Outta's back

[Outta]

Hey guys, the great and powerful Outta needed a flirting break. But armed with a new job and a great future, the oh so handsome, charming, and witty man is back.

Flirting's a lot of work, but someone told me that without my limericks are sorely missed!

Now where's Ethan so I can diss him.

[scoobertina]

Welcome back Outta....

[p.J]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORAY! Damn... I have missed you! Good to see you back my friend, you have been sorely missed by many! :kk

[BlueEyedBoy]

Welcome back

[Outta]

thanks

[surfdude]

you sound like a party waiting to happen, man. looking forward to hearing more.

[Outta]

you sound like a party waiting to happen, man. looking forward to hearing more.
You have NO IDEA surdude. Get your ass over to the Jersey shore and let's catch some waves.

Well you catch the waves, I'll work the beach.

[surfdude]

You have NO IDEA surdude. Get your ass over to the Jersey shore and let's catch some waves.

Well you catch the waves, I'll work the beach.

sounds like a great idea. you catch the fish, i'll eat them :)

[ethans_so_bad]

yeah, all this sounds like a really great idea. ever seen the jersey shore? whatever you eat out of there will likely have just a "hint" of your own feces.

xox

[ethans_so_bad]

Hey how's that new job? I didn't mind putting in a good word for you, glad to do it. Now don't forget - if somebody tries to ROB that convenient store theres and alarm under the counter. If you do REALLY well, they may be looking for an assistant night manager over the fuel island! How's that sounding?



Hey guys, the great and powerful Outta needed a flirting break. But armed with a new job and a great future, the oh so handsome, charming, and witty man is back.

Flirting's a lot of work, but someone told me that without my limericks are sorely missed!

Now where's Ethan so I can diss him.

[surfdude]

You guys keep thumping your chests - I'm gonna go talk to some girls.

Later!

Hey how's that new job? I didn't mind putting in a good word for you, glad to do it. Now don't forget - if somebody tries to ROB that convenient store theres and alarm under the counter. If you do REALLY well, they may be looking for an assistant night manager over the fuel island! How's that sounding?

[ethans_so_bad]

Okay, but I won't be able to hide in the bushes and tell you what to say this time. You're on your own....................



You guys keep thumping your chests - I'm gonna go talk to some girls.

Later!

[surfdude]

No worries - I brought my crib notes. But good to know you're backing me up.

Okay, but I won't be able to hide in the bushes and tell you what to say this time. You're on your own....................

[ethans_so_bad]

LOL! Hey, I may like you. But don't get too wound up yet. I only said MAY.



No worries - I brought my crib notes. But good to know you're backing me up.

[surfdude]

So now you're saying that WASN'T your hand on my ass a second ago?

Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, baby. Get some help.

LOL! Hey, I may like you. But don't get too wound up yet. I only said MAY.

[ethans_so_bad]

No I didn't say ti WASNT my hand - I just said I don't like you yet.So now you're saying that WASN'T your hand on my ass a second ago?

Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, baby. Get some help.

[surfdude]

No I didn't say ti WASNT my hand - I just said I don't like you yet.

I'll bet you say that to all the girls ...

[ethans_so_bad]

No, no - just the real purdy ones..............




I'll bet you say that to all the girls ...

[Outta]

sounds like a great idea. you catch the fish, i'll eat them :)
I can catch more than one fish, buddy. I'll hook em, we'll enjoy the catch together.

[ethans_so_bad]

Don't be gay, if you can help it.



I can catch more than one fish, buddy. I'll hook em, we'll enjoy the catch together.

[surfdude]

I can catch more than one fish, buddy. I'll hook em, we'll enjoy the catch together.

That's exactly what I was thinking. I don't know you well enough to share a single fish yet :).

[Outta]

No, no - just the real purdy ones..............
Ethan, good to see you back from your "mission". Now get back to Pizza Hut and start cookin my lunch.

