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Michael77
05-01-2007, 11:20 PM
if a genie gave you 3 wishes what would they be??
UltimateNaneki
05-01-2007, 11:37 PM
1. a great lover
2. money so I don't need to work
2. health
confusedman
05-01-2007, 11:40 PM
1. erase a portion of my memory...
2. make the pain go away...
3. show me that love still exists...
Michael77
05-01-2007, 11:51 PM
a 12 inch penis...a harem of my very own....and Fort Knoxx
dixie50xxx
05-04-2007, 10:49 PM
johnny depp
brad pitt
george clooney
devoted to making me ecstatic for the rest of my life :D :D :D :lmao
scoobertina
05-04-2007, 11:33 PM
1. enough money to live off of for the rest of my life
2. a hot horny man
3. a long healthy life for me and my hot horny man
unctarheel_32
06-02-2007, 12:43 AM
a million dollars,5 or 6 hott horny women,my own business
OICurready4me
06-02-2007, 12:58 AM
10 million bucks invested at a 15% rate of return for me to draw on
the unending love of a wonderful woman
my own restaurant/tavern
For my family to be healthy
For my family to be comfortable
To live long enough to enjoy retirement
dave42
06-02-2007, 12:59 AM
Thats a tough one. Can I get 3 more wishes for right now?
Redhot
MCat
Lena
Aww Hossie....you think your back hurts now?
Just wait till we're done with you.;)
living to Flirt
06-02-2007, 03:08 AM
How about a pocket that always has the right amount of cash.
Not ties to anyone or anything.
And Angelic
Dsparate Hswife
06-02-2007, 04:49 AM
That my children will grow to be healthy, happy, productive members of society
That I will somehow meet my soulmate
That everyone I love will be taken care of financially
angelis
06-02-2007, 05:43 AM
How about a pocket that always has the right amount of cash.
Not ties to anyone or anything.
And Angelic
Angelic? Angelic who?!
yaser
06-02-2007, 05:48 AM
Angelis
Angelis
Angelis
angelis
06-02-2007, 05:50 AM
Angelis
Angelis
Angelis
now that's a waste of 2 wishes Yaser,you only need one for me!:kk
yaser
06-02-2007, 05:52 AM
now that's a waste of 2 wishes Yaser,you only need one for me!:kk
Ok,Angelis,money and health..
confusedman
06-02-2007, 08:15 AM
A financial windfall...enough to support a few families for life...
Good health for all...the life may be enjoyed every day...
And ST by my side...all the days of my life...
ollie
06-02-2007, 08:43 AM
1: ABILITY TO FLY
2: INVISIBILITY
3: TIME TRAVEL
yup... thats it!!!
health, money and good sex...alot of good sex
living to Flirt
06-02-2007, 05:49 PM
Angelic? Angelic who?!
The other side of you that everyone is looking for!!!!!
sweet
06-02-2007, 06:13 PM
Redhot
MCat
Lena
Damn....I guess no one wishes to have me :( *sniffle* *sniffle* :D lol
scoobertina
06-02-2007, 06:18 PM
I would ask for the pain a dear friend is suffering to go away.
I would make a move to Minnesota on my own.
I would still ask for my sailboat for future purposes..
AffableOne
06-02-2007, 06:27 PM
Damn....I guess no one wishes to have me :( *sniffle* *sniffle* :D lol
sweet
I don't need the other wishes then
angelis
06-02-2007, 06:31 PM
The other side of you that everyone is looking for!!!!!
Oh didn't realise I had an Angelic side!!;)
sweet
06-02-2007, 06:46 PM
sweet
I don't need the other wishes then
awww...thanks hun! :kk :)
PlayfulMale69
06-02-2007, 07:14 PM
Damn....I guess no one wishes to have me :( *sniffle* *sniffle* :D lol
You know I want you sweets!!!
living to Flirt
06-02-2007, 11:57 PM
Oh didn't realise I had an Angelic side!!;)
Its there, you just need to know where to look!:55
MIGHTY
06-03-2007, 12:31 PM
1. To wake up tomorrow in a Northeastern state.
2. To have enough money to provide wishes for my entire family...and a few friends.
3. For my child to have everlasting good health and happiness.
Cotties
06-03-2007, 12:57 PM
Alleluia!!!!Angelic? Angelic who?!
Cotties
06-03-2007, 01:06 PM
to do it with Barbara Edan back in the sixties
to own the bottle her evil sister lived in
to have a threesome with them both:sc
UltimateNaneki
06-03-2007, 01:09 PM
1-)I would want to get out of debt.
2-)to be able to put some people in there places
3-)and just to be with the man that trills me to no end!
PlayfulMale69
06-03-2007, 01:45 PM
1- To be healthy (being sick like this sucks)
2- To have true friends, ones that don't judge you on their expectations
3- To live and love all my years with a true soul mate that is so connected with me. We would both want so much to learn and know and please each other.
sawflyman
06-03-2007, 04:43 PM
have the power of invisibility. their are people and things I would like to see with out people knowing I am there.
living to Flirt
06-03-2007, 08:56 PM
To be able to hear thoughts, to know who really are your enemies
Enough money to provide for the true friends
And happiness to all those who truely deserve it!
IMaLady
06-03-2007, 09:03 PM
I got to go with never being lonely, my kids never having to know there is anything bad in the world, and a huge party with all my friends here.
