Which Celebrity would you choose to have sex with?

[Cindy]

If You Could Have Sex With Anyone Who would you want to do it with.
I wouldn't mind getting on my knees for Nick Cage :blowjob:

[nlightenedrogue]

Michelle Pfeifer, Elizabeth Shue, Andie McDowell, Annabella Sciori (sp?) and the receptionist in the office on the 14th floor of our building...no particular order

[Norfolkdave]

Penny thats who I really would love to make love to, a beautiful arse, strong thighs, a seductive look and all woman mmmmm

[lonelyandhung]

angelina jolie, altho she boned billy bob i bet shes a pro and would do it like a champion :whee: plus those lips would suck a mean dick i bet :blowjob: ....not to mention the boobs omg

[nlightenedrogue]

I guess my tastes are a little non-conventional...I tend to like quirky women. Elizabeth Shue looks like a girl I used to date who...never mind.

[Big O]

My first girlfriend after my wife and I divorced. She was gorgous, funny and I loved her to death. Too bad she was immature and couldn't handle the fact that I had a nine year old son at the time. She was the best lover I ever had but needless to say she made me choose and that wa that........

[Big O]

oh, for a visual, she was a Michelle Pfeifer look alike........

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

Cheryl Crow, Rachel McLish, Ginger Lynn and Selma Hyak(?spelling)...OH! The best one of all and I don't know her name... is the woman that played on Everybody Loves Raymond as Robert's Italian girlfriend...WOW! She is HOTT!


I'd walk through fire to have sex with her!:whee:

[Big O]

Yes, she was hot. I'm attracted to Marie....... why??????????

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

Yes, she was hot. I'm attracted to Marie....... why??????????

What? Marie...you mean the Mom?
Big O, get some help man...you've been in that bread truck by yourself for tooooooooo long man!:rofl1:

What the hell! Geeze...I'd do Raymond's wife...Robert's wife...the hot waitress at the pizza place, but man! Marie? Whoa! I'm worried about you man!

[Zpanther]

I don't fantasize about actresses but I do notice 'em. I'd do Shakira and Catherine Bell if they suddenly appeared and were horny though....... and I think Suzanne Somers looks sexier now at 56 years old than years ago when she was on 3's Company...... but there's also this woman I saw in the store today with the nicest ass....

[bgpoole]

This might not be as exotic as some of the other suggestions, but there was a girl I used to play co-ed softball with that I always had the hots for, found out several months ago she felt the same about me............guess I will have to brak out the softball gear again.

[horny(m)]

I always thought Drew Barrymore had great tits

[Johnny]

;) I love to caress all types of women

[Johnny]

yes drew is very loveable

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

Ya know, I posted earlier on this and mentioned actresses only so, I'm gonna put down some REAL women this time....


I'll start with the women on this site (and hope that I don't offend any of them!)...and not in order of preference..Okay?
Wet Beaver, Penny, onehttmama, Cindy and.... she's not actually posted on here but, Mrs. P. She sounds like one hot Lady! Don't hate me ZP.....;)

As far as in my life...This woman that I have been emailing for awhile(DEFINETLY!)...a woman at work...a couple of women at the gym...and there was this neighbor lady but, she moved so.....OH OH and one of my wife's friends. Sexiest woman I've ever had the pleasure to have known!:D

[dallyfoster]

Definetally Angelina Jolie, yep yep, and a few of the ladies on here, gotta love the real women!

[Wet Beaver]

Ya know, I posted earlier on this and mentioned actresses only so, I'm gonna put down some REAL women this time....


I'll start with the women on this site (and hope that I don't offend any of them!)...and not in order of preference..Okay?
Wet Beaver, Penny, onehttmama, Cindy and.... she's not actually posted on here but, Mrs. P. She sounds like one hot Lady! Don't hate me ZP.....;)

As far as in my life...This woman that I have been emailing for awhile(DEFINETLY!)...a woman at work...a couple of women at the gym...and there was this neighbor lady but, she moved so.....OH OH and one of my wife's friends. Sexiest woman I've ever had the pleasure to have known!:D

I was wondering about Lady P myself....lol :na , she must be a wonderful women to put up with ZP.
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[ross57412]

me im thinking flrting mom , cindy ,penny

[I´m old now]

hilary clinton ........ yes

[swabie16]

terry lark could be fun

[horny(m)]

Catherine Zeta-Jones could do a good job of getting my motor to crank

[swabie16]

boy i can't spell today it is terry clark

[Onehttmama]

HI Gang! I'm home from Florida!

WOW! lots a new threads and posts.

SOme of you girls need to share the actors you would like to have sex with!

Me, definitely MEL Gibson, anyplace anywhere! Kurt Russell and Richard Geer are not far behind!! a few others, but I am not good with actors names. Just know whos HOTT when I see um:)

No offense taken Wiggles, I 'm flattered! Too bad you are sooo far away!! and Ms P should join us on here!!

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

HI Gang! I'm home from Florida!

WOW! lots a new threads and posts.

SOme of you girls need to share the actors you would like to have sex with!

Me, definitely MEL Gibson, anyplace anywhere! Kurt Russell and Richard Geer are not far behind!! a few others, but I am not good with actors names. Just know whos HOTT when I see um:)

No offense taken Wiggles, I 'm flattered! Too bad you are sooo far away!! and Ms P should join us on here!!