[ethans_so_bad]

Cook your own damn lunch at your new job- hell you guys have a hot dog and slurpee machine both right there



Ethan, good to see you back from your "mission". Now get back to Pizza Hut and start cookin my lunch.

[Outta]

Cook your own damn lunch at your new job- hell you guys have a hot dog and slurpee machine both right there
Nah, Ethan, I got a real job. Software trainer for a big big s/w company in the banking industry. I'll be travelling full time, which makes it nice for my flirt life!!!!

[ethans_so_bad]

congratulations! maybe we'll meet each other on the road, but let's hope not.



Nah, Ethan, I got a real job. Software trainer for a big big s/w company in the banking industry. I'll be travelling full time, which makes it nice for my flirt life!!!!

[Outta]

congratulations! maybe we'll meet each other on the road, but let's hope not.
Hey, each city has more than one woman. And for you, there's even men dressed as women. We can handle the same town.

[surfdude]

I'm not picking a fight here, but you left yourself so wide open we'd both be disappointed if i didn't say something.

Those who can, do
Those who can't, teach

And you're a trainer, right? Well, now I know

Nah, Ethan, I got a real job. Software trainer for a big big s/w company in the banking industry. I'll be travelling full time, which makes it nice for my flirt life!!!!

[p.J]

Is this an American version of a Monty Python sketch?? if it is... damn it sucks! :D

.... or the goons perhaps!

[Outta]

I'm not picking a fight here, but you left yourself so wide open we'd both be disappointed if i didn't say something.

Those who can, do
Those who can't, teach

And you're a trainer, right? Well, now I know
Well regarding s/w, i'll give you that. But if you want me to catch you a girl, you better be nice. Jersey girls are tough to handle.

[ethans_so_bad]

Men dressed as women?! I should have known you'd go looking for those cities first.



Hey, each city has more than one woman. And for you, there's even men dressed as women. We can handle the same town.

[surfdude]

Is this an American version of a Monty Python sketch?? if it is... damn it sucks! :D

.... or the goons perhaps!

I may be funny, but I can only dream of being Monty Python funny. I know my limits :).

And since you've never heard that before ...

Those who can, do
Those who can't, teach
Those who can't do either, inspect

[ethans_so_bad]

A man who aspires to only be as funny as a Monty Python. And to think! I said I almost liked you..................



I may be funny, but I can only dream of being Monty Python funny. I know my limits :).

And since you've never heard that before ...

Those who can, do
Those who can't, teach
Those who can't do either, inspect

[p.J]

I may be funny, but I can only dream of being Monty Python funny. I know my limits :).

And since you've never heard that before ...

Those who can, do
Those who can't, teach
Those who can't do either, inspect

My point exactly... it was a tongue in cheek remark!

as for the rest, its an old saying used in many media markets or such like for coaching purposes..

[surfdude]

Lemme slide out of the way before PJ slaps you ...

A man who aspires to only be as funny as a Monty Python. And to think! I said I almost liked you..................

[ethans_so_bad]

Well we can't all live in countries who make pie out of kidney's and fighter planes out of wood, thank God.


You did however give us the Sex Pistols. For that I am grateful...........



Is this an American version of a Monty Python sketch?? if it is... damn it sucks! :D

.... or the goons perhaps!

[surfdude]

I have better places for your tongue than your cheek, my lovely

My point exactly... it was a tongue in cheek remark!

as for the rest, its an old saying used in many media markets or such like for coaching purposes..

[p.J]

Lemme slide out of the way before PJ slaps you ...


O he enjoys it... so it would be his pleasure! ;)

[Outta]

I have better places for your tongue than your cheek, my lovely
If you're trying to share her ice cream cone, she doesn't share. I've got the true tongue secrets for the brits. i lived there for two years. Again, just call if you want lessons.

[pointofnoreturn]

Welcum back Outta. :hug:

[snowflake]

Nah, Ethan, I got a real job. Software trainer for a big big s/w company in the banking industry. I'll be travelling full time, which makes it nice for my flirt life!!!!