Sandy
06-03-2007, 09:29 PM
to have
1. world peace
2. a cure for all sickness
3. my kids happy and healthy
OICurready4me
06-04-2007, 01:03 AM
1. To wake up tomorrow in a Northeastern state.
2. To have enough money to provide wishes for my entire family...and a few friends.
3. For my child to have everlasting good health and happiness.
1. Hmmmm....now that would be great....Good Job Genie!!!
angelis
06-04-2007, 04:04 AM
to win enough money to make my family and friends wishes come true
to be able to travel at the speed of light
to help end pain and suffering throughout the world
workingboss
06-04-2007, 04:46 AM
1. To wake up tomorrow in a Northeastern state.
2. To have enough money to provide wishes for my entire family...and a few friends.
3. For my child to have everlasting good health and happiness.for mighty wishes to come true
the same for me
the same for every one else here could not be put better
workingboss
06-04-2007, 04:48 AM
for mighty wishes to come true
the same for me
the same for every one else here could not be put betteroh yeah to meet mighty in person for a nice afternoon walk by the arch
baby face
06-04-2007, 08:50 AM
1. Good health for my family
2. Lots of money
3. To have my children grow to be happy, healthy, and loving adults
Missy38
06-04-2007, 04:13 PM
3 wishes
Divorce, marry unctarheel and live happyly ever after!
dartgirl
06-04-2007, 04:53 PM
1) To get a divorce without any hassles
2) Someone to have GREAT no strings attached sex
3) To move and be able to support myself
pixiegirl
06-04-2007, 05:31 PM
My children to be happy
My children to be healthy
To end my days rocking on a love seat on a porch with Haggis , with smiles on our faces
showtime
06-05-2007, 12:41 PM
1) A hot female to iniate sex with me
2) Good health for all my family and friends
3) A small lottery win,,,, 5- 10 million
nessie
06-05-2007, 12:46 PM
1. To have a perfect man...lol...
2. To have a maid and nanny
3. To have children that don't fight with each other at every waking moment!
1. for my husband, daughter and i to have no health problems
2. to have enough money to pay off my debts and have just enough to live on.
3. for all my house repairs to be completed, yard well groomed, inside well organized and clean.
PunkyBob
06-05-2007, 02:48 PM
1 - Better common sense
2 - to do no harm
3 - MORE DAMN SEX!!!!!
tallasian74
06-12-2007, 08:57 PM
1) A better body that I don't have to work twice as hard as everyone to keep
2) Exactly $33 million dollars in my bank account - tax free
3) My wife to wake up one morning in her parents house and not remember who I am, that she was ever married and the exact same amount of money as me in her account..
Sunfiresix
06-12-2007, 08:59 PM
Mine are simple--I want for pretty little
1. My wifes health to be better
2. I could retire
3. An extra few bucks in the bank acct.
msbnee
06-22-2007, 09:56 PM
My three wishes would be....Love, Health, and a maid so I could enjoy the love I'm given without having to cook and clean. Ok....a girl can dream!!!
majorfun
06-22-2007, 10:33 PM
A trip to the UK
Meet someone special there
Enjoy each other until our hearts were content
A trip to the UK
Meet someone special there
Enjoy each other until our hearts were content
So come .... :kk
Annie
06-23-2007, 05:07 PM
1) I would wish for my mortgage to paid off.
2) My husband quit his second job.
3) "SGT Sweetie Pie" get sent home.
bryan3636
06-23-2007, 05:11 PM
Health
Smiles
3 More Wishes
Luckyday
06-23-2007, 06:42 PM
If only someone really granted my 3 wishes...
Health
Money
Success
Sneaky
06-23-2007, 06:55 PM
Improved health for my husband
To be able to work less. I love my job, but it requires a lot of hours
More patience
RedVixen
06-23-2007, 07:42 PM
Hoss
Dreamy
Freestyle99
Hoss
Dreamy
Freestyle99
awww....:kk :kk :kk
RedVixen
06-23-2007, 07:53 PM
awww....:kk :kk :kk
Now don't let that go to your head Hoss :kk
Now don't let that go to your head Hoss :kk
too late ..both heads are excited now ....
RedVixen
06-23-2007, 07:59 PM
too late ..both heads are excited now ....
good...amuse one while I amuse the other :blowjob:
good...amuse one while I amuse the other :blowjob:
ok ill go do that ...im off for now ...have a great nite sexy ...:kk
RedVixen
06-23-2007, 08:02 PM
ok ill go do that ...im off for now ...have a great nite sexy ...:kk
Have a great night yourself stud :kk
scoobertina
06-23-2007, 08:43 PM
Health
Wealth
to start over and to live my life alone for a while first, figure out who I was, and then to settle down with the same kids I have right now...
TalithaRisen
06-23-2007, 10:52 PM
Great sex life with my husband every day
Enough money to never work again
Enough stamina and strength to withstand anything
Outta
06-23-2007, 11:04 PM
Dinner with Suz :kk
Love making with Suz :sex
The rest of my life with Suz. :))): :))): :))): :))):
Dinner with Suz :kk
Love making with Suz :sex
The rest of my life with Suz. :))): :))): :))): :))):
I hate to tell ya...but the ring Suz requires to obtain the three things costs as much as a car....but that was sweet of you to say baby:kk
Outta
06-23-2007, 11:08 PM
I hate to tell ya...but the ring Suz requires to obtain the three things costs as much as a car....but that was sweet of you to say baby:kk
Can u spell "zircon"?
Can u spell "zircon"?
Uhm no I can't.....I can however spell...NEVER...and my ass is worth it...more than.
Have a great night yourself stud :kk
had to read that twice and make sure u said STUD ......
rickingeorgia
06-26-2007, 05:37 AM
1. Going to have to go with cash, a $316 million powerball would be nice. But I'd settle for 15 mil.
2. Lower damn gas prices!
3. A little peace in the world wouldn't be bad. But it is human nature to want to conquer.
Niceandsmove
07-31-2007, 12:50 AM
1. to have a genie for life to grant my wishes
2. a genie for life to grant all of my wishes
3. to have all of my wishes granted by a genie for life
OICurready4me
07-31-2007, 12:54 AM
Win a huge Powerball jackpot
Have Mighty as my very own
Never have to pay taxes on anything ever again
1. A great Lover
2. Money
3. A Great LOVER
Phlirt
08-15-2007, 11:31 PM
1. an ungodly amount of money
2. to be happy with what life throws at me
3. to outlive my child.