That's why they have planes, trains and automobiles! LOL
You would forget about all those pretty boys if you and I got together!;)

[swabie16]

my wife would be some different for a change

[Onehttmama]

My first girlfriend after my wife and I divorced. She was gorgous, funny and I loved her to death. Too bad she was immature and couldn't handle the fact that I had a nine year old son at the time. She was the best lover I ever had but needless to say she made me choose and that wa that........


Its sad too say, but if she was that insensitive and selfish you are probably better off with out her !

[Onehttmama]

That's why they have planes, trains and automobiles! LOL
You would forget about all those pretty boys if you and I got together!;)




hummmm? Well I drove to CO last summer 27 hours straight, Dont think I am up for THAT again. (my family was insane, and that was 2 hours after a 13 hour bus ride home from Canada) Train? well we were gonna do that but I think the plane is probably as cheap or cheaper! and faster!

Well Wiggles???;) My bro does live in CO. Maybe in the future we can meet, I would love to see that mountainside!:knuddel: If my hubby keeps telling me theres the door like he did yesterday. My daughter is ready to take us to counseling. HE is the lazy inconsiderate one!!

BUt I do hope you and the MS work it out soon. If not ? One only knows!!!:D

ARe you calling Mel and Kurt pretty boys? HEY! Watch it. They are the right age! Wonderful family men (too bad for me!) and both always seem sooo down to earth during TV interviews, and that is the icing on the cake for me!!
Hubby teases me about them all the time!

[KIRA187]

lets see,

I have been chatting with this one married female from NJ. We have been having great conversations and she has since sent sent some pretty nice photos of herself in her birthday suit. Holy Shit! What nice tits an and pretty shaved set of lips!!

[KIRA187]

responding to other topics just remided me of the wife of a friend. My wife and I and this other couple are pretty godd friends. We have been on a couple of vacations together. We go out all the time and it seems that my friends wife and I always end up on the dance floor. The slow dances are the best. As we are slow dancing my leg always seems to get in between her thighs without much resistance. She is a tiny hot blonde, with great little perky tits and an tight little ass. I guess I just need a little push to see if I could get more than my leg in between her thighs.

[Unregistered]

I was wondering about Lady P myself....lol :na , she must be a wonderful women to put up with ZP.
http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/realhappy/xxrotflmao.gif

Well, she is....... sometimes. Hey Beav.... I could say the same thing about Mr. WB... In fact I think I will. He must be a saint to put up with your sweet ass.

[Penny]

Now that I would pay to see :D



hilary clinton ........ yes

[Wet Beaver]

Well, she is....... sometimes. Hey Beav.... I could say the same thing about Mr. WB... In fact I think I will. He must be a saint to put up with your sweet ass.

are you the unregistered guess who has a unhealty thing for pantihose??

[dallyfoster]

You can really crack me up sometimes, WB ;)

[Zpanther]

are you the unregistered guess who has a unhealty thing for pantihose??

hahahahahahahaha..... nah, not into pantyhose..... at least yet. Guess I forgot to sign in, but I think you could tell that was me....... ;) .... Still think Mr. WB must be a saint.

[dallyfoster]

Ahh, its just Zpanther with an unhealthy thing for pantihose

[want2]

I really have a thing for tennis players- so I'll say Carlos Moya (swarthy, Spanish stud) and Andy Roddick. Separately or together!

[I´m old now]

hi Penny !! Hilary, she is smart nice looking woman got experience ... and need a revenge .. right ???

[Wet Beaver]

hahahahahahahaha..... nah, not into pantyhose..... at least yet. Guess I forgot to sign in, but I think you could tell that was me....... ;) .... Still think Mr. WB must be a saint.

of course i knew it was you. You just left me a opening, and i had to use it...LOL

As for my hubby being a saint.. naaaaa. he is more of a pervert......giggle..but i love him:D

[Penny]

I think it would be interesting to have sex with myself as another person to see what I was like in bed. Wouldn't that be cool to be another person and have sex with yourself I hope I said that right :whee:

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

I think it would be interesting to have sex with myself as another person to see what I was like in bed. Wouldn't that be cool to be another person and have sex with yourself I hope I said that right :whee:

Ah...Penny, you need some serious help.:whee: :rofl1: Just Kidding!
Kind of a wierd thought, but I understand it...I guess that makes me wierd.:sg

That would definetly lend a new meaning to "Go fuck yourself" Huh?

[Penny]

easier for a woman to fuck herself though. All I have to do is open my night stand drawer ;)

[dallyfoster]

easier for a woman to fuck herself though. All I have to do is open my night stand drawer ;)

Soo Dirty yet... I cannot stop enjoying it ;)

[Onehttmama]

I think it would be interesting to have sex with myself as another person to see what I was like in bed. Wouldn't that be cool to be another person and have sex with yourself I hope I said that right :whee:

To be the opposite sex and see how well you made them feel. That would be kool, BUT then again we may disappoint oursleves. WOW! Thats like an outta body experience. Wiggles you just gotta really sit back and think about it. But then again sounds like you know how to treat a women, so there fore you would be very pleased with yourself! (Got it now??;) )

[dallyfoster]

Yeah, I think it would be rather interesting to know just what it takes to perfect the pleasing process of the other sex :)

[geshem]

Let's see.

Women:

1. Catherine Bell.

2. The Woman Who Plays Star Buck on Gallatica.

3. Mary McDonnell.

Men:
NONE

[player]

I think it would be interesting to have sex with myself as another person to see what I was like in bed. Wouldn't that be other person and have sex with yourself I hope I said that right :whee: Would love to be there when that happens:whee:

[Zpanther]

I was wondering about Lady P myself....lol :na , she must be a wonderful women to put up with ZP.
http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/realhappy/xxrotflmao.gif

She's inchin' closer. At least she checks out the site once or twice a week now. (She thinks you're a hoot Beav).

