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[Lena]

I will have to put my thinking cap on

oh its already been invented

a webcam lol

I'm sure you will be well worth seeing

anyway what do you look like?

ERos

I look like me!!!!!:gs

[Eros]

you have pigtails?

and are still at school?

mmmm now for the truth?

ERos

[Lena]

I could wear pigtails!!!
The truth???

[Eros]

true and I am sure you look great with them

especially in that schoolgirl outfit or was it a nurses outfit lol

eros

[Lena]

Either!!!

[Eros]

ok Baby

I either am feeling unwell and in need of a nurse
or will you be my schoolgirl sweetheart?

[Lena]

Which is your preference???

[Eros]

I've come over all hot i think I need my temperature taking Lena

[Lena]

Well if i can't get a good temperture reading through your mouth, you do know where i have to stick the thermometer to be able to read it properly!!!!!

[Eros]

:cry: ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh dear please be gentle

[Lena]

We'll see!!!!!!!

[Eros]

what will you see?

[Lena]

Whether i'll be gentle or not!!!!

[KIRA187]

Whether i'll be gentle or not!!!!

Either way lee... it dont matter its all good!;)

[Norfolkdave]

Nurse Lena my my

[Norfolkdave]

you have pigtails?

and are still at school?

mmmm now for the truth?

ERos

Eros old buddy she hads long pig tails, has a cane too but shes a surrey woman through and through;)

[Lena]

I do have very long hair!!!

[Norfolkdave]

I do have very long hair!!!


Hmmmm and the colour is!:lmao

[Lena]

Either way lee... it dont matter its all good!;)

so its easy to please you??!!!!:gs

[Lena]

Hmmmm and the colour is!:lmao

Very dark brown!!!

[shopowner]

50 post today Penny!!

[Penny]

Congrats, If you make 500 you wont believe what you can see :D

[Barkiss]

Congrats, If you make 500 you wont believe what you can see :D

You are going to make me post 25 nonsense messages just to see....:D

[Lena]

You can do it Barkiss!!!!

[Barkiss]

You can do it Barkiss!!!!

down to 20...well...19 now :)

[Lena]

Yeah!! Come on Bark you can do it!!!!

[Lena]

Barkiss !!!!! Look you are making it tonight!!!!!!! 500!!!!!!!

[Barkiss]

Barkiss !!!!! Look you are making it tonight!!!!!!! 500!!!!!!!

I'll be...wasn't paying attention...I made the Gold Club!!!!

[Annie]

I'll be...wasn't paying attention...I made the Gold Club!!!!

Congratulations! I had fun watching you get there!

[Barkiss]

Congratulations! I had fun watching you get there!

Thank you...thank you...but I didn't see the bells and whistles...;)

[Lena]

I'll be...wasn't paying attention...I made the Gold Club!!!!

Yeah!!!! well done!!!! you made it!!!!:smdance: Party time!!!!!!!
Yes i was keeping an eye out for you!!!!!

[Barkiss]

Yeah!!!! well done!!!! you made it!!!!:smdance: Party time!!!!!!!
Yes i was keeping an eye out for you!!!!!

Thank you...you drove me the last mile. :)

[Lena]

Thank you...you drove me the last mile. :)

Could be!!! staying up and making you post!!!!!!:gs

[Barkiss]

Could be!!! staying up and making you post!!!!!!:gs

No doubt...thank you...I wouldn't have stuck around tonight.

[Lena]

No doubt...thank you...I wouldn't have stuck around tonight.

My pleasure!!!:gs

[Eros]

hello evryone

how are we all?

eros

[Eros]

Hi Lena

you playing with the boys again?

eros

[Eros]

seems like everyone has gone out to play and I am all alone :cry:

[Eros]

hey annie love the picture do you look like that ?

[Eros]

what happens when we get to the Gold club Barkiss? Do we get enlightnement?
or do all these ladies give us a special treat ?

Well done anyway barkiss party on :drink:

eros

[Eros]

:confused: Even Hotdave seems to be asleep today must be having a sunday afternoon nap?

[Norfolkdave]

Thank you...you drove me the last mile. :)

And you trust a woman too man...lOL:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

hello evryone

how are we all?

eros

Hope your well and enjoying this site as the banter keeps going:wa:

[Norfolkdave]

:confused: Even Hotdave seems to be asleep today must be having a sunday afternoon nap?

Had 111 replies to look into but Ise here tormenting, and bantering and enjoying everyones company as usual:wa:

[Norfolkdave]

hey annie love the picture do you look like that ?