Guymisseswife
08-15-2007, 11:33 PM
1. To have my marriage last till death do us part
2. To have a woman that like to be gone down on every night
3 My kids to never feel the pain i have felt at times
scoobertina
08-15-2007, 11:40 PM
1. to get my old job back, I sure do miss it
2. I would wish for my husband to be happy when I tell him
3. I would ask for a nice little cottage somewhere secluded with internet and phones...
oldsoul3426
08-18-2007, 06:28 PM
1. my own private Island
2. passion in my life
3. more wishes lol
Wel,l I would first wish for godlike powers, omnipotence would be nice, but this is probably not allowed as I could create as many wishes as I wanted so.... erm... I'd wish for invulnerability and immortality. Then I would wish to understand what altruistic means. :)
piman
01-07-2008, 08:51 PM
Well something to think about! Money, happiness, longevity, so much to choose from but here it is:
1. 100% fluency in every known form of every language
2. The courage to attempt anything I wanted to
3. The ability to inspire others to greatness
jimmy-love-fl
01-10-2008, 05:35 PM
1. enough money to live off of for the rest of my life
2. a hot horny man
3. a long healthy life for me and my hot horny man
I am no genie, but Maybe I can make one of those come true. and I am not talking health or money! lol
jimmy-love-fl
01-10-2008, 05:39 PM
to have
1. world peace
2. a cure for all sickness
3. my kids happy and healthy
This is my favorite one! That is about what mine would be too.
jimmy-love-fl
01-10-2008, 05:45 PM
But if I was thinking selfishly that day:
1. Ability to read minds. (Who needs money, if you can become the wealthiest poker player in the world)
2. Superhuman strength (My big dream in life would be to compete in the Olympics and this would go a long way in that endevour)
3. To live a long Healthy life.
Shawn_N_Sandiego
01-10-2008, 06:10 PM
1. End world hatred
2. The ability to remain physically 28 forever
3. Complete knowledge of all known things
ethans_so_bad
01-10-2008, 06:18 PM
1. An old chip truck to sell sno cones out of at the beach.
2. An empty apartment.
3. More rum.
DISCLAIMER: Since I KNOW you'll be reading this, you're probably going to ask why I didn't wish for YOU. That's easy. I already have you..............
SEXAHOLIC
01-10-2008, 06:19 PM
1...not to be married
2... to be able to travel to any place in an instant.
3...not to be married....:D ....only joking
scoobertina
01-10-2008, 07:21 PM
Just three?
Hmmmmm
1. SEX
2. SEX
3. SEX
no wait...
Dreamy
Punky
Bryan
nope.... let's go with number one...
ohhhhh I can't decide... how about
Spare
Spare
Spare...... plenty more where that came from... LOL
would Yasha and Torin be counted as one?
Point
and hmmmmmm.... let's see..... SirFox....
subtlehands
01-10-2008, 07:23 PM
(1) To be able to eradicate time differences
(2) To be able to banish guilt
(3) To have that girl as my secret lover
health, wealth & grandkids...
flake68
01-10-2008, 08:10 PM
Enough money not to work to enjoy sex.... I mean LIFE
Happy life for my kids......
Someone special, tied to a bed helpless, for me to play with all of the time.....:sc
scoobertina
01-10-2008, 08:12 PM
Enough money not to work to enjoy sex.... I mean LIFE
Happy life for my kids......
Someone special, tied to a bed helpless, for me to play with all of the time.....:sc
Pick me, pick me.....:wa:
Papa Chubby
01-10-2008, 08:12 PM
1. That she is safe and away from harm.
2. That I was with her.
3. That I would be the best partner for her.
flake68
01-10-2008, 08:13 PM
Pick me, pick me.....:wa:
Anytime, sweets.......................:D
pixiegirl
01-10-2008, 08:51 PM
That all my family and close friends had a transporter to zap them here and vice versa
That my children live long and happy lives and know the meaning of true love
That dark chocolate actually helps you loose weight
scoobertina
01-10-2008, 08:56 PM
Anytime, sweets.......................:D
anytime? now?
flake68
01-10-2008, 08:59 PM
anytime? now?
My imagination is running wild....................
All situation, positions, scenarios.......................:lf
scoobertina
01-10-2008, 09:00 PM
okay gonna be serious here.... finally yeah I know...
1. for this year to get better, it has to get better
2. for my son to see his future in a brighter light
3. for my hubby to be happy...
and number 4... for my very best friend to be happy... sorry baby... :knuddel:
scoobertina
01-10-2008, 09:01 PM
My imagination is running wild....................
All situation, positions, scenarios.......................:lf
yeah that is what I was hoping for...
cherokeered
01-10-2008, 09:03 PM
unlimited money
my friends and family to be healthy and happy
to be with Tiger
Huzyerdaddi
01-10-2008, 09:32 PM
1. To take back the stupid things I've said tonight
2. To convince her she really is important to me
3. To wipe away those tears on her face, since I can't be there to do it myself
ethans_so_bad
01-10-2008, 09:34 PM
Hang in there, Bro. Pain makes love beautiful. You're alright.
1. To take back the stupid things I've said tonight
2. To convince her she really is important to me
3. To wipe away those tears on her face, since I can't be there to do it myself
JCDxn
01-10-2008, 10:25 PM
1. Wish I could be Loved-and not for a paycheck
2. Change who I ended up with but keep the children I have. I love them to much to ever let them go.
3. end the sadness.
scoobertina
01-10-2008, 10:36 PM
Hang in there, Bro. Pain makes love beautiful. You're alright.
Posting this for Sensual Woman......
Not always, sometimes it rips you apart inside..
irishjock
01-10-2008, 10:51 PM
The same things I pray for:
Piece
Joy
Health
TIGUY
01-10-2008, 11:01 PM
I would take one of those wishes and sell it on ebay to become wealthy
With another wish I would have the power to heal the dying
Third wish I would buy an island in the Pacific for all M&F Chat members to party on 360 days a year.
ethans_so_bad
01-10-2008, 11:02 PM
If I understand what you are saying by this (and granted, I may not - it isn't quite clear to me) I would say this in reply... In my opinion you're wrong. Pain does make love beautiful. Love is most fierce and beautiful when, because of it, you're being ripped apart inside. Don't mistake me to be saying that it feels good (though in a strange way it does), I'm only saying it makes love beautiful. If you've never hurt for love, or died inside for it, you've never done it. We all would sacrifice ourselves on the altar of love if that were possible - and to some extent we all do. This very place is a manifestation of that truth.
