What is your favorite swear word?

[Sneaky]

What is your favorite swear word?

[Big O]

I tend to use them all to their best ability.... damn, can't spell, f^%k!

[OICurready4me]

Good fuckin' question!

[hoss]

God Damn Mother Fuc..r

[cherokeered]

Well....I have a tendency to say either.....motherfukkencocksuckentwoballedbitch... ...


Or penis breath

[speed_raycer]

:lmao That's a mouthful!

Well....I have a tendency to say either.....motherfukkencocksuckentwoballedbitch... ...


Or penis breath

[Sneaky]

Well....I have a tendency to say either.....motherfukkencocksuckentwoballedbitch... ...


Or penis breath

LOL!
penis breath has been on of my favorites since the movie ET when Elliott called his brother that!

[UltimateNaneki]

well I have two
In English it's : Jesus Murphy
In french it's : Maudit de tabernaque de calise the Christ!

[Wil]

rat fuck....

[baby face]

asshole........its my husbands middle name thats he thinks anyway cause I use it so much!

[sexntexx]

Baby Face you are my wife huh? That is my name from her, lol

[XMONKEYLOVINSX]

i like the f word the best u can use it as a whole sentence
f*ck the F*cking f*ucker

[yaser]

Fuck it.

[Pebbles]

Dam it..to hell!
F??? it
Tosser
a-hole
bloody hell
f???wit
wanker

[My_Secrets_Kept]

Shit I can't pick just one, where the hell would be the fuckin' fun it that. When someone pisses me off & I feel the need to tell them to kiss my ass, I prefer to use all the damn curse words that I can think of at that moment. :D :D

[Annie]

:sc I don't curse......





.... shit... not often anyway.



.... awe fuck it... I can't lie.

[GeekMaster]

:sc I don't curse......


:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[flamengo130]

asshole........its my husbands middle name thats he thinks anyway cause I use it so much!


My favorite too, but I like it with the accent put on it by Kevin Kline in "A Fish Called Wanda".

[Sneaky]

well I have two
In English it's : Jesus Murphy
In french it's : Maudit de tabernaque de calise the Christ!

That's fuckin classy!

[Sneaky]

Dam it..to hell!
F??? it
Tosser
a-hole
bloody hell
f???wit
wanker

I like Wanker

[yaser]

Little whore..

[aviatorspirit69]

Gadem'cocksuckina-sanababeetch bastard,

oh yeah, and Fuck!

[Dsparate No More]

Cock...Is that a swear word?...Well...I wouldn't use it in front of my children anyway...I do like it, though

[Outta]

Dam it..to hell!
F??? it
Tosser
a-hole
bloody hell
f???wit
wanker

Geez, all names that Suz called me today.:D

[AffableOne]

Shit I can't pick just one, where the hell would be the fuckin' fun it that. When someone pisses me off & I feel the need to tell them to kiss my ass, I prefer to use all the damn curse words that I can think of at that moment. :D :D


when you told ME to kiss your ass, I don't recall any swearing........

tho you did raise your voice a lil while later........but it was in ecstacy!

:D

[majorfun]

Fuck...it is my favorite action verb also

[Suz]

Geez, all names that Suz called me today.:D

You forgot whore

[yaser]

You forgot whore
I never forget it Suz.Whore.

[Outta]

You forgot whore

Well surely it was not a complete list, o queen of sass.

[Suz]

Well surely it was not a complete list, o queen of sass.

Why yes...I'm wearing my crown as we speak. Your list goes on and on and on....with throwing in reference to Georgia and the list continues cause you always get mouthy after that.

[pointofnoreturn]

I have no fucking idea????

[Outta]

Why yes...I'm wearing my crown as we speak. Your list goes on and on and on....with throwing in reference to Georgia and the list continues cause you always get mouthy after that.

Yeh, well I do know how to keep that sassy mouth quiet for a while. :blowjob:

[yaser]

I have no fucking idea????
Tell me it please..Point.

[Dsparate No More]

What the hell?...I am really not good at this...I'm going to another thread...

[Suz]

Yeh, well I do know how to keep that sassy mouth quiet for a while. :blowjob:


Scared I might bite? hmm?? lol, ahhh the power I hold is amazing:)

[pointofnoreturn]

Damn I am fucking gonna go off on some ass wipes today if Idon'tget a good fucking. Must be fucking huh???

[Outta]

Scared I might bite? hmm?? lol, ahhh the power I hold is amazing:)

Yes, your majesty. Your power comes from the almighty POP.