Yes Annie are you going to surprise us gentlemen with a photo of your beautiful self :wa:

[Norfolkdave]

Hi Lena

you playing with the boys again?

eros

No I know it keaves me out..LOL:lmao

[Lena]

Hi Lena

you playing with the boys again?

eros

Hello Eros!!
Where have you been???
Depends on what you mean by playing!!!!:gs

[Lena]

:confused: Even Hotdave seems to be asleep today must be having a sunday afternoon nap?

Thats what he is good at!!!:)

[Norfolkdave]

Thats what he is good at!!!:)



oooooo someones rolled in the wrong way tonight must tread carefully:(

[Eros]

hi Lena

I am still and looking for you babe

[Lena]

Hi Eros!!!!
How are you tonight???

[Eros]

hi better now you are here how r u?

[Eros]

I try to dave

[Lena]

hi better now you are here how r u?

you charmer!!!! I'm fine thanks!!!!

[Eros]

good glad to hear that so what r u wearin?

can I charm the ............ off you lol

[SirFox]

Hey Eros!
Don't you think that your approach is a little direct? Would it not be more "productive" if you warmed up to Lena? Man...you are so direct.....but on the other hand if you are comfortable with that style and it works...well go with it Ramazotti!

[Norfolkdave]

good glad to hear that so what r u wearin?

can I charm the ............ off you lol

Hey man diplomency please!...LOL:lmao

[Eros]

Lena is a good laugh My approach to each lady is on an individual basis. If It don't work one way try try again

Lena I am sorry if you felt I was a little too direct
still getting used to the ettiquette in this room don't think I spelt that right .

[Norfolkdave]

Lena is a good laugh My approach to each lady is on an individual basis. If It don't work one way try try again

Lena I am sorry if you felt I was a little too direct
still getting used to the ettiquette in this room don't think I spelt that right .

Lenas ok really Im 100% certain she wouldnt take humbridge;)

[SirFox]

Lenas ok really Im 100% certain she wouldnt take humbridge;)
Humbridge ? Yikes.... PENNY Please.....we need the spell checker and a regular Webster Collegiate dictionary on line....

[Norfolkdave]

Humbridge ? Yikes.... PENNY Please.....we need the spell checker and a regular Webster Collegiate dictionary on line....

The site doesnt need a spell checker its my fault and I dont mind admitting it, we dont want anything technical:lmao

[Annie]

Humbridge ? Yikes.... PENNY Please.....we need the spell checker and a regular Webster Collegiate dictionary on line....


http://education.yahoo.com/reference/dictionary/

[KIRA187]

Good Morning Ms. Annie Mull!:wa:

[Norfolkdave]

http://education.yahoo.com/reference/dictionary/

Sory carnt read eveer:lmao

[Lena]

No hope for you!!!

[Norfolkdave]

No hope for you!!!

DEW YEW KEEP A TROSHIN,HOLD YEW HARD my woman, I like a MARDLE too:lmao

[SirFox]

Hello Davie! You know that theese would cum..so I will just aaask youu what the heck you'se talkin' 'bout cus this Mama's boy is from a ranch on a Texas farm. Yes old cow hiiiire.
Would yuuu translate that there British English ( from Leeds did you say? to understandable Anglo, please?)

[Lena]

Hello Davie! You know that theese would cum..so I will just aaask youu what the heck you'se talkin' 'bout cus this Mama's boy is from a ranch on a Texas farm. Yes old cow hiiiire.
Would yuuu translate that there British English ( from Leeds did you say? to understandable Anglo, please?)

YOu won't be the only one who would be asking!!!! Everyone else from outside Texas and across the waters will too!!!

[Norfolkdave]

Hello Davie! You know that theese would cum..so I will just aaask youu what the heck you'se talkin' 'bout cus this Mama's boy is from a ranch on a Texas farm. Yes old cow hiiiire.
Would yuuu translate that there British English ( from Leeds did you say? to understandable Anglo, please?)

Ok old chap I,ll revert it again, COR BLARST ME! - favourite Norfolk expletive along "Well,I'll be blowed, and
DEW YEW KEEP A TROSHIN! - carry on with the threshing - but is another way of saying "goodbye" or "look after yourself" and
HOLD YEW HARD! - Hang on a moment and
MARDLE - 1.to gossip,chat at leisure;2 a village pond does that help old partner:wa:

[SirFox]

I cannot believe the rapidity of the translation service....You are hired David!

[Norfolkdave]

I cannot believe the rapidity of the translation service....You are hired David!

Now I got to find this passport;)

[SirFox]

You just need your driver's license to come acrosss the Chunnel. Coming with Lena by any chance?