Posting this for Sensual Woman......
Not always, sometimes it rips you apart inside..
TIGUY
01-10-2008, 11:13 PM
EMan...you sure you are not just trying to justify a love gone bad for you somewhere? Sounds like a lot of doubletalking if you ask me....we could say the same thing about any pain at all when you think about it? I think your words are overtaking yourself.
If I understand what you are saying by this (and granted, I may not - it isn't quite clear to me) I would say this in reply... In my opinion you're wrong. Pain does make love beautiful. Love is most fierce and beautiful when, because of it, you're being ripped apart inside. Don't mistake me to be saying that it feels good (though in a strange way it does), I'm only saying it makes love beautiful. If you've never hurt for love, or died inside for it, you've never done it. We all would sacrifice ourselves on the altar of love if that were possible - and to some extent we all do. This very place is a manifestation of that truth.
ethans_so_bad
01-10-2008, 11:17 PM
As far as I know, Ive never had a love gone bad. Please be specific. I dont think we could say the same thing about any pain at all. How is the pain of say, your child being tragically killed, be beautiful? One of the things we love about love is both the potential for, and sometimes the very real, heartache associated with it. Pain makes love beautiful.
EMan...you sure you are not just trying to justify a love gone bad for you somewhere? Sounds like a lot of doubletalking if you ask me....we could say the same thing about any pain at all when you think about it? I think your words are overtaking yourself.
Huzyerdaddi
01-10-2008, 11:29 PM
I get what you're saying, nevermind the critiques drawn by your wordiness (you really should've taken Ms. Ecklestein's advise in Jr. High writing class).
We take a risk when making ourselves vulnerable for sake of love. Sometimes that risk is realized and there is pain. But that pain rarely supercedes the potential reward for which the risk is originally taken.
As far as I know, Ive never had a love gone bad. Please be specific. I dont think we could say the same thing about any pain at all. How is the pain of say, your child being tragically killed, be beautiful? One of the things we love about love is both the potential for, and sometimes the very real, heartache associated with it. Pain makes love beautiful.
ethans_so_bad
01-10-2008, 11:32 PM
Something like that...........
I get what you're saying, nevermind the critiques drawn by your wordiness (you really should've taken Ms. Ecklestein's advise in Jr. High writing class).
We take a risk when making ourselves vulnerable for sake of love. Sometimes that risk is realized and there is pain. But that pain rarely supercedes the potential reward for which the risk is originally taken.
If I understand what you are saying by this (and granted, I may not - it isn't quite clear to me) I would say this in reply... In my opinion you're wrong. Pain does make love beautiful. Love is most fierce and beautiful when, because of it, you're being ripped apart inside. Don't mistake me to be saying that it feels good (though in a strange way it does), I'm only saying it makes love beautiful. If you've never hurt for love, or died inside for it, you've never done it. We all would sacrifice ourselves on the altar of love if that were possible - and to some extent we all do. This very place is a manifestation of that truth.
Did I tell you this morning how MUCH I love you????:kk
1. An old chip truck to sell sno cones out of at the beach.
2. An empty apartment.
3. More rum.
DISCLAIMER: Since I KNOW you'll be reading this, you're probably going to ask why I didn't wish for YOU. That's easy. I already have you..............
awfully confident are ya????:D
razorsedge
01-11-2008, 10:38 AM
Never having to worry about my families health...they would be healthy at all times.
For my family to be financially stable...so money wouldn't be an issue.
For my wife to be interested in both me and other women.
One Song Hero
01-11-2008, 10:40 AM
If I understand what you are saying by this (and granted, I may not - it isn't quite clear to me) I would say this in reply... In my opinion you're wrong. Pain does make love beautiful. Love is most fierce and beautiful when, because of it, you're being ripped apart inside. Don't mistake me to be saying that it feels good (though in a strange way it does), I'm only saying it makes love beautiful. If you've never hurt for love, or died inside for it, you've never done it. We all would sacrifice ourselves on the altar of love if that were possible - and to some extent we all do. This very place is a manifestation of that truth.
Extremely eloquent! I never quite thought of it that way. Excellent post, ethan!
jimmy-love-fl
01-11-2008, 11:55 AM
Pick me, pick me.....:wa:
Scoobertina, I will tie you to the bed any day. Do you trust me?
jimmy-love-fl
01-11-2008, 12:00 PM
1. Wish I could be Loved-and not for a paycheck
2. Change who I ended up with but keep the children I have. I love them to much to ever let them go.
3. end the sadness.
I am right there with you. I would not change a thing, because I love my kids so much!
noodlegurl
01-11-2008, 12:52 PM
My Kids safety
My kids health
My kids having a father that actually cares....
razorsedge
01-11-2008, 12:56 PM
Noodle
Redcat
Megan
noodlegurl
01-11-2008, 12:57 PM
midgets
carnies
& Boomer............lol
redcat
01-11-2008, 01:05 PM
Health and happiness for my family and friends
Financially secure future
...so many decisions to limit just to 3, so i'll save my third wish for now, genie.
hmmm :sc
1. For my wife menophause go away and be horny. :spbx:
2. For my best friend to find that someone to take care them for the rest of their life wonderfully. :kk
3. To let those I know how much they do mean to me. ;) :kk
Torin
01-11-2008, 01:10 PM
We take a risk when making ourselves vulnerable for sake of love. Sometimes that risk is realized and there is pain. But that pain rarely supercedes the potential reward for which the risk is originally taken.
I think love is always worth the risk.
Butterfly_13
01-11-2008, 10:13 PM
Love is ALWAYS worth the risk? I guess, in most respects, I agree. The pain associated with love makes you feel alive - it may force you writhe in anguish, curse the gods, weep until your soul shakes... - but, alas, the pain associated with love is a wretched, yet poignant, ache like no other.