[player]

easier for a woman to fuck herself though. All I have to do is open my night stand drawer ;) Thanks for the visual Penny!!! WOW!!

[player]

We would have to start wih a shania Twain & Brooke Burke sandwich and take it from there.

[gfunk69]

Well Haven t had the pleasure of meeting any of the Ladies here.So guess my preferences would be : Serena Williams,Maria Sharipova both Tennis stars.actresses hummm Demi Morre,Alyssa Milano,Brooke Burke,Brooke Burns( host of Dog eat Dog),Madonna,Dolly Parton,Reba McIntyre,Gretchen Wilson,well guess thats enough for now.

[lonelyandhung]

lets see,

I have been chatting with this one married female from NJ. We have been having great conversations and she has since sent sent some pretty nice photos of herself in her birthday suit. Holy Shit! What nice tits an and pretty shaved set of lips!!

lets see em :sg?

[dallyfoster]

Yeah, I am sure they would be nice pictures to see

[Wet Beaver]

She's inchin' closer. At least she checks out the site once or twice a week now. (She thinks you're a hoot Beav).


Good for her, now we just need to get her to sign up, and start the bash ZP thread. :na

By the way , i'm back from S.D....what a hard day it was...:cry:

[Norfolkdave]

Im working to my millioneth just to get a blowjob

[player]

Penny,Wet beaver,Juli,Cindy ect.ect. LOL

[murtonian]

I WOULD LOVE TO BANG- KYLIE
BEYONCE
J-LO
MARIAH CAREY
RACHAEL STEVENS
ANGELINA JOLIE
CAROL VORDERMAN
RACHAEL WEISE

THIS LIST COULD GO ON FOR EVER
BASICALLY IF YOU ARE FIT AND A BIT OF A LOOKER
THEN I WILL BONE YOU.... :wk

[Zpanther]

Good for her, now we just need to get her to sign up, and start the bash ZP thread. :na

You're doin' a pretty good job here and she can certainly hold her own here at home. Can't imagine what it would be like if the two of you got together. :cool:

[Wet Beaver]

LOL.. You,a big strong man couldn't handle both of us at once??..

[backdoorrider]

i love to bang and eat catherine bell from the show jag

[Zpanther]

LOL.. You,a big strong man couldn't handle both of us at once??..

I'd like to think so. Physically no problem...... but between the two of you, I think I would be suffering from mental anguish........ heh heh.

[Wet Beaver]

lol

[KIRA187]

Susan Sarandon

[spare_change]

Catherine Bell!!!!!

I would crawl naked through a mile of broken glass just to jerk off in the shadow of the truck that carries her panties to the laundry.

[MCat]

Susan Sarandon

Good choice....not that I would want to do her, but I think she, Catherine Zeta Jones and oh hell the older model with the space between her front teeth are just totally hot, real women.

[Barkiss]

Ever since that stupid show "Dancing with the Stars" came on, and my wife made me watch it, I've had the hots for Kelly Monaco. Fantastic breasts on such a small woman!!!

[Seeker]

:eek: YIKES!!hilary clinton ........ yes

[Seeker]

Catherine Bell, an excelent choice! Charlie's Angels (all of 'em) :lf

[Zpanther]

Catherine Bell!!!!!

I would crawl naked through a mile of broken glass just to jerk off in the shadow of the truck that carries her panties to the laundry.

Yep. Catherine Bell has it (whatever 'it' is). I even like the unposed for pics of her without makeup and with her boobs sagging a little.

[Wet Beaver]

Yep. Catherine Bell has it (whatever 'it' is). I even like the unposed for pics of her without makeup and with her boobs sagging a little.

to go back to the 1970's

i have "it"

i droped "it"

i never knew what "it" was

[CSpringsFlyer]

Nicole Kidman - oh my God that woman is incredibly beautiful.

[Norfolkdave]

Good choice....not that I would want to do her, but I think she, Catherine Zeta Jones and oh hell the older model with the space between her front teeth are just totally hot, real women.

Why the gap between the teeth!!!!!:D

[MCat]

Why the gap between the teeth!!!!!:D

Dang it Dave.....I didn't say the gap was hot, was just a way to describe her...its the woman. I remember her name now:

Lauren Hutton, known for the signature gap between her front teeth, was considered one of the first supermodels after she appeared on the cover of Vogue a record 25 times in the 1960s and 1970s.

Here she is

[Norfolkdave]

Dang it Dave.....I didn't say the gap was hot, was just a way to describe her...its the woman. I remember her name now:

Lauren Hutton, known for the signature gap between her front teeth, was considered one of the first supermodels after she appeared on the cover of Vogue a record 25 times in the 1960s and 1970s.

Here she is


mmmmmmmm:lmao ok I believe you I really do, nice pictures :D

[Zpanther]

to go back to the 1970's

i have "it"

i droped "it"

i never knew what "it" was

:lmao I'm not sure I know what 'it' is either, although I know it when I see it..... and yeah, I think you got 'it' alright.

[Norfolkdave]

easier for a woman to fuck herself though. All I have to do is open my night stand drawer ;)

Pray tell us more :D

[crazyjoe]

meg ryan, would love to have her just once. Have had a crush on her since she was on guiding light. That was a long time ago.