[Lena]

You just need your driver's license to come acrosss the Chunnel. Coming with Lena by any chance?

Eeeerrrrr ffox!!! Do you mind!!!!!!?????

[Norfolkdave]

You just need your driver's license to come acrosss the Chunnel. Coming with Lena by any chance?

I have a licence but Im busy Lena will tell you more shes coming I have heard:lmao

[Eros]

HI everyone


thanks Dave for the advice, hi Lena how r u


Annie what would you call that pic? Got any interesting words to describe a great pic

[Lena]

Hi Eros!!!
I'm fine thanks! How are you???

[Eros]

good nice to catch up again
do you get my emails? just testing to see if it works

[Norfolkdave]

Eeeerrrrr ffox!!! Do you mind!!!!!!?????

Id love too:D :nu

[Eros]

HI everyone

[SirFox]

Eeeerrrrr ffox!!! Do you mind!!!!!!?????

Lena: I do not mind that you come alone. By the way when are you coming across on Thursday? What time should I pick you up on The French side? Where are you heading after the Chunnel experience? Paris?

[Norfolkdave]

I think Lena said Wednesday my Friend.

[Eros]

what r u up to then Lena?

a little french cuisine eh

ooh la la

[Norfolkdave]

what r u up to then Lena?

a little french cuisine eh

ooh la la

And all I am is a humble english bloke I knew it lee French!!!!!!!!!!:lmao

[Eros]

is that mercredi or vendredi?

[Eros]

another Norman conquest huh

[Norfolkdave]

another Norman conquest huh

The worst day the government made that tunnel, this englander will fight for the hand of this fair maiden, I may not have the ediquette of this man but I have sincerety :wa:

[Eros]

See I told you you were a knight

one of valour, honour integrity, honesty, chastitiy emmmmmmmmm should I miss that one? lol

sorry to hear you have not been well

[Norfolkdave]

See I told you you were a knight

one of valour, honour integrity, honesty, chastitiy emmmmmmmmm should I miss that one? lol

sorry to hear you have not been well

Thankyou yes a worthy knight, but tonight this knight is knackered to much troshing so its to bed now see you tommorrow:wa:

[Eros]

see ya dave

[SirFox]

It could well be wednesday. I think that Lena has to confirm. If it is Wednesday, then I can only say eventually in Paris on Thursday or Friday. Otherwise it is off.

[Eros]

Ffox it is well i have kept watch for you come to lure the fair maid Lena across the channel, Sir dave will want to know this so you had better take by cover of night

[Barkiss]

Jump on a ship and cross to America Lena...where you can walk amongst the common folk without the pressures of royalty, and are able to love the sake of love, rather than the laws of a kept woman...:)

[Eros]

I see that lena you are now being lured over the atlantic to the land of .......?

Barkis offers you much but stay awhile let us see what pleasures await us here

[SirFox]

This is becoming a Family affair....Love it...
Eros R...please be so kind as to tell His Lordship Sir David that I respect his birth right.
Lady Lena will be in good hands on this Foreign Soil.

[Eros]

My Lord I will pray tell

the lady Lena will be in good hands

does she know of this arrangement?

[SirFox]

I see that lena you are now being lured over the atlantic to the land of .......?

Barkis offers you much but stay awhile let us see what pleasures await us here

Woe to Thee who maketh false representation on a Lady's honour.

[Lena]

Lena: I do not mind that you come alone. By the way when are you coming across on Thursday? What time should I pick you up on The French side? Where are you heading after the Chunnel experience? Paris?

Will be on the French side on Wednesday!!! No not towards Paris,more like the opposite way!!!
Will be my third time this year over there!!:gs

[Barkiss]

I see that lena you are now being lured over the atlantic to the land of .......?

Barkis offers you much but stay awhile let us see what pleasures await us here

But to delay such an exciting event as coming to the new world, would be doing an injustice to your young life. I ask, why wait, when the world is open to you now?

[Eros]

I will preserve my ladies honour ( throws down the gauntlant )

I forsee that we will joust for her honour and see who wins her colour and her favour my Lord

[Barkiss]

It is not a fight I seek, but rather the hand of the lady. As I see it is only her that can decide; therefore a fight would be futile.

[Eros]

My fair maiden lena

you ar ebeing lured abroad, but not over the atlantic

alas i must go and get my rest for the joust in the coming day

[SirFox]

My Lord I will pray tell

the lady Lena will be in good hands

does she know of this arrangement?

My Lord Eros, God of the Male Form....shan't we let the Lady answer for her pleasure for what she wishes?

