyclops]

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

[glamourgirl]

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

:lmao hows that one work handsome?
I'm guessing you could pull that one off...

[countrygent07]

That dress looks becoming on you. If I were on you I'd becoming too!

[blu]

I swear it works evertime....can you guess why....

Make me laugh and I'll spread em everytime!!!!!

LOL....really subtle huh!!!!....LMAO
hey happy, did ya hear the one about.......

[cyclops]

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

:lmao hows that one work handsome?
I'm guessing you could pull that one off...

It has approximately a 50% success rate :sc

[blu]

id guess tails, or "head"

[CJSinIL]

Want to go back to my place for pizza and sex? (If she says no.) What, you don't like pizza?

You have any italian in you? Want some?

Nice shoes, wanna f*ck!

[glamourgirl]

It has approximately a 50% success rate :sc

I guessed that!

and with the ladies?
still batting 500?....

[Down to Zero]

Have you seen an 1800 pound penguin???

Too bad I needed something to break the ice?? (answer can be adjusted depending on response)

[tin_heart_gal]

wanna break a few laws with me?

[Rex]

.....drop your pants, I think I love you.

[Boxxo]

It won't suck itself...

[Xanadu7]

Do you know how to shoot pool?

[CAFlirtlady]

The best I heard was not a pick up line but a "get lost" line to a jerk who insulted a pretty young gal in a bar. Her friend turned to the guy, batted her lashes at him and said with a smile and a glance towards his crotch "Ha! I see you're hardly a mouthful"
I never laughed so hard in all my life. The guy stood there in embarrassment.

[livin42day]

it was from a guy "Bill" who i had the biggest crush on...he said it so tenderly as he leaned over and kind of whispered it in my ear..."i have this desire to..." that was all i needed to hear and the rest was history : )