[aceofspades1114]

Carmen Electra is pretty hot, plus she is in the pussycat gang or whatever that show is out in vegas. She does pretty much anybody she see's so it gets down graded. Leah Remani(King & Queens) is pretty hot to plus you have to love that rich new yorker accent. Jenniefer Tilly is not that bad either her voice gets annoying though, and Maya Rudolph from SNL she has a girl next door type.

[jc_Ohio]

Hello everyone,
I'm new to the group and thanks for having me. The way my sex life has been going lately, I would like to have sex with any woman 8 to 80, blind or crazy and if they can't walk, carry 'em!!!:cry:

[Zpanther]

Ooooooooh.... sounds bad JC! :( Welcome to this internet 'roadhouse' though. Come on in, get yourself a cool one :drink: and browse around. Always good to have a new and different perspective.

[Hotmilf]

i like to have sex with anyone that has a big meaty cock

[player]

i like to have sex with anyone that has a big meaty cock:wa: Then baby you need to get to know me.Feel brave get in touch with me.:kk

[Zpanther]

i like to have sex with anyone that has a big meaty cock

Uh........ you wouldn't happen to have a webcam would ya?

[BIGWANK]

:lf no but i should probably start looking for one

[Hotmilf]

sorry i was on my boyfriends name

[Zpanther]

:lf no but i should probably start looking for one
sorry i was on my boyfriends name

No problem. Wasn't suggesting you should get one. Happy to have you hanging out with us.

[Penny]

Lets my husband out :lmao



i like to have sex with anyone that has a big meaty cock

[Zpanther]

Lets my husband out :lmao

Oh MY! Heaterman's really in the doghouse here. Penny's not a happy camper not getting any...... :eek:

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

Lets my husband out :lmao

HEY! That's not nice...:( ;)

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

Okay, ya ready for this one?


Martha Stewart! I'm serious...she's attractive for her age...smart...wealthy and I think she's sexy.:D

Remember, sexuality is more than looks...I gotta think under all that "prim and proper" bull she's an animal!:lf ;)

[KIRA187]

Did I say Susan Sarandon.

[ozwaverider]

:lf I have to put my vote for Nicole Kidman, smouldering sexuality, fantastic eyes, and her hair suggests a fiesty attitude. And if you ever saw Dead Calm what a body to go with all the rest.

[ozwaverider]

I have to put my vote for Nicole Kidman, smouldering sexuality, fantastic eyes, and her hair suggests a fiesty attitude. And if you ever saw Dead Calm what a body to go with all the rest.

[aceofspades1114]

Did I see martha stewart?

Tina Turner is pretty good looking for her age, plus she has great legs.

[bobby6901]

NO actresses.. Flilrting Mom, Cindy, or maybe my old girlfriend from high school... saw her the other day, she still looks hot!

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

Did I see martha stewart?

Tina Turner is pretty good looking for her age, plus she has great legs.

Yeah, ya sure did...that was me Ace.

And HELL yes! Tina has some fantastic legs...:lf

[MCat]

Anyone watch the home improvement show " In A Fix"? I watched it last night and found myself think that Danny....the chubby Italian looking guy was kind of hot and seems like a fun guy. I could go for that...

[Norfolkdave]

Hello everyone,
I'm new to the group and thanks for having me. The way my sex life has been going lately, I would like to have sex with any woman 8 to 80, blind or crazy and if they can't walk, carry 'em!!!:cry:

Your like me in a bad way but this site will perk you up:lmao

[spare_change]

Did I say Susan Sarandon.


God, I hope not!

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

Anyone watch the home improvement show " In A Fix"? I watched it last night and found myself think that Danny....the chubby Italian looking guy was kind of hot and seems like a fun guy. I could go for that...

Yeah Marycat, I watch it a lot...I like the blonde carpenter gal, and all of the women designers on there are hott!:whee:

I would assume you and most of the women would like Sparky!;)

I guess us chubby Italian guys still bring in the babes once in awhile!

[Sandy]

i like mel gibson

[Penny]

Sparky is cute :)

[Penny]

Welcome mywifemark :)



i like mel gibson

[MCat]

I would assume you and most of the women would like Sparky!;)

I guess us chubby Italian guys still bring in the babes once in awhile!

You damn betcha...I have a chubby Norwegian at home.

[Sandy]

hi guys i said mel gibson earlier. but van diesel is hot to

[spare_change]

Why do I think Laura Bush would be an amazing lay?

[justamaninma4u]

marisa tomei

[Cindy]

I would love to ride him all night long:)



hi guys i said mel gibson earlier. but van diesel is hot to

[Norfolkdave]

I would love to ride him all night long:)

I may not be a mel gibson look a like, nor a rich sheik but by god Id give you a ride that would bring tears to your eyes:D

[Barkiss]

I would love to ride him all night long:)

I can get a van that uses diesel...does that count? ;)

[TheSaint69]

Jennifer Aniston whould be one of my first choices.

[tree01]

Valerie VanHalen nee' Bertinelly- had a crush on her since "One Day at a Time" You said anyone!!

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

Valerie VanHalen nee' Bertinelly- had a crush on her since "One Day at a Time" You said anyone!!

I'm with ya on this one Tree! :lf

[KIRA187]

charlieze theron

[Bandit256]

My 9th grade english teacher. She always wore mini skirts. That is why English is my second language!!:D

[ksfirefighter]

Have to say Alyssa Milano, Brooke Burke oh there are so many but the women on here are real and from what I have seen and heard amazingly hot!