His Lordship will now retire to the comfort of his chamber and he entrusts the honour of the Lady into your capable hands.

[Lena]

what r u up to then Lena?

a little french cuisine eh

ooh la la

Well the cuisine is lovely there!!!!:)
And with ffox and his chocolate mousse what more can one ask for???:gs

[SirFox]

Lena....Seriously what does the opposite side mean? Opposite opf Paris...you mean Strasbourg? or? EU Commission?

[Eros]

Tis not a fight to the death my good man

but a tournament for the ladies honour

( and a bit of fun )

[Lena]

See I told you you were a knight

one of valour, honour integrity, honesty, chastitiy emmmmmmmmm should I miss that one? lol

sorry to hear you have not been well

yes you should leave that one out!!!

[Eros]

the lady will decide my friend ffox

if she doesn't get Lost in France first lol

[Lena]

Jump on a ship and cross to America Lena...where you can walk amongst the common folk without the pressures of royalty, and are able to love the sake of love, rather than the laws of a kept woman...:)


That is such a great temptation!! You don't know how much!!!!! Might just take you up on that offer!!!:gs

[Eros]

goodnight my friends until the morrow sleep well

[Lena]

But to delay such an exciting event as coming to the new world, would be doing an injustice to your young life. I ask, why wait, when the world is open to you now?

mmmmmm the answer i know not why!!!!! But what you say is true!!!!:gs

[Barkiss]

Tis not a fight to the death my good man

but a tournament for the ladies honour

( and a bit of fun )

Aye...unfortunately we are not trained in the art of jousting, and I think I would find myself quite out-manned. However, if you would like to go out and shoot some deer, I'll load the 4WD...

[SirFox]

Lost In France? I am sure that Miss Lena can fend for herself quite well with a Forum that teaches to flirt....she will knock the knickers off any Frenchman, I dare so.

You know we are hypocrites over here on the Continent. We see beauty and when a woman is not a mental shining light, we make all the right signals to get her into bed.....and only then.... do we say that she was not very bright.

I am sure that Lady Lena can fend for herself in all respects, respectfully and honestly.

[Lena]

Goodnight Eros!!! Sweet dreams!!!

[Barkiss]

mmmmmm the answer i know not why!!!!! But what you say is true!!!!:gs

I'll be dockside waiting for the ship...;)

[Lena]

Lena....Seriously what does the opposite side mean? Opposite opf Paris...you mean Strasbourg? or? EU Commission?

Belgium way! Will eventually cross over for abit to meet some friends !!!

[Lena]

Lena....Seriously what does the opposite side mean? Opposite opf Paris...you mean Strasbourg? or? EU Commission?

Where do you live????

[Lena]

I'll be dockside waiting for the ship...;)

Will you be waving a red flag????

[Lena]

Lost In France? I am sure that Miss Lena can fend for herself quite well with a Forum that teaches to flirt....she will knock the knickers off any Frenchman, I dare so.

You know we are hypocrites over here on the Continent. We see beauty and when a woman is not a mental shining light, we make all the right signals to get her into bed.....and only then.... do we say that she was not very bright.

I am sure that Lady Lena can fend for herself in all respects, respectfully and honestly.

Thank you ffox!!! yes i think i can fend for myself!!!!!:gs

[Barkiss]

Will you be waving a red flag????

:lmao Will you be driving?

[Lena]

:lmao Will you be driving?

Would love to but no i'll leave it up to you!!! So you don't have to avoid being run over!!!!!:gs Just thought the red flag would tell me its you!!!!

[Barkiss]

Would love to but no i'll leave it up to you!!! So you don't have to avoid being run over!!!!!:gs Just thought the red flag would tell me its you!!!!

Sounds like a plan...;)

[Lena]

Sounds like a plan...;)

mmmm yep!!!!!:)
Or i suppose i might be able to recognise the voice somehow!!!!

[Barkiss]

mmmm yep!!!!!:)
Or i suppose i might be able to recognise the voice somehow!!!!

Naw...I'll wear a bright red shirt, waving a bright red flag...would hate for you to mistake another southerner for this one...;)

[Lena]

Naw...I'll wear a bright red shirt, waving a bright red flag...would hate for you to mistake another southerner for this one...;)

Then i'll definitely be able to recognise you!!!!! No problem!!!!!:gs
Would ba a shame to mistake you with someone else!!!!!:)

[Barkiss]

Then i'll definitely be able to recognise you!!!!! No problem!!!!!:gs
Would ba a shame to mistake you with someone else!!!!!:)

Is 4 a.m. again? ;)

[Lena]

Is 4 a.m. again? ;)

Yes it is!!!!!!:)

[Barkiss]

You poor thing...I don't think you sleep at all.

