Let's create a story....

[UltimateNaneki]

This idea is not new. It's lots of fun... we each add a phrase to make a story.
Let's try to add charactors and a time frame. Once a story has an ending, we can start another one....
Let's use our imaginations and have some :whee: fun!

[UltimateNaneki]

Early one morning Emily walk into the woods.

[My_Secrets_Kept]

She heard what she thought was moaning

[Cotties]

she crept forward as her ........

[Pebbles]

hand came in contact with an object upon...

[My_Secrets_Kept]

heart pounded in her chest..

[Pebbles]

and she could feel the searing burn of...........

[My_Secrets_Kept]

hot coals under her feet.....

[pointofnoreturn]

YOu crossed the coals swiftly, but then

[sawflyman]

you hear a noise

[My_Secrets_Kept]

and notice a clearing

[sawflyman]

so very quietly I

[My_Secrets_Kept]

move in the direction of the sound

[sawflyman]

I slowly grabbed a branch

[hoss]

and scratch the one spot on my ass i can never reach

[Sunfiresix]

Damn it felt good too, but then I spotted.....

[living to Flirt]

A site for sore eyes

[Dsparate No More]

I turned and said, "What are you doing here?"

[RichardO]

"What I am doing here ? Who are you to ask that question, 5 years ago you left us all, to go off to where ever the fuck you went to, no goodbyes, no letters , nothing ! You come back now, scratch your ass with a branch and say that! "

[UltimateNaneki]

But darling I was taken by a big BIG woman

[RichardO]

A big women ! How big a women are we talking here ? Why did she take you , hell what did she do with you, to you. God your eyes .... they look soo.....

[UltimateNaneki]

swollen....(bowing is head in shame)

[RichardO]

Lift your head up , what else has happened to you since you were away?
Take your clothes off now and show me

[UltimateNaneki]

....looking straight at her,he slaps her across the face.

[RichardO]

Another women emerges from the trees and hurriedly walks over. The alarmed look on her face shows she has seen the face slapping.
" John ! Stop it ... "

[UltimateNaneki]

Where have you been?

[RichardO]

"I've been in the forest, with Ben, we've been playing and... tell me about your eyes, why are they so swollen John"
as she said these words the ominous sounds of distant thunder shudder around the sky

[UltimateNaneki]

and snowflakes started to fall, big huge snowflakes, in the middle on August.

[RichardO]

The forest women, Jane, looked up in amazement, snowflakes falling all her and her companions, she had an irresistible desire to dance, and so she did. Slowly at first, swirling round like swirls of falling snow, then fasting her arms outstretched. The others started to move in unison with her, drawn as if by some magic in the snow itself

[sawflyman]

they danced as if they had no free will cover by the snow. I too started to have this strange urge to dance. what could this be?

[RichardO]

The dance become faster and wilder, people throwing their bodies around, abandoning all inhibitions , letting their clothes fall where they may. Naked bodies dancing in tune with the snow. Then as suddenly as it started the snow stopped and the sun came out strong and hot. The now naked dancers stopper their dancing and looked at each other

[suzie147]

and the forest woman said 'I am the one who took John and now he must come back with me - so scram!'

[RichardO]

The two others, Susan and Paul looked at the forest women with smiles on their faces.
Susan said " You go babe, I'm standing naked with Paul and can see he's getting other thoughts so maybe a we need a little space"

[suzie147]

and he left with the forest girl and Susan and Paul were left there alone - and they....

[hoss]

and he left with the forest girl and Susan and Paul were left there alone - and they....

shucked their cloths and fornicated like wild dogs until day break when ..

[suzie147]

She came back - PREGNANT!! And they were so...

[hoss]

She came back - PREGNANT!! And they were so...

happy ,they did the happy dance for the rest of the day and then...

[RichardO]

something terrible happened. Something so terrible that none of them could have imagined it was possible. forest women and John , Paul and Susan all stood looking at each other shocked.
"What are we going to do now" said Susan, rubbing her swollen nipples

[bryan3636]

Paul stepped forward and announced, "Susan, if you'd stop trying to turn me on with the way you play with your breasts I might be able to think..."

[Dsparate No More]

Susan exhaulted, "I am NOT playing with my breasts." Suddenly, Paul was squirted in the eye by a long stream of milk. Susan continued, "I have to release the pressure...Where is the baby?...My baby needs milk!" She turned to the forest people, "Has anyone seen my baby?...And can someone help me pump my breasts?"

[UltimateNaneki]

I too busy for that....the TV is on....

[bryan3636]

Where the hell do you plug a TV into in the forest?

[UltimateNaneki]

I have a lonnnnnnnnnnnngggggg extension cord!

[rickingeorgia]

It's a real bitch trying to roll this thing up when I'm done though.

[UltimateNaneki]

Let's try this again....Everyone is allowed to add 1 phrase. Just 1 phrase please!!


We finally woke, after 6 hours of making love.

[UltimateNaneki]

It was now 8am, we were lucky it was still Sunday morning.

[UltimateNaneki]

I looked across, and there he was , the love of my night all wet and crusty!

[UltimateNaneki]

We got up and took a nice hot shower together!

[UltimateNaneki]

I always love to take a shower with another person.

[UltimateNaneki]

Now 10am and he decided to make me breakfast, what a sweetheart!

[UltimateNaneki]

Remember only 1 phrase!!



He was handy last night, but man....that meal was wonderful!

[UltimateNaneki]

He made waffles with straberries and english cream, at least that is want it tasted like!!!

[angelis]

not just a fantastic lover,but a romantic at heart too!