[Suz]

Yes, your majesty. Your power comes from the almighty POP.

Well works on most, had a few glitches though..still waiting for OIC to tell me what I did wrong, lol...he has taught me all I know.

[yaser]

What the hell?...I am really not good at this...I'm going to another thread...
Better..I like kind words with a wild and hard sex,DH.

[sexntexx]

Damn I am fucking gonna go off on some ass wipes today if Idon'tget a good fucking. Must be fucking huh???


Well I better help you out with that problem before you go off on someone. Just bring it over here and let's see if we can calm you down after we heat you up!

[Outta]

Well works on most, had a few glitches though..still waiting for OIC to tell me what I did wrong, lol...he has taught me all I know.

Damn, he has POP? Is he a pimp?

[Suz]

Damn, he has POP? Is he a pimp?

He told me I have it and taught me how to use it....So I tried it out on a few....I am not so good at it sometimes and go back to OIC for clarification and reference, he is my yoda, but cuter, lol.

[My_Secrets_Kept]

when you told ME to kiss your ass, I don't recall any swearing........

tho you did raise your voice a lil while later........but it was in ecstacy!

:D


I don't recal it being my ass that I told you to kiss ;)

[Annie]

as written by George Carlin... (because I like his list)

"The original seven words were, shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Those are the ones that will curve your spine, grow hair on your hands and maybe, even bring us, God help us, peace without honor um, and a bourbon. And now the first thing that we noticed was that word fuck was really repeated in there because the word motherfucker is a compound word and it's another form of the word fuck. You want to be a purist it doesn't really -- it can't be on the list of basic words. Also, cocksucker is a compound word and neither half of that is really dirty. The word -- the half sucker that's merely suggestive and the word cock is a half-way dirty word, 50% dirty -- dirty half the time, depending on what you mean by it."


:sc Wanker isn't on the list... so we can say that?

[Big O]

mother f^%king whore!

[MCat]

I used to say pissindamn quite a bit...

Since I've been spayed and I now take hormones and am off the Zoloft....my favorite is

Shit the fuckin bed.....or son of a frickin bitch

[RedVixen]

Ah shit....now I forgot what I was going to fucking write!

[bryan3636]

Well, fuck me!!!

[p.J]

"Bollocks!"

[BadenLink]

"No talent ass clown" is a personal favorite swear phrase of mine. Any one know where it came from?

[w9kw]

dammit

[hoss]

dammit

wow...i never want to get into a shouting match with u ...:lmao

I'm kidding ..its nice to see not everyone has to swear ...

[cherokeered]

Shithead



asswipe

[hoss]

Shithead



asswipe

am not !!!!.....:nu

[cherokeered]

"No talent ass clown" is a personal favorite swear phrase of mine. Any one know where it came from?


I like that.....lol

Yeh...tell me....:)

[cherokeered]

am not !!!!.....:nu


but I said it with a smile.....:D

[hoss]

but I said it with a smile.....:D

well then i forgive ya ....:kk

[Sneaky]

"No talent ass clown" is a personal favorite swear phrase of mine. Any one know where it came from?

I like that one. I also like "Ass Hat" and I have NO idea where that came from!

[aviatorspirit69]

unbah-fuckenleevable

[UltimateNaneki]

Penis Head

[kufootballfan]

Cock Sucker!

I call my boss that everyday, well, not to his face.

[ldon]

sumbitch

[pixiegirl]

"Bollocks!"


Oh Jen that's one of my favourites, that and "Bugger!"

In front of the kids...it's "Bum", I am such a bad Mum :(

[Wil]

rat bastard...(with a bronx accent)...

[Sweetdreams069]

"No talent ass clown" is a personal favorite swear phrase of mine. Any one know where it came from?

Sure that came from the movie "Office Space" referring to Michael Bolton. I almost pissed my pants on that one. :lmao Great movie!

[missgrace]

well i don't use it to swear.. but it's definitely a swear word.. and with my special guy it has sooo many connotations.. "ofuck" ..... mmmm or it's derivitive.. just plain ole.. FUCK

[sawflyman]

did you know how many describtions you can say by just using the word Fuck

[MIGHTY]

Damn!

[UltimateNaneki]

Christ

[p.J]

Oh Jen that's one of my favourites, that and "Bugger!"

In front of the kids...it's "Bum", I am such a bad Mum :(


:D 'Arse' is very popular too...though I do try not to say it in front of the kids! :55

[Shiane]

Sighs oh brother let me tell ya you never know whats going to pop outta my mouth.