[Lena]

About one and a half hour last night and still managed to get up for work in the morning!!!

[Barkiss]

You can't keep that up...you'll fall over eventually

[Lena]

You can't keep that up...you'll fall over eventually

yeah i know!!!! But if i can't fall asleep for a long time there isn't anything i can do about it!!! But yes it does catch up eventually and i have a good sleep then!!!:gs

[Barkiss]

Ok..I'll stop worrying about you...besides if you were asleep, I wouldn't be able to chat with you.

[GeekMaster]

I know a good home remedy for that!:hp:

[Lena]

Ok..I'll stop worrying about you...besides if you were asleep, I wouldn't be able to chat with you.

awwwww thats nice of you!!!!:)
Have you had a good day??

[Lena]

I know a good home remedy for that!:hp:

Please tell!!!!!!:gs

[Barkiss]

awwwww thats nice of you!!!!:)
Have you had a good day??

I try to ensure all my days are good....I might have bad moments during the day, but once the moment passes I refocus and find something good about the day....so my answer is yes...I had a great day! You?

[Lena]

I try to ensure all my days are good....I might have bad moments during the day, but once the moment passes I refocus and find something good about the day....so my answer is yes...I had a great day! You?

Yes i did have a good day, busy and was tired by this afternoon!!!

[GeekMaster]

Please tell!!!!!!:gs

Top secret classified information! You gotta have a level 3 clearance to be granted access!;)

[Lena]

Top secret classified information! You gotta have a level 3 clearance to be granted access!;)

And how would i get one of those????

[Eros]

Who you being tempted by Lena which of these honourable men has won your heart?

[Eros]

the 4wd joust sounds fun barkiss

[Eros]

have to go out now see you all later

hey dsome of you were up late of early bet you are sleeping it off now

[Eros]

what do you know not why lena?

[Lena]

Barkiss!!!! Why are you looking like that???
Do you have to??? Is that what you look like deep under???

[Barkiss]

Barkiss!!!! Why are you looking like that???
Do you have to??? Is that what you look like deep under???

You don't like my nude photograph...I thought I caught the essense of my beauty...;)

[Lena]

Wonderd if thats how you are under all the make up on top!!!!
Abit too pink though!!!! And white socks!!

[Lena]

Who you being tempted by Lena which of these honourable men has won your heart?

No one!!!!

[Barkiss]

Wonderd if thats how you are under all the make up on top!!!!
Abit too pink though!!!! And white socks!!

Just a little sunburned...and yes, embarrassingly I wore socks while lying out, and you can now see the white parts of my legs...

[Lena]

Just a little sunburned...and yes, embarrassingly I wore socks while lying out, and you can now see the white parts of my legs...

Did you fall asleep???? Yes abit embarrassing having white markings on your legs!!!!!

[Barkiss]

Did you fall asleep???? Yes abit embarrassing having white markings on your legs!!!!!

Was in a drunken stupor...do you really think it is noticeable?

[Lena]

have to go out now see you all later

hey dsome of you were up late of early bet you are sleeping it off now

The times you see on here is USA timings!!! And they are afew hours behind us in the UK!!!

[Lena]

Was in a drunken stupor...do you really think it is noticeable?

Yep!!!!:) Do you think anyone could miss it with your sunburnt body???

[Barkiss]

Yep!!!!:) Do you think anyone could miss it with your sunburnt body???

I was hoping my buff, hairless chest would take your eyes away from my legs...;)

[Eros]

:D Hi lena so we have not made an impression with all our knightly chivalry or shold that be nightly shenanigans

[Eros]

:lmao Barkiss

I do worry about you going out like that

[Eros]

If that was nude sunbathing did something shrtivel up to nothing or get burnt and fall off :lmao

[Eros]

hope u r alright Lean did u sleep well? what was the nightie like last night I ask myself

[Lena]

I was hoping my buff, hairless chest would take your eyes away from my legs...;)

Oh no!!! When i look!!! I look everywhere first, before i find somewhere to stare at!!! And the white socks mark just keeps me looking there, i'm sure theres better places i could be staring at!!!!:gs

[Lena]

:D Hi lena so we have not made an impression with all our knightly chivalry or shold that be nightly shenanigans

Oh yes you did make an impression on me!! I feel very honoured!!!!

[Barkiss]

If that was nude sunbathing did something shrtivel up to nothing or get burnt and fall off :lmao

Barely there to begin with...;)

[Lena]

hope u r alright Lean did u sleep well? what was the nightie like last night I ask myself

I'm fine thank you Eros!
What nightie???