[UltimateNaneki]

But just then, as I was going to get out of bed, he tackled me down!

[angelis]

and said I want to make you my sex slave

[UltimateNaneki]

...and tied me to the bed post, spread eagle and on my stomach!

[UltimateNaneki]

First came a feather, up my thigh...

[Pebbles]

Then the lightest touch of a feather tip ran its winding way across my breast....

[One Song Hero]

I tried my utmost to feign struggling, but wiggling was all I wound up doing.

[UltimateNaneki]

while I was being teased, my pussy got excited.....

[UltimateNaneki]

....and squirted in my lovers face...

[One Song Hero]

Eyes closed only to heighten his already overwhelmed senses of touch, taste, and smell, he raced to consume my feminine nectar as his hands feverishly traced and retraced every willing curve of my hot and trembling torso.

[bryan3636]

After I regained consiousness...

[UltimateNaneki]

....he fell into her lap once again!

[One Song Hero]

Never were there lips and a tongue as insatiable as his!

[sawflyman]

I wanted to become one body physically and emotionally

[bryan3636]

but then I realized that...

[Sunfiresix]

that would mean committing myself...

[sawflyman]

and you know I have a problem with that

[UltimateNaneki]

....so I stared right into her eyes and say :

[One Song Hero]

"I have a flight tonight, I'll be outta sight like a white knight on a kite, and though it might bite, you know we're tight, so it's let's not fight, right?" (whew!)

[suzie147]

and she said - with tears in her eyes...

[Alonelyboy4u]

Why the makeup sex is so great?

[One Song Hero]

I mean, how come I only orgasm when you are wearing black mascara and auburn lipstick?

[UltimateNaneki]

Well you must be thinking of that hoe around the corner!!

[One Song Hero]

"Yes," he replied, "I most certainly am."

[UltimateNaneki]

She and I have 4 kids together!

[One Song Hero]

"Oh," she replied, "so that's the reason why you come home with peanut butter on your pants leg."

[UltimateNaneki]

Well darling, it was so hard to tell you and by the third child, I just said: what the f**k.

[Willy S]

And he said: "I'm lost."

[Pebbles]

"Let me tell you hon",he said. "Six years ago this summer I married a sweet,sexy women who has now turned into a bit?? of a wife".

[massage mike]

"Let me tell you hon",he said. "Six years ago this summer I married a sweet,sexy women who has now turned into a bit?? of a wife".:lf loooking good:lf

[yaser]

''But I have a wife for forty years who has not turned into a wife, sir''And added''I wonder how it was possible''.

[UltimateNaneki]

:nu Remember.....1 phrase, only:nu


Now that was my cousin, he looks like my twin darling, pay attention!:nu

[One Song Hero]

"Holy crap!", they all screamed.

[UltimateNaneki]

Are you the man I love??

[Pebbles]

Or is what I see tonight a different you ...

[One Song Hero]

"Holy crap!", they all screamed, again.

[Pebbles]

Suddenly the front door slams open!

[Shadows]

And there he stands big bold and a grin on his face

[Pebbles]

and then clenches his hands and shakes them in front of him as if shivering. ...

[shorty51000]

she says where the hell have you been you're late again

[Zifnab]

He replies " I have been looking for you!" with a silly smirk on his face and sarcastic mirth dripping from his voice like the rain from the tree leaves after a spring rain.

[One Song Hero]

"Sorry, I sometimes spit when I talk, do you have any French bread?"

[bryan3636]

She replied, "don't talk to me of French bread when you know what I want!"

[UltimateNaneki]

But, we are having spaghetti and sauce tonight!!

[Alonelyboy4u]

will Italian bread do?

[Pebbles]

"Don't you love Italian bread, that crisp-crusted, soft-interior loaf just made for"..... she said.

[David01]

nanki what's up

[UltimateNaneki]

Well, we just sat down for supper and the doorbell rang,

[Alonelyboy4u]

He got grumbbling to answer the door.

[UltimateNaneki]

It was the nude metermaid, with a ticket in her hands.

[One Song Hero]

"Here, take this ticket, and do you like my bumpers?" she giggled.

[UltimateNaneki]

In amazement I took the stupid ticket, and watched her butt walk away, bend over and ride off....

[One Song Hero]

It was then I knew I had to have that metermaid, and her name would have to be Rita, even if it meant I had to forge documents to have it legally changed.

[cyclops]

"Shut the bloody door will ya!!! It freezing !!" she said

[One Song Hero]

Ah, yes... it was just a fleeting fantasy... why do they come and go so quickly, he rued ever so sadly.

[UltimateNaneki]

Then has the days past, the world became normal again.

[cyclops]

that was until one night when.........

[spare_change]

normal went crashing to the ground, as he looked out his window and saw "Rita" standing by the curb.

[MCat]

And damit...Rita wasn't alone...the beachboy from Jamaica was with her...

[unctarheel_32]

the beachboy from jamaica was running his hands all over rita's body.

[Jezabella]

and then, the beachboy and Rita fell down to the ground, which happened to be my front lawn, rolling and writhing in passionate kisses

[cyclops]

The sound of the gardener was unmistakenable as he appeared from around the side of the house. He smiled as he took off his......

[MCat]

environmentally friendly boots and toolbelt, laid them aside quietly and approached the squirming couple.

[Coderunner]

"That bush looks like it is need of a gardners attention", removing is shorts as he approached Rita from the rear.

[UltimateNaneki]

Rita has been waiting for this moment, the gardner looks down and finds the bush was shaved!