Dammit to hell
FOCK
Fock'n hell
Shit fire and save the Fock'n matches
Gaw Dammit
Mother Fock'n Piece of Shit Generic Wannabe
U Stupid ignorant piece of shit no drivin get your ass off the fockin road shit for brains Asshole "HONKKKKKKK" Man I just need a loud speaker! :D
No fockin bueno

LOL j/k I don't curse :la ;)

[Sweetdreams069]

Sighs oh brother let me tell ya you never know whats going to pop outta my mouth.


Dammit to hell
FOCK
Fock'n hell
Shit fire and save the Fock'n matches
Gaw Dammit
Mother Fock'n Piece of Shit Generic Wannabe
U Stupid ignorant piece of shit no drivin get your ass off the fockin road shit for brains Asshole "HONKKKKKKK" Man I just need a loud speaker! :D
No fockin bueno

LOL j/k I don't curse :la ;)

Do you drive truck for a living? :D

[baby face]

Asshole-----thats my husbands middle name. I usually call him a asshole more than I call him by his first name!

[chiboy_67]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Can really express almost any emotion when
used with the proper inflection.

[dartgirl]

I quit cussing when I had kids. So instead of saying Fuck, I say Fudge alot.

[flirtyCoach]

I do not cuss much either...dumbass when I do!! I use that one a lot with people who cannot drive!

[hank69]

Holy F-ck A Roo

[Shiane]

Do you drive truck for a living? :D

Nope, i'm a nurse lol and yes the majority of us have potty mouths. All I can say is thank God for anesthesia and lots of pain medicine! :D

[jake8675]

potlickers

[haggisbasher]

LOL ! fantastic - LOL some more :lmao ! reminds me of the flick: '40 year old virgin' - i haven't got a .... mothafcukingasswipetossshiteandgogoshootyerselfyah iarycustard clue what my fav swear word is.


great thread, i've not laughed this much since i got in the shower this morning.

[yaser]

LOL ! fantastic - LOL some more :lmao ! reminds me of the flick: '40 year old virgin' - i haven't got a .... mothafcukingasswipetossshiteandgogoshootyerselfyah iarycustard clue what my fav swear word is.


great thread, i've not laughed this much since i got in the shower this morning.
Hello Haggis..Missed you ...Good swear..Scottish style? 5 FEET LONG?

[p.J]

knob face

twat face
shit for brains
wank face
another face (but even I won't say that on here!)
wanker

shit head
knob head
tit head
prick head
minger

O my I feel so much better now! :)

[PunkyBob]

bloody _________

[yaser]

knob face

twat face
shit for brains
wank face
another face (but even I won't say that on here!)
wanker

shit head
knob head
tit head
prick head
minger

O my I feel so much better now! :)
I will prepare a Jenny swear dictionary,after awhile hun..May I ?But I believe those who swear much make love wild..Am I wrong?

[baby face]

stupid cock sucker

[yaser]

stupid cock sucker
I am an idiot pussy licker hun..

[baby face]

I am an idiot pussy licker hun..

liking it.....but how about a cock suckn son of a bitch for a husband thats what mine has been called a few times even though I still love him he pisses me off!:blowjob:

[yaser]

liking it.....but how about a cock suckn son of a bitch for a husband thats what mine has been called a few times even though I still love him he pisses me off!:blowjob:
He is son of a bitch..But there is one thing hun...Who pisses you off thinks he is pissed off.You are a respectable lady..You value can never ignored..

[Sweetdreams069]

My wife always says that all men are "Butt-sniffin dogs" :dl

I think she's right.

[unctarheel_32]

fuck is my favorite

[pointofnoreturn]

Shit I need to think on that one...

[IMaLady]

asshole

[Zifnab]

I like fuzznutz and assbreath and dickface quite a bit...

[yaser]

fuck it

[ldon]

aw shit, I can't think of any dirty words.

[Amaretto]

I don't tend to have a potty-mouth, but when something awful is about to happen or just happened, I generally just let out a good ol "Oh Shittttttttttt!"

[ldon]

You should here me when I hit an 8 iron to a par 3 hole 145 yards away and the fking ball goes somewhere else.

[GaMan]

OH Shit! I thought she was asleep!

[MCat]

I have to stop saying Fuck.....its not nice for a grandma to say that...