[Sandy]

ladies i hope you agree with me mel gibson is just to damn hot. :lmao

[Wet Beaver]

ladies i hope you agree with me mel gibson is just to damn hot. :lmao

well i wouldn't kick him out of bed....:dl

[Onehttmama]

ladies i hope you agree with me mel gibson is just to damn hot. :lmao


OK Girls, Step away from my Mel ! His eyes are so blue! I have most of his movies. Wish I could get some of the interviews on tape that I have seen him give! :D He is such the family man too! I just watched Braveheart again a few weeks ago! WOW! One of my fav. Ok now wheres my cold shower!

[Wet Beaver]

OK Girls, Step away from my Mel ! His eyes are so blue! I have most of his movies. Wish I could get some of the interviews on tape that I have seen him give! :D He is such the family man too! I just watched Braveheart again a few weeks ago! WOW! One of my fav. Ok now wheres my cold shower!

don't ya mean your dildo??

[Onehttmama]

don't ya mean your dildo??


What dildo? I dont even own one. To my knowledge there is not one in my house!

[Penny]

Why dont I believe that :D

[KIRA187]

What dildo? I dont even own one. To my knowledge there is not one in my house! [QUOTE] Penny
Why dont I believe that :D [QUOTE]


Inquiring minds would like to know... Do all women own a dildo? And if they do how many? Hey Penny could you make that a thread. Stepping into an area I have no knowledge in, I wouldn't even know how to ask the question. I guess I understand the premise of its use but is it actually required for the female to feel ultimate satisfaction? I dont know... a littel womanly guidance if you please.:)

[ksfirefighter]

Waiting on the answer to that one myself.:cool:


My wife had a couple a few years ago but they are probably covered with dust somewhere hidden away in a closet. Used to love to watch her with those.

Ah those were the days!

[Onehttmama]

Why dont I believe that :D


Well Penny, I dont why you arent believeing me??!! but honestly I do not own one and never have used one. Am I really missing anything?:D I think Cuda is right I would like to know if I am in the minority here. Of course it doesnt bother me one way or another, I like being unique;)

[Penny]

Most women I know own a few ;)



[QUOTE] Penny
Why dont I believe that :D [QUOTE]


Inquiring minds would like to know... Do all women own a dildo? And if they do how many? Hey Penny could you make that a thread. Stepping into an area I have no knowledge in, I wouldn't even know how to ask the question. I guess I understand the premise of its use but is it actually required for the female to feel ultimate satisfaction? I dont know... a littel womanly guidance if you please.:)

[MCat]

What dildo? I dont even own one. To my knowledge there is not one in my house!

I didn't own one till last year....Hank got me one for my birthday...now I have 2. Mama...you need to get one.....:wk

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

Well Penny, I dont why you arent believeing me??!! but honestly I do not own one and never have used one. Am I really missing anything?:D I think Cuda is right I would like to know if I am in the minority here. Of course it doesnt bother me one way or another, I like being unique;)

Hey Mama! I got a special one for you that we could both enjoy!;)
http://www.2001sextoys.com/media/se1514-01.jpg

What cha think? Looks like fun to meeeeee!:lf :whee:

[Norfolkdave]

Hey Mama! I got a special one for you that we could both enjoy!;)


What cha think? Looks like fun to meeeeee!:lf :whee:

Lovely idea tougne and dick job together now who would relish that I wonder!:lmao

[KIRA187]

Hey Mama! I got a special one for you that we could both enjoy!;)
http://www.2001sextoys.com/media/se1514-01.jpg

What cha think? Looks like fun to meeeeee!:lf :whee:


wiggles man.... The idea sounds kool but the thought of have even an artificial one of those so close to my mouth would gross me out dude.

From the guys perspective here... I have to commend mama for not needing one. She must be one hot mama if that is the case. HEY is that how you got your name???;)

[Norfolkdave]

Simply........................Penny

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

[QUOTE=cuda184]wiggles man.... The idea sounds kool but the thought of have even an artificial one of those so close to my mouth would gross me out dude.

Cmon Cuda...that's the best part!:lf ;)

[wet36ddd]

newbie here...

i want a guy at work sooo bad. never felt this way before. oh my.
i want his eyes, his hands, his mouth all over me. i want to know what it is like to fuck someone other than my husband.

then, keith urban and mel gibson for sure!

[ksfirefighter]

newbie here...

i want a guy at work sooo bad. never felt this way before. oh my.
i want his eyes, his hands, his mouth all over me. i want to know what it is like to fuck someone other than my husband.

then, keith urban and mel gibson for sure!

Welcome wet36 glad to have you here to share.

Lucky guy there to be thought of like that!

[wet36ddd]

well...a girl can dream. so, you're a firefighter? that's HOT.
how long have you been married?

[Penny]

Welcome wet36ddd yes a girl can dream too :gs

[Norfolkdave]

well...a girl can dream. so, you're a firefighter? that's HOT.
how long have you been married?

If you that hot then you need a firefighter to keep you cool:wa:

[firefly]

Ok, I know this is gonna sound wierd, but the lead singer of Disturbed is just majorly sexy! I don't know why but he just makes my coke fizz. ;)

[Big O]

Wet36ddd, I hope we work together.......
BigO

[Barkiss]

Ok, I know this is gonna sound wierd, but the lead singer of Disturbed is just majorly sexy! I don't know why but he just makes my coke fizz. ;)

Now that's wild...I look exactly like that guy...;)











Who's Disturbed?