Hmmmm.. s/w for the banking industry huh? Well that is my industry, I'll keep an eye out for you, but be warned Texas girls are tougher than Jersey girls!!! :D

[Outta]

Hmmmm.. s/w for the banking industry huh? Well that is my industry, I'll keep an eye out for you, but be warned Texas girls are tougher than Jersey girls!!! :D
Texas girls are easy pickins. At least that's what ethan tells me.

[snowflake]

Texas girls are easy pickins. At least that's what ethan tells me.

Ahhh Ethan......... He is just an ole' river floating knuckle head.... He doesn't count he is to worried about his abs........ lol.....:D

[Outta]

Ahhh Ethan......... He is just an ole' river floating knuckle head.... He doesn't count he is to worried about his abs........ lol.....:D
ROFL. You think those are his real pics???? Ah. Truth be told, he looks more like Jabba the Hut.

[snowflake]

ROFL. You think those are his real pics???? Ah. Truth be told, he looks more like Jabba the Hut.

Jabba the Hut!! That explains all the grunting and carrying on I have heard from him... Well glad I have you to set me straight, I won't worry about meeting him on the river this summer, since Jabba's don't do well floating in a inner tube on the river... :D

[Outta]

Jabba the Hut!! That explains all the grunting and carrying on I have heard from him... Well glad I have you to set me straight, I won't worry about meeting him on the river this summer, since Jabba's don't do well floating in a inner tube on the river... :D
Well if you do meet him, dress like Princess Leah and strangle him with a chain please. LOL

[snowflake]

Well if you do meet him, dress like Princess Leah and strangle him with a chain please. LOL

:55 Consider it done since his ego needs a little squeeze.. haha.. Poor guy isn't even here to defend himself... Oh well, he shouldn't leave you unattended, you have the full field now...

[Outta]

:55 Consider it done since his ego needs a little squeeze.. haha.. Poor guy isn't even here to defend himself... Oh well, he shouldn't leave you unattended, you have the full field now...
Hey that avatar's a nice beach scene. Reminds me of how i'm gonna enjoy the jersey shore this w/e. I know that no one wants to get laid there ....

[snowflake]

Hey that avatar's a nice beach scene. Reminds me of how i'm gonna enjoy the jersey shore this w/e. I know that no one wants to get laid there ....

Just made reservations for a beach trip online, so it put me in the mood for the avatar...
I am game for a lay on the beach.... Name the place, I'll bring the sunblock!!!:)

[paris]

Ummm, can I just say Hi Outta! And welcome back? I don't want to get caught in any crossfire!

[Outta]

Ummm, can I just say Hi Outta! And welcome back? I don't want to get caught in any crossfire!
Move the tie, and we'll talk about it.

[paris]

YOU move the tie!;) Move the tie, and we'll talk about it.

[ethans_so_bad]

well well, dissing me when I'm taking a nap and all defenseless. Texas girls are easy too by the way - especially ONE I know. She particularly likes barns for some reason....

[ethans_so_bad]

and whatta you mean my ego needs a squeeze? that aint what you were worried about squeezing that day on the river..........................

xox

[snowflake]

:sc Barns? Is that what that was? Ahh... don't worry about your ego, there is more of that to go around...

[ethans_so_bad]

Oh yeah I have plenty of attitude for EVERYBODY, it's the other parts I reserve for a more "selective" audience....................



:sc Barns? Is that what that was? Ahh... don't worry about your ego, there is more of that to go around...

[snowflake]

Oh yeah I have plenty of attitude for EVERYBODY, it's the other parts I reserve for a more "selective" audience....................

"selective" hmmmmm... now I can be a good audience.... I promise I won't let you down... :D

[ethans_so_bad]

You never have before...................your tube or mine?



"selective" hmmmmm... now I can be a good audience.... I promise I won't let you down... :D

[snowflake]

You never have before...................your tube or mine?