Butterfly_13
01-11-2008, 10:15 PM
THREE WISHES: Hhhmmm... I do not bother wishing anymore. If I truly desire it, I make it happen.
OICurready4me
01-11-2008, 10:23 PM
I'd grab my baby and her son and bring them here with me
I'd win Powerball
I'd give the other wish away since I really only have two things I want
Love is ALWAYS worth the risk? I guess, in most respects, I agree. The pain associated with love makes you feel alive - it may force you writhe in anguish, curse the gods, weep until your soul shakes... - but, alas, the pain associated with love is a wretched, yet poignant, ache like no other.
Beautifully stated.
Sounds like something someone else was just saying to me........
TIGUY
01-12-2008, 12:14 AM
I'd wish I was last permanently in the "I'm Last Thread"
I'd wish that I could spend one night and wake up in the morning next to Sophia Loren...just as she is at her age right now!
I'd wish to open up a foreplay school with me being the sole instructor!
ethans_so_bad
01-12-2008, 12:21 AM
I'm always right, aren't I?
Beautifully stated.
Sounds like something someone else was just saying to me........
I'm always right, aren't I?
WEEEELLLLLLLLL...............always might be a stretch........
how bout I give you THIS one???:D
ethans_so_bad
01-12-2008, 12:36 AM
How bout you give me something else..............trade you a cool necklace for it:D
WEEEELLLLLLLLL...............always might be a stretch........
how bout I give you THIS one???:D
How bout you give me something else..............trade you a cool necklace for it:D
Deal............
anything.........
you got it.......
just hand over the necklace!!!!
spare_change
01-12-2008, 12:52 AM
1) Money
2) More money
3) 3 more wishes
ethans_so_bad
01-12-2008, 12:54 AM
You're not gonna burn it are you?
Deal............
anything.........
you got it.......
just hand over the necklace!!!!
You're not gonna burn it are you?
hmm.......not EXACTLY what I had in mind.........
(do you think it WOULD burn?):D
ethans_so_bad
01-12-2008, 01:00 AM
What exactly DID you have in mind? That poor girl gave me that in good faith, as a token of her "admiration for my (lack of) musical prowess." Or it may have been that she was trippin on X, judging by her dancing. The world may never know...............
hmm.......not EXACTLY what I had in mind.........
(do you think it WOULD burn?):D
What exactly DID you have in mind? That poor girl gave me that in good faith, as a token of her "admiration for my (lack of) musical prowess." Or it may have been that she was trippin on X, judging by her dancing. The world may never know...............
NO baby.........we ALL know what SHE wanted.............
ppfffft...........
(and I was thinking of taking it along when I went skydiving.........
I mean.....
it just might accidentally fly off my neck.........or something..........):D
ethans_so_bad
01-12-2008, 01:10 AM
LOL! Cold blooded, SA. Cold blooded. You have a birthday coming up, did I mention I got you jewelry?:D
NO baby.........we ALL know what SHE wanted.............
ppfffft...........
(and I was thinking of taking it along when I went skydiving.........
I mean.....
it just might accidentally fly off my neck.........or something..........):D
LOL! Cold blooded, SA. Cold blooded. You have a birthday coming up, did I mention I got you jewelry?:D
Nice try.............I'm STILL taking it sky diving with me!!!
(it'd be WORTH it!!!!):D
ethans_so_bad
01-12-2008, 01:16 AM
Like everyhting else. It's all yours. Drop it from a plane if you wish. :kk
Nice try.............I'm STILL taking it sky diving with me!!!
(it'd be WORTH it!!!!):D
Like everyhting else. It's all yours. Drop it from a plane if you wish. :kk
Done..........fedex it along with my 20 bucks and my concert ticket would ya?:D
ethans_so_bad
01-12-2008, 01:25 AM
Screw that, how bout I just overnight you some gas money and you can come get it all yourself? C'mon baby, you already know the way................Left at Mississippi, straight on till morning.........
Done..........fedex it along with my 20 bucks and my concert ticket would ya?:D
Huzyerdaddi
01-12-2008, 01:28 AM
Better hope she's facing north!
Screw that, how bout I just overnight you some gas money and you can come get it all yourself? C'mon baby, you already know the way................Left at Mississippi, straight on till morning.........
Screw that, how bout I just overnight you some gas money and you can come get it all yourself? C'mon baby, you already know the way................Left at Mississippi, straight on till morning.........
let's see.........wouldn't a left at MS leave me in Alabama???????
ethans_so_bad
01-12-2008, 01:30 AM
Oh that just won't do. It wouldn't be fair to leave ANYONE in Alabama.
let's see.........wouldn't a left at MS leave me in Alabama???????
FRMale
01-12-2008, 02:25 PM
1. infinite amount of gold
2. A passionate friend
3. Change the life of one person
TIGUY
01-13-2008, 11:19 AM
Today's three wishes will be
posting with _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
posting with _ _ _ _ _ _
posting with _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
TIGUY
01-13-2008, 11:21 AM
OC you remind me of Confused Man with that eye shot...and he was a New Englander as well....you two related?
I'd grab my baby and her son and bring them here with me
I'd win Powerball
I'd give the other wish away since I really only have two things I want
Today's three wishes will be
posting with _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
posting with _ _ _ _ _ _
posting with _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Let me fill in one of those spots...oh shit...wait... M C A T , it doesn't fit.:D
J
Today's three wishes will be
posting with _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
posting with _ _ _ _ _ _
posting with _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Well, let me fill in one of those spaces....wait...oh shit... M C A T
It doesn't fit.... :D
scoobertina
01-13-2008, 12:57 PM
I would ask for unlimited frozen drinks
I would retire somewhere warm
I would ask for someone to share it all with..
flake68
01-13-2008, 01:13 PM
I would ask for unlimited frozen drinks
I would retire somewhere warm
I would ask for someone to share it all with..