[Eros]

sorry to hear that Barkiss

and I am delighted you feel honoured Lena

the jousting was worth it all m'lady

[Eros]

careful where u look now lena

don't want you getting any nasty shocks do we?

[Lena]

sorry to hear that Barkiss

and I am delighted you feel honoured Lena

the jousting was worth it all m'lady

Thank you Sir Eros!!!!:gs

[Lena]

careful where u look now lena

don't want you getting any nasty shocks do we?

don't get shocked that easily!!!!!!:)

[SirFox]

Princess Lena,

It is 5 pm over here, and Lena, I do apologize for not having said hello to you this day. I live in the Southwest ...and no that is not Cornwall or Phoenix! You really going to Belgium tomorrow?

SMILE

[Lena]

Princess Lena,

It is 5 pm over here, and Lena, I do apologize for not having said hello to you this day. I live in the Southwest ...and no that is not Cornwall or Phoenix! You really going to Belgium tomorrow?

SMILE

Hello!!!!:gs

Yes you are one hour ahead of us!!!
No, France tomorrow then over to Begium Maybe Thursday!!!

[Eros]

M'lady lena


You have kept it a secret that you are really a Princess

Ffox has crossed the channel again to woo you into his kingdom

[SirFox]

You move me, Lena. I would like to invite you out. Will you be in Paris on Thursday afternoon or evening?

[Eros]

M'lady doth have to make a choice

who will she pass her colours onto?

[Eros]

you will be Busy Princess Lena

will your coutiers and guards be going with you?

me and hotdave and barkiss and..........to keep an eye on foxy

[Lena]

M'lady lena


You have kept it a secret that you are really a Princess

Ffox has crossed the channel again to woo you into his kingdom

Didn't want it to be too widely known!!!!!

ffox is welcome to cross the channel!!!!:gs

[Lena]

you will be Busy Princess Lena

will your coutiers and guards be going with you?

me and hotdave and barkiss and..........to keep an eye on foxy

Do you all feel you need to accompany me???
Is foxy that dangerous???

[Norfolkdave]

Do you all feel you need to accompany me???
Is foxy that dangerous???

Remember me your knight in shining armour or am I a rust bucket now;)

[Norfolkdave]

you will be Busy Princess Lena

will your coutiers and guards be going with you?

me and hotdave and barkiss and..........to keep an eye on foxy

Im Sir David Knight of the Well ( OBE):wa:

[Norfolkdave]

Didn't want it to be too widely known!!!!!

ffox is welcome to cross the channel!!!!:gs

Court you is that it:lmao

[Lena]

Remember me your knight in shining armour or am I a rust bucket now;)

Eros memtioned you!!!!

[Lena]

Im Sir David Knight of the Well ( OBE):wa:

We are honoured Sir!!!!!

[Norfolkdave]

Eros memtioned you!!!!

He did I,ll look you off tommorrow then?:wa:

[Eros]

Well Lena we cannot take chances with our Princess

Your knight will be by your side

unless you give us the slip

but sir Dave is back he won't let you out of his sight

has Ffox crossed the channel yet?

[Eros]

a princess is a queen in waiting who will be your King m'lady?

[Eros]

Splat the rat involves a pretend rat dropped down a tube you wait the other end with a mallet or some other device a whack it as it come through the tube

[Norfolkdave]

a princess is a queen in waiting who will be your King m'lady?

Yes knight who will be her king, we wil have to sharpen out wit in chiveraly with this french knight, still the english steel is the finest in the world, but hold ye hard, this other knight has wit and wisdom, after the ale has been drunk, and bellies feasted let battles commence:wa:

[SirFox]

Thank you Eros.

[SirFox]

And thank you BarKiss.

[SirFox]

Where is Princes Lena? Have any of you Knights seen her or has she left already?

[Eros]

well said sir Knight of the barstool

we live to fight another day
our princess is not far away
we will win her love come what may

oh yeah

[Eros]

she was here earlier sir knight

seems she has gone for vittles

her tea

[Lena]

Well Lena we cannot take chances with our Princess

Your knight will be by your side

unless you give us the slip

but sir Dave is back he won't let you out of his sight

has Ffox crossed the channel yet?

Thank you for your protection!!!!!
Don't know if ffox has crossed the channel yet, might not have been able to get a boat!!!!

[Lena]

she was here earlier sir knight

seems she has gone for vittles

her tea

Not yet, but will be going soon!!!!
Yes for some refreshments!!!
But not tea!!!!!!