Definately your tube......... I am down the river at the cabin, you know where it is...

[ethans_so_bad]

Well then why don't you hop on a tube and float right on down here to me. while youre at it, bring a Dr. Pepper - I can't get out LOL. You will be "amply" reimbursed for your troubles.................



Definately your tube......... I am down the river at the cabin, you know where it is...

[Outta]

Last time I checked this was MY thread. Get your own.

[ethans_so_bad]

I have my own and last time I checked - they are all mine.

[Kissie]

Welcome back Outta!!!!!!

[Outta]

Welcome back Outta!!!!!!
Hey Kissie. How's your hubby doing over there? I'm so proud to know he's there and I thank him for everything he's doing and the sacfice your family is making to fight off this evil.

[Kissie]

Hey Kissie. How's your hubby doing over there? I'm so proud to know he's there and I thank him for everything he's doing and the sacfice your family is making to fight off this evil.


He sounds a bit tired..but says he is doing ok!!! He hates the base he is at this time...says it sucks the Big Green Weenie!!!!!

[snowflake]

Last time I checked this was MY thread. Get your own.

:kk Sorry Outta didn't mean to hijack your thread..... It was all Ethan's fault.

[MysteryLaidee]

:wa: Welcome back Outta!!! Let me know if you need an exec. assistant to travel with you ....as a bonus, I enjoy taking shots at Ethan! Glad to have ya back!

[peaches]

it is so good to see you back outta,,you have been missed

[Sunfiresix]

Outta is back--get outta here, wow, welcome back Outta---who is outta?

[ethans_so_bad]

Where's he at?



He sounds a bit tired..but says he is doing ok!!! He hates the base he is at this time...says it sucks the Big Green Weenie!!!!!

[ethans_so_bad]

You may take all the shots you wish, you have yet to hit me. And about traveling with him - he doesn't need an assitant to go to training on how to sell the lottery tickets.



:wa: Welcome back Outta!!! Let me know if you need an exec. assistant to travel with you ....as a bonus, I enjoy taking shots at Ethan! Glad to have ya back!

[Suz]

Damn boy...I turn my head for one minute and you're gaying it up with a new guy. Was Ethan not enough for you? Well I guess there's room for 4, but maybe you should have asked Ethan for an open relationship first before out right cheating right in front of him.

[ethans_so_bad]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww he knows he doesnt have to ask ethans permission for anything - Ethan is a kept man

[paris]

Gawd Jersey! I think this has become the 'pick on Outta' thread! What have you done to warrant this?

[ethans_so_bad]

He doesn't have to do much, some people are easy................take me for example

[paris]

He doesn't have to do much, some people are easy................take me for example
yes babe, that I do know...;)

[ethans_so_bad]

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy now, don't give all the boys and girls the wrong impression about us. I swear I thought you were the maid...................




yes babe, that I do know...;)

[MysteryLaidee]

You may take all the shots you wish, you have yet to hit me. And about traveling with him - he doesn't need an assitant to go to training on how to sell the lottery tickets.

Just because you didn't feel it doesn't mean you didn't get hit ;)

[paris]

LOL....c'mon!!! You're too young to forget so quickly!!!



heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy now, don't give all the boys and girls the wrong impression about us. I swear I thought you were the maid...................

[ethans_so_bad]

It's not youth, it's the volume I'm constantly exposed to.LOL....c'mon!!! You're too young to forget so quickly!!!