[Barkiss]

Wet36ddd, I hope we work together.......
BigO

:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

well...a girl can dream. so, you're a firefighter? that's HOT.
how long have you been married?

Im hot ready and passionate are you?;)

[Norfolkdave]

Ok, I know this is gonna sound wierd, but the lead singer of Disturbed is just majorly sexy! I don't know why but he just makes my coke fizz. ;)

Shake him about and stand over him to get his fizz too:D

[wet36ddd]

well...my firefighter only fanned the flames.
i'm boiling over. can anyone help?
bigO...what kind of work do you do?

[KIRA187]

well...my firefighter only fanned the flames.
i'm boiling over. can anyone help?
bigO...what kind of work do you do?

tripleD.... whats shakin... You seem like you need come good old fashin lovin!;)

[wet36ddd]

i don't know cuda, in the here and now would be a good place to start. old fashioned is for my mother.

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

i don't know cuda, in the here and now would be a good place to start. old fashioned is for my mother.

I'm liking you more and more Wet36...with this kind of a statement and your build...I can only imagine what you're like in person!:dl

[KIRA187]

i don't know cuda, in the here and now would be a good place to start. old fashioned is for my mother.


well 3D... you sure know what you are looking for. The line must be forming as I type to trya nd provide the here and now for you. I bet wiggles is chomping at the bit. ;) :whee:

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

Yeah Cuda...I'm chomping at the bit...but, I'd much rather be chomping at something else! Wet36ddd sounds HOTT!:lf

[Onehttmama]

Hey Mama! I got a special one for you that we could both enjoy!;)
http://www.2001sextoys.com/media/se1514-01.jpg

What cha think? Looks like fun to meeeeee!:lf :whee:



OMG! So this is what happens to me when I am not a round for almost a week!

I sooo much enjoy the real thing Wiggles. Just dont think that would do it for me. Thanks Cuda for the vote of confidence! My kids gave me the name, tho they have no Idea I use it on line;) .

Trace Adkins sings "Hott Mama" my 15 year old saw the music video and said that was me!:D Little does she know!

[wet36ddd]

mr wiggle, cuda, boys...

take a number and get in line because this chick is just gettin' started.

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

mr wiggle, cuda, boys...



take a number and get in line because this chick is just gettin' started.

I'll take the number one!
But, it's up to you sexy lady who you want first...you can always save me for last, I wouldn't mind. Afterall, most woman do save the best for last!;)

[wet36ddd]

why can't it be first and last, baby?

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

It's your call sweetheart...I'll be in line...you can get to me anytime you want to...
I'm willing to wait for a woman like you...and I'm sure I'd be UP for both first and last!;)

[wet36ddd]

whenever your ready, you make the call.
i like a gentleman who knows what he wants, when he wants it.

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

Wow! I get to pick...I usually don't get my choice.

I don't like to share when I find something good so, the others might get angry.

I mean afterall, once you've had me, you're not gonna want to fool with the others!;)

[wet36ddd]

i look forward to finding out.
still new to this, so why would others be angry?
isn't all of this what it's all about? if i have to share, so does everyone else.;)

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

You're quick at this...you sure you haven't been here before?

[wet36ddd]

i promise. new as can be.

[KIRA187]

OMG! So this is what happens to me when I am not a round for almost a week!

I sooo much enjoy the real thing Wiggles. Just dont think that would do it for me. Thanks Cuda for the vote of confidence! My kids gave me the name, tho they have no Idea I use it on line;) .

Trace Adkins sings "Hott Mama" my 15 year old saw the music video and said that was me!:D Little does she know!


Mamma, are you keeping secrets now! I have ways of making a girl talk. ;) Dont make me come over there and use them! :drink: And yes where have you been darlin? :(

[KIRA187]

Yeah Cuda...I'm chomping at the bit...but, I'd much rather be chomping at something else! Wet36ddd sounds HOTT!:lf


Well i dont know there wiggs if 3D would want you chomping... maybe some nibbling or sucking or fondling... hmmm that dont sound all to bad... anyway wiggs no chomping of 3D.;)

[wet36ddd]

that and all of the above cuda.
wiggs is just fine......:kk

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

Wow! Do ya mean that?:lf

[wet36ddd]

of course i mean it...you have a pm...can you clear your messages so i can send it before my husband gets back?

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

All clear!

[Eros]

My wife

oh you mean anyonebut?

a lady I know called Joanne

J Lo is cool
Beyonce
Kate winslet

[Annie]

Ozzie Guillen

[Norfolkdave]

of course i mean it...you have a pm...can you clear your messages so i can send it before my husband gets back?

How hot I wonder just how hot mmmmm;)

[Norfolkdave]

whenever your ready, you make the call.
i like a gentleman who knows what he wants, when he wants it.

Oh I want it, but I love to take my time, I love to have a woman moan and say !!!! !! !! !!!! !! !!! mmmm ;)

[wet36ddd]

if you're not careful dave, you just might find out.

[Norfolkdave]

if you're not careful dave, you just might find out.

Promises of wonderful promises:D but could you stand the heat!

[Eros]

Dave seems like your luck is changing

its getting hot hot hot

[firefly]

Now that's wild...I look exactly like that guy...;)











Who's Disturbed?

:lmao Uh huh....so convincing there Barkiss!

[Eros]

you look like a guy firefly? really?

[Barkiss]

:lmao Uh huh....so convincing there Barkiss!