[ldon]

Fuck is just another way of expressing your feelings. It's also nice to hear in the heat of battle (so to speak)

[Alonelyboy4u]

Fother Mucker Still sounds dirty! also like Bonofsitch!

[UltimateNaneki]

I just to say : Jesus Murphy, but my friends started to call me Jesus Murphy, so I stopped.

[c50t]

My true linguistic love is finding words that are not considered swear words, but certainly give the impression. My favorite is a park in Tennessee - It sounds like something one of my uncles would say if they hit their thumb with a hammer: Nickajack Dam.

[JCcanU]

Fuck , God damn, ass hole, Cunt, sorry ladys but theres never 20 minutes that I dont use fuck in a sentence.

[angelis]

Never swear,I'm too much of a lady!!

[suzie147]

I really don't like swearing... but I do admit that I do it sometimes...

When I am mad - I probably use the 'F' word a bit much... other than that - I really try hard not to... I think it sounds low class...

[GaMan]

ohhh sh**. I forgot the question.

[JCcanU]

A true Lady wont use profanity . But even then no one is perfect and words do slip.

[yaser]

I really don't like swearing... but I do admit that I do it sometimes...

When I am mad - I probably use the 'F' word a bit much... other than that - I really try hard not to... I think it sounds low class...
Suzie rather than low class, it is vulgar..

[oldandnaked]

Way too many to choose from. Like asking who is your favorite child, I love them all.

[suzie147]

Suzie rather than low class, it is vulgar..
Yaser, I agree... vulgar, unprofessional and something that one just shouldn't do. I once told my son's friend who said the word 's--t' in front of me, that if he ever used any of those words in my house - he would never be invited again. He never did.

[pointofnoreturn]

i have no fuckin idea what my favorite swear word is?????

[Wil]

Yaser, I agree... vulgar, unprofessional and something that one just shouldn't do. I once told my son's friend who said the word 's--t' in front of me, that if he ever used any of those words in my house - he would never be invited again. He never did.

smart boy, think it had anything to do with his buddies hot mom? ;)

[Zifnab]

fuzznuttedforkedtonguedtoejamlickingfartsniffinggu tterswimingmonkeyfacedrhinobreathsonofahyena


always liked them short ones...

[missgrace]

ofuck

[P.R.]

cock suckin bastard

[MCat]

flying fuck

[Phlirt]

A word I've always loved.... "fucktard", shortened version of fucking retard. Run into a lot of those.

[Guymisseswife]

A word I've always loved.... "fucktard", shortened version of fucking retard. Run into a lot of those.

one of my favorites too, we sure have run into a few lmao. made a few comments havent we lol

[ldon]

mufukin shit

[snowflake]

Dammit I say this alot.........

[scoobertina]

mine is damnit... the second in line is f*ck... but I only try to use that during sex...

[MissMagic]

F*ckin' A....use it all the time.

[Sweetdreams069]

I never swear........oh fuck I thought this was the lie thread.

[Pink4You]

mother f*ck

[pointofnoreturn]

shit...shit shit shit

[Sneaky]

shi*t for brains

[longing for passion]

I don't swear... Never saw the point.

[pointofnoreturn]

I don't swear... Never saw the point.You hvae never seen me either....Hiya my name is POINT!!!:wa:

[longing for passion]

You hvae never seen me either....Hiya my name is POINT!!!:wa:

Hello Point, I'm Longing...I'm looking forward to hitting the 150 so I can get a better idea of everyone I'm talking to...almost there:wa:

[pointofnoreturn]

Hello Point, I'm Longing...I'm looking forward to hitting the 150 so I can get a better idea of everyone I'm talking to...almost there:wa:comce in to games section and play with us. Or go to the bars. There are a couple on here that eveyone hangs at. Actually they must be near each other cause people flip flop back and forth all the time...:wa: Oh sorry shit.....shitshitshit..:D

[longing for passion]

Thanks for the invitation Point..looking forward to talking more

[wall-flower]

Dumbass.......you are almost 100% guaranteed to hear me say that while I'm driving.

[Sneaky]

"Piece of sh*t"(When trying to fix something and having difficulty.)

[yaser]

F..ck

[pointofnoreturn]

Damn't

[El Pasion]

Fuck

Why do my fave things start with F? Flying ... food ...