[mrdiscreet]

Just because you didn't feel it doesn't mean you didn't get hit

Reminds me of a great Radiohead lyric "Just because you feel it, doesn't mean it's there" fro Fake Plastic trees I think

[ethans_so_bad]

whatever that means



Just because you didn't feel it doesn't mean you didn't get hit

Reminds me of a great Radiohead lyric "Just because you feel it, doesn't mean it's there" fro Fake Plastic trees I think

[Suz]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww he knows he doesnt have to ask ethans permission for anything - Ethan is a kept man

Yes, that's what I was afraid of. How he's keeping you a kept man....ewwwwwwww;)

[ethans_so_bad]

I didnt say it was HIM keeping me



Yes, that's what I was afraid of. How he's keeping you a kept man....ewwwwwwww;)

[Suz]

I didnt say it was HIM keeping me

You didn't say it was a woman either;)

[Outta]

You didn't say it was a woman either;)


Well, Suz, if you read his stupid thread about shouting from the rooftops, you'll realize exactly how disgustingly kept he is. OMG, his balls have been shipped to Alaska.

Please, baby, don't ever ask me to post anything so humiliating, although we all know i'm trapped in your web.

[ethans_so_bad]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You should only be so lucky..................

Is that the Tholian web?


It's the best ever, to be the King



Well, Suz, if you read his stupid thread about shouting from the rooftops, you'll realize exactly how disgustingly kept he is. OMG, his balls have been shipped to Alaska.

Please, baby, don't ever ask me to post anything so humiliating, although we all know i'm trapped in your web.

[Suz]

Well, Suz, if you read his stupid thread about shouting from the rooftops, you'll realize exactly how disgustingly kept he is. OMG, his balls have been shipped to Alaska.

Please, baby, don't ever ask me to post anything so humiliating, although we all know i'm trapped in your web.

Who me? I would never...I like your balls right where they are...I don't want a puss. As for the web, yes it's clear you've been trapped...but who can blame you...I mean honestly? lol..I'll use my nurse scissors to snip you out of it..if you would like.. but I will warn you, you will get easily sucked right back in if you don't run fast...my speciality;)

[ethans_so_bad]

Are you guys sure this isn't a black hole you're talking about?



Who me? I would never...I like your balls right where they are...I don't want a puss. As for the web, yes it's clear you've been trapped...but who can blame you...I mean honestly? lol..I'll use my nurse scissors to snip you out of it..if you would like.. but I will warn you, you will get easily sucked right back in if you don't run fast...my speciality;)

[Outta]

Are you guys sure this isn't a black hole you're talking about?
Yes, Suz could definitely be a black hole. Everything in existence is sucked in and never to be seen from again. Problem is, if she lets me go, I just say "Oh can we do it again?"

[christinalee]

wow, what's going on here?!!

[Suz]

Yes, Suz could definitely be a black hole. Everything in existence is sucked in and never to be seen from again. Problem is, if she lets me go, I just say "Oh can we do it again?"


Yeh...you're sick like that. I like you twisted...it balances me.

[Outta]

wow, what's going on here?!!
Hey Christie Lee. Long time.

[ethans_so_bad]

Want me to take a team and go in and find YOUR balls? I have a few days off.




Yes, Suz could definitely be a black hole. Everything in existence is sucked in and never to be seen from again. Problem is, if she lets me go, I just say "Oh can we do it again?"

[Outta]

Want me to take a team and go in and find YOUR balls? I have a few days off.
Sorry, man. My balls are firmly attached to my massive dick.

[christinalee]

Hey Christie Lee. Long time.

:wa: it has been a while, where did you go? just taking a break, or too busy?:kk

[paris]

Sorry, man. My balls are firmly attached to my massive dick.

MMmmmmmmmmmmmm...care to share???:lf

[Suz]

Sorry, man. My balls are firmly attached to my massive dick.

I will confirm that.....

[ethans_so_bad]

LOL! you may be able to confirm they are attached but that still leaves a problem with the "massive" part.

[Outta]

LOL! you may be able to confirm they are attached but that still leaves a problem with the "massive" part.
I promise you, Ethan, you'll never get to find out first hand.

[ethans_so_bad]

I know. They keep you so busy at the new convenient store job now you barely have time for anything anymore.



I promise you, Ethan, you'll never get to find out first hand.

[Suz]

LOL! you may be able to confirm they are attached but that still leaves a problem with the "massive" part.