And here I Am.........:D
A peaceful island with unlimited sun
A woman to share the remainder of time with that truely loves me
The common sense to realize I have it all with number 2 above if it happened
lonelymiss
01-13-2008, 01:52 PM
love
love
love
yaser
01-13-2008, 02:13 PM
Health
Health and
health
Hotshotfireguy
01-13-2008, 09:42 PM
To spend the day with a certain someone ;)
Money
Wisdom
Sensual Woman
01-13-2008, 09:44 PM
Good Health for myself and my children
Freedom From Debt
To be with my Soulmate
TIGUY
01-13-2008, 09:56 PM
Let me fill in one of those spots...oh shit...wait... M C A T , it doesn't fit.:D
J
Mcat...you will always fit in one of my favorite spots...;)
Fargo...really
01-16-2008, 12:04 PM
I would ask for the pain a dear friend is suffering to go away.
I would make a move to Minnesota on my own.
I would still ask for my sailboat for future purposes..
As this is a wish, what part of Minnesota would you wish to go back to? Just curios; I currently live on the MN side of Fargo-Moorhead and my next/last move (unfortunately, a lot of paychecks from now) will be to the Minnesota lakes country.
Huzyerdaddi
01-16-2008, 06:28 PM
This genie has been good to me, very good! Time to give back.
I wish:
1. For my genie to find himself a hot she-genie (sheenie) of his own
2. For my genie to get him a really cool new bottle (at least a 2 liter)
3. For my genie to get one more magical power....he knows...the one he's always wanted.
MIGHTY
01-16-2008, 06:33 PM
1. Enough money to be able to set up my family and a couple of friends.
2. For my life to have purpose and meaning and turn out the way it was intended.
3.For my son to become a well adjusted, happy, and healthy man......and not suffer in his life as I have mine.
OICurready4me
01-17-2008, 03:09 AM
OC you remind me of Confused Man with that eye shot...and he was a New Englander as well....you two related?
No, but he is a good friend....my eyes are brown, his are blue, if you recall
private beaches
01-18-2008, 02:16 PM
1. For my children to grow up happy -with careers they love.
2. For good health of my family and friends
3. Dinner w/ George Clooney
can we wish for more wishes or is that breaking the genie code of ethics?
flirtyCoach
01-22-2008, 10:10 AM
can we wish for more wishes or is that breaking the genie code of ethics?
That would break the code of ethics!
I would wish for 2 million dollars (why be greedy you could do a lot with that and live off of it for a long time)
More active sex life
Less violence in our world
stevelooking
01-22-2008, 10:37 AM
a woman with a very hi libido
wealth
a home on the carribean in mexico
that would be the ultimate
Shawn_N_Sandiego
01-22-2008, 10:38 AM
Here I am ..... whats your other two?
Huzyerdaddi
01-22-2008, 10:40 AM
1. To understand myself better, at a deeper level so that...
2. ....I can understand others and be more sensitive to them and....
3. ....acheive at least one successful, meaningful, intimate relationship.
sigh............I"m feeling selfish today........
today I'd have to ask for
1. Unlimited funds whenever I needed them.
2. A big assed sail boat.
3. Ethan......with no OTHER attachments......:kk
stevelooking
01-22-2008, 11:09 AM
wow flybabe, you could dock at mt place in mexico. steve
wow flybabe, you could dock at mt place in mexico. steve
Mexico???? UMMM..........that's a little too far WEST for where I was heading......but thanks for the offer!!!
Shawn_N_Sandiego
01-22-2008, 11:15 AM
So California is out of the question?!!....hmmm I wonder where you might be going:lmao:lmao Say Hi to my wife on the way would ya?
Mexico???? UMMM..........that's a little too far WEST for where I was heading......but thanks for the offer!!!
yaser
01-22-2008, 11:17 AM
1.Health
2.A nice woman
3.Anotther nice woman
Huzyerdaddi
01-22-2008, 11:21 AM
Somehow, with you....i see this sailboat wish coming true....but like you, it will be a sailboat without a rudder. ;)
sigh............I"m feeling selfish today........
today I'd have to ask for
1. Unlimited funds whenever I needed them.
2. A big assed sail boat.
3. Ethan......with no OTHER attachments......:kk
So California is out of the question?!!....hmmm I wonder where you might be going:lmao:lmao Say Hi to my wife on the way would ya?
UMMM............I thought your wife was in TX.........last time I looked at a map that was WEST of the Miss. River.......:D
(and I"m headed to Greece......Italy.......the Canary Islands.......)
Somehow, with you....i see this sailboat wish coming true....but like you, it will be a sailboat without a rudder. ;)
Hmmm............I don't know wether to THANK you or SMACK you...........:D
Postman
01-22-2008, 11:24 AM
1st wish - 100 more wishes.
2nd wish - world peace. Ok Ok Maybe just if we could just all get along.
3rd wish - To get laid when ever I wanted.
Not to much to ask for. Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
stevelooking
01-22-2008, 11:25 AM
Mexico???? UMMM..........that's a little too far WEST for where I was heading......but thanks for the offer!!!
wel flybabe, we can negotiate the location. where were you thinking?
Huzyerdaddi
01-22-2008, 11:25 AM
Well, you'd probably smack me. I just called you a sailboat without a rudder....
Hmmm............I don't know wether to THANK you or SMACK you...........:D
stevelooking
01-22-2008, 11:26 AM
Thanks for the reply.....If there is water the location can sure be different.
Well, you'd probably smack me. I just called you a sailboat without a rudder....
Yeah..........but seeing as I AM a free spirit.........there's a LOT of truth in that comparison..............
(but I'll still smack ya just for the fun of it K?)
handsomeguy
01-22-2008, 11:34 AM
Damn....I guess no one wishes to have me :( *sniffle* *sniffle* :D lol
I will take you sweet.......anytime!
jimmy-love-fl
01-22-2008, 11:35 AM
I just wish that all of the M&F ladies were wishing for me. Is that too much to ask?
stevelooking
01-22-2008, 12:39 PM
Yeah..........but seeing as I AM a free spirit.........there's a LOT of truth in that comparison..............