[SirFox]

Gentlemen: have you seen or heard of her? Did I get trampled to death yb you guys? Did you scare her away from me?

[Lena]

It could well be wednesday. I think that Lena has to confirm. If it is Wednesday, then I can only say eventually in Paris on Thursday or Friday. Otherwise it is off.

Might be able to be in Paris on Friday!!! Not too sure!!!!

[SirFox]

Oh My....Lena....where will you be in Paris? Do you still want to meet me there or are things off completely? (Crestfallen)

[Norfolkdave]

We are honoured Sir!!!!!

Thankyou my fair maiden, thou willist look after thee is thou haves trouble abroad, he will send his army to rescue you;)

[Lena]

Oh My....Lena....where will you be in Paris? Do you still want to meet me there or are things off completely? (Crestfallen)

Not sure where!!!!

[Lena]

Thankyou my fair maiden, thou willist look after thee is thou haves trouble abroad, he will send his army to rescue you;)

Thank you kind sir!!!:gs

[SirFox]

LENA: My My My... Am I that dangerous that Sir David will be sending his personal army of Goons to rescue you?

[Lena]

LENA: My My My... Am I that dangerous that Sir David will be sending his personal army of Goons to rescue you?

Well you might be and then you might not be!!!!! Time will tell!!!!:)

[SirFox]

What kind of answer is that? That seems a little wishy-washy Lena. Time? You mean you want a long standing relationship with me? Do you know me? Hey..are we still seeing one another in Pariji?

[Lena]

What kind of answer is that? That seems a little wishy-washy Lena. Time? You mean you want a long standing relationship with me? Do you know me? Hey..are we still seeing one another in Pariji?

Means i don't know you well enough to say what you are!!!! So far you seem to be a very nice guy!!!!:gs

[Eros]

My good fellows what have I begun

good morning to you all

and a very good Morning to you fair maiden lena

[Norfolkdave]

LENA: My My My... Am I that dangerous that Sir David will be sending his personal army of Goons to rescue you?

How dare you Sir , I will come and rescue her myself I will ride like the demon through the tunnel and with my jousting stick thrust and you sir will feel the point:D

[Norfolkdave]

Means i don't know you well enough to say what you are!!!! So far you seem to be a very nice guy!!!!:gs

They are charmers, they will wine you dine you or the very best then pounch:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

My good fellows what have I begun

good morning to you all

and a very good Morning to you fair maiden lena

Good morning eros, yes what have you done heh heh heh:nu

[Eros]

Goons whos a goon I want to know

hey neddy

let us show him what we are made off

be careful though hehehe

[Norfolkdave]

Goons whos a goon I want to know

hey neddy

let us show him what we are made off

be careful though hehehe

We,ll have to show him that we are men and not having to wear onions round ones neck cos I heards the french dont wash;)

[Eros]

mmmmmm smelly eh neddy

perhaps we should take some gallic garlic to protect us from french vampire too?

[Norfolkdave]

mmmmmm smelly eh neddy

perhaps we should take some gallic garlic to protect us from french vampire too?

Too late for Lena though shes on her way I would think;)

[Eros]

well she best take care

we will be watching

hehehe the smell of onions and garlic will be adead givaway

[Norfolkdave]

well she best take care

we will be watching

hehehe the smell of onions and garlic will be adead givaway

Princess Lena has boarded a ship for the new world, get your lilo out eros and start paddling man!:D

[Eros]

so while we were distracted by the french connection

the Yanks came nd stole our gal yeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaa will have to lasso her back I think

[Norfolkdave]

so while we were distracted by the french connection

the Yanks came nd stole our gal yeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaa will have to lasso her back I think

Well get her back Im sure, well I hope, need a long bit of rope:lmao

[Eros]

so we will lasso her from here then?

or does the rope have other uses?

[Norfolkdave]

so we will lasso her from here then?

or does the rope have other uses?

I think we will have lasso her from here but the rope mmm interesting we,ll have to ask princess lena herself:lmao

[Eros]

mmmmmmmm very interesting must get the book 1001 things to do with a rope on a rainy day

[Norfolkdave]

mmmmmmmm very interesting must get the book 1001 things to do with a rope on a rainy day

Didnt know there was a book out there for rope buffs:lmao

[Eros]

well if there isn't we could write one while we are waiting

Number 1 lasso the damsel
2 tie her up
3 untie her
4 tie her to you
5 .................................................. ..

[Norfolkdave]

well if there isn't we could write one while we are waiting

Number 1 lasso the damsel
2 tie her up
3 untie her
4 tie her to you
5 .................................................. ..