Well let me be more clear....I confirm the massive part too.

[Outta]

I know. They keep you so busy at the new convenient store job now you barely have time for anything anymore.
Lame, Ethan, Lame. Wake up and come up with some better shit than that.

[Outta]

Well let me be more clear....I confirm the massive part too.

A perfect match for your alluring breasts, my dear.

[ethans_so_bad]

Cmon my head hurts. It was a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng, hot, hard, wet night - but, I digress..................




Lame, Ethan, Lame. Wake up and come up with some better shit than that.

[paris]

Cmon my head hurts. It was a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng, hot, hard, wet night - but, I digress..................
Oh? And why was that???:sc

[ethans_so_bad]

I'm a gentleman. I don't kiss and tell............



Oh? And why was that???:sc

[Outta]

Oh? And why was that???:sc
Internet porn again.

[paris]

Internet porn again.
:lmao sorry Ethan...that was funny.

[ethans_so_bad]

Well it DID involve lots of good naked pictures and they DID come over the internet, but it DIDNT involve a credit card number - for once.Internet porn again.

[UltimateNaneki]

I knew there was a reason I wanted to leave here....I missed Outta. It was lonely here without you darling. I just couldn't keep up with posting for 2. Now that you're back, I can post at my regular pace, 100@week.:lmao
But let me get serious here,:sc , I'm very happy that you have returned. AND DON'T LEAVE AGAIN without advising me first.:D

[fly]

.......

[Outta]

awww...........come here and let me take care of THAT for you!!! :kk

(or did I cause that? hmmm.............:D )



His head hurts because he fell off the rooftop.

[UltimateNaneki]

His head hurts because he fell off the rooftop.

Did you push him off the rooftop?? Poor Ethans...come here babe! Lets see :dd if I can make you feel better!:knuddel:

[Outta]

Did you push him off the rooftop?? Poor Ethans...come here babe! Lets see :dd if I can make you feel better!:knuddel:
If I heard him shouting "I love Avi" from a rooftop, yes I'd push him. Knucklehead.

[snowflake]

If I heard him shouting "I love Avi" from a rooftop, yes I'd push him. Knucklehead.

Outta, where is your romantic side? I have felt like a passenger on love boat all day.. I always wanted to go on a cruise!!! :D

[Outta]

Outta, where is your romantic side? I have felt like a passenger on love boat all day.. I always wanted to go on a cruise!!! :D
I can only be romantic if there's "something" in it for me.

[UltimateNaneki]

I can only be romantic if there's "something" in it for me.

Something in it for you???? like a black hole?:lmao :lmao :lmao

[paris]

I can only be romantic if there's "something" in it for me.
Or something for you to put it in...right?

[snowflake]

I can only be romantic if there's "something" in it for me.

"Something" in it for you, geez, that is a tall order!!! :D

[Outta]

Something in it for you???? like a black hole?:lmao :lmao :lmao
I've never gone there, thank you.

[Outta]

Or something for you to put it in...right?
Good point.

[paris]

Gosh...everyone's picking on you Outta!! Come, let me give ya a hug :knuddel: .

[snowflake]

Gosh...everyone's picking on you Outta!! Come, let me give ya a hug :knuddel: .

This is true, Sorry Outta!! Paris called me on the carpet... but you are so fun to pick on... :na

:kk

[paris]

This is true, Sorry Outta!! Paris called me on the carpet... but you are so fun to pick on... :na

:kk

And so easy, right Snow?

[Outta]

"Something" in it for you, geez, that is a tall order!!! :D


Massive, as i think it's been quoted.

[paris]

Massive, as i think it's been quoted.
:whee: Whew...making me hot again!

[snowflake]

And so easy, right Snow?

:55 Easy and Massive, I can't get over this. I better put my spurs on for this... I will need them for the ride, or I can let Paris borrow them...

Better yet, lets just head to Sea World and watch the women ride the whales!!!