I know it's hard to believe, because I also look like Mel Gibson, Kurt Russell, Richard Gere, and Van Diesel.



I think that is all the men from this thread...;)

[firefly]

I know it's hard to believe, because I also look like Mel Gibson, Kurt Russell, Richard Gere, and Van Diesel.



I think that is all the men from this thread...;)

:lmao Silly rabbit.

[Eros]

:lmao which bits of who do you have?

[Barkiss]

:lmao Silly rabbit.

Everytime you call me that it reminds me of something. I used to have a group of people that met once a week to compete in trivia at a local bar. Our team name was, "Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks."


Anyways...stupid I know...

[Eros]

hey firefly who do you look like?

[firefly]

Everytime you call me that it reminds me of something. I used to have a group of people that met once a week to compete in trivia at a local bar. Our team name was, "Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks."


Anyways...stupid I know...

:lmao ooohhhh, that's not nice!
So did ya'll win most of the time at the trivia thing?

[Barkiss]

:lmao ooohhhh, that's not nice!
So did ya'll win most of the time at the trivia thing?

Yeah...I guess that's why we kept going back....Of course, it wasn't because of me...I was just brought along for my looks...;)

[firefly]

hey firefly who do you look like?

Hhhhmmmm, I don't know. I never really thought about it.

Who do you look like Eros?

[firefly]

Yeah...I guess that's why we kept going back....Of course, it wasn't because of me...I was just brought along for my looks...;)

Well shoot, there for a minute you had me thinking you were hot and smart! Well, one out of two isn't bad I suppose! :D

[Barkiss]

Well shoot, there for a minute you had me thinking you were hot and smart! Well, one out of two isn't bad I suppose! :D

Let me revise...

Yeah. I guess that's the reason we kept going back. Of course, it was soley because of me. All of my friends hung around me because of my looks and smarts....



Better?

[Eros]

me firefly

its been said I look like richard dreyfuss but I don't have a beard, or sometimes Tom Hanks, on the odd occassion I have Richard gere eyes

noone in particular I suppose just look like me

you got photos on the site firefly?

[firefly]

Let me revise...

Yeah. I guess that's the reason we kept going back. Of course, it was soley because of me. All of my friends hung around me because of my looks and smarts....



Better?

:lmao Better.... now I can say that you are brainy and hot.

[firefly]

me firefly

its been said I look like richard dreyfuss but I don't have a beard, or sometimes Tom Hanks, on the odd occassion I have Richard gere eyes

noone in particular I suppose just look like me

you got photos on the site firefly?

Richard Gere eyes on occasion? :D

No I don't have any pics up, my hubby would freak if he ever found out and I am nervous about putting pics on the web.

[Barkiss]

:lmao Better.... now I can say that you are brainy and hot.

Well...while we are at it, I've also been compared to John Holmes...;)

[Wet Beaver]

Well...while we are at it, I've also been compared to John Holmes...;) :lmao dang it is getting deep in here :lmao

[Barkiss]

:lmao dang it is getting deep in here :lmao

Not yet...but trying...;)

[firefly]

Well...while we are at it, I've also been compared to John Holmes...;)

:lmao Has anyone ever told you that you should stop while you are ahead?
Besides that man is just freakish. :D

[Barkiss]

:lmao Has anyone ever told you that you should stop while you are ahead?
Besides that man is just freakish. :D

Well, I said they "compare" me to him....plus or MINUS 5 or 6 inches...;)

[firefly]

Well, I said they "compare" me to him....plus or MINUS 5 or 6 inches...;)

:lmao You know I don't even know how to reply to that one. :D
Lots of things come to mind, but........;)

[Barkiss]

:lmao You know I don't even know how to reply to that one. :D
Lots of things come to mind, but........;)

I guess you would have to see it to believe it...:D

[KIRA187]

:lmao Silly rabbit.


Tricks are for kids!:D

[firefly]

I guess you would have to see it to believe it...:D

:D Yep, guess so.....*sighs*

[Eros]

hey Firefly, the Richard gere eyes are ok then ( as he looks into her eyes)

your eyes are beautiful too ( what colour are they by the way)

[Eros]

I know Katie Holmes , very nice, but who is John Holmes ( Iknow a guy in Yorkshire by that nmae is it him?

[spare_change]

I know Katie Holmes , very nice, but who is John Holmes ( Iknow a guy in Yorkshire by that nmae is it him?


Sorta -- John holmes could be in Yorkshire AND London at the same time!!

[Barkiss]

Sorta -- John holmes could be in Yorkshire AND London at the same time!!

:lmao

[Eros]

oh right well he is nearly 60 and well a bit wrinkly :lmao

[firefly]

hey Firefly, the Richard gere eyes are ok then ( as he looks into her eyes)

your eyes are beautiful too ( what colour are they by the way)

Why thank you....(my eyes are green)

[firefly]

Sorta -- John holmes could be in Yorkshire AND London at the same time!!

:lmao Uuugggg......

[yaser]

hey firefly who do you look like?
Eros,What do you want to learn?

[ksfirefighter]

Why thank you....(my eyes are green)

My dear the picture of you becomes sexier with every little detail!:D

[firefly]

My dear the picture of you becomes sexier with every little detail!:D

:kk Compliments will get you everywhere!

[Eros]

Mine too Firefly

your hair is red like the pic? and long?

[learman3]

Nia Peebles would be my choice.

[spare_change]

:kk Compliments will get you everywhere!


Cool -- so how many compliments do you need to get where I want to go?