You have the way with words I may be away tonight early Im afraid the damp spell and my arthritis do not mix Im begining to hurt where all year no pain sure sign winters about:wa:

[Eros]

thanks

you take care and take another ferret

we will banter again soon and hopefully catch our damsel

cya

[Norfolkdave]

thanks

you take care and take another ferret

we will banter again soon and hopefully catch our damsel

cya

I,ll be on here another 10 mins butI willbe awy then have taken paracetamol but not strong enough get the old hot water bottle going and go to bed I think, dammed arthritis:wa: No more ale too late now be up all night if I did... see you tomorrow take care

[Eros]

goodnight dave take care

[Norfolkdave]

goodnight dave take care

Got to go the pain is getting unbearable goodnight to you all see you tommorrow:wa:

[Lena]

My good fellows what have I begun

good morning to you all

and a very good Morning to you fair maiden lena

Hi Eros!!!
I hope you are wel!!!

[Lena]

How dare you Sir , I will come and rescue her myself I will ride like the demon through the tunnel and with my jousting stick thrust and you sir will feel the point:D

On a white horse and in a shining armour???

[Lena]

Too late for Lena though shes on her way I would think;)

Yes left the land of England in the pouring rain, and arrived on foreign soil in the sun which later turned to rain!!!! And have now come on here to say hi to you all!!!:gs

[Lena]

Got to go the pain is getting unbearable goodnight to you all see you tommorrow:wa:

HI!
Hope you are feeling better today!!!
Should take some rest from all this fighting!!!!

[Norfolkdave]

HI!
Hope you are feeling better today!!!
Should take some rest from all this fighting!!!!

Firstly yes alot better thankyou and secondly the weight of this armour made in sheffield Im sure is dragging me down http://www.kingofswords.com/resize2.php?image=images//knights/1footknightgallery.jpg&path=images//knights/1footknightgallery.jpg&width=120 (http://www.kingofswords.com/product_info.php/cPath/391/products_id/7963?osCsid=511f401c604e2b603808d0de296a61f9);)

[Eros]

glad to hear you are feeling a whole lot better

armour is a problem especially if you fall down after aferret or two

[Lena]

Firstly yes alot better thankyou and secondly the weight of this armour made in sheffield Im sure is dragging me down http://www.kingofswords.com/resize2.php?image=images//knights/1footknightgallery.jpg&path=images//knights/1footknightgallery.jpg&width=120 (http://www.kingofswords.com/product_info.php/cPath/391/products_id/7963?osCsid=511f401c604e2b603808d0de296a61f9);)

Get some modern ones made!! I'm sure they can make it with lighter materials now!!!!:gs
Nice to hear you are better though!!

[Eros]

Hey we could wear Jacket and sunglasses like in the Matrix and look cool like Keanu Reeves

[Eros]

and then kick ass

[Eros]

well metaphorically speaking of course

[Lena]

Hey we could wear Jacket and sunglasses like in the Matrix and look cool like Keanu Reeves

Yes you could!!! Will you???

[Eros]

Why not

[Lena]

Like to see a pic then!!!!
See if you look like Keanu!!!

[Eros]

you would can I see you then?

[wet36ddd]

hello! is this where penny will notice so i can get upgraded to premium?
i'm here!!!! ; )

[Eros]

hello wet36ddd

you can hang out here anytime nice to have you

you get upgraded by Penny , I think, if you are a lady anytime we men wait till we have sent 50 messages you are nearly there anyway so soon you will be on premium one way or the other

[shopowner]

Women get all the breaks... :)

[Eros]

well the more women on the site the more for us men to flirt with eh?

[wet36ddd]

thanks eros. nice to be here.

[Eros]

well done and congratulaions

[Penny]

You did it already by yourself ;)



hello! is this where penny will notice so i can get upgraded to premium?
i'm here!!!! ; )

[Lena]

well the more women on the site the more for us men to flirt with eh?

YOu need a big harem Eros!!!!:gs

[MCat]

Women get all the breaks... :)

That's cause we are so special :kk

[Eros]

Hi Lena Harem? Me? a harem for 2 Lena me and you!

[Lena]

Thats just a 2some eros not a harem!!!!!!

[Eros]

Is it never been any good at maths

does that mean you want to share me?

[Lena]

Just thought you wanted loads of women so therefore you will need your harem!!!

[Norfolkdave]

Just thought you wanted loads of women so therefore you will need your harem!!!

Only one....................you:wa: Hello how are you

[Big O]

I think he only wants you Lena!
BTW, welcome back from France.
Big O