[Outta]

:55 Easy and Massive, I can't get over this. I better put my spurs on for this... I will need them for the ride, or I can let Paris borrow them...

Better yet, lets just head to Sea World and watch the women ride the whales!!!
Sorry ladies, Suz is riding the whale tonight.

[paris]

:55 Easy and Massive, I can't get over this. I better put my spurs on for this... I will need them for the ride, or I can let Paris borrow them...

Better yet, lets just head to Sea World and watch the women ride the whales!!!
:lmao :lmao

[Suz]

Sorry ladies, Suz is riding the whale tonight.

Suz rides it every night...don't be modest

[snowflake]

Sorry ladies, Suz is riding the whale tonight.

Suz, you don't mind us trying do you? After all, we chose Sea World instead....:wa:

[Outta]

Suz, you don't mind us trying do you? After all, we chose Sea World instead....:wa:
I told you girls, she has my ankles tied. Can't escape. (Not sure I want to)

[Suz]

Suz, you don't mind us trying do you? After all, we chose Sea World instead....:wa:

I can't fault a girl for trying and trust me, he loves the attention.

[UltimateNaneki]

I told you girls, she has my ankles tied. Can't escape. (Not sure I want to)
Only the ankles??? why not the whole body too!!:lmao

[Suz]

I told you girls, she has my ankles tied. Can't escape. (Not sure I want to)

You love being a kept man...don't you baby:kk

[Outta]

Only the ankles??? why not the whole body too!!:lmao
She's kind of like a sadistic. Likes leaving part of me untied and teasing me.

[Outta]

You love being a kept man...don't you baby:kk
I've never been so happy in all my life. Especially when you spank me.

[Suz]

She's kind of like a sadistic. Likes leaving part of me untied and teasing me.

Well I need your hands free to play with my hot tits...and freshly waxed...uhm, I think you get the picture...if not, look at my avatar.

[Suz]

I've never been so happy in all my life. Especially when you spank me.


Oh I was doing that for my pleasure:kk

[Outta]

Well I need your hands free to play with my hot tits...and freshly waxed...uhm, I think you get the picture...if not, look at my avatar.
Don't need hands to pleasure those tits baby.

[snowflake]

Well I need your hands free to play with my hot tits...and freshly waxed...uhm, I think you get the picture...if not, look at my avatar.

:55 Way to keep him on his toes.... lol.....:D

[Outta]

:55 Way to keep him on his toes.... lol.....:D
Quiet, you. Don't encourage her.

[Suz]

Don't need hands to pleasure those tits baby.

Well you can't be runnin' your mouth while clamped down on my nipples...I got other uses for your hands.....Now shut up whore and do as I say.:nu

[Outta]

Well you can't be runnin' your mouth while clamped down on my nipples...I got other uses for your hands.....Now shut up whore and do as I say.:nu





Speaking of running your mouth, you could use something stuffed in yours for a bit. Let me see what i can "come up" with.

[Suz]

Speaking of running your mouth, you could use something stuffed in yours for a bit. Let me see what i can "come up" with.

You're such a whore:nu

[ethans_so_bad]

Yes you know good and well you did it to me. But, like the song says..........


"Love hurts........."


xox



awww...........come here and let me take care of THAT for you!!! :kk

(or did I cause that? hmmm.............:D )

[fly]

.......

[fly]

Yes you know good and well you did it to me. But, like the song says..........


"Love hurts........."


xox

mmm............I know just how to fix that for you!:kk

[ethans_so_bad]

Yeah you do. Now I've taken enough of those books off the shelf so as not to obstruct my view. Turn around in that chair of yours................



xox



mmm............I know just how to fix that for you!:kk

[P.R.]

Hey Outta

[ethans_so_bad]

Honey! I'm home..............

[Outta]

Honey! I'm home..............
'bout time bitch. I've been missing the love of a a man since you left.

[scoobertina]

Hey Outta... welcome back again... ;) :wa:

[p.J]

:) Chuffed as fuck!