[pointofnoreturn]

Fuck

Why do my fave things start with F? Flying ... food ...Fuck me???:wa:

[El Pasion]

Fuck me???:wa: Oh gawd I wish, Point! Hard and fast? :sex

[pointofnoreturn]

Oh gawd I wish, Point! Hard and fast? :sexSince we have not roperly met.....Start slow and gently...:dd

[El Pasion]

Since we have not roperly met.....Start slow and gently...:dd True true. Time is on our side. In fact ... how 'bout a few hours of foreplay first? ;)

[pointofnoreturn]

True true. Time is on our side. In fact ... how 'bout a few hours of foreplay first? ;)hours?????hhhmmmmmmmmmmm

[El Pasion]

hours?????hhhmmmmmmmmmmm Okay, what do you propose darlin? :)

[pointofnoreturn]

Okay, what do you propose darlin? :)WEll I keepmoving, and you can watch my ass as I go, or keep upwithme. CAn't stay still too long. Still a bit shy....:blowjob:

[El Pasion]

WEll I keepmoving, and you can watch my ass as I go, or keep upwithme. CAn't stay still too long. Still a bit shy....:blowjob: How 'bout I stay right behind you for a while ... watching your ass VERY closely? ;)

[Han Solo]

Lemme see.............Jerk Ass, Ass Clown.........and if you stub your toe in the morning...(most effective when hopping around on one foot) "Sweet Bastard"

[jeffpilot]

:sc I don't curse......





.... shit... not often anyway.





.... awe fuck it... I can't lie.
LMAO!:lmao

[wall-flower]

ass: dumbass nice ass you ass asshole jackass etc

[pointofnoreturn]

ass: dumbass nice ass you ass asshole jackass etcasswipe???

[Momma]

I find myself saying "shit" alot...but I also say "piss off" quite a bit too...:D

[jeffpilot]

asswipe??? GOOD ONE! I haven't heard in a while...:lmao

[cheerymissy_34]

stupid mother f*ucker....yea i know its terrible

[jeffpilot]

stupid mother f*ucker....yea i know its terrible That's about as strong as they get Cheery.

[Sneaky]

Fricking.

(It's a new addition I've taken to using, although I don't think it is officially a swear word.)

[MCat]

I must admit I say Fuck too many times each day....its usually under my breath and at work. Used to say frickin.....I've graduated from Naughty Mouth University.

[chiboy_67]

it depends on how big of an asshole the guy driving in front of me is. :)

[Sneaky]

Lately I've been saying "Holy Shitballs!"


Seems to make me feel better.

[Me]

Geesh...........

and IT IS A WORD

[Torin]

It's too hard to pick just one... I like 'em all. ;)

[merdock67]

nerf herder has got to be my fav

[Sneaky]

nerf herder has got to be my fav

That's from a good movie......;)

[merdock67]

That's from a good movie......;)
I thought you might like that one :wa:

[Cotties]

fuk me...that way only I can be offended

[Dir]

fuk me...that way only I can be offended:lmao:lmao:lmaodo you want me to offend you baby ???

[Sunfiresix]

Although I try hard not to swear, I think the one I use most--S*%t

[Sneaky]

fuk me...that way only I can be offended

LOL!:D

[stucknmarriage74(f)]

I say all of them, just depends on the situation, most of the time assh ole and fuk tho

[Han Solo]

I thought you might like that one :wa:
Well that makes ONE of us :nu :D

[Dir]

well it has to be a word thta came from deep inside of my heart therefore has to be in my maternal leng:...mier....

[private beaches]

I use damnit alot, what the hell, or if I 'm REALLY pissed -its WTF! My husband hates that I use the F word! Cant blame him!

[tiger50]

aww bugga

[Huzyerdaddi]

sonsuvbitches

[ethans_so_bad]

frickin frackin brickin brackin
-Yosemite Sam

[Huzyerdaddi]

Blafsphhhhabbb tsssthphabst framphassbth

-tasmanian devil

[Iwantutowantme]

son of a buck............donno why....but never have said daughter of a buck

[Kevin7284]

fuck

[FLfire4u(m)]

What is your favorite swear word?

Mine is more of a phrase, F*ck me running

[FLfire4u(m)]

well it has to be a word thta came from deep inside of my heart therefore has to be in my maternal leng:...mier....

And what does it mean ???:kk

[Sneaky]

I use damnit alot, what the hell, or if I 'm REALLY pissed -its WTF! My husband hates that I use the F word! Cant blame him!

I like "damnit". Put is before a declaration, and at the end of the declaration and it seems to make it more powerful. Example:

"Damnit! I am a busy woman! Damnit!"

See what I mean. ;)

[BadenLink]

"ass clown" still tops with me