(but I'll still smack ya just for the fun of it K?)
smack me anytime
stevelooking
01-22-2008, 12:40 PM
flybabe, smack me anytime if you like.
Jelly
01-22-2008, 12:50 PM
1. Enough time to go on a roadtrip
2. Someone to go with me on that roadtrip
3. Lots of sex on that roadtrip
(and I want this roadtrip to be somewhere warm)
razorsedge
01-22-2008, 01:08 PM
1. For Jelly's Brandi to pick me for her trip
2. Enough lotion for trip
3. Large vehicle for trip
Annie
01-22-2008, 01:25 PM
1) To be able to get to know my great grandmother, to find out what her life was really like.
2) For a hospital to open up that researches Autism, and other childhood mental health issues, like St Jude does for various childhood cancers.
3) For a small farm, a very small farm.
jimmy-love-fl
01-22-2008, 01:33 PM
1. Enough time to go on a roadtrip
2. Someone to go with me on that roadtrip
3. Lots of sex on that roadtrip
(and I want this roadtrip to be somewhere warm)
Florida is warm and I here there are some sexy men there. That does sound like my kind of road trip
jimmy-love-fl
01-22-2008, 01:34 PM
1) To be able to get to know my great grandmother, to find out what her life was really like.
2) For a hospital to open up that researches Autism, and other childhood mental health issues, like St Jude does for various childhood cancers.
3) For a small farm, a very small farm.
I like the second one. They think my 2.5 year old boy has Autism. All of the research I have done says maybe Asperger's, but I think something has to be done to help these kids.
MagicalBeing
01-22-2008, 01:34 PM
1. Just some time to relax and think about what is best for me
2. My spouse to understand this mess we are in.
3. Sex, sex, sex..
yaser
01-22-2008, 01:38 PM
1.To meet the one from MAF
2.To be able to write more posts here
3.To attract ladies' atteniton
stevelooking
01-22-2008, 02:32 PM
1. Enough time to go on a roadtrip
2. Someone to go with me on that roadtrip
3. Lots of sex on that roadtrip
(and I want this roadtrip to be somewhere warm)
you fit my request and in a warm climate for sure.
steve
stevelooking
01-22-2008, 02:33 PM
hey brandi,
a road trip to mexico in my rv would be great. you would have me to do with amd for ssure you would have alot of great sex
steve
ksue7274
01-22-2008, 02:59 PM
1. health
2. wealth
3. happiness
Shawn_N_Sandiego
01-22-2008, 03:03 PM
That has a FBI investigation written all over it:sc
hey brandi,
a road trip to mexico in my rv would be great. you would have me to do with amd for ssure you would have alot of great sex
steve
stevelooking
01-22-2008, 04:07 PM
1. Just some time to relax and think about what is best for me
2. My spouse to understand this mess we are in.
3. Sex, sex, sex..
what mess
That has a FBI investigation written all over it:sc
McLuvin????????????:whee:
Jelly
01-22-2008, 08:27 PM
Geesh! Lots of invites for a road trip! Looks like I'm gonna be gone for a while!!! You gonna volunteer too Shawn??? :lmao:lmao:lmao:
flybabe, smack me anytime if you like.
I kinda would like to right now..........:(
private beaches
01-22-2008, 08:31 PM
1. Time away on a secluded island
2. George Clooney on that island
3. a ship out when I'm ready to come back home. :-)
inquisitive
01-24-2008, 05:27 PM
I would want to be content
I would want money to be content with
and a man that could split the 7 seas within me with his rod.
Jelly
01-24-2008, 05:29 PM
1. Fries
2. Milk Shake
3. and a Burger
Huzyerdaddi
01-24-2008, 05:33 PM
Sounds like what I had a Sonic today.
1. Fries
2. Milk Shake
3. and a Burger
jim.hochmuth
01-24-2008, 06:19 PM
1. My family to stay healthy
2. Enough money to live comfortably
3. Never have any problem with my Willie
stevelooking
01-24-2008, 06:28 PM
I kinda would like to right now..........:(
so flygirl, where you from?
stevelooking
01-24-2008, 06:30 PM
I kinda would like to right now..........:(
okay then. when works for you?
stevelooking
01-24-2008, 06:31 PM
sorry flygirl,
works for me.
scoobertina
01-24-2008, 06:53 PM
Torin...
Huz...?
a boat....
Huzyerdaddi
01-24-2008, 07:13 PM
Am I a wish or a genie? I actually have ALL THREE of your wishes...;)
Torin...
Huz...?
a boat....
Torin
01-24-2008, 08:18 PM
Am I a wish or a genie? I actually have ALL THREE of your wishes...;)
I'm pretty sure that makes you the genie. Can I rub your bottle? :D
1. I want to be in Texas
2. I want to be in Texas
3. I want to be in Texas
If I do that three times and tap my heels together will it happen??????:(
okay then. when works for you?
Ummm........maybe sometime when I'M ACTUALLY ONLINE.............:whee:
scoobertina
01-24-2008, 08:23 PM
can you be both?
Am I a wish or a genie? I actually have ALL THREE of your wishes...;)
Torin
01-24-2008, 08:23 PM
1. I want to be in Texas
2. I want to be in Texas
3. I want to be in Texas
If I do that three times and tap my heels together will it happen??????:(
I think so, but just to be on the safe side, maybe you should wear cowboy boots when you do it instead of ruby red slippers. :kk
I hope your wish comes true, hon.
scoobertina
01-24-2008, 08:24 PM
1. I want to be in Texas
2. I want to be in Texas
3. I want to be in Texas
If I do that three times and tap my heels together will it happen??????:(
I think it could happen... good luck..
I think so, but just to be on the safe side, maybe you should wear cowboy boots when you do it instead of ruby red slippers. :kk
I hope your wish comes true, hon.
OHHHHH righty............THAT'S what I been doing wrong..........
I'd better get out a big belt buckle and a cowboy hat too for good measure........
kay.........here I go.......