[Eros]

fireflys are elusive but beautiful

[illmakeurtoeswiggle]

Crystal Bernard, Tatum O'Neal...Oh, and Heather Locklear!:lf

[Norfolkdave]

Dave seems like your luck is changing

its getting hot hot hot

Whats hot me, I know that but whats getting hot:lmao

[Eros]

your flirting lfe mate, how many times you watched that video by the way?

[yaser]

fireflys are elusive but beautiful
I havn't met her..I do not know,Eros

[Eros]

I reckon she is a stunner

[wet36ddd]

i don't know about those chicks mr wiggle....

they just might not be able to resist you, and then you have a whole cat fight thing going on....

...oh...you might like that though....

[Eros]

welcome to premium wet36ddd

[spare_change]

Crystal Bernard, Tatum O'Neal...Oh, and Heather Locklear!:lf


All at once, of course?

[firefly]

Mine too Firefly

your hair is red like the pic? and long?

Yeah, maybe a little darker then the pic. More like a cinnamon color, but it is long to about the middle of my back.

[firefly]

Cool -- so how many compliments do you need to get where I want to go?

Hhhmmmm...depends on how good the compliments are! :D

[spare_change]

Hhhmmmm...depends on how good the compliments are! :D

oh surrrre -- get picky. Now you want quality AND quantity.

[firefly]

oh surrrre -- get picky. Now you want quality AND quantity.

:lmao Well a girl can dream can't she?

[Eros]

no green eyes my hair is brown and grey and thin in places

[akeababe]

I don't think I could even begin to name all the people who I would love to have sex with. There are so many men, so little time....

[Barkiss]

I don't think I could even begin to name all the people who I would love to have sex with. There are so many men, so little time....

I'll be happy to help you with your time management problem...;)

[akeababe]

Would ya know? Details?

[akeababe]

Sorry meant now. At work and clicking too quickly.

[Barkiss]

Would ya know? Details?

Oh yes...well versed in the art of "time management"...matter of fact, spend a great deal of time, managing my time...:D

[ksfirefighter]

I don't think I could even begin to name all the people who I would love to have sex with. There are so many men, so little time....


Pick me! Pick me!:wa: :D

[KIRA187]

I don't think I could even begin to name all the people who I would love to have sex with. There are so many men, so little time....


Dont Worry be Happy.... Cuda is the name and lovin is my game! ;)

[Barkiss]

Sorry meant now. At work and clicking too quickly.

By the way...welcome...where are you from?

[akeababe]

CT. And u? I checked out the site yesterday for a bit (things are quite slow here at work) and found it interesting....

[Barkiss]

CT. And u? I checked out the site yesterday for a bit (things are quite slow here at work) and found it interesting....

Just down the coast a bit in NC...Glad you joined...I hope you enjoy your stay!!

[akeababe]

Now I see, sorry getting used to this. This is the first forum I have been on. Sounds like you all have fun...

[Barkiss]

Now I see, sorry getting used to this. This is the first forum I have been on. Sounds like you all have fun...

Well if you have any questions, please feel free to ask me. There are a great bunch of people on here from all walks of life. There is a chat room also, that isn't as frequently used; however, a great way to chat with people. I look forward to getting to know you better...

[akeababe]

Thank you, I just might take you up on that offer. For now though I have to go, leaving work early today! Looking forward as well...

[Heaterman]

I am happy having sex with Penny. My fantasys tend to include Penny with another woman :)

[Norfolkdave]

Thank you, I just might take you up on that offer. For now though I have to go, leaving work early today! Looking forward as well...

Welcome enjoy the site :wa:

[Eros]

we have fun akea sometimes a little surreal but fun

[MCat]

Yeah, maybe a little darker then the pic. More like a cinnamon color, but it is long to about the middle of my back.

I'm jealous....I want hair like that :(

[MCat]

I am happy having sex with Penny. My fantasys tend to include Penny with another woman :)

What a guy.....;)

[Penny]

I know I know I am working on it :gs



I am happy having sex with Penny. My fantasys tend to include Penny with another woman :)

[firefly]

I'm jealous....I want hair like that :(

I keep threatening to cut it.........it's a bitch to dry in the mornings. :)

[Norfolkdave]

I keep threatening to cut it.........it's a bitch to dry in the mornings. :)

Hello firefly how are you havent seen you for a while:wa:

[firefly]

Hello firefly how are you havent seen you for a while:wa:

Yeah things have been hectic in the real world. Hopefully I'll have time to post again. :wa:

[KIRA187]

Yeah things have been hectic in the real world. Hopefully I'll have time to post again. :wa:


It only takes 21 days straight for something to become a habit!;)

[KIRA187]

I keep threatening to cut it.........it's a bitch to dry in the mornings. :)

If you are taking votes fly.... my vote os to NOT CUT IT!!!!! CUDA LOVES LONG HAIR. CUDA LIKES.;)

[firefly]

If you are taking votes fly.... my vote os to NOT CUT IT!!!!! CUDA LOVES LONG HAIR. CUDA LIKES.;)




:D Well then that settles it..... if Cuda likes then it stays. :kk

[KIRA187]

:D Well then that settles it..... if Cuda likes then it stays. :kk



A L R I G H T ! ! ! ! NOW IF I COULD ONLY GET A PIC OF THAT LONG HAIR.;)

[firefly]

A L R I G H T ! ! ! ! NOW IF I COULD ONLY GET A PIC OF THAT LONG HAIR.;)

Just the hair? I might can manage that. :D