[ethans_so_bad]

It aint my "love" you've been missing big boy............



'bout time bitch. I've been missing the love of a a man since you left.

[p.J]

Oh! Oh! a parody! :)

[ethans_so_bad]

Isn't that, after all, really all that ALL of America is Jen? Of all people you'll figure that comment out.Oh! Oh! a parody! :)

[p.J]

Isn't that, after all, really all that ALL of America is Jen? Of all people you'll figure that comment out.

Jesus Ethan don't tempt me! :)

[ethans_so_bad]

LOL! The British once made a fighter plane out of wood.Jesus Ethan don't tempt me! :)

[p.J]

LOL! The British once made a fighter plane out of wood.

:D Cheeky sod! Aye, but at least we stopped at the plane!!!

[ethans_so_bad]

LOL! I STILL remember the splinters and smell of sawdust from that night........:D Cheeky sod! Aye, but at least we stopped at the plane!!!

[p.J]

LOL! I STILL remember the splinters and smell of sawdust from that night........

Does 'your' history go that far back! :sc

[ethans_so_bad]

Not mine baby, I'm shallow. Just call me "Johnny cum lately."


Does 'your' history go that far back! :sc

[p.J]

Not mine baby, I'm shallow. Just call me "Johnny cum lately."

"time for bed says Zebedee" :)

[ethans_so_bad]

LOL. Yeah, I've gotta go too. My presence is being requested on an ancient turbo prop that will probably be involved in a fiery crash before it leves the runway - IF my luck holds that is."time for bed says Zebedee" :)

[MIGHTY]

I have to say that I love the banter between Outta and Ethan. You both are hillarious! But, it also breaks my heart to see the longing that you two have for eachother when one is missing......:D

[ethans_so_bad]

Ah love! Tragic and intoicating all at once! I knew he missed me. Enrolling me in the Sex Toy of the Month Club while I was gone tipped me off.I have to say that I love the banter between Outta and Ethan. You both are hillarious! But, it also breaks my heart to see the longing that you two have for eachother when one is missing......:D

[pointofnoreturn]

Ah love! Tragic and intoicating all at once! I knew he missed me. Enrolling me in the Sex Toy of the Month Club while I was gone tipped me off.Ethan if you do not want the toys...Send them to me...:lf

[Pink4You]

Who said Toys? I love toys

[Suz]

Ah love! Tragic and intoicating all at once! I knew he missed me. Enrolling me in the Sex Toy of the Month Club while I was gone tipped me off.

Well that and the Ethan tatoo across his left breast

[ethans_so_bad]

You'd be proud. He hardly even flinched when I was putting that on him by the way.Well that and the Ethan tatoo across his left breast

[Suz]

You'd be proud. He hardly even flinched when I was putting that on him by the way.

Well I'm sure. It's cause he had you between his legs putting it on that he was preoccupied with other things to even think about flinching;) The love the two of you share is just the sweetest thing ever...broke back ain't got nothin' on you two:knuddel: Awww

[ethans_so_bad]

LOL! He lives in New Jersey, near the coast I think? That's defintiely not Brokeback Mountain but it may qualify as "E. Coli Beach."



Well I'm sure. It's cause he had you between his legs putting it on that he was preoccupied with other things to even think about flinching;) The love the two of you share is just the sweetest thing ever...broke back ain't got nothin' on you two:knuddel: Awww

[Suz]

LOL! He lives in New Jersey, near the coast I think? That's defintiely not Brokeback Mountain but it may qualify as "E. Coli Beach."

Dude, you are getting too literal on me....Uhm, yes, I know where the Outta man lives, I was meaning the true sense of the movie....:sex ...and yes I thought it was hot, had to rewind at least 6 times, cause it made me get all tingly :whee:

[Sabrina]

OUTTA.....BABY.....MISSED YOU! Need your naughty posts on here to keep me laughing and well, you know.....:D :kk :na