1. I wanna be in Texas.........
2. I wanna be in Texas......
3. I wanna...........HEY.......where'd all these cows come from.......and WHAT the hell am I standing IN????????:whee:
I think it could happen... good luck..
Thanks Scoob.......:kk
Torin
01-24-2008, 08:30 PM
OHHHHH righty............THAT'S what I been doing wrong..........
I'd better get out a big belt buckle and a cowboy hat too for good measure........
kay.........here I go.......
1. I wanna be in Texas.........
2. I wanna be in Texas......
3. I wanna...........HEY.......where'd all these cows come from.......and WHAT the hell am I standing IN????????:whee:
LOL!
I don't know what you are standing in, but if mushrooms are growing out of it.... DON'T eat them!!!!!! :lmao
LOL!
I don't know what you are standing in, but if mushrooms are growing out of it.... DON'T eat them!!!!!! :lmao
LMAO.................oh GOOD one.............:lmao
Torin
01-24-2008, 08:42 PM
LMAO.................oh GOOD one.............:lmao
LOL! Thanks.... I even cracked myself up with that one. :D
ethans_so_bad
01-24-2008, 08:42 PM
Well, you HAVE had the diarrhea virus. Do you REALLY need to ask?
OHHHHH righty............THAT'S what I been doing wrong..........
I'd better get out a big belt buckle and a cowboy hat too for good measure........
kay.........here I go.......
1. I wanna be in Texas.........
2. I wanna be in Texas......
3. I wanna...........HEY.......where'd all these cows come from.......and WHAT the hell am I standing IN????????:whee:
Well, you HAVE had the diarrhea virus. Do you REALLY need to ask?
I CERTAINLY HAVE NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:nu
Jelly
01-24-2008, 08:47 PM
ewwwwww! it's gettin deep in here! Better get out the galoshes and start shoveling!!!
ethans_so_bad
01-24-2008, 08:47 PM
Oh yeah, it was the "kiwi";) , I got it.;) ;)
I CERTAINLY HAVE NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:nu
Oh yeah, it was the "kiwi";) , I got it.;) ;)
UGHHHHHHHHHH:whee:
ethans_so_bad
01-24-2008, 08:50 PM
was that your stomach makin that noise?
UGHHHHHHHHHH:whee:
was that your stomach makin that noise?
YEAH baby..........I guess you have that affect on me!!!!:D
ethans_so_bad
01-24-2008, 09:00 PM
That wasn't me, it was the kiwi.
YEAH baby..........I guess you have that affect on me!!!!:D
That wasn't me, it was the kiwi.
I take it back............:nu
1. I wanna go HOME
2. I wanna go HOME
3. I wanna.........................Hey.......where the hell am I NOW?????:D
ethans_so_bad
01-24-2008, 09:10 PM
Pffffffffffffffft!
I KNOW better, once you go Texas, you don't go back...................
I take it back............:nu
1. I wanna go HOME
2. I wanna go HOME
3. I wanna.........................Hey.......where the hell am I NOW?????:D
Pffffffffffffffft!
I KNOW better, once you go Texas, you don't go back...................
So I'm still in Texas hugh????????
What is that big ole hairless doglike thing over there hiding behind that tree........
the one with the glowing eyes........and sharp jagged teeth.....
should I be scared?
ethans_so_bad
01-24-2008, 09:15 PM
That's me! I was gonna surprise you by meeting you at the airport and giving you a ride!:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
So I'm still in Texas hugh????????
What is that big ole hairless doglike thing over there hiding behind that tree........
the one with the glowing eyes........and sharp jagged teeth.....
should I be scared?
That's me! I was gonna surprise you by meeting you at the airport and giving you a ride!:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Ohh sorry babe..........I mistook you for el chupacabra there for a sec.......
gee.......you're looking........(cough) .........CUTE!!!!:lmao
ethans_so_bad
01-24-2008, 09:20 PM
Come over here behind this tree, I want to suck your, uh, uh...blood?
Ohh sorry babe..........I mistook you for el chupacabra there for a sec.......
gee.......you're looking........(cough) .........CUTE!!!!:lmao
Come over here behind this tree, I want to suck your, uh, uh...blood?
I'm scared..................
(back away...........back away SLOWLY.........)
ethans_so_bad
01-24-2008, 09:26 PM
I heard if you back away slowly, that only incites me to attack you.
I'm scared..................
(back away...........back away SLOWLY.........)
I heard if you back away slowly, that only incites me to attack you.
So I should RUN????????????
I'm good at that ya know!!!!;)
ethans_so_bad
01-24-2008, 09:31 PM
You mean you USED to be. Until I trapped you and crippled you for life.......
So I should RUN????????????
I'm good at that ya know!!!!;)
You mean you USED to be. Until I trapped you and crippled you for life.......
awwww baby..............that's so ROMANTIC............:lmao
ethans_so_bad
01-24-2008, 09:37 PM
I know it is. We are f*cked up, you and I.......................
awwww baby..............that's so ROMANTIC............:lmao
I know it is. We are f*cked up, you and I.......................
Yeah.........but SO perfect for each other.........it's crazy!:kk
ethans_so_bad
01-24-2008, 09:40 PM
I'm crazy..........about YOU:kk
Yeah.........but SO perfect for each other.........it's crazy!:kk
WandaRing
01-24-2008, 09:58 PM
hmmmmm :sc 3 wishes----->
1st wish: My health...to have energy again---"Run Forest, run!"
2nd wish:To be able to work again, in a job I enjoy, even if it is part-time---doing something with my life...
3rd wish:Find someone special...to share life with - - ;) plus a few other thngs lol.
likesbuttons
01-24-2008, 10:02 PM
money
women
cars
i know i know how material of me.....
jimmy-love-fl
01-25-2008, 09:53 AM
For my son not to have autism
To be single again
To be rich again
Lacey
01-25-2008, 09:56 AM
1.That we find out what's going on with my son's kidneys
2.That things finally settle down here
3.And to